New Book Reveals Trump's Praise for Hitler
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- Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, March 12, then sizzles through a list of topics and fires sick burns at some deserving subjects, like beanbag chairs and the Las Vegas Sphere.
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New Book Reveals Trump's Praise for Hitler - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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The punchline "Come out with your pants up!" was just sitting there
You are a genius 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂
I love these extra-long monologues…you never know what second bit you’re gonna get when you click 😂
it takes the pain out of closer-look-less wednesdays
That Boeing joke was.....riveting
I thought it was nuts.
It was screwed!!!
The joke didn't really....take off...😮
Seth with a joke that doesn’t land is like a fine wine. A sophisticated taste.
He is in the closet and on the Epstein list
The sound of 1 person clapping.
Carson used to dance a little jig when a joke bombed.
Truely an acquired taste 🍷
Only thing worse than that joke at landing is a Boeing aircraft.
I think the Boeing joke may have gone over our heads. Unlike their planes.
You really landed that one!
good one
😅😅
Terrible joke. Allow me to show you the door...I think it's in someone's backyard.
it took me 3 mins, but i got there.
"There's no need to curse" did not get the laughs it deserved
I love how Seth responds when a joke doesn’t land! 😅😅😅 “On your way home…you’re gonna be like, Oh! Okayyyy.” Love that he can laugh at himself. 👏👏
They’ve done a 12 and under Survivor.
It’s called Lord of the Flies.
Lol that was just a creepy dudes book.
Never happened in real life
@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066Survivor isn’t real life either
@@alaingadbois2276 true
Damn good book
@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066look up Kid Nation
First time jackal here 🥳 It’s not called the Heimlich Maneuver any more. The procedure is called “abdominal thrusts”. Since 2006. Heimlich asked that The Red Criss stop calling it that because he didn’t agree with their updated guidelines. And yes, I am proud of myself 😊 Love you, Amber!
Okay, but now it just sounds kinkier.
Correction to the correction - "anymore" is a compound word and it's the Red "Cross" not Red "Criss".
Although, when Darren Criss is cross, he becomes the "Red Criss".
Now, go ahead and Heimlich deeeeez ice cream cones.
Bwa ha ha
BTW, what happened to the Amber Ruffin Show? I used to love to watch that. Lemme guess, we still have a constitutional amendment against having women on Late Night?
hes been dead for like 50 years
I loved how often you circled back to previous targets in Ya Burnt, building on the jokes. Excellent intro as well.
They did manage to build in some synergies between those jokes.
I luv it when Seth starts talking about tree frogs!!
I always hope that it will eventually lead to an Animal Flubs segment.
That Romney joke should have been saved for the Surprise Inspection.
And you know we all want to know who wrote it.
@@danbsports6760 I'm getting Scollins vibes from that one for some reason.
@@danyg4063not at all.
@@meganbarber3599 Yea, I don't know. It definitely doesn't sound like a Scollins joke, but for some reason, that's where my brain went.
I missed it.
I must admit the migrating tree frogs bit gets me every time. 😂
Correction: when administering CPR or other first aid, you do ask for consent. If verbal consent isn't possible (like if they're choking) the person can nod. If they appear to have lost consciousness you shout, tap their shoulder, and if no response, presume consent.
This many jokes not landing makes me think Seth hired the crew from Boeing.
Ouch!
I'm pretty sure if Seth had hired Boeing the punchlines would have landed in New Jersey.
Even if the plane is totally defective it still lands, one way or another.
This wasn’t funny either.
He and the writers might have screws loose.
That "Fudge/Pence" joke was so dang good!!
"darn that cheese-faced cat!"
👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?
@@joseph-zoramcbride4029👴🏻🥃. WUTS YOUR PROBLEM?
Seth’s delivery is absolutely ON point!!🤌
That totally screwed plane joke really got me. 🤣😂🤣
The second part really got me too....driving in my car part.
It's hard to land a plane joke without wheels
It requires the idea to be forthcoming that planes, indeed are screwed together.
I researched this once: they have to be taken apart during checks. The bigger the check, the more 'unscrewed' the plane gets and it looks like this one was a big one in which they stopped and went 'F'. Very literally not screwed together.
Of course, the layman level of the joke is 'what have we been flying in this whole time?!'
Very clever.
I understood the joke even though English is not my first language. That is so not often with jokes that play with words like that.
Oh my, my favorite 3 words in Late Night: Migrating Tree Frogs !!!😂
The man who robbed an adult stone was pointing his weapon at the employee, and he also had a gun! (Channeling my inner Scollins)
I'm NEVER going to learn about those tree frogs, am I?
That treefrog transition was top tier!
Real estate investors losing money is music to my ears. They are a major reason why the real estate market is the way that it is now.
how do I get in touch with this consultant that assist?
