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  • @chonqmonk
    @chonqmonk Před 2 měsíci +1294

    Unbelievable that millions of Americans look at that guy and think yeah, he should be POTUS.

    • @philster6383
      @philster6383 Před 2 měsíci +95

      IT BLOWS MY MIND!!!! WTF America love from Canada

    • @Subby808
      @Subby808 Před 2 měsíci +1

      To simplify, they are in a cult.
      Critical thinking is lacking, and thus no shame for being so easily grifted.
      remember with your memories, "I love the poorly educated." - Donald J Trump
      *Jesus votes blue, because red is reserved for dumb.

    • @user-jq2rf4nf3o
      @user-jq2rf4nf3o Před 2 měsíci +17

      Like 81 million?

    • @anthonylouie36
      @anthonylouie36 Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-jq2rf4nf3o Wipe the orange off your lips traitor.

    • @kirkmarshall2853
      @kirkmarshall2853 Před 2 měsíci

      They’re called morons

  • @seanp2k617
    @seanp2k617 Před 2 měsíci +712

    If Texas can ignore SCOTUS orders about the border, what’s to stop other states from ignoring SCOTUS rulings that they don’t agree with?

    • @NicoBGC
      @NicoBGC Před 2 měsíci +40

      None. Beautiful, huh?

    • @mycosys
      @mycosys Před 2 měsíci +13

      Why do you want to join them in destroying what remains of due process?

    • @tammyjantzen9004
      @tammyjantzen9004 Před 2 měsíci

      That's exactly what's been happening for years now. And it has now reached SCOTUS level. This does not & will not work for a democracy. It's authoritarian ism waiting for its dictator to take his place.

    • @bobbarker1798
      @bobbarker1798 Před 2 měsíci +53

      Ya, why not. And a good way to let the SC know what we think of them. They are not the beacons of ethics and good judgement we expect from that level of justice.

    • @RobertSmith-cx2zh
      @RobertSmith-cx2zh Před 2 měsíci

      Do you want more illegals

  • @Feralzen
    @Feralzen Před 2 měsíci +16

    The fact that one of the Supreme Court judges' own wife partook into the January 6th insurrection and didn't recuse himself for conflict of interest speaks volumes on the type of justice system presently in place.

  • @davidleedutton
    @davidleedutton Před 2 měsíci +141

    How can you recite the Pledge of Allegiance and not remember the word "flag?" It's like singing "Happy Something to You." on someone's birthday.

    • @SW-dq1nd
      @SW-dq1nd Před 2 měsíci +1

      Shit happens. We've all made embarrassing gaffes. Haven't you? Please don't try to say you haven't.

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 Před 2 měsíci +18

      It is LITERALLY the thing you are pledging allegiance to! That is not a simple "gaffe". It is like forgetting one of your children.

    • @bingbongbang8895
      @bingbongbang8895 Před 2 měsíci +16

      @@SW-dq1nd. .If it had been Biden, conservatives would have pressed the nuclear button.

    • @PennyDavis-cm9tl
      @PennyDavis-cm9tl Před 2 měsíci

      Trump can humpbit they just can't pledge to it.

    • @SW-dq1nd
      @SW-dq1nd Před 2 měsíci

      @@amyjackson8725 Ah, so YOU also think people are incapable of being nervous. SERIOUS EYEROLLING OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA POP OUT ANY SECOND

  • @topcat2069
    @topcat2069 Před 2 měsíci +206

    The highest court in the land should not be the one with the lowest standards

    • @Mithril_Antimarr
      @Mithril_Antimarr Před 2 měsíci +4

      Best to bear in mind the Supreme Court only ruled that states / state courts are not vested with the power to determine who can run for federal political offices in so far as enforcing amendment 14 of the constitution. They left the door open to challenging Trump's eligibility via the Federal Court system... hint hint maybe someone should look into that.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@Mithril_Antimarr
      But if SCOTUS said that Congress has to legislate it, wouldn't any federal court rulings just end up being reversed by SCOTUS after their decisions are appealed?

    • @Joel-bh5xd
      @Joel-bh5xd Před 2 měsíci

      @@Mithril_Antimarralso… someone could probably twist this ruling and challenge the outdated electoral college

    • @user-te3qm5mv6r
      @user-te3qm5mv6r Před 2 měsíci

      Only the WTO can decide who is on the ballot@@Mithril_Antimarr

    • @user-te3qm5mv6r
      @user-te3qm5mv6r Před 2 měsíci

      Whomever has the most money decides. athats fair, thats the law.

  • @kathygagne2192
    @kathygagne2192 Před 2 měsíci +471

    This is so unbelievable!!
    I’m 64 and never felt so unsafe for USA 🇺🇸

    • @jimharper5100
      @jimharper5100 Před 2 měsíci

      why are you feeling unsafe? could it be because of all the ILLEGALS in the usa? thanks biden, for trying to destroy america!

    • @Martell-XO
      @Martell-XO Před 2 měsíci

      I’m 64 too, and it is unsafe for the USA. That little chimp in a flight suit on an aircraft carrier said it best, “The Constitution is just a piece of paper."

    • @patrickjenkins6383
      @patrickjenkins6383 Před 2 měsíci +30

      @kathygagne2192 Relax Kathy. I'm (67) & black...and gay. 😲 But for some Outrageous reason, I have a feeling that YOU, ME & our Fellow Americans will somehow get through this. Yes, we'll have a few bruises, but most importantly...We'll SURVIVE. 👍🏾🇺🇸😘

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF Před 2 měsíci +4

      Consider yourself lucky. The West has know peace for the best part of eighty years. That's not something plenty of other folks can say. It's bound to end some day.

