When It Ukraines It Pours
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- čas přidán 25. 09. 2019
- The White House releases a summarized transcript of Donald Trump's now-infamous call with the President of Ukraine, Rudy Giuliani loses his temper on Fox News, and Trump thinks he is Tony Soprano.
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When It Ukraines It Pours
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That one guy in the audience is laughing like my Dad lol
Chaos Theory Lol Yea, I could hear him during the Biden interview also... that laugh sticks out.
I was really hoping I wasn't the only one who noticed "that one guy who's laughing louder than everyone".
Maybe it was him.... Dun dun duuuuunnnnn
He's the writer
Chaos Theory so silly, and that dude’s laugh is so loud.
Who on earth describes a conversation as "perfect?"
a mafia-aspiring conman who thinks he's clever enough to schmooze & stand-over a "mark' with legalistic plausible deniability ... and who is actually not that clever.
My girlfriend called to break up with me. After the phone call I’m sure she said to herself. “Perfect”.
Only a dumb ass idiot and the disgrace of USA like Trump would say that.
@@sealot2420 oh dear... Her loss!
@@sealot2420 sorry, guy!
As soon as I heard that one guy’s laugh I went STRAIGHT to the comments 😂
That guy's laughter is my spirit animal 😂😂🦖
Saaj Kulshreshtha I did the same thing!
Bingo!!
Me too!!!
I didn't even notice it until I read your comment, now it's buried Into my soul!
_"Perfect, fine, great, nice. Really."_
- The best words 🤣
You forgot "beautiful"
@@vikkih7746 damn yes
Actually he was right. I appreciate what he did for all of us who actually believe in the constitution!
Gustav: check out my comment below. I love your perfect, fine, great, nice comment. There's nothing better than having fun at Donald's expense. Amen, brother!
@@dottypowers1653 I don't get the joke
2:22 That military lady got some side eye game going on there
Yes. She looked decidedly disgusted. They all looked fed up.
I saw that too. Lol
@@merhona3472 The two guys to her right 🤣
That Coast Guard lady is all of us. To me her look said, "SEND HELP! PLEASE!"
The guy behind him is also looking him up and down thinking traitor.
I really love that you guys started to upload longer monologues in the last weeks. Kimmel is easily as great as Colbert, and finally you capitalize on that on CZcams. You guys have a lot of viewers from other places than the US, so we can't watch it on abc, so I appreciate this a lot.
I love the look on the faces of the Coast Guard men and women behind him.... Says everything.
When was the last time you saw so much enthusiasm? (Not even pretending to play along!)
8:50 I fell out of my chair laughing at the libel law bit. "You're a public figure." Game over.
That laugh was so distracting 😆
after the second time i paused the video to see if anyone had commented on it.
get that guy as far away from the mic as you can. jeeze.
He needs banning from the audience
It's Donald Trump himself in the back, enjoying narcissism
Jimmy Fallon? oh, no that fake...
Vicky Papadopoulou it is annoying
I feel bad for those Coast Guard people in the background who are going to be involuntarily appearing in documentaries forever.
The people in the background in any video he's in. Just watch their faces, blank stares generally and occasionally some fighting laughter. I can't imagine having to stand there listening to him attempt to english.
Yuri what you talking about, those guys are free to walk away. Or not? 🤔 . Sad. Actually I feel bad too .😩
The coast guard are tying so hard not to laugh
The edibles kicked in at the wrong time😂
Orange Julius Caesar, should be a name for a fruit salad
*guy laughing in audience*
That was hilarious
Don't insult Julius lol
Colludius Caesar
Sounds delicious 😋
Orange Julius Caesar! Omg, that's the best. I'm gonna call him OJC!
1:28
Welcome to class kids, today we learn adjectives, the good ones
Aryan Kumar lmaoo
and the meaning of the word hyperbole!
Jimmy, you are the funniest host on this planet.. Thank you for making us laughing, you are, Steven Colbert, Seth Meyers and Trevor Noah are the best funny hosts on TV this Century.
