Trump is Losing, Lying & Tearing Democracy Down with Him

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  • čas přidán 4. 11. 2020
  • Another stressful day in America started with Trump tweeting “STOP THE COUNT” in regard to votes, an angry mob of his supporters descended on a ballot counting center in Phoenix last night, Trump’s spiritual advisor threw a Hail Mary on his behalf, Trump got up to the podium in the White House to give a speech filled with lies, threats and attacks on democracy, and to top it all off, his former Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney indicated that he expects Trump to run again in 2024, and because of the mid-season change on “The Bachelorette,” Jimmy’s wife Molly takes to the Magic Wall to pick the guy who she thinks will win Tayshia’s heart.
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  • @vt9288
    @vt9288 Před 3 lety +327

    What an embarrassment!!! The whole world is laughing at us. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @meryemjabry5721
      @meryemjabry5721 Před 3 lety +53

      Oh yes we are... no offense, but this more entertaining than... anything I can think of right now. But it’s also sad... so sorry

    • @hurricanestarang
      @hurricanestarang Před 3 lety +14

      We sure are where I'm at!! 😅😅😅

    • @seanpermann5570
      @seanpermann5570 Před 3 lety +10

      yes, because you're about to elect a senior citizen who sniffs little girls and holds them by the hips as if they're lovers. Made more racist comments than you falsely claim Trump of, and more. That's why they are laughing because they'll outsmart Joe every step of the way.

    • @arldsouza8463
      @arldsouza8463 Před 3 lety +9

      @Smooth Move No ,we meant the current POTUS.A fool

    • @JuniorJuni070
      @JuniorJuni070 Před 3 lety +14

      @@seanpermann5570 wtf.. and thats why we laugh.. look at you

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +360

    Page one of the Narcissist's collapse playbook:
    Burn it all down before they can take it away from you.

    •  Před 3 lety +13

      A shitty toddler who needs a nap and has had nothing to eat but Fun-Dip and a sippy cup of Mountain Dew.

    • @Abazovich
      @Abazovich Před 3 lety +24

      As a middle Eastern who saw all kind of trumps i can tell you That's dictatorship 101

    • @shaneiapearson6977
      @shaneiapearson6977 Před 3 lety

      Yup

    • @howmathematicianscreatemat9226
      @howmathematicianscreatemat9226 Před 3 lety +1

      @Eleni 1979 he defines his whole self worth by this election. Probably he has forgotten his other passions and talents. Deep down he feels bad about himself but acts as if he would feel like a god.

  • @phillipmoore9012
    @phillipmoore9012 Před 3 lety +273

    "I really can't think of a more fitting end to this presidency than him suing America." Great line Jimmy.

    • @legiontraining4691
      @legiontraining4691 Před 3 lety +3

      @Mathew Hodges There is no use in talking to these liberals. They will never accept this nation is run by the rule of law, not their feelings.

    • @machtashmacta7143
      @machtashmacta7143 Před 3 lety +14

      Trump's been living through lawsuits and bankruptcies. It's only fitting he'll leave with it.

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 Před 3 lety +4

      Who really runs it? All of it? You don't suppose just maybe, some behind the scenes chaps are PITTING you against each other?

    • @machtashmacta7143
      @machtashmacta7143 Před 3 lety +2

      @@chrissonofpear1384 After everything that has happened so far, that wouldn't surprise me.

    • @miltlance3654
      @miltlance3654 Před 3 lety +3

      He's actually suing individual states that commonly practice cheating in elections. Don't believe me. Look it up. Then do like any socialist Democrap, don't believe your eyes when they see the truth😊

  • @lushvinyl
    @lushvinyl Před 3 lety +24

    SO WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT RLY GOOD EDIT OF MELANIA I DEAD ASS THOUGHT IT WAS HER FOR A SEC 🤣

  • @YoussefYoussef-jq8vp
    @YoussefYoussef-jq8vp Před 3 lety +159

    I'm from Africa and I can ensure you that we didn't send any angels to help trump🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

  • @sandrakm3728
    @sandrakm3728 Před 3 lety +334

    I'm from Africa and I can confirm that our Angels have been chilling with us watching America on TV

  • @Boobalopbop
    @Boobalopbop Před 3 lety +5

    That dude walking back and forth like he is reading the news paper on the way to the bus stop ignoring the crazy lady 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ErlineGray
    @ErlineGray Před 3 lety +49

    It feels like a huge weight off my shoulders..this president had my anxiety so so high thank GOD he is gone...

    • @brodenmurphy7947
      @brodenmurphy7947 Před 3 lety

      how?? what did he do to give u anxiety? 🤦‍♂️

    • @MrBurns0618
      @MrBurns0618 Před 3 lety

      Lol you can’t even say why you don’t like him😂

    • @ErlineGray
      @ErlineGray Před 3 lety +1

      @@MrBurns0618 actually I can but this post would turn into a 6 page essay.

    • @MrBurns0618
      @MrBurns0618 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ErlineGray so you have so much reason you don’t like trump that you can’t even tell me one😂😂

  • @kartikaydhar
    @kartikaydhar Před 3 lety +30

    Have not seen Jimmy this happy in 4 years. Good for you brother!

  • @sadiquealimaniyar1304
    @sadiquealimaniyar1304 Před 3 lety +824

    Why can't Trump go to White House anymore?
    Because it's
    FOR BIDEN

  • @keithbrown8638
    @keithbrown8638 Před 3 lety +9

    I love your show Jimmy ❤️ You made the last 4 years bearable for me. Keep up the great work! Twittler LMAO 🤣

  • @jennifer60515
    @jennifer60515 Před 2 lety +5

    I revisit this monologue from time to time, it’s one of my favorites. “Count the votes!” “Stop the count!” Wow, the cult members are truly nuts. They need deprogramming ASAP.

