Fox News Says Biden's on Drugs as Trump White House Drug Scandal Grows: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Republicans insisting that Biden is on drugs after his strong performance at the State of the Union address, despite the fact that Trump is the one whose White House had a very real drug scandal that keeps getting worse.
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  • @wideawake5630
    @wideawake5630 Před 2 měsíci +1103

    Criticizing someone for eating ice cream is what you do when that person is above reproach.

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 Před 2 měsíci

      You're not wrong.
      They must be digging in the mud for news material. Rather pitiful.

    • @AgusSkywalker
      @AgusSkywalker Před 2 měsíci

      Ok, republicans being idiots doesn't mean that there is nothing to criticize "Genocide Joe" for. F Trump and F Biden!

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 Před 2 měsíci

      These are the grownup versions of the teenagers that surrounded my very sick teenage boy at a cinema when I went to the toilet. Why? He was carrying a bear.
      Despicable people.
      They've got no idea what my son had faced and would face and what a lovely person he is. Just like those mongrels can't put anything on Biden because he is blameless. So they pick on something so innocuous as icecream. For shame.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Před 2 měsíci +50

      Exactly!😂☺️👍💙🇺🇲🕊

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 Před 2 měsíci +107

      They made fun of him for riding a bicycle before...
      Apparently The President isn't allowed to, you know, live, like a Human.

  • @teacupsandpolish
    @teacupsandpolish Před 2 měsíci +575

    My mother actually has dementia and I'm actually kind of offended that they would so casually throw around a diagnosis of such a horrible disease. I would not wish it on anyone.

    • @savanekemoli
      @savanekemoli Před 2 měsíci +75

      Right! The people who use Dementia and Alzheimer's as a punchline or joke, usually know NOTHING about it!

    • @Hotshot3334
      @Hotshot3334 Před 2 měsíci +47

      Best of luck to you and your mother. My grandmother had dementia and her final days in the hospital were nightmarish for the family, even worse so for her I imagine. And it was a long, sad decline before then.
      Hope you have a better experience and that this serious, terrible disease becomes treatable sooner than later.

    • @Sirius39170
      @Sirius39170 Před 2 měsíci +16

      I'm glad you're taking care of your mother, and that she isn't running for the presidency.

    • @judithmura495
      @judithmura495 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Sirius39170 Can't take RAPIST from what tRump IS!!

    • @blowc1612
      @blowc1612 Před 2 měsíci +30

      You should start a class action suit against Fox. The way they throw it around I bet it is hurting so many people

  • @kimhaas7586
    @kimhaas7586 Před měsícem +28

    That was a classic closer look. I couldn’t stop laughing.

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno Před měsícem

      That lil smirk from Seth right at the end - yep, nailed it

  • @marilynnspikes6720
    @marilynnspikes6720 Před měsícem +19

    Gotta love Seth Meyers....he is hilarious..thanks for the chuckles

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Před 2 měsíci +581

    It's called Projection. It's what narcissists do whenever they are called out for bad behavior.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 2 měsíci +12

      And the solution to stopping that is usually an emergency Knee to Groinectimy

    • @bwilly4503
      @bwilly4503 Před 2 měsíci +13

      Yes, others always did it!
      (Never them!)
      Lol!

    • @Garnet20
      @Garnet20 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Yes agree

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@bwilly4503Um, WTH are you trying to say? Lol

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 Před měsícem +8

      Right on cue, they come out with the “Biden on drugs bit”
      They have some good fiction writers over there…

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před 2 měsíci +2481

    Don't ever forget, with Trump, every accusation is actually a confession.

    • @Garnet20
      @Garnet20 Před 2 měsíci +55

      Yup 💯

    • @jimmyboard
      @jimmyboard Před 2 měsíci

      In the psychology world it's called projection and Republicans do it all the time.

    • @halkael2317
      @halkael2317 Před 2 měsíci +42

      Only if you’re considering the proof from what he’s said and done in the past 🙄
      (Some people wont accept the video evidence)

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Před 2 měsíci +85

      It's called projection

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Před 2 měsíci

      Trump has no ability to self-reflect, so he just projects.

  • @Truthseeker-sd2ho
    @Truthseeker-sd2ho Před měsícem +66

    So love you Seth!!! Thanks for keeping us sane through laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MemoryPallas
    @MemoryPallas Před měsícem +8

    Ronny Chieng nailed Jesse Watters when he described him as looking like "A guy who carries around a pack of roofies, just in case."

  • @robert6007
    @robert6007 Před 2 měsíci +304

    You know who doesn't light up for ice cream? Psychopaths!

    • @marktully7755
      @marktully7755 Před 2 měsíci +13

      ...and republicans...oops, same thing...

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Meanwhile, Kilmeade was in the break room swallowing a banana whole.

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 Před 2 měsíci +4

      So when in a conversation with a Republican't ask them what their favourite flavor of ice cream is. They will tell you. Just let that sink in.

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman Před 2 měsíci +4

      Going to find somebody to test this theory by offering ice cream to Greg Abbott (with the caveat that it can't be Blue Bell, because he gets excited about that one due to the listeria content).

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 Před 2 měsíci +3

      That is a fact.

