Trump STILL STEWING Over Jimmy’s Oscars Joke, He Spins “Bloodbath” Remarks & We Quiz MAGA Patriots

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  • čas přidán 17. 03. 2024
  • Jimmy’s son Billy had a list of things he was expecting for St. Patrick’s Day, the large orange leprechaun Donald Trump spent his weekend stewing over a joke Jimmy made about him at the Oscars, people all over are making “Isn’t it Past Your Jail Time?” merchandise, Trump’s lawyers told the court today that they can’t find anyone to put up the $454 million bond he needs to cover what he owes the state of New York, Donny made a stop in Dayton, Ohio where he made some disturbing remarks, his former Vice Poodle is not being a very good boy, and we sent a crew to a Trump rally in South Carolina to give those gathered a simple citizenship test.
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  • @susannpatton2893
    @susannpatton2893 Před 3 měsíci +7128

    That fool has no right to salute.
    He didn't go into military service
    He called them losers
    He is a disgrace

  • @kyriethika
    @kyriethika Před 3 měsíci +3136

    "Isn't it past your jail time?!" Is the BEST line ever!

    • @PeteTellsItHoweItIs
      @PeteTellsItHoweItIs Před 3 měsíci

      Not really funny at all when actual criminals are released instantly to hurt others constantly because of your karen cancel culture kangaroo courts
      So that joke is stupid

    • @chetsavage2536
      @chetsavage2536 Před 3 měsíci +74

      It needs to be put on shirts/signs/ect and used to troll trump at EVERY event from now til election day.

    • @PeteTellsItHoweItIs
      @PeteTellsItHoweItIs Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@chetsavage2536 even if he was jailed he will be released just like the worse crims are nowadays 😆
      No point in it

    • @indigowolf556
      @indigowolf556 Před 3 měsíci +56

      I want one of those t-shirts!

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Ever.

  • @RayZavala-Chosen
    @RayZavala-Chosen Před 3 měsíci +51

    Thank You for a good dose of laughter, Jimmy, You're blessed with an Aura of talent. And You make the world a better place. Thanks Jimmy. 😊

  • @davekisor1486
    @davekisor1486 Před 3 měsíci +1025

    As an honorably discharged Naval Veteran who is authorized to render a hand salute, I find Trump rendering a hand salute as unconscionable.

    • @mbrewton9067
      @mbrewton9067 Před 3 měsíci +145

      I'm a vet as well and feel his salute was despicable. To think he was our Commander in Chief and said we are suckers & losers.

    • @sanmassara2541
      @sanmassara2541 Před 3 měsíci +70

      Thank you for your service. ♡

    • @furlosifurfox5794
      @furlosifurfox5794 Před 3 měsíci +80

      Everything Trump does is a mockery of this great country. I feel your pain brother.

    • @EarthFlow_erPower
      @EarthFlow_erPower Před 3 měsíci +25

      💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @cherifurr3935
      @cherifurr3935 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Thank you for your service, Sir.

  • @ashleytaveras9035
    @ashleytaveras9035 Před 3 měsíci +1686

    "Isn't it past your jail time?" 😂😂😂😂 Jimmy Kimmel just won himself an Oscar for that line!

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 Před 3 měsíci +25

      👏👏👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳💯💯🍾🏆

    • @android12921
      @android12921 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Great extemporaneous writing

    • @BunnyChik
      @BunnyChik Před 3 měsíci +28

      BEST LINE EVER!! LOVE IT! 😂

    • @bauerpower83
      @bauerpower83 Před 3 měsíci

      Jimmy definitely don't write his own stuff. He would have a.i do it before he takes the time

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles Před 3 měsíci +14

      Best joke that he has ever given at any Oscars hosting gig that he has done so far 😂

  • @A.Briggs628
    @A.Briggs628 Před 3 měsíci +662

    Isn’t it past your jail time, Donny!?
    We love you, Jimmy! Thank you!

    • @lastjob2011
      @lastjob2011 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Anyone with more than 10 brain cells knows to never go up against a Comedian. You will always lose!

    • @ivanminayev2044
      @ivanminayev2044 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@lastjob2011 Zelensky would beg to differ.

    • @slimc3769
      @slimc3769 Před 3 měsíci

      You people have been waiting almost a decade for Trump to go to jail for something and he keeps beating case after case with zero jail time. I wonder why? Probably because he is not guilty!

    • @lynnreinholt1088
      @lynnreinholt1088 Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@ivanminayev2044 I would beg Zelensky...never-mind!!!! I'm married! 😂

  • @kevintaylor5534
    @kevintaylor5534 Před 3 měsíci +76

    😂😂😂😂 oh jimmy that skit with melanie😂😂 is amazing ,you outdone yourself this time 😅😅😂😂😂

  • @JusticeAlways
    @JusticeAlways Před 3 měsíci +33

    This video is worth watching repeatedly....😊
    It's my morning starter..

