Trump Thinks He Looks Like Elvis, Taylor Swift Makes History & LA Hit by Biblical Amount of Rain
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- čas přidán 4. 02. 2024
- California has been getting hit by a Biblical amount of rain, today is National Weatherperson’s Day, Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow, Taylor Swift was the big winner at the Grammys, the ladies on “The Bachelor” took part in a talent show, the FBI might have missed a thing or two during their search of Mar-a-Lago, a republican pollster posted a tweet that used A.I. to make it seem like Black people were knocking on doors for Trump, Donny thinks he looks like Elvis, and we take to Hollywood Blvd for a new Trump VP Edition of Lie Witness News.
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Trump and Elvis should not be in the same sentence
Ya, no kidding.
Smelvis?
A.I. Another indictment. lol.
Trump can only attach himself to public figures who aren’t here to defend themselves.
Expect as references for bloated corpses on the toilet
Elvis didn’t go bankrupt six time or inherit his daddy’s money.
He did other bad things.. and did try to get out of the draft.. so, .. research.
Yes,he did.
@@morbidmanmusic -- That's a flat-out lie, and easily googled. Elvis readily answered the call to serve, it's in every official accounting of his life including the biography. So.. yeah, "research"
@@ireneg9742no he didn't
@ireneg9742 no, he didn't
Elvis never looked like "a sweet potato with a matted squirrel " on top.
Haaaaaaa
LOL😂
At least he’s not a dementia patient who falls up stairs, shakes invisible hands, can’t string a coherent sentence together, and loves his dish of ice cream before nanny tucks him in bed at night 😂
@@Easy_Going__ Are you sure? Do you close your eyes and plug your ears when Trump speaks? Seeing that you constructed that complete sentence gives me hope that all Trump cultists are not hopelessly lost. Watch the Jan. 6th hearings. Watch something besides Newsmax. Don't be afraid to face alternative viewpoints. This won't be about Democrat or Republican. This next election is about maintaining Democracy. You can't maintain democracy when you give a free pass to a traitor and insurrectionist.
is that what that is???
🤔...🫣...i can't look at it any longer...staring too long into the abyss and all that...😵💫...😉😋
"my son had eaten nothing but candy, so I said hey, do you want pizza?" - that is the. most. American. sentence. ever.
Elvis wasn't a traitor and didn't dodge the draft.
So true...and Elvis had respect, which that's another thing Donald Trump lacks.
And talent. Elvis had that.
3x. He received the bone spur pass, 3 times. While spending his summers "working" at a tennis club.
@@jwn741I thought it was once I didn't know it was 3 times, wow. Every single American veteran and service member needs to know that.
@@chelseaclerke3582 sadly, it was a pretty common thing for silver spooners. it certainly wasn't unique to him.
A witch hunt is when Donald Trump is searching for a new lawyer.
I like that. I agree that Alina Habba is the wicked witch of New York City.
😂😂😂
Trumps giving witches a bad name
haha I like that.
@@Minifiguresandstuffshe's from Jersey, so maybe the Wicked Witch of Hoboken
drump is angling to use the "that wasn't me. that was AI."
He is so transparent.
"Yellvis". The hits just keep on coming. Whoever is coming up with all these hilarious names should be paid more.
‘Trump 2024’ is not a political slogan. It’s an expiration date.
Twelve feet six feet for insurance ..RIP..
You're on a watch list now
Go wake your wife’s bf up remind him again how much you hate Trump
Thank God! Hope is on the horizon 🎉
@@Charlie-lh8bv😂😂😂
Comparing himself to ELVIS ?? That's criteria for another indictment.
Elvis is "rolling in his grave" Trump went 100% too far in his assessment of himself!!! As a Presley fan, I PROTEST!!!
Trump will resemble Elvis if you dig him up.
What's with the "rolling"? Is "turning over" not sufficient anymore?
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
As well you should...🤭...
❤️+💙=💜 😉
Lie witness news is easily the best segment, I wish they would have it more.
Poor Elvis doesn't deserve that. At least he didn't avoid the draft.
Elvis tried to his manager said no and forced him to join for PR reasons. You need books
@@cocaine_hookers you make an irrelevant point bud... Whether he wanted to or not... HE DID NOT DO IT. Trumpy did.
So what?