  • @commonsense571
    @commonsense571 Před 2 měsíci +233

    We ALL scream for ice cream. 🙄

    • @mrsplanetmaster9
      @mrsplanetmaster9 Před 2 měsíci +8

      INDEED

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Someone should have reminded Jesse of that favorite refrain. And I know there are pictures of him eating, GASP, ice cream, because I've seen them.

    • @daisydy5741
      @daisydy5741 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Spumoni is my favorite

    • @JKB-ji6xl
      @JKB-ji6xl Před měsícem

      Maga is screaming for dictatorship.

    • @PrincessOPD_Utah
      @PrincessOPD_Utah Před měsícem

      Yas 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

  • @Techydad
    @Techydad Před měsícem +52

    The right has also said that a grown man licking an ice cream cone is "creepy." And it's not "he was licking it in a creepy manner," but they think that it's creepy for ANY man to have an ice cream cone.
    All that did was want me to get an ice cream cone. 😁🍦

    • @yohei72
      @yohei72 Před měsícem +1

      If I remember correctly, the head of the GW Bush White House’s bioethics commission once wrote in an opinion piece about how grown men eating ice cream cones in public was a sign of cultural decadence.

    • @BoltRM
      @BoltRM Před měsícem

      ​@@yohei72How so?

    • @MachinecoMachines
      @MachinecoMachines Před měsícem +1

      @@yohei72 So0und more like Chairman Mao's declaims of American Decadence.... cuz his audience, poor repressed peasants had O ice cream" !

    • @vickyabramowitz2885
      @vickyabramowitz2885 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@MachinecoMachines The same was said during Soviet rule about chewing gum. Gum was not for sale in the USSR.

    • @littlelou050
      @littlelou050 Před měsícem

      they also said that biden drinking from a straw wasn't "masculine" 😅

  • @nickschulke3611
    @nickschulke3611 Před měsícem +174

    We need to start using "Jacked up Joe" as a chant, the way they used Lets Go Brandon at NASCAR.

    • @christacongdon4898
      @christacongdon4898 Před měsícem +10

      THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING!!!
      but I got no love.
      HOPE YOU CAN DO A BETTER JOB.
      ❤️🤍💙💙💙

    • @larhondaodomph.d.4614
      @larhondaodomph.d.4614 Před měsícem

      Trump is as dumb as box of rocks.

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 Před měsícem +10

      Hey, not all NASCAR fans/attendees are Trumpers

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 Před měsícem +9

      At his campaign rallies we should start chanting “WE’RE JACKED UP JOE!

    • @EastSider48215
      @EastSider48215 Před měsícem +8

      And merch! I really want Biden coffee mugs with “jacked up Joe” on them.

  • @RHCole
    @RHCole Před 2 měsíci +437

    Every accusation is a confession.

    • @WendyKatsi1
      @WendyKatsi1 Před 2 měsíci +9

      More projection!

    • @sbwan
      @sbwan Před 2 měsíci

      I'm still wondering why no one in the media followed up on Trump saying Joe was a Manchurian Candidate. This accusation is most definitely a confession but they just ignored it.

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Yes projection

    • @christacongdon4898
      @christacongdon4898 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Projection and confession

    • @itcouldbelupus2842
      @itcouldbelupus2842 Před 2 měsíci

      Conservatives are cowards and hypocrites.

  • @artiecon97
    @artiecon97 Před 2 měsíci +514

    If Hannity thinks Biden’s SOTU Address was “bitter” he must have never seen a Trump speech.

    • @MichaelKrinsky-hx1vu
      @MichaelKrinsky-hx1vu Před 2 měsíci +70

      ....Hannity thinks?...

    • @only1muppet
      @only1muppet Před 2 měsíci

      Earlier I saw a bunch of maga morons complaining about how Biden’s speech was unprofessional and it shouldn’t be political. I had to ask a few of did they never see Trump’s sotu and did they miss the last 100 years of sotu speech’s, they’re all political 😂

    • @brycestephens1055
      @brycestephens1055 Před měsícem

      DT FN GOP dont care about Facts Truth or Logic. all they care about is Power to Misinform & Exploit 99% of Americans.

    • @ajrh82
      @ajrh82 Před měsícem

      Simple rule that MAGA republicans accuse others of what they are most guilty of. If you ever wonder what they are up to, just listen to what they accuse their opponents. They’re laughably transparent

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Před měsícem +34

      @@MichaelKrinsky-hx1vu Whatever Trump and Putin tell him to.

  • @Rippleedd
    @Rippleedd Před měsícem +13

    Greens costume and Bidens reaction is priceless

  • @totalbiscuit4758
    @totalbiscuit4758 Před měsícem +60

    Who doesn't like ice cream?! What a jerk.

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Před měsícem +8

      I am lactose intolerant! I STILL ADORE THE THOUGHT OF ICE CREAM!

    • @Sandy-du4ev
      @Sandy-du4ev Před měsícem

      How about nutty ice cream called Dumbo Don?

  • @biekgiek
    @biekgiek Před 2 měsíci +757

    The right-wing making an issue of President Biden eating ice cream is so reminiscent of brown mustard and a tan suit.

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 Před 2 měsíci +24

      What's funny is I had the same conversation with a colleague at work today.

