Trump Thinks He’s More Popular Than Taylor Swift, Senators Grill Social Media CEOs & Elmo Goes Viral
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- Cases of Syphilis in the United States skyrocketed to the highest numbers since the 1950s, in Washington they held the annual lambasting of the social media CEOs event and most of the Senators are too old to figure any of it out, a ruling is expected any day now on how much Donald Trump will have to shell out for the multi-million dollar fraud case he is about to lose, Trump is reportedly telling people he’s more popular than Taylor Swift, we check in with Elmo after he went viral for asking everyone on X how they were holding up, and we play a new round of “Foreigner or Not?”
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That they would feel threatened and challenged by a young woman encouraging people to participate in Democracy tells you all you need to know about them.
True dat 💙😎👍💯🇺🇸
So stupid to hear them say Taylor should stay out of politics but analysis from Kid Rock and Ted Nugent is fine...
And she has not even asked them to vote one way or another. Just please vote. That's all it takes to make them snap.
Independent, successful and influential women tend to trigger MAGA.
@@BebetoLopez-bp1jx No MAGA allowed! 😀
I wonder if Josh Haley is ready to apologize to the families of everyone who died on January 6th.
I wonder if Josh Hawley and all his Republican Maga pals in Congress, are on Jack Smith's list! 💙💙🇺🇲
That’s a very good point 👍
He had his runnin' shoes on that day!
Rots of ruck
He does not even know what you are talking about. 🇺🇸💙
Never in my life had I expected to hear the name Gelsenkirchen on US late night TV
Gelsenkirchen exsist for sure
Right!?!😂 🇩🇪
@@s04paule unlike Bielefeld
Diesen Joke verstehen nur Deutsche, aber ich finde ihn trotzdem gut 😂@@mfsoab
Sind hier noch Deutsche?😂
Happy Greetings from GELSENKIRCHEN/GERMANY! We cant wait to see and hear Taylor this summer in the heart of Germany!!😊🙏👍
Hätte nicht gedacht, dass ich hier mal Deutsche sehen würde. 👍😂
@@Julia25120 Wenn Meister Kimmel schonmal von GELSENKIRGEN/Germany spricht, müssen wir standesgemäß antworten-oder???
@@spitzerhall Natürlich! 👍👍👍
Hätte bloß gar nicht gedacht, dass Deutsche die Videos überhaupt auch gucken.
99% aller Zuschauer sind halt Amerikaner.
Aber freut mich zu sehen.
@@Julia25120 In Germany läuft Jimmy Fallon jede Woche - Kimmel leider nicht!
Tayler am ballen so wie Schalke 04
When will those senators also apologise to the families who lives they have ruined with their lies?
Or be held accountable for their actions in January 6th?
They won't be. Why would our government hold itself accountable?
Yes👏👏👏👏👏. They got nerve!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
When will AG garland start indicting these traitors?
we patriots are going to take care of Kennedy.... he's fk'd
Running Man Hawley trying to salvage his reputation as a traitorous coward.
Has Josh Hawley apologized for supporting an insurrection and the pain the capitol police had to endure???
Well said 👍💯
Nope and won't doesn't think owes anything sense it was just another day on the capital. These ppl have no bottom
same immediate thought... at the very least, josh could have apologized for the people he shoved and stepped on as he attempted to flee the capitol building because he was scared of maga followers...
Not that i recall....
Hawley needs to apologize to the State of Missouri........Little Pinhead Insurrection Running Boy.
An army of pissed off Swifties.....YES PLEASE!!!!
And she doesn't have to say a thing, the GOP attack her, they will just go against GOP for that.
Get them all out to vote for Biden.
Where do I enlist?
I'm all for anything that gets the youngins out to vote, because it is their country that the GOP is currently trying to destroy and they need to make their voices heard or deal with the consequences of remaining silent.
1 million? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gelsenkirchen in Germany, also known as "Gulsan Kirken" in the Jimmy Kimmel Show is a well known city in our country: It exists, it's real!!!! We love that comment concerning Gelsenkirchen!!! 😂❤
Ausgeseichnet
👍
Gluck auf!
Taylor wird ausflippen in GELSENKIRGEN/Germany - und die deutschen SWIFTIES ERST !! Thats for sure!!
Swift being a real billionaire and able to fill the same stadium a few nights in a row while Trump isn’t a billionaire and can’t even fill 1% of that stadium. That must really hurt his ego.