Yeah... "no pressure." When you hold back $391,000,000.00 in aid... no pressure at all.
"what if the whistle blower turns out to be Mike Pence?"
They said the person is an Intelligence agent. So God only knows who it could be. Only thing I could think of is a secret service agent.
Who else can get close enough to him to hear his conversation.
@@Papz2theDome
The Secret Service must not be overly fond of the guy who suspended their pay during the bogus shutdown.
Dunn dunn do!
Evil Lyn well, they have to keep their bullet-shield safe.
Tom in Panama The whistleblower was a third party who is reporting what he was told by several sources, but hadn’t directly hear the conversation.
Trump realizes that if he keeps repeating “it was a perfect call, nothing inappropriate “, his supporters will believe it. True conman knows his mark, and Trump knows his base.
Too bad his "base" is a bunch of Russian bots!
too bad all you know is to repeat whatever a late night talk show host says
Oohhhhhh Jet, nice burn. Damn. 🤣
You may as well have just said "no u".
Ahh yes, Mr. “Locker Room Talk”.
For the love of God, Mr. Giuliani please shut up!
Let him keep talking besides trump who else can we laugh at
I love how Rudy is totally stumped by the comment “You’re a public figure.”
Omfg yes, it's like someone spoke to him in spanish.
He's wasn't stumped, he just understood what was meant by the phrase. He was annoyed that he was shot down by objective, irrefutable fact with only four words. That was the face of a professional con-man caught in the act with no possible explanation.
who else checked the comments sections to see if anyone talked about that laughter?
Sounds like pre recorded laughter after a while.
Thought i was the only one that noticed
It sounds like he’s in the laugh track lmao
Me lol
Eugene Tan I was in the studio I can tell you it was not a laugh track the dude was so f ing loud
That dude in the audience.. HAHAHA HAHAHA...He ruined it.
Tony Soprano was also a lot nicer to women than Trump.
True dat. Try to imagine Trump gallantly offering to beat the crap out of anyone who raped one of his friends.
Waayyyyy nicer lol
Laudon1780 more respectful even. And he owned a strip joint 😂🤣
@@rebeccahopkins9522 Plus Tony Soprano was sexier and better looking. :)
Laudon1780 nicer period. And much smarter.
Trump thought that by dividing quid pro quo into two parts, nobody would notice.
"perfect" is such an insane way for a president to describe a conversation with another world leader 🤔
chellebelle914 he has a 70 word vocabulary like a 3 year old
It's an odd way to describe a conversation period.
He's insane!
It was perfect...when he thought he was going to get away with it. When the BS hit the fan it was then called a nothing-burger. Just a sad sad manchild. His mother needs to pull his pants down and beat his big pink azz.
@@lindawilliams6841 😆
Just that he has the need to come out and claim it was a perfect conversation etc, is hilarious and quite telling in and of itself...
I love the look on the soldiers faces while he keeps repeating perfect conversation
Old Bug Eyes is the least lawyerly lawyer I've ever seen!
What are you taking about? Rudy was perfect
"Trump said it did not happen and released a transcript that said it did happen"
*slow clap*
And people are still defending him. Unbelievable
A crime doesn't matter long as it was a nice,great ,warm call.i got it....
“He needs dirt to keep the lid of his coffin moist” 😂😂☺️ Jimmy
Zane Groenewald Good one!!
Please stop reminding him that he has the nuclear codes.
If America made part of their launch codes a geography test, the rest of the world would have nothing to worry about.
FORTUNATLY TRUMP THINKS THEY ARE THE UNCLEAR CODES.
He will come to you and ask what the code is.
This guy could authorise nuking NY or LA and his supporters would still love him. He would deny he ever ordered it, blame it on the Democrats, Canadians, Mexicans, Denmark for not selling him Greenland, etc. Has the USA finally arrived at the Ninth Circle of Dante's Hell?
+L W ROFL!!!
Rudy Giuliani looks like the Original RoboCop with the Helmet removed!
Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : 😆😆😆
He looks more like a No Spiratu wannabe.
