Trump REALLY Exaggerated His Wealth, Jimmy’s Pick for Supreme Court & Doocy’s Stupid Non-Questions
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- čas přidán 25. 01. 2022
- We celebrate our 19th anniversary here at the show, a person named Rob Schmitt at Newsmax reacted to a joke Jimmy made the other night about Peter Doocy of Fox News, Eric Trump stopped by Fox News to peddle nonsense, Trump might be in the rough money-wise after it is estimated that he only has about 93 million dollars in cash, Justice Stephen Breyer is planning to retire and Jimmy has a great idea about who should replace him, the Winter Olympics are happening in Beijing next month and there will be no spectators but there will be condoms, China is cracking down on the internet and has plans to “purify” it, falling frozen iguanas are wreaking havoc in Florida, and since Southern California has been hit with a very old fashioned type of crime, we check in with Detective Mick “Mickey” J. McSullivan (James Adomian).
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You can't spell HATRED without RED HAT!
Anita Hill could tell Clarence Thomas to sit down and trigger Ginni' Thomas..😂
Jimmy I hope you never stop telling the truth about #45
Thank you! We all need this so bad!
Congratulations, we hope you stay with us for another 19 years, dear Jimmy🥰🌹🌺🙂🍀💐🇺🇸
OH HELL YEAH ANITA HILL FOR SUPREME COURT JUSTICE! JIMMY YOU'RE A GENIUS!
👍
subbing out an 83-year old to sub-in someone who is already 65?
I mean, the ONE thing that Trump (from an unbiased strategic point of view) did right, is he appointed YOUNG justices to the supreme court, therefore making sure that his hateful influence on the SC is there for decades to come.
Of the current SCJ, Sotomayor was the oldest at the day of her appointment with 55 years old.
@@mikelytou Age IS a valid point to consider, but not the only one. I still think Anita Hill would make an excellent choice, and frankly he owes it to her (and honestly, all women) for the way he treated her during the Thomas confirmation hearings.
Way too old. The whole point is to replace the retiring geezer with someone young who will sit on the court for decades. Perfect example of how Democrats get distracted by impractical idealism while Republicans prioritize political strategy.
@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Actually it's more typical of our earnest desire to populate the court with highly accomplished individuals with a thorough knowledge of the Constitution and a desire to apply it fairly, rather than just play nothing but politics. Politics is a necessary evil, not the primary consideration. The real priority is in choosing the best person for the job, and I truly believe Anita Hill would fit the bill both in terms of qualifications and political considerations as well.
He also exaggerated his height, though curiously he underreported his weight, just as he underreported the value of his assets come tax time 😂
Lol, now those are facts! 🤣🤣
PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL PREVAIL
@@harryjove6725 👻 oooo a scary keyboard warrior 👨💻
No sh*t Sherlock! Look at his hair - there is no way a rich man would have that weak comb over!
@@harryjove6725 Former president
The clip of Senator McCain and Dush Bag I mean Doocy killed me😂😂😂😂..Senator McCain what a CLASS ACT MAN..RIP🙏
It was the best!!!
McCain hit the nail on the head regarding Doocy
Everything he says is a lie.
10:44 - I checked and verified that both dogs are safe and unharmed.
47th ? Trump, you are not getting anything but a room in the "Big House".
They have no intention of allowing this nation to go through another presidential election, this country will be nuked and you're a moron for not having a clue about it
James Adomian is insanely talented. Every character comes through in a way that makes sense and packs humor into every few seconds.
SO TRUE!! 💯❗️
I lost it at "flaps open like a civil war hospital tent and looser than a coal miner's teeth" 😆😆😆💀💀💀
You can always tell the quality of a person by the enemies they make.
Absolutely, no wander Trump is so attacked
@@augmanify well you can also tell a person by the company they keep.
So trump surrounds himself with yesmen/women, liars, cheaters, sycophants, grifters,
and rudy Giuliani.
No, no longer around, but under the ground, never make a sound! Mark, I'll take two over-easy!
4:13 Ah, John McCain-remember how he saved Nakatomi Tower? Barefooted? Through glass? On Christmas Eve? An American legend. He could have been more had he only kept away from Sarah Palin.
