Trump Confirms VP Shortlist, Biden’s Operation Crazy S**t is Underway & We Play On the Money!
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- čas přidán 12. 06. 2024
- Joe Biden arrived in Los Angeles to raise money for his campaign, Trump confirmed a list of names on his running mate short list and is busy zeroing in on issues that don’t exist, New York Attorney General Letitia James said that she might seize Trump Tower if he can’t come up with the money to pay his $355 million fine, Hunter Biden’s attorneys say that federal prosecutors mistakenly believed that they found a picture of cocaine that was actually just sawdust, and in celebration of all the POTUS talk this week - we play our very popular game “On The Money!”
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Why does a guy who claims to be worth 8 Billion need help with 400 million?
And there is an easy solution! What if Trump sold his Vodka company? Ryan Reynolds got $610 million for his gin company.. you gotta believe Trump can get $80 bucks for his? He truly is a great businessman unlike Reynolds!
Why would you want to spend your own money when you can spend cult supporters money instead?
And now he wants an extension, a stay on when he plays the 335 million even though Hans said he would easily pay it since he has more than enough. Tney can’t keep their stories straight
Isn't getting other people to pay off your debts socialism though? 😅 I swear, your right wingers are "socialism for me, but not for thee"
@@gary-rr7jp That is if he has such money. I think he is broke.
I'll take old and doddery over old and batshit crazy every day of the week.
again: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...
So right!!
Amen!
They don’t care about Biden age, they are concerned because he have a black woman as his VP. DT is not a young man, 3 years difference is nothing.
Grandpa Joe over the Diapered Dictator every time
I would rather vote for a honest true leader than a dictator
No dictator was voted in. Once they are elected they change the rules if they've enough generals behind them.
Absolutely right. Me too!
Actually; dmfp is nowhere near dictator; autocrat! Yes!!!
Dmfp wants to be an autocrat just like his boyfriend; Putin!
"I've never talked with my son about his business dealings". Very Honest. You can't vote for Xi. So dictator's out. Guess your options are Trump, RFK Jr., or stay at home.
He’s old but at least he has a brain and not an embarrassment to our country like orange guy. 😂
What has age to do with it? Ivanka is way younger than Biden and she can't remember anything!
Plus again: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...
Not his sons
Quite right.
😂😂😂😂👌
Remember Marjorie?
She and Kari Lake will be so pissed that they are not on the shortlist for VP.
Eric wasn't a simple mistake. He was a mistake that turned out simple.
ERIC IS WHY SOME ANIMALS EAT THEIR YOUNG !!
Great one!!!
Imagine how awful it is to have a father like him.
What about Dim Jr
🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️
I think Sean Hannity has been snorting too much sawdust.
That's not surprising, since Trump is covered in it.
That "crazy s--t" comment qualifies for "Great Moments in Reporting History."
So sick of people making fun of Biden...he's our only hope for a continuing democracy...every joke could harm his chance of winning election
Unless you do like Gen Z and vote for Kennedy! 🎉
He's not the only hope. Even if he wins, there's still the next election. And the next election...and the next election...
Agreed!💙💙💙
People are scared if something happen to him Kamala will be president 🤦🏾♀️
The President suffers from arthritis in his back, so that just makes this "humor" all the more reprehensible. Trump has 40+ years of material that writes itself if you're looking for laughs.
If trump is comfortable acting this crazy in public, imagine what it's like in private.
Oo
Imagine if Biden was a good president
@@disastermaster1413 Dark Brandon is the best president you've had in 50 years.
Ketchup!!!!!
@@disastermaster1413 Imagine thinking Biden is in any way a negative reflection on Trump.
That kid talking about the fish and chips and his mom and her bobble head going up and down like some cheerleader. That was weird. Those trumpists are a strange breed.
Thx for giggle.❤
It's better to have Methuselah in the White House than Quisling.