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 Před 3 měsíci +1027

    Jimmy DON'T stop with the Trump jokes. Keep them coming!!
    I freaking LOVE them!! Lmao!! 🤣🤣

    • @dilligaf4219
      @dilligaf4219 Před 3 měsíci +48

      Jimmy doesn't have to make trump jokes, trump is the biggest joke out there (although a bad one)

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 Před 3 měsíci +18

      ​​@@dilligaf4219, So True!! 💯

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Donnie is the grift that keeps on giving.

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Topic derail: What happened to *Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live* segments that opened the show? Did one of these clip owers previously featured sue this show? It just disappeared.

    • @furball8967
      @furball8967 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Love them too!! Jimmy is just killing Trump!

  • @vickijobardecker7188
    @vickijobardecker7188 Před 3 měsíci +266

    It's amazing to see the comments from people and other countries. They too know that the orange blob is a joke. Keep up the good work Jimmy.

    • @daviegriffin3539
      @daviegriffin3539 Před 3 měsíci +18

      *Cheers 🍻 from México!* 🌴🍹💙🇲🇽

    • @kylees44
      @kylees44 Před 3 měsíci

      @@daviegriffin3539cheers 🎉

    • @micksutton4822
      @micksutton4822 Před 3 měsíci +9

      sadly, we dont get a vote!

    • @udontknowmeno
      @udontknowmeno Před 23 dny

      It just so unreal watching all of it from Germany

    • @mlevey820
      @mlevey820 Před 7 dny

      I'm from the UK. The idea that your country might elect a convicted criminal utterly astounds me. I.just don't understand it; this would not happen in my country. It just wouldn't be legal.
      'Driven by a noble purchase?' Never....not that man.

  • @Patrick-dn2cb
    @Patrick-dn2cb Před 3 měsíci +17

    Kimmel, whoever came up wth that great "when the citizenship hits the fan" deserves a pay rise! 👋👍

  • @printer1105
    @printer1105 Před 3 měsíci +186

    My stomach literally turned when they opened with the hostage speech. This man is truly an arch villain.

    • @peterbaker3429
      @peterbaker3429 Před 2 měsíci

      I'd agree only with the description, a true Aerosol

  • @VintageVantage79
    @VintageVantage79 Před 3 měsíci +359

    When your former VP will not endorse you, well, there is no bigger insult.

    • @yosemitegirlCA
      @yosemitegirlCA Před 3 měsíci +5

      Depends on who the VP was.

    • @kenrolltideAlabama
      @kenrolltideAlabama Před 3 měsíci

      If you remember Obama would not indorce Hillary. Acourse is might be because of her having the Russian hox put in play against her opponent which cist Tax payers millions and millions of dollars not including causing voters to faulsly place their volt for president. Course she was found guilty pluse pf that too in the end. She was never charged like is always the case with demacrates in the weaponised pro demacrate FBI and higher key parts of our goverment. Republicans are gone after with everything, even things not even leagaly.

    • @thejediway
      @thejediway Před 3 měsíci +5

      No one as deserving either.

    • @plantbasedsenior4240
      @plantbasedsenior4240 Před 3 měsíci

      @@yosemitegirlCA Oh Please, it wouldn't matter. If they don't bend the knee, they are person non grata to MAGA.

    • @r.b.l.5841
      @r.b.l.5841 Před 3 měsíci +3

      except when the wife sues for better financial terms just before the NY trial verdict.

  • @brendam780
    @brendam780 Před 3 měsíci +3774

    I love that Jimmy gets under Trump’s skin.

  • @theresehopkins1581
    @theresehopkins1581 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Jimmy Kimmel... your shows just keep getting better and better!!! 😂🤣😅❤❤❤

  • @ashamed1225
    @ashamed1225 Před 3 měsíci +18

    I can honestly say this is gold 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RogerPeet
    @RogerPeet Před 3 měsíci +312

    Kimmel kills it, everynight. I hope he never retires.

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I recall he nearly went nuts working part-time from home during covid. He will never retire🙌😅

    • @Maggie-rr8gi
      @Maggie-rr8gi Před 3 měsíci +1

      Me too.

  • @susandumoulin1663
    @susandumoulin1663 Před 3 měsíci +532

    Love you Jimny. Keep getting under Trump's skin.

    • @srp4551
      @srp4551 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Yes! Ditto!