Biden is impersonating a president, but he is far from being one.
@@cocaine_hookers
Boy do you have it all wrong!
The colonel tried to get Elvis into the Entertainment Section, and was successful, but Elvis turned it down.
Elvis wanted to be regular army, and work along with the ordinary guys.
He did not try at all to get out of the draft, and his only worry was that his fans would forget him.
Other than that he was down and dirty with all the grunts, and held his own like any other soldier.
I don't know where you are getting your information but it is 100% wrong.
I grew up with Elvis and his music in real time, and sometimes I am shocked at the lies and slander that people today say about Elvis.
To be fair, trump looked like elvis when he was younger 😂😂.. lets be honest.
I think my cat looks more like Elvis than Donald does.😂
Trump's mousy mouth in upside down. Elvis, has luscious lips. It totally grosses me out that he even thinks he looks like Elvis!
I'm sure your cat is much more attractive than Trump!
The guy on the street comes up with b.s. so quick he should consider politics!😂
Perfect for trump
@@ksc743 😂😂IKR?
My older brother was a Captain in the Airforce. He had a bachelor degree in Physics and got his Masters in Meteorology lol
RIP Captain Nicklas🥰
AI = Another Indictment. Love it!
Goodness. ABC please cancel The Bachelor. Beyond time to move on
I can imagine Elvis singing Return to sender 😂😂
don't step on my blue shade oxfords
Jailhouse Rock suits better😂
Jimmy Kimmel you’re the BEST!! Thank you for all the laughs!! ♥️♥️♥️
Kimmel never fails to deliver.
Too funny, Jimmy! Jimmy says Trump thinks AI stands for Another Indictment. Love it! LOL!!!!
Yeah, but you can tell from the way Trump says "it's A.I." he doesn't know that A.I. stands for artificial intelligence, cause he just ain't got none, real or artificial. He only has fake intelligence.
Rather than NI (No intelligence)Trump's declassified special agency
Remember, Donnie’s minions are squandering their social security checks and insulin money to pay for Alina’s brilliant legal mind.
... and the spend the rest on his merch... and whine about the economy
@anniebland6450 and that includes $45 for a tiny part of dirty Don's mugshot picture.....I swear Trumpers are so gullible 😂
And Melania’s stylist. 😂
@@sincityRNL. 😂 and STUPID
😂😂😂
This guy in the interview! "Actually yeah I already knew last night what you said just happened just a second ago." What a BSer! 😂
Don’t worry, in the event of an emergency. The Kardashians double as flotation devices. 😂 1:06
We all like to have fun calling Donnie names and mocking his behavior... but Joe really captured Donnie's essence with "sick f***"...
You should hear what WE call him 😂😂😂😂
PAB works, too.
I agree 100%. Jimmy does come up with good nicknames tho. I especially like Klan Mom (AKA Marjorie Taylor Green).
No better words to describe Frump
I love how succinct Americans are with their insults.
I'm like 99.8% sure the grey sweatshirt guy was George Santos 😂😂
That's the only possible explanation 😂
Or it's his relative 😂
It’s remarkable to me that pathological liars actually exist. To lie about trivial matters that are easily disproven in such an obvious and recognizable way, for no reason whatsoever, is the sign of a malfunctioning brain.
@@ReadABookAndLearn Dude, the guy was playing along. Sheeeeeesh........
But of course it was George Santos...who else would it be?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eric banging on the door from the inside! 😂😂😂
The truck killed me 10 times in a row. The timing is perfect.😂
She makes Wile E. Coyote look like a real coyote (they get hit all the time, and it never ends well, poor things).
When the only thing you have in common with elvis is a broke hotel
Don't forget Jailhouse Rock!
And the obesity
💔...Heart breaking ain't it...🤨...😄😆🩵💜
@@Omni0404 Also both ''Like Them Young''
Oh nice!!!
Jimmy’s really good at getting under trumps skin. Keep it up, Jim. 👍👍😂😂😂
Trump doesn't even think about him. It's funny how all u people let him live in your heads rent-free, though.
@@ShEDDiNgmYSkiNBing bing bong bong 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡
@@ShEDDiNgmYSkiN Being that you're also on here talking about Trump then he must be as imbedded in your head as he is in everybody else's. Remember that since 2015 he has totally dominated the media and has sucked all the air out of everything else to a point that he's all anybody ever gets to see and hear about anymore.