    • @DevSolar
      @DevSolar Před 2 měsíci +29

      @@raycuizon8226 Don't ask ever again how fascism could rise to power in 1930's Germany. Just take a look in the mirror, there's your answer.

  • @N8T1V3-5F
    @N8T1V3-5F Před 2 měsíci +8

    4:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 All your writers deserve raises and then give Colbert a little bit of a raise too for nailing it

  • @cherylnm888
    @cherylnm888 Před 2 měsíci +11

    The loss of all his invisible money has broken his tiny brain🤯

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 2 měsíci +325

    Trump must be held accountable for his actions

    • @GM-cq6ez
      @GM-cq6ez Před 2 měsíci +7

      ... along with hocus pocus scotus and Cottus!

    • @frantstorpmadsen3279
      @frantstorpmadsen3279 Před 2 měsíci +5

      What actions?

    • @mkk7641
      @mkk7641 Před 2 měsíci +7

      YES〜💬🧐

    • @StephenGrover-zc4hp
      @StephenGrover-zc4hp Před 2 měsíci

      So must your hero Joe Bitem!!😃😶‍🌫️🤢🤡🤡🥺😫😫👽

    • @jwC-zk3vd
      @jwC-zk3vd Před 2 měsíci +2

      What actions are talking about?

  • @quadroscm
    @quadroscm Před 2 měsíci +307

    Colbert's frustration is palpable.

    • @samuelsirota2816
      @samuelsirota2816 Před 2 měsíci +14

      its a joke.
      trump 2024

    • @anitawebster9450
      @anitawebster9450 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@samuelsirota2816 TRUMP is a joke. A very bad one. We are wiser here in Scotland.

    • @connorranz9746
      @connorranz9746 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@samuelsirota2816 your mom's a joke

    • @Ndizzyinthehizzy
      @Ndizzyinthehizzy Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@samuelsirota2816 Colbert signed the 25 Million dollars per year dotted line. The words he says on TV are no longer his own. The delusion in this comment section because of him is the saddest part. Biden is losing black voters, Latino voters, young voters, and now women, but slightly. All of the mistakes that were made with complacency in 2016 are still on full display again.

    • @XGDragon
      @XGDragon Před 2 měsíci

      neurodegenerative disease 2024@@samuelsirota2816

  • @Rubberman2036
    @Rubberman2036 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Trump glitching bit is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Thx Stephen.

  • @Coreysmalls75
    @Coreysmalls75 Před 2 měsíci +5

    " his brain is broke" was absolutely spot on and funny as hell.. keep it up colbert

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Před 2 měsíci +226

    Trump's White House was also awash in incompetence.

    • @paulmiller6245
      @paulmiller6245 Před 2 měsíci +16

      They got great drugs

    • @user-jq2rf4nf3o
      @user-jq2rf4nf3o Před 2 měsíci +1

      and Joes has dirty diapers

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-jq2rf4nf3o Your thinking of Donnie and his Dpends he wore every single day he occupied the Oval Office. Donnie continuously shit himself whenever someone used a big word he didn't know or understand. Sit your ass down Comrade you are an embarrassment to bots.

    • @bobbarker1798
      @bobbarker1798 Před 2 měsíci +7

      True, and drugs.

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 Před 2 měsíci

      ​​@@user-jq2rf4nf3oTrump is the one with full diapers hence the well known nickname Diaper Don.

  • @orbitaldragon
    @orbitaldragon Před 2 měsíci +42

    Even the paid actors in the background are looking bored as shit.

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds Před 2 měsíci

      Well they were only paid to be there; they didn't want to be.

  • @chrislinhares7311
    @chrislinhares7311 Před 2 měsíci +38

    Snorting Adderall constantly will do this.

  • @jandenning6992
    @jandenning6992 Před 2 měsíci +8

    This monologue should get an emmy. I mean, they all should....😂😂😂

  • @aandrus2169
    @aandrus2169 Před 2 měsíci +175

    "A Tresident is merely a president who has committed treason" 😂 That's when I pressed the "like" button. 👍🎉

    • @cherylgrec9701
      @cherylgrec9701 Před 2 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 Před 2 měsíci

      😂😂😂

    • @joannematthews8270
      @joannematthews8270 Před 2 měsíci

      I belly laughed at that one! I especially laughed at that cross eyed old bat!

    • @user-nz4kg4wm9j
      @user-nz4kg4wm9j Před 2 měsíci

      So like when Osambo had the blms burn 2 billion dollars worth of property down? Like that treason?

  • @stevenbyers8747
    @stevenbyers8747 Před 2 měsíci +101

    There is no justice. Just us! Everyone must vote!!!

    • @Mithril_Antimarr
      @Mithril_Antimarr Před 2 měsíci

      Best to bear in mind the Supreme Court only ruled that states / state courts are not vested with the power to determine who can run for federal political offices in so far as enforcing amendment 14 of the constitution. They left the door open to challenging Trump's eligibility via the Federal Court system... hint hint maybe someone should look into that.

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 Před 2 měsíci

      Vote all you want, that won’t save you anymore 😊

    • @stevenbyers8747
      @stevenbyers8747 Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@ryv2484 Your anti-American sentiment is disturbing. I hope that means you won't be voting.

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 Před 2 měsíci

      @@stevenbyers8747 That means I *will* be voting!

    • @stevenbyers8747
      @stevenbyers8747 Před 2 měsíci

      @@ryv2484 Unlike you, I support your right to do so.

  • @drstrange629
    @drstrange629 Před 2 měsíci +32

    This is one of his funnies monologues in a long time. I was in tears😂

  • @old-fashionedcoughypot
    @old-fashionedcoughypot Před 2 měsíci +474

    Remember how Trump had to have his daily briefings "dumbed down" for him so he wouldn't get bored?