I'm a young girl and although I do actually take on board what my parents say, I take my grandparents advice but more so my great Grandad who has seen far more, experienced far more. He has the wisdom, the experience that the rest including me will hopefully gain one day. My G G dad says his skin might be worn, but his heart is still in the same place and never changed. Something truly special to me being deaf, is he has learnt sign language so we can "talk". These older men and women have far more compassion, understanding, empathy and knowledge in their little finger than trump has in his entire body/heart.
No heart whatsoever.
You are a lucky young girl to have parents, grandparents and your great Grandad. 💕
I also grew up with all my grandparents and several great grandparents and loved spending time with them.
Obviously as I got much older, into my late 20s and 30s, they are no longer with us, but I’m so so grateful for all the time I got to spend with them. My grandparents had all been in WW2 and had been through a lot. They had a lot of wisdom and love to give.
Btw, it’s so lovely that your GG dad has learnt sign language to chat to you. It sounds like you’re quite close to him and your grandparents and get to spend a lot of time with them.
The compassion of the democrats is why dictators don't respect the U.S. I wonder when people will wake up from their delusion that the worlds issues can be resolved with smiles and handshakes. Unfortunately, it looks like it wont be any time soon.
I’m pushing 70 and my kids say I need a rest
Loved "grab his assets...when you're attorney general, they let you do it"! LOL
😂😂😂
That comment made my day! Every day I teeter between heart attack and stroke because of Trump and his corrupt GOP. I do NOT smile very often, but I literally laughed out loud THANK YOU
Most dangerous motion for seniors... stepping down. But Joe was quite measured this time. Presidents don't need cat-like reflexes, they usually have plenty of time to think about important decisions.
Is that true?
That stepping down is most dangerous for seniors?
Makes sense, I'd just never heard it.
"Refreshing to see a woman grabbing his assets for a change!!" - CLASSIC!!! KIMMEL ROCKS!!
In case anyone noticed, the secret service guy that followed the honorable president, was being equally careful descending the stairs.
Slippery stairs. You would not want slip and end in a heap at the bottom.
@@jfverboom7973 ; exactly, stairs are very precious despite the familiar.
How about when he said "America in a single word is the foothefhuyrdsdgh, excuse me, the foothill of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping"? Do you guys also think that it's the right "single word" to define America? 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for pointing this out. Maybe they were wet I'm several years younger than President Biden, and when I go to our local library, I always take the stairs, although there's an elevator. I do it because it's good exercise. When I leave, I walk down the stairs (there are a lot of them) and carefully take one at a time to make sure my foot lands on the next one. Anyway, aircraft stairs are narrower than the average staircase, at least in my experience. They're more like ladder rungs.
@@jovanleon7 show me that, and how does it matter?
It’s absolutely HORRIBLE that Donald Trump is so against ANYTHING that has to deal with helping this nation and our environment‼️😖 He’s just the WORST CHOICE for literally every single reason‼️🇺🇸⚖️🇺🇸⚖️🇺🇸
I agree 🙏 wholeheartedly..
what is even worse is that 60 million people support him!
???? Y’all must be bots or something. There’s no way you, a person supporting a president that caused the highest inflation rate in history and gas prices, is saying trump is against helping our nation? It’s scary how people’s feelings are getting in the way of our rebuild
@@AA-kf7uf 60,000,000 that can't tell sawdust from cocaine or sugar.
Orange man so baaaad
I feel the need to point out- those steps are not “regular” steps, if you’ve ever disembarked from a plane that way. Look how the “young” guy behind him goes down- he sidesteps- they are steeper and narrower.
Military base steps. Every chubbo at the civilian airport would topple over. That was a set-up really. Trying to get Doug Emhoff as Queen of 'Amerisrael' sooner.
"You grab them by the property!" 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Who doesn't love to do coke beside an electric saw? It really gives you that extra buzz 🤣
Just be careful to not turn on the dust collector. Those things can really snort!
😂
😆😆
What happened to "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live" I loved that part of the show 😭
It's ob every single episode how can you miss it
@jamiebizness1
It wasn't on this one. How did you miss that?
@@jamiebizness1 nope. Wasn’t included on this one. Where did you see it and what was it?