  • @lurkster1974
    @lurkster1974 Před 3 lety +317

    As a Brit thousands of miles away, what hurts the most right now is the high likelihood that he'll get away with all his crimes and misdemeanours and avoid prison. I mean, that REALLY hurts.

    • @EmEm78
      @EmEm78 Před 3 lety +47

      As an Australian, I agree. It's such a galling affront that someone just gets away with behaving so disgustingly. It's sickening.

    • @dfergal317
      @dfergal317 Před 3 lety +10

      maybe you should read a little more about what biden gets away with, then it might hurt less, muppet

    • @mudaaa1015
      @mudaaa1015 Před 3 lety +5

      What crimes tho

    • @mudaaa1015
      @mudaaa1015 Před 3 lety +1

      @@EmEm78 as an Austrian hows the economy hit by china? For naval excercise?

    • @sajee6198
      @sajee6198 Před 3 lety +1

      @@EmEm78 I mean we aren't free of that either. The Liberal party here are corrupt, warmongers (howard) who got off scott-free.

  • @gavincrump9831
    @gavincrump9831 Před 3 lety +845

    “Angels are being dispatched” what an embarrassing time to be alive 🙄

    • @DC1948p
      @DC1948p Před 3 lety +68

      From Africa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi Před 3 lety +46

      @@DC1948p
      All the best angels come from "shithole countries".

    • @templarrising6299
      @templarrising6299 Před 3 lety +4

      If you vote for the dems/libs you vote for Satan... On judgement day do you want to be asked why you were on the side of not only abortion until the day of birth but they want to make it legal to starve a baby to death for the first seven days after birth ??? Do you want to be asked why you took the side of a world ideology called Globalism (communism) ??? Do you want to be asked why you took the side of a One World Government (U.N.) ??? The Book of Books warns us all of this beast system

    • @akwaabakitchen8470
      @akwaabakitchen8470 Před 3 lety +3

      @UCkyWj4h67kbiWJ1XMMUR4NA LOL!

    • @sarahhopeful6683
      @sarahhopeful6683 Před 3 lety +58

      @@templarrising6299 That is how they scare you to vote for Trump?

  • @didderjade
    @didderjade Před 3 lety +26

    Angry Jimmy is the most hilarious Jimmy. He's redefining the word "caustic" and it's glorious.

  • @Secularist5024
    @Secularist5024 Před 3 lety +14

    6:18 legend says the dude in the back is still walking back and forth.

  • @joaosampaio4188
    @joaosampaio4188 Před 3 lety +69

    the fact that almost half of americans voted for Trump is mindblowing

    • @KayMac18
      @KayMac18 Před 3 lety +8

      The fact that half of America voted for Biden is mind blowing! They cheat and they know it.

    • @dathunderman4
      @dathunderman4 Před 3 lety +2

      It’s almost like people disagree with you, what a crazy world. How dare someone have a different opinion than myself, thats racist.

    • @GadisBaliLivesAbroad
      @GadisBaliLivesAbroad Před 3 lety +8

      @@KayMac18 give us evidence...

    • @kristinek2916
      @kristinek2916 Před 3 lety +2

      @@KayMac18 Trump is such an embarrassment for our country. We have lost respect from all over the world. He lies more than anyone. Read his books, he believes that if you say things enough times, people will believe it and unfortunately his majority base is non-college educated white males so he takes advantage of them and uses them to feed his narcissistic disorder. It’s sad, he was raised by a father that told him “your a killer or a loser” (per Trump himself).

    • @felixntodonke2451
      @felixntodonke2451 Před 3 lety

      Kristine K sorry, ya‘ll are such a joke nobody had respect for you before that😂 you’re like an 3rd world country, wich thinks they’re the best😂

  • @FinnDarius
    @FinnDarius Před 3 lety +148

    "In their last moments, people show you who they really are"

    • @marylynne9104
      @marylynne9104 Před 3 lety +18

      Trump showed us who he was in the late 1970s, and has continued to show us until today. A pity more people weren’t paying attention.

    • @CS_GOD64
      @CS_GOD64 Před 3 lety +4

      @@marylynne9104 Meh
      People are just blind. Trump and Biden are very bad men.
      But yeah....... 👀 What can you do when they put 2 demons against each other....

    • @nilsmedskills2560
      @nilsmedskills2560 Před 3 lety +6

      @@CS_GOD64 biden may not be perfect, and you might not agree with him, but what makes him a bad person

    • @dragonfly6908
      @dragonfly6908 Před 3 lety

      I agree about Nancy Pelosi, ,nasty and vindictive woman spitting her vitriol.

    • @marylynne9104
      @marylynne9104 Před 3 lety

      @Heather Fraser - yes, he was always a nasty piece of work. All ego, with nothing to back it up.

  • @splammingimre6760
    @splammingimre6760 Před 3 lety +91

    Watching Trump's fits of flailing over his loss is almost as satisfying as homemade chicken soup.

    • @rilesmiles4564
      @rilesmiles4564 Před 3 lety +6

      What do you think I've been doing for the past two days? Trump wanted attention, this is the more entertaining than filler anime! This is great! Cry some more, not-so-presidential-fatass!

    • @miltlance3654
      @miltlance3654 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm sure we can guess what part of the chicken you boil to get your savory broth. How do those tail feathers taste?

    • @angelawhitehouse8066
      @angelawhitehouse8066 Před 3 lety

      Trumplestiltskin

  • @lorifaust9874
    @lorifaust9874 Před 3 měsíci

    Thank you Jimmy for keeping your head and sence of humor. This is priceless. 😂😂❤❤

  • @user-yi8sf1sp8j
    @user-yi8sf1sp8j Před 3 lety +116

    How many International people's are here.??