    • @wtf1185
      @wtf1185 Před 2 měsíci +40

      Not just that, but also so he could almost understand them.

    • @dianedenham5259
      @dianedenham5259 Před 2 měsíci +51

      And they had to sprinkle his name throughout the briefings to get him to read them.

    • @Subby808
      @Subby808 Před 2 měsíci

      I invested in crayons from 2016-2020.
      *Vote blue, because the alternative is a cult (dumb)

    • @user-jq2rf4nf3o
      @user-jq2rf4nf3o Před 2 měsíci

      Nope, Remember when China had Obama come out of Air Force Ones butt?
      or Joes Quid Pro Quo in Ukraine?

    • @rutgerhauser2377
      @rutgerhauser2377 Před 2 měsíci +2

      To be fair, the same happens to biden.
      The guy has basic notes and he can barely read them...
      same goes for trump.

  • @hc1314
    @hc1314 Před 2 měsíci +41

    “Cant even say the word Russia without climaxing”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @veronicabennett4359
    @veronicabennett4359 Před 2 měsíci +35

    Stephen, you were on top form tonight - I only just avoided injuring myself from laughing so much!

  • @thomasneal9291
    @thomasneal9291 Před 2 měsíci +20

    It was always a danger to let the executive branch nominate representatives for the judicial branch. It was never proper. LAWYERS should nominate their own judges, nobody else actually qualifies.

    • @seandobbins2231
      @seandobbins2231 Před 2 měsíci +6

      That's the problem. Justices were intentionally designed to not be elected by the people because they were supposed to be apolitical yet when justices are selected in the way they are it leaves too much room to allow for appointments to be used politically.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 Před 2 měsíci +12

      An independent body of judicial experts who nominate SCOTUS justices. I think it’s a great idea and perhaps along with term limits, which my congressman Rep. Schiff supports, a rotating panel of SC justices who are required to undergo an annual ethics review. Those who break ethics code are removed immediately and replaced. Outlaw perks and dark money, if they aren’t going to let citizens vote for justices of SC.

    • @seandobbins2231
      @seandobbins2231 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@itspersonal3351 good idea, but you'd also need an impartial way of selecting the body of judicial experts.

  • @RichardBrady-yc7he
    @RichardBrady-yc7he Před 2 měsíci +223

    This Supreme Court is pathetic.

  • @Aristotelezz
    @Aristotelezz Před 2 měsíci +473

    What bullies and narcissist hate most is being laughed at. Thank you Stephen!

    • @1MTEK
      @1MTEK Před 2 měsíci +9

      Respectfully disagree in this case. With Donald Trump (and people like Elon Musk), the only bad news is when people are not talking about you. Trump is more or less a cult leader at this point. If you're laughing at him, you're laughing at his followers-- and those people cannot wait to cast their vote.

    • @peterpagliarini8299
      @peterpagliarini8299 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@1MTEKgood point there..

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@1MTEK And the women, college students, high school seniors, senior citizens, families that want to use IVF, veterans, active military, suburban housewives, blacks, Latinos, Asians, college faculty members, and human beings of many other sorts that he and they have insulted and marginalized with their discriminatory furor, like the entirety of the LGBTQ+ community, Muslims, Jews, and Catholics are being activated against that 8% of actual voters that make up the real MAGAverse. Do you think he can actually win with a mere 8% of the general electorate? He is even trying to piss off the so-called evangelical voters. Don't be fooled by the capitulation of MAGA Mikey and Congressional RethugliKKKlans. They aren't even close to representative of the views of voting America. They represent AMERIKKKA, and the KKKorporate framework for which it stands. Take a look at what happened when Ohio, Kentucky, Missouri, Alabama, Arkansas, and Kansas all tried to legislate abortion out of existence. State referenda passed protecting it in each of those states. The voters spoke. They spoke again with referenda against voter suppression. Every time legislators, Congress, or the Supreme Court takes away rights, the people vote it down.

    • @user-xu8cy7sw8f
      @user-xu8cy7sw8f Před 2 měsíci

      Thanking Colbert for being paid to harass people on air? He needs to be taken off the air. Apparently, a person needs to be a sociopath to be on late night television.

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 Před 2 měsíci

      Stephen must really hate being locked into his contract, then.

  • @cynthiafleisch7078
    @cynthiafleisch7078 Před 2 měsíci +23

    Thank you Stephen, for always providing a laugh for things that would otherwise be difficult to digest.......................In fact, thanks to all late night hosts and writers that we depend on to put a comedic spin on things....It is a relief and we definitely need that !.

  • @user-zb7uh2ob1r
    @user-zb7uh2ob1r Před 2 měsíci +34

    Doesn't passing an amendment to the Constitution count as "passing some kind of legislation"?

    • @Nate-hj5sv
      @Nate-hj5sv Před 2 měsíci

      Well it's harder, so it definitely should. I need to read more about why the decision was 9-0 and not 6-3.

    • @notdeadyet3929
      @notdeadyet3929 Před 2 měsíci

      New legislation need to be litigated by both sides and vote on in house & senate. The SCOTUS ruled this way, 9-0 because the want the voters to decide in November. Constitutionally. Trump was impeached my Democrats in the house and not in the Senate. He hasn’t been found guilty of any crimes.

  • @onequestion2059
    @onequestion2059 Před 2 měsíci +120

    "apparently he can't say the word Russia without climaxing" This observation is pure gold humor!

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před 2 měsíci +6

      joke writing…. Second to none

    • @user-nz4kg4wm9j
      @user-nz4kg4wm9j Před 2 měsíci +1

      If it had any factual basis or an example of Trump exhibiting this behavior it would be funny. But it's rooted in a non-existent talking point. It's literally trying to talk something into existence that just isn't there.

