CORRECTIONS Episode 106: Week of Monday, June 17

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  • Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like forgetting to name a writer during Surprise Inspection and clouds having nothing to do with turbulence.
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  • @TheThirdPrice
    @TheThirdPrice Před 7 dny +1670

    Why does it feel like corrections is gradually turning into an apple tv exclusive show about a crazy person who hallucinates being a talkshow host

    • @elcavezion
      @elcavezion Před 7 dny +18

      Could you imagine if Seth and Nathan fielder or John Wilson collaborated?

    • @Kalyse.
      @Kalyse. Před 6 dny +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @HalaMadrid713
      @HalaMadrid713 Před 6 dny +25

      I’d watch that show

    • @calumproctor981
      @calumproctor981 Před 6 dny +35

      "Wally, I'm ready for my close-up"

    • @EST84x
      @EST84x Před 6 dny +43

      The janitor sneaking into the studio after hours, sitting down in the hosts chair with no one watching.

  • @gianalfredo
    @gianalfredo Před 7 dny +795

    Seth going on break will ensure that the most messed up thing will happen at this week’s debate.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 6 dny +15

      Definitely

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před 6 dny +26

      OR! The Florida documents case will suddenly speed up-which no one sees coming- and he'll have to watch without a show to host as Florida convicts him again, and banishes him from the state (which, also no one saw coming, and again, while he has no public outlet to discuss the matter).

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 Před 6 dny +17

      I still don't think Trump will show up.

    • @marcopaulo5052
      @marcopaulo5052 Před 6 dny +16

      Bing bong.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Před 6 dny +11

      Something will happen that deserves jokes.

  • @charlesdias1094
    @charlesdias1094 Před 6 dny +132

    All that buildup for the T-Rex Skull. All the weeks Andy didn’t pick up. All of the Nicholas Cage impersonations led up to that one “NOOOO” and then he just hangs up on him. Love it

  • @yogachick1955
    @yogachick1955 Před 6 dny +156

    I'm so glad Corrections didn't stop at episode 100. I look forward to it every week

    • @PMac369
      @PMac369 Před 4 dny +2

      I mean did we think the show was suddenly going to be error-free?

  • @carmeldebertaut5736
    @carmeldebertaut5736 Před 7 dny +1007

    The way he just hangs up on Andy. 😂😂😂

    • @tckaminski
      @tckaminski Před 7 dny +12

      Then you are gonna need to watch Everybody is in LA. Mulvaney is savage.

    • @illygah
      @illygah Před 7 dny +3

      andy is tall. that's how he got this job.

    • @Levelistchampion
      @Levelistchampion Před 7 dny +30

      He hung up on Samberg when they talked about his stint as a guest host, and the perils of interviews.
      Andy said something like, "it's horrible because it's like a bad conversation at a party but you can't leave..."
      Rather than hear his friend out, Seth said "I don't really care about that" and unceremoniously hung up.

    • @JohnDough-yr2zt
      @JohnDough-yr2zt Před 7 dny +5

      He doesn’t want to pay overtime.

    • @SilkyC
      @SilkyC Před 6 dny +6

      I crack up every time!

  • @danielkanewske8473
    @danielkanewske8473 Před 7 dny +500

    I love that Seth interrupts Andy in his car, gives him random instructions for a Nick Cage skit, which he nails and then just hangs up on him mid laugh without saying goodbye!

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před 6 dny +39

      To be fair, though, he did laugh really hard 😂

    • @commaJim
      @commaJim Před 6 dny +14

      Nic* Put some respect on the man's name!!

    • @danielkanewske8473
      @danielkanewske8473 Před 6 dny +8

      @@commaJim Nicknames for Nicholas include Nick, Nicky, and Cole ... Come at me BRO!

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim Před 6 dny

      @@danielkanewske8473 *Nicnames

    • @chinkasuyaro8983
      @chinkasuyaro8983 Před 6 dny +13

      It's sweet that Seth respects Andy's time so much ;)-

  • @dh8939
    @dh8939 Před 6 dny +66

    The vault prop just to not open it is peak corrections humour

  • @danielleuhbelle
    @danielleuhbelle Před 6 dny +136

    I love Corrections so much it has the same energy as a tweaker alone in their bedroom doing a talk show for the shadow people - especially when Seth starts doing his crazy laugh

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Před 7 dny +411

    I love how he gave away who wrote the joke to all the faithful long-term audiences members.

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 Před 6 dny +21

      I would have guessed Brian or Ally.

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Před 6 dny +32

      Brian or Matt, before he revealed it

    • @andrewjohnson6716
      @andrewjohnson6716 Před 6 dny +41

      Hint: Who was it that used to have a dorky headshot and then suddenly had a new sexy headshot? If you've been paying attention, you'll know.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 6 dny +22

      @@andrewjohnson6716 But only if you believe that Seth is telling the truth. What if several of the writers got updated headshots before they did their comedy special in DC last weekend? ☺

    • @ucantSQ
      @ucantSQ Před 6 dny +23

      Of course it was Brian or Matt, but it lacked that dad-joke quality I expect from Brian. How did I become such a geek?

  • @JohnDough-yr2zt
    @JohnDough-yr2zt Před 7 dny +319

    This may be the best use of the Internet to date. I can’t believe we’re still doing this.

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před 6 dny +10

      Yes, you can. It's the best use of the internet, you said so yourself! 😄

    • @gracebaur3925
      @gracebaur3925 Před 6 dny +7

      ​@johnobrien2373 wow you really are a jackal aren't you 😂

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 Před 6 dny +3

      It truly is and I hope it never ends.