  • @tzzz7
    @tzzz7 Před 3 lety +247

    Couldn't get through this without Kimmel, Oliver, Noah, Colbert, Meyers,Trae Crowder, Beau of the Fifth Column
    .
    Thank You!

    • @josephmendoza7769
      @josephmendoza7769 Před 3 lety +9

      I couldn't agree more. Beau is one of the most woke people out there

    • @magnetospin
      @magnetospin Před 3 lety +21

      Also Seth Meyers. His Closer Look segments are great.

    • @tzzz7
      @tzzz7 Před 3 lety +4

      @@magnetospin knew I was forgetting someone

    • @sandyc5428
      @sandyc5428 Před 3 lety +6

      Or David Pakman, Damage Report, Now This News, Don Winslow, Meidas Touch, RVAT, Lincoln Projects.

    • @theresamcdonald4730
      @theresamcdonald4730 Před 3 lety +2

      T s yeah I agree !!!!

  • @deborahdepasquale8932
    @deborahdepasquale8932 Před 3 lety +3

    Love you Jimmy! You have kept me sane (as much as that was possible) these last 4 years!

    • @kc3621
      @kc3621 Před 3 lety

      You're right. I forgot he, seth and colbert took on trump right off the bat. If I ever see him and covidis done I'd give him a bear hug. Hes been hella strong.

  • @yolandaqualls6822
    @yolandaqualls6822 Před 3 lety +9

    She sounds like she forgot the words to "They're coming to take me away, Ha-Haaa!"

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 Před 3 lety +94

    "I demand to see the poll manager NOW!!!!" - Karen Trump

  • @miguelma9561
    @miguelma9561 Před 3 lety +393

    This election be making me check the polls every 10 minutes 😂

  • @handspring2000
    @handspring2000 Před 3 lety +44

    Trump is the most shameless person on earth. Now God bless America again.

    • @jaygarit9177
      @jaygarit9177 Před 3 lety +1

      @J T you don't know what "fascism" is then. Go away, or back to your Russian flat and off the Interwebs, and stop trying to interfere in our election process, please!

    • @samwubeshet4940
      @samwubeshet4940 Před 3 lety +1

      @J T it’s crazy how uneducated and ignorant u are lolol🤣

  • @roninskydancer2383
    @roninskydancer2383 Před 3 lety +227

    Hang in there, America.
    It's always ugly, breaking up with a narcissist.

    • @carospereman3537
      @carospereman3537 Před 3 lety +5

      @Ronin Skydancer L O L -- very clever. Sadly, I know exactly what you're talking about.

    • @thirdrockfromdsun2873
      @thirdrockfromdsun2873 Před 3 lety +6

      @Ronin LMAO so true. Psychiatrists and therapists are going to make millions dealing with all the brainwashed totally clueless trump supporters still in denial.

    • @nicoler.4356
      @nicoler.4356 Před 3 lety +2

      Well said!! Lol

    • @nicoler.4356
      @nicoler.4356 Před 3 lety +3

      @@carospereman3537 me too...my ex-husband is a narcissist! And in fact a Trump supporter!

    • @thirdrockfromdsun2873
      @thirdrockfromdsun2873 Před 3 lety

      @@nicoler.4356 You know what they say. Birds of a feather fly together.

  • @petewiggins
    @petewiggins Před 3 lety +100

    "Tweets coming from twitler's bunker " was a good one

  • @Bohemian_Raspberry
    @Bohemian_Raspberry Před 3 lety +57

    His own supporters are divided and it's hilarious🤣
    "Count the vote!"
    "Stop the vote!"

    • @thatguyonehundred5550
      @thatguyonehundred5550 Před 3 lety +1

      stop the count to check for fake ballots thats not so hard to understand

    • @patricianelson7928
      @patricianelson7928 Před 3 lety +2

      If he was ahead there wouldn't be fraud!! Lol of to jail Donnie boy!!!!!

    • @shaheeda
      @shaheeda Před 3 lety +2

      Delusional just like their leader.

    • @darkhorse7460
      @darkhorse7460 Před 3 lety +1

      Stop the count but yeah that's an alarm bell for a coup

    • @katiecaddle4789
      @katiecaddle4789 Před 3 lety +2

      @@thatguyonehundred5550 tat never happened lol trumper did get in trouble for voting fraud in PA lol he tried to get his dead mother's vote to be counted by forging his signature for her lol

  • @amyforbes3180
    @amyforbes3180 Před 3 lety +3

    Love this monologue so much best one I have seen

  • @Internetminer
    @Internetminer Před 3 lety +344

    Meanwhile Angels in Africa refusing to go to America knowing very well how Africans are treated.

    • @sizedjoker2648
      @sizedjoker2648 Před 3 lety +7

      Great low IQ Left wing talking points such a spectacle of Foolery great job 👍👏

    • @TheRetard67
      @TheRetard67 Před 3 lety +13

      @@sizedjoker2648 you mad lol

    • @sangeet9100
      @sangeet9100 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheRetard67 The 'joker' was commenting on that woman (and probably the fool's angel's 'left wing')

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Před 3 lety +1

      @Vaibhav Angaria, you are 100% correct.

    • @danielkanewske8473
      @danielkanewske8473 Před 3 lety +4

      @@sizedjoker2648 Covid would have killed millions if not for Trump! Covid is a hoax! Biden is criminal grown in a vat of abortion fetuses sent by a cabal of cannibal, Satan worshiping democrats to steal the election! Long live the great Putin and glorious leader Kim. The Angels from Africa will save us! George Soros!