😂😂😂
“It was a perfect call. It was beautiful. If it wasn’t a call, I would date it.” 😜
It was a "solid 10".
OMG, just how insane are you???
Alex Lao Haha!! That's perfect! 👍🏼
and fondle it, and grab it by the ...........
Those coast guards @2:09 did an awesome job trying not to laugh, some look confused some looking around lol.
I have never seen jimmy so happy now that the orange is getting impeached😂😂
Don't get too excited. Knowing the way US governmental processes go, it probably won't even happen
Yeah too bad the Senate will never vote it through
We're all happy about it. He finally did himself in.
@@brandons4240 Here's the deal on that, the Republicans have screwed themselves. If they vote not to impeach when the rest of the country sees the evidence they'll never win their re-elections. And if they vote to impeach, they'll never win their re-elections. Their silence and ignorant excuses for his behavior and words are coming back to bite them. Karma is real.
Master of adjectives that mean absolutely nothing
Most of what he says is totally meaningless.
Does anyone else hear the Joker laughing in audience? 😂
Literally all I could focus on!
Was Mark Hamill in attendance?
I hear it! lol
That was Joe Biden...
Yeah lol brutal laugh!
The young girl beside Trump has the look of 'OMG, wish I was somewhere else!'
"I've had enough of your abuse Donald, get your stuff, mother and I are moving into the White House" 😂
That was hysterical!
but was the conversation great though? He never said.
It was purrrfect!
BEAUTIFUL
The best conversation in the history of histories.
Lol
DPowered Smith 😆😆😆 it was beautiful, great, perfect...right?! lmbo! Good Mornin’ or night!
But was the conversation perfect? I can’t quite remember what trump said
It was perfect, it was beautiful. Quite possibly the most perfect conversation of all time.
by the way, the conversation was beautiful
This president has such a limited vocabulary
Lanwarder he really does though . . . It's incredibly embarrassing.
"I have the best words" - Trump, 2016
Im proud of our stupidity
Yeah, it makes me wonder how awful the actual call transcript was. Ugh.
@@LXT43 Well, you're the Asshat🤷🏿♂️
Why do I still react to this guy's obvious belief we are all idiots ready to believe his innocence? Who else can't wait for this beastly nightmare to end.
Dragonstaye your so right he’s a dam nightmare we are waiting for to end 🤦♀️
"This channel doesn't have any content" ... NPC? What in the WORLD are you talking about? This another "that transcript is not real.. a LIE. The NEWS tells us the real truth!"
The headlines will be akin to waking up the morning after with a hangover. Every day, it's like being in a waking nightmare
It’s only a nightmare because every person that makes an appearance on TV, revolves their entire existence around Trump. When did people start caring what late night comedians thought about politics? Sports anchors? Kids? The left has politicized every aspect of life so no, it can’t be escaped. Unless one of their friends gets elected and they get suspiciously quiet again for 4-8 years.
He's speaking to his minions. They are idiots 😂🤣
Impeach the cheeto
Dude is losing his mind like a 50 year drunk.
Is he talking about a call or callgirl(escort)😂😂😂
In order to not make mistakes when trying to make something bad sound good , he substitutes the word in his mind for something he finds attractive , thus why he said it was a 10 , so yea ,in his mind he is talking about a call girl
I feel so bad for the servicemen who get roped into standing behind trump and have to keep a straight face while he lies.
"Mother and I are moving into the White House!" 🤣🤣🤣
The Coast Guard personnel behind him, "says it all". Turn him over," he's done".
The tall guy on the very right at 2:21 "I can't even look at you right now."
I bet they all remember when Trump spoke to members of the USCG last year or the year before and said how they got better after not having a good reputation for a long time.
Is priceless 😂😂😂
@@ohmyblindman I saw him too. "Like I could be doing something important now!" OR--"We have to listen to his bull-dorkey, why?"
Which is a shame, since Trump can't operate an umbrella!
Courage Karnga
He also cannot operate a short length of Papier Hygienique.