    • @ninetendopesaitama2107
      @ninetendopesaitama2107 Před 2 měsíci +26

      Never forget the mustard. ;) ☮️

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Před 2 měsíci +49

      At least with Obama they mixed it up. One week it was brown mustard, the next tan suit, the next mom jeans. With Biden they always go back to just ice cream.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Před 2 měsíci +32

      From Business Insider, July 1, 2019:
      "Trump told US Weekly in 2010 that [Cherry-vanilla] was his favorite ice cream flavor, and it was featured on the menu for his inauguration celebration dinner years later."
      "When Time profiled life at the White House shortly after Trump took office, the magazine reported Trump got 'two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else.'"

    • @mikejankowski6321
      @mikejankowski6321 Před 2 měsíci +15

      Brown mustard, then ketchup, now ice cream. Everybody needs some signature item.

  • @jennifergee9353
    @jennifergee9353 Před 2 měsíci +288

    I'm going to be seriously disappointed if Ben and Jerry's does not put out an ice cream called Jacked Up Joe

    • @dianedenham5259
      @dianedenham5259 Před 2 měsíci +30

      Omg, great idea !!👍👍👍

    • @largelingerie
      @largelingerie Před 2 měsíci +12

      Yes!!!

    • @only1muppet
      @only1muppet Před 2 měsíci +6

      Hell yeah 😂
      Unfortunately I think they’d be worried about getting cancelled

    • @RayasNegroOvejas
      @RayasNegroOvejas Před 2 měsíci

      haven't been cancelled by so many for taking Putin's narrative in the war in Ukraine, saying all is NATO's fault, and that Ukraine shouldn't get any aid@@only1muppet

    • @donnawestbrook8992
      @donnawestbrook8992 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Hilarious. Such a silly remark. The joe part could be coffee, but should I eveb ask what ingredient is Jacked up?

  • @jonroesler8155
    @jonroesler8155 Před měsícem +9

    Maybe we should have dementia monitors outside Baskin-Robbins, Dairy Queens, those places in the malls, grocery stores, convenience stores... OMG!! GET THOSE PEOPLE DIAGNOSED AND GET THEM SOME CARE, AND PRONTO!!

  • @Rohinthas
    @Rohinthas Před měsícem +25

    Honestly, that Podcast ad really works as a bit! Gives me a big laugh while still reminding me of its existence!

  • @Mallykins
    @Mallykins Před 2 měsíci +627

    If I had to work in the White House with Dump as president I’d be on drugs too.

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Well, you'd have to to be in the cool kids club seems like😂😂

    • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
      @ywoulduchoosetousethis Před 2 měsíci +21

      U would have to be to work amongst the deluded.

    • @redsable6119
      @redsable6119 Před 2 měsíci

      If you worked in Trumps WH chances are you were on drugs.

    • @Mallykins
      @Mallykins Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@susanfanning9480 at this point… it’s looking like it’s a good thing I’m not.

    • @carollollol
      @carollollol Před 2 měsíci +21

      If i had to work with Dump in any way, I'd get myself fired.

  • @old-fashionedcoughypot
    @old-fashionedcoughypot Před 2 měsíci +544

    "No one had drugs like our administration! Many people are saying so! We had uppers and we had downers and things to put some lead in your pencil! Big strong men would come up to me... tears running down their faces saying; 'Sir! lt's so nice you are offering these drugs for free for us! Much better than having to get them legally!' Believe me!"

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Před 2 měsíci +31

      😆😆😆

    • @pmoore4529
      @pmoore4529 Před 2 měsíci +29

      😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @up2itru
      @up2itru Před 2 měsíci

      ​What lie after lie? Do they not know a lie when they hear one after they admitted knowing the OJ Messiah was behind the BIG LIE that lost the multimillion dollar lawsuit? And now the lie is doing the eye on our REAL PRESIDENT?

    • @tomgalido
      @tomgalido Před 2 měsíci +44

      A very high man, extremely high, came up to me and said “Sir… you get people so high.. thank you and God bless”

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před 2 měsíci +15

      They took a couple uppers they downed a couple downers but nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

  • @elizabethfox6051
    @elizabethfox6051 Před měsícem +19

    I love how Seth can make fun of himself and makes it even funnier 😂

  • @mamacat321
    @mamacat321 Před měsícem +8

    With them, the lead needs to be "this week in 'every accusation is a confession'......"

  • @surrealistgirlx
    @surrealistgirlx Před 2 měsíci +612

    Joe looks at MTG like a grandfather pretending to be afraid of a child's Halloween costume.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Před 2 měsíci +159

    These are the same people who listen to Trump rambling on about toilets and windmills and think “Hmmm. This guy is pretty sharp.” Also, Rudy questioning anybody’s mental capacity is beyond laughable.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Před 2 měsíci

      No, they don’t, they’re just gaslighting. They keep it up until the weak minded are convinced.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Před měsícem +2

      Henceforth, Rudy Giuliani shall be known as Dunning Kruger.

