Trump Falsely Claims Victory After Crazy Election Night

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  • čas přidán 3. 11. 2020
  • Jimmy talks about Election Night carrying into today, the polls being wrong again, Trump’s 2AM declaration that he won the election and claiming four states that hadn’t been called yet, astonishment that after four years of everything Trump has done people still wanted to vote for him, newscasters being angry about Trump’s remarks, Trump not handling the news that he's losing very well, and an all-new Political Edition of Mean Tweets.
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  • @CrackaDon
    @CrackaDon Před 3 lety +692

    People been saying “Trump 2020” for years, never knew it was an expiration date

  • @SanDeeBabii
    @SanDeeBabii Před 3 lety +368

    Funny how he’s quick to file a lawsuit but not his taxes.

  • @Kai-ef3wv
    @Kai-ef3wv Před 3 lety +128

    Jimmy going off, but serious, everyone should be fed up, yet still almost half voted Trump really upsets me.

  • @melissabee5845
    @melissabee5845 Před 3 lety +393

    The guy screaming nonsense in his BBQ, BEER, FREEDOM tank and chin diaper on is the the embodiment of Trump Supporters.

    • @moi01887
      @moi01887 Před 3 lety +65

      And a good example of why America needs more funding for mental health care.

    • @shable1436
      @shable1436 Před 3 lety +3

      If you were older i would ask you're dm, you have got some sense

    • @valebliz
      @valebliz Před 3 lety +19

      @@shable1436 cringe

    • @orchidtea12
      @orchidtea12 Před 3 lety +1

      @Amy Kidd LOL *your

    • @orchidtea12
      @orchidtea12 Před 3 lety

      LOL

  • @timmilgram
    @timmilgram Před 3 lety +2945

    The jokes in the first 3 minutes were so on point I had to stop and comment

  • @kmb655
    @kmb655 Před 3 lety +596

    Refresh my memory... did Trump complain about the 33 million mail in votes that came in during the 2016 election? No?

    • @shak373
      @shak373 Před 3 lety +43

      he’s clawing for an inch, and he’s getting nothing. I love it.

    • @moi01887
      @moi01887 Před 3 lety +9

      As a member of the hypocritical - oops, Republican - party... no.

    • @shak373
      @shak373 Před 3 lety +37

      @@moi01887 i’ve never seen someone so power hungry than trump. if you don’t see what he’s doing here, I feel terribly sorry for you

    • @DanielGarcia-mw8zg
      @DanielGarcia-mw8zg Před 3 lety +27

      No because he was winning, but when he isn't winning he comes up with bs and lies even more

    • @anyuser5788
      @anyuser5788 Před 3 lety +10

      @Amy Kidd Shut up, Amy

  • @hvyjets
    @hvyjets Před 3 lety +33

    Dear Jimmy, We ALL owe you and your staff a great debt of gratitude for your delightful sense of humor, intellectual insight and lifting our spirits with with phenomenal laughter, we desperately needed to make it through the last 4 years. You’re Fabulous ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @leonardrice2728
    @leonardrice2728 Před 3 lety +27

    There's no way America could have taken four more years of Terrible Trump! No freakin' way!

  • @JD-mm7ur
    @JD-mm7ur Před 3 lety +106

    thank you jimmy, for being that person who finally publicly called him a monster

  • @sheritownsend7525
    @sheritownsend7525 Před 3 lety +248

    "We want them to stop counting the votes." The President of the most prominent democracy in the world, actually said that out loud.

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 Před 3 lety +11

      You haven't been a democracy for years, get over yourself sweetheart.

    • @jingras4471
      @jingras4471 Před 3 lety +6

      America is a democracy

    • @jimscobie5754
      @jimscobie5754 Před 3 lety +11

      Sure you mean democracy ??? Not mistaken with hypocrisy?

    • @vyrnius
      @vyrnius Před 3 lety +16

      what I don't get about the us-democracy... why only 2 major political parties? WHY? that's only one more than in a dictatorship
      this can't be healthy for a democracy

    • @DannyB-cs9vx
      @DannyB-cs9vx Před 3 lety +4

      @@jingras4471 Actually a Democracy is two wolves and a chicken voting what will be for dinner. The USA is called a Republic which is supposed to mix in some morals.

  • @loontastic
    @loontastic Před 3 lety +95

    "keep counting where I'm losing, stop counting where I'm winning" - kids are more logical than this carrot

    • @yx2578
      @yx2578 Před 3 lety

      and he was the us president . still dont understand.. believe it's the real world

  • @animo1024
    @animo1024 Před 3 lety +88

    Who’s here when Biden’s already won

  • @juantubey
    @juantubey Před 3 lety +861

    “This is a fraud on the American society. This is an embarrassment to our country....”
    I thought he was about to introduce himself. 😄😄

  • @patsmith6405
    @patsmith6405 Před 3 lety +259

    Losing a vote count is unfair? Trump is 3.5 million votes behind

    • @dinijay
      @dinijay Před 3 lety +4

      Right!?

    • @Collin-fr9nz
      @Collin-fr9nz Před 3 lety +3

      What world are you living in bruh look at facts trump 2020

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Před 3 lety +32

      @@Collin-fr9nz It's over... Trump 2024 maybe but no Trump 2020 for you this year..

