House of Representatives Passes Bill That Could Ban TikTok
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- Seth addresses Trump ignoring his 10-year-old grandson at a UFC match, Elon Musk visiting the Tesla factory in Germany and more in his monologue for Wednesday, March 13, before taking a closer look at the congressional hearing into Biden's handling of classified information.
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Keeping classified national security files in his toilets should be a hint to anyone about the respect Trump has for the country.
The fact that Trump has a plastic garbage can in the same bathroom as his chandelier and brass picture frame should say a lot about his being the rich elite businessman. I hope everyone will apply this same logic to his ability to be president. 👎😩
To be fair, he probably feels like he put a lot of thought into it....
"well I never see anyone else in there when I go in there, so no one else must know about it" 😂
@@user-wv7kt4wk7qThat is for his diapers 🙄
I actually use toilet paper or dollar bills we all have to cut corners these days
And don’t bathroom doors only lock from the INSIDE? Just me?
"I prefer to wear my clothes sequentially" 😂😂😂
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If you look closely, near the high window, there are boxes piled to the ceiling in the tub behind the cheap shower curtain.
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You can see their reflections on the window and the shower tiles.
Yep, well spotted. You can see them in the cheap shower curtain shot, as well.
Jesus, that makes this so much worse.
Great eye!
I love the implication that there is *less than* 1 employee per dollar store location because sometimes it really do feel that way
John Oliver recently did an excellent report on dollar stores and it was devastating.. I recommend watching it. Yes, there is often only one employee in the whole store.
I actually hope he ignores his grandchildren on a consistent basis, especially the granddaughters. It would be the best thing he could do for them.
hahahah, so true
That is brutal but true.
They probably avoid him from what I hear about the smell. And kids generally are wise about people who are obnoxious, self-centered, and creepy, though they are sometimes forced to interact if the horrid person is a relative. Especially a rich one. 😢
I can hear the jackals coming to tell you that's a coffin, not a casket. Lol.
We are building his, because of Corrections!
Genuine question: what’s the difference? I’m in the UK and we always say coffin. I honestly though ‘casket’ was just an American English thing.
@@clothilde1623a casket is just a rectangular box, where a coffin has that tapered bottom, wide shoulders-shape
@@clothilde1623There are several differences but the most visual difference is that coffins taper and caskets don't.
There are more boxes behind the curtain in the bathtub 🔍
Why is it that I can picture Seth's brother Josh as the 80s movie villain with the two collared shirts, calling people Gordo? 😂
I thought the same thing, he sounded so much like Poshy there!!!
Never change, Seth.
We all saw them loading those boxes on the plane. It was on the news. Why didn't the DOJ go there and search those boxes. Pathetic.
👴🏻🥃 IM A SPAMBOT TROLL MEGATRON ASTRO BOY EIGHT MAN ROBO GEEK
The ice cream callbacks *chef’s kiss*
I fear for Seth’s truce with the knitting community.
What did I miss?
Yes me too, clearly I've watched a lot (and by a lot, I mean all) of corrections if my 1st thought is "what will Patty think?" 🧶
Dropping all those stitches! 😱
Voodoo dolls
@@user-yn7yo1co3k 16:30
Seth and that paddleball 💀🤣💀
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The dollar tree joke is a sleeper. Most dollar trees literally have only one employee working most of the time.
I work at dollar general and we only ever have 2. No wonder thief is so high
There are two Dollar Generals within two miles of me on the same road and there’s another one being built about five miles away from them. There’s also a Dollar Tree less than half a mile from that new location. It’s amazing because we’re not a very big city.
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Huh. Wonder if it's because of local laws or dollar tree Canada, but I feel like I'm always tripping over dollar tree employees 😂
should have said "...affect a thousand employees."
Those additional boxes of documents will be found in one property or another when it's seized to pay his fines.
It's in the coffin, he buried his ex-wife's ashes.
They’re probably in the Kremlin, being used by Putin as a foot stool.
Yeah, I got busted taking a bunch of my office stuff home with me after I retired, too.
It was fine until my neighbors started complaining and turned me in.
