Trump’s Hands Stir Up Syphilis Speculation & MyPillow Mike Sells Organs After Getting Dropped by Fox
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- čas přidán 17. 01. 2024
- Donald Trump had to deal with a viral moment that was embarrasing even for him, he has been going out of his way to convince us that his brain is just fine by bragging about the results of that cognitive test he took in 2020, Elise Stefanik is said to be a frontrunner for VP pick, Donny was busy in court yesterday trying to intimidate E. Jean Carroll, in Oklahoma a state representative named Justin Humphrey is cracking down on furries in the classroom, and we check in with MyPillow Mike Lindell who is no longer welcome on Fox News!
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First of all oil is called "black gold", second "non liquid gold" is just regular gold.
Yes - Liquid Gold is a brand of furniture polish.
Isn't it also what Velveeta cheese calls itself?
I thought the non liquid gold that is corn was HFCS.
@@ColorMeConfused29 HFCS is syrup so a liquid
He did say, “Wehavemoreliquidgoldoilandgasmoreliquidgold…” it was easy to miss. But, of course, natural gas isn’t a liquid, so his clarification of what he meant was still wrong. Such a stable genius.
I’m in Germany & remember when Trump first began bragging about that test. The neurologist I see for my ADHD knows exactly what test he was referring to & got a great deal of comic mileage out of it. It’s the cognitive equivalent of still being able to tie his shoes & he announced it to the world. 🙄
The sad thing is that the American people have to choose between someone who brags about passing a test that's the cognitive equivalent to being able to tie your shoes and one who definitely cannot still tie his own shoes. 350 million people and these are the two choices...
Proving his Mental Maturity arrested at age 6?
We all know exactly what test it is. It is The Montreal Cognitive Test.
Love it:)
@@mozerm I think you better start listening to @Meidas Touch a little bit better, Biden may be up there in age, but he certainly with it, probably more than most of us who are younger than he is!!! 🤷🏻♀️
“Instead of being enfeebled by age, the Elder had been empowered by it; He could outfly any gull in the Flock, and he had learned skills that the others were only gradually coming to know.” - Richard Bach - “Jonathan Livingston Seagull”
"Syphilis? I've never met her, don't know who she is..... everyone says she's a nasty person" 🤣
Yep! I was just itching to say that! LOL😮
except he'd never say "person." He ONLY says "nasty woman...."
The reference to syphilis being a woman could just be a pun. The name Phyllis, said with a lisp sounds like the disease and unfortunately, Phyllis is a female name.
Can't please everyone with humor I guess. Some viruses will keep you safe from the general population in the stir. However, there is a group of folks who also have multiple infections to share with you when your dentures are out. Bubba's waitin'.
😂😂
i took the same test when i was diagnosed with vascular dementia to tell if i was to far gone to make medical decissions I passed & if you werent told you have dementia why did they give you that test
Exactly and Donnie said they've made him take it more than once 2 times now.
Late stage syphilis can cause brain damage. Explains a lot in Trump’s case.
He has great policies 😂
syphilis? he has burned himself on his bong. the fact he uses marihuana explains a lot.....
Don’t know there was much to damage to begin with.
Can't damage what ain't there.
Bot
And a few years ago during his Presidency Trump said, "I dont think anyone should be above the law"
And Trump also said he was the party of law and order. What a hypocrite. Nothing but lies comes out of Trumps mouth.
Trump would argue that "I'm not just anyone" as his rebuttal
Yea because it was Hillary 🤨 he's such a hypocrite
He meant "except for me."
He meant except for me and NetanYahu
That guy having conversation with his boy about where to poop at is what its like trying to have a conversation with Trump on a cognitive and logical level.
Def like having a conversation w/a Trump supporter.
...except the kid's not even wrong about what diapers are for. His toddler logic is actually pretty sound.
im sure you could do any of the stuff trump could do right? im sure i could google your name and you would be the first result right? being such a megamind and all
yeah, sure and you really believe that
@@internethardcase 91 criminal indictments across 4 jurisdictions and an adjudged sexual predator. Now that’s something to aspire to!