    • @patsmith6405
      @patsmith6405 Před 3 lety +36

      @@Collin-fr9nz 4 million votes behind now. Trump has never told the truth in his evil life

    • @wshaub
      @wshaub Před 3 lety +1

      @@patsmith6405 those 4million votes are from California. Look at the rest of the country, that difference in "Popular Vote" is coming mostly from one State.

  • @serenitynow6513
    @serenitynow6513 Před 3 lety +23

    I'm with you Jimmy , as a Canadian I don't swing to either party obviously . As a outsider I can't imagine how any human being with " common sense" can vote for Trump in any way. It boggles every mind outside of the U.S.

    • @dillonwhite4444
      @dillonwhite4444 Před 3 lety +2

      It’s because what mainstream says about trump is nothing but twisted lies and cut clips without context.

    • @kaykaysaves
      @kaykaysaves Před 3 lety

      Cause supporting Trump is a cult...

    • @jdamah
      @jdamah Před 2 lety +1

      now you see?

  • @jinakim6331
    @jinakim6331 Před 3 lety +70

    That 30 seconds of Jimmy listing everything Trump has done illegally was on point 👌

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 Před 3 lety +206

    "Where were we? What was the last question?" There is at least one man in complete emotional control in America. Love him.

    • @lydialas1649
      @lydialas1649 Před 3 lety

      @russell how are you doing

    • @311kellymarie
      @311kellymarie Před 3 lety +1

      I fear for his final days in office. He will be so petty

  • @emiliano8278
    @emiliano8278 Před 3 lety +233

    Boy do I love living in Canada.

  • @lisal8984
    @lisal8984 Před 3 lety +41

    I am glad Biden will win but I feel sorry for him for having to inherit this huge mess Trump is leaving behind.

    • @rosalynjeffery9510
      @rosalynjeffery9510 Před 2 lety +1

      A huge mess it is. I pray 45 just goes away but he's no gentleman so here we are. He's still crying about his loss over a year later. Why do they keep giving him air time is beyond me...

  • @marianna3253
    @marianna3253 Před 3 lety +27

    Guy wearing a shirt that says "BBQ, beer, freedom" is very convincing indeed lol

    • @hazelanderson1479
      @hazelanderson1479 Před 3 lety +4

      This guy represent the type of MAGA idiots who idolise Trump because he loves the poorly educated.

    • @rosalynjeffery9510
      @rosalynjeffery9510 Před 2 lety

      @@hazelanderson1479 Scary...

  • @MohsinKhan-nn6xu
    @MohsinKhan-nn6xu Před 3 lety +85

    *I am so disgusted at the fact this election is close wtf is wrong with half Americans?*

    • @igot2friends219
      @igot2friends219 Před 3 lety

      @some horse biden?

    • @professorpancakes6545
      @professorpancakes6545 Před 3 lety +3

      Bruhster How's he a racists? Because of the crime bill from 25 years ago that he says was a mistake that he regrets?

    • @bluegirlv9
      @bluegirlv9 Před 3 lety

      Half of us are realizing, and mourning. Trump has two groups of people who follow him - first is poor uneducated voters : they have been manipulated and lied to, but they believe it. The other group is rich elitist greedy assholes.

  • @The_R-n-I_Guy
    @The_R-n-I_Guy Před 3 lety +246

    I'm just pissed that McConnell and Graham still have jobs

    • @emmalancaster2896
      @emmalancaster2896 Před 3 lety +10

      Same!

    • @LeoDragon34
      @LeoDragon34 Před 3 lety +9

      I know - looks like Moscow Mitch gets to keep control of the Senate, so we know that absolutely nothing that Biden/Harris and the Dems propose for the next two years will even get looked at. Trump may go, but Trumpism is still well and truly alive and kicking .

    • @P90X490104
      @P90X490104 Před 3 lety +2

      @@LeoDragon34 Damn, you are so right. Moscow Mitch is very vindictive. Maybe he will have a heart attack; he looks like he has one foot in the grave anyway.

    • @bubbkiss6485
      @bubbkiss6485 Před 3 lety +1

      I know, WTF, right?.....

    • @Bl00DCrystal333
      @Bl00DCrystal333 Před 3 lety +1

      Yup, he's looking for stimulus talks, since their broke, they need to rob the people again.

  • @thewatcher8573
    @thewatcher8573 Před 3 lety +16

    He seriously sounds like a villain giving a speech to his henchmen.

  • @ViceKnIghtTA
    @ViceKnIghtTA Před 3 lety +15

    2016 election: Avengers: Infinity War
    2020 election: Avengers: Endgame

  • @Elena-hv3lk
    @Elena-hv3lk Před 3 lety +209

    Bernie literally predicted this would happen Exactly as it did 😮

    • @mario-qi3yw
      @mario-qi3yw Před 3 lety +7

      Bernie should have had balls and not let dementia joe take it to the finish!

    • @mario-qi3yw
      @mario-qi3yw Před 3 lety +4

      Bernie should have had the balls to finish....again

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve Před 3 lety +1

      Far earlier, so did Bill Maher. In fact, he said as much soon after inauguration.