    • @JohnDough-yr2zt
      @JohnDough-yr2zt Před 5 dny

      @@gracebaur3925 an aspiration

    • @JohnDough-yr2zt
      @JohnDough-yr2zt Před 5 dny

      Thank you everyone. And I miss the Sea Captain.

  • @TheTerminalNinja
    @TheTerminalNinja Před 6 dny +93

    I think I’m a freak for how funny I find Celebrity Baby teeth? The way it cuts off, the weirdness, the unsettling delivery, the promise it keeps going, it’s all just so perfect and hilarious 😂

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 5 dny +1

      You can like what you like without shame. But you are obviously confused about what you are watching; perhaps you meant "Celebrity Bowling" or "Baby Shark". Or possibly "The Skin of Our Teeth" - that one was pretty good.

    • @muleorastromule3491
      @muleorastromule3491 Před 5 dny +3

      I hope it never ends.

    • @CAJim2
      @CAJim2 Před 5 dny +4

      It feels like one big joke that takes a very, very, very, very long time to get to the punchline, much like Norm MacDonald's famous super-long joke that he told on Conan.

    • @RosieRoseDesigner
      @RosieRoseDesigner Před 5 dny +3

      I love how he purposely does the delivery badly? He's so silly.

    • @globdrop
      @globdrop Před 4 dny +2

      I actually think it's one of the funnier parts of the whole segment lol

  • @ellynthealien
    @ellynthealien Před 6 dny +70

    This feels like it might be one of the most unhinged corrections episodes..
    And I loved it.

  • @SamanthaDiane
    @SamanthaDiane Před 7 dny +566

    Samberg actually picked up!! It's been such a long time. Well worth the wait!

    • @carrotmeringue
      @carrotmeringue Před 6 dny +10

      He probably thought it was about their podcast.

    • @theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320
      @theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320 Před 6 dny +1

      I'm sure they're all pre planned.

    • @0zzzzz
      @0zzzzz Před 6 dny +17

      ​@@theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320 Then you obviously have not been around these parts of the Internet for long, sir.

    • @mjbaldwin
      @mjbaldwin Před 6 dny +6

      @@theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320If you've been watching since the beginning, you would know they are not. Andy hasn't picked up on probably half of them

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse Před 6 dny +2

      @@0zzzzz👏💙🐾

  • @zeconster
    @zeconster Před 6 dny +255

    I saw the building collapse and thought "at least that means no Celebrity Baby Teeth this week". I was so naive.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 6 dny +19

      You know that you are in an abusive relationship when you think, "It looks like the end of the world. Well, at least I won't have to hear about baby teeth any more."

    • @gus.smedstad
      @gus.smedstad Před 5 dny +3

      Celebrity Baby Teeth truly ruins everything.

    • @baslerraindrop4158
      @baslerraindrop4158 Před 5 dny

      @sherinameless1618
      😆👍

    • @MattnUska
      @MattnUska Před 4 dny +1

      @@gus.smedstad celebrity baby teeth is the mushy spinach of comedy. It must be good for you since it stinks and it’s hard to consume.

    • @mistifa2908
      @mistifa2908 Před 23 hodinami

      Perfect response!

  • @malachiruddy3296
    @malachiruddy3296 Před 6 dny +40

    Correction. While clouds of horizontal development may be associated with smooth flying. Clouds of vertical development such as cumulus, towering cumulus and cumulonimbus clouds are associated with turbulence.

  • @MattnUska
    @MattnUska Před 6 dny +25

    Paraglider pilot here. Cumulus clouds are absolutely a sign of turbulence. They mark the top of rising air and the air inside a cumulus can be extremely turbulent.

  • @joet3935
    @joet3935 Před 7 dny +389

    Correction, those are bolts, not rivets.

    • @pollyester6627
      @pollyester6627 Před 7 dny +44

      Good call, hex bolts actually. Rivets are rounded and smooth, no flat edges.

    • @kaychan4507
      @kaychan4507 Před 7 dny +23

      ^^^ now this… we come for corrections and stay for the new knowledge. Thanks y’all!

    • @mikew3660
      @mikew3660 Před 7 dny +39

      and now I cant unsee that they are missing from the joint on the other side of his head.

    • @kuchikopi1653
      @kuchikopi1653 Před 6 dny +8

      @@mikew3660yup! That’s where those two unnecessary bolts came from

    • @FoCoPuffs
      @FoCoPuffs Před 6 dny +16

      The crossmembers are also welded so those are purely decorative.

  • @WhatsOn427
    @WhatsOn427 Před 7 dny +123

    My dad died on June 1st. It's been a tough month. For the last three Fridays, for at least these 15 minutes of Corrections a week, everything is okay. I don't have a correction I just wanted to say thanks.

  • @conj764
    @conj764 Před 6 dny +56

    Celebrity Baby Teeth is like a very slow-moving car crash that I just cannot look away from

  • @jennieaustin6010
    @jennieaustin6010 Před 6 dny +16

    Have officially binged all of the corrections episodes and I'm honored to be here. Thank you for creating this chaotic safe space.

  • @edwardblair4096
    @edwardblair4096 Před 7 dny +147

    You are getting all those baby teeth mixed up. That's like one if those funeral home scandals where people's ashes get mixed together.

    • @yeroca
      @yeroca Před 6 dny +6

      Why aren't the jackals complaining about the mixed up baby teeth!? Such a tragedy.