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s Před 3 měsíci +22

      Knowing that Kimmel makes Trump gnash his teeth and throw his ketchup at the wall makes my whole goddamned day

  • @andrewsgroup4139
    @andrewsgroup4139 Před 3 měsíci +50

    OMG - Jimmy and your talented writers nailed it. Brightest part of my day is this segment! Hope there are more normal people out there in the USA and we all avoid the chaotic "bloodbath" that will follow if that big orange leprechaun get elected. From your close neighbour to the north, I for one am scared. :(

    • @Rosemary-dy1rf
      @Rosemary-dy1rf Před 2 měsíci +1

      Can't blame you for being scared IF Trump gets back in office.
      God have mercy on us IF he does

    • @user-uq2jw5kw8o
      @user-uq2jw5kw8o Před 2 měsíci

      So sad this has been happening over the last few yrs! Hope it all works out for the better @ best come "November @ Beyond '!

  • @cal88usa
    @cal88usa Před 3 měsíci +631

    isn’t past your jail time. I LOVE IT JIMMY. Keep getting under Trumps orange skin. We were all laughing at Trump and not with him.

  • @omnientertainment5852
    @omnientertainment5852 Před 3 měsíci +22

    This put a smile in my face. I rarely watch but glad I did.

  • @stefanschleps8758
    @stefanschleps8758 Před 3 měsíci +135

    Thank you Jimmy. That crack about Trump playing Scrabble was priceless!
    Stay strong. All the best!

    • @person2463
      @person2463 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Kovfefe.., is that how you spell it?

    • @kitwaz
      @kitwaz Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@person2463lmbao memories are made of this 😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 měsíci +620

    "And all he had to do was keep his mouth shut."
    -Donnie, without a hint of self awareness.

  • @alaskawatchers8045
    @alaskawatchers8045 Před 3 měsíci +1315

    🎶I owe! I owe!🎶
    🎶It's off to court I go!🎶
    🎶 I'll appeal the case and lose again!🎶
    🎶I owe! I owe! I owe! I owe!🎶
    Trump

  • @prospere4u
    @prospere4u Před 3 měsíci +34

    That bedroom skit was brilliantly ebil. Still laughing. :D

  • @Digger121954
    @Digger121954 Před 3 měsíci +67

    Kimmel, always entertaining, is my hero now. Bravo, Sir

  • @mickeyfilmer5551
    @mickeyfilmer5551 Před 3 měsíci +2134

    " Isn't it past your Jailtime ? " Has to be The Best One Liner of the Decade!😂

    • @festivus4405
      @festivus4405 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Al Pacino didn’t think so. 😂😂

    • @davescott7680
      @davescott7680 Před 3 měsíci +5

      It was the first joke Jimmy Kimmel's ever made that I've laughed at.

    • @dawnreynolds6740
      @dawnreynolds6740 Před 3 měsíci +62

      ​@@davescott7680Then you have no sense of humor!

    • @bryancroley2667
      @bryancroley2667 Před 3 měsíci

      Yet here you are in the comments of a video from his show...🤔​@@davescott7680

    • @Redeyez2424
      @Redeyez2424 Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@dawnreynolds6740 You thinking jimmy kimmel is funny shows that you dont have a sense of humor

  • @demadre
    @demadre Před 3 měsíci +1390

    I love that Jimmy is taking up space in Trumps pea-brain.

  • @dollyadams6931
    @dollyadams6931 Před 3 měsíci +16

    Never shuts up trump,,, he's not our president of America,,, vote blue 💙💙💙💙💙💙 to save our democracy.... we love 💓💓💓 America May God bless America!!!!!

    • @lizardbreath1956
      @lizardbreath1956 Před 3 měsíci

      ".. not vote for you...." "...like his heroes and start putting...." sorry bad typing

  • @kathyb9382
    @kathyb9382 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Laughing my head off from the Bahamas 😂😂😂

  • @curtiscarlson8958
    @curtiscarlson8958 Před 3 měsíci +234

    keep pestering DT. You are doing the Lord's work!!!

    • @hiphoppingalong
      @hiphoppingalong Před 3 měsíci +9

      Amen! 😂😂😂

    • @vickijobardecker7188
      @vickijobardecker7188 Před 3 měsíci +6

      And Amen

    • @lastjob2011
      @lastjob2011 Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@hiphoppingalong Jimmy is earning Heavenly Brownie Points for sure! You don't see many men standing up to Putin's Pawn!

    • @ShepardfortheLord
      @ShepardfortheLord Před 3 měsíci +2

      Its actually the other way around ...

    • @kayc.5213
      @kayc.5213 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@ShepardfortheLord ...Really? Tell us more

  • @akwawka
    @akwawka Před 3 měsíci +577

    Here in Australia, we are still laughing at Jimmy Kimmel's Oscar night mockery of Trump, and this segment added more sugar frosting to the sweet, sweet dishing up. Please keep it coming, a cardiac arrest would be the topping.

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 Před 3 měsíci +16

      ❤ it!

    • @chopperchopper1418
      @chopperchopper1418 Před 3 měsíci +1

      That's why you're in the land down under.

