Trump & Biden’s Mexican Standoff, MAGA Nuts Support Putin & Jimmy Gets a Visit from Leap Day!
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- čas přidán 28. 02. 2024
- Today is the day also known as “Leap Day,” Trump and Biden were both in Texas today to visit the Mexican border, the MAGA gang is openly embracing Putin, Congress passed a short-term spending deal that will keep the lights on through the first week of March, Trump has to come up with the full $454 million dollar penalty in order to appeal the ruling in his NY fraud case, Darth Traitor did get a win from his buddies in the Supreme Court, we present our first ever edition of “This Week in California,” locals in West Virginia are grieving the loss of a beloved local landmark, and we get a very special visit from Leap Day (Sean Hayes).
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trump didn’t make people stupid or bigoted. They’ve been stupid and bigoted for a long time, trump just convinced them it was something to brag about
He was a wonderful president whose policies worked
@@rationalistssj6540
Drunk abusive father...but he brings food to the table or not.
7 or 8 Trillion added to the deficit. O well.
💯
@@rationalistssj6540 Right.. especially the part where he plotted to prevent his successor from taking office. How presidential! What a proud American you must be,
@@rationalistssj6540ahhhh, no.
Almost sounds like Trump is speaking a language that no one else can understand.
Usually, he is doing that
Daily.
Damn. I just got done saying something similar. lol
Everyday, Dementia Don Phallus always sound demented and drunk.
ENOUGH SAID.
BINGBING BAH BINGBING
"He invaded Ukraine killing 1000s of People", lady "That's fine with me". What a horrible, horrible person!
That’s why she’s a Trump supporter. They all have hate in them.
There is NO cure for the "ignorance" of the "poorly educated!"
If we to use such words every living president of the USA is mass murderer
Your right chuck and it doesn't even come to her, because she thinks Ukraine was a part of russia a thousand YEAR'S ago, when no Ukraine has been it's own nation for centuries but history isn't any republicans strong suit
That's the MAGA base. Slogan: We're MAGA and we're sick....and proud of it."
If SCOTUS judges are bias how can there be justice or fairness? What is the purpose of having them?
Their purpose to is be bought so that when they get certain cases, it goes your way.
Biased 🙄
Trump owns the supreme court now The uncle tom thomas will rule in his favor. Yes master any for you just like Tim Scott, Yes master anything for you
@@Sam-fd2ym This Supreme Court is anything but fair. They're literally allowing Trump to delay his court dates until after he may become elected so that he can grant himself immunity. It's a mockery of fairness.
Nice to know!!
"He wants back what was his."? What happens when he comes for Alaska? Does she think we should just give it back? Ukraine is a sovereign country that Putin invaded. These people are so willfully ignorant.
Russia also signed the Budapest Agreement in 1991 that if Ukraine gave up their nukes US, UK, AND RUSSIA would protect the sovereignty of Ukraine and protect it's borders. Putin respects no agreements. Maga followers do not read much.
She doesn’t care that thousands of Ukrainians are dying, tells you everything about that thing.
Right wing media is so absurdly biased and unhinged that it might as well be Russian state media (esp regarding Putin). And that's not just the only "news" these people will watch but also basis for their personalities
I guess the Poles are happy to hear that & will give most of their country to Germany
@@magatsmorghulis6981 I think Germany would like to know about some islands that the Japanese took off their hands, too.
Any American who doesn't think Russia is our enemy should not be allowed to vote.
and same here in the UK
100%.
I live in Alaska all folks talk about are the Russians coming ....we are ready I am told. Alaska is beautiful ❤️
The true meaning of democracy.
The Cold War never ended for Russia.
10 years ago… 2 years ago… maybe even 1 year ago they wouldn’t be supporting and defending putin. 😢 ONE person has done this! 😡😡😡
Who? Last Russia hoax was literally proven wrong and how fake it was ...do yall just say things hoping no one knows what yall are talking about?? Kinda sad
No one does. This has been debunked last time..... don't drink the Kool aid
The GOP has been supporting Putin since before the insurrection. The GOP at CPAC invited dictator Orban as keynote speaker. They applauded and said this is what America should strive for. Orban has thrown journalists in prison, some fortunately escaped. Then took all books from universities and changed all curriculum. All books have to be pre-approved through his hand picked board. No immigrants allowed. He dismantled the justice system.Of course, Tucker Carlson , spent a week there and praised the dictator and their economy. His great type of getting to the truth and telling how much better America would be and safer. Of course, no fact checking.Thank u Tuck.
yeah sure, this is why the orange traitor calls the kremlin dictator a "genius" for his crimes...@@nickyfulgium6402
@@nickyfulgium6402they just showed a couple people who don’t seem to mind putin or what’s he’s done.