But to my credit, I was the best darn mortician that county ever had!
CORRECTION: Seth, tissues are always left in the box. It's just that there's usually a decorative box covering up the cardboard box they come in
Pfft. You mean you don't make your servants unbox them and load them into custom designer $10,000 porcelain dispensers?
We have to save the furniture of our children.
Insane tangents are the Jackal's natural hunting grounds.
Please never stop doing the Rudy impression
Dollar Tree getting rid of branches is just a Spring prune. One wood think. Don't worry, I'll stick to my day job.
You always say "we're off and running" when you finish the monologue, but that's wrong. You're ON and SITTING.
Correction:"they're off!" Is said at the beginning of a race.
😂
Also, at the beginning of the show, you say "I hope you are doing well." If I were, I wouldn't watching YOU.
My question why do you want to keep classified information documents after you have left the job?
He knew he’d need money for lawyers and was going to sell them along with his grandkids
To sell to the highest bidder. I'd love to know what was in tucker carlson's suitcase when he recently went to russia.🤔
As trophies? The man is clearly a trophey man. Or as bagaining chips. Oh, and bragging rights. We have voice recordings of him bragging about it.
👴🏻🥃 DUH I DONT NO
@@paulyricca3881 best answer yet
Trump is only interested in his grandson if the child has a big campaign donation.
I felt so bad for the child. Trump was so stupid and selfish he could have scored some points by pretending to care about his grandson. Instead he displayed his true self SCUM!
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Which of the five countries does he want Barron to run???
@@user-oq2lo8ov9i Greenland.
Did he have grandsons??? I wouldn't know it.
Brilliant job, Seth.
En pointe!
And the impro weirdness during the montage of Trumpty Dumpty was absolutely fantastic ❤
7:14 Pretty sure there are boxes in the shower, too
Someone else pointed that out.
Yes it is completely full from floor to ceiling
TUHGFE
900 times a year? Woo-Hoo!! Finally, I'm above average!
😂😂😂
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Why do y'all keep uploading a closer look then the full monologue + a closer look a few hours later?
And the title is one headline.
That’s not always the case. They combine the monologue with what comes next on the show into a longer video, and in this case (and others recently) it’s happened to be A Closer Look. That’s all! 🙂
Missed a perfect Jacked Up Joe callback opportunity with that thermostat joke. You literally SAID "jacked up". Come on man, that's malarkey.
Mar a largo looks like a place Zorro would break into to, to free all the peasants.
Your Oregon accent transported me. Am I in Portland?
👴🏻🥃 DUH I DONT NO
CORRECTION: Chuck E. Cheese no longer has an animatronic character at their restaurants. RIP Munch’s Make-Believe Band.
I too watched last squeek tonight. ❤
Thanks so much Seth and Crew.
I watch these clips 2-3 times and laugh every time! You are so funny, Seth. But hey, do you and your brother have a podcast?
You may not be able to execute the Portland accent, Seth. But your Biden is PERFECTION! 🤩👌🏻
Except that dollar general is often the only place to shop in food deserts and low income neighborhoods. Just saying.
Messing with Jackals is one thing, messing with Younglins Tik Tok, that's bold, and you know who will win!
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@@paulyricca3881 The king is doing weird medicine stuff, the princess is MIA, now's the time to go nuts
I suspect a decent proportion of Jackals are also Tik Tok Younglins…
@@jkhbeattie👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOW OLD IS U 900?
As someone not affected (European here👋🏻) I’m genuinely looking forward to seeing how the youth of America reacts to your TicketyTock ban. Remember when BTS fans single-handedly derailed one of Trumpty’s stoopid ego-fests? Don’t mess with them!
I think they should investigate Merrick Garland. He obviously isn't on the right side of anything. He needs to be fired.
everybody seems to have forgotten merrick garland was the REPUBLICANS' top pick to replace scalia. that's the entire reason obama nominated him, the GOP said they would vote for him.
Maybe not, but his guy spoke well of Biden anyways.
