Rudy Giuliani Returns From His Conspiracy Tour Of Ukraine

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  • čas přidán 18. 12. 2019
  • He's back from his top-secret fact finding mission to Ukraine, and boy does Rudy Giuliani have some stories to tell. Starring the incredible John Lithgow as presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani. #LSSC #JohnLithgow #RudyGiuliani
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  • @dfuher968
    @dfuher968 Před 4 lety +702

    John Lithgow is a treasure!

    • @kansascityshuffle8526
      @kansascityshuffle8526 Před 4 lety +4

      Complete lie!

    • @howardkerr8174
      @howardkerr8174 Před 4 lety +10

      @Dfuher D :
      Completely agree, and as a truly great artist he is as accomplished at drama as he is at comedy...look at his World According To Garp performance.

    • @BillieBreathes
      @BillieBreathes Před 4 lety +3

      @@howardkerr8174 Oh definitely. I forget which season he was the main guy on Dexter, but it was riveting .

    • @jayzenitram9621
      @jayzenitram9621 Před 4 lety +3

      So good this was indistinguishable from reality.

    • @mattdillon6761
      @mattdillon6761 Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻

  • @delfin7461
    @delfin7461 Před 4 lety +561

    love John Lithgow!!! He's got Rudy's spastic way of speaking down perfectly!!!

  • @virgilioherreravh
    @virgilioherreravh Před 4 lety +641

    this is hands down the best sketch of 2019!!!! john killed

    • @fatbean2000
      @fatbean2000 Před 4 lety +14

      Colbert almost broke with the leaks thing at the end it was great!

    • @raynekimi2755
      @raynekimi2755 Před 4 lety +5

      I KNEW that was John Lithgow.

    • @lisasmith1233
      @lisasmith1233 Před 4 lety +21

      OMG!! I spit out my dinner! I haven't laughed this hard in YEARS!! BRILLIANT!! We NEED some comic relief!

    • @Tboneator64
      @Tboneator64 Před 4 lety +5

      @@raynekimi2755 I did too, but it was still so hilarious!

    • @ronjohnson21
      @ronjohnson21 Před 4 lety +7

      Too fuckin funny!😂

  • @anniemariestclair
    @anniemariestclair Před 4 lety +142

    "My butt has been working behind my back!"
    I choked on my coffee! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @RoxanneM-
      @RoxanneM- Před 4 lety +1

      Don’t they always.

    • @darthgueule9870
      @darthgueule9870 Před 4 lety +7

      "that dudes a drunken asshole" lol

    • @stellashepherd844
      @stellashepherd844 Před 4 lety +6

      Annie Marie StClair
      “My butt is a constant source of leaks!” That’s the line that got me!

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 Před 4 lety +3

      My tooth bit itself!

    • @bfitz5610
      @bfitz5610 Před 4 lety +1

      @@stellashepherd844 I think it's the line that got Stephen too hahahaha

  • @stancurrent8133
    @stancurrent8133 Před 4 lety +93

    This is the best icing on the impeachment cake! My face hurts from laughing. John Lithgow nailed Rudy Giuliani to the wall the way Laura Benanti nails Melania Trump.

  • @ravewithyou
    @ravewithyou Před 4 lety +216

    Omg John Lithgow playing as Rudy Giuliani is gold! He captured the man to the letter!

  • @RedroomStudios
    @RedroomStudios Před 4 lety +92

    oh man, that was hilarious! I loved the part here he says "scientists have never established a credible link between my brain and my mouth"! dont know how Lithgow and Colbert were able to keep a straight face through that!

  • @1000YearBeard
    @1000YearBeard Před 4 lety +126

    This. This is how butt-jokes are done, kids. Accept no others.

  • @llongone2
    @llongone2 Před 4 lety +183

    Goddamn he is a great actor! He is more convincing than the actual Rudy. And, it takes a great performance to make Stephen break like that.

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue Před 4 lety +3

      Someday I hope they release a video of moments where Stephen breaks or nearly breaks. They're my favorite moments of his

  • @MovieGuy808
    @MovieGuy808 Před 4 lety +2009

    John Lithgow is such a legend 😂👑

  • @pauldacus4590
    @pauldacus4590 Před 4 lety +40

    SNL needs to get Lithgow on as Rudy in all their skits.