    • @breesnutz
      @breesnutz Před 3 lety +1

      @DANI S literally not even hard to assume this would happen

  • @taylorqueensbury170
    @taylorqueensbury170 Před 3 lety +1008

    The guy at the 4 minute mark. I feel terrible for his kids.

    • @abhinavsrivastava9909
      @abhinavsrivastava9909 Před 3 lety +155

      Hope that he doesn't have any kids

    • @jorgge5693
      @jorgge5693 Před 3 lety +65

      Must have been some good beer

    • @skyizfalling
      @skyizfalling Před 3 lety +87

      For a guy whose motto is BBQ, Beer and Freedom I would expect he'd be brimming with happiness.

    • @FnRenner
      @FnRenner Před 3 lety +70

      Some people you can look at and ya just know they believe in bigfoot and love Trump

    • @tripdiz1341
      @tripdiz1341 Před 3 lety +52

      Unfortunately, there are millions of those trump parrots

  • @brandonmroe265
    @brandonmroe265 Před 3 lety +50

    "The Amish haven't wielded this much power since they figured out how to hook a plow to an ox!"
    As a lifelong resident of Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, I am legally obligated to inform you that they favor mules.

  • @BrianW2979
    @BrianW2979 Před 3 lety +19

    I feel like anyone who thinks its OK to stop the counting of ballets is very selfish. They don't care about what the majority of people want, all they care about is their interests. Kinda sounds like the man they are voting for.

  • @dewfuss4360
    @dewfuss4360 Před 3 lety +203

    When he says Frankly, he’s getting ready to lie

    • @jacobhafar538
      @jacobhafar538 Před 3 lety +18

      And whenever he says the word “millions”, he’s either wildly overplaying or underplaying the actual statistic he’s talking about

    • @fredfonebone5108
      @fredfonebone5108 Před 3 lety +23

      Whenever he opens his mouth, he’s getting ready to lie.

    • @jacobhafar538
      @jacobhafar538 Před 3 lety +6

      @@fredfonebone5108 that’s a better way of putting it, yes

    • @ericwall6219
      @ericwall6219 Před 3 lety +4

      @@fredfonebone5108
      Beat me to it Fred

    • @djganggang901memphislegend4
      @djganggang901memphislegend4 Před 3 lety +3

      ...Also when he says, "Incredible"

  • @FreyjaVonSpiegel
    @FreyjaVonSpiegel Před 3 lety +192

    Him saying he will claim a win even as a loser was the only thing he ever told us he would do that was truthful

    • @elik.webber7630
      @elik.webber7630 Před 3 lety

      Amen, you would think we would get sick of these self righteous cops, who think they know all , see all ,everyone is wrong they are always right .and basically i have the badge and gun, what are you going to do about it. and simply put they forget their place. and its not the top of the totem pole its as servants to the people ,and not an agenda. that only benefits them. just the simple fact that they can use hearsay and assumptions as law enforcement should clue you in on their agenda. you are eyeballed as a walking A.T.M. machine. and in most cases as soon as the summons lands on the judges bench your guilty . the days of your day in court has become lets make a deal show.and the deal isn't to benefit you its all one sided. they are betting you don't have the time or money to fight it. and the state claims in allot of cases that they are the victim. sounds like nazism to me. all for the state.if you don't agree then you will be silenced and put in jail.And Gov. wonders why people don't trust the justice system and its agents. nothing changes .

    • @shirairyu9806
      @shirairyu9806 Před 3 lety

      I prefer the 2am declaration that ballots might be 'found' at 4am. Like Babe Ruth.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 Před 3 lety

      @@elik.webber7630 - You are absolutely right.

  • @RJRC76
    @RJRC76 Před 3 lety +33

    Once upon a time a president left a stain in an intern's dress. And he was almost roasted. And this guy gets aways with everything. It is beyond insane.

  • @vr7492
    @vr7492 Před 3 lety +5

    That father daughter dance joke 😮😂

  • @PrimericanIdol
    @PrimericanIdol Před 3 lety +126

    I hope Biden yells "YOU'RE FIRED" on his victory speech.

  • @Elena-hv3lk
    @Elena-hv3lk Před 3 lety +1521

    Trump to his his supporters: Vote in Person! Don't mail in your votes!
    Trumpets: okay.
    Trump Later: Why is the dump of mail in ballots almost all democrats? Rigged!

  • @curiepatoorie3536
    @curiepatoorie3536 Před 3 lety +33

    I still don't get how Donald Trump is a President and not actually in a mad house ( where he actually belongs)

    • @novaray3405
      @novaray3405 Před 3 lety +1

      Thats right. But think about a society that votes a man with these issues to president. Thats the thing that should everybody should worry about. And those people dont vanish if Trump isnt president anymore. Same happened in Brasil where half of the nation voted a man to be president who speaks most viciously and evil words in the media and the people approve that.

    • @curiepatoorie3536
      @curiepatoorie3536 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AndrewEdwardBailey You raise a great point my friend.

  • @sl3724
    @sl3724 Před 3 lety +69

    He should be escorted out immediately we can’t afford to wait till January.

    • @MMGJ10
      @MMGJ10 Před 3 lety +1

      We're going to drag your media out into the streets

  • @realzubidoo
    @realzubidoo Před 3 lety +263

    As a Canadian, do you know how embarrassed we were for you guys the past 4 years?