    • @elizabethmoini2902
      @elizabethmoini2902 Před 2 měsíci +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mariloustarr5972
      @mariloustarr5972 Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-nz4kg4wm9j🤣😂🤣

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@user-nz4kg4wm9jI guess you didn’t hear his great big OHHhhh when he couldn’t say Venezuela two times in a sentence. 😂 It sounded like a release of some sort.

  • @Ultima_Cloud
    @Ultima_Cloud Před 2 měsíci +174

    Stephen and the writers were on fire for this one. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. 😂

  • @hazelpearson7807
    @hazelpearson7807 Před 2 měsíci +94

    Treasident.... BRILLIANT!

    • @mothurman
      @mothurman Před 2 měsíci +2

      Cringe

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 2 měsíci +1

      There's a CZcams user who comments frequently with a username including "TRE45ON," which is clever. (Since TFG was 45th president)

    • @meganfedor
      @meganfedor Před 2 měsíci +3

      Treasident Prump!!!!

  • @bobbytookalook
    @bobbytookalook Před 2 měsíci +92

    I'm having a hard time understanding how amendments to the US Constitution aren't already "legislation." Why would more legislation be required to act on legislation already in place?

    • @ritabosico3328
      @ritabosico3328 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Exactly

    • @seandobbins2231
      @seandobbins2231 Před 2 měsíci +18

      Yeah, a constitutional amendment is the ultimate legislation. That said, Congress can pass legislation that aids in the enforcement of certain amendments, but some are self-executing. The constitution barring insurrectionists from holding office doesn't require legislation, it just requires establishing that one seeking office is an insurrectionist.

    • @ignaciogutierrez9634
      @ignaciogutierrez9634 Před 2 měsíci +15

      SCOTUS simply wants him there,

    • @jabbermocky4520
      @jabbermocky4520 Před 2 měsíci

      @@ignaciogutierrez9634 That certainly looks like the scheme. SCOTUS appears to be the "deep state" MAGAts are always banging on about, they're the "insiders" who "rig" the system. But they're NOT on the side of Democracy or Communism or Marxism or Leftism or any other political ism. They are all about totalitarian dictatorial rule by the richest. They have made the choice that Trump is better for their own financial portfolios and country club status. "Screw justice, I want POWER" is their actual motto.

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz Před 2 měsíci +2

      That's because you never took civics. It's pretty simple. Try a dictionary.

  • @rebeccahenderson7761
    @rebeccahenderson7761 Před 2 měsíci +147

    Brilliant! "A Treasident is merely a president whose committed Treason." Pass it along!!!

  • @gedotbard
    @gedotbard Před 2 měsíci +48

    A dose of Stephen's humour is the rightest prescription to keep going after the supreme court ruling in these troubling times.

    • @andreah6379
      @andreah6379 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Unfortunately, we need something much more permanent.

    • @TheSaturnV
      @TheSaturnV Před 2 měsíci

      Troubling times? Democrats are in control of nearly every branch of government and the media. Maybe it's their policies?

    • @TFEWdirk
      @TFEWdirk Před 2 měsíci

      It's true, the last few years under Joe Biden's leadership have definitely been troubling times.
      Hopefully that will change starting this November.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 měsíci

      @@TFEWdirk Joe Biden: Expanded overtime guarantees for millions, boosted gun violence prevention and gun safety, helped make renewable power the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. - and climbing, prevented discriminatory mortgage lending, created a sweeping crackdown on “junk fees” and overdraft charges in banks, forced Chinese companies to open their books, gave farms financial incentive to go “climate-smart”, brokered a deal to save the Colorado river, recommended loosening federal restrictions on marijuana, created a penalty for college programs that trap students in debt, tightened international restrictions on data and privacy for tech firms, prevented a cobalt crisis in the Congo, made medication more available through tele-medicine, made union-busting a riskier activity, enpowered federal agencies to monitor AI, fixed bridges, built tunnels and expanded broadband and got the economy to be the strongest it has been in 60 years and has seen the U.S. to the point of producing more oil than it has ever before produced in its entire history.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 měsíci

      @@TFEWdirk The economy was Trumps fault with his tariffs and tax cuts for the rich, and was worse in 2021. You can sit the eff down with this "Biden is responsible " B.S.

  • @alexandraday3685
    @alexandraday3685 Před 2 měsíci +4

    The Supreme Court is really Scarey right now! How the heck can it be fixed? OMG

  • @suzieferguson1065
    @suzieferguson1065 Před 2 měsíci +15

    The fact that Clarence Thomas voted is a conflict in itself because of his wife.

  • @naninolovyou6388
    @naninolovyou6388 Před 2 měsíci +27

    Thank you, Stephen bc I feel like I am going to lose my mind. All of this makes me sick

    • @barbaraschuld8206
      @barbaraschuld8206 Před 2 měsíci +5

      You are so not alone! Hang in there. I feel exactly the same way. 💙✌️

    • @illmakeufamous6776
      @illmakeufamous6776 Před 2 měsíci

      You libs make me sick. First, with y'all screaming at the sky when Trump was elected, the pronouns you want people to get right. I don't have time to try to figure out what you are. You don't know which bathroom to use etc...Carry on losing your mind

    • @illmakeufamous6776
      @illmakeufamous6776 Před 2 měsíci

      @@barbaraschuld8206 Then you should read my comment 🤭

  • @michellejester9734
    @michellejester9734 Před 2 měsíci +171

    Thanks Stephen. Somehow you always make us smile through these VERY dark times

    • @CraigMichael001
      @CraigMichael001 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Hello Michelle, can we please be friends?