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS Před 4 lety +80

    "that guy's a drunken a$$hole"
    *died*

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 4 lety +632

    This just proves how good an actor John Lithgow is. All those years of playing bad guys prepared him for his role as Rudy Colludey (with a leaky butt).

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 Před 4 lety +9

      He also plays Roger Ailes another bad guy

    • @codygriffin299
      @codygriffin299 Před 4 lety +14

      Omg “Rudy Colludey” 😂😂

    • @kerryn6714
      @kerryn6714 Před 4 lety +6

      He was also brilliant playing trump in the “Mueller play” by the NowThis CZcams channel 😁

    • @lani5287
      @lani5287 Před 4 lety +7

      I was kinda expecting "leaky booty" at the end of that.

    • @jamesscully529
      @jamesscully529 Před 4 lety +9

      Lithgow was at his best in one of his first movies, playing Roberta Muldoon in The World According to Garp as a football player who transitioned. Perfect preparation for playing Rudy.

  • @julz63
    @julz63 Před 4 lety +358

    Oh goodness, how did John Lithgow get through that without cracking himself up 🤣🤣🤣🤣That was hilarious 🤣

    • @RedroomStudios
      @RedroomStudios Před 4 lety +16

      ya, exactly! he's a pro for sure...

    • @Dreamline78
      @Dreamline78 Před 4 lety +24

      Colbert seemed on the verge of cracking up himself.

    • @kellym9190
      @kellym9190 Před 4 lety +10

      ...Did we watch the same clip??? That’s Rudy Giuliani, duh.

    • @julz63
      @julz63 Před 4 lety +4

      Matthew Klahn I completely agree, he also is an incredible artist too. I don’t think there’s much he can’t do. Such a talented person.

    • @jorgejacobo7359
      @jorgejacobo7359 Před 4 lety +2

      and how did they get such a great Shalespearean actor to play Giuliani? Amazing!

  • @geraldmiller5260
    @geraldmiller5260 Před 4 lety +221

    Rudy's butt is not all it's cracked up to be.

    • @jswx4393
      @jswx4393 Před 4 lety +17

      It's his #2 source of information.

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jswx4393 - LOL!!! I just got it ...

    • @jackoneill8654
      @jackoneill8654 Před 4 lety +8

      Every time I smile I spread my cheeks!

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 Před 4 lety

      @@jackoneill8654 - Well, ... who doesn't?

    • @erikehlert
      @erikehlert Před 4 lety +3

      Rudy always seems like he's smoking crack.

  • @Buenomars
    @Buenomars Před 4 lety +18

    John Lithgow is well known for playing villains and later on, comedic characters. Here, he expertly combines both!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 4 lety +1634

    "My butt has been working behind my back... a constant source of leaks!"
    What can help Rudy?
    Depends...

  • @zerokombatant6629
    @zerokombatant6629 Před 4 lety +101

    John Lithgow is always a win, I loved him ever since I was a kid watching 3rd rock from the sun. If he's in something thats otherwise trash he still makes his role gold,

    • @Ford-wt8rn
      @Ford-wt8rn Před 4 lety +3

      @@smetupp05 true classic

    • @heatherm2140
      @heatherm2140 Před 4 lety +3

      Loved his voice over in Shrek, too!

    • @ErykaSoleil
      @ErykaSoleil Před 4 lety +1

      ElectricMuzak : I was just about to mention that one, yes! It's on Hulu now, if you have the Starz add-on. (I don't; as much as I enjoy that movie, I'm not buying yet another subscription just for it.) I'm so glad other people remember it fondly. 🙂

    • @ErykaSoleil
      @ErykaSoleil Před 4 lety +1

      Zero Kombatant : If you haven't seen them, also check him out in Harry and the Hendersons (1987), Dexter (2009-entire fourth season), and Raising Cain (1992). And as an example of him salvaging an otherwise horribly campy movie (don't get me wrong, it's still fun), watch "The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension" (1984). He apparently also has multiple albums of children's songs under his belt: "Singin' in the Bathtub" (1999), "Farkle and Friends" (2002), and "The Sunny Side of the Street" (2006).