    • @juliairwin9234
      @juliairwin9234 Před 3 lety +9

      Sorry.

    • @quinn7876
      @quinn7876 Před 3 lety +35

      Not even close to how embarrassed we have been. I am ashamed to be an American.

    • @laniwilliamson
      @laniwilliamson Před 3 lety +25

      I was embarrassed too as an American.

    • @Tat-sumi
      @Tat-sumi Před 3 lety +11

      I feel the second hand embarrassment

    • @legendofnoob
      @legendofnoob Před 3 lety +9

      As a Canadian abroad I often had to explain to people:
      "No that's not our president, we don't have a president, we have another idiot in charge"

  • @antonysebastian471
    @antonysebastian471 Před 3 lety +39

    The fact that it's a close one sends a shiver down my spine

    • @jckiksass
      @jckiksass Před 3 lety +4

      I said almost the exact thing to my friend today. I don’t understand why it wasn’t a blue sweep.
      His history of the last four years should prove how much of an evil manchild he is. History of the last four years and his entire life.

    • @JP-oc5jk
      @JP-oc5jk Před 3 lety

      Our country was built on slavery..

  • @xxbananachipsxx
    @xxbananachipsxx Před 3 lety +5

    I read the book of his niece. He has gotten everything he has ever wanted by simply snipping his fingers. He doesn’t KNOW how to deal with rejection. He doesn’t know how to deal with a no. It’s a lesson most people learn as a toddler. He has to learn it as a senior. Wow.

  • @abdelhakkhalil7684
    @abdelhakkhalil7684 Před 3 lety +2

    Kimmel is on fire in this monologue! I totally enjoyed it

  • @kenbee1957
    @kenbee1957 Před 3 lety +418

    "I feel like I over estimated the American people"
    Yap, I'm on the outside looking in, but on behalf of the rest of the world, the closeness of these results....we worry that maybe your problem is not ONLY Trump

    • @vlp4469
      @vlp4469 Před 3 lety +27

      Omg it is not!!! We have a big education (or lack of education) problem ..along with other issues but yes, there are other problems brewing that need immediate attention too.

    • @Eastsid3
      @Eastsid3 Před 3 lety +15

      We are a very divided country

    • @stiksmommy5079
      @stiksmommy5079 Před 3 lety +39

      That's exactly my feeling too. Unfortunately I'm here in the USA and really can't believe it myself. It's frightening. After everything to still have that loyal of a following is extremely worrisome. People are either that gullible/stupid or just plain sick.

    • @kellyeewell2910
      @kellyeewell2910 Před 3 lety +11

      “This is a fraud on the American society. This is an embarrassment to our country....”
      I thought he was about to introduce himself. 😄😄

    • @ronkirk5099
      @ronkirk5099 Před 3 lety +15

      I don't even recognize this country anymore and I've been here 70 years.

  • @MsMisty-zt3lq
    @MsMisty-zt3lq Před 3 lety +269

    Jimmy... you are so correct to call out and be confused by how almost 49% of Americans still voted for Trump. The other 51% of us are just as shocked. True

    • @krm702
      @krm702 Před 3 lety +26

      They’ve drank the kool-aid fed by Trump, Fox News and right wing media.

    • @samuelallan7452
      @samuelallan7452 Před 3 lety +6

      @krm702 and this is the type of thinking that will drive us into the next civil war. Hopefully there are enough intelligent democrats who realize the danger and will take stepa to soften the loss instead of taunting the other half of the population. At least those moticated by reason and not emotions

    • @shaunsimmons634
      @shaunsimmons634 Před 3 lety +3

      Well you gotta consider the people who can’t vote who don’t support Trump or just don’t vote I have a few coworkers who hate Trump but didn’t go vote smh

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 Před 3 lety +8

      @@samuelallan7452 I'm not American but the worst comments and insults I've seen on yt have come from Trump supporters. No-one knew how this election was going to pan out but some conservatives out there are taking things too far right now. In an election the votes get counted and you either win or lose. Democrats have always accepted defeat gracefully, even Al Gore.

    • @theslicer4430
      @theslicer4430 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ksc743 accepted defeat. Yah right

  • @huginanenvelope
    @huginanenvelope Před 3 lety +12

    This is exactly like when he didn't want covid testing done cause he liked the numbers right where they were.

  • @adrianajimenez4342
    @adrianajimenez4342 Před 3 lety +3

    This is ridiculous 😒 can't wait till this circus is over.

  • @JusNoBS420
    @JusNoBS420 Před 3 lety +226

    Remember when Trump said if you do more testing you'll find more covid19 cases. Today he says if you count more ballots you'll find more votes.

    • @naiadolling
      @naiadolling Před 3 lety +20

      Next he'll say every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute goes by💀💀

    • @Faerieshimmer
      @Faerieshimmer Před 3 lety +7

      More votes for Biden thank God!

    • @lucid-truthbeborn5915
      @lucid-truthbeborn5915 Před 3 lety

      But it's true?
      People don't have common sense.. so you gotta tell em?