    • @markmonaghan2309
      @markmonaghan2309 Před 3 měsíci +16

      ​@@chopperchopper1418 you should change your name to blah blah.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort Před 3 měsíci +26

      You gotta hava heart to have a cardiac event.

    • @shaneeslick
      @shaneeslick Před 3 měsíci +12

      @@chopperchopper1418 🤨WTF, that is so STOOPID & makes NO Sense.

  • @user-pz1ho2du9h
    @user-pz1ho2du9h Před 3 měsíci +11

    Keep on roasting DT Sir. Thks. ❤❤❤

  • @24Wynn
    @24Wynn Před 3 měsíci +39

    😂😂😂 I love that Jimmy Kimmel is living rent free in Trump's head.

  • @wildbillchristiansen993
    @wildbillchristiansen993 Před 3 měsíci +723

    Truth Social-has lost 31.6 million and is what 73 million in debt???

    • @toddklempan105
      @toddklempan105 Před 3 měsíci +80

      What’s the opposite of the Midas Touch?

    • @dragon-ed1hz
      @dragon-ed1hz Před 3 měsíci +106

      @@toddklempan105 The Trump Touch.

    • @Bonnie-rj2jz
      @Bonnie-rj2jz Před 3 měsíci

      But his worshippers hear him say that ridiculous merger is going through at $4 billion for him.
      And they BELIEVE it.

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay Před 3 měsíci +38

      He’s King Midas in reverse.....

    • @EastshoreCarp
      @EastshoreCarp Před 3 měsíci +20

      @@toddklempan105Trump poke?

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 3 měsíci +342

    Donnie's cult loves shopping at the new outlet...
    Blood Bath & Beyond

    • @annsanse2935
      @annsanse2935 Před 3 měsíci +14

      name for gun shop on the simpson's. i saw it, too.

    • @bobbarker1798
      @bobbarker1798 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Funny!

    • @bolaadetiba8220
      @bolaadetiba8220 Před 3 měsíci +10

      😂😂😂

    • @TolyTheTolerBear
      @TolyTheTolerBear Před 3 měsíci +7

      Awesome!! 👏 👏👏🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🥇😅😂🤣

    • @aomeara661
      @aomeara661 Před 3 měsíci +7

      You just earned yourself an Oscar's too. And a new line of merch for the poor hostages...

  • @caroljones5334
    @caroljones5334 Před 3 měsíci +43

    Go get him and please keep at it!!!
    Anyone who has a platform must laugh at him and tell it how it is!!!

  • @HopefulRaceTrack-zd5ex
    @HopefulRaceTrack-zd5ex Před 3 měsíci +144

    JIMMY, please have Stormy sitting in a nice comfy chair reading excerpts from her book as bedtime stories for the orange toddler. PLEASE.

  • @elliechristie2498
    @elliechristie2498 Před 3 měsíci +143

    He should try living on social security for a year……then he might know America…..

    • @carloslino4580
      @carloslino4580 Před 3 měsíci +10

      He is a draft dodger

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 Před 3 měsíci +5

      How much SS is he collecting monthly from his grifters?

    • @Bonnie-rj2jz
      @Bonnie-rj2jz Před 3 měsíci +1

      All of it.

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Před 3 měsíci

      Problem is has Trump ever worked long enough to collect social security. He may not even get SS.

  • @garrybrown3165
    @garrybrown3165 Před 3 měsíci +204

    The WHOLE world is watching. And LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!

  • @AndyS456
    @AndyS456 Před 3 měsíci +84

    A traitor is saluting the traitors.
    As the saying goes “Jailbirds of the same feather stick together “.

  • @gordonakers8247
    @gordonakers8247 Před 3 měsíci +22

    When he’s making “that move” what about the people sitting behind him in the audience”. LOL 😳😂😝😜

  • @shaunlovett1565
    @shaunlovett1565 Před 3 měsíci +348

    New Zealand loves you Jimmy

    • @morganbrooking9720
      @morganbrooking9720 Před 3 měsíci +2

      No they don't

    • @SanjuanitaCruz
      @SanjuanitaCruz Před 3 měsíci +19

      @@morganbrooking9720yes they do

    • @kellycook3914
      @kellycook3914 Před 3 měsíci +4

      🇺🇲💙🇳🇿

    • @evaadams8298
      @evaadams8298 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@morganbrooking9720yes they do same as Australia and the UK and all over the world… Jimmy is hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @gerryclarke9795
      @gerryclarke9795 Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@evaadams8298 Agreed Ireland here!

  • @Pepe-em9gj
    @Pepe-em9gj Před 3 měsíci +762

    It will never cease to amaze me how incredibly stupid trumpets are.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 3 měsíci +14

      Clarinets aren't that bright either. 😏

    • @daves4861
      @daves4861 Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@davidlundquist1979 Triangles, now... they're the straight-up gangstas.
      Everybody else goes quiet when it gets the spotlight.
      Just hangs there. Doesn't break a sweat.
      Take THAT, French Horn..