    • @MarinaGomez-ur8qg
      @MarinaGomez-ur8qg Před 2 měsíci +1

      🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙

    • @TheSaturnV
      @TheSaturnV Před 2 měsíci

      And why are the times dark? Democrat/Liberals control just about every single aspect of government and the media right now.

    • @TFEWdirk
      @TFEWdirk Před 2 měsíci +1

      Correct, these last 3 years have been excruciating. Too bad they aren't like the four years Joe. Those were good.
      Or how much better the 4 years after Joe will be. Can't wait.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 měsíci

      @@TFEWdirk 🤦‍♀️

  • @badonkadonc6963
    @badonkadonc6963 Před 2 měsíci +9

    😂😂😂Always KNEW Colbert had it in him to go deep😂😂😂😂😂I've watched his shows for YEAR'S and this show is a masterpiece!!! GOLD!!! And the spot on impersonation HILLARIOUS 😂😂😂😂 re-tweet and vote Trump 4Prison2024.

  • @mastjappa
    @mastjappa Před 2 měsíci +14

    It is really scary from across the ocean...

  • @sharonkellner7126
    @sharonkellner7126 Před 2 měsíci +92

    "It is no exaggeration to say that Sinéad would have been disgusted, hurt, and insulted to have her work misrepresented in this way by someone who she herself referred to as a 'biblical devil'."

  • @lizatredway9792
    @lizatredway9792 Před 2 měsíci +50

    Oh, Stephen.... The bit about 'climaxing to the mere mention of Russia"... since it seems I may not be appearing on your show, I want to say, "Please, keep it coming. We need you more than ever." THANK YOU for your continued genius.

  • @LALew850
    @LALew850 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Stephen is on fire!!🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣 Keep strong SC we need you!

  • @ldfreitas9437
    @ldfreitas9437 Před 2 měsíci +97

    THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NEEDS TO GET PERMISSION TO RUN THIS MONOLOGUE FOR A TEN MINUTE AD ON THE TV!

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 Před 2 měsíci +7

      for an audience who's attention span is that of a tweet?

    • @nancyrussell4708
      @nancyrussell4708 Před 2 měsíci +1

      It's art and therefore protected speech.

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 Před 2 měsíci

      @@nancyrussell4708 There's ways around it, just pay Steven to do an ad for them :)
      Many years ago in Australia an ad company put together an ad for the Greens party for a tv show challenge/competition to make ads for under represented causes, show's response to that particular ad was that they absolutely nailed it & was probably impossible to do better. A few months later ads started appearing on tv that were near identical to that original ad - made by the same company that now had a contract with the Greens party to make their official ads for them. They changed it just enough to comply with various copyright & originality requirements but basically just put that ad on tv, cause it was as perfect as possible - and still is a perfect ad a decade later, can find if you want to on gruenhq the pitch vote greens

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers Před 2 měsíci +3

      Please stop yelling

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers Před 2 měsíci +2

      Running TV ads doesn’t require permission- it requires TONS OF MONEY

  • @missklvsu
    @missklvsu Před 2 měsíci +6

    This was fire! I was crying...laughing...crying...

  • @blooberriee_
    @blooberriee_ Před 2 měsíci +22

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my sides hurt, tf was that when he mentioned Russia
    Edit: IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @randomgirl3269
    @randomgirl3269 Před 2 měsíci +21

    A Tresident is only a president who's committed treason, literal gold. I love Stephen Colbert so much haha

    • @supersanic1254
      @supersanic1254 Před 2 měsíci

      Never committed treason though. Can you point to a conviction?

    • @kiwibob8967
      @kiwibob8967 Před 2 měsíci

      @supersanic1254
      Reported in The Guardian 18 Nov 23:
      On 17 Nov 2023 Colorado judge Judge Sarah Wallace found that Donald Trump “engaged in insurrection” by sparking the 6 January 2021 attack on the US Capitol by his supporters.

  • @trinabell2793
    @trinabell2793 Před 2 měsíci +21

    Go Get Em Stephen!!

  • @arctiknitter
    @arctiknitter Před 2 měsíci +8

    Thank goodness for Stephen Colbert and his wonderful staff! I sure needed a laugh tonight.

  • @lorettagarduno7004
    @lorettagarduno7004 Před 2 měsíci +30

    Hilarious!!Laughing. Witty and articulate. Love it❤

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 Před 2 měsíci +74

    Love it! Ignore the court!!

    • @Mithril_Antimarr
      @Mithril_Antimarr Před 2 měsíci +5

      Best to bear in mind the Supreme Court only ruled that states / state courts are not vested with the power to determine who can run for federal political offices in so far as enforcing amendment 14 of the constitution. They left the door open to challenging Trump's eligibility via the Federal Court system... hint hint maybe someone should look into that.

  • @jackmeyers40
    @jackmeyers40 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Virginia Foxx is a prime example of why we need "TERM LIMITS". Please go away lady.

    • @louvs889
      @louvs889 Před 2 měsíci

      You can add Biden, McConell, and the best sock trader on earth, Nancy Pelosi to that list.

  • @sueware8377
    @sueware8377 Před 2 měsíci +4

    FANTASTIC show, Stephen....WOW....this was a "keeper"...Thanks, Stephe!

  • @oldcrow6990
    @oldcrow6990 Před 2 měsíci +120

    My daily moment to temporarily restore sanity and giggle. Thanks to everyone on Stephen Colbert staff!

  • @TC-fx5zu
    @TC-fx5zu Před 2 měsíci +4

    Omg I’m at work laughing like a hyena at this 😂

  • @TheZsuzsana
    @TheZsuzsana Před 2 měsíci +9

    Thank you Stephen! I laughed from beginning to end!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theemporersnewclothes
    @theemporersnewclothes Před 2 měsíci +68

    Make
    Amnesia
    Great
    Again

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Před 2 měsíci

      Move to Russia if you love dictators so much. It isn't that hard Comrade.