    • @Mobamba7230
      @Mobamba7230 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Faerieshimmer yea all the upcoming votes are from vote from mail and it's mostly democratic votes.

    • @elmastar55
      @elmastar55 Před 3 lety +1

      Thee best comment 😂🤣

  • @MrThatbme43
    @MrThatbme43 Před 3 lety +389

    And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone.
    -Oscar Martinez

    • @joseruiz4026
      @joseruiz4026 Před 3 lety +13

      All the trunpies are silent, I can sense their presence vanishing on social media lmao

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 lety +4

      _Who was that unmasked man . . . . . ?_

    • @babiesfartingfire6007
      @babiesfartingfire6007 Před 3 lety +1

      I wouldnt bet on that quite yet.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 Před 3 lety +6

      No. Trump's dangerous cult will be causing problems for decades.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před 3 lety

      @@paradisepipeco underrated comment - but it's only been 15min so far - let's give it time :-)

  • @moviesovermatterproductions

    “Re-Count Dracula” I’m done🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @emilyfouquettehoffman7886

    At least they can all come together for a bit and show a sense of humor

  • @gavsmith1980
    @gavsmith1980 Před 3 lety +809

    This weeks lotto numbers are... 28...
    Trump: “I’ve won!”

  • @thereapersperch
    @thereapersperch Před 3 lety +115

    "I feel like I overestimated the American people". Yep me too. I naievely thought after all the outrageous things Trump has done over the last 4 years he would lose in a landslide. I feel so sorry for the 70 million+ sensible people that live among the 67 million+ Trumpists.

    • @chochonero341
      @chochonero341 Před 3 lety +8

      You and me both. I was one of the 70 million and sad that the other half still wants the madman.

    • @epy4k570
      @epy4k570 Před 3 lety +9

      @@chochonero341 fascist propaganda's a hell of a drug.

    • @mohanvvip
      @mohanvvip Před 3 lety +6

      The USA is not fit to lead the world - nearly half of the USA are racist. I've been misled by good people like you into believing all of America is made up of good people. Time you guys fixed your democracy and also did something against the rampant racism. (of course, you'd be right to ask me to do the same for my own country, India)

    • @epy4k570
      @epy4k570 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mohanvvip fair to say no single country is perfect but we in the US of fascism have show how far gone we can become on a national scale as quickly as is possible

    • @Paineinyourblank
      @Paineinyourblank Před 3 lety +4

      Its mind boggling to me too. I have to attribute his followers to cultists. Its the only sensible answer I can come to. There are many psychological aspects to Trumps berating attitude. You yell something at a child or one with a child-like mind enough times and they will remember and repeat what you say. As a country we really shouldnt be surprised with how low we are as a nation in education

  • @fabiansalcido7779
    @fabiansalcido7779 Před 3 lety +55

    Trump need to calm down he isn't winning and he should be getting used to it.

    • @essencemg
      @essencemg Před 3 lety +4

      @F.R. F how you feel a black woman being vice president. I know that bothers you get over it.

    • @deadstar8663
      @deadstar8663 Před 3 lety

      @@essencemg oh yeah for sure cause it’s not like kamala harris isn’t responsible for the mass incarceration of minorities especially african americans rather than helping them

    • @essencemg
      @essencemg Před 3 lety +3

      @@deadstar8663 the only advice I can give you is get ready for the change.

  • @mlovespring7892
    @mlovespring7892 Před 3 lety +4

    You are on point! Cannot take that for another 4 more yrs and wasting tax payers money. And what I couldnt understand is many people are still supporting that sort of behavior?

  • @Kasia_Luna
    @Kasia_Luna Před 3 lety +307

    I don't think someone could come up with a movie script as crazy as this election. It feels unreal and like a really long nightmare.

    • @cherylhernandez4813
      @cherylhernandez4813 Před 3 lety +16

      That the whole world is watching.....

    • @luckylibra6131
      @luckylibra6131 Před 3 lety +15

      A 4 year long nightmare

    • @Red-mo2uo
      @Red-mo2uo Před 3 lety +5

      @@luckylibra6131 if Biden wins

    • @naturallybornthisway
      @naturallybornthisway Před 3 lety +12

      lol I can’t wait till I tell my grand kids in the future that reality was crazier than the probable movie they’re gonna make about this year

    • @skatei
      @skatei Před 3 lety

      Look up the 2000 election.

  • @Neo101ai
    @Neo101ai Před 3 lety +143

    "If you stop testing there would be no more cases"

  • @venom74799
    @venom74799 Před 3 lety +4

    I’m amazed he was able to remember all those flaws without skipping a beat. You still missed about 80% of other things he’s done lol.

  • @bnlind
    @bnlind Před 3 lety +7

    How Trump will welcome the 2021 count down: "Stop the count down!"

  • @ronaldromo5032
    @ronaldromo5032 Před 3 lety +136

    I can’t wait to see him walk his ass out the White House door

    • @kelss2023
      @kelss2023 Před 3 lety +9

      I want to save that picture...we might have to drag his delusional a** out...