@@ShEDDiNgmYSkiN trump sure does think about him,he keeps tweeting about him
@@ShEDDiNgmYSkiN Darling, you let him OWN your head rent free. When you call in that debt, you can be sure to get what all his lawyers and investors are getting. Screwed.
Leave it to Jimmy to use a clip from the LA River with graffiti that reads "BEVIS + BUTTHOLE" lol.
That poor news lady! 🤣 You got me again!!!
Trump told his doctor,: ‘Every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What’s wrong with me?’ The doctor replied: "I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Except Trump is such a malignant narcissist he probably does see Elvis at 25 when he looks in the mirror.
😂😂😂😂 👍! Perfect!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
A ray oy sunshine in the darkness .Now that's funny Leanne .
Lmao! Love it!
I can't believe Elvis fans aren't getting mad about Trump thinks he looks like Elvis
I am an Elvis fan and you are right I am absolutely furious...putting an insurrectionist's face onto a warm-hearted, god loving, generous, sweet, humble veteran... King of RocknRoll... is absolutely gut turning... God bless Elvis Presley... Lock up Donald Trump!!! 20-24 years in prison!!!
Ohhh... they are... Well, at lease the normal ones 'are'...
I'm *not* an Elvis fan and I'm angry Trump said that.
I'm mad, not really 😂😂😂 No comparison whatsoever
They're too busy laughing. They might hit the mad stage in a few days, a week tops.
A little rain? Seriously?
LOL
They should live in CANADA!
LOVE YOU VERY MUCH JIMMY KIMMEL!!!! 🇨🇦 ♥️
My SON is majoring in METEOROLOGY at Virginia Tech! He is graduating this May! 😂
And people are seriously considering voting for trump again for president !! This has to be some kinda of nightmare 😮
It’d be my first time and I’ll pick trump over Biden. Facts > feelings
Get real troll. Facebook does not deal in facts
The twilight zone!
Facebook psychos
To much crap on Aol and Facebook
@@yasuke1280best part of that is that the whole Trump campaign is based entirely on feelings.
But,lol, you do you buddy!
As a neutral observer of US politics, I gotta say that Trump never fails to bring the laughs for the rest of the world
So embarrassing. We had Kennedy. Obama. NOW this😮
Jimmy, you're the modern Johnny Carson. Always entertaining! Thanks!
-Gorsuch
There's no f'ing way that last guy was for real(?!). Please tell me we don't really have people like this in our country? LOL
We have people like everyone in our country.
Thank you, Jimmy, Guillermo, and everyone who makes this show happen! 💙 💙 💙
MORE guillermo LESS kimmel.
I love the show !
Voting for the guy who doesn't have 91 federal charges against him...
Trump was found guilty of sexually assaulting Jean Carroll by a jury of American citizens. I'm voting for Biden because a convicted sexual abuser must not be our next president.
In 20 years, people will still be laughing at the kid-glove treatment Trump is receiving.
Remember when they told you that you shouldn't vote for Hilary because she MIGHT get indicted? The orange one has 91 and the GOP have their fingers in their ears going full "la la i cant hear you"
Yes, you're voting for the guy who's down in every single swing state. 😂
@@CoolhandLukeSkywalkr TROLL AND TRAITOR!! SO WHAT? TROLL AND TRAITOR! BETTER THAN VOTING FOR A TRAITOR!!
“This just happened”
“Yeah I heard it at a fancy restaurant in Oxnard”
Tripping up trump's A. I. was hilarious😅
"Another Indictment" 😆🤣🤣
Unlike Trump (with his magical bone spurs), Elvis didn’t dodge the draft and served his country.
Man, pathological liars are wild.
And they can vote too.
@@8arrows And run for president too, apparently.
That's funny cause Jimmy is one.
That guy's pants must have been on fire 😂😂🔥🔥🔥
The car running over the reporter actually scared me. IT LOOKED REAL. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Considering that Trump is physically incapable of running, it's more of a Sitting Mate.
On his lap 🤢
@@SugarandSarcasm Can you be related to your VP pick?