Every single day of my life, I am reminded of the time that Trump yelled, "I LOVE THE UNEDUCATED!"
Is that before or after the economy was so bad they had to change thr text book definition of a recession to fit bidens narrative?? Or before or after biden killed that van full of kids and 2 adults in Afghanistan that were helping distribute water around the city
He just led 10000,000 uneducated people into the country for votes …why don’t you wake up?
Hence the term "Leader of the pack", my friend.
I tell them that every chance I can😂
🎯🎯🎯🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Thanks Jimmy! It is completely disorienting to see people draped in the flag talk fondly about Russia! Surreal.
Brainwashed by russian bots already
especially those two, who were both well over forty years old, they should know better.; they'd better not revere reagan, he'd spit in their face
They are on Russia's payroll. Traitors!
@@jimmythebold589 Reagan was not better than the 2 combined. MAGAs rise plus QAnon is due to dumbing down he pushed and today even top politicians don't know America's basic history
Insanity. They echo everything they hear.
“Russia is not our enemy” is the craziest thing I’ve ever heard in my life
His pockets are lined with Putin's money. It's blatantly obvious after the GOP stopped any and all funding to Ukraine.
How can Americans think that way? Russia is not just a threat to us in Europe, it's the biggest and really only threat to the US. Russian nuclear missiles are targeted mostly at America - that hasn't changed.
@@scottsehm1661doesnt mean his statement is invalid.
@@scottsehm1661 Russia and the Soviet Union aren't the same thing.
you are obviously America's enemy
No one in America should be allowed to vote unless they can pass a civics and history lesson. Some of these people are terrifying that they are able to vote.
So should people who run for office!!!
@@bonniebreckenridge5236I think for them a maths test would be good
SPEEK UP LIBROL I CANT HEER U TRUMP2204
@@bonniebreckenridge5236 Yes! I guarantee two thirds of everyone currently in government would FAIL a civics test. Im not saying I would pass. But im also not voting on policies and submitting legislature nor interpreting the constitution day to day.
If that was a thing we wouldn't dems any more
“Could someone just push him over that border and build his wall up real quick”
😅 😂
In Arizona, where I live, Spanish for over a century before English speakers arrived. I have oranges on the tree in my back yard that are the same color but considerably smarter than Trump.
Same here in New Mexico. We appreciate our mix of cultures 💙
Good one re the oranges.
😆😆😆😆
From Bisbee...I agree!💃
Bahahaha
How angry would trump be if mara lago was turned into a homeless shelter?
For Cuban refugees
A perfect plan! 😂
Likewise with ALL of his hotels.
free maternity hospital that doesn't ask for papers
That would be great I would love it and Trump Tower should be a homeless shelter too
"People who speak languages we've never heard before, nobody understands them."
That'd be you, Donald.
@@Sam-fd2ym Had to use a translator app to do it. though. 😆
@@Sam-fd2ym Picking up a word here and there is hardly _understanding_ him. The man speaks a word salad of gibberish. I doubt anyone truly _understands_ him.
@@r.1599 Point and Match.
He's monolingual, but I really question the mono part.
Trump’s grandfather was a pimp in Alaska, spoke a foreign language!
I personally have no problem with Donnie's base being hellbent on self destruction. It's that they demand that the rest of us go with them that's irking.
We have languages coming into our border. Dementia!
Languages no one understands!😁
Coming from a creature married to a Slovenian woman fluent in Russian, French and Greek to become American. 🥶
You don't have a clue what Dementia is. Get an education!
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."-refrigerator magnet.
George Carlin.
No food in fridge. Just beer.
😂
That’s a smart refrigerator magnet!
genius has its limits, stupidity doesn`t
I wonder what they’d think if they knew Putin wanted Alaska back.
Trump would give it to him!
@@stwads Trump would do it in a heartbeat. At one point during his presidency, he was willing to trade Puerto Rico for Greenland. The man is demented!
I’m guessing “they” would be Trump supporters who agree with him that Putin and Russian should be able to do whatever they want?
It’s utter stupidity to say Russian once ruled Ukraine. They both were part of an alliance under the USSR, but Russian never owned Ukraine.