  • @yolandadery3733
    @yolandadery3733 Před 4 lety +22

    "That was a good meeting. Let's have a follow-up." LMAO

  • @abderrahimbenmoussa4359
    @abderrahimbenmoussa4359 Před 4 lety +7

    "My butt has been working behind my back" made me LOL at job like a donkey with flu. Thanks John, lmao

  • @bellanasable
    @bellanasable Před 4 lety +340

    “My butt has been turned against me by the Bidens” 😂 😂 😂

    • @MrFranconn
      @MrFranconn Před 4 lety +2

      bel??????

    • @onedivbypi2241
      @onedivbypi2241 Před 4 lety +4

      He may have the brown eye phone.
      With a worm virus.
      It wakes on ring and dials out.
      The ring worm virus, I guess.
      In most cases its best to keep it in your pants, butt not the phone.

    • @glitch1182
      @glitch1182 Před 4 lety +9

      “You have to believe me! My butt is a constant source of LEAKS!”

    • @djtae808
      @djtae808 Před 4 lety +3

      I can't 😄😄😄😄😄

    • @marietellez6021
      @marietellez6021 Před 4 lety +4

      @john smith Remove Trump from office ,,,,,, VOTE JOEBIDEN2020

  • @mymylastname3857
    @mymylastname3857 Před 4 lety +354

    When John is even better than Rudy at being Rudy.

    • @kchiatt2520
      @kchiatt2520 Před 4 lety +8

      Watch the girl that does Melania. She does Melania better than Melania.

  • @cocoknows
    @cocoknows Před 4 lety +22

    So damn good. The writing on this show has been superb lately.

    • @ryanpollard510
      @ryanpollard510 Před 4 lety

      Colbert is involved in pizza gate.

    • @tonyatthebeach
      @tonyatthebeach Před 4 lety

      Enjoy it while it lasts, once Trump is out of the WH..no more comedy material!

  • @faithrada
    @faithrada Před 4 lety +34

    HAAHAAAHAAAA.. " My Butt has been talking behind my back!"
    That's a valid explanation.

  • @candielandssweetadventures
    @candielandssweetadventures Před 4 lety +110

    "Yes I said it, but you can't prove I meant it!" .........This will be Rudy's real life excuse when he inevitably goes to trial.

  • @wowmyworldy74
    @wowmyworldy74 Před 4 lety +377

    My butt has been working behind my back brings tears to my eyes.

    • @ajsujit
      @ajsujit Před 4 lety +15

      Do you smell a conspiracy?

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x Před 4 lety +9

      🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏to this entire thread

    • @janicek9399
      @janicek9399 Před 4 lety +5

      🤣🤣🤣 I needed a few good laughs!

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue Před 4 lety +5

      I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada Před 4 lety +2

      @@flowertrue OMG Yes... I'm laughing too hard to tyyy.. 😂😂😂

  • @dlite6999
    @dlite6999 Před 4 lety +17

    Lithgow's portrayal of Guilliani is point on!& priceless$$

  • @indominuswrex9465
    @indominuswrex9465 Před 4 lety +10

    "... INTO A CAT!" Even in the midst of a depressive slump I laughed like hell XD

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... Před 4 lety +103

    Lithgow is a freaking treasure!

  • @beckv8526
    @beckv8526 Před 4 lety +247

    I just about died when he said his butt is a constant source of leaks. 😂

  • @TraderTimmy
    @TraderTimmy Před 4 lety +24

    My eyes are trying to escape my head!
    Dito to all the comments about John. I imagine he really enjoys doing Rudy. Oh my god. Rudy is one of the most kooky twitchy quirky people around.

  • @PS-kd1if
    @PS-kd1if Před 4 lety +30

    Hilarious!!! The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the new Saturday Night Live. And it’s five days a week!

  • @gilliankennedy3836
    @gilliankennedy3836 Před 4 lety +94

    Colludy Rudy is the gift that keeps on giving :)

  • @adnnanmerchant
    @adnnanmerchant Před 4 lety +208

    Benanti and Lithgow should just leave their day jobs and become permanent cast members on the LSSC. We are going to need them.

    • @TheBicycleRepairman2
      @TheBicycleRepairman2 Před 4 lety +13

      Wel hopefully not for much longer...

    • @hitchensghost
      @hitchensghost Před 4 lety +8

      looking forward to another melania christmas

    • @xl000
      @xl000 Před 4 lety

      Dude.. you really think that 1/ he has a " day job"
      2/ LSSC could find a daily skit for him ?
      He's 74 y.o...