    • @melt4769
      @melt4769 Před měsícem +1

      💯

    • @kaydeedid
      @kaydeedid Před měsícem

      Windmills rainbows and toilets? 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Right.. that trump derangement syndrome is a real head twister. Wow... Windmills.. 🤣😂😂😂🤣😭⁉️
      🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @gmwillow
    @gmwillow Před měsícem +18

    The new podcast ending from Corrections made me laugh incredibly hard. So cranky! ;)

  • @DJWHITE_
    @DJWHITE_ Před 2 měsíci +207

    🤔 Jacked Up Joe or Dumbed Down Donald? You tell me!

    • @shirinhashemi1
      @shirinhashemi1 Před 2 měsíci +17

      Jacked up Joe 💯🎯💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊

    • @eukaryote-prime
      @eukaryote-prime Před 2 měsíci

      Apparently you can cure dementia with amphetamines? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @IrishSetter01
      @IrishSetter01 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Dude, I hope embraces it !!

    • @donnawestbrook8992
      @donnawestbrook8992 Před měsícem +4

      I think he wasn't ever very bright, so how is that dumbed down?

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před měsícem +7

      DEMENTIA-Don

  • @RogueShadows
    @RogueShadows Před měsícem +619

    _"Do you know who lights up for ice cream?"_
    ...anyone with a soul?

    • @Techydad
      @Techydad Před měsícem +48

      The right is trying to claim that it's "unmanly" and creepy to be eating an ice cream cone. That just makes me want to get a big ice cream cone!

    • @Dachusblot
      @Dachusblot Před měsícem +26

      So, not Jesse Watters then. That checks out.

    • @baxtronx5972
      @baxtronx5972 Před měsícem

      ​@@Techydad"Unmanly"? JFC, the Right must be having some really hard core man on man sex.

    • @howlingwolf317
      @howlingwolf317 Před měsícem +20

      Seriously, I'd be replacing Trump's diet coke button in the oval office with an ice cream button if I were in Joe's shoes.

    • @dahn57
      @dahn57 Před měsícem

      It's why the Right don't get why people like ice cream, they are soulless slime

  • @dojofilter
    @dojofilter Před měsícem +5

    Loved the new plug for Family Trips at end 🤣. Got me, I'm in

  • @tanadarko6991
    @tanadarko6991 Před měsícem +4

    Every time the little plug at the end makes me laugh

  • @Ria-xl7kz
    @Ria-xl7kz Před 2 měsíci +154

    Fox trying to cancel ice cream. Wow.

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Dairy Queen CEO will not ve thrilled.

    • @reviseandrise
      @reviseandrise Před 2 měsíci

      Only rum raisin

    • @rasmie8858
      @rasmie8858 Před 2 měsíci +4

      You can't be surprised about this. They are the same people who tried to cancel mustard on hotdogs

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 Před 2 měsíci +4

      They like to see people unhappy not happy

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Před měsícem +5

      @@rasmie8858 "They are the same people who tried to cancel mustard on hotdogs" - And they tried to cancel M&Ms because the green M&M just "isn't sexy anymore".

  • @biggrayalien4791
    @biggrayalien4791 Před měsícem +92

    Insinuating that adults aren't allowed to "light up" over ice cream is the same mentality that thinks happiness is something you need to "grow out" of.

    • @yohei72
      @yohei72 Před měsícem +5

      Possibly, but in this case, the explanation is simpler: they’re just saying whatever suits their purposes at the moment. I don’t think there’s any more of a philosophy behind it than that.

    • @4yerears
      @4yerears Před měsícem

      Jesse Waters is even more of an idiot than Trump

  • @kailey9049
    @kailey9049 Před měsícem +4

    There's always been something comforting to me about "We hope you listen, we hope you like it, we'll see you soon." But simply "Or DON'T..." now that's gorgeous.

  • @blacknorthwind93
    @blacknorthwind93 Před měsícem +6

    Thank you Seth for making me laught so hard, I really needed it.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 měsíci +1005

    Fox News will conveniently ignore Trump’s adderall sniffles.

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 Před 2 měsíci +103

      Or how he cant stand still, cant stop sweating, grips the podium like its a life ring and he's lost at sea....

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 Před 2 měsíci +65

      If it's just adderall. And then there is Junior.

    • @TreyYork1
      @TreyYork1 Před 2 měsíci +35

      Did they at least report on his helicopter pilot smuggling coke in Trump’s helicopter?

    • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
      @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 Před 2 měsíci +36

      And his gaffes and when he completely loses the ability to speak

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 Před 2 měsíci +36

      Cripes, I'm surprised Tucker hasn't tried to spin those sniffs as proof that Diaper Don spends quality time with Don Jr.

  • @JamesSmith-gc9kk
    @JamesSmith-gc9kk Před 2 měsíci +1365

    Rudy saying someone else has a mental illness is incredibly stupid and hilarious

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 Před 2 měsíci +31

      Remember when he said "google Hillary Clinton illness?"

    • @yvonnelewis4888
      @yvonnelewis4888 Před 2 měsíci +43

      The height of hypocrisy!

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Před 2 měsíci +41

      No self awareness at all.☺️☺️☺️☺️👍💙🇺🇲🕊

    • @petepierre6458
      @petepierre6458 Před 2 měsíci +50

      Just pay your defamation fines, Rudy.