    • @johanmolendijk9811
      @johanmolendijk9811 Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@daves4861 At least you're not tooting your own French horn. But I'll stop fiddling around.

    • @syewilliams2372
      @syewilliams2372 Před 3 měsíci

      They are Cult members now plain and simple

    • @brianclark9110
      @brianclark9110 Před 3 měsíci +2

      well said Biden lover

  • @user-gx8fq4hx8u
    @user-gx8fq4hx8u Před 3 měsíci +115

    Sock it to the Orange Toad Jimmy! Here in Scotland, I watch your show with a smile on my face.

  • @jeanwonnacott2718
    @jeanwonnacott2718 Před 3 měsíci +11

    THANM YOU JIMMY!! 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤ Jeannie in Lakeport California

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před 3 měsíci +2214

    Being on the verge of having his assets seized is not the “bloodbath” Donnie had hoped for.

    • @kmitchell3008
      @kmitchell3008 Před 3 měsíci +45

      HE MEANT BUBBABATH. BUBBA HAD TEARS IN HIS EYES.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 3 měsíci +28

      Big, strong bubbas

    • @SixSonn
      @SixSonn Před 3 měsíci +5

      You drool at the sight of political persecution.

    • @susanhenry6834
      @susanhenry6834 Před 3 měsíci +24

      His blood is boiling I bet.

    • @kamwickw933
      @kamwickw933 Před 3 měsíci

      @@SixSonnwhat political persecution? You don’t believe in the rule of law? You’re projecting. Just because MAGA officials would engage in weaponization of the DOJ doesn’t mean the normal, nonMAGA officials would.

  • @catherinestewart3864
    @catherinestewart3864 Před 3 měsíci +157

    I’ve never laughed so much. Jimmy Kimmel you’re a legend 😂😂😂😂 keep sticking it to him. Cheers from Australia 🇦🇺

    • @evaadams8298
      @evaadams8298 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Same here from Oz he is the funniest of all!! 😂😂🇦🇺

  • @wolfmangoland7972
    @wolfmangoland7972 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Jimmy Kimmel roasting Trump is the most memorable moment of this years Oscars

  • @bzick405
    @bzick405 Před 3 měsíci +24

    I would definitely buy a shirt. Isn't it past your jail time?

  • @FredAmaya8
    @FredAmaya8 Před 3 měsíci +2078

    "I just want to find $454 million, which is 453M more than we have." LMAO...!

    • @jamessteffany9228
      @jamessteffany9228 Před 3 měsíci +84

      Funny,Now that would be great on a t-shirt!! 🤣😆😁😂😅

    • @gloriasmith7797
      @gloriasmith7797 Před 3 měsíci +25

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @anditravels_
      @anditravels_ Před 3 měsíci +52

      FredAmaya8 For The Win!!!! Best comment today! 😊😂

    • @user-hk9ye5wx4e
      @user-hk9ye5wx4e Před 3 měsíci +33

      FredAmaya8 You just made my day!! Funny

    • @echarts1946
      @echarts1946 Před 3 měsíci +28

      Best response yet.

  • @DavidhenshawSZU
    @DavidhenshawSZU Před 3 měsíci +579

    "Barbie was laughing at you", officially quote of the year 🤣🤣🤣

  • @themorales6
    @themorales6 Před 3 měsíci +131

    The field piece was PERFECTION. More of that, please. Such idiocy in the MAGA base. Also, I love how Kimmel can get under Trump’s skin. Keep it up!😂

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 Před 3 měsíci

      So you don't love your country or want to protect it so you vote for Biden who thinks Rome is in the US

    • @Holdenwhat
      @Holdenwhat Před 3 měsíci +1

      Even trump’s first answer for the supreme law of the land would not be “guns”.

  • @megfarrell8566
    @megfarrell8566 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Bravo, Jimmy, Bravo 👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼

  • @kellyharrison5184
    @kellyharrison5184 Před 3 měsíci +222

    Thank you, Jimmy! You are a National Treasure.

  • @carolynthiebes9959
    @carolynthiebes9959 Před 3 měsíci +447

    So, this needs to be nominated for an EMMY. Best Monologue EVER!

  • @JBrunoJr1
    @JBrunoJr1 Před 3 měsíci +10

    Keep it up Jimmy! You're the best!

  • @arunrashasegaran2442
    @arunrashasegaran2442 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Steve Doocy's nearly chocking while saying "as much as we can", is the most hilarious part of it.

  • @joyaroozooolsen2800
    @joyaroozooolsen2800 Před 3 měsíci +283

    The large orange leprechaun 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bluecurlygirl
      @bluecurlygirl Před 3 měsíci +6

      I have to admit, as an Irish person, that was my least favourite line. Don't associate that baboon with us thanks.