    • @gabygabytoy5612
      @gabygabytoy5612 Před 3 lety +3

      Kelsey Linn I can see that happening

    • @guiniverebehounek6174
      @guiniverebehounek6174 Před 3 lety +2

      He will have to be dragged out by US Marshals

    • @akurayama143
      @akurayama143 Před 3 lety

      Same lol

    • @Northof25A
      @Northof25A Před 3 lety

      Lol how much do you make a year? You zero

  • @almirharambasic4513
    @almirharambasic4513 Před 3 lety +97

    Can you imagine all the Karens who obviously voted for Trump, demanding to speak to the manager regarding poll resoults

    • @-Puzzles-
      @-Puzzles- Před 3 lety +3

      Lmao

    • @karaa7595
      @karaa7595 Před 3 lety

      Do you think in 2021 Democrats will have grown up and quit with the Karen bullying tactic? It's getting so old.

  • @decayedrose9864
    @decayedrose9864 Před 3 lety +4

    Hi, I’m from 2 days later........He lost😂😂😂😂

  • @anglovetree3308
    @anglovetree3308 Před 3 lety +11

    That's why the world looks down at Americans with disdain & mistrust.

  • @alexlee4266
    @alexlee4266 Před 3 lety +63

    Can't wait for someone to stand up and say, "The people have spoken .... you're fired!"

    • @mamoochie7392
      @mamoochie7392 Před 3 lety +3

      then i would say to joe biden, “you’re hired”

    • @dannymain8993
      @dannymain8993 Před 3 lety +1

      He's the biggest loser and the worst President ever. Lots of people are saying it, you're hearing it more and more.

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo6868
      @iwantsexseemyvideo6868 Před 3 lety

      🛑🍉

  • @andi12270
    @andi12270 Před 3 lety +86

    I love how he says “This is an embarrassment”. No HE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT!
    Trump would get more satisfaction from watching his money swirl down his golden toilet than he will from his pointless and fact-less lawsuits.

  • @TheProphegy
    @TheProphegy Před 3 lety +2

    I want to see Kimmel vs Trump in an MMA fight.

  • @Zeroknight9862
    @Zeroknight9862 Před 3 lety +1

    Can't stop laughing at this part 😂🤣🤣🤣 8:56

  • @afergie76
    @afergie76 Před 3 lety +83

    I said almost the exact thing to my friend today. I don’t understand why it wasn’t a blue sweep.
    His history of the last four years should prove how much of an evil manchild he is. History of the last four years and his entire life.

    • @elik.webber7630
      @elik.webber7630 Před 3 lety +1

      To many morons, not really studying the person they vote for and following a pided piper who has an agenda.

    • @Droogie128
      @Droogie128 Před 3 lety +2

      Because Trump is crap, but the democrats have largely been on an extreme, as well. They would probably have done much better with a more moderate message. They really shot themselves in the foot.

    • @lnstaKarma
      @lnstaKarma Před 3 lety +1

      Right!! This numbers don't add up?.

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo6868
      @iwantsexseemyvideo6868 Před 3 lety

      🌶️🍎

    • @christiekang4878
      @christiekang4878 Před 3 lety

      @Percy Stonewall definitely looking forward to that new netflix series

  • @tinaconway763
    @tinaconway763 Před 3 lety +102

    My sentiments exactly Jimmy. I am saddened and shocked that this election is so close. Have we sunk so far as nation that people do not know what is wrong and what is right. What is good and what is bad. Has our moral compass gotten so far off track that we no longer care about one another and treat people as we want to be treated. I pray Trump is out soon so we can restore decency back in the White House.

    • @theoutlander2873
      @theoutlander2873 Před 3 lety +7

      The Biden crime syndicate is, decent?

    • @daveb8665
      @daveb8665 Před 3 lety +3

      @@theoutlander2873 what crimes?

    • @daveb8665
      @daveb8665 Před 3 lety +4

      @@theoutlander2873 lets just ignore the last 4 years.

    • @santosreckz7203
      @santosreckz7203 Před 3 lety +1

      Must of everyone voting trump out thinks Biden is going to do better. Did you know what Biden was going to do. Please do research your votes matter

    • @juantubey
      @juantubey Před 3 lety +9

      Same here... I am more than shocked at how close the election has been. It’s unbelievable how many people willingly ignore everything Trump has done wrong to focus on everything they believe he’s done right which is nothing really. Unless I’m missing something.

  • @Stringer_
    @Stringer_ Před 3 lety +1

    I'm loosing my sleep over this and I'm not even American! 💀💀💀

  • @andreestahl3820
    @andreestahl3820 Před 3 lety

    OMG! Right up there in your top 10 best monologues! Loved it!

  • @mikeFolco
    @mikeFolco Před 3 lety +184

    Can't wait to ignore US politics again when the fool goes away (I'm not American).

    • @rmn1titw392
      @rmn1titw392 Před 3 lety +7

      For real!!

    • @josiahferrell5022
      @josiahferrell5022 Před 3 lety +3

      We don't have that luxury. Otherwise, we will have absolutely no chance of accomplishing anything decent.

    • @peddlerinc5332
      @peddlerinc5332 Před 3 lety +4

      @@rmn1titw392 and thats how we got trump

    • @lisabinhawaii324
      @lisabinhawaii324 Před 3 lety +3

      Exactly; we shouldn't have to micromanage our President.