Let's play a game: Between Shitler and Biden, whoever rides a bike the longest, that candidate gets the presidency.
😄👍👍👍😄
Or Whoever climbs the stairs without falling, or gives a speech without mumbling and forgetting words? Why don't you just IMAGINE that, and vote accordingly.
I have higher standards than that, but okay
@@FreedomVoice365 read Shitler's transcripts and see if you can get anything out of them... Shitler can't say 'origins"... He calls ppl by the wrong name...
Shitler probably has never been on a bike before... heck... he probably doesn't even know how to drive a car 😆
@@susiepoadster4642 we all do, but this is where we are.
Biden was just being careful as he should.
yes.
(not snark)
I love it; Tish James and E.Jean Carroll can LEGALLY grab Trump by the property!😅😂
😂😂😂😂
Ejean Carroll is very credible too, just like the vaccine. Make sure you are updated on all boosters!!! even if they are expired. no matter no mind!!!
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I never met a person in my life who turns my gut like McChump!
DJT should just ‘enjoy his life’.
It doesn’t matter that he has no prospects of ever running for any sort of role in politics again (because he gets thrown in jail).
It doesn’t matter if his home gets seized and he’s on the streets.
It doesn’t matter that he’s in his mid 80’s and he’s left with no wife and kids (as they leave him).
As long he has ‘fun’ and banter whilst living in his tent with the other homeless people in NY..
Whoever the vp is, it’s gonna be as terrible as he is
So you're insinuating that he's going to win by your statement. 😜
Kimmel just got fired!
Not if he were to choose George Santos! he would give Donald a Run for his Money!... haha!
@@loveforeignaccentsTrump would choose Putin as his running mate if he could.
Putin is Trumps boss.
Président may be old but he got a great team that he don’t fire after few months.
If I were older and had broken my foot in several places years ago, I might walk stiffly, too.
I love Jimmy Kimmel BUT I don't like the mockery over an old person! Doesn't matter who he/ she is..... Nobody diserves disrespect for being old!
🎉0n The Money ❤ At sixty-two, and 🇨🇦 , I can take mockery , disrespect , a 💩a**ed joke ; even Plain old bad manners from people .
😊 The highway to hell still leads to the light .😊
But honestly ! You got more problems coming out of your ying yang than Ukraine .
Hey hear joke of old man that fell to ground and could not get back up ?
Laughing so hard and being thankful that I'm a proud flag waving Liberal.
We have one flag in Canada. I hear you have two?
A battle flag and a United flag .
❤ Amen ❤
🎉You've Got To Stand For Something 🎉
(Aaron Tippin)
He Walked On Water (Randy Travis)
🤟
Everyone gets their turn growing old. Disrespecting the old is disrespecting yourself.
Oh stop that's so ridiculous the man rides his bike Regularly.
Its an electric bike, gotta cut down on emissions for globalists
Jimmy don't make fun of Joe. At least till after the election. You know Americans, short attention spans, and tend to believe everything they hear! ☮️
Agree🇺🇸
I think we should print out the FARA (Foreign Agent Registration Act) registration forms and mail them to Comer's office.
Comer is a Gomer and
Tuber is a Goober
Here's a joke for you Jimmy:
"A Billionaire sets up a GoFundMe".
That's the joke.
Opening is the punchline.
At least President Biden went right to his car. I remember the time when Chump deplaned and wandered off looking for his car which was parked right at the bottom of the stairs about 5 feet away.
Was that one of the times Melania refused to touch him!
@@SJC49 I don't think she was with him that day.
Hannity must be sniffing sawdust
Snorting one line of that "cocaine" would be the last time Hunter snorted anything.
Mar A Lago should be renamed as Moron on the Loose Here !
Biden has helped me a great deal. I've been able to get health insurance I can afford, for the first time in 7-years, and my student loan payment is now completely manageable, and we've actually gotten tax refunds, which we didn't under trump. I know, he's old, but honestly, I think he's been the most effective president in my lifetime, and that's a pretty long time. I wasn't thrilled when he tossed his hat in the ring, but he has done a much better job than I thought he would. I guess what I'm saying is, please stop making so much fun of him.