    • @syniron6670
      @syniron6670 Před 6 dny +1

      Yeah, I OCD there.

    • @kathleen109
      @kathleen109 Před 6 dny +6

      I was right there with you. Dakota Johnson's are now mixed in with Samuel L. Jackson's. I was twitching.

    • @PaulMcCannWebBuilder
      @PaulMcCannWebBuilder Před 6 dny +1

      Perhaps the staffer who has to put them back in their correct bags can use the video, instead of expensive and time consuming DNA testing.

    • @joebeane4412
      @joebeane4412 Před 6 dny +2

      I was wondering if maybe it's obvious to Seth which teeth are which? 🤔 Disturbing either way!

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před 7 dny +468

    Corrections is by far the highlight of the week.

    • @dohrk
      @dohrk Před 7 dny +4

      I agree completely.

    • @rayneweber5904
      @rayneweber5904 Před 7 dny +8

      Correction. It's the highlight of *your* week. Some of us have other stuff going on.

    • @illygah
      @illygah Před 7 dny +2

      it's the highlight of the light!

    • @JohnDough-yr2zt
      @JohnDough-yr2zt Před 7 dny +5

      The best thing to come from Covid. I can’t believe we’re still doing it!

    • @speculawyer
      @speculawyer Před 7 dny +4

      Surprise Inspection certainly won this week. That Scollins Grandpa joke!

  • @prenks23
    @prenks23 Před 6 dny +21

    Seth, no one suffers through Celebrity Baby Teeth. We suffer through hiatus. 🐾💙

  • @gilmour6754
    @gilmour6754 Před 6 dny +19

    Corrections is the best thing to come out of Late night tv since the golden years of Letterman and it's not even on TV haha. Way to go Seth.

  • @katekramer7679
    @katekramer7679 Před 7 dny +311

    In the future, can we get a Sea Captain Poll for people who aren't on Twitter?

    • @jess_ismore
      @jess_ismore Před 7 dny +64

      Don't worry, it's not on Twitter either 😂

    • @carolz5090
      @carolz5090 Před 7 dny +17

      @@jess_ismoreToo funny!!! Thanks for posting.

    • @jenn976
      @jenn976 Před 7 dny +2

      @@jess_ismoreAt least not yet.

    • @chriscomp20
      @chriscomp20 Před 7 dny +19

      CZcams has polls

    • @maksettava
      @maksettava Před 7 dny +1

      Yes!

  • @lilpsyche6971
    @lilpsyche6971 Před 7 dny +171

    Peak Andy Samberg cameo. Subverted my expectations that it wouldn't go through like usual

    • @Naryoril
      @Naryoril Před 6 dny +4

      The title card of this episode is "CORRECTIONS My Calls are Answered!", so it was clear the call was going through. Though I was hoping he was actually calling Nicholas Cage

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 6 dny

      Surpassed?

  • @shanalincoln7012
    @shanalincoln7012 Před 6 dny +11

    I love that Seth just hangs up on Andy. No "Thanks", no "love ya bye", just [END CALL]

  • @tomv5782
    @tomv5782 Před 6 dny +14

    Jackal on jackal correction: Clouds certainly can indicate turbulence. Cumulus and cumulonimbus are quite turbulent! Just ask William Rankin who was forced to parachute through one in 1959. Well, not ask. Read about. He doesn't answer questions anymore.

  • @nannerz1994
    @nannerz1994 Před 7 dny +95

    FINALLY THE RIVETS!! Thanks to the tighter shot we can see that they are actually bolts, they are hexagonal. 🔧
    But then the other two beams that cross have no fasteners whatsoever. That's the thing that's been bothering me for years.

    • @yeroca
      @yeroca Před 6 dny +5

      Yeah, I cop to noticing and wondering the same thing. My only conclusion is that it's direct evidence that the show must have been boring enough at some point to notice these kinds of details.

    • @MariaVosa
      @MariaVosa Před 6 dny +3

      I must applaud you Sir/Madam - you are the undisputed Jackal of 2024 for noting this!

    • @temporalcupcake4768
      @temporalcupcake4768 Před 6 dny +5

      If you look underneath, there appears to be an extra bit of something. I think it is a connection of two pieces to make it longer.

  • @joels5150
    @joels5150 Před 7 dny +185

    The feeling of the poor staffer who dragged the Vault out for this episode, only for Seth to ‘leave it there’. 😂

    • @dickweedstarchild
      @dickweedstarchild Před 6 dny

      Seth's pants were too tight for him to bend down and mess with that vault! 😂

    • @trinacogitating4532
      @trinacogitating4532 Před 6 dny +5

      And suddenly we're in a Roadrunner cartoon.

    • @PaulMcCannWebBuilder
      @PaulMcCannWebBuilder Před 6 dny +24

      Or the feeling of the staffer who has to check the DNA of all the teeth on the desk and get them back in their proper bags after Seth mixed them all up.

    • @pamelamanning99
      @pamelamanning99 Před 6 dny +3

      Safe probably made of cardboard

    • @Centomila
      @Centomila Před 6 dny +1

      I'm sure is full of teeth.

  • @dmccarty10
    @dmccarty10 Před 6 dny +6

    I’m pretty much in the camp that the entire show exists just to support this. I stand by it.

  • @Do_Odles
    @Do_Odles Před 6 dny +20

    As a Brit, I keep abreast of US news and politics via US late night shows on YT. I suffer with depression and Corrections is the one thing that can always bring a smile to my face, no matter how bad things are. Thank you

    • @LE-te9vx
      @LE-te9vx Před 6 dny +2

      Agreed, it always makes me laugh even when I'm feeling extra sad!