That's seriously the best Mike Pillow impression ever.
❤was that the actual Mike pillow 😮
Looked so much like him
He is talking about the "Mini-Cog" test. Anybody can pull it up online. I took it years ago and still remember Heaven, Daughter, Mountain were my words. During his interview, 4 days after his Mini-Cog test, he not recall the 3 words given in his Mini-Cog test but he couldn't even think of or come up words of his own from thinking. He had to actually look for something in front of him in order to come up with up a word. This really shows how poor his cognitive skills are.
I agree. I think the same thing every time I listen to his babble. He's got some serious total mind "glitches" every so often too.
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist- Can you say more about that?
Actually that cognitive test can be easily passed by your average eight year old. Since blubber boy never matured past four years old, the test really was probably hard for him, as he said.
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist- Maybe you need a cognitive test...
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist-Only 2 Corinthians? You'd have thought there'd be more of them.....
That was the best my pillow sketch ever... that dude's impression is utterly uncanny lol
James Adomian is amazing at many impressions😊
The dementia test isn't really for passing or failing. It's to guage where the dementia or brain trauma is. But they also need a brain scan to see if there is atrophy.
I took a test when I was younger to see if I have learning disabilities.
If you need a dementia test that alone should disqualify you for Commander-in-Chief.
He was saying that the doctors were so impressed, so amazed! 😂 they were impressed that he got four words right.
@@miapdx503 he needs a brain scan
I don’t think trump has a brain
Those are sores when you look at it up close.
My mother ACED that test at age 94. It was given to her by her doctor when she went for her car license. (NZ)
And I bet your mom didn't identify E. Jean Carroll as her wife Marla in a sworn deposition.
@@mypillowguy445 Nor not recognise the real wife at the time, Ivana.
I took that test to get my driver license. I am 84 and aced the test. Remembering the words was the hardest part but I got all of them. The rest of the test a grade school kid could do that easily. 🇨🇦
Synagogue of satan the accuser beelzebub. Twitch switch?
My mother, who had mild cognitive impairment in her 90s (mild, but significant enough that she could no longer live alone, so i was her live-in carer), took it every three months and always passed it. Everyone passes it except those who are massively impaired.
And, there are no multiplication or division questions on it. His complete refusal-- or inability -- to understand how this test is used and to grasp that passing it means nothing other than "You don't yet have advanced dementia" should, in itself, be disqualifying for office.
Tertiary syphilis can be dormant for decades.
Hus brain has been dormant for many years.
He manifests lot of other symptoms of inherited syphilis
Like his Hair? Cheers!@@paulawynburne7917
Wow, Karma RETURNS...
He has blood on his tiny little hands.😂
Like our armed militia.
Finally, an insult to STDs, who'd have thought!!!???
So, following tRump's "logic", Biden has the right to declare he's just going to remain as president and not have an election.
HE CAN GET CURED FOR SYPH BUT MAYBE ITS ALREADY DONE THE DAMAGED TO HIS BRAIN, IT MAKES SENSE NOW !!! DON THE SYPH
Al Capone died from this decease also Capone was a Republican. 😊
No wonder!.....
Syph Lord
He could get all the Syph in the world and still be more cognitively available than Biden. Its a sad world we live in
@@railrodemike
Exactly!
Many years ago, I saw Donnie Boy walking the halls of the WH with his Ivanka, & I asked her, on Twitter, "Why is your Daddy taking steroids?" (His face was very swollen & his back was hunched over, more than usual.) She didn't answer my question but, I already knew the answer: TERTIARY SYPHILIS: the same exact disease that killed Al Capone!
You can be treated for syphilis up to the early latent stage but, the damage done to your organs is permanent.
BTW- The reason for the kidney surgery Melania required, could have been the result of syphilis.
Remember, gloves are required when shaking trumps hands!!😱
I would not touch that with one of his televangelist yachts .
Or never shake him at all.
Along with a mask he lies about killer viruses!!