    • @laurenmalone8335
      @laurenmalone8335 Před 2 měsíci +32

      Remember when a video surfaced of Rudy in a deposition and he tells his lawyer that he has two watches on the same wrist, Pepperidge farm remembers

  • @tomf3335
    @tomf3335 Před měsícem +9

    We all love ice cream. That is why there is an entire section for it at the grocery store.

  • @philipmarinello8802
    @philipmarinello8802 Před měsícem +1

    One of the best final punchlines in recent memory!

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 Před 2 měsíci +1637

    I say to Joe Biden that if Fox News keeps insisting you're on drugs, you're doing something right.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Před 2 měsíci +54

      Fox out here selling pills their boys at big pharma don't have 😂

    • @shadowqueen1701
      @shadowqueen1701 Před 2 měsíci +39

      Perhaps he could sue Fox and Rudi.

    • @Robotj992
      @Robotj992 Před 2 měsíci

      Nah, suing is that p*ssy don the con's thing.@@shadowqueen1701

    • @Garnet20
      @Garnet20 Před 2 měsíci +17

      Yes 😂

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Před 2 měsíci +71

      “Jacked up Joe being ‘bitterly’ partisan” - Hannity. What a doosh

  • @actualkarenokboomer3158
    @actualkarenokboomer3158 Před 2 měsíci +200

    There is nothing more nauseating that that Sing Songy monotone of Trumps.

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch Před 2 měsíci +11

      MTG is giving him a run for the 'money' lol

    • @cybercop0083
      @cybercop0083 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Hold on. Which one is it? Sing-Songy or monotonous? They are pretty much mutually exclusive

    • @sandralamphier9433
      @sandralamphier9433 Před 2 měsíci +14

      I’ve gotten to the point where hearing Empty g or mango Mussolini’s voice makes me 🙉! 😬🤮🤪

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 Před 2 měsíci

      That raspy, oozing cadence makes me instantly angry when I hear it now. Even in Seths show I just skip any parts where Dump talks, because I can't god damn stand it. It will not be soon enough no one has to hear this asshole ever again.

    • @a35362
      @a35362 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Actually for me it is his sexy, confidential whispering that drives me up a tree. Please stop! Eurgh!

  • @tabularasa
    @tabularasa Před měsícem +2

    Love the final "jacked up joe" reference ☕😂

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 Před 2 měsíci +205

    Every accusation is a confession. 💯. Every time.

    • @tlouiseallen9302
      @tlouiseallen9302 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Every time 🙌🏼

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 Před 2 měsíci +6

      They're incredibly predictable.

    • @michaelsouto3595
      @michaelsouto3595 Před 2 měsíci

      Nancy Pelosi and the WHOLE democratic party spent OVER eight years making accusations that they could never prove. They sure made a whole bunch of confessions.

    • @kenirving5268
      @kenirving5268 Před měsícem +1

      I tried to give you multiple thumbs up. It didn't work.

  • @lauravalle3766
    @lauravalle3766 Před 2 měsíci +147

    Is it just me, or is Seth getting better and funnier as the years pass? 🏆💛

  •  Před měsícem +4

    you could design a conceal carry cone holster too

  • @user-eh8kj5fn8u
    @user-eh8kj5fn8u Před měsícem +1

    Seth's look at the end w/ podcast placard
    & then
    Or Don't
    😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤩

  • @knitnonymous
    @knitnonymous Před 2 měsíci +116

    Who doesn't like ice cream??? I don't see how that's supposed to be this big "gotcha '

    • @michaeldougherty6036
      @michaeldougherty6036 Před 2 měsíci

      He's also has stated in his show that real men don't use straws, or eat soup. The guy is an absolute joyless cretin. Perfect for FOX News.

    • @yugandali
      @yugandali Před 2 měsíci +8

      Well, today he may be eating ice cream, but that’s just a gateway, next he’ll appear in a tan suit!

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před měsícem +4

      That's because you're looking for some kind of logic in their arguments. That's not how they work

    • @dahn57
      @dahn57 Před měsícem

      All they do it try to project their hatred onto those dumb enough to watch, so they hate the target too.
      They literally attack Biden for doing things that Rump does, even when Biden didn't actually do it!
      There's no logic or reason there, they just try to brainwash their viewers with hatred

  • @jharris3267
    @jharris3267 Před 2 měsíci +190

    He did hit out of the park.I enjoyed the speech. Glad he talked about women’s rights and called out Scotus.

    • @schradog01
      @schradog01 Před měsícem +1

      Who's Lincoln Riley?

    • @schradog01
      @schradog01 Před měsícem +1

      Who's Lincoln Riley?

    • @MrDukeSilverr
      @MrDukeSilverr Před měsícem +10

      @@schradog01”oh no he said a name wrong, now everything else he said is invalid” that’s you, that’s what you sound like

    • @RtimusCFrog
      @RtimusCFrog Před měsícem

      @@schradog01 When you start caring about American men doing the same thing… come and talk to me. Do you know how many women are killed every month by past or present intimate partner? The average is 70! So, where is the outrage? That doesn’t count the women killed by men they don’t know.