    • @patriciatinkey2677
      @patriciatinkey2677 Před 3 měsíci +4

      That's not a Leprechaun, that's a Troll! 🧌🧌🧌

    • @lynnreinholt1088
      @lynnreinholt1088 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@patriciatinkey2677**Offensive to trolls! Lol! (The ones that live under the bridge type of trolls!) Goats, etc.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před 3 měsíci +1761

    Trump: Everyone in court cried for me.
    Bailiff: Never happened.

    • @samuellopez1957
      @samuellopez1957 Před 3 měsíci +86

      They Were Crying Cause You Weren't In Jail Yet 😅😅😅😅

    • @ivanminayev2044
      @ivanminayev2044 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Judge: Not guilty. Soros can't pay me enough.

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Před 3 měsíci +9

      @rickreallylikedthevideobut7899
      You were alive when Lincoln freed the slaves? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder Před 3 měsíci +31

      @@terri6854If he did he might have remembered that the liberals of that time were actually the ones who supported ending slavery. Conservatives always have to go back over a hundred years to find a Republican president who has done something good for black people.

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder Před 3 měsíci

      @@ivanminayev2044Funny story:
      There is evidence that Trump is guilty.
      There is not evidence that Biden is involved in any way.
      There is no evidence that Soros is involved in any way.
      Enjoy your kool-aid and ignore that aftertaste.

  • @melissagalech3649
    @melissagalech3649 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I love that you are laughing it up that Trump was so bothered by your joke at the oscars! You are hilarious! Keep it up!

  • @ronmoss469
    @ronmoss469 Před 3 měsíci +22

    Kimmel should get an Emmy

  • @ShutUpFool21
    @ShutUpFool21 Před 3 měsíci +12

    I looooooooveee me some Jimmy Kimmel!!!

  • @pinkysimmsBMMM
    @pinkysimmsBMMM Před 3 měsíci +195

    Oh no now you've done it Jimmy... Donnie is going to go nuts over the editing... laughing with you every night here in Canada.. laughing 24 AT you Donnie.

    • @mellocello187
      @mellocello187 Před 3 měsíci +10

      We appreciate your kind support, Canada! 🇨🇦

  • @1craley878
    @1craley878 Před 3 měsíci +21

    One major difference between tRump and Kimmel, is that Kimmel does his job well and gets asked to come back.

  • @guntherschroder9743
    @guntherschroder9743 Před 3 měsíci +27

    God bless Jimmy - greetings from good old Germany 🙂

  • @kratomking2441
    @kratomking2441 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Omg 😂😂😂 I needed these laughs. Keep going Jimmy! If you’re pissing off the orange pile, you’re doing a great job!

  • @user-ux8nr2ej9e
    @user-ux8nr2ej9e Před 3 měsíci +192

    Omg 😂 the toe nail clipping and Melania puking 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @Bonnie-rj2jz
      @Bonnie-rj2jz Před 3 měsíci +9

      That's one segment trump isn't going to try and spin.
      Or truth about.

  • @mwil1323
    @mwil1323 Před 3 měsíci +175

    Did Trump just say someone should keep their mouth shut??????? I KNOW he did not have the nerve to say that!

  • @kristinLB
    @kristinLB Před 3 měsíci +18

    Jimmy Kimmel is awesome, funny and compassionate. We love you !

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před 3 měsíci +117

    Daily reminder: Letitia James will seize Donnie’s assets in 8 days.

    • @catpaladin1
      @catpaladin1 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Been feeling like I’m wishing my life away waiting for it 😂

    • @outtakontroll3334
      @outtakontroll3334 Před 3 měsíci +4

      dont hold your breath, he will come up with it at the last minute. saudis.

    • @barbaragalliera9846
      @barbaragalliera9846 Před 3 měsíci +10

      When she seizes Bedminster she’s getting Ivana Trump in the weeds also.

    • @Mantarr1
      @Mantarr1 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Cannot wait to see Dump Tower turned into a homeless shelter and transit station for immigrants

    • @carloslino4580
      @carloslino4580 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@outtakontroll3334comrade Putin maybe

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před 3 měsíci +1737

    Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
    Trump to Putin: Do whatever the hell you want.

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Biden to Trump: I’ll be voting for you

    • @Northcountry1926
      @Northcountry1926 Před 3 měsíci +12

      😢😢😢 Exactly

    • @mellocello187
      @mellocello187 Před 3 měsíci +137

      @@disastermaster1413What are you smoking? That’s not even clever, it just makes no sense.

    • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
      @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 Před 3 měsíci

      Huh?? 😂​@@disastermaster1413

    • @rd9669
      @rd9669 Před 3 měsíci +70

      @@disastermaster1413😂😂how long did it take for you to think of that comedy Gold?