It's all they got . Like Obama's brown suit or his name.
Agreed, for the first time my medication is actually affordable and the tax refunds have been so helpful
I do that going down to my basement😅 I'm about 15 years younger than he is. I say best to be safe.
Jimmy Kimmel's writers are really good. They do a great job for him.
Have you seen Trump walk down a gently sloping ramp
He's only 3 years & 9 months younger than Biden.
Never see him ride a bike though.
Yes a d he all bit crawls going down a ramp!!
Did any one see the "young guy" behind him side walking down the airplane steps?! Biden didn't need to hold anyone like when Trump walked down that ramp! Since Trump has come on the scene, we have had to bleep the news. Vote Biden/Harris and blue down ballot!
I love the Jimmy Kimmel show, please keep telling the truth making it funny and calling out the lies #45 (trump) tells😊
Hey Jimmy, I am so glad to see how you mock the elderly. The old can be so funny. I have an idea for humorous mockery, how about folks that are missing parts of their anatomy and how they try to cope or odd looking street beggars. Jimmy, please let us see how you are when you turn 84. I am positive it will be hilarious.
Yep. I can't wait until the ageists in the crowd face ageism themselves.
I don't think it's helping the country to keep making fun of Joe's age. He could still run circles around Trump. As long as they're on flat ground...lol
😊
I heard a noise and just to make sure there was nothing nefarious going on i investigated, I was surprised to find my chop saw covered in cocaine! Not only that, but my table saw, router, and even my saw horses! What's this world coming to?
DON'T ABANDON YOUR FANS JIMMY....PLEASE! You are the best show on TV today. We look forward to watching you every night and you bring a mixture of hilarious entertainment with a dash of daily reported headlines that allows me to sleep ending my day with a chuckle. I haven't had so much fun since Carson and Leno. Yeah, I go back that far and I recognize comedic genius when I see it. Please don't take away my only daily laughter after a hard day at work at our hospital here in Owensboro KY. There is literally no one who can replace you and your show. You bring awareness of the idiotic failings of the people paid to lead us with humor and transparency and offer incredibly fun celebrity interviews. Thank you so much for every minute you have brought us a dose of fun and laughter and help us to cope with this insane world happening today. Lots of love and appreciation to you, your producer and all of your staff. DON'T LEAVE JIMMY! ❤
Faucets without water is probably why he smells so bad.
I love this show!! Keep up the good work Jimmy.
🤣…..watching this reminds me: tell me again why we couldn’t get Harriet Tubman on the $20 bills. It’s not like people remember who’s on the money anyway 🤷♂️.
In some ways it's actually an insult to Jackson to have printed his portrait on billions of twenties ......
He was very much opposed to the idea of paper money ....
😜🤑
Never forget Andrew Jackson. Have his picture removed from $20. I suggest
Maybe a $25 bill ... Frederick Douglass or Harriet Tubman ...
Trump should go all in with the crazy and name Gary Busey as his running mate.
You should play On The Money in Canada! Who is on the nickel? The Queen! Who is on the dime? The Queen! Who is on the quarter? The Queen!
Hopefully the world gets to see how Kimmel walks when he’s 81, assuming he lives til that age.
Don't push it. I've seen people at 90 walking pretty good.
Next guy went down the stairs sideways...they seem steep "AF" as the kids say...
Those are some pretty awesome consolation prizes...the price of tires is like they're freaking gold now...
Spot on honest and funny as always! Thank you again,friend!
The first thing I learned in high school shop class is it’s very dangerous to snort coke off a table saw.
Gee ...... they never taught me that when I was taking wood shop .....
About 60 years ago ...
@@DarksideDave42 it was a different safety culture back then. I bet they never mentioned the danger of using the dust collector as bong or smoking meth out of a sander. All very dangerous if the tool is left plugged in.
Watching On the Money was sadly depressing for this old man.