    • @muleorastromule3491
      @muleorastromule3491 Před 5 dny +2

      It's nice to know there are kindred spirits out there.

  • @adamadamadam321
    @adamadamadam321 Před 7 dny +160

    Dear Seth, I've kept this to myself for so long, but I wore a giant papier-mâché head and went as the McDonald's Moon Man for Halloween when I was in 1st grade in 1987. Enjoy the new anxiety of wondering when a picture will show up in your P.O. Box. Yours Truly, Adam

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp Před 7 dny +28

      10 points for spelling papier mâché correctly!
      (Coincidentally, a guy in my high school also was Mac Tonight who created an impressive papier mâché Mac Tonight head for Halloween 1987. His name was Marty but I heard he went into the Witness Protec... Oh. Ooops. 😬

    • @franciet99
      @franciet99 Před 7 dny +4

      😂😂😂

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před 6 dny +10

      That P.O. box must be bursting at this point! 😊

    • @trinacogitating4532
      @trinacogitating4532 Před 6 dny +3

      ​@@JillKnappHahahahaha

  • @jenswetter251
    @jenswetter251 Před 7 dny +194

    "Summer, right?" It took me 33 seconds 😮 until I burst into tears. Oh no! That means "see you when we see you ..." 😳😭😭

    • @devldesign
      @devldesign Před 7 dny +69

      Seth and the gang’ll be back in the studio on July 8. Next Corrections will be on July 11.

    • @totalt6600
      @totalt6600 Před 7 dny +4

      Agreed.

    • @Monica-ij8gp
      @Monica-ij8gp Před 6 dny +22

      Yeah, surprises are supposed to be good announcements 🥺

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 Před 6 dny +18

      😭😭😭
      This is when I go the youtube rabbit hole looking for things to fill the gap, but end up watching dashcam footage of bad drivers, and also videos of people trying to sneak seeds and meat products in to Australia in the early 2000’s. 😢

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 6 dny +15

      ​@stephen3 we just jackal on other people's shows, but at least Colbert will be expecting it now 164

  • @ZackMorrison
    @ZackMorrison Před 6 dny +9

    CORRECTION: Now I need to know what the croissant bit is... DON'T DENY US THE CROISSANT!

  • @anotherrainymonday820
    @anotherrainymonday820 Před 6 dny +5

    I always watch corrections twice back to back. First for the pure enjoyment of it. Second to appreciate Seth’s delivery and to watch his enjoyment in it.

  • @EricRodriguez248
    @EricRodriguez248 Před 7 dny +187

    I'm getting married tomorrow, and there's something extremely comforting about having this small part of my weekly routine to calm me down before the big day.
    You all are great. My favorite little corner of the Internet, by far. ❤
    Thank you for putting this on, Seth!

    • @scarletspidernz
      @scarletspidernz Před 7 dny +2

      Congratulations!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 7 dny +14

      Congratulations! Wishing you much joy, and no gifts of Celebrity Baby Teeth.

    • @ellicel
      @ellicel Před 6 dny +5

      Congratulations! 🎉 An Andy cameo for your big day is surely a sign that all will be well!!

    • @AnnieThyme
      @AnnieThyme Před 6 dny +1

      Congratulations! Have a great day!🎉

    • @clarewillison9379
      @clarewillison9379 Před 6 dny +2

      Felicitations!!! 💖🎉💖 Wishing you a fine and fabulous life together xx 🐾 xx

  • @andyt5833
    @andyt5833 Před 6 dny +60

    I love that the calling Samberg bit works if he answers or not. Of course always better when he does.

  • @rjpittman4510
    @rjpittman4510 Před dnem +3

    I love the way he calls Andy to have him do an impression for him and then just hangs up without saying bye or thanks

  • @EricMichaelManuel
    @EricMichaelManuel Před 6 dny +21

    I love the implication that we can't just click on the end of the video for the surprise and instead have to watch celebrity baby teeth. 🦷🧚

  • @jgray2718
    @jgray2718 Před 7 dny +68

    Samberg cameos are gold and his Nic Cage is incredible.

  • @kraekennedy
    @kraekennedy Před 7 dny +138

    Seriously, Corrections makes laugh so hard week after week. I am laughing out loud, while saying, "So dumb it is funny." I feel so sorry for anyone finding Corrections for the first time. They have to be so lost, while wondering what the rest of us are smoking, when posting how hilarious we think Corrections is. CORRECTIONS FOR PRESIDENT!😂

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před 6 dny +4

      I doubt that. I think the newbies are going back to the beginning and binging. I get a lot of alerts about people commenting on my comments from months ago, and initially find it strange that someone likes something I said 4 or 5 months ago. (Full disclosure, not all are bangers; not trying to brag here).

    • @kyzmit8980
      @kyzmit8980 Před 6 dny

      ​@johnobrien2373 Did you not rewatch all shows and their corresponding episodes, in order, before the 100th episode?

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před 6 dny

      @@kyzmit8980 OK, solid point!

  • @bluejayxcoast
    @bluejayxcoast Před 6 dny +20

    “Correction” from a bystander jackal worried for you after MugGate: saying the first 10 people to reply with the correct writer’s name get a signed headshot could be considered a contest…
    - signed a non-lawyer but current employee that had to meet with the company’s legal team about social media contest and sweepstake rules

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 6 dny +1

      But Seth has the perfect defense: "I was lying about there being headshot giveaways, a poll, and even a writer; a reasonable person would know that I was lying because I lie to the Jackals all the time."