It’s like saying we have sovereignty over other nations in NATO, because of our alliance with them.
Sarah Palin is keepin' an eye out (not a timely reference lolol)
I’m guessing “they” would be those who support Trump and agree that Putin and Russia can do whatever they want without impunity.
It’s utter stupidity and no understanding of history to believe Russia had sovereignty over Ukraine. They both existed independently under the alliance of the USSR.
Putin only cared, or started flexing his muscles, when Ukraine wanted to join NATO.
The funny irony about trumpy ranting about languages that people here can’t understand is that everybody is thinking “what the hell is he talking about?”
Lol exactly he was babbling. He only speaks one language but he can't speak it very well 😂
Didn't most of the southwest US belong to Mexico before, given the logic of the woman about Putin invading Ukraine.
Indeed
That is true and it became part of the US after the War of aggression against Mexico
They never read the history books or the bible...only saw it and heard it in Fox News and from the horses mouth..Trump.
I thought the reporter was gonna mention that.
That's his base. He said years ago: "I love the poorly educated."
You should’ve compared Donald Trump’s border speech to Joe Biden’s. Joe Biden wasn’t covered nearly enough and it was an excellent speech.
What's new? Our so-called "liberal media" is doing a terrific job of focusing only on how old Biden is while almost completely ignoring Trump's raving lunacy and dictatorial ambitions.
"Sounds like a kid who wrote his book report on the bus."
J. Kimmel
(in reference to dt45)
They never cover Biden unless it is negative.
Maybe if he went more often and tried to handle the border before a election year they would have. Ppl just tired of the swamp. Why this is the biggest flip from registered voters from dems to reps in history
What? Hahahahaha
"Russia's not our enemy." What America has he been living in his whole life? 🤨
This is why he wants all eyes on Mexico.
"He wants back what was his" - ready to give up Alaska then?
Dementia Don at it again.
Love President Biden, who even offered to work with Trump to resolve the border issue. Of course Maga Baby Trump will never do anything that might actually solve a problem or fix anything that doesn't funnel money into his coffers. Also love Jimmy for consistently holding Trump's tiny orange feet to the fire, and still always being funny when doing so.
Biden created the problem! If he would;ve continued Trump's successful policies, hundreds of thousands of deaths could have been averted. Youre blind with hate
“Riding with Biden!”
Falling down the stairs with Biden!
Love President Biden too. =D
Following trump you go to jail like the rest of the traitors🤣🤣 Trump go to prison 2024.
Nothing to love, he irrevocably destroyed this country
I loved how when the "leap day guy" came out in his spangled glittery blue pantsuit, there was just a nice little bit of polite applause, but as the audience, over the next few seconds, figured out who it was,l (OMG! That's Sean Hayes!), it turned into real, enthusiastic applause!
The leap of immeasurable sadness was pure gold 🤣
I LOVED 🎶🕺🏻 LEAP ✨
That was BRILLIANT!
Everyone shifted and adjusted when dumpf said nobody speaks the language,
haha, I bet they wanted to burst out laughing !!
His wife speaks a language from a small country who nobody cares about.
@@joat_dad4090 Yes, but according to her visa, she speaks 5, 6, 7, 8 languages.. lol.
Love you Jimmy!!
Hahaha, that was so funny, they all squirmed at once and looked away and down.
@kathleenmccrory9883 and couldn't talk to a leader in one of those languages she was supposed to be fluent in. Deer in headlights moment.
Let's be honest... Trump's only reason to be there is to figure out his escape route when he gets prison time.
Biden created the problem and should be the one going to prison for opening the border and causing untold misery for 3 years, If he would;ve continued Trump's successful policies, hundreds of thousands of deaths could have been averted.
🤣🤣🤣 good one ☝️ cuz he’s not trying to fix the border
He also wants revenge and the money back
Hahaha...... That's so hilarious! Thank you.
we love you, Kimmel!
The skit at the end of the video with Sean Hayes was FANTASTIC!
Possibly the most perfect example of Trump-speak: people are entering our country who speak languages that nobody speaks. 😅
“From countries we have never heard of” they skipped that part 🤣🤣🤣
The real question is, what language does Trump speak? Whatever it is, I've never heard of it.
@@kingjamos2422 he speaks 3 languages. Double speak, spin speak, and rant.
@@jasonhaberski6843 aka any country that´s not the US
@@defendandprotect-om5hv- you forgot his favourite language, whine.