Thanks for the info . Found her website and it really impressive
13 straight minutes of comedic heat! Well done Seth.
CORRECTION: November 20 and 21 have the same astrological sign. It should have been 21 and 22 for that joke to work.
That long scenic walk to the migrating tree frogs intro got me.😂😂😂
As an Arkansan, that child labor law joke was no joke. My teen daughter had to quit numerous jobs because they expected her to do things like work 8 hour shifts until 2am on school nights. The abuse is egregious. A high school teacher I know says his poor students can't stay awake in class anymore because they're so tired from working late shifts on crummy, low pay jobs.
Wow, yeah Seth is really the best at this. He's seriously the only late-night guy who's clearly having fun the whole time!
I remember being sat down when I was 13 for the talk about the birds, the bees and the axolotls.
Super awkward.
Yeah, I remember that talk. When my dad started in on me I just made like an amoeba and split.
Did you axolotl questions?
I got saved by the Heimlich Maneuver 3 years ago.
I was reminded by this that I worked at a bakery before Dr. Heimlich's death in Cincinnati back in the day. He was a regular, and one day I got the balls to ask him to autograph an instructional poster. He did. Best thing ever. Really nice guy. Liked his tiny sweets... And yes, I always made really bad jokes about his bon bon orders.
fun fakt heimlich is the german word for secret and homey
I’m glad Heimlich was nice to you in these instances, but he was not actually a nice guy. He was probably thrilled to be asked for an autograph, bc he was an egomaniac who tried to slap his name on everything and promoted whatever it was whether it was medically sound or not.
After popularizing the Maneuver, when the CDC refused to get on board with his other theories, he left the country desperate for more fame, going as far as China and Ethiopia to try to “cure” Cancer and Aids patients by injecting them with Malaria. In fact his own son set out to discredit him because of how unethical he was. They did a Dollop about him (#95) if you want to hear more!
You don’t want Trump? Then VOTE BLUE!
I’m surprised the Mitt Romney joke passed a Surprise Inspection.
Seth should institute "Flash Surprise Inspections," where after a monologue joke bombs, Seth calls the writer live and asks him/her for an apology.
There was a bit LONG ago when a broccoli/ floret joke bombed during the monolog and Seth brought the writer onstage immediately to explain the joke.
Sponsored by Xbox but can't say the same about Bigfoot Collectors Club, available wherever you listen to Family Trips with the Meyers Bros and The Amber and Lacey, Lacey and Amber Show. And did you know that you can watch Family Trips wherever you find this comment?
Worked for me. Must be a generational thing.
@@AngryAuditor A Writer Explains a Joke is the next best thing to Suprise Inspection. I miss it.
I was smoking the ganja during this clip, I'm burnt. 🤓
0:48 spot-on Pence impression; Impression Camp was worth every penny
You guys like ice cream too?
Oh yeah, I light right up. 😂
What flavor?
Butter pecan is my fav!
@@jcoopes5604
Me too!😋
the "diminishing returns" joke was prety good
Your spelling and grammar aren't.
As a Utah resident, I approve the Mitt Romney birthday joke.
as a Massachusetts resident, I concur.
Thrift stores and buffets are all some people can afford
My wife was horrified by a noise in the kitchen but it was just me finally laughing at the Boeing screw joke.
I'm sorry for doubting you, Seth. Every time I think you & your writers couldn't possibly get any better or do anything better than your last incredible bit/piece, you prove me wrong, thankfully!!! You all are unbelievably amazing! Fantastic job here, thank you! Bravo... 👏👏👏 Impressive. Keep up the great job! Truly... Amazing!
Ahhhhh! Two balls no strikes!
😮...🤣🤣🤣....Cruz DOES look like Grandpa Munster! Too funny.🤣🤣🤣
Seth, funnier than hell!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Great monologue!
Ewen McGregor and James A. Caster?!?! Damn what a great show!
Acaster***
@@fionag5357 Yeah it's one of his jokes....
This guy invites me for dinner, first date. He calls me before the date to ask for my astrological sign. I canceled the date.
Now he knows your scorpio!!!😂😂😂
Correction it wasn't screws that were the problem, it was the bolts
Ok jackal... Save it for Monday.
Correcting correction, they're fasteners as a general term
@@ginadelsasso288😂😂😂
But they were/weren't "screwed" on🤔
@@ginadelsasso288 It's impossible not to read your reply in Seth's voice lol
Reply with more annoying office jargon. I’ll go first: stakeholders, will this scale, circle back…
Don't forget "pivot".
Leverage our assets.
Core competencies.
Synergy.
OMG, I’ve never worked in an office and when my sisters get together talking about work I have literally NO idea what they’re saying. It’s like a foreign language- and, yes, next commenter, stakeholder is one of those bloody words- do they just mean users?
Don't forget to take that 'high level view'.😂
I hope another comment might 'escalate' this excellent comment.