    • @SusanBarrow
      @SusanBarrow Před měsícem +6

      He did what I used to wish Obama would do in his speeches - call out the haters, confront them with their own lies. He was Jacked up Joe alright

  • @MeatStew232
    @MeatStew232 Před měsícem +3

    I tried to call your ice cream holster hotline. It's a sham.
    Also, it should be called a coldline.
    Do better, Seth.

  • @JKB-ji6xl
    @JKB-ji6xl Před měsícem

    Love you Seth!

  • @merrygangemi
    @merrygangemi Před 2 měsíci +141

    You do make all this insanity much easier to bear! Thanks Seth!

    • @tlouiseallen9302
      @tlouiseallen9302 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Exactly 🙌🏼

    • @thefarworld
      @thefarworld Před 2 měsíci

      He is part of it. He is complicit in the Palestinian Holocaust. He helped whitewash the image of modern day Nazis.

  • @eponymousIme
    @eponymousIme Před 2 měsíci +267

    LOL! "I would say the first sign of dementia is going in for a doctor's appointment and thinking _you're_ the one interviewing the doctor."

    • @victormendoza871
      @victormendoza871 Před měsícem +2

      Nobody over 65 has any business doing anything of that status anymore

    • @JuliusGalacki
      @JuliusGalacki Před měsícem

      Fox news is obviously propagandistic, as is MSNBC, CNN and corporate News in general. That said, it is also obvious that Biden clearly exhibits cognitive issues except whenever he has a big national event like a presidential debate or State of the Union. That's why there is speculation they put him on Adderall or other stimulant that they can't keep him on long-term. One can't prove it but it's logical.

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Před měsícem +1

      😂😅😂

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Před měsícem +1

      @@victormendoza871 >>Nobody over 65 has any business doing anything of that status anymore

  • @towzone
    @towzone Před měsícem

    I scream,
    You scream,
    We all scream
    For icecream!!!

  • @stevestephens8925
    @stevestephens8925 Před měsícem +44

    'jacked up joe' is much better than 'dirty diaper don'

    • @Corpsman01
      @Corpsman01 Před měsícem +2

      Love the alliteration…well done.

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Před měsícem +1

      I MUCH PREFER "jacked-up" to s--t also!

    • @jannivannibell
      @jannivannibell Před 21 dnem

      "My butt's been wiped!"
      - actual quote from joe biden 😂

  • @roarmalf
    @roarmalf Před 2 měsíci +106

    When you think about it, "or don't" is the single greatest promo of all time

    • @savfo7527
      @savfo7527 Před 2 měsíci +10

      With the face too! Chef’s kiss

    • @spa-peggymeatballs4861
      @spa-peggymeatballs4861 Před 2 měsíci +7

      I very much appreciate it and am about 54% more likely to check it out after Seth decided to be rude about it.
      But for real I’ve been meaning to listen to an episode. I just added it to my list.. soo… I guess it worked?

    • @Heterogeneity
      @Heterogeneity Před 2 měsíci +9

      I have been waiting for this all weekend. I enjoyed it every bit as much as I expected. Wrap me up in that sullen sarcasm and call me Jackalled Up Joe.

    • @squishyshelli
      @squishyshelli Před 2 měsíci +2

      I love it so much 😂

  • @juliepardo7767
    @juliepardo7767 Před 2 měsíci +74

    Every time I watched a Don Jr. or Kimberly Guilfoyle speech, I was always left wondering what they were on? A White House 24hr pharmacy, who knew? Jr. and Kim's personal candy store. I still conjure up Guilfoyle's Republican national convention speech for a good laugh.

    • @dianne8936
      @dianne8936 Před 2 měsíci +6

      I remember when Kimberly Gargoyle used to be somewhat normal.🤷 Gavin, when you run for President, it's gonna be hard, to explain her!😏🤘

    • @BEEFSERPENT
      @BEEFSERPENT Před 2 měsíci

      lolwut

    • @GoetiaTV
      @GoetiaTV Před měsícem +2

      I bet “THE BEST… IS YET…. TO COME!” was her thinking about the fentanyl that was waiting just off stage.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Před měsícem +2

      >>I still conjure up Guilfoyle's Republican national convention speech for a good laugh.

  • @MissDesco
    @MissDesco Před měsícem

    The cone holster?! Ill take 5 🤣🤣🤣

  • @katerusso4891
    @katerusso4891 Před měsícem

    Thanks for the laughs Seth!

  • @MaryLopez-em3rc
    @MaryLopez-em3rc Před 2 měsíci +129

    Ronny Jackson should go to prison and lose his pension for making the White House a pill mill.

    • @daveg-Vancouver_Island
      @daveg-Vancouver_Island Před měsícem +13

      Definitely, these ppl need to face consequences, it’s disgusting how much they are getting away with!

    • @jwoolman5
      @jwoolman5 Před měsícem +12

      Dr. Ronny was well known for passing out drugs like candy to military folks also, in particular during transport on airplanes.

    • @markfrost2707
      @markfrost2707 Před měsícem +3

      he wont....welcome to the new America

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky Před měsícem +7

      He was retroactively demoted by the Navy. I don’t know what the AMA can do about his medical license.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Před měsícem +4

      Well, he's already made a name for himself for assaulting the officers who stopped him for impaired driving. The guy's a piece of work.