    • @bluejayxcoast
      @bluejayxcoast Před 5 dny +1

      @@sherinameless1618 lol fr seth is about to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss himself out of this one

    • @DR12377
      @DR12377 Před 5 dny

      ​@@sherinameless1618and then he lied at the end about Larry David to really hammer home he's a liar. 👍

  • @solarmaker
    @solarmaker Před 6 dny +9

    Hey Seth, can your next end credits stinger just be you dropping a handful of celebrity baby teeth onto your desk like you're spilling pearls while you keep a dead eyed stare directly into the camera? That'll really sell it I think.

  • @sandhillfarmer1
    @sandhillfarmer1 Před 7 dny +92

    “They haven’t worn top hats in dressage since 2021” wow what an egregious anachronism - and I mean that both sincerely and sarcastically at the same time

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 6 dny +3

      Oh crap i wasn't paying attention, was it that recently?!

    • @demitasse22
      @demitasse22 Před 6 dny +2

      *Competitive* dressage

    • @DR12377
      @DR12377 Před 5 dny

      If I ever meet Seth, I hope that's on my shirt.

  • @alwayzaqt523
    @alwayzaqt523 Před 7 dny +113

    Thank you for letting us know who wrote the first surprise inspections joke! All the fans know for sure now! I don’t want his headshot though.

    • @devldesign
      @devldesign Před 7 dny +1

      You can send that sexy new Bryan Donaldson headshot my way then. Preferably not AI generated, though.

    • @MsTurtledick
      @MsTurtledick Před 6 dny

      It was definitely Brian

    • @nicholasgold9021
      @nicholasgold9021 Před 6 dny +5

      "I don’t want his headshot though." Right? Who wants that? Especially because it would involve revealing your address to Seth.

  • @traceyholt8223
    @traceyholt8223 Před 6 dny +9

    Love the way Seth just hangs up on Andy without saying Goodbye.

  • @jtofgc
    @jtofgc Před 5 dny +6

    If you say there's going to be a surprise and then there's not a surprise, there's still a surprise.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 5 dny +1

      But if we knew that Seth was lying the whole time, there is no surprise, only concern for Seth's soul. And if we then remember Homer Simpson saying: "Marge, it takes two to lie; one to lie and one to listen," we are then worried about our own soul.

  • @Cloudwalker22
    @Cloudwalker22 Před 7 dny +126

    Seth doesn't make mistakes because he does corrections.

    • @illygah
      @illygah Před 7 dny

      this is the best comment so far. it's an oxymoron.

    • @JohnDough-yr2zt
      @JohnDough-yr2zt Před 7 dny

      He’s not really like, personally funny, but he has good writers and friends, and he is a professional. This is the good shyt

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Před 5 dny

      ​@@JohnDough-yr2zt
      I think he is & he's *pretty witty*, too... which is part of why I think he's hilarious. He's brilliant & really knows his business - the funny business, lol - inside & out. You can tell when he's off script & improvising as something comes to him during the bit. He's definitely got a quick wit & I really appreciate that. Just sayin', definitely not arguing, lol. Just "thinking out loud" here, heh. ☺️

  • @UnionParkPlumbing
    @UnionParkPlumbing Před 7 dny +27

    Correct: Those are NOT rivets, they are bolts. Rivets have rounded heads because they are smashed together while super hot and soft and then harden as they cool so they cannot be "unscrewed".

  • @snacking5908
    @snacking5908 Před 6 dny +7

    The guy who made the statement about clouds not causing turbulence just pulled that right out his rear end 😂

  • @alexandermorgan2561
    @alexandermorgan2561 Před 6 dny +7

    Keep those teeth coming, Mr. Meyers. Don't let anyone break your stride. Live your best life.

  • @noahkarpinski1824
    @noahkarpinski1824 Před 7 dny +48

    The Sea Captain might be gone, but his poll still remains

  • @TonyLewis-er6yt
    @TonyLewis-er6yt Před 7 dny +57

    OMG the Andy Samberg bit. I can't remember the last time I laughed till there were tears in my eyes. Corrections is the best part of my week!

    • @patrickr135
      @patrickr135 Před 6 dny

      i knew he would yell but i still scared the crap out of my cat.

  • @martyyu
    @martyyu Před 6 dny +5

    On Wednesday, I saw Josh Meyers at Costco. I wanted to say hello but he looked at me with a panic in his eyes like, "I'm not my brother, you jackal! Leave me alone!" So I walked on and got a case of condensed milk.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 6 dny +4

      You should have gone up to him and thanked him for his sound governance of California.

  • @ryanbanish4240
    @ryanbanish4240 Před 6 dny +4

    Corrections is something I look forward to every week. It's the best Non Sequitor nonsense on the internet. Not just CZcams but the internet. Thank you for your time every week making these.

  • @user-fq7us3il6e
    @user-fq7us3il6e Před 7 dny +28

    I came to the show with my mom this week, and we had a blast. I also got tickets to another NBC show I won't name that she wanted to see and we both enjoyed your show so much more. Thanks to you, your writers and crew for the highlight of our NYC experience ❤ Signed, you're friendly neighborhood Jackal

  • @bertcano
    @bertcano Před 7 dny +67

    Yayyy my punch card correction was used! 😂

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx Před 7 dny +14

      Just don't use it as a conversation starter on date night. "Hey, so there's this joke about an Epstein punch card- where you going?"