"He is right. We are idiots for electing him.".. love that line.. lol
He's a repeat offender... Just look at his past
LIke colluding with the Russians?
@Harry Dickus no collusion and nobody went to jail.😂😂😂😂
@Harry Dickus hmm idk they're great at hididng what they don't want out. So.
@Harry Dickus i know that. I was sarcasm. Lol im trying to see how many left thinks Trump actually collude with the Russia up to this date since they never know the anything about trump.
Harry Dickus what do you call accepting a meeting with a Russian agent to discuss dirt on Clinton?
How can someone who struggles just to form coherent sentences manage to hijack an entire political party.
IT'S ME FROM 713
with lots of help
@@originalsupaslim504 from Russia. Lol
IT'S ME FROM 713 I say this everyday
Stupid people who support him. The politicians followed their meal ticket
That guy in the audience laughing out loud everytime :D
That guy in the audience is getting on my nerves
HA HAA HAA HA HA HAA !!!
🙃
Please dont offend the Mafia by saying Trump is like a mafia boss, the difference is Mafia bosses have total loyalty and respect cause they do have more morals than orange man💩🤭
So what about biden? When he acts like a mob boss and holds a billion dollars back until they fire the guy investigating his son? Why is trump the bad guy for asking about that? Should that stay hidden? It amazes me how easily the media controls people.....
@@outkast187 what did Biden do? Please explain in detail if you can.
HAHA ..cute Spike.. what in the WORLD do you know about it? You make a joke yet.. the fact Dems use that word and then CNN ABC CBS NBC MSNBC LATE NIGHT TALK SHOWS... ALL do the SAME EXACT THING! ... whats shocking is.. the SHEEP that blindly say nothing. NO ONE Does this..
He should have the laughing guy on as a guest
This segment is fantastic!!! Great Job Jimmy!!!!
He hasn’t been this upset since they threw him out of the dressing rooms at Ms Teen USA LOL. Can’t press like twice sad
One guy in the audience tries to laugh extra hard today in every Kimmel video.
God damn, thats the only thing I notice now lol
Same in Ellen . I hear this same guy... Maybe it's his thing??
Which makes me laugh.
I hear nothing but dat dude in d entire vid
Someone closer to a mic
It shows the way he thinks. What's important to him is that the phone call was a good performance. He's angry that he can be criticized for a good performance. He has no concept of morality.
He said "perfect" because he ordered the "transcript" doctored to make it look perfect. One can only suppose that his spin doctor is the plastic surgeon who gave him his ridiculous hair style.
plus he ukraine comedian consciously buttered trump up with his favorite compliments, saying he stayed at trump towers, that trump is a great teacher, etc. trump thinks he's on a gameshow of world leaders, and he's trying to win the game.... ?..... somehow?
Replace the word 'perfect' with the word 'corrupt' and some of the statements makes more sense
Well done, thank you
1:28. He was calling to discuss the adoption of Ukrainian babies.
What does this comment even mean?
Hey! I called Trump Orange Julius Caesar like 3 years ago.
The whistleblower is indeed Mike Pence
Who’s he trying to convince, us or himself?
No one, he's just stating facts that happened lol
Mike Pence: "Mother and I are moving into the White House. So, could you please ask Melanie to take your pit bull, Bill Barr, with her when she leaves?"
OMG!! that dude with the loud laugh needs to be gone.
"Orange Julius Caesar" -- LOL.
Or NERO ....................@John wayne
But this is why I love America. Because if we lived in Russia discussing a call Putin had with the Ukraine president...we'd all be dead right now.
Well, he basically mentioned execution earlier, so.. we're on the way there.
2:21 Woah that's a Seal Team level side-eye lady
Why is Jimmy fallon in the audiance??
This might singlehandedly be the funniest and most inciteful segment Jimmy ever made. Tons of laughs watching this. Especially, his comment about Mike Pence at the end. Jimmy was on fire when he shot this video!
Please summon the men in white coats to pick the Pres. up and take him to his new forever home...
Sounds like you have experience with that. From 2016? Get ready to go back.