This would be my way of shaking hands with him. 🙏 the Indian greeting, which avoids touching hands.
There is a fury problem. We had a costume party and this kid showed up in dark glasses and a patch of fury tape in the palm of his hand. The hostess made the mistake of asking him why he has a fury palm. " They always told me I'd go blind and grow hair in my palm". I still can't stop laughing.
True story.
Furry
Fury is like rage and white hot anger.
A 'fury" problem? Learn to spell.
Please, have some of these :
r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r
We've always had furies in the classroom. We called them mascots 😂😂😂
I've been speculating that Trump has syphilis for YEARS now. Listening to the way he talks, and looking at how he's lived his miserable life, it was never a difficult line to draw.
You people are so obsessed with Trump.
You’ve been thinking about a man you’ve never met for years. How embarrassing
So have I! The cognitive issues he has and the decline he’s shown also makes me think this is a possibility.
I knew there was something when I saw a photo that looks like a brain shunt under his hair... years ago.
It also explains why Melania won't let him touch her
I haven't. That gives him an out do to syphilitic brain damage. I for one, give him full credit for his own madness.
Makes sense to me. His sleeping around and strange behaviors.
Not that he was ever all there in the first place. Just ask Mary Trump.
I think he touched a cross...burn!😂
Or someone splashed him with holy water?
😅
@@Faesharlynthe holy water scenario does seem likely. Lol
Give that Mike Lindel actor an award and an IV STAT!
Oh, damn that Lindell bit had me rolling😂😂😂
Syphilis is a day away from releasing a statement distancing itself from Donnie's campaign.
Syphilis has sent out one statement.
Yes I Syphilis do make people go mad at a certain stage, but not Trump mad that is several levels beyond my power.
Hi.exactly.teump threatens and ridicules everyone .so karma came knocking
Syphilis released a statement: Trump? Don't know him, never met him. Just a coffee (covfefe) boy! 🤣
siphilis: Man, I told Donnie, you don't have immunity, but would he listen? Hell naw!😅😅😅😅😅
Diet Coke and KFC. All good.
Just like almost all criminals, you let them keep blabbering and they will expose themselves as the crook that they are!!
Jimmy, would you PLEASE start substituting a child's voice over trump's!!??
Don't think I can take anymore of his whining...
Killer MyPillow Mike Lindell sketch - he & your writers deserve ONE GIANT EMMY for that! Screamin' funny!
No can't stand the crazy 😮
The Mike Lindell actor is so good. 😂😂😂
Whilst googling syphilis, I discovered 45 may go out like Al Capone. Hmmmmm. No wonder he knows about him. Probably did the same google search. 😂😂😂🇬🇧
Omg you're right 😄
Syphils makes soooooo much sense! Ty. 🇬🇧
Cocaine in the 80s-90s and Ritalin since then also makes sense. Syphillis is the icing on the cake
It really does eh?
"I have the best syphilis! In the whole history of syphilis nobody had better syphilis!!!"
“Perfect syphilis!”
That Mike Lindell bit was funny af😂😂😂
That's it! That's why Donnie Rump was talking so much about Al Capone! He searched for famous people who've had syphilis and found out Capone died of it!
I was thinking the same thing.
Getting to go out like Al Capone after his next presidency seems oddly fitting
That's exactly what happened, except I think it was Walt who told him. You know, to placate him and make him feel special?
Hint hint hint!
Go SYPHILIS!
Maybe that explains his sudden fascination with Al Capone, Al Capone died of Neurosyphilis. We all know that Trump lowkey likes to talk about things that are going on in his life and make them political issues like when he was complaining about low flush toilets? It was because he was having trouble flushing classified documents. Just sayin.
Yes, he absolutely tried to flush documents, he saves his dumps for his diapers
💯
Yea that exactly what happened OK. Back to the padded room ! lmao
Flushing documents in a building that literally has 28 fireplaces. What a genius.
@@TampaDave commenting on fictional narratives = mental masturbation. Getting a job is a GOOD thing ! At least give it a try !