    • @bertcano
      @bertcano Před 7 dny +5

      @@davidknightx 🤣

    • @CheapFlashyLoris
      @CheapFlashyLoris Před 7 dny +5

      CORRECTION: Your correction is flawed; Store loyalty punch cards would either use a stamp, sticker, or specially-patterned punch tool that is not widely available (otherwise, anybody could just punch/poke out holes themselves to get the reward without the purchases).

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 6 dny

      Which would still be a punch card, if it were a special shape....​@@CheapFlashyLoris

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 6 dny +2

      ​@@CheapFlashyLoris I mean it looks like the card has been punched by getting shot with a gun. Not the graphics department's finest moment (or is it?)

  • @cobrasys
    @cobrasys Před 6 dny +2

    I'm calling it now: *this* episode is the one you guys should submit to next year's Emmy.

  • @TheSinfulKnight
    @TheSinfulKnight Před 6 dny +2

    Corrections is keeping my crippling depression at bay. Thank you for keeping this show Seth.

  • @RKOtheMic
    @RKOtheMic Před 7 dny +48

    I dunno if any two people have ever made me laugh as much as Samberg and Seth. God I love this show.

  • @carmeldebertaut5736
    @carmeldebertaut5736 Před 7 dny +57

    Every Thursday I go to Seth's CZcams at 9: 27 pm Pacific time and refresh for 3 minutes. I know it doesn't come on until 9:30 pm but that does not stop me. There is something very wrong with me.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 6 dny +6

      Lucky you. Those of us on the East coast, where the show happens, don't see it until midnight or 1:00, so those of us who have to work have to either be insomniacs or scroll through 3,000 comments the next morning

  • @jodyjm13
    @jodyjm13 Před 6 dny +4

    Celebrity Baby Teeth ought to win all the Emmys. *All* of them.

  • @Tom_Tom_Klondike
    @Tom_Tom_Klondike Před 5 dny +2

    "Are you ready for the surprise....there isn't one."😂

    • @jsimikian
      @jsimikian Před 5 dny

      I literally muttered “yeah we all know” when he said that 😂

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 5 dny

      ​@@jsimikianso you weren't even surprised by the lack of surprises?

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 Před 7 dny +61

    Wasn't expecting the Nicholas Cage impression via Andy Samberg FaceTime cameo. 😄

    • @scarletspidernz
      @scarletspidernz Před 7 dny +1

      Was expecting Nic Cage to show up 😅

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 6 dny +3

      NOBODY ecpects the Nicholas Cage impression via Andy Samberg facetime cameo...quisition!!!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 6 dny

      @@dielaughing73 His chief weapon is answering the phone, and the ability to go along with Seth's craziness. His chief weaponry includes . . .

  • @squee222
    @squee222 Před 7 dny +24

    Seth's dry humour is something special. I wish there was more of a market for dry humour in the US.

    • @TVFilmFriends
      @TVFilmFriends Před 6 dny

      And Wet Humor? Too much has been going on in kids tv of that...

    • @lennylyons777
      @lennylyons777 Před 6 dny +1

      Like the dry wedding, dry humor should be kept to a minimum

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 6 dny +2

      Canada Dry is good too, if you like ginger ale.

    • @allietheeditor
      @allietheeditor Před 5 dny +1

      The absurdity reminds me of 90s Conan

  • @CaseySatterfield-ct9bn
    @CaseySatterfield-ct9bn Před 6 dny +6

    There's a Scandinavian tradition where parents toss their children's baby teeth into a hearth or firepit in order to get Loki to protect the kid. I would recommend Mads Mikkelsen's baby teeth.

    • @IAmFJ1
      @IAmFJ1 Před 6 dny

      How weird of Loki to accept or demand a gift like that.

    • @julialeegrif7905
      @julialeegrif7905 Před 6 dny

      …and Mads’ teeth would be charred, right?

  • @LivinMyJeffLife
    @LivinMyJeffLife Před 6 dny +4

    I Hope that "See Me When You See Me" isn't the Final Words of CORRECTIONS😭

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl Před 6 dny +2

      Corrections will return on July 11.

    • @LivinMyJeffLife
      @LivinMyJeffLife Před 6 dny +1

      @@razzledazzyl Thank You! I would've been one devastated jackal😭🦊

  • @microfoneman
    @microfoneman Před 7 dny +27

    the emotional roller coaster of the surprise-no-surprise journey.

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 Před 7 dny +40

    SAMBERG! It's been so long since he made an appearance on Corrections.

  • @thermosflex
    @thermosflex Před 6 dny +4

    How has the cicada emergence come and gone without reference to the "Cicada/Cicada" musical?

  • @StephenSepulveda
    @StephenSepulveda Před 6 dny +3

    Please don’t ever change the ending of the closer look it scared the crap out of my daughter and made me laugh so hard every time when Seth is just sitting there smiling and then goes for that slow scare it’s hilarious

  • @darrensmith5997
    @darrensmith5997 Před 6 dny +22

    As an Australian I can say the accent is definitely better when Seth does it out the side of his mouth. It's still terrible but it's better

    • @yesican4458
      @yesican4458 Před 6 dny +1

      As a fellow aussie i agree. Its the worst, but that tweaked it to a bit better

    • @margaritakmp
      @margaritakmp Před 6 dny +1

      It still just sounds so English? Like Nigel Thornberry somehow

    • @shrapo
      @shrapo Před 5 dny

      It’s frustrating cause the British accent for the dressage bit was soo good!
      It’s so frustrating how poor his Aussie accent is!