  • @fittony
    @fittony Před 3 lety +3

    we need more segment with with Molly, not about the bachelorette but everything else, I think the banter between them would be really good

  • @brandielliott4208
    @brandielliott4208 Před 3 lety +2

    OMG!!!!!! Jimmy stop 😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
    The spiritual adviser put me over the edge.... i cant breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @romandevivo1163
    @romandevivo1163 Před 3 lety +447

    Trying to change the rules in the middle of the game is a loser’s strategy.

    • @applejuicejunkie316
      @applejuicejunkie316 Před 3 lety +36

      Like unplugging your competitor's controller in video games. Trump has always been a loser.

    • @arifrahman.i8012
      @arifrahman.i8012 Před 3 lety +7

      @@applejuicejunkie316 hahaha hilarious! It reminds me about playing Naruto on PS2 when I was a kid. 😂

    • @jedigovna9537
      @jedigovna9537 Před 3 lety +4

      Dems cheated

    • @bswanson6211
      @bswanson6211 Před 3 lety +12

      @@jedigovna9537 how?

    • @shadowambush711
      @shadowambush711 Před 3 lety +1

      Also is counting fake ballots

  • @joeydellaire4359
    @joeydellaire4359 Před 3 lety +361

    Man, could you imagine if he would have put as much energy into fighting COVID as he is putting into fighting to keep the presidency?

    • @greenearthblueskies8556
      @greenearthblueskies8556 Před 3 lety +23

      @@LesterFernandezIO not as fake as u 😂

    • @Orcinus1967
      @Orcinus1967 Před 3 lety +5

      Thousands of votes show up at 4 in the morning. NOT ONE is for Trump? Not even one by accident? Probability dictates that is impossible. If Biden was behind democrats would demand a recount as well. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. The reason 70 million Americans voted for Trump is not because they are all racist. Its because of the blatant hypocrisy of the Democrats.
      Perhaps Kimmel and Elizabeth Warren can go to a Pow-wow for an episode on the show.

    • @blueskies99
      @blueskies99 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Orcinus1967
      "trump is not because they are all racist"? bruh 😂
      Trump's the one that's racist, go back to your hidey-hole in the ground lol

    • @ELLENFISHER2008
      @ELLENFISHER2008 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Orcinus1967 pumpkin calling the carrots orange though 😂

    • @CricketRodeo
      @CricketRodeo Před 3 lety +2

      It's hilarious how Jimmy and so many ignorant fools are happy to call Trump a fascist, yet at the same time bash him for not crushing the constitutional freedoms of the States to govern as they see fit?

  • @colinjohn5454
    @colinjohn5454 Před 3 lety +1

    This is so much fun.. watching the updates from NZ.... This is reality TV show for us outside of the USA 😂😂😂

  • @taracarstensen4658
    @taracarstensen4658 Před 3 lety +43

    I’m waiting for the “OJ white Bronco run” to the airport.

  • @davidrolfes8803
    @davidrolfes8803 Před 3 lety +212

    "A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - Macbeth by William Shakespeare

    • @michaedove3562
      @michaedove3562 Před 3 lety +7

      Perfect quote.

    • @ryuuotaku35
      @ryuuotaku35 Před 3 lety +4

      Just what’s happening right now.

    • @matlofot6076
      @matlofot6076 Před 3 lety +5

      if I recall correctly he was referring to the life itself in the original text, but oh my, does it not fit just perfectly given the situation today? :((( thanks for bringing it up!

    • @ELLENFISHER2008
      @ELLENFISHER2008 Před 3 lety +1

      Leave our Billy out of it! 😂

    • @CricketRodeo
      @CricketRodeo Před 3 lety +1

      @Andrew Man111 yes, as the idiot

  • @kamaurahamukti5919
    @kamaurahamukti5919 Před 3 lety +78

    "compromise - first count the votes, then stop the votes" 🙏🏽
    😂😂brilliant 😂😂

  • @oldschooloc2110
    @oldschooloc2110 Před 3 lety

    Oh Jimmy K., you rascal! That was golden. My day is great and I haven't even got started yet. Thanks. This was great!

  • @saharshtalwar9905
    @saharshtalwar9905 Před 3 lety +68

    "I like presidents that aren't one term impeached losers" - John McCain

    • @barbarapalangi9651
      @barbarapalangi9651 Před 3 lety +7

      Thanks I needed that! I'm sure wherever Sen. McCain is he's celebrating!!!🎊🎉🍾

    • @N.A525
      @N.A525 Před 2 lety +1

      I still don’t know why he showed up to his funeral after making such a remark

  • @Mister47
    @Mister47 Před 3 lety +143

    We will tell our grandchildren about 2020. This year is history.

    • @Orangeflava
      @Orangeflava Před 3 lety

      But we are poor and my wife cant have children

    • @Hey1Micha
      @Hey1Micha Před 3 lety +5

      @@Orangeflava adopt

    • @kay-wj3jx
      @kay-wj3jx Před 3 lety +5

      @@Orangeflava have a pet

    • @Orangeflava
      @Orangeflava Před 3 lety

      @@Hey1Micha that costs money 💰

    • @brianjett1446
      @brianjett1446 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Orangeflava never give up hope!!!

  • @OdinSonne
    @OdinSonne Před 3 lety +34

    Anyone wondering about that guy walking around that crazy tongues lady: He is basically reading bible versus as he goes around, creating a 'prayer wall' of protection. Yeah... effing crazy (and she probably doesn't realise its Pagan origins..walking the magick circle and calling the elements/ deities but i digress). Hope that helps!

    • @kc3621
      @kc3621 Před 3 lety

      I thought that was an edit to make it funny...you mean that dude was really there? Ok, not sure what to make of it.