Back in the 70's bean bag chairs had a zipper on the bottom for hiding weed and hustler magazine in
oh yeah. I forgot to check it before I gave it to the Thrift Store.
Yeah, we millennials got em, we just use 'em for vapes and fetty
Correction: the Heimlich maneuver and CPR are used for completely different situations, and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation is no longer recommended.
Isn’t that because of COVID and HIV? They stopped doing mouth to around HIV times.
Seth’s burn on buffets made me laugh. So true. Last week I was staying at a resort and lined up at the buffet for lunch. As I was picking up a ladle to get some soup, the 6 yr old behind me sneezed directly on it. I decided on salad instead. 😜
Ewwww! 🤢
I saw a 6yo pickup a piece of pizza on the buffet with his dirty hands and change his mind and put it back😮😮😮
6:55 Correction - BEAN BAGS ARE THE EPITOME OF RELAXATION!!!
LEAVE THE BEAN BAGS ALONE!!!!!!!
👴🏻🥃 BEAN BAGS IS FOR MALE HIPSTERS IN WILLIAMSBURG BROOKLYN NY EATIN SEEDED BREAD AND $20 ALMOND COOKIES DAT WATT BEAN BAG IS FOR.
Happy Tuesday!!!
👨🏻🦰HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN
@@paulyricca3881what? No one is reporting on anything in Ireland. Everything ok over there?
@@ginadelsasso288👴🏻🥃 U BEEN IN YOUR BASEMENT TOO LONG WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE THERE WAR IN IRELAND 🇮🇪 UNDERGROUND FOR THE LAST YEARS . READ A NEWS ONCE AND A WHILE.
@@ginadelsasso288👴🏻🥃 YOURE WRONG DERE IS WAR OVER DERE WORST THAN ISRAEL. READ A NEWS PAPER.
@@stephaniebarrett4769👨🏻🦰HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN
Office jargon brought many memories to this retired grandmother.
Why does Seth find migrating tree frogs so ribbitting?
See what you did there?
1k 👍
This was a very funny, tight set. All killer, no filler!
Some people who shop at thrift stores aren't hipsters, they are poor. Seth's writers, ya burnt for being elistists!
Right? Who's got $75 to spend on ONE article of clothing?? 😵💫
Not sure if it's true for every Goodwill, but the ones around here have inflated prices. Other thrift stores are probably better for those pinching pennies.
There are soooo many ists btwn being thrift store poor and elite. Let’s call it being middlists
I thought he'd get a little backlash on this. Got a little butt hurt for a minute
And some of us really love the treasures found on the racks along with the price tag. ARC is one of my favorites to check out every month or so.
I wanted socks. Best freaking joke in ages! Kudos to the author.
Didn't have enough clips for a closer look? Ya burnt 🔥
Not Closer Look night..😊❤
I like a closer look. I don't pay attention, just get disappointed when there isn't one. Including weekends
@@willg3220 They are indeed some of his best stuff! Stay safe, jackal...
There is never A Closer Look on Tuesday.
I'd lay good money that Donnie refused to read Adolf's book until he was assured that it wasn't about pitching tents, making fires, and singalongs.
🤦♂️ that's not how you pronounce kampf
@@cleverusername9369the joke is that he would look at the word and think it's about camping.
@@cleverusername9369 The irony of the person who doesn't get the joke using the facepalm emoji...
Stop it! It was read TO him😂
I wonder if Mr. Poopy Pants Pee Pee Tape can even pitch a tent at his age, if you know what I mean, if you catch my drift, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Holy Cats!
I laughed so hard at the Ludlum comment I had to rewind to hear what I missed.
Since "heimlich" means "in secrecy" in german, that Warsaw joke hits home
Great to see James Acaster blowin up the American scene. I have been watching his hilarious antics on Mock the Week for years. His appearance on Taskmaster certainly was noteworthy, and of course, his infamous Bake Off experience will become telly history.
Isn't this the guy that started spamming the spammers?
@@rileyfuckingrifleno that’s Joe Lycett
It's fine if you've never been to a thrift store, but... screw you, Seth Meyers. Thrift stores are cool and clean. You don't need or love them, but some of us do. And Bigfoot is real.
Bean Bag chairs are great for small children to lounge around on and play on -- saves your actual furniture.
I thumbs up on this - not ONLY because I always love Seth Meyers’ great wit, but there were no commercial interruptions - unlike Jimmy Kimmel, where you can count on two or three commercials at least! I never thumbs up him - and I’ve unsubscribed him as well! Yer blazed, Jimmy Kimmel/CZcams!!🔥
CZcams ads those ads on Jimmy Kimmel because they understand it's popularity. Kimmel isn't to blame for the ads.
Business has a way of taking a simple question or statement and making it sound ridiculous.