By now Trump should be used to being so TINY.
You need mental help
Aeh, ho jiak boh?
@@Staymadboii Project much?💙💙💙💙 VOTE BLUE 💙💙💙💙
Are you like slow in your head trump is worth 2.6 billion dollars
Even Elmo is more popular than Donald Trump.
OMG Elmo is WAY more popular! At the peak of the Tickle Me Elmo craze he might have even rivaled the mighty Tay-Tay!
Even puky drunk, smoking, passed out Elmo.
Elmo's popularity stretches generations, Trump, not so much.
his new nickname is syphilis don lol
a politician should serve the country. I'm glad that Biden is not a pop star like his worshipped counterpart.
German here: The reason nobody outside of our country has ever heard of Gelsenkirchen - a 260,000 people city within Germany's most densely populated region, the Ruhrgebiet, close to Dortmund und Düsseldorf - is probably that the city's name is not in the title of its well-known soccer club, which actually had its fair share of international success on the European level in the past: FC Schalke 04. They are traditionally regarded as the large local rival to Borussia Dortmund and their stadium is actually the 5th largest in Germany (after Berlin, Dortmund and two in Munich). So Taylor Swift easily selling it out three days in a row can be seen as quite an accomplishment, I guess ;)
Was ein deutscher Kommentar
Hey Germanhere- superausführlich erklärt - aber das wird den gemeinen AMI leider nicht jucken, weil die meisten ( nearly 90%) nich mal wissen, wo Germany liegt!! Gruss aus dem wilden Süden Germanys!!
"Ayatollah Complaini" 😂😂😂
The person who wrote that joke deserves a raise!
I agree!! 🤟💙🇺🇸😂😂
Assahola
An army of pissed off Swifties was my favorite.
😂💯👍
It is even better than „Agent Orange“ 😂
If trump loses because of Taylor Swift, I will laugh so hard.
He probably will
Same 😂
Trump will lose because of Trump.
he wont lol
I think he will lose because of Donald trump.
Jimmy Carter has always been an amazing man. Trump never made it to manhood.
Are you high? Jimmy Carter was the third-worst president in my lifetime. The second-worst was the clown that gave homeless free phones, Obama. The worst? Our current, feeble president.
Absolutely true
From Canada! I’m with you all the way!!
👍
Trump can't spell ABC on baby building blocks !
this Foreigner or Not was one of the funniest segments!! 😂
“Namibia…………….im gonna need to see some identification”
That was soo funny. 😂😂 I'm watching from Australia 🇦🇺👍
There is a difference between famous and infamous dear Donald. You are infamous.
He is both. Heavily divisive.
@@LAkadian *DON'T be so hard on OBAMA*
Hawley demanding accountability is the joke of the century!!!
Absolutely. Cool speedo tho.
The sad joke is that useless AG Garland hasn’t even investigated these traitors!
i thought american 'democracy' was. it's an oligarchy. in a democracy, it would be the MAJORITY of people, not the majority of electors who elect a president.
Exactly
He was yelling at Zuck while Zuck was trying to apologize.
I LOVE that Zuckerberg TURNED and FACED the parents and family members to apologize. Shows much more class than Hawley. Hawley is a CREEP.
Sure is.
Hawley needs to apologize to Americans for being a traitor.
I'm not a fan of Zuck but he is a saint compared to Hawley.
Hawley has a deep voice to be such a punk.
Honestly, he seemed totally put on the spot and then he said the best he could think of, at the time. It was lame but then SO much more genuine than the average CEO, right?
Elmo was originally conceived as a supporting character and background character by Henson Associates-based Muppet artist/builder Caroly Wilcox in 1979.
Elmo's Birthday is February 3rd
Elmo looks good for 45!
I KNEW it was UK! LOLOLOL I don't know why, but I just did. The JoAnn Fabric store comment. Perfect.
Hawley is such a creep.
Has the NRA apologized for what is actually killing kids?
They will, as soon as they get back from vaction on their private jets
They are too busy from the fallout of the CEO stealing most of their money
That would ɓe great.
SO much more relevant a question than I've heard asked in Congress anytime recently.
What does the nra have to do with malnutrition? More kids die from that than anything.
RUMP NEEDS TO BE IN PRISON ALREADY!!
As a German living near Gelsenkirchen: that joke was VERY funny.