    • @sybillestahl8646
      @sybillestahl8646 Před 3 lety

      Thank you. I wondered why they were letting some distracting fellow just walk across repeatedly

  • @eliasperez1859
    @eliasperez1859 Před 3 lety +76

    guys I know this sounds crazy but I think Jimmy Kimmel doesn't like Trump

    • @trishlee6529
      @trishlee6529 Před 3 lety +1

      he just want to bring more viewers to to channel

    • @chrisrobles824
      @chrisrobles824 Před 3 lety

      @@trishlee6529 well tbh trump lied to him once about his show, it’s in his channel too when he talks about

    • @mariodesalo8450
      @mariodesalo8450 Před 3 lety +1

      Does anyone that likes fairness and civility?

    • @lapeste2387
      @lapeste2387 Před 3 lety

      jimmy kimmel it's a idiot

    • @AdamTuxTengler
      @AdamTuxTengler Před 3 lety +1

      I question the people who does. Lies and criminal acts are turn off for me, I just don't feel the bad boy charisma here

  • @waytosacramento3843
    @waytosacramento3843 Před 3 lety +162

    Last time the world heard someone call for a “total war” was Joseph Goebbels in 1943.
    Some Americans apparently have a huge history education deficit.

    • @lizvlx
      @lizvlx Před 3 lety +6

      ‘Some’

    • @edgarmagalhaes18
      @edgarmagalhaes18 Před 3 lety +9

      I fixed your sentence for you: "Some Americans apparently have a huge education deficit."

    • @Shiznaft1
      @Shiznaft1 Před 3 lety +8

      @@lizvlx Yes, about 60 million of them.

    • @lizvlx
      @lizvlx Před 3 lety +2

      @@Shiznaft1 that number is way too low. It is rather in the 200s.

    • @dannyaikin1395
      @dannyaikin1395 Před 3 lety +3

      certain types have literally eliminated social studies from being taught in schools.

  • @roninskydancer2383
    @roninskydancer2383 Před 3 lety +86

    "We should be suing him"
    Thanks Jimmy.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 3 lety +8

      trump's lawyers DO know that he has a habit of not paying his bills... right?

  • @WharfRat44
    @WharfRat44 Před 3 lety

    Watching your clips every night has helped me through this week! Thank you!

  • @davidsmith6859
    @davidsmith6859 Před 3 lety +82

    When Trump tweeted "STOP THE COUNT" I think he was referring to himself but there was a redundant O in the last word.

  • @NextDoorFlyer
    @NextDoorFlyer Před 3 lety +58

    This was a savage... normally Jimmy is mild but he has been turning up the heat with these burns. Knocked it out of the park, past the bleachers and somewhere into the parking lot. Nice :) 👏🏻👏🏻

  • @georgiaandrebeccabullard9103

    Oh my word- Melania as Bachelorette had me rolling on the floor!!!!

  • @4EClark
    @4EClark Před 3 lety +1

    Twittler's bunker LOL dying.

  • @southernbelle4398
    @southernbelle4398 Před 3 lety +37

    He said "Twittler's" bunker!🤣 This is one of the best monologues, from beginning to end, I've ever heard on your show Mr. Kimmel. Big Kudos to Ms. Molly for calling "The Bachelorette" like an NFL broadcaster! 👏💜🤣

  • @azemazigilles6230
    @azemazigilles6230 Před 3 lety +261

    😂😂😂😂😂.. Angels from Africa?? Mehnn speaking on behalf of all African Angels "Ma'amm we need a VISA for that mehn, ww ain't gonna fly over these oceans" 😂😂😂😂

    • @MaciKemuma01
      @MaciKemuma01 Před 3 lety +25

      Lol I know leave Africa out of this hahaha our angels are busy hahaha

    • @theadventuresofsandyland4961
      @theadventuresofsandyland4961 Před 3 lety +21

      If the angels came they would put them in cages

    • @Yourmomazz
      @Yourmomazz Před 3 lety +9

      @Spooky Mc Spookerson Lol. Conservative tears.

    • @miningminds4christ
      @miningminds4christ Před 3 lety +9

      Bruh I need that visa seriously that’s why we praying Biden wins . 🇳🇬

    • @Yourmomazz
      @Yourmomazz Před 3 lety +10

      @Spooky Mc Spookerson That Trump is crying and claiming the election is rigged? Go cry to your mommy. The secret service is allready protecting Biden. What does that tell you?

  • @jillianstricklin931
    @jillianstricklin931 Před 3 lety +6

    I think they call that press conference shade (blaze orange).

  • @pheonixridone8940
    @pheonixridone8940 Před 3 lety +1

    6:13 for some reason I want to sing "Staminamina waka waka Rey Rey Staminamina it's Time for Africa"😂😂

  • @alyali9487
    @alyali9487 Před 3 lety +37

    "Rudy is on duty" left me gasping fo air lol

  • @voodooutt
    @voodooutt Před 3 lety +302

    Agolf Twittler's only way to get to 270 is if he loses 40 pounds.

    • @gentlepanda4172
      @gentlepanda4172 Před 3 lety +16

      Oof 😂

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 Před 3 lety +17

      Speaking of the treasonous tub of lard, here's the recipe for a Trump-sandwich:
      Two thick slices of lumpy white bread.
      One truckload of baloney.
      One bucketful of Russian dressing.
      One tiny little spongy toadstool.

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 Před 3 lety +18

      ⚠️ FDA advisory:
      Ingesting a Trump-sandwich will cause excruciating butt-hurt, insane delusions, abysmal ignorance, prolific flatulence and debilitating gnosiophobia.

    • @voodooutt
      @voodooutt Před 3 lety +9

      @@agolftwittler1223 LOOOOOOL dude.

    • @lyhthegreat
      @lyhthegreat Před 3 lety +4

      how heavy is trump?