    • @XLRAshon
      @XLRAshon Před 3 lety +1

      Sorry but that's a terrible position to have.
      It's the fact that so many Americans are and want to stay misinformed is how we got Trump in the first place.
      The best way to get a government you want is staying at least some what active in our democracy

  • @nikhilbiju3816
    @nikhilbiju3816 Před 3 lety +1111

    lol

  • @cheynebest7028
    @cheynebest7028 Před 3 lety +1

    As a canadian I have no idea why the vote is even close to have another 4 years of this!?

  • @loveallthebs353
    @loveallthebs353 Před 3 lety +5

    Has anyone ever notice that when lies he gets cotton mouth, It's also the fear of losing.

  • @susanneslizynski5150
    @susanneslizynski5150 Před 3 lety +296

    It’s a trumpertantrum!

  • @Jojos329
    @Jojos329 Před 3 lety +56

    I was waiting for you Jimmy

  • @dennisball4699
    @dennisball4699 Před 2 lety

    Best part was the stuff being tossed out the window. Funniest thing I've seen in many years.

  • @lawrencegleason4666
    @lawrencegleason4666 Před 3 lety

    Love this. Ranks as one of the all-time great monologues in the Kimmel standup series.

  • @evanmoore6170
    @evanmoore6170 Před 3 lety +63

    Re-count Dracula Lol

  • @thehellwithem
    @thehellwithem Před 3 lety +203

    "I will sue this election unless I win". For one time, Trump said the truth.

    • @thehellwithem
      @thehellwithem Před 3 lety +9

      ​@Bass Player So convenient Trump might even do it for the sake of pure altruism, right?

    • @screwyou519
      @screwyou519 Před 3 lety +7

      @Bass Player there is medicine for what you have !!

    • @kelliepatton200
      @kelliepatton200 Před 3 lety +6

      @Bass Player U sound stupid!

    • @fatmanjr7215
      @fatmanjr7215 Před 3 lety +3

      How ironic is it that you’ll find democrats being more toxic than republicans on social media. Y’all are fighting over the wrong things. How about question the fact that you’ve got 2 complete idiots running for President

    • @-Puzzles-
      @-Puzzles- Před 3 lety +1

      Hahaha

  • @reneeelias7168
    @reneeelias7168 Před 3 lety +16

    I almost spit out my drink when Trump pitching a fit yelled “GET OUT ERIC”

    • @SuperSilverTrees
      @SuperSilverTrees Před 3 lety +1

      The whole part with the white house is just hilarious :D

  • @2201Duluth
    @2201Duluth Před 3 lety

    Embarrassed to be an American. Jimmy you are so great.

  • @Geohillierneo
    @Geohillierneo Před 3 lety +74

    I find it so funny that the president is literally on his phone posting these tweets, like a teenager. He's such an embarrassment.

    • @anndarnell9725
      @anndarnell9725 Před 3 lety

      The cry baby you'll be on his phone for months tweet trying to start stir up trouble he thinks he's going to get a civil war but what he's really afraid of his New York is coming after him that's why he's sweating he wanted to be able to give yourself a part and I thought they were coming after Donald Trump jr. 2 and whatever happened with Eric's case in court do you know seems like a bunch of criminals to me

    • @NeverTalkToCops1
      @NeverTalkToCops1 Před 3 lety

      It's a special phone. Presidents are not allowed to have cell phones. Because hacking.

  • @Zeldas_Lullaby
    @Zeldas_Lullaby Před 3 lety +75

    "I'm the president forever!" cracked me up. XD

    • @DrumCaptain1
      @DrumCaptain1 Před 3 lety +4

      Me too!!! Lmao

    • @elik.webber7630
      @elik.webber7630 Před 3 lety

      Same thing a Roman General, Said didn't they find him dead in the Senate .lol.And that Senate was corrupt as hell all bent on their own wealth and greed . Let the games begin.

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 Před 2 lety +1

    To be wholly honest, up until “Eric” was thrown out of the window, I thought that was live footage.

  • @jazzmanchgo
    @jazzmanchgo Před 3 lety +18

    "Donald, there's two kinds of people in this world. And you ain't one of 'em."

  • @sandragruhle6288
    @sandragruhle6288 Před 3 lety +43

    He has been an embarrassment to this country for nearly four years. Evaporate, please!

  • @Mooooty
    @Mooooty Před 3 lety +135

    "I like presidents who win Arizona" - John McCain

    • @1awlfc1
      @1awlfc1 Před 3 lety +1

      Underrated comment 😄

    • @jeniferjohnson374
      @jeniferjohnson374 Před 3 lety

      Ha!!

    • @henrylam92
      @henrylam92 Před 3 lety +2

      People in AZ didn't forget what Trump said about the beloved John McCain

  • @danielvanness6936
    @danielvanness6936 Před 3 lety

    Just perfect !! Thank you for my most continuous smile in a long time. I laughed alot

  • @samuelbarber6177
    @samuelbarber6177 Před 3 lety +24

    It's almost as if he doesn't like it when it doesn't go his way... Wait? Pulls away Trump's mask, Oh My God! A toddler

  • @midlifeandnailingit6342
    @midlifeandnailingit6342 Před 3 lety +59

    He reminds me of playing Candyland with my kids when they were 4 and 6...