Every time Peter Dufus gets slapped down...An Angel gets it's wings!
You win the internet today!!
Slapped down, half the time President cabbagehead never calls him and the other half his questions never get answered..
@@franktripodi8586
Jen Psaki slaps him down with grace and good humour at least once a week.
@@q.e.d.9112 more like evades and lies.
@@bobwhite4671
Earth calling planet Weird. One of yours (serial code b0bW/hite) seems to have found its way here. Request you recover this unit for replanetriation and re-programming.
CAUTION: UNIT MALFUNCTIONS.
Imagine having to live with the late Senator Hero John McCain asking you why you would ask such a stupid question and it's forever on video..... Goodnight Irene.
Hero mccain ??? Ba ha ha ha ha ha ....you misspelled TRAITOR !!!
@@maintainingmomentum LOL 😂 spoken like the blind follower of trump you are.
@@maintainingmomentum Traitors are the people that drummed up Jan 6th.
CONGRATULATIONS JIMMY !! ❤❤ 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Anita Hill?! Brilliant!!!
Anita Hill!
💀
🤣
Damn Jimmy!
….flaps open like a civil war tent. You got me good, laughed so hard. Thank you Kimmel writers.
Anita Hill!!! 🤣😂 Please make it happen! I would love to see that Supreme Court telenovela.
Yes! Anita's Hill. Jimmy, you are a Genius.
that guy that fought off a bear for his pups ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Wow!! 19yrs! Congrats Jimmy! You're way better than the other Jimmy!!
Jimmy, your unrequited love for DT after all this time is truly touching. Hugs.
Anita Hill for SCOTUS! Perfect!
Yes! for Anita Hill as supreme Court Justice! 🙌🏾🎉👍🏾
If they can't get Ms. Hill maybe try for Whoopi Goldberg.
Yes, Anita Hill! Then maybe get that dirty Clarence Thomas and his insurrection supporter wife can get the heck on. His hands are guilty with his wife funding busses for the folks trying to stop the certifying of election.
Oh Gawd, yes, a brilliant suggestion ! She is eminently qualified: just look at her curriculum vitae. About as qualified as a person could be.
@Jeri Mason You are correct, Sir or Madam. And it wouldn't be.
@Jeri Mason did you watch the Brett Kavanaugh hearings!! 🤣🤣🤣 There’s less crying and screaming on a soap opera!! 🤣
Pleasuring himself to Lou Dobbs! LOL whoever wrote that deserves a raise.
Happy 19th Jimmy. Here's to many more.
He said, “Dip Schmidt.” Kimmel again kills it. I’m dead.
Killing it?? His ratings are literally free falling lol
@@chrichri6793 thanks for the ratings update!
@@darthlazlo you’re welcome Lazlo!! Hope you have a great day and let’s go Brandon
Why are you here ?
@@chrichri6793 whatever makes you feel better.
We need SCJs without scandal. We all have flaws but if your integrity and morals are in question YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED
So the opposite of Trump's choices.
@@fwscfemalewhiteseniorcitiz3711 Agree. Trump never picked a "qualified" person for a position, during his entire presidency, including the Attorney General, and SCOTUS.
Congratulations Jimmy. Well done you guys!
I would give everything I own to see Biden nominate Anita Hill, and to be able to see the reaction of Crazy Clarence and his unhinged wife.
It would be an historically beautiful act. Do it, Joe. My god, do it.
Way too old. The whole point is to replace the retiring geezer with someone young who will sit on the court for decades. Perfect example of how Democrats get distracted by impractical idealism while Republicans prioritize political strategy. Republicans would LOVE for Biden to nominate a 65-year-old SCOTUS.
I would agree if she were, say 20 years younger. A 65 year old justice may not have the longevity similar to those appointed by Mitch.
This week in Florida:
We're expecting below 30⁰ F.
Some caddies really know how to wash balls 😂😂😂 I choked on my coffee!!!!
Are you sure that's what you were choking on 😘
"some caddies know how to wash balls!" Jimmy is everyone's favorite little brother! ❤
Pick a better idol. You should learn about Jimmy’s past. It’s not pretty.