@@asraarradon4115 I doubt it. Conflict of interest I would think
Sounds about right 😂
@SpaceForceCommander Trump never lost he is still the legal President & Commander,Biden was removed and replaced over four years ago,& just so you know Elvis JFK DJT & Julian Assange are all cousins,the connection is William Wallace Lincoln.
Elvis JFK & Julian Assange are altogether,they will emerge when it’s safe to do so.
He’s insane and he can sing Jailhouse Rock in an orange suit to match his makeup
😂
They won't be able to put him in an orange jump suit because he will:
A) Disappear, B) Get mistaken for a pumpkin, C) Get tossed in a composter because someone will smell him and think he's a rotted piece of fruit.
If only...PLEASE!!
Oh no! You killed the weather girl.... TWICE!
8:08 - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!! Another Indictment 😂🏆
Jimmy killed it tonight. Elvis, disgraceland! I fell out.
I thought Mar-a-Lardo and Donny's golf motel were pretty funny, but Disgraceland after the Elvis thing is just pure sweetness.
Most democrats aren't pedophiles, but that didn't stop them for voting for one.
Yellvis was the best one and Disgraceland--so damn funny
and he buried it!
@@DJ-rx5lz Smellvis 💩🪰🪰🪰
Lock up Trump
Trump For Prison 2024
AAAAAAMEN!!!!!!
Lmfao 🎻
Then everyone should be locked up , are you high, ?? You like what thus trader us doing to our country, if so your part of the problem, leave!!!!!
Who is more famous between Donald Trump and Elon Musk?
For what? Lmao 🤣
Nice work Jimmy and writers!
The half and half photo with John wayne Gacy is spot on.
Which is the clown
LMAO, that Lie Witness News was out of control!! 🤣
Elvis was the king, figuratively speaking. Trump thinks he is a king, literally speaking.
Trumps throne is a golden toilet
Trump is the burger king ,if anything 😂
The first part is definitely debatable.
Taylor is king now
@@sincityRNL😂 facts
Awesome as always. Just heard Trump has asked Taylor Swift to be his running mate. She replied, we are never ever getting together.
It's nice to see George Santo's reentering society so smoothly.
Donald Trump's name and his legacy as an American President will forever be attached to one word:
Insurrection.
And DINGBAT!!!!!!!!!!
I thought you were gonna say🐷💩
Infection
Traitor
Twice impeached insurrectionist*
Can you get the guy you interviewed on Lie Witness News a job, his improv skills are amazing 🤣🤣🤣
he's so ridiculous. "thank you for your honesty"... lol.
I could never tell if this was staged or not haha 🤣🤣
8:12 AI, another indictment. Brilliant.❤
thanks for the fun Jimmy
For a European - the segment at the end is quite frightening!!
Best wishes and don't forget to always vote blue!!💙💙
I'm never quite sure with Kimmel whether it's a set-up or for real. Sincerely hope this one was the former. If it wasn't, I'll start to get even more worried.
I’m thinking that was a set up
When is voting blue supposed to take effect? Every four years people tell me vote blue and I voted blue. As a matter of fact, team blue had the oval office and the house and the senate a couple years and not a goddamn thing changed. So please explain to me what voting blue is supposed to do and when it will happen. Thank you
“It’s like Willy Wonka, but instead of chocolate, we have filth” - Jimmy Kimmel
The guy at the end is the new George Santos
Jimmy: Have youve ever met a college kid who's major is "the weather"
Me: We call it "Atmospheric Sciences", thank you very much!
The most effective way to reward a narcissist is to recognize they exist. Stop pleasing them.
you're confusing trump with the american people.
shielding americans from trump's insanity isn't helpful.
you shouldn't care whether trump is happy (or sated). it's weird that you do.
We were at Moe's Tavern when Homer told us that Trump picked Herschel Walker
as his VP! 😂🤣😂
Maybe George Santos would be the better choice as VP!
!!!!!!!!
Santos would be perfect, but I think that DeSantis dropped out, backed Trump for a reason… DuhSantis wants that VP job. I think another option might be Abbott from Texas. 😂
Omg, too funny 😂😂😂
Wolfman or Dracula for SoS?
OMG They killed her AGAIN! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for your on spot humorous honesty again!