My faith in the USA is not lost as long as there are voices of reason and wit like Jimmy's and likeminded people. Greetings from Germany.
What does yada yada yada mean.
@@lars_g_sorensenswitzerfoot6677Elaine on Seinfeld used yadda yadda yadda to infer "Everyone knows what happens on a date alone in the apartment after some wine at Elaine's place..."
Nbla@@lars_g_sorensenswitzerfoot6677"blablablabla"
@lars_g_sorensenswitIt means MAGAT speak! 😊zerfoot6677
Greetings from America, 😁Hopefully we can get this chump Trump train derailed and get back to serious business of running a country...a lot of good people here but unfortunately the conservatives won't recognize that it's no longer 1950🫡😁💯
Unleash the Swifties - he's done like dinner now, LOL!!
When Elmo threw up I almost sheeted in my pants from laughing.
Zuckerberg should’ve said “you first” to Hawley 🤨
He actually should have! 💯😂
Not even the most popular Donald, there's this Cartoon Duck......
Brilliant, JK
......"that has a speech impediment and doesn't wear pants" ! .......
Josh Hawley hasn't apologized for providing support and comfort to an insurrection then running like the coward he is when they came looking for them.
Josh hawley is phony !!!
Has he apologized to America?
He hasn’t been charged yet but we will see! That is the apology that counts!
@@doningraham916we can thank our AG Merrick Garland …. For not indicting insurrectionists so they remain in office!
Yeah 'cause it was planned like a MF, only in this country do we believe high level politicians didn't see that coming from a mile away. Easy to get into those conservative groups, set your photo as a flag or a politician and there you go.
Microwave Head Man - So cool the way he closed that door! My Hero!!!😅😅😅
Greetings from Germany! I can confirm that Trump is not popular in Gelsenkirchen 😅
The only "german" City where Mr Trump is more popular than Taylor Swift is Kaliningrad
Yeah, cause we have ten thousands of people living here Trump would deport.
Trump Experiencing
Swift Decline 😂
@@rhutwijtulankar1326
The best part of taking Trump to the Cleaners is the Agitation Cycle
Predator Poopy Pants really is the comedic gift that keeps on giving
@@J-sp6ocOnly to Trumplings.
@@J-sp6ocCope harder 😂
@@Joe-wb1xh J Might Not Be In Prison. But His Idol Donny TRAMP Is Headed That Way...
Swifties if you are listening, bring millions of votes to keep our democracy 👏🇺🇸👏🇺🇸👏🇺🇸👏
Let’s go swifties 👍🇺🇸👍🇺🇸👍
Josh Hawley should make the same Zuckerburg apology to the Capitol Police and families.
Chicken Hawley issued the same apology to the Capitol Police and their families in MAGAnese.
*The mostly peaceful riot on Jan 6th*
*Nancy should apologize, GEE, what a coincidence HER daughter was THERE with a FILM* *CREW, ALMOST like she KNEW something was PLANNED*
More popular than Swift, treated worse than Lincoln. Trump is delusional.
Thinks he's more handsome than George Clooney 😑😑😑🤢🤢
Obviously
Lincoln got shot. What is he talking about?
Dementia will do that.
Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing
Hey, I'm 76 and I just repaired my garage door opener!
C'mon all you did was replace the batteries after your grandkids told you to 😅😅
Well done! 😂
Cool!! 😃
I just fixed my ice maker! ( it was in the off position)
🗽 😶🌫️ 🇺🇲
The Donald Duck reference was awesome!
Thank You Jimmy K.😂😂🤟💙🌊🇺🇸
Now would Josh Hawley like to apologize to the Capitol police and the American people?
RE: Sen. Hawley asking Zuckerberg to apologize
Did Hawley ever apologize for raising his fist to Jan 6th Insurrectionists? Or should we just infer he was sorry because, as the footage showed, he had to run for his life through the Capitol?
Can’t decide if he’s a traitor or a coward 😂
@@griggbaylee5808 Both. And a jerk too.
Both.
- Blue Missourian 💙 🇺🇸
Both.
It's amazing how brave legislators such as Senator Josh Hawley were all in solidarity with the January 6th insurrectionists, but after [bleep] started to get real and their own lives were in danger, they ran like the cowards we all knew they were. Hawley certainly tried to act like he was walking in lockstep (goosestep?) with the rioters, but when push came to shove, he turned out to be a big old baby, just like the Orange Messiah he worships. This creep makes me sick.