    • @JoeNarbaiz
      @JoeNarbaiz Před 2 měsíci +2

      When has amnesia ever been great? 😮

    • @ethos1236
      @ethos1236 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Make
      Attorneys
      Get
      Attorneys
      Fixed it for you. You can thank me later.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Před 2 měsíci

      Your brain damage is apparent and severe. Seek professional help for your delusions.

  • @monaruehling4729
    @monaruehling4729 Před 2 měsíci +22

    Since Bader-Ginsburg is gone the supreme court is ruthless!!

    • @jw9099
      @jw9099 Před 2 měsíci +1

      You know the decision was unanimous right? 9-0.

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 Před 2 měsíci

      Look into that a little more. ​@@jw9099

    • @mikedittsche
      @mikedittsche Před 2 měsíci

      Nice one!

  • @KaleighMacKay
    @KaleighMacKay Před 2 měsíci +11

    Term limits all around. And senators shouldn’t be allowed to trade stocks when they have inside information during closed door hearings.

  • @Sickoftheinsanity
    @Sickoftheinsanity Před 2 měsíci +110

    Stephan, you have been so fierce lately! I LOVE IT!! Keep it up!

    • @be6715
      @be6715 Před 2 měsíci +4

      I've been sensing some real anger there. Totally understandable!

    • @Cilantrchef
      @Cilantrchef Před 2 měsíci +1

      Late night battle Colbert, Stewart' and Meyers!

    • @christopherporter2459
      @christopherporter2459 Před 2 měsíci

      *Stephen

    • @Sickoftheinsanity
      @Sickoftheinsanity Před 2 měsíci

      @@christopherporter2459 yes, I am aware. Sorry for the inadvertent typo. But thanks for being the spelling police-I’m sure everybody appreciates it.

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz Před 2 měsíci

      You're right! We need to undo that gay marriage BS they decided back during the Obama years!

  • @ray24051
    @ray24051 Před 2 měsíci +466

    That's embarrassing a state senator who cannot recite the Pledge of Allegiance that even children know.

    • @cherylgrec9701
      @cherylgrec9701 Před 2 měsíci

      And these are the so called “patriots” of the country. Shameful.

    • @Viviorkogaming
      @Viviorkogaming Před 2 měsíci +4

      A majority of children don’t know it. It’s been going on for 30 years.

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 Před 2 měsíci +31

      ​@@Viviorkogamingthey're still saying it in school. Most of them do know it

    • @BellaDelilahWho
      @BellaDelilahWho Před 2 měsíci +24

      I know it and I’m not from America - i learned it after couple of days in high School as an exchange student.

    • @landonewts
      @landonewts Před 2 měsíci +40

      And on brand for the GOP. Their Pledge goes like this: “Err, whatever Trump says, I guess.”

  • @user-tz8tg7kl8g
    @user-tz8tg7kl8g Před 2 měsíci +6

    😂😂😂😂😂great job! Love the truth Bolder than years ago. Love this version of SC

  • @biondna7984
    @biondna7984 Před 2 měsíci +6

    BRILLIANT STEPHEN! YOU'RE ELECTED!

  • @DBDdavid
    @DBDdavid Před 2 měsíci +110

    It’s time to change the rules for the Supreme Court.

    • @eddieperez8111
      @eddieperez8111 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Because it didn't go in your favor? :'((

    • @nadiaslijter1255
      @nadiaslijter1255 Před 2 měsíci

      Yes go full fascist when you don't like the unanimous decision of a court.

    • @echobay5040
      @echobay5040 Před 2 měsíci

      Trump would abolish the court if he got in because they have shown themselves to be pointless and serving no purpose.

    • @TheSaturnV
      @TheSaturnV Před 2 měsíci +4

      You were the kid who grabbed the ball and ran home when you lost eh?

    • @echobay5040
      @echobay5040 Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@TheSaturnV that was trump instead he spent 4 years crying about it.

  • @phyllisstrider2998
    @phyllisstrider2998 Před 2 měsíci +26

    Loved the monolog. Steven is great at delivering it. ❤

  • @davidbowers912
    @davidbowers912 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Climax can sometimes be Mistaken for a really good Bowel Movement

  • @hbarrial
    @hbarrial Před 2 měsíci +43

    Can't make this up. Thank you Colbert for helping to keep me sane.

    • @trevordsouza2420
      @trevordsouza2420 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Ot to understand why this crap makes us feel like we live in crazy land!

  • @Kpimpmaster
    @Kpimpmaster Před 2 měsíci +389

    Can we not have politicians who sound like they’ve had a stroke?

    • @user-nz4kg4wm9j
      @user-nz4kg4wm9j Před 2 měsíci +4

      Fetterman? Briben had a few brain surgeries. That's why he's all messed up. It's not his fault.

    • @HRHDMKYT
      @HRHDMKYT Před 2 měsíci +23

      @@user-nz4kg4wm9j🤖This Boris is a bot !!!🤖

    • @hordyaba
      @hordyaba Před 2 měsíci

      Trump does 5+ hours of speeches a week, hes only human, messing up a word here and there is normal. Try to talk for an hour and a half straight and not mess up at all. Its hard. And hes having to deal with all the bs indictments democrats are attacking him with every day. Hes tired and for good reason. Biden on the other hand talks maybe every other week and only for maybe 20 minutes at a time max. And you get at least 5 minutes of material for a montage of a man with actual dementia. And notice how this guy says nothing about it.