Happy 19th Jimmy and team!❤️❤️
Another example of John McCain's heroism.
I know! Right? Never seen that clip.
Funny how liberals fell in love with McCain AFTER HE DIED.
@@ronnie_5150 No, I liked and respected him quite a bit before he died too. In fact, had he not swung hard to the right in 2008 and then chosen that nutjob bimbo ditz Palin for a running mate he might have gotten my vote. He certainly had my respect for keeping his honor by going after the slime,Trump.
Happy Anniversary Jimmy!!! We love you! You're aging better than wine!!
Jimmy Kimmel's show is always something I look foward to
Congratulations and Happy 19th yrs! Sure doesn't seem that long.🥰 You're the BEST (by far) Jimmy Kimmel ❤
Thank you for taking my mind off of the constant stress I'm experiencing lately!
19yrs, wow! Well done Jimmy Kimmel.
“Dip Schmidt” Bahahhaaahaa You are HILARIOUS Jimmy!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh buddy, I am acutely aware of the difference between you and Jimmy Fallon. Thank you for being sincere.
Happy Anniversary!!!
Jimmy Kimmel YOU ROCK!!
👏👏👏👏
Hey you all, my favorite fun uncle died today. Please give me some words of encouragement Kimmel family. I needed to smile today.
Unfortunate to read. May he RIP. v
Go live the life that your favorite uncle would have wanted you to.
Jimmy you're just too funny. I love watching your show.
I love the look you had 19 years ago. What a sweet baby face. Now you have a wonderful kind man face and your sense of humor has never waivered. Thank you for the smiles and kindness
Happy 19th!!! What a great show. Thanks for all the memories over the years, And bless you for being a on the right side of history.
On the right side of history?
Could at least thrown in a few more pixels, could they not.
Lol you sheep trying to destroy the country 🤣 how is that the right side of history
@@B86432 lol cope
@@brettjern3264 yup
OMG. Did Jimmy just talk about Fight Club?
* shakes head *
Never talk about fight club!
AWESOME !!! that cracked me up...
"I'm Jacks smirking revenge!"
-Tyler Durden
I am completely behind the Anita Hill for Supreme Court idea.
He probably has all the money he claims, it is just hidden off shore.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo!! Happy Anniversary! 🤗💖💖💖
Happy 19th anniversary to Jimmy Kimmel and crew. Love your reactions when Jimmy puts you on the spot Guillermo!
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!
"Mick" was comedy GOLD!!!!
The Anita Hill idea was comic gold!
The Trump jokes will never get old. We'll be laughing with Jimmy and Stephen long after he dies in prison 🤣
Your words are perfectly stated. Thank you.
Jimmy is not scared to say what’s going! What’s going on. Jimmy has some big balls.
The Pinkerton skit was very well done. Kudos to all who worked on it. Great history. Thanks
God bless John McCain. Love him or hate him, he didn't hold back.
I So Loved and Respected John McCain. He got off his sick bed to vote against one of Trump's choices - John walked down the aisle and gave a Thumbs Down 👎which is very symbolic to The Former Trump Administration...
@@simplybeautiful6498 He did not support fascist including iQ45’s fascist regime.
And,....look how good/smart
Arizona is doing since his death.
God bless Kyrsten Sinema
Yes we know he sang like a bird when he was captured
C'mon... Donnie took occasional breaks from self pleasuring to Dobbs on the can to hate watch Don Lemon too.
👏👏👏Jimmy!
Thank you
The Irish cop actor at the end . . . how in the hell did he get his face to turn that red 🤣🤣
I don't like the idea of lifetime appointments on the Supreme court. There's no accountability to the American People once they've been appointed. You would hope only people of outstanding moral fiber would even be considered for such an honor, but look how that turned out. Looking at you Mr. "I Like Beer." (Brett Kavanaugh).
Not to mention Justice Clarence Thomas putting pubic hairs on Anita Hills soda can. Lovely pair those two make.
I agree
it often annoyed me why the US Govt keeps so many secrets from its people
I GET IT NOW ...IT HAS ALL BECOME CLEAR ,I AM ENLIGHTENED
The reason the Founders gave Supreme Court Justices lifetime appointments was to keep politics out of the Court. The idea being once they are in, they are not subject to political pressure. The accountability to the people you speak of comes down to who you vote for in Congress and President.