  • @joealvarez8733
    @joealvarez8733 Před 2 měsíci +122

    That last "JACKED UP, JOE" did it for me...😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SamAronow
      @SamAronow Před 2 měsíci +3

      They stuck that landing amazingly.

    • @SeventhSaucer
      @SeventhSaucer Před 2 měsíci +2

      This must become a thing.

  • @bnchile1
    @bnchile1 Před měsícem

    that ice cream holder.... hands free - messy shirt and pants

  • @tereseharrington4963
    @tereseharrington4963 Před měsícem

    Spot on Seth🌟

  • @GrimJerr
    @GrimJerr Před 2 měsíci +249

    That drug list would get any citizen a long stay in a federal prison.

    • @witchypoorose5196
      @witchypoorose5196 Před 2 měsíci +11

      EXACTLY!

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 Před 2 měsíci +12

      UNLESS it's prescribed by a physician. What did they call their candy Dr. again?

    • @donnawestbrook8992
      @donnawestbrook8992 Před měsícem +5

      ​@@kathcasey2090if it were prescribed by a doctor it would have a patient name and be from a pharmacy, not just be on some generic list, right?

    • @duroxkilo
      @duroxkilo Před měsícem +4

      pause at 12:10 at check out the numbers for just that order alone.. they received 2000 ambien (and that also answers the question 'how can they sleep at night')

    • @anneheimburger3186
      @anneheimburger3186 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@kathcasey2090
      "Ronnie" (Jackson), the Navy just demoted him from an Admiral to captain.

  • @user-tz7jj7bl6q
    @user-tz7jj7bl6q Před 2 měsíci +86

    Projection is the most elementary level of lying

  • @jandurbin2906
    @jandurbin2906 Před měsícem +2

    SETH....YOU KILL IT AND LOVE YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO TELL THE TRUTH CONCERNING THE DUMPSTER...GOD BLESS YOU!!!😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @johnc3526
    @johnc3526 Před měsícem

    Hey I love the new ending screen! Seth looks so good!

  • @christinacardinal5973
    @christinacardinal5973 Před měsícem

    This was great ❤

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Před 2 měsíci +65

    "Sucked-up Sean" and "Wacked-out Waters" are my new favorite shock jocks on Fox's "Stupid Says What?"

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Wacked-out Waters

    • @Spider-Geek916
      @Spider-Geek916 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Waters always looks like he just came second in a Ross Geller cosplay contest.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@Spider-Geek916 🤣

    • @dianedenham5259
      @dianedenham5259 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@mariegarside8830 : As long as we're making a list I'll add what someone earlier wrote: "Dumbed Down Donald"😅

  • @marilynjarvis8228
    @marilynjarvis8228 Před 2 měsíci +178

    Donald's constant sniffing? GQP projects constantly.

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Před 2 měsíci +15

      The orange 🍊 one sniffs and snorts like an addict

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Před 2 měsíci

      Don jr. is a coke monkey.

    • @itcouldbelupus2842
      @itcouldbelupus2842 Před 2 měsíci

      Coke head Donnie

    • @robbie3333
      @robbie3333 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Joe is the sniffer in chief. Ps...Seth sucks.

    • @it.amuses_me
      @it.amuses_me Před 2 měsíci

      ​​@@robbie3333tRump is a CONVICTED SEXUAL ABUSER with 91 FELONY CHARGES PENDING. Seth Meyers is Awesome!

  • @tm13tube
    @tm13tube Před měsícem +1

    Ambien was prescribed for me to try it for a couple weeks. I woke up during the night thinking, “I thought I was asleep.”
    It made me get up and cook during the night. The only way I knew was finding dirty dishes in the morning. Checkup told doctor I wasn’t taking anymore. When I told her about cooking she laughed. Laughed! I lived in a hundred year old tenement building with a gas stove. It put me and my neighbors in danger.

  • @dobstaable
    @dobstaable Před měsícem

    Oh Lord have Mercy. Those people.

  • @telemkam
    @telemkam Před 2 měsíci +105

    So glad you highlighted the "Lights up for icecream" comment. I'm 33 and I'm like "Hell yes Ice Cream!"

    • @kieranhair37
      @kieranhair37 Před měsícem +2

      Ice cream is good, but someone really oughtta write Corrections about Seth saying he's not elderly.

    • @awake3607
      @awake3607 Před měsícem

      Yes. I just said the same thing. Who doesn't light up when eating ice cream.

    • @awake3607
      @awake3607 Před měsícem

      ​@@kieranhair37Elderly is classified as 65 and over. He has not met that criteria yet. This is me writing corrections to your corrections.

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 Před měsícem +1

      30 after the coming weekend, and yes, Ice cream is amazing, why would anyone sane hate on it?

    • @kieranhair37
      @kieranhair37 Před měsícem

      @@awake3607 Well don't do that. Correctionception is just an ugly word.

  • @rowynnecrowley1689
    @rowynnecrowley1689 Před 2 měsíci +71

    He knew he was on a hot mic. There was literally a camera and a boom mic right next to him. That was 100% intentional.

    • @Mallykins
      @Mallykins Před 2 měsíci +22

      It’s called strategy.