    • @alexc4300
      @alexc4300 Před 2 měsíci +30

      If you want the politician who doesn’t sound like he’s had a stroke, vote for Biden 2024 🎉

    • @Kpimpmaster
      @Kpimpmaster Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-nz4kg4wm9j doesn’t change my question

  • @trilliarobinson7862
    @trilliarobinson7862 Před 2 měsíci +31

    Surely Trump is the last person to complain about a person hiring a lawyer with no experience ....

  • @LindaLaFountain-ff6gf
    @LindaLaFountain-ff6gf Před 2 měsíci +3

    Unbelievable. It. Is an embarrassment to this country. If we could go back to Canada I would be out of here.

  • @2hard2knock
    @2hard2knock Před 2 měsíci +20

    That was freaking hilarious!! A third hand!?? 😂😂😂

  • @Hopeful_Skeptic
    @Hopeful_Skeptic Před 2 měsíci +49

    The writers hit gold with this episode. So many lolz and our political views don't match. Funny is funny . Bravo ❤

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers Před 2 měsíci +3

      Time for you to get better informed.

  • @derekdevries1284
    @derekdevries1284 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Stephens writers are amazing.
    And his delivery is exceptional

  • @lionpaw2024
    @lionpaw2024 Před 2 měsíci +3

    This whole monologue is absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥

  • @dorothydoremus8621
    @dorothydoremus8621 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Love Tresident!! ❤️ why do all the supporters behind him look pissed off, did he break wind again.

  • @normahall9243
    @normahall9243 Před 2 měsíci +30

    I love you Stephen you’re the highlight of the day!

    • @VV-bk1wv
      @VV-bk1wv Před 2 měsíci +2

      How awful your day must be

  • @deborahmichele
    @deborahmichele Před 2 měsíci +50

    LOVE. Thank you Stephen for speaking the truth about the Supreme Court.

    • @tongasmith910
      @tongasmith910 Před 2 měsíci +2

      He doesn't know shit

    • @JackGleason543
      @JackGleason543 Před 2 měsíci +6

      ​@@tongasmith910your m other should have sw allowed you

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 Před 2 měsíci +1

      He’s a puppet

    • @spikeythinker7763
      @spikeythinker7763 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@ryv2484Correction: Colbert is a human, not a puppet. You're confusing him with the likes of Elmo or Kermit.

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 Před 2 měsíci

      @@spikeythinker7763 That’s honestly dumber than the response I’d expect from one of you zombies. I tend to keep the bar low but you certainly showed me 🤣

  • @stoppin2look
    @stoppin2look Před 2 měsíci +34

    Thank you Stephen Colbert for ... being you... and doing it so very well.

    • @user-tf9kq2di9x
      @user-tf9kq2di9x Před 2 měsíci

      Who would want to be an unfunny gasbag! KK&C all blow! Johnny Carson reruns are better than the sewage these “CHUCKLE-LESS HEADS” come up with today.

  • @user-oj2jw4lb7q
    @user-oj2jw4lb7q Před 2 měsíci +221

    Of course the supreme court didn't think about it, when you are TOLD what to do, no thinking involved!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @maargenbx1454
      @maargenbx1454 Před 2 měsíci

      Ever since the ultra-right wing Federalist Society (who brought us Thomas, Kavanaugh, Narrett) started pushing the idea of disqualifying Trump I understood that of course they wanted to dump the GOPs biggest loser, and I was afraid SCOTUS would do their masters bidding.
      What I never understood was why Dems were excited about disqualifying Trump. There are millions of people who are not at all enthusiastic about voting for Biden but will walk barefoot over broken glass to vote against Trump. 60% of Americans have already said they won’t vote for Trump, and about 50% of Republicans say they won’t vote for him if he’s convicted of a crime. What good would it do Dems if Biden were to run not against a barely younger Trump who had the worst GDP growth since Hoover and multiple criminal trials looming, but against a much younger Republican without Trump’s baggage? Trump is the only candidate Biden might beat - by leaving Trump on the ballot SCOTUS has saved us from another GOP POTUS in 2025.

    • @mizzou1016
      @mizzou1016 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Did you remember to put up your black square on Facebook last month?

    • @chrisrock9361
      @chrisrock9361 Před 2 měsíci

      There was no other right choice if they would have Win in favor of Colorado then all of the Republican Governors have the right to throw Biden off Their election ballots for Not being fit mentally to hold the presidency Be careful what you wish for it swings both ways

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 Před 2 měsíci

      @@mizzou1016Did you vote for a drug addled malignant narcissist ?

    • @user-hh3ew3oe6t
      @user-hh3ew3oe6t Před 2 měsíci

      Of course the supreme court didn't think about it, when you are TOLD to identify white, no thinking involved!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
      czcams.com/video/CJdT6QcSbQ0/video.html
      Map Shows How Humans Migrated Across The Globe

  • @naiyang888
    @naiyang888 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Politicians need to be treated less like celebrities and more like retail workers.

  • @2serve4Christ
    @2serve4Christ Před 2 měsíci +5

    “Many of us like to ask ourselves, ‘What would I do if I was alive during slavery? Or the Jim Crow South? Or apartheid? What would I do if my country was committing genocide?’
    “The answer is, you’re doing it. Right now.”
    - Aaron Bushnell (RIP) 🛐

  • @Miguelito1985
    @Miguelito1985 Před 2 měsíci +9

    "On the third hand" 🤣🤣

  • @princegroove
    @princegroove Před 2 měsíci +4

    The big orange bozo never fails to entertain - pure comedy gold.

  • @johnnythomas6723
    @johnnythomas6723 Před 2 měsíci +3

    His people will say he was exhausted/tired but he'll definitely deny it.