That's the point. No accountability means no outside influence on what they decide on dummy. Sorry it's not working out in your best interest.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙
Do u write this same comment on all his videos? I'm sure I saw it yesterday on another video
@@420johonig these are all bots
Trump 2024
@@DiaryOfaCell 😭😭 MAGA TEARS
@@aaronsakhai Hey minor troll, somewhere else if you're not here for the show.
That Pinkerton sketch wins the Monty Python's Flying Circus honor medal.
Really? It was awful.
News for you, you own horn tooter, comparing you to any of the other late nite hosts is ridiculous because there is no comparison. You are the absolute best.
Whenever I go #2 I say I'm dropping a Doocy.
Me too only mine is a Doug Ducey. Lol
Your mom and cats must think you’re the funniest unemployed soy in the room…
@@MsWarriordiva your 32 cats must be so proud…
@@sir_iosis6760 Trump lost! Butthurt?
If you're watching this with someone, lean over give them a kiss and remind them you love them. ❤️
Happy 19 th anniversary Jimmy 🎂x
Jimmy is a comedic genius and more important a very sincere and good guy!!!!
Love James Adomian! This character is almost as good as his impression of Mike Pillow!!
Yup, he’s a treasure for sure; definitely looking forward to more from him.
Came here to say that. He's great! Pretty sure most of that is improvised too.
Doocy isn’t a reporter but rather an internet troll given an in real life option
Yeah, notice even the right isn't objecting to him being called stupid, just being called a sunuvabitch.
Then you must simply love Jim Acosta...
Dropping a Doocy will now live in infamy.
Libs with TDS.
@@timtaylor9342 The only derangement lies with Trump. Do you need a hug like Eric?
Egotistical Nursery Rhymes
Donny, Donny pumpkin head
Had a psychopath father named Fred
Wanting to be just like his dad
Followed him around as a wee little lad
Little Donny was the runt of the litter
Started spreading unhinged rants on Twitter
Until one day he was thrown off and banned
He started waving his tiny little hands
Blaming everyone for his own mistakes
Hush money to porn stars, whatever it takes
He called himself the chosen one
Election was stolen and he really won
Pillow head Mike is overly excited
Even though Donny's organization got indicted
His empire of corruption is about to crumble
Can't even walk down a ramp without a stumble
Oh Donny, Donny pumpkin head, when will you accept accountability instead?
Kimmel looks better now than he did when he was younger. He trimmed down a lot. Good for him.
During the onset of The Donald's presidential campaign he announced "I'm very rich" and we all know whatever he says it's usually 180 from what he tells the public
Yes, we love you & Guillermo.
Mike Lindell as Detective Mick “Mickey” J. McSullivan was quite refreshing 😆
Love this guy!
The Lindells are the heritors of the Sullivan bloodline. In fact, Mike was named after his grandfather, Mick
I had a Great Uncle who robbed a train. Stole the engine in Erie, PA. and drove it to see his girlfriend in Sharon. Got caught bringing it back. This was about 90 years ago.
HAHA! 24 hours a day. Too funny!
You mean Major Mushroom Cap LIED??
Present day Jimmy looks a lot better than before 👍
Like good wine,friends and bookes.Keep getting Better when you continue to know Them.
very true
Yeah he's a fox now 🤩
@@sinetteiversen9978 Ah yes, "bookes," and the joy of continuing to know them.
I know, right?!?
Trump exaggerates a lot of things, not least which: His intelligence.
amen lol
Yep, he is a self described genius with his extremely large, UM, brain !😂😂
@Us We * You’re
@Us We * You’re
Learn The Difference
Points to remember
Your is a possessive adjective. It is always followed by a noun in a sentence. You're is a contraction of two words, “you” and “are.” Contractions can be easily recognized by the apostrophe. Generally, contractions are not used in academic and formal papers and documents
@@kathrynchase4795 He is an Ivy League graduate....
Trump played more golf in his first six months than any other president in their entire term. Entire term!
Put that man down as another Florida superhero who saved his dog or family from a wild predator. Bravo!