  • @matthewhetzler4912
    @matthewhetzler4912 Před 3 lety +2

    “Look out, Philadelphia!” I’ve watched that part about ten times.

  • @CreeprDuDE89
    @CreeprDuDE89 Před 3 lety +43

    Trump: *Moves to another country*
    That country: *No.*

    • @KA-wo9eu
      @KA-wo9eu Před 3 lety +2

      I’m German and we don’t want Trump!

    • @drewski1535
      @drewski1535 Před 3 lety

      @@KA-wo9eu we don't blame you

    • @lindaswanson9328
      @lindaswanson9328 Před rokem +1

      He can live on any one of the russian oligarchs boats in hiding all over the world. Shame on those countries aiding and abetting these people. It speaks volumes!

  • @jlbueno0611
    @jlbueno0611 Před 3 lety +68

    Whoever did the editing of Melania onthe new bachelorette's face must've had so much fun doing it 😅😅

    • @EFFeCTED18
      @EFFeCTED18 Před 3 lety +1

      It's a deep fake. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are doing it on their new CZcams show.

    • @rawkinectz
      @rawkinectz Před 3 lety

      Eeeew

    • @antheadevilliers1126
      @antheadevilliers1126 Před 3 lety

      It would take god and a miracle trying to edit Michelle obama's into looking slightly pleasing to the eye

  • @ebok33643
    @ebok33643 Před 3 lety +186

    “Stop the Count” : Aren’t you behind in the count? Do the math! Weren’t you suppose to tweet “Stop the count where I lead” and “Count all the votes where I trail” 😂

    • @fabrisseterbrugghe8567
      @fabrisseterbrugghe8567 Před 3 lety +6

      But Math is hard.

    • @michaeld.jconnolly1281
      @michaeld.jconnolly1281 Před 3 lety +21

      Biden 253 Trump 213. They stop Biden wins. Trump and his supports are complete fools?

    • @NeutroniummAlchemist
      @NeutroniummAlchemist Před 3 lety +10

      @@michaeld.jconnolly1281 Yes, that's it in a nutshell.

    • @ananthim7358
      @ananthim7358 Před 3 lety +2

      @@michaeld.jconnolly1281 trump leads in some of the states which haven't released their final results ,so if counting is stopped the results have to be released with whatever has been counted so he'll get those votes.that's wat they're trying

    • @perrystalsisworldofbiology767
      @perrystalsisworldofbiology767 Před 3 lety +6

      Maybe he was concerned about The Count from Sesame Street Ha Ha Haaa

  • @frankcastle3288
    @frankcastle3288 Před 3 lety +47

    Missed opportunity: when Jimmy thanked her for the sex, she should've said she was picturing Ben the whole time

  • @biglee13m
    @biglee13m Před rokem

    Molly has so much enthusiasm on The Bachelorette lol

  • @beekarinsaan
    @beekarinsaan Před 3 lety +72

    I love how Twitter is flagging his tweets as possibly misleading. 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 Před 3 lety +2

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @ErLeuchten
      @ErLeuchten Před 3 lety

      @ 95% of hes base get the news from hes twitter account, thats probably the reason ,-)

  • @wood8715
    @wood8715 Před 2 lety

    Oh God I forgot about the crazy preachers!!!!! They were so invested! The angels from Africa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thiago4santos
    @thiago4santos Před 3 lety

    I tought that Bachelorette thing was a sketch... I could not believe that was real, and still can't.

  • @tedthompson2163
    @tedthompson2163 Před 3 lety +119

    While she was chanting, Andy Kaufman should've been playing bongos.

  • @TKM_Media
    @TKM_Media Před 3 lety +57

    Hello From New Zealand.

    • @bl00dhoney
      @bl00dhoney Před 3 lety +2

      Hey

    • @Rukia_uchiha
      @Rukia_uchiha Před 3 lety +3

      Suh dude from SoCal

    • @Tracymmo
      @Tracymmo Před 3 lety +4

      Can we come stay with you? Things are kinda weird up here. Your recent election was not a circus.

    • @kavya7667
      @kavya7667 Před 3 lety +4

      That's a country I am jealous of now!

    • @ExploreAnywhere
      @ExploreAnywhere Před 3 lety +2

      SoCal here too

  • @NeilCrouse99
    @NeilCrouse99 Před 2 lety

    *Jimmy had me going for exactly half a second with that Melonia Trump skit... lol*

  • @hannerieboshoff842
    @hannerieboshoff842 Před 3 lety

    Well ladies and gentlemen this was secretly a teaser for the next season of Bachelorette, Melania Not-Trump-Anymore could be the next Bachelorette

  • @MrWhoDare
    @MrWhoDare Před 3 lety +438

    Trumps ‘Spiritual Advisor’ looks like some ‘Real Life: Beverley Hills’ wife at book club, who’s had waaaaay too much red wine.

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 Před 3 lety +7

      Perfect. I could not have said it better.

    • @mirrrie
      @mirrrie Před 3 lety +10

      I thought she was getting a stroke :/

    • @tonyflorez703
      @tonyflorez703 Před 3 lety +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👌

    • @justjoan4010
      @justjoan4010 Před 3 lety +3

      You should have added more a's to waaaaaaaaaaaay. ☺

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 Před 3 lety +5

      Check out the compilation on NOW THIS/ Who is Paula White.

  • @azure8091
    @azure8091 Před 3 lety +1699

    Our International friends be watching the election like a reality tv show I- 😭😭😂😖😖Im 16 and ain’t no Trump supporter. New international friends pls pray 4 my country and love and support meeee😭💖. Love u guys
    EDIT: GUYS WE WON! BIDEN WON! LET US CELEBRATE 😭😭😭I know he’s not even close to a good president but I was the lesser of 2 evils

    • @EmEm78
      @EmEm78 Před 3 lety +145

      It's so bizarre to watch from Australia, although I'm very happy for my American friends that it looks like the cheeto will be ousted.