How low, how petty must Trump be to loudly and proudly proclaim he’s more popular than… Taylor Swift.
Greetings from Gelsenkirchen in Germany. We are looking forward to Taylor Swift. 🎉🇩🇪
Zuckerberg to Hawley: Would you like to apologise to the People of America for inciting an Insurection? ^Crickets^
An insurrection?? LOL bozo
@@JW30000wtf would you call it. I’m very curious as to your opinion. 🤬🤬🤬🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@cherylclifton1198JW is a worthless bot
@@JW30000 Right back at ya 🥳🥳......... seriously, out of all the insults available, BOZO, that's the best you've got? You need to up your game mate 🥳
Shoutout from Gelsenkirchen, Germany. Living few hundred meters away from the Veltins Arena... it does exist ;)
Gruß dich! Bin Amerikaner und wohne auch in Gelsenkirchen (in Bulmke-Hüllen, direkt Am Stern) 🎉 Glück Auf! 🇺🇸 🇩🇪 🍻 😎
I googled the stadium and see Bundlesliga club Schalke plays in it.
I hadn't heard about Schalke for years now.
Richtig, Bielefeld gibt's nicht😅
@@waryaawariiri1812 that's probably because they've been a bottom dwelling team in the german league for years before they finally got relegated to their 2nd league. I recently googled the standings there, and they might even get relegated again.
Our poor American guy! 🤣🇺🇸😜”well go back there!” 🤣🤣🤣
At this point , Taylor doesn't even need to endorse Biden.
Swifties, stand back and stand by!
👍🤣
@A-qn1le so definitely more than the orange monster!
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Loved the last guy's style, was very gracious 🤝🇺🇲
I don't know if my sanity would be as intact as it is without Jimmy Kimmel, seriously.
GELSENKIRCHEN Germany does exist😂I live in Germany and Gelsenkirchen is 15 minutes away from where I live!!! I love JIMMY!!! Party on and Greetings from Europe!!!
YES YES YES!! REMOVE CHUMP FROM THE BALLOTS IMMEDIATELY!!
President Chunk
So funny, you make a crappy night still a crappy night, but at least I'm laughing now! Thanks Jimmy Kimmel and Co
I’m surprised anyone can ever take Josh Hawley seriously anymore after he ran away from Trumps minions storming the capitol, while still sticking to the insurrectionist in charge. If he would ask me to apologize I’d deflect it right back to him.. how about you apologize for being a coward … twice?
It was kind of a fast skip or a scamper, his exiting the capital. What a little twerp.
I believe hawley the scamper is the new nickname you got it
Trying to act tough bossing Mark Zuckerberg around. 😂
Come on, Misouri!
@@jaydickey1049you misspelled "twink".
It’s important to point out that him stopping business in New York is only for five years. Which I don’t think as long enough, it should be never again.
No. It forever for him..but five yrs for the boys
No jokes about Gelsenkirchen! 😮
One of the worldwide most famous soccer teams is from there.
What a shame you don't know! 😬
It’s actually ridiculous, losing their minds over a pop star.
They're not losing their minds over a pop star, because that ship has sailed a looong time ago.
They're just upset that all their female "commentators" look like AI Kari Lake with various wigs and skin colors.
Not saying anything but that's by far not the most ridiculous thing they've lost their mind over.
He should be challenged to hold a rally at same time as Taylor. You think he's crying now, lol... 😂😂😂😂😂😂
There is absolutely NO SHAME with these people. Really, J. Hawley, and all those with you? Zuckerberg should have stood up and said, "While I'm apologizing for my part in the pain and suffering that I or my company may have caused these people, why don't you all stand up and apologize for your part, or shall I say your lack of support in stricter gun laws and sales that's resulted in the deaths of many, many individuals?" If you all can't stand with me and we all apologize, then don't you dare ask me to do the same when there's blood on all of our hands. I would have loved to see their reaction.
In Oregon their state law prohibits legislators from running for office permanently if they boycott sessions to prevent a bill from being voted. Let's see how that works if we make that tlaw in all 50 states and our federal government.
Yes Oregon just dumped 10 republicans for not showing up
My jaw hit the floor when Jimmy mentioned Gelsenkirchen Germany. I have an old friend there who would totally be amazed his small town was mentioned in a joke on an American late night show.