"When you're Attorney General, they let you do it"
It’s literally on a table saw
10:45 "I'm from oklahoma" me (also an iklahoman): oh nice she escaped this hellhole
OMG. I may be a nerd but I can get beyond a dime! Now, lets talk paper 😎
Yes, is is absolutely sawdust.
Damn this monologue was fire.
Jimmy Kimmel, an equal opportunity comedian. Thanks for not falling and being a great president!
OPERATION "CRAZY TRAIN" !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
But look how awkwardly the guy behind him goes down the stairs!
That girl should win whatever award great TV journalists get. That was the report of the year.
The guy who won the tires must be so pissed!😂😂😂
I’m going to start paying more attention to my change😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Trump can't legally have a VP from Florida if he's running out of Florida. Any 5th grader could tell him that.
One of the best shows jimmy
Can't believe people don't know the names of the presidents on our currency. Sad
The guy lost out on 6 cents but won a $500 ps5? 😂
I'm GLAD we have President Biden!!!!! ❤
Kimmel really stepped up the gift game for this show. Usually the contestants just get a piece of chewed gum. 👍
Who the f-is “they”?? I’m so sick of that speech. Crazy!!!
Wow! I can watch his shows all nigh long! Love you Jimmy.
Jimmy Kimmel really went big with the "consolation prizes" this time around. Not just apple pie or something of that nature
And none got past a nickel. Rewards for being embarrassingly uneducated. I'm a bit stunned any adult could struggle with coin basic information that is like asking "what color light means 'Go' in traffic?"
that poor kid he's a victim of idiocy
Yup, that looks like sawdust on the table saw.
OK I get it! But, I'm older too this year..and, I watch my steps all the time! I don't want a broken ankle, back or head!
Yes, yes,. Fish and chips are so intricate to make you need a Scottish chef.
None of those names mentioned will be his running-mate. Watch the space. 🇺🇲💯
I'm really looking forward to the day Kimmel is compelled to answer for his defamation and slander against persons and their families very much his superior !!
When I saw the dime, I couldn’t believe I never realized FDR was on it 😂
LoL! Well, must be some kindergarten schools skipped over a few things out there. That was kindergarten back in 1960's.
@@Greg-io1ip certainly we all have weird holes in our education. Luckily, it’s not a complicated thing to relearn 😛
Can't go wrong with losing 6 cents and getting a PS5 as a consolation price!
Kevin McCarthy better stay out of the house.
FDR on th Dime??? Don't you mean Eisenhowerr?
Evidently you've never looked at a dime..It's Roosevelt on a dime. Eisenhower was on half dollars before Kennedy .
Gotta love Geoff the plumber's sense of humor!
Did they look at the vents?! Humble LMAO!!
Leave the old man alone
I instantly recognized the table saw.
Back when I was young there were Roosevelt dimes and lady liberty dimes. When was the last time you saw one of them?
Roosevelt dimes are still contemporary. You meant MERCURY dimes. My grandmother always gave us a few Mercury dimes around 1964/5. It was the first time I bought myself something, being coached how it works. You could get TWO THICK HERSHEY BARS for 10 cents in 1964 (I was 3). So I learned to love those Mercury dimes. Unfortunately I spent them. (They were made of solid silver!)
@@Greg-io1ip I was just a kid and didn't know the name so I guessed. Back then we called them "lady dimes."
In any other election I’d say it’s fine to mock the current president. Not this one. Please remember what’s at stake.
An authentic Scottish recipe? What was it? Deep-fried oats? Heroin-infused intestines?
(I'm Scottish and I love my country, but we are not exactly renowned for our great cuisine.)
You can't write off judgments!!
As Seth Meyers once said about Trump, “his mind is ooze”
Sawdust is, by definition, not uncut.
My desire to AVOID the inhalation of sawdust is the reason why I already HAD some N95 masks when the covid hit .....
Before the pandemic you could get those in the paint department of most hardware stores ....
That skit was hilarious lol 😂
Monetary judgements by the court cannot be eliminated under the bankruptcy act.