    • @farahmakni2971
      @farahmakni2971 Před 3 lety +41

      What a good day to be from Dubai

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley Před 3 lety +25

      Yes! I do indeed.

    • @cigh7445
      @cigh7445 Před 3 lety +22

      We are

    • @sirflappington2484
      @sirflappington2484 Před 3 lety +68

      I still remember when I could still be proud to be an American. Regardless of how some might feel about Obama or his policies, at least he wasn't an unprofessional racist baby like Trump.

  • @cherylross2718
    @cherylross2718 Před 3 lety +3

    Guierllmo sounded like the martians in “Mars Attacks”. 😂🤣

  • @Leonardo-vj3hm
    @Leonardo-vj3hm Před 3 lety +44

    I love this country-wide reality show! Drama and comedy filled 10/10

    • @tripperwest808
      @tripperwest808 Před 3 lety +3

      Grabbing my popcorn, it’s about to get interesting...

    • @zzzz26526
      @zzzz26526 Před 3 lety +2

      Worldwide

    • @sierrafrank0000F
      @sierrafrank0000F Před 3 lety +1

      It was so predictable that Americans wanted to have this kind of reality show even if it means the end of their democracy.

  • @ciomaria6137
    @ciomaria6137 Před 3 lety +82

    When Paula White was “speaking in tongues” it sounds just like when my late mom would try to imitate the music I listened to in college, lol.

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO Před 3 lety

      Fantastic comment!

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO Před 3 lety

      A second Fantastic comment!

    • @ciomaria6137
      @ciomaria6137 Před 3 lety

      @@DARWINZOO I think someone already has

    • @denisevalentemcgee4802
      @denisevalentemcgee4802 Před 3 lety +1

      She sounds like a child who is trying to sound like she's speaking Spanish. She totally is the worst actress I have ever seen.

  • @venomq2409
    @venomq2409 Před 3 lety

    Wait wait wait wait...there’s honey mustard dipping sauce for McDonalds nuggets?? Is it from McDonald’s or is just store bought honey mustard. Either way - I”m intrigued.

  • @silpsviswam
    @silpsviswam Před 3 lety

    Oh, Jimmy, you are not showing any mercy... But I'm loving it ;)

  • @conorli5868
    @conorli5868 Před 3 lety +325

    The people yelling "Fox news sucks" actually only watches fox news!

    • @glenkirkup6861
      @glenkirkup6861 Před 3 lety +8

      Fox News is too 'socialist' for them now.

    • @allaboutmusicmovies9606
      @allaboutmusicmovies9606 Před 3 lety +2

      @Icon X their argument have been Trump 2020. So soon they will say Trump 2024 🤣

    • @jackieandrea
      @jackieandrea Před 3 lety +6

      It's funny they are mad that Fox news called Arizona for Biden. How dare Fox calls what actually happened. It's madness!!

    • @dannyaikin1395
      @dannyaikin1395 Před 3 lety +1

      political cannibalism.

    • @MrBossisi
      @MrBossisi Před 3 lety +2

      Used to watch fox news*
      This is all Biden fault for cheating.

  • @lh3540
    @lh3540 Před 3 lety +59

    What the hell is that woman?! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

  • @leifjohnson617
    @leifjohnson617 Před 3 lety +1

    Any show, including Kimmel's, which publicizes "The Bachelorette" should be shunned.

  • @sugarmice
    @sugarmice Před 3 lety +1

    😂 this was hilarious. Jimmy never holds any punches

  • @Eddiewickedcity
    @Eddiewickedcity Před 3 lety +55

    I was waiting on this one just got done watching Stephen Colbert

  • @PakRT48
    @PakRT48 Před 3 lety +272

    Molly: "I say Ben is the projected winner."
    Jimmy: "Are you sure about that?"
    Molly: "Hold on ..... (closing her eyes) .... I HEAR A SOUND OF VICTORY! ANGELS ARE BEING RELEASED RIGHT NOW! AKA ATA RATA! RABA RAVA KARMA! MAKA HASTA MANANA!"

    • @lovelyapples7708
      @lovelyapples7708 Před 3 lety +12

      Your comment made me spit out my coffee!! LOL

    • @MultiMolly21
      @MultiMolly21 Před 3 lety +3

      Did she hear the sound of the seam popping on the neck of her ugly shirt?

    • @mm12345777
      @mm12345777 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂😂

    • @choonbox
      @choonbox Před 3 lety +2

      FROM AFRICA.
      FROM SOUTH AMERICA

    • @cardoso121280
      @cardoso121280 Před 3 lety +4

      Hakuna matata 🤣🤣😂😅😅

  • @viccorrell224
    @viccorrell224 Před 3 lety

    I swear, Paula White’s craziness reminds me of that late 1960’s classic “They’re coming to take me away, HA HA” by Napoleon XIV

    • @kc3621
      @kc3621 Před 3 lety

      JAG...just another grifter. I think she's a prosperity preacher or something. Who cares really.

  • @mordechailevy6914
    @mordechailevy6914 Před 3 lety

    One of your best shows!

  • @poras1513
    @poras1513 Před 3 lety +160

    Trump :- "Count legal votes"
    Reporter :- " Define Legal Votes"
    Trump :- "All Republican Votes"

    • @davidphillips5557
      @davidphillips5557 Před 3 lety +4

      Go gracefully you lost the only fraud is you, run while you can the tax man gonna catch you. Your lot will all get locked up.