@@ucantSQ Not in the report her didn't. That's the point. In the transcript he said Biden has a photographic understanding but in his report he says he has a poor memory. How can anyone make it make sense other than to say this guy didn't want to be attacked by maga so he had to lie about Biden and about stuff he had no knowledge of.
That's funny. I've never seen the final season of Lost, so in a way he's right. MIND IS BLOWN 🤯
Those boxes are definitely at Bedminster.
Vote 🗳️ people!
After November we will celebrate still work to be done get to the polls people same 80 mil
👴🏻🥃 VOTE FOR TRUMP IN 24 MAKE AMERICA BRING BACK SAXON ONLY EMPLOYMENT
@@chiguireespacialespecial👴🏻🥃 TRUMP IN 24 MAKE AMERICA BRING BACK SAXON ONLY EMPLOYMENT
9:50 Dammit Seth! You got me. I just pissed myself laughing... 🤣🤣🤣
Can you post a link to that 2 hour video? I wanna watch it.
Corrrection: The arson attack was not directly on the factory, it was on a pylon to remove power from the factory. Therefore no cars would have been lit on fire.
Never let the truth get in the way of a good joke.
remove diaper donnie from our collective memory, into the dustbin of history....... Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!
Lock Him Up!
Your use of both the words ‘diaper’ and ‘dustbin’ has me intrigued. American or Brit? 🤔
@@clothilde1623americano
Seth has the most expressive face.
👴🏻🥃U NEED A GIRL AND A JOB
👴🏻🥃IM A SPAMBOT TROLL MEGATRON ASTRO BOY EIGHT MAN ROBO GEEK
The portland accept was spot on
Why are you posting two videos and the second only has about 3 minutes of new material? Just wait and put it all together.
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As a Portland resident, I now retroactively have always talked like that.
“Unemployment at The RNC rises under Lara Trump…. Eric was so desperate for his love, he married the female version of his father.”
You’re welcome. 🙂
LOL, baby, LOL
I love how that guy just responds with "that's what's in the transcript/report" over and over.
i wonder if this guy could pass a donald trump acuity test, yes we dont call them inteligence tests in the UK, passing an accuity test, just means you are normal, ish, not super inteligent, can you touch your toes? yes! oh you must be an amaiznag athleact pesporse, bing bong bing fding fan fan whoosh.
Yes, he's trying to pretend it wasn't him who said it!
@@trishsoren3445 nah, it's more like 'obviously that's what I said, it's right there in the transcript'. Basically just highlighting the stupidity of the questions.
@@trishsoren3445 That's the correct way to answer questions like that. Saying yes isn't enough; you need to explain how it's already a fact established in evidence.
@@eric-.
Nope. He simply doesn't want to acknowledge that he made these statements.
However: he can't deny them, either - therefore the cheap cop out via "that's what's in the transcript".
He knows he got caught red-handed.
NO! he doesn't have to come out to eat, he has staff to deliver his food right there to the toilet.
Walton Goggins is chronically under-appreciated as an actor. I can't wait for "Fallout".
"Wait until you find out who makes the phones" has been my sole thought every time the tic tok ban is brought up.
Deja vu much. I just watched a separate Closer look upload and now it's in this one again. 🤔so nice I saw it twice.😊
If the Chinese ever see my sweet dance moves it’s all over for the US.
Shhhh ...
What do you think congress is trying to do?? It's not about banning Tik Tok, it's about keeping @Dingdong3696oyvey 's sweet dance moves classified
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They will beam tik tock from baloons!
Your dance moves aren't the problem, Dingdong. If you think they are, Dingdong, then you need to do more research but get someone to help you do the research! It's not always about you....
We, in Oregon, do not sound like Rudy. 😂
Oh Seth! You phncking kill me!!!😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
👴🏻🥃TRUMP IN 24 MAKE AMERICA LIVE IN LOG CABINS WITH DIRT FLOORS AGAIN
Thank Seth for enlightening humor!
I love the last part, Seth trying not to break really made it for me
The compilation near the end was one of the funniest bits on late night I've ever seen
Have you ever had a Trump Club Sandwich?