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 Před 3 lety +1518

    "Re-Count Dracula is on the way to Pennsylvania..." .Rudie G. - Trump's pet troll....sad.

    • @shobalmani1
      @shobalmani1 Před 3 lety +22

      Somebody said “there are 1000s brilliant charismatic attorneys in USA but he got Rudy! You know why? Because no one else wants to work with Trump. He deserves recount Dracula. Hahaha.

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO Před 3 lety +9

      I'm scared to ask what Rudie gets out of this but I'm also keen to know where the Putin pee tapes are

    • @matthewchavez5322
      @matthewchavez5322 Před 3 lety +11

      "Rudy, the ballots are not located in your trousers."

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO Před 3 lety +4

      @@matthewchavez5322 he was adjusting his jailbait Dar

    • @AmidaNyorai48
      @AmidaNyorai48 Před 3 lety +1

      🤔🤔🤔

  • @MRLUTHOOOR
    @MRLUTHOOOR Před 3 lety

    Please. No more Mean Tweets with politicians. That was the safest thing I've ever heard.

  • @lynnerobinson4175
    @lynnerobinson4175 Před 3 lety +2

    If these ppl haven't seen through him by now, they never will. He's crazy and the ppl that still love him there just as crazy

  • @darthmarticusLFC
    @darthmarticusLFC Před 3 lety +263

    Honestly this is so scary how people can vote for this man.

    • @WastelandAmerica
      @WastelandAmerica Před 3 lety +10

      White conservative Americans they appeal to trump

    • @TheLbeebe7
      @TheLbeebe7 Před 3 lety +3

      It's really weird!

    • @oasis67
      @oasis67 Před 3 lety +16

      Lack of intelligence combined with brainwashing. Ironic how they call us the sheep for listening to the likes of Fauci and actual statistics when all they do is believe the person who has been proven to tell over 20'000 lies since taking office 🙈

    • @hijodepuuu
      @hijodepuuu Před 3 lety +14

      Not as scary as voting for Biden thats for damn sure.

    • @nickcaruth8939
      @nickcaruth8939 Před 3 lety +6

      your right....but it just show you that trump did not bring all this HATE OUT OF PEOPLE IT WAS ALREADY THERE IT TOOK TRUMP TO COME AND PUT A VOICE TO THE HATE

  • @miemariane
    @miemariane Před 3 lety +90

    I love how Jimmy isn’t afraid to talk about his political beliefs online
    Edit: guys chill. I just meant I like that he talk about about how he feels, and says it out loud, unlike other show hosts ho keeps it more suttle. Jeez guys y’all are making me sad with those comments

    • @schmorris
      @schmorris Před 3 lety +5

      Its his show. He can say whatever he wants

    • @miemariane
      @miemariane Před 3 lety +3

      @@schmorris i know, but a lot of other show hosts won’t say their political opinions, as it can make them lose a lot of viewers. i just love how kommt isn’t afraid of that.

    • @karaa7595
      @karaa7595 Před 3 lety +10

      I love how stupid you are for not seeing that Jimmy is pushing the political agenda that Jimmy is told to push. Hello? Don't you see it all around you on every news station, Saturday Night Live, sitcoms, movies. Seriously...wake up.

    • @schmorris
      @schmorris Před 3 lety +8

      @@karaa7595 Its not a news show. Its his Comedy show and its filled with his opinions because he doesnt need to be neutral. Its his show

    • @anndarnell9725
      @anndarnell9725 Před 3 lety

      Oh I don't think he's afraid of it he's a comic he just makes fun of it because it is kind of funny and no one will have anybody to laugh at once Donald Trump is sitting in New York prison or jail cuz that's all Donald Trump's worried about New York coming after him they couldn't come after him as long as he was a president that they're going to get his ass now

  • @joetoto8504
    @joetoto8504 Před 3 lety

    great set my friend, you are on the top of your game, I would love to write for you! Thanks

  • @r00tboy45
    @r00tboy45 Před 2 lety +5

    He can't even spell fraud. 🤪

  • @skoll_5682
    @skoll_5682 Před 3 lety +75

    Finally someone used the right method “Mmm sorry. Where were we?” Talk to the adults in the room.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +156

    Donnie doesn't understand how counting works?
    C'mon.. who's really surprised by that?

    • @NARNONDU
      @NARNONDU Před 3 lety +4

      Dude you are everywhere 😂👍

    • @crazeyjoe
      @crazeyjoe Před 3 lety +1

      Votes, no. Money, yes.

    • @spookysarah2403
      @spookysarah2403 Před 3 lety +3

      Explains why he went bankrupt

    • @ak99515ak
      @ak99515ak Před 3 lety

      4 years ago
      Trump there are lots of illegal votes
      Today
      Trump there's are lots of legal votes

    • @thaimassage23
      @thaimassage23 Před 3 lety

      He actually doesn't understand a lot of things,but he UNDERSTANDS PRISON.

  • @mzmicki111
    @mzmicki111 Před 3 lety

    Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for four great years four and a half great years of trump jokes you brought us through thank you

  • @khemparsram8839
    @khemparsram8839 Před 3 lety +1

    Americans cannot allow just any candidate to stand for this high profile sensitive position.