    • @sharontrujillo
      @sharontrujillo Před 2 měsíci +2

      .....aaaaaaand.

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I don't know. I'm not in his head. And neither are you. You can speculate. That's all

    • @melodygarrison7531
      @melodygarrison7531 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I try to intentionally say most of the important things I say

    • @cpaul9269
      @cpaul9269 Před 2 měsíci +6

      I think so, too. What is really funny is that no one seems to be addressing having a "come to Jesus meeting" with a Jewish guy. That's hilarious, IMO. I think he was DL signaling the uselessness of it, as Bibi gonna Bibi regardless. Pretty clever IMO.

  • @bigstevesmkesbd
    @bigstevesmkesbd Před měsícem

    Good one Seth!

  • @knoetsch13
    @knoetsch13 Před měsícem

    Loved the podcast ad!

  • @edwardblair4096
    @edwardblair4096 Před 2 měsíci +60

    Yet another episode of "A Closer Lick". Keep the legend alive!

  • @c.a.t.732
    @c.a.t.732 Před 2 měsíci +25

    "Jacked-up, angry, bitterly divisive"? That's pretty much the Abominable Showman in a nutshell.

  • @jessaminehaak8253
    @jessaminehaak8253 Před měsícem

    I love the new podcast bumper Seth XD

  • @deek6115
    @deek6115 Před měsícem

    The BEST moment of my day!🎉😅

  • @TabethaAurochs
    @TabethaAurochs Před 2 měsíci +65

    "Any mic is a 🔥 mic when I'm spittin', son!"
    💀💀💀

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 Před 2 měsíci +58

    That ice cream clip is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 Před měsícem +4

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

  • @longwayaround7767
    @longwayaround7767 Před 2 měsíci +113

    Seth Meyers. My favorite late night host and the only one I watch. PLEASE KEEP CORRECTIONS, SETH. It is funny af!

    • @thefarworld
      @thefarworld Před 2 měsíci

      He is trash. He can't even recognize tbe Palestinian Holocaust.

  • @cindymorose6673
    @cindymorose6673 Před 2 měsíci +52

    I loved that you were holding an ice cream cone next to the president!

  • @ricktherock
    @ricktherock Před měsícem +1

    Didn't enjoy the ads for a pod cast (will not listen to podcasts, yes I'm that guy). Really enjoyed this one, Thanks 😊

  • @RG-bd5fy
    @RG-bd5fy Před měsícem

    When they state "Awash", this is referring to Ashwaganda - it's an OTC herb that can help you calm down and/or sleep and it does work.

  • @WillDanceAlone2U
    @WillDanceAlone2U Před 2 měsíci +94

    Kudos to the writers. The closing line is a jewel.

  • @sharamrock2580
    @sharamrock2580 Před měsícem

    Love love love Seth Meyers and everyone enjoying his: "Closer Look".

  • @amehak1922
    @amehak1922 Před 2 měsíci +113

    I snorted when Trump said he's the calm and quiet guy.

  • @iwaspaidtoflywithyoubatman
    @iwaspaidtoflywithyoubatman Před měsícem +1

    The podcast ending 😂

  • @Whatzzzz999
    @Whatzzzz999 Před měsícem

    Go Seth go! Brilliant.

  • @vshewett4333
    @vshewett4333 Před 2 měsíci +639

    Get rid of MAGA(T) FOX NEWS now!!

  • @Platte96
    @Platte96 Před 2 měsíci +44

    Will always love Seth’s Rudy impression

  • @carlidigiovanni8792
    @carlidigiovanni8792 Před měsícem +1

    That isn't an x-ray, it's an MRI. You cannot get that level of detail from an x-ray

  • @paulvamos7319
    @paulvamos7319 Před měsícem +1

    😂 Jacked Up Joe does have a certain ring to it! Mix the wrestling and laser eyes going against the dictator 🤣 (make dictator two words and add the mental images together)! 😂

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 Před 2 měsíci +206

    Does Old Bug-eyes really think he's qualified to pontificate on the president's state of mind!? 🤣

    • @lynnevanvorce7727
      @lynnevanvorce7727 Před 2 měsíci +12

      I call him a mealy mouthed, well the rest you know 😂😂😂😂

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 Před 2 měsíci +9

      And you know he didn't talk to two scientists about it.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Před 2 měsíci +2

      He’s always thought he was a gd god.

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 Před měsícem +2

      Hilarious! Absolutely NO self awareness! 🤣🤣

  • @Shahoddie56
    @Shahoddie56 Před měsícem

    😂😂😂😂😂 the Rudy G part 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AndreaALenze
    @AndreaALenze Před měsícem

    “Jacked up Joe” I love it! I want it on a t-shirt, to go with my Dark Brandon coffee mug!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 měsíci +56

    You give my grandpa a full sugar soda pop, and he's suddenly a landscaper... No drugs needed for that kinda pep!

  • @patriciazoerner
    @patriciazoerner Před měsícem +74

    I hate to say it, but the surest dementia test is how much time a patient spends watching FOX News.

    • @garysmith9034
      @garysmith9034 Před měsícem

      Right on that is funny because you can't take Fox news serious unless you think it's a Alice in wonder land play.