Sean Hayes cracks me up, he needs to be in another sit com 👍♥️🙏✝️✌️😎
He is absolutely fantastic!
Amazing! The Sean Hayes of smartless fame?
That bit was hilarious!😂
He’s so fun. Have yall seen his performance on Murderville?! He steals the show
@@benbelaboehmI hope you’ve seen their Murderville Christmas episode. A real treat for Smartless fans
I wonder how these people would feel about Putin when they find out in the 1800's we bought Alaska from Russia.... he's going to want that back next
Plus they are allready propaganding that it was just lent to the us not sold!
We bought Alaska ?? Dang, that's the only thing I learned from all these liberal's comments...
Does anyone else smell sarcasm ?? I keep smelling sarcasm...
But Russia already sold Alaska to us in 1864. British and Russia are bitter rivalry
Yes and history is very important....if you love Russia so much y'all know we're the boarder is right???
Putin wants Alaska too. Its that ok, because he such a good guy? 😱
As Trump spoke, even Gregg Abbott looked pained.
….yeah… Abbott looked at his watch….
And he was sitting not standing with dump
And the guy's in the back, their faces are priceless.
When I first saw donnie talking to someone in a wheelchair I was gobsmacked, knowing how he feels about disabled people and all. Took me a few seconds to realise it was Greg Abbott. I guess it's because Greg baby supports him.
@@sheilaboston7051Hotwheels cut millions in Medicaid for children with disabilities. The man is a monster. 👹
Oh God, did Magats watch Tuckers interview with Putin and now they think Russia is good?
I listened to the Supreme Court oral arguments where the justice admonished the us attorney for changing the question to one he hadn’t asked. Now we see the Supreme Court doing exactly the same thing! Wanting to decide a different question than the one the appellate court ruled on!
Awe Jimmy….thanks again. You keep me sane🤣😂🙁
Happy Leap day!
How come Donald Duck comes at jimmy when he calls him slow stupid etc. but never says anything when he makes fun of his adopted son Eric 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The contrasts between those two male humans is amazng!!
It's huge examples of do's and don'ts! 😞
I’m not sure Trump is human.
This ongoing Trump saga is pure insanity. Im grateful for Jimmy's comic relief. 😊
i think jimmy is insane and trump is amazing
@@logansandstedt9129Says a lot about where your head is at.
And that's why you're still single sweetheart.
#45 has cheated on all his wives with his daughter, ‘sweetheart.’@@AspenJKing
@@logansandstedt9129 you should read the briefings for his indictments
Great monologue as always
"MAGA Nuts" is like "tuna fish." Redundant
Seedy Gonzalez!! That's effing funny 🤣🤣
Taylor Swift needs to buy Mari-la-go and turn it into a transition center for homeless or those with disabilities.
Why can’t Biden as President not put Trump in jail, if there are no consequences for presidential actions?
Because he is an ethical man.
That's the difference between the 2 parties.
the unethical ones know that and use it against us. What can we do about that? @@janiekcarney5482
I wish he would but that would be stooping to Putin's level
Are you people out your mind ?
Yall joke about that hooters but that hooters is right next to the mental hospital, Highland. When I was an inpatient there I spent a lot of time looking out the window at that hooters. Watching the drunk men wonder out of there was my only entertainment
Darth Traitor lol...I'm stealing that one, Jimmy
It is very funny to me that Trump is going to have to get a bond or he’s gonna have to get someone to loan him the money for the verdict of his financial fraud case. I mean, Trump makes it so easy to write jokes. 😂😂😂
WAY Too EASY
Thank you for speaking the truth Jimmy!
Love you Jimmy.
The General standing there for a photo opp violated the law.
Brilliant Jimmy/writers! Love you🇺🇸‼️
If the scotus give him immunity then President Biden can do whatever he wants to 😂😂
I love Sean Hayes.
The best way to have them vote that he does not have absolute immunity is to have Biden come out on stage say that he wants Trump to be found to have absolute immunity and then pull out a comically long list and say that he has some ideas of how to move forward now that he also has absolute immunity.
Sean Hayes is glorious!
Sean Hayes!! I’m crying!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I live in Kanawha County, WV, and I'm ROFL at that Hooters clip!! I'm always commenting about being a democrat in a very red Trump state. That clip is the best advertisement yet that shows the mentality of my fellow West Virginians.🤣🤣
I’m surprised Trump would be seen with a man in a wheelchair.
I thought the same thing too.