And my football team, FC Porto beat Monaco in the Champion League's final in Gelsenkirchen. I was really amazed that they mentioned the town on Jimmy Kimmel
It's not a small town.
@@Itcouldbebunnies BUT NOT BIG? MID... 270,000.. SO NOT SMALL
I only know it from the ski jump on New Year’s Day!
My whole family used to watch it, every single year!
And I’m not even German!
….I’m Dutch and it was (is?) aired the whole day long!
Addition (after being corrected, thankfully): I’m also a foolish and an at times somewhat confused Dutchie….!!!!
Because I happily have mixed up ‘my’ German cities here….
It’s still just 1,5 hour from where I live to Gelsenkirchen, but nope: no ski jumping nonsense there.
That was, indeed in Garmisch-Partenkirchen….
So: I’m sorry, silly me, I made a mistake.
At least there was a church…. That’s something. 😉
@@The_Real_Mier
That's Garmisch-Partenkirchen...🤦♀️
OMG the Elmo segment was truly HILARIOUS!
🤮😂🤣😅
Yeah. Looked like that late night kebab was not the best idea.
@@cigarsid7445
Yup.
Bwahahah!
Someone might not see this, so that's fine. It's fine!!!!!!!!!
If the MAGA comes for Elmo because of Biden, let the Elmo army speak. It would be the Game of Thrones irony considering Elmo's the same color as their logo...
omg the Elmo bit made me lol 🤣🤣
3:15 "tic tac is what you have in your pants"... would have been a better punchline.
OMG!, didn't expect Elmo to barf. Wait for the punch line " E...M...T"
“You Need To Calm Down” actually WAS written to Rump! 😂
I know it's the wrong show, but nice jackaling! 🐾
Gelsenkirchen definitely exists and they have one of the finest soccer stadiums 'Arena auf Schalke'.
I'm living near Gelsenkirchen in Germany. It's part of the Ruhr area which has a population of 5 million but it's distributed over a dozen or so connected cities, so most people haven't heard of it.
Josh Hawley is the kind of man who would’ve dressed up as a woman on the Titanic.
And stole someone's child too. But now I can't get the visual out of my mind!
@@gary-rr7jpsame Im so scared now
😂
and pushed other women outta the way
Great comment! He’s actually worse than Cal..
Kimmel has the best trump nicknames. Ayatollah Complainey is great.
I wonder how many people remember who Ayatollah Khomeini even is
Me. 62YR old British pèrson.
I was looking for someone who pointed that out it’s genius, props to his writers!
And Donye west 🤣💙💙
Me. The title was funny, but saying he was issuing a Fatwa against Taylor Swift made me fall out laughing.
Shared that one
A pissed off Army of Swifties 😂 love it and Thank-you for speaking truth 💙💙💙
The black guy with the microwave on his head riding a bicycle is most surreal thing I've seen in a long time. 😆
So senator may I ask you what does bing bing bong bong mean?
And whoosh.
I dont understand how anyone could take Trump seriously.... love the show Jimmy❤
No way in hell is criminal dump is more popular than Taylor…
Why are they blaming the social media platforms? And not the parents for not watching their kids?
Oh, you can absolutely blame social media for intentionally addictive designs and doing nothing to shut down harrassment and bullying via their platforms.
@paulgibbon5991 I disagree... 1.) addictive designs.... that's like saying how dare you make these Oreo cookies so delicious. You know I'm addicted to delicious things! Ya, that's what we want. We want you to use our product. That's how this works.
And 2.) Wanting the platforms to be responsible for the stuff people do on them. That is so stupid to me
That's like saying, "Hey Ford! Lots of people are driving your cars and some of them are using them to commit crimes and run from the police. You should be responsible for giving them a way to commit these crimes! What are you going to do to fix this Ford?
Everyone these days are looking for escape goats instead of taking responsibility for themselves and their kids.
Good point
You know nothing about the science of social media and how damaging it is to people especially kids/teens.
@@AspiredLife which is why I won't be letting my kid use it. Boom problem solved
A rich person doesn't have to tell you how rich they are. A smart person doesn't have to tell you how smart they are. An honest person doesn't have to tell you how honest they are. A popular person doesn't have to tell you how popular they are. That's what a con man does.
100%!
Over and over and over and over and over again
A conman who also knows he’s an inferior specimen hence his never ending narcissistic rage and self-loathing.