  • @susansage7218
    @susansage7218 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The toenail clipping was gold!

  • @brendamckenzie5826
    @brendamckenzie5826 Před 3 měsíci +6

    I needed this Jimmy

  • @iHatePolitics
    @iHatePolitics Před 3 měsíci +902

    4am here in the UK and i get my daily treat - watching Jimmy trash Trump.

    • @jessicapatton2688
      @jessicapatton2688 Před 3 měsíci +2

      The

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s Před 3 měsíci +31

      He's a treat for us Americans too.

    • @lynryall1317
      @lynryall1317 Před 3 měsíci +27

      Welsh me ditto. I hate the orange traitor. 💙💙💙💙💙

    • @kookootrix1978
      @kookootrix1978 Před 3 měsíci +20

      Pray for us, UK!

    • @happymv5350
      @happymv5350 Před 3 měsíci +21

      Nothing better than a hot cup of tea early in the mornin' and a dose of Jimmy Kimmel trashing Trump.

  • @jeffpoteau4357
    @jeffpoteau4357 Před 3 měsíci +78

    OMG the nail clipping put me on the floor. You are the best Jimmy!

  • @Kelbel30
    @Kelbel30 Před 3 měsíci +198

    Nobody roasts the dumpster like Jimmy Kimmel! 🤭🤭

  • @angelathoronka557
    @angelathoronka557 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel for putting the truth out on your platform.

  • @philipschmierer3429
    @philipschmierer3429 Před 3 měsíci +273

    The "Isn't it past your Jail time ?" , has to be one of the most cutting lines and it was perfect , I mean really PERFECT (unlike Agents Orange's "perfect" phone call) Right on Jimmy !

    • @BLSFL_HAZE
      @BLSFL_HAZE Před 3 měsíci +14

      Agent Orange!!!! 😂 LOVE IT!!!! 🤣🤣

    • @DadaPoopoo
      @DadaPoopoo Před 3 měsíci

      Read the whole thing that Jimmy "blah blah blahed" over. Trump won that round. Unless you have TDS.

    • @Historybluff1986
      @Historybluff1986 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Especially when an entire room full of people is laughing at him and he can’t do anything but sit and take it. Jimmy stuck the landing on that joke.

    • @donweber8667
      @donweber8667 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@BLSFL_HAZE Double Agent no doubt, and he's not just Putin it on for show...

  • @davidfeinstein4067
    @davidfeinstein4067 Před 3 měsíci +524

    Those traitors don't rate a salute and he shouldn't be saluting traitors. It's sickening

    • @morgantylerv9406
      @morgantylerv9406 Před 3 měsíci +20

      It most certainly is!

    • @mytak3530
      @mytak3530 Před 3 měsíci

      Never trust a draft dodger telling you how to be patriotic

    • @timothyhall7153
      @timothyhall7153 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Well he's the top traitor so, yeah, it makes sense

    • @sheilamacdougal4874
      @sheilamacdougal4874 Před 3 měsíci

      "What is the supreme law of the land?" What a stupid question. The constitution isn't a "law"; if anything, it's a broad set of laws governing (or constraining) how other laws are made or what other laws are permissible. Very likely most people questioned didn't get what was being asked; the question implies that there is a single "law" of paramount importance or authority.

    • @sheilamacdougal4874
      @sheilamacdougal4874 Před 3 měsíci

      @@madreese69 Projection. That's the salute you like.

  • @DennisTheInternationalMenace
    @DennisTheInternationalMenace Před 3 měsíci +34

    I love how Fox says "Context is important and we give it to you as we POSSIBLY can"😂🤣
    787.5 million dollars later.... lmao

  • @mjbreeze
    @mjbreeze Před 3 měsíci +3

    Go Jimmy ❤

  • @srp4551
    @srp4551 Před 3 měsíci +368

    Most freaking awesome billboards ever! Jimmy you're a legend!

  • @rebeccabrown6785
    @rebeccabrown6785 Před 3 měsíci +90

    Keep up the good work Jimmy. I love you are living rent free in Frumpy's head.

    • @bluecurlygirl
      @bluecurlygirl Před 3 měsíci +2

      Well let's face it, when you look inside Trump's head all that's there is a sign that says "Space to let".

  • @Loveoldies50
    @Loveoldies50 Před 3 měsíci +5

    The Dollar Tree had St. Patrick's Day candy! One of my favorite stores. LOL

  • @ppckrtt
    @ppckrtt Před 3 měsíci +3

    The problem is, that there are enough lunatics listening to his words, who might make it a bloodbath. And then go to jail for their hero.