He got called out by a voter in eagle landing told Trump he wasn’t wanted there
Eagle Pass is a small border town. When all the Maga ppl came, they said these ppl r scary. We have no crime here. We love living on the border until Abbott came. The lady said we have never seen him here and all of a sudden election yr he wants to make a fuss. There was one lone woman and she was glowing that Trump was coming to fix everything.There were 15 ppl , one with a microphone yelling for Trump and Abbott to go home and take their lies with them. Yeah ppl of Eagle Pass.
If you do nothing else, VOTE BLUE to preserve our democracy
Jimmy you are so great!
Thank you for being spot on honest and hysterical as always,thank you friend!
Please, please, please start a petition or some poll for The Jan 6 Report to be turned into a docu-drama. The info is available but no one is going to turn 814 pages of congressese into a best seller. A docu-drama on Netflix or Prime would do the job that the Supreme Court reneged on.
Might just work. 😊
Then Comedians can break down our Constitution into bite size segments and do their cleverest best to 'educate*entertain' voters.
@@auntbeth6794Better than nothing?
Not a bad idea at all. Like the film "All the President's Men'.
@@thaisstone5192YES! I didn't put that down because I wasn't sure anyone would remember it. And because that was actually written by writers/journalists, and not a congressional committee, the book did pretty well too. But I really do think Netflix, HULU, Prime would do fairly well with a short series... 8 hours streamed an hour a week maybe. September- October would be optimal. The book is already done.
Or just take the 18 ppl from GA , all Republicans that turned on Trump and told us what was happening that day.
that with Sean Hayes was hilarious.
Jimmy is in love with Trump, he loves him passionately.
Like how doctors love disease.
Please ask these people interviewed what was the highest grade they completed and where they grew up.
Trump university! That's where! 😁
(7:05) As someone from San Francisco, I'd like to point out that this incident happened in Southern California.
It's too cold up here for someone to walk around naked.
It would be lovely if the maga people could just go to Russia because they love it so much. The Putin Republican Party & Maga take a nice trip, Russia needs you.
💛
7:14 That looks like it's straight out of Reno 911. 🤣🤣🤣
You are one of the best- Jimmy.and yes stay away from 5th Ave..we need you!
Jimmy is the most ignorant taking head on tv.
He’s way in the lead
I CANNOT STAND JIMMY KIMMEL.
Why are you here then? I don't like that gut guy on Faux News, because he's about as funny as crabs. Guess how many times I've watched him on CZcams.
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK?@@Backpfeifengesicht45
Millennia is filing for divorce 😂HAHAHAHAHA!
Ok, the leap day guy HAS TO come back! 😂
Gotta pay your bills Mr. Trump.
The people standing behind Trump when he says "languages are coming into our country..." Look like they're thinking "wtf is this guy talking about"
That was great.
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel and staff you all are doing a great job!!
We only have one President at a time and Dump isn't it!
VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙
Every time that foolspeaks, it proves he is unworthy for the office of the presidency
Look, I'm not saying the group of people crying over the Hooter's is a good look for my state, I'm just saying that for some of our communities, the Hooter's may be all we have. And when the Hooter's goes down, yes, some people will be emotional. They have nothing else to love.
Remember.. Eric is still available for purchase, folks! Now with extra gums!
And then they’d redecorate Mar Lago.
The leap year piece was hilarious 😂😂😂
3:15 reporter was able to sneak in the cattle line and ask a sheep a question.
OMG! I haven’t seen “Just Jack” in ages!!! 😂🥰😂
Very old guy and democracy vs. very old guy and Gilead. No brainer.
user-troll - I can see how Russians and Chinese folk might not understand.
That last a bunch of Americans showed up at the homes of the Supreme Court Judges Homes, they were quiet for a Long Time. Time to visit them again.
An extremely foreign language! 😂😂😂
I have lived in the US in two different periods and in two different states. To me it is abhorrent to see the dumification of Americans.
Love JIMMY ❤😂🎉
Countries unknown? Then languages will be unknown 😂😂😂
Had Biden not reversed Trump's stay in Mexico while being processed policy, we wouldn't even have a migrant crisis. Now NYC, Chicago, Boston, Denver and all these cities have to find housing for all these people when we already have a housing shortage in this country. Supply and demand means rent will only increase. Got to love the way they are helping the American people.
Yup no one speaks the super rare foreign language called Spanish 🤨
But if Trump has presidential immunity to do anything during his presidency, so does Biden ...