  • @leilaniaileenlove
    @leilaniaileenlove Před 7 dny +30

    So fkn cool that Andy answers his phone to do Seth's bidding 😆😆😆

  • @huffore
    @huffore Před 6 dny +2

    Another comedy gold gem. Thank you Mr. Meyers for this, and thank you Jackels.❤❤😂❤❤

  • @cploss8533
    @cploss8533 Před 6 dny +1

    I love Seth Meyers and his team!! I'm going to miss them while they're on break!! 😞

  • @mr.honeycomb
    @mr.honeycomb Před 7 dny +26

    The real surprise was the celebrity baby teeth we made along the way...

  • @FreeFree-ur4zq
    @FreeFree-ur4zq Před 7 dny +17

    It's not like I ever forget how funny Andy's Cage impression is, but it's always nice to be reminded 😍

  • @hurdygurdyguy1
    @hurdygurdyguy1 Před 6 dny +3

    The end of this week's corrections (Seth just staring at the camera) reminds me of a cartoon by R Crumb...Crumb comes on in the first frame, "Hi, folks!"...next frame, "I, uh...hmmm." and for the next dozen frames just stares at the reader, looks around, gives a Bronx cheer, looks around .... and that's it! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Swimavidly
    @Swimavidly Před 6 dny +2

    Hats off to Samberg. That impression was hilarious.

  • @Adahop
    @Adahop Před 6 dny +13

    I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ASKED ABOUT THE RIVETS THEY'VE BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR YEARS. 😍

  • @danneb92
    @danneb92 Před 7 dny +20

    I just want to thank you Seth and the entire staff of the Late Night Show for this segment. Your entire show and especially corrections have made my depression period a whole lot more bearable and helps with providing solace and hope for the future
    Thank you again, much love from Sweden

  • @jsauce8669
    @jsauce8669 Před 6 dny +1

    Dang Andy’s Nic Cage is so brilliant 😂

  • @trevorrobinson5384
    @trevorrobinson5384 Před 11 hodinami

    Sitting in front of my tv to watch possibly my first network-aired version of Late Night with Seth Meyers. Very excited. I have watched every official online minute including corrections in order, but have not watched Late Night on tv faithfully since the Letterman days. What fun! God I miss human unity. Alas.

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl Před 7 dny +79

    Previously on Celebrity Baby Teeth 🤩👶🦷 . . .
    Pages 1-5 (of 100): Welcome back to Late Night. You know we like to do a lot of different types of comedy on this show. Often we do segments that we want you to think about. Sometimes we do segments you don’t have to think about. But then, every once in a while, we’ll do a segment that you probably shouldn’t think about. Our next segment is one you should almost certainly not think about too much. Please put your hands together for Celebrity Baby Teeth. Oh. Look who’s still here. Interesting. The fact that you’ve decided to stick around for a segment titled ‘Celebrity Baby Teeth,’ might tell you something about yourself. Well, let’s proceed. First up. Let’s take a look at this lovely set of baby teeth that belonged to none other than actor Jude Law. Wow. Just look at these perfect baby teeth. They were once inside Jude Law’s mouth. Now, you’re undoubtedly wondering, ‘Why are we looking at Jude Law’s baby teeth? What reaction am I supposed to be having to seeing celebrity baby teeth?’ How did Seth get Jude Law’s teeth anyway? These are things that, in all honesty, you probably shouldn’t think about. Instead, just look at more celebrity baby teeth. You’ve seen her in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ Now, take a look at Dakota Johnson’s 50 baby teeth. 50 baby teeth, you ask, isn’t that way too many baby teeth? Those are questions you don’t want to ask. You’re likely also wondering if Dakota Johnson knows her baby teeth are currently being displayed on television - And you’re wondering if perhaps it’s not the normal, upstanding person I’ve presented myself as for decades in the public eye, but rather an avid collector of celebrity baby teeth. Again, it’s probably best not to dwell on these questions, as they’ll likely only make you feel uncomfortable and a little upset. Instead, why not enjoy looking at Samuel L. Jackson’s baby teeth? Oh, look. This one came with a little Kangol on it. Just kidding. It didn’t come like that. We added it to the tooth. Cute, right? At this point, you might be wondering why you, the viewer, are still watching Celebrity Baby Teeth. Or perhaps you’re asking yourself just how deep this twisted rabbit hole goes. Don’t try to answer those questions. Instead, answer this one. Can you guess whose baby teeth these are? If you, for some reason, guessed British power couple David and Victoria Beckham, then you are correct . . .

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl Před 7 dny +21

      Page 5 (continued)
      . . . And look, I made these into little bracelets I sometimes tie on my wrist and wear around the house. Now before you ask,
      Page 6
      ‘Seth are you sure everything is okay with you? Are you sure you don’t need some help?’ Just shh! Shh! Shh. Shh. Alright, let’s move on to . . . Oh, no, this is not good. This is not good at all. It appears as though we’re all out of celebrity baby teeth. Guess I’ll have to go to the vault. ‘Oh, Jesus, the vault?’ you think to yourself. Well, like with most of what you’ve seen today, you probably shouldn’t . . .

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 7 dny +6

      Are we sure that everything is okay with Seth. It sure seems like Celeb Baby Teeth is a cry for help. Could this upcoming hiatus be for rehab of some sort?

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl Před 7 dny +2

      @@sherinameless1618’Spare me your euphemisms. It’s Fat Baby Teeth Camp for Daddy’s chubby little secret.’