That last guy remember me of George Santoast. LOL he lies just like him. 🤣😂😅
Unreal shamelessness 🤥🙄🤡
He didn't scam nobody though
@LouWilson you changed your hair. I watch Jimmy Kimmel to hear the five seconds of you introducing the show. You're the best! Hoot Growl Hoot Growl Hoot Growl.😂😂😂
12:30
"What were you eating?"
"Man"
The scene where the lady got ran over the first time really startled me at first, it happened so fast and it looked well done. I knew it was fake but still made me jump at first. lol
LOL SAME!!!
Me too. I didn’t think it was funny the second time though
It was even funnier the second time 😂
" got run over". ( Grammar patrol! 😉)
@@kikigirlkauai same, I was a little more prepared the second time but I still got a laugh about it.
There's a good chance that Stinky may die on the throne, the same way Elvis did.
Can’t believe you said that. I swear to God, I was just thinking about that two or three nights ago.
@@TheresaLyonhart It's a dream many of us have. You are not alone.
Throne meaning on the toilet, I HOPE.
Stinky. Cute. Why, almost as cute as the insults Trump himself throws around. Congrats, I guess, if that was your goal.
If only… can’t happen soon enough…
“Orange and juice” 😂😂😂😂😂
Nah...that's just Three Hands Harvey! 😂
Did you really say “Gobblers Knob”, and not laugh when you said it???? Is that really a town?? Holy shite….in Australia and the UK, we’d piss ourselves laughing with that. Awesome!!! 😂😂
Yes it's a real place in Pennsylvania. It sounds like a video title on Pornhub! 😁 Hello all down under from America! 🇺🇸
It's not the name of the town - that's Punxsutawney. It's the name of the hill Phil lives on. Still made me chuckle pretty good though because we used to call people knobgobblers in high school (early 90s) and I never knew why or where it came from. Doubtful it's correlated to this, but who knows.
@Spacebanana-im5qt Hello friend! Yep, I stopped the vid, rewound, listened again and was, "Are you kidding!??". 😆 So good! I'm just surprised Kimmel said it with such a straight face! 😆
Greetings from Tasmania, Australia!
We do too.
@johnnyhunter Yup, definitely an Aussie slang term. If we don't like someone, we say "Old mates a bit of a knob"... thus, over the years, it morphed into "Knob Gobbler".. Maybe someone who is a resident of this particular hill is referred to a "Knob Gobbler"!?? 😆 🤣 Slim chance, but hilarious just the same.
Greetings to the USA from your friends in Tasmania, Australia!
DT kinda talks to his voters as if they’re four years-old. How do they not get this bad actor.
They understand him.😂😂
He speaks at their level.
Oh, come 'on! Give the four year olds a *little more credit!* 'More like two year olds.
It is because has not progressed from being 4 years old.
He knows who his audience is.
Keep going, tell it like its. Thanks
Oh man. That guy at the end…
We Love you Jimmy Kimmel. Thank you 🙏🏽 👌🏽❤️🤭👏🏽🤣
watching people lie nervously over and over is epic. this guy's girlfriend better check his phone lol
The guy on the street was trying so hard to keep a straight face when the cameraman said stormi Daniel's was trumps running mate. 😂 on a serious note....was that george santos?
The guy been interviewed was gold!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah the Trumpmanian Devil looks like Bevis and Butthead combined.
Jimmy's delivery always seems like he is doing it off the top of his head. 💪🏽
Jimmy Kimmel ☺️ You are The Greatest!!! 😊😊. Thank You for sharing this with Everyone ☺️😁. Please don't Retire 😭💔!!!
Was that last guy Georgie Santos’ little bro?😂😂😂
“Donnie thinks that AI means Another Indictment.” 😂🤣
Damn! Yall found George Santos! Lol
The last guy was George Santos son !!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember living next to a channel for the LA river and hearing shopping carts scraping down it when there was heavy rain....
Love the guy on the streets fast responses. Too funny. Great improv. Love it.
LOL Orange and Juice! That was great!
why wouldnt the search a locked closet!?!? if i had a search warrant served to me they would search everything locked or not.
"Alina got hit by a..." should not be as funny as it is. I feel so bad for laughing as hard as I am. 😂
That interview guy could be George Santos' brother!😂😂
Pretty sure Santos would say that was him
He didn't miss a beat 😅!
Are you sure it wasn't George Santos claiming to be his brother?