  • @cherylsmith950
    @cherylsmith950 Před 3 měsíci +112

    trump just keeps giving Jimmy more and more ammunition! Keep talking donnie, you’re making Jimmy Kimmel the most watched show in the world. 😂😂😂

  • @ingeborgpadgett7079
    @ingeborgpadgett7079 Před 3 měsíci +65

    I just love the “past your jail time “

  • @jillliptow1004
    @jillliptow1004 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Omg😂😂😂 this was the best! And I want one of those T-shirts 😂

  • @persuisixh4804
    @persuisixh4804 Před 3 měsíci +3

    That citizen test bit was priceless. If you can’t pass it I feel like you shouldn’t be allowed to vote

  • @ssg25uret6
    @ssg25uret6 Před 3 měsíci +75

    Trumps gonna blow a gasket over that toenail video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I love it

  • @darthtechnologies553
    @darthtechnologies553 Před 3 měsíci +684

    Trump cant make his bond and is going broke!! 😂

    • @tokdok44
      @tokdok44 Před 3 měsíci +24

      Melania better divorce him quickly to have any $$$ left for the pre-nup.

    • @Bernd321ful
      @Bernd321ful Před 3 měsíci +18

      Like he will do with USA!

    • @helensmith9943
      @helensmith9943 Před 3 měsíci

      Trump ain’t broke he just spends everybody money but his.

    • @kevyak
      @kevyak Před 3 měsíci +26

      The self proclaimed billionaire couldn’t afford half a billion dollar bond. 😂

    • @barbarakender2117
      @barbarakender2117 Před 3 měsíci

      No pity for stinky sniffy, he screwed so many contractors and tradesmen over the years- thousands, with absolutely no concern for them at all, ruined businesses and lives. No pity for t at all. Boo hoo!😅

  • @JoyfulMK
    @JoyfulMK Před 3 měsíci +3

    I'm Canadian and I could answer those questions.

  • @texasrefugee7888
    @texasrefugee7888 Před 3 měsíci +190

    I love you, Jimmy, Writers, Guillermo, Cleto &Cletones. You always make me 🤣😂😅

    • @nopenope5042
      @nopenope5042 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Cleto and co don’t do anything Cept cover a demo

    • @texasrefugee7888
      @texasrefugee7888 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@nopenope5042 Oh, that's a critical argument.You're making there g

    • @MrPenguin117
      @MrPenguin117 Před 3 měsíci

      @@nopenope5042Dude, are you for real right now? lol
      Jimmy and Cleto have been best friends since they were in school, they played in the band for their school, and they actually play music, not some music track dude!
      Just look up “Jimmy Kimmel 20th Anniversary Monologue” and that’s your proof! 😂

    • @nopenope5042
      @nopenope5042 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@texasrefugee7888 I meannn. Am I wrong?

    • @ac2leung
      @ac2leung Před 3 měsíci +2

      And don’t forget Molly, the show’s executive producer, co-head writer… and his wife! 😉

  • @helios7212
    @helios7212 Před 3 měsíci +209

    Trump's "bloodbath" comment was just him saying the quiet part of the plan from the beginning outloud....again 🙄 🤦‍♂️😔

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp Před 3 měsíci +7

      You mean about the auto industry? Everyone who saw the video knows the truth. Enjoy being lied to.

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 Před 3 měsíci +28

      ​@@RiclmnoppIf you follow Trump and believe anything that known conman says - only one being lied to is you buddy 👍

    • @TheFerrariGuy4588
      @TheFerrariGuy4588 Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@helios7212fact.

    • @jeanettereed4153
      @jeanettereed4153 Před 3 měsíci +8

      First off .. why would you even use the term"bloodbath". He already said that if he loses he couldn't be responsible for what the people will do! What type of crazy statement is THAT!

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@jeanettereed4153 “bloodbath” definition Merriam Webster 2B is: A major economic disaster.
      Edit:That was a reference to the auto industry failing.

  • @jengsci8268
    @jengsci8268 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Next year for St. Pat's day, make the water blue to start with and then just don't flush for awhile. 😁

  • @elizabethprice3607
    @elizabethprice3607 Před 3 měsíci +2

    “All he had to do was keep his mouth shut” 😂

  • @beebe7477
    @beebe7477 Před 3 měsíci +102

    Best show yet!! 🤣🤣🤣 Kimmel is on fire!!! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @rickj1983
    @rickj1983 Před 3 měsíci +361

    I've heard that saying is now on billboards, bumper stickers and t-shirts all over the country. Love it!

    • @samfedor2194
      @samfedor2194 Před 3 měsíci +6

      We need a SKY WRITER!!!

    • @patphinesee7601
      @patphinesee7601 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@samfedor2194 You are so right!! And to add insult to injury, another plane flying a huge banner with Jimmy Kimmel's picture next to that slogan. ConDon would turn fire engine red bed be so mad!😂😂😂

  • @j-wizzhathorn674
    @j-wizzhathorn674 Před 3 měsíci +4

    11:39 I wasn't ready for that...🤣