"What are you asking for?" Becomes "what is the ask here?"
Meanwhile I sit there wondering where i went wrong in life...😑
OR DON’T!
👴🏻🥃ANOTHER BOILER MAKER!
Drop out a window? Even Wally knows that’s called “defenestration”. Give Wally the show. He’s the star.
That adult store was in my hometown, I'm so proud of it🎉
This feels like an entire Scollins episode.
Hitler’s book would have to be a coloring book with Crayola crayons otherwise Trump would have nothing to do with it.
It's the 1 book he's actually read through, 'cause someone, his dad, gave it to him. His dad was a hitler lover.
excited to see James Acaster!
The one office manerism i hate is when someone justs says "hi" in the chat client and doesn't elaborate until i respond. Because for some reason i have to be at my computer for them to ask a question in an asynchronous chatting program. And they got offended when i asked them to ask the question up front.
Nice work, Seth. Always making comical jokes, keep it up! 😂😁
Comical jokes, are you being redundant?
This is the first week in a long time that I finally know more than 1 guest!
I also feel like I'm the one left out of an inside joke when it comes to "famous" people. 😔
too easy...
I mean, I’d be way too embarrassed to proclaim that I am completely ignorant of modern culture, you shine bright, Starlight.
What a joke America has become! Biden criminally stole classified documents, proven fact! But its OK because he cooperated after he got caught, and because his memory is bad, we can't charge him. That's like catching a bank robber with the money, then cooperates with the police, and is a little mentally delinquent, you have to let him go! That's ridiculous!
Parenting can do that to people. I am not embarrassed because being up to date on celebrities is not a priority in my life. I spend more time outside than in front of the TV. I spend time with my kids and I know all of my neighbors names. I maintain ecosystems and can name over 250 flower species. I do shine bright like a diamond 😎🌞
11 from the UK 1am
👴🏻🥃I CANT BELIEVE IM SAYING THIS BUT THATS NOT A BAD IDEAL
Seth, i got a correction for you...the bed bug, in the graphic...its shirt is on backwards!! 🎉🎉🎉
Love the show
that's how you know Seth is a classy guy. he reads banned books.
Seth missed a "Ya Burnt" after the Bigfoot one.
As someone whos been into cryptozoology and specifically Bigfoot for 40+ years... that jab hurt... but was surprised we avoided a 'ya Burnt', so it doesnt count! Ha suck it Astrology.
@@NZBigfootya, don’t come for my cryptids!
"The password is 'fidelio'" got me
My bad....I always thought it was called the Heineken maneuver
i've been asking how do u get out of a beanbag chair
You don't GET out. You FALL out.
Coroner?
I think that Boeing joke almost bolted away from you.
I love that everyone still calls it 'Facebook.'
And I will NEVER call Twitter anything else. Or use it.
@@sherinameless1618 I have never had either, nor MySpace long ago...
7:25 Well I like bean bag chairs!
CORRECTIONS: There's no table game called 'Blackshap"
He said Black Chap. Because he’s a huge racist!
👨🏻🦰 HELP IRELAND BANISHED THE CROWN
In other news the Boebert family is going to work for Boeing.
Boeing says they are a perfect fit. The Boeberts are nuts and our bolts are missing nuts.
I got the "...totally screwed" joke right away. You're hilarious 😂
For some strange reason my sister and I have not been able to get channel 2 which would be Seth Meyers. Probably for seven years now. I used to get it, and then it disappeared. I know I can watch it on my tablet now… Thank goodness. Oh, my sister lives about five minutes away from me.
*CORRECTION:*
That bedbug's bowling shirt was on backwards.
l think it was too big too. *YUGE* like the bedbugs they have at Trump's Bedbugminster Golf Course/Ex-Wife Cemetary.
This monologue makes me want to disband the *Scollins Fan Club.*
“You know what? On the way home!” 😂
We were in Vegas for Halloween! We had a great view from our hotel and LOVED the jack-o lantern Sphere (and other stuff)! It is a great addition to the Vegas skyline!
A casual look into trump's family history is all you need. His father was in the waffen ss. Fred trump was freidrich Tottenkopff before he immigrated.
I’ve heard that the Chinese government owns 1% of TikTok’s Parent company, which is a ridiculous reason for banning it.
Thats not the issue, its the law that they must allow unrestricted access to their databases by the CCP.
They must allow unrestricted access of their databases to the CCP, its the law in china.
More jokes! More jokes! and more jokes! Howard Stern mentioned David Packman on his podcast, and David Packman’s listenership increased dramatically. Seth had an ice cream cone with Joe, and I think a lot of people finally realize this guy is comedy, gold!
I used to read the dictionary for fun. True story ~
Boeing is what happens when the Accountants are put in charge instead of the Engineers who used to run it.
and the Zodiac uses Cruz's likeness