    • @ris7125
      @ris7125 Před 3 lety

      Lol

    • @vishnuraveendran2772
      @vishnuraveendran2772 Před 3 lety +2

      @@davidphillips5557 keep crying

  • @LCC144
    @LCC144 Před 3 lety +82

    Yea, that press conference he held was historically embarrassing.

    • @billwalsh388
      @billwalsh388 Před 3 lety +4

      A permanent part of history.

    • @michaedove3562
      @michaedove3562 Před 3 lety +2

      As bad as the first debate but with more dangerous repercussions for our country.

  • @demic.7389
    @demic.7389 Před 3 lety

    LOL I love the sharp turn this took into talking about the bachelorette 😂😂

  • @AfterbrunchDelight
    @AfterbrunchDelight Před 3 lety +1

    "It sounds like somebody watched the lion king last night" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sandraspengler4740
    @sandraspengler4740 Před 3 lety +306

    The folder guy has got the rollcall list for the African angels

    • @Meegwun
      @Meegwun Před 3 lety +12

      I think she was reading off their names. 😁

    • @doramwaiseghe5614
      @doramwaiseghe5614 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @marissanicanor1416
      @marissanicanor1416 Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @kavellifrancois1794
      @kavellifrancois1794 Před 3 lety +1

      This comment is so underrated 😂😂😂

    • @enixword2637
      @enixword2637 Před 3 lety +13

      Our angels in Africa are currently busy helping our corrupt leaders loot public funds. Sorry Paula White we can’t deploy them at the moment to help you steal an election for Trump.

  • @sachindhamdhere5942
    @sachindhamdhere5942 Před 3 lety +91

    Yes, STOP the count and announce the results! We know who's going to win anyways 😂

    • @loyalist.city.g
      @loyalist.city.g Před 3 lety +12

      Is they anyway Trump can win this ? Or is it cemented Biden ...hoping for Biden here in Canada

    • @joshuagonzalezramirez2593
      @joshuagonzalezramirez2593 Před 3 lety +3

      @@loyalist.city.g same here, man. Donald trump still certainly has a way to win, but it will be extremely difficult. He needs to win up to 5 of the current toss-up states.

    • @locasenior8229
      @locasenior8229 Před 3 lety

      @@loyalist.city.g trump can still win if he gets nevada he is 12 k votes of

    • @giggitygooquag
      @giggitygooquag Před 3 lety +1

      @@loyalist.city.g chances are kinda low but he could if Nevada goes red and Arizona flips back and the other remaining states stay red
      But I oddly think that pa will flip blue Nevada will flip red, Arizona will go red but Texas will flip blue as well(they have 15% of the votes to count STILL which in Texas is A LOT of people) and then biden will super narrowly win Georgia while trump wins North Carolina and alaska

    • @suemontague3151
      @suemontague3151 Před 3 lety +1

      @@loyalist.city.g Biden pretty much has it

  • @phyl2057
    @phyl2057 Před 2 lety

    All I say is seriously 😳. There is nothing else people have to do with their time. Yet time is something you can never ever get back. Wow

  • @anastasijapetrovalv
    @anastasijapetrovalv Před 3 lety

    Twittler’s bunker - 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @houdinididiit
    @houdinididiit Před 3 lety +204

    Apparently Donnie‘s nannies forgot to read him the story about the boy who cried Wolf too many times.

    • @Slowhand871
      @Slowhand871 Před 3 lety +11

      They were spoon feeding him lead paint.

    • @houdinididiit
      @houdinididiit Před 3 lety +2

      @@Slowhand871 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @josiesarered
      @josiesarered Před 3 lety +3

      yuuppp

    • @bradeneve9586
      @bradeneve9586 Před 3 lety

      When you’re whole show is based on bashing the president, it’s not too funy

    • @dumalucky
      @dumalucky Před 3 lety

      Fact. The Pennsylvania supreme court.changed its voting law. Only the legislature can do that. This means almost all the votes they are currently adding to Biden are unconstitutional. This is already being written about by members of the Supreme Court of USA. The SCOTUS will uphold the Constitution and Bidens vote will be lowered drastically. Remember SCOTUS has not ruled yet because the matter was brought to their attention to close to the election date and they were trying to avoid getting involved. With the Law suits they will have no choice and will uphold the Constitution. Trump Wins and Democracy is restored.

  • @930-harigovind7
    @930-harigovind7 Před 3 lety +30

    Been waiting patiently for 4 years 😝

  • @jeremiahfoltz8012
    @jeremiahfoltz8012 Před 3 lety +1

    I literally love the contrast of the bachelorette to the election lol

  • @flordelizacabading4241

    KARA,,KARA,, KARAKARAKA! WHA, HA,HA,HA HOW MUCH 😁😂😃😄😅

  • @mg19cal
    @mg19cal Před 3 lety +12

    What we should be most afraid of: our last one-term president also had a son who wanted to "continue" his dad's work, and look where that took us.......We can't let it happen again

  • @lukonawesome
    @lukonawesome Před 3 lety +232

    Trumpers: “Count the Votes, until we’re ahead, then Stop the Count” 😂😂😂

    • @fredbloggs8369
      @fredbloggs8369 Před 3 lety +19

      You're assuming they can count.

    • @rightwit4902
      @rightwit4902 Před 3 lety +7

      Funny because that’s exactly what Biden actually did

    • @JustNightcored
      @JustNightcored Před 3 lety +24

      @@rightwit4902 that's illegal and I doubt a president would want to do that. Except trump, he's actually just a baby and can't deal with losing

    • @azurite4539
      @azurite4539 Před 3 lety +12

      @@JustNightcored you are so right!!! Biden 2020😊

    • @laurirohr5364
      @laurirohr5364 Před 3 lety +1

      Morons all