".. And I aced it. I think it was 35... 30 questions..." Well, Ace, which was it?😳🤣
That my pillow man skit was brutal to watch 😅 like a crazy horror movie.
You know you are really off your rocker when Fox cancels you Lindell!
What's off their rocker is believing a huge corporation like Fox gives away advertising time for free.
Lumpy Lindell
Give that brilliant comedian who does Mike Lindell an Emmy already; he's always spot on and freaking HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I totally concur. An Emmy for the actor doing Lindell.
James Adomian
That's REALLY Mike Lindell
💯 %
"Organ Freeman" killed me!!!
It’s really difficult too because the original os already a cartoon
People only take cognitive tests if your friends and family are concerned that you are losing your mind.
I'd probably take one just out of curiosity ... oh, and I had one for a job training. And I always liked taking IQ tests because they're basically logic riddles.
Or you've suffered any sort of TBI; traumatic brain injury
Lindell impersonator was great!
That's the best advert for NOT GETTING SYPHILIS I've ever seen 👍😂
A moment of silence and a silent prayer for syphilis recently diagnosed with Trumpism. RIP.
Spirochete suicide?
It looks like a rather severe case as well. 😔
Never thought I would feel sorry for a disease, but here I am, feeling sorry for a disease.
Amazing how Jimmy never mentions Biden falling UP the stairs twice and getting lost on stage multiple times. Definitely not biased to brainwash others... 👀
@@eimisavageofficial9196Come again?
He never took any test.
They gave him a coloring book and the pictures became harder as he colored them. 😂
It was four words. Had it been five he would have been stumped.
Talking to that kid was like somebody trying to explain the concept of a potty to Trump. 🤣🤣
"We dont know why".... when Fox has straight up said.. "you owe us money".
The writing team at Jimmy Kimmel Live are making jokes about it, but those clips linking Tr**p's behavior to syphilis symptoms are spot-on.
I enjoyed the My pillow guy bit more than I should have! 😂
No wonder Kimmel is dropping like a rock!
Wow just when you thought Alabama had a bad reputation for kissing cousin's, Kentucky kicked in the door and said hold my beer 😂😂
😂😂😂
Hold my beer 😂 that's funny
Hard to make your point convincingly when you have yet to learn the grade 4 grammar rules for the apostrophe.
@ufind6048 u need a life.
@@ufind6048 "grade 4 grammar rules " or should that be more like "4th grade grammer rules" proper English?? but OOOOK 🤣
The baby was so cute in the beginning. The baby should have said if Chump can poop his pants so can I. 😂
It’s only fair. 👶🏻💩
Lmao
It's the dad, his frustration confused the baby.😂😂😂
If only Fred had worked so hard to teach a young Dump Truck the same lesson about diapers rather than focusing on keeping Black people out of their slum housing units.
He unknowingly aced a test meant for children. The mastermind behind Mr. Pillow deserves an Emmy for this comedic brilliance.
He barely remembered four words...and boasted about it like it was an accomplishment. He didn't pass the bar, he didn't even take an exam. He recalled four words. Can we give him an IQ test? Please? Pretty please? 😏
NOT a test meant for children but rather a test meant to measure the presence/ depth of any brain function impairment from alzheimers & dementia to any form of TBI
Your my pillow guy is amazing. Sooo funny. How does he not crack up!? 😊
He "aced" a test designed for children and he doesn't even realize it. Simply Charming!
Look at all of us, acing this thing called being a stable, employed adult!
Well, the test he's bragging about is a test to gauge how much brain damage someone has suffered from a trauma. So he's bragging that by the standard of a post-concussion football player he's very mentally capable. And frankly, that wasn't even true those 4 years ago, and what little brain he had has clearly degraded significantly during that time.
It’s not a test for children. It’s a test to see if your brain is working, or you have dementia or other brain issues.
I sincerely doubt he aced it.
It's not really for children, although a child could take it. It's really for early dementia.