  • @Constant_Instant_Distant
    @Constant_Instant_Distant Před 2 měsíci +3

    Damn! Stephen Colbert is really good with words...😂😂😂

  • @tinafigueroa7556
    @tinafigueroa7556 Před 2 měsíci +54

    Where can I sign up for ignoring SCOTUS!! I'm so sick of this!! I'm trying to keep up the fight but it's getting harder and harder.

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers Před 2 měsíci +4

      I’m pretty sure nowhere

    • @PennyDavis-cm9tl
      @PennyDavis-cm9tl Před 2 měsíci +6

      I'll join the club. Anyone else

    • @wendyhdzmiller8700
      @wendyhdzmiller8700 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@PennyDavis-cm9tl I'll sign!!!

    • @supersanic1254
      @supersanic1254 Před 2 měsíci

      Cry some more. Trump is on the ballot. Deal with it.

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 Před 2 měsíci

      @@supersanic1254they cry because if trump is on then ballot, they’ve already lost. And deep down they know that, otherwise they wouldn’t have initiated the process of trying to extrajudicially prevent him from running. They do not stand a chance at winning 2024. This whole attempt reeks of panic.

  • @zenncatt
    @zenncatt Před 2 měsíci +22

    The monologue gets an A+++

  • @charleneandrle-olson3099
    @charleneandrle-olson3099 Před 2 měsíci +111

    "His brain is so broke," so very true, and so hard to listen to! I wish he would just quit speaking.

    • @TFEWdirk
      @TFEWdirk Před 2 měsíci +5

      Clearly you are referring to Joe Biden. Clearly.

    • @ReadyFreddie5523
      @ReadyFreddie5523 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@TFEWdirk Clearly everybody hates Dump lying and whining about bullcrap watching his dementia progress, such a sad little LOSER !!!!!!😂😂😂

    • @josefrusso3677
      @josefrusso3677 Před 2 měsíci

      He’s a 1000 times more lucid than Biden who speaks gibberish, thinks guys who have been dead for decades are still in office and wanders off like a toddler with a full diaper after his “speech” is over.

    • @yuiopoli9601
      @yuiopoli9601 Před 2 měsíci +4

      This is meant as an honest attempt at dialogue.
      Do you actually believe that Biden's cognitive function is better than Trump's?
      If you do not than why do you back him if he is worse off in the area you decry Trump over?

    • @acarroll6842
      @acarroll6842 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Stephens brain was broken by Trump

  • @dustinsullivan7216
    @dustinsullivan7216 Před 2 měsíci +5

    "Treasident Trump" has a nice ring to it.

  • @joshuawilson4818
    @joshuawilson4818 Před 2 měsíci +92

    YES! Bring back the sound effects when Stephen puts his "props" away. Thank you, Joe and Louis!

    • @ithrewmylifeaway
      @ithrewmylifeaway Před 2 měsíci +2

      yesss, i love those moments, they add so much so subtly

  • @CelesteRAdams
    @CelesteRAdams Před 2 měsíci +3

    Stephen Colbert is on FIRE! LOL

  • @bobbiefrazer1249
    @bobbiefrazer1249 Před 2 měsíci +4

    We already passed a constitutional amendment to solve this problem...

  • @saabsales
    @saabsales Před 2 měsíci +4

    as always.. OUTSTANDING job. Thank you

  • @DiamondHedgehog
    @DiamondHedgehog Před 2 měsíci +74

    Thanks again Stephan for calling out the GOP and Trump for their lies and deception.

    • @TFEWdirk
      @TFEWdirk Před 2 měsíci

      Do you really think the supreme Court is part of the lies and deception?
      Perhaps you yourself have been falling for lies and deception from the media..

    • @TFEWdirk
      @TFEWdirk Před 2 měsíci

      Please list some of these 'lies and deceptions'.
      It sounds like you do not know what your media has been doing for years..

  • @henmaidstale
    @henmaidstale Před 2 měsíci +152

    Laughing out loud (instead of just being depressed that MAGA exists). Thank you!💙🇺🇸

  • @JohnTLyon
    @JohnTLyon Před 2 měsíci +2

    I believe we've witnessed a petit mal seizure!!!! KOOOOLLLL!

  • @gabrielsanchez4128
    @gabrielsanchez4128 Před 2 měsíci +4

    OMG we have such a dysfunctional government 😢😮

  • @lauriepelayo296
    @lauriepelayo296 Před 2 měsíci +3

    This was great. I almost spit out my lunch. Thank you for all you do 😂😅

  • @deedles2
    @deedles2 Před 2 měsíci +191

    Just when GOP and SOTUS are creating unbelievable concern and distress in our nation, we turn to Stephen for late night laughs and reality checks! Thank you, Colbert!

    • @wlm1697
      @wlm1697 Před 2 měsíci

      Cope and seethe lefty.😂😂😂

    • @user-nz4kg4wm9j
      @user-nz4kg4wm9j Před 2 měsíci

      Leftist copium. What happened? You can't find oxy's anymore ? 🤭

    • @illmakeufamous6776
      @illmakeufamous6776 Před 2 měsíci +9

      I laughed at Colbert bc he's so mad and outraged. Plus, I laugh at libs on a daily basis 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-nz4kg4wm9j
      @user-nz4kg4wm9j Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@illmakeufamous6776 I laughed when I read his buddy John Podesta's emails about Spirit cooking with Marina Abramovich

    • @illmakeufamous6776
      @illmakeufamous6776 Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-nz4kg4wm9j It seems like I've heard about that 😳😳

  • @davidroberts6923
    @davidroberts6923 Před 2 měsíci +16

    Our country owes Stephen Colbert a debt of true felt gratitude!

  • @SaneCatLady429
    @SaneCatLady429 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Thank God for comedy and for Stephen Colbert.