Orange jumpsuits even better.
@@christinechin1909 hasnt been funny since you people first started associating trump with orange and it hasnt magically become funny. 🤷♂️
Rich Law oh bless your triggered little black heart. Snowflake!m🤣
@@lynneceegee8726 im getting flashbacks from the hillary campaign 😦😧😨😢
That guy in the audience laughing need to shut up
Ivan A he’s got to be a paid plant
i don't know man.. I wish i could laugh so wholeheartedly as that guy
hes laughing cause he voted trump because he wants to watch the world burn
@@youaintasbadasyouthink lmao
Benjamin Luis Lim 😂
Trump loves to give interviews in front of loud machinery because the noise helps drown out the crazy voices in his head
The most beautiful call in the history of this country! Hell in the history of the world!!
Rudy calling another person a "moron" and "stupid"?????
He must have been looking in a mirror.
For some reason, I always suspect Pence to be the anonymous op-ed writer and now, the whistleblower
I am cracking up , it was a perfect cracked up !
Lol someone in the audience is laughing so loud! Makes me smile 🤭😊
Closed caption wrote MORON as MOREON 🤣
He's a bigly extortionist. Perfect call. And that's his real hair and he was born that colour.
the conversation was perfect enough to impeach him.
But no.. because no. 💁♂️ we are voting for him again in 2020 🤷♂️
@@richlaw5136 True. voting to impeach.
@@alexanderl9985 and you'll probably lose 🤷♂️
@@richlaw5136 Only Trump supporters will lose.
@@alexanderl9985 ohhhhhhh I see...
It was a beautiful conversation. It was a perfect conversation. It was a great talk. It was a nice call.
Thank you Jimmy, for another well put statements 👍😊
That ‘official’ transcript lacked two things; “Once upon a time…” and “They all lived happily ever after.”
ok boomer
9:57 It won't be Mike Pence. He's the most spineless, sycophantic pitiful human specimen I've ever seen. He's not even a separate person any more - he's an appendage, a Trump-appendage. Ugghh!
Ex Essex impeachment would be cool and all but then we have to live with pence 🤢🤮
I bet it's John Bolton.
He’s under mother’s skirt
Isn’t Pence the one who has to “25” trump? Uh oh!
pence literally calls his wife “mother” like wtf
This was the best opening by Kimmel 😂
"He colluded with a foreign powder"
"A perfect phone call" - 5/5 Stars as rated by the international phone call ratings academy.
Well, that was just perfect.
Ok everyone, we can stop holding conversations. Perfect conversation has been reached.
Liz D 😆😆😆👍
“Mother and I are moving into the Whitehouse”. Dear Lord. We really do need to be careful what we wish for here ...
Exactly
Part of me will miss him when he is impeached...but then i remember we have YT forever and we can laugh again and again at his 2.5 years! My fav of all time (so far) is the sharpie event on Alabama!
Ben he keeps topping his lates scandals!😂😂😂 but the sharpie was a good one 😂
" Wouldn't it be great if Mike Pence turned out to be the whistle blower ? "
He wouldn't have had the intelligence, morality, or stones to be the whistle blower.
Not Here morality? The fact that u believe that something actually happened is ridiculous. Do u not know what evidence is?
@@alanmorris4895 : Sorry, how silly of me, you're right ! Nothing happened. Trump didn't (finally) release the illegally withheld, edited but still damning, "transcript" of the call that didn't happen. And then he didn't threaten the life of the whistle blower and whoever helped them, in a recorded event, where at least one of his lackeys laughed out loud at the idea. Yeah, none of that happened... IN YOUR DREAMS.
You wouldn't know evidence if it b!tch slapped you into next week. I know that because it just did.
Oh, I notice you didn't bother to "defend" Pence's intelligence or stones. LOL
Not Here what evidence do u have that isn’t the real transcript
@@alanmorris4895 It said so right in it.
That one guy in the Coast Guard hangar gave Trump the fish-eye at least twice.
The looks on the faces of those members of the Coast Guard were classic!