A trump sandwich consists of toasted white bread, with an orange glaze on the outside, it's full of baloney and spam, with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side. You can substitute the pickle for a small mushroom head for $130K.
I laughed so loud. Are you a comedian Deanne?
@@susanhauryski9368 RN.
😂😂😂
@susanhauryski9368 you're embarrassing yourself again, Leeanne/Sasha/"Susan"
That was absolutely brutal!
I’d rather have an ice cream eating president than a crazy uncle who shits his pants …🤪🤪
really appreciate the new uploads including the monologe AND Closer Look. Love that little chatty bit introducing the guests. Good choice team!
If only elastic paddleball were an Olympic sport. If only.
🎶 I got 900 insecurities and seth adds 1 🎵
I hope the biden ice cream clip eventually rivals the rudy face clip some day...
I fear the Rudy face pic might one day be replaced with the Biden-seeing-MTG-at-the-SOTU pic 😂
Oooooh, Hur. Not H.E.R. That makes a lot more sense.
More like Hurrrrrr 🤮 maybe?
Jameson helps me deal with hearing Trump in the news again too, Seth 🥃
Absolutely awesome montage! Watching Seth "keep himself busy" had me roaring. 🤣🤣🤣 I love this show! ❤❤💘
As a European I’d never even heard of Dollar Store, but trust me, that joke transcends borders.
The LGBTQ joke was great. Nice job writers...but it is time for a surprise inspection
100% would watch that Lost video. Please and thank you.
I have to ask. What staff member got to finally use their art degree to make that awesome courtroom sketch? 😂🤣🤣🤣
👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?
A+ knitting, Seth.
TUHGFE
4:50 it’s true, Seth wears the same shirts sequentially
TUHGFE
Seth Myers the only one to put podcasts to vinyl
CORRECTION: Almost every Chuck E. Cheese no longer has animitronics.
I had a friend who believed the Chinese were stealing our data through apps. He used a Huawai phone and didn't get the irony. 🙄😂
brilliant episode
I'll condense all my feelings from this vid into 3 words: Thank you, Seth. (Or, as I call you, "Seth.")
Whoa that's a nunty nuntneck in that pic Seth.
Where is the podcast outro?! Now I don’t know what to listen to after this!
Petition to bring the brand new podcast outro back!
CORRECTION: Rudy was placed in a coffin not a casket. A casket is rectangular in shape while a coffin it the one with the angled sides.
Good job graphics on the chuckecheese animation, you are superb
Why would Al Pacino be in Portland?
I honestly hadn't thought about the fact that all phones are made in China 😂
I wish that was an Oregon accent. #PortlandBaby
CORRECTION: Rudy is in a coffin in that picture, not a casket… graphics at it again!
(Caskets are rectangular, coffins have angles around the shoulders to be more body shaped)
I love how Seth knew that dollar tree doesn’t hire enough people for the job 😂
Well, at least one of his writers do. Now to determine which one?
Wow Seth, you have no mercy, i love it
Wintergreen mint are my favorite Tik-Toks.
🍗🍉🍔🥣🦅🌍📺🛏🛋🗣💤👗👚🚪⬅️DISS IS ABRAHAMATESS ROOM
Hi, Seth. I’d be proud to be called a jackal. I had my gallbladder removed because I had gallstones, they’re not passed. Kidney stones are passed. You saved my life, Seth Meyers.❤. Thank you
„The wheel is older than the the law“ is a nice one
IIRC he said the wheel is older than the wall.
I checked and you are correct. Which means that it was I, who coined a slogan for renegade bikers this morning. @@jb888888888
Trump- Yoseminites” Hur couldn’t recall bad memory problem?
Hilarious 😅
Chuck E. Cheese stopped using animatronics in 2015. Your friend John Oliver covered it on his show.
just fyi, there are definitely also boxes piled up behind the shower curtain. You can see them slightly above the curtain rod. Excellent Closer Look, though!
The paddleball made me spit out my wine. It was worth it.
OMG. I cried and my belly muscles hurt😂
Such a cool clip
Every so often Seth looks just like a Muppet™.