Anita Hill would be awesome on the Supreme Court!
👍
Clarence thomas would turn white....er, than his white wife
Maybe so, but subbing out an 83-year old to sub-in someone who is already 65?
I mean, the ONE thing that Trump (from an unbiased strategic point of view) did right, is he appointed YOUNG justices to the supreme court, therefore making sure that his hateful influence on the SC is there for decades to come.
Of the current SCJ, Sotomayor was the oldest at the day of her appointment with 55 years old.
Has everyone forgotten Joe Biden's role in the hearings about her accusations regarding Clarence? She hasn't. Jimmy should have done a bit more homework.
@@beaksofeagles Nobody forgot Clarence's role in asking her about a pubic hair on his Coke.
Frozen Iguana on a stick! Sounds tasty!🥴😎🥸
happy anniversary Jimmy, big fan of your show!
You enjoy hate. Very sad!
Trumpkin didn't come down from the private quarters until 11:00 am and never published his schedule so the American people would know what he was doing. Little Eric is a sad, sad boy.
Egotistical Nursery Rhymes
Donny, Donny pumpkin head
Had a psychopath father named Fred
Wanting to be just like his dad
Followed him around as a wee little lad
Little Donny was the runt of the litter
Started spreading unhinged rants on Twitter
Until one day he was thrown off and banned
He started waving his tiny little hands
Blaming everyone for his own mistakes
Hush money to porn stars, whatever it takes
He called himself the chosen one
Election was stolen and he really won
Pillow head Mike is overly excited
Even though Donny's organization got indicted
His empire of corruption is about to crumble
Can't even walk down a ramp without a stumble
Oh Donny, Donny pumpkin head, when will you accept accountability instead?
The release they used was 'dump will make many calls and hv many meetings!'🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😵😵
For the 3 months after the 2020 election his schedule was a cut and paste, EVERYDAY and said, "The president will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and take many meetings."
@@marshamariner7897 Which if you replace "dump" with Biden, sounds like what Psaki says in some pressers.
Thanks for keeping me laughing, Jimmy 🙏❤️
You have gotten us through with your sincerity and brilliant comedy
John McCain, nice guy, real. I saw him a couple of times in my town. Once, he was standing outside the ice cream shop, eating an ice cream, looking at the view when I walked by. We looked at each other and he nodded, so did I. He was calm and cool, a good guy.
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates - 🎈
You'll float too
@@blackmoon9793 everything thing floats down here
Trump exaggerates everything: His wealth, his popularity, crowd sizes, his love for Eric.
Mushroom top size
Size of his “hands”.
Lol
Why is Jimmy still fixated on Trump? Trump is yesterdays news.
@@bart5246 Because low hanging fruit offers so much comedy.
Love ya Jimmy keep up the good work... The laughs keep on coming.
Doocy's douchie !When is trump going to be silent for a change ?
Donnie always exaggerates the size of things...
Stormy will tell us the truth!
@@frankperino4215 always trust a prostitute
@@sir_iosis6760 I'd trust a women who sold her as before I trust a trumpsucking magatterrorist who sold out their country
They say guys with small mushroom tops like to drive big cars to compansate for their man hood..In this case he likes to make himself big to make up for his micro lil tucker..Why do you think he likes teenage girls..They dont know any better..
@@fernze.6478
Russian call girl says he's the
Size of a Gherkin!
That's why Trump in Big letters is found on all of his buildings.
And why he wears those way
Over-sized, Extra-long ties!
LOL 😄😄😄
I went to the first show, outside at Hollywood and Highland. George Clooney and Snoop Dogg walked tipsily past me and slapped my hand, and I saw Gwyneth Paltrow on the roof of Mann’s Chinese Theatre watching Chris Martin rehearse. As a dorky hayseed who had just moved here from Washington state, I was giddy lol. I used my blocky little Nokia to text my family.
Jimmy, we love you. Please go on with your night. Our life would be meaningless without you. We wish you more success. We love you Jimmy. The best host💖🥰❤👍👍🌹🍀💐🙏❤
Yes, Joe Biden should nominate Anita Hill for the Supreme Court !!!!!! It is a great Idea, and I hope he does.