Absolute immunity claimed by Donald Trump is beyond ABSURD. Even for items "that crossed the line" is unacceptable...the definition of "crossing the line"; to go beyond what is proper or acceptable, to overstep a boundary, rule or limit. To do something unacceptable.
At least it's finally admitting it crossed a line.
Do you think Donald Trump even knows what the line is at this point?
Crossed the line: see indictments.
Keep reading the thesorous together with the dictionary.
@@CourageKarnga
Which Donald ?. Jr. Knows lines.
"Sells his plasma so the Chinese can make TVs." That STILL has me laughing! Whoever came up with that should get an academy award (or at least a bucket of nails to chew on).
"This little piggy is going to the market" is the one that still has me chuckling.
I kind of feel like I should feel some pity for Lindell ... and then I remember him just shouting "traitor traitor" at somebody asking him qustions, as if he was trying to whip up a lynch mob.
I’m laughing at the Bill to combat FURRIES!!! I can’t believe it! 😂😂😂
Imagine a future where leaders are subject to being the smartest or best person for the job!
That can only happen if only college educated folks can vote.
At this point, I doubt anybody in politics is smarter than a kindergartner. They always want recess and fight over everything.
But, but trump is a genius 🙄🤷♂️
That Mike Lindell skit was hysterical!
I wish Pillow would put that cross back in his shirt, he is NOT a good example !!! He has a foul mouth !!
I thought it was really well done, but very creepy.
Underrated
I’ll be sad when Lindell isn’t relevant anymore. This character is just played too well. He should make side skits with this act before Lindell fully fades out
They need to have a reel of all of the Mike Lindell videos
Love you Jimmy! All the best to you and yours! 💛
Wonder if he can remember, handcuffs,jumpsuit,prison,solitary confinement.
Maybe that's why he keeps talking about Al Capone at all his rallies?
🎉Funny as HELL 😂😂😅..I AM CRYING
😂My dad had dementia and had to go through similar assessments😅
But he was quite old...oh wait!
The test Trump is bragging about passing with such a genius flair is the test they give people to see if they're okay to ride the bus by themselves. I for one do not believe he could pull that off.
5 minutes of X45 ranting to no one in particular would get him booted off the bus for good!
it makes for a good thought picture him riding the bus. with his secret service. if it was only them on the bus he would not ride the bus. maybe he would scream his filth out the windows. passengers on the bus good deal he can speechify and testify in the court of public opinion. where it is ok to lie in fact its expected.
The one that trump did was to test if he could use the toilet by himself and then flush the toilet paper. He failed because the toilet paper was still stuck to his shoes when he boarded the plane.
@@joeybleu66One of the most effective uses of the "run-on sentence" I've seen in a while. And I also agree.
He can pull if off...does it every time. Now Biden its 2 steps fwd, turn 2 steps back...no not sideways, back..2 steps back to where he was and then his handler Jill runs to direct him.
There was plenty of “liquid gold” in that Moscow hotel room.
At least enough for one guy to shower in if he only takes a minute?
Pee pee tapes
You are talking from experience
Make Corn Great Again 2024
Lock him up! 🤣😂😅🍿
That was painful to watch!
That would explain why he is so interested in Al Capone all of a sudden. 😂 2:09
Does the Lindell actor have an Emmy yet? His bits are wild.
James Adomian
James Adomian is a treasure!
That's weird, the metadata says Jimmy Kimmel posted this from "an island somewhere"
That intro was one of the most relatable one yet, both for parents of small kids and nursery teachers.
Oh, and that advert should be a youtube SHORT, because it is useful education about syphilis
Actually, the colour difference between his face and hand is really crazy.
Pretty sure those marks on Dumster’s hand are burns from shakin’ hands with Devil 👹🔥
Ooh that’s good …mark of the beast
I would never shake his hand...even i have standards
Nah. That's from accidentally touching a Bible.
Could be dried up ketchup 😂😂
@@mrsllp1439 No way! He would have licked that off!
Absolutely loved the special on Drumpy, so appropriate.... can't stop laughing.