    • @josiechung7929
      @josiechung7929 Před 7 dny +13

      The most important thing I've taken away from Celebrity Baby Teeth so far was that baby Dakota Johnson had way more than the normal 20 baby teeth. Thus my new current theory is she took the Madame Web movie role to convince us that Dakota with spider-powers was ludicrous... in order to throw us off to the fact that she regenerates teeth because she has shark-powers.

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl Před 7 dny +12

      @@josiechung7929 Are you suggesting that Don Johnson had an affair with a she-shark while filming the final season of Miami Vice? Because I’m now convinced that Don Johnson had an affair with a she-shark while filming the final season of Miami Vice.

  • @garycpriestley
    @garycpriestley Před 7 dny +20

    Damn, he had me with the prank Larry David walk-on....

    • @Kitty8791
      @Kitty8791 Před 7 dny +7

      Remember when he had the celebrity cut-outs, I thought he was gonna do a call-back to that & have an LD cut-out. 😅

  • @Lethgar_Smith
    @Lethgar_Smith Před 6 dny +1

    Love the surprise at the end. That was awesome!

  • @sarahkoch7694
    @sarahkoch7694 Před 6 dny +1

    I never tire of your inventiveness. I, for one, am willing to follow "celebrity baby teeth" -- or anything else you choose to throw at us -- to the very end. Carry on, Mr. Meyers.

  • @Edsdad
    @Edsdad Před 7 dny +32

    Celebrity baby teeth is punishment for the jackals behavior.

    • @noscrubs-dm2hd
      @noscrubs-dm2hd Před 7 dny +5

      This i would believe

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Před 6 dny +3

      Not even Jackals deserve that

    • @Symphing12
      @Symphing12 Před 6 dny +1

      Have the jackals been sending Mac Tonight stuff?

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 6 dny +1

      Remember, CBT started after Seth's "cliff hanger" ended with half his audience believing him when he said Corrections had ended, and not coming back. Seth had hoped we'd all go away, but we didn't, so this is his new plan to make us disappear. Won't work, though.

    • @Symphing12
      @Symphing12 Před 6 dny

      @@sherinameless1618 I think we should send him the baby teeth of Mac Tonight…wait I think someone already did

  • @ogrebattlewarsong
    @ogrebattlewarsong Před 7 dny +17

    The hang up is the best.
    I see what you did. The Lonely Island podcast was just to get him to pickup during Corrections. Clever. Well done.

    • @ogrebattlewarsong
      @ogrebattlewarsong Před 7 dny +4

      1. Why does Dakota Johnson have so many baby teeth? 2. Please get Larry David. Call him. Cold. It'll be funny.

  • @francesbigelow4060
    @francesbigelow4060 Před 6 dny +1

    I was in the studio audience yesterday. First of all, I'd like to be clear that it was an AMAZING experience. Everybody was warm and welcoming, and the show was so much fun. I'm so happy I went; I'd recommend it to anybody. That being said, there was a moment in your pre-show spiel that I noticed and couldn't let go uncorrected. You joked that your children don't watch your show because they prefer Kimmel, and that you have to "record it every morning so they can watch it every night." I assume that you meant vice versa; since Kimmel is on at 11:35pm, recording his show in the morning and watching it at night wouldn't really be possible or make sense. Again, the show was an absolute blast, but since the online jackals didn't get to see that flub, I figure it's my duty to point it out. ❤

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl Před 6 dny +2

      The Jack-call is coming from inside the building!

    • @michaelimmel2926
      @michaelimmel2926 Před 4 dny

      Doesn't Kimmel broadcast from LA when it is morning in NY?

  • @jsimikian
    @jsimikian Před 5 dny +1

    I would pay so much money to watch Larry David even sit through having corrections briefly explained to him. He would absolutely hate it 😂

  • @timstram
    @timstram Před 7 dny +10

    I work third shift 3 days a week. Thursday Friday and Saturday. This is by far the main reason I look forward to my first overnight of the week

  • @purrbugaloo
    @purrbugaloo Před 7 dny +60

    Every week I forget celebrity baby teeth is a thing and every week I scream "Nooooooo!!!" when it starts.
    Also when Seth said "See me when you see me" I said "NOOOOOO!!" All I can hope for is no celebrity teeth when they get back.

    • @squee599
      @squee599 Před 6 dny +2

      You'll be begging for more celebrity baby teeth before the break is over and you know it!

    • @NORWAYORNOWAY
      @NORWAYORNOWAY Před 4 dny

      On the bright side, we have all those animal flubs to re-watch.....

  • @user-fb2lh6yc8z
    @user-fb2lh6yc8z Před 2 dny +1

    Not ANOTHER week off. You’re killing me!

  • @kilgoretully
    @kilgoretully Před 5 dny +1

    Corrections is always good for a slow, Saturday morning, I'm-hung-over-but-have-time-to-nurse-it-with-a-joint wake-up. You know, when it actually hurts to laugh but you know you need it. This might be my favorite episode ever. I invite the theologians to debate if the episode is actually that good, because a kind Dionysus knew I had a rough week, or Seth knows his exact audience and I only just sank into the true, dank sweet spot.

  • @kathywiseman7944
    @kathywiseman7944 Před 7 dny +8

    It's good to have Andy back and answering his phone. ❤️

  • @hamsmcham3238
    @hamsmcham3238 Před 7 dny +12

    Then he just hangs up on him!! What a good friend

  • @tartra
    @tartra Před 6 dny +1

    I absolutely love that Samberg answered after all of those rings, and still got hung up on

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Před 6 dny +1

    I literally said "Oh Jesus" when Seth mentioned the vault. He must be psychic.