YES. TOTALLY
I've been telling people for over 30 years since I worked with him in the casino business that Trump has always been, is, & probably will always be, first & foremost, a CONMAN. However, now I'm more concerned about Biden being a war criminal, Zionist funding & arming Apartheid Israel's genocidal ethnic cleansing while Vets sleep under bridges, & his severe inflation on the basic necessities the bottom HALF of America now has to spend ALL our money on.
The trouble is that no-one from the tech companies being questioned, when asked what 'Yada, yada, yada' meant had the cojones to reply 'It's the noise this committee is making while we're all sitting here with our thumbs up our a**es.'
You are Correct! 😆😂
I believe that noise was "blah blah blah" let the record show 😉
🤣🤣🤣
Does he really think swifties will leave her for trump? That’s never ever ever going to happen.
Swifty's worldwide outnumber all of us😂
Elmo puking was a visual that will never be erased.
“Don-ye Worst” would’ve been even better 😂
Gelsenkirchen is actually well known in Germany due to a famous and traditional soccer team called 'Schalke 04'... still funny.
I probably would have said it's more likely that I win the lottery than you ever mentioning Gelsenkirchen were I grew up 😂
Jawohl!
Can't stop 😂😂😂. Incredibly funny, poignant and prescient segment!
The fact that Biden was in-tune enough with the American people to know that was occurring, and then taking the time to post an encouraging message is actually pretty impressive. He is, of course a politician, and I'm sure there are plenty of folks who would deny him any credit for this based on the fact there's an election coming, but the point to note is - look at the contrast. When was the last time Trump sent out a message that was positive towards absolutely all who heard it? It's not in him to be kind.
And if he does post something to acknowledge something bad going on or terrible that’s happened
His “words of comfort” are ALWAYS followed by attacks against enemies and slights against others
Look no further then his piss poor posts he made shortly after Melania’s mother’s passing
Not in him to president, either. I think Russia has been attacking the US since 9/11. And fools the world that he can be negotiated with
Trump takes credit for the economy
Biden credits the American people the working class specifically.
reddit moment of the month
Has Hawley apologized to his followers for his sprint through the hallways of the Capitol? Maybe he didn't want to be late for the picnic.
Im just here from Gelsenkirchen, Germany, to tell you, it does existiert :D Awesome to hear Jimmy Kimmel talk about it 😂
That was one of your best monologues. Bravo!
I’d like the United States Republican House and SENATE to apologize to the people too - they also have blood on their hands for using social media to TELL LIES!!!
GOP has blood on their hands for ignoring mass shootings.
Parents should send the GOP of kid corps pictures
Don't forget Fox, OANN, and Newsmax!
I thought the same thing...Ted Cruz needs to apologise for the "only way to stop a bad man with a gun ....." Garbage he spews
What lies?
What blood 🩸?
If Swifties cancel Donnie she should get a Nobel Peace Prize!
😄👍😄
She’s got my vote!
It already drives Stinky insane that Barrack Obama got the Peace Prize.
For sure‼️😻
🙏💙 vote blue!
It's the guy with the microwave on his head, though!
tic tack is a cheap alcoholic drink in El Salvador😂😂
He couldn't get sports teams to show up for a big mac feast at The White House. The music he chose to play at his rallies created anger by the musicians and they demanded he stop playing those songs. He wasn't given permission to use them.
When I studied in Med school, and for 20 years thereafter, every simple blood profile included the VRDL syphilis test. Then we stopped, then syphilis came back, SURPRISE! Now we do MRI's, CAT SCANS and meaningless genetic isolations. Lets train our doctors to diagnose and provide safe, effective health care, however; never happened in America before.
BOOO- you cant do Elmo like that!!! too much 🤨
The first two thirds was priceless, but Elmo was off the rails 😂🤢🤮
I'll burst into laughter if Trump loses because of Taylor Swift.
It’s gonna happen!
He will win, because the Democrats seem to think that Taylor Swift is going to win the election for them.
Most taylor swift fans arent allowed to vote
I HOPE THIS WILL GIVE PRES. J. BIDEN A LANDSLIDE......
VOTE BLUE!!!!!!😊
*Not bloody likely*
*13 yo girls can't vote*
"alright well go back there" lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kimmel has some good fans with great humor
Jimmy roasted that guy! Hahaha
Trump picking a fight with taylor swift is like desantis picking a fight with a cartoon mouse or dukakis thinking riding in a tank would improve his numbers...how'd that go again?