Drumpy has never aced a test of any kind in his life. His U of Penn professor stated: "Drumpy is the dumbest student I've ever had". He certainly didn't impress his professors and teachers at any time.
He didn't go to Penn, he went to Wharton. That's not true. I'm not even one of his supporters, I live in Europe. Geez
Great mono Jimmy!
Hell, COCO the sign language Gorilla was given that exact test and PASSED it with flying colors and didn't even Brag! 🦍
Wouldn't it be interesting if 45 wins the immunity case prior to election, then Biden sends Seals 6 to Mar-largo with a thank you note?
And sends Rico Don The Con To Guantánamo, to stay.
That would be nice.
We can only dream
Cool!!!!
... ending with, " and he died like a dog."
Who is playing Lindell in the bathtub?! 10/10, good job, I fell for it.
The hand skin tone compared to his face is killing me!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the lindel skit was pretty brutal lol
Syphilis really would explain so much
OMG - last part cracked me up!!! 🤪🤣🤪🤣
Why would Jimmy be upset with people who spread rumors about him travelling to a certain island? Jimmy, what goes around, comes around.
"Caught red handed." That's the story of his life.
He keeps making his bed but we’re still waiting for him to lie in it.
"Syphilis has Donald Trump", Syphilis can keep him.
😄
The gift that keeps on giving
Thanks Jimmy for all you do for our purpose. The feeble-minded should be guided by us the fit role models into the expectaction of society and what we have delved into creating for them. Continue on your path to a great succesful career and although not as articulate nor comical as those who have a talk show should be, your still a good ol boy!
Tiny bloody hands
That MyPillow skit was gold. Actor deserves an Emmy!!
Or as Trump would say "we have liquid gold and non-liquid gold, so I say it's non-liquid verbal gold"
Agreed! 😂
epic !!
An "Emmy"? No one has cared about Emmys in about 20 years.
@@matthewluke5315 was a reference to Jimmy Kimmels recent Emmy nomination (which he lost to Trevor Noah)
I can’t take it!! My ribs r broken hilarious .. best medicine ever is Jimmy Kimmel !! U r a doc of makin everyone laugh their asses off n it’s greatly appreciated .. Jimmy ur the best!! ❤god bless n TU
Great idea Jimmy.😊
It’s neurosyphilis and the lesions are just one of the symptoms he displays
That's what happened after he accidentally picked up a real bible.
😂😂😂
😅
@@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist-why don't you preach to Chump?
@@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist- I think this is the only time that your spam was remotely relevant to any reply. lol
Just when you thought the swamp couldn't sink lower.
The Mike Lyndell skit was hard to watch, but maybe the best acting in one of them to date.
That's James Adomian, he does a lot of great impressions
Hope he stop selling Fentanyl laden pillows.
@therealCamoron OMG, he is always funny as Mike Pillow but this one was especially wild.
It was so well done, I felt sorry for Mike Lindell.
@@toonlyrics Lyndell himself has a deceptively friendly face that he uses for nefarious deeds. It's easy to feel sorry for him because he's so dorky.
Wait? I thought we all knew he had late stage syphilis eating his brain
IF SOMETHING HAD TO RELY ON BRAINS FOR FOOD, IT SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T BE BOTHERING TRUMP.
You talking about Biden?
His bones spurs, are now brain spurs...😮
We didn’t know what was wrong, we just knew it was something.
I said he had syphilis over ten years ago when he took off his gloves during a public event in New York and had open sores on his hands. I sat only two rows behind him, frankly appalled he was sitting in the front row at a charity event when he did not contribute to the charity. I said he likely had holes in his brain and should be tested for tertiary syphilis.
What’s it like supporting wars that the democrats support ?
This was the best!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The guy who does Mr. Pillow deserves an Emmy.
James Adomian. Does a great Jesse Ventura as well.
that was epic. I was honestly cringing at the end
and you deserve hot lead???
Dude! Yes! I thought I was strokin out!put!! Then I realized it wasn't dump pillow!
*TRUTH* 🏆