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini Před 4 lety

      @@hitchensghost She hasn't been on in a while, I want to see her xmas on the show, too.

  • @DBee-ee7tz
    @DBee-ee7tz Před 4 lety +9

    I love John Lithgow to a whole new level everytime I see him. Simply a treasure trove of talented JOY!

  • @markburch6253
    @markburch6253 Před 4 lety +55

    Rudy actually sounded more sane than usual in this interview.

  • @JS44444
    @JS44444 Před 4 lety +227

    This is the most truthful interview with Rudy Giuliani ever aired.

  • @TheTwick
    @TheTwick Před 4 lety +156

    “John Lithgow in a role of a lifetime.”
    ‘Lithgow IS Giuliani.”

    • @hossboi52
      @hossboi52 Před 4 lety +1

      They forgot to add the grayish tint to him though :(

    • @wolfebilt
      @wolfebilt Před 4 lety +1

      The mannerisms are priceless! Lithgow nailed it!

    • @thesnakeman8006
      @thesnakeman8006 Před 4 lety

      "in........complete lie". Coming soon to HBO 😂😅🤣

  • @clarkkent1521
    @clarkkent1521 Před 4 lety +7

    This is the first Rudy impersonation I've seen. How it that? He's comedy gold.

  • @filmcrew3531
    @filmcrew3531 Před 4 lety +11

    OMFG - John Lithgow is a legend.

  • @markoi.83
    @markoi.83 Před 4 lety +22

    John Lithgow has me dying!!! I don't remember when was the last time I laughed so hard!
    He's a legend!

  • @cheriecullum9489
    @cheriecullum9489 Před 4 lety +104

    "my butts working behind my back" Can't wait for Rudys arrest

  • @Mom_sBasement
    @Mom_sBasement Před 4 lety +90

    That’s not Guliani, his teeth are too white.

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim Před 4 lety +1

      Giuliani* There! FTFY ☺️
      Precisely.

    • @Fede0779
      @Fede0779 Před 4 lety

      Thought it was cause the real Rudy is a ghoul, lol

    • @kpap1581
      @kpap1581 Před 4 lety

      That is John Lithgow

  • @denzelelysium
    @denzelelysium Před 4 lety +17

    John Lithgow is a tremendous actor and he's real close to having a perfect Rudy Colludy. The only thing missing is he needs to open his eyes even wider. I'm serious. Teeth aside, he is not doing Rudy cartoonishly enough.

  • @bellanasable
    @bellanasable Před 4 lety +16

    John Lithgow is a national treasure. This brought tears to my eyes 😂

  • @cliffordsherman7702
    @cliffordsherman7702 Před 4 lety +166

    Better Rudy than SNL’s.

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 Před 4 lety +7

      Anything is better than snl

    • @dkayflowers79
      @dkayflowers79 Před 4 lety +5

      Definitely plus SNL played by a woman..that kinda throws me off

    • @richardvinsen2385
      @richardvinsen2385 Před 4 lety +14

      A better Rudy than Rudy.

    • @richardvinsen2385
      @richardvinsen2385 Před 4 lety +3

      SeMperfi Patriot Of course it does.

    • @jamesm6413
      @jamesm6413 Před 4 lety +19

      I like Kate McKinnon but John Lithgow's impression is just better.

  • @AlexLee-bn3og
    @AlexLee-bn3og Před 4 lety +70

    "That would be a complete diaster. So, here we go!"

  • @keric3673
    @keric3673 Před 4 lety +33

    Someone in my house walked into the room I’m in at “my butt is a constant source of leaks”

  • @mukelorata2100
    @mukelorata2100 Před 4 lety +50

    Although, it’s been a source of leaks, I think sometimes Rudy’s butt doesn’t give a crap.

  • @shawns4354
    @shawns4354 Před 4 lety +21

    John Lithgow is a legend. I was a little kid when I saw him as the doll maker in Amazing Stories. I think that was the name of the movie. Have loved him ever since.

  • @fwatkins8394
    @fwatkins8394 Před 4 lety +6

    This is Brilliant! probably one of the funniest things I've seen in a while!😂

  • @imperialDANK
    @imperialDANK Před 4 lety +20

    John Lithgow steals the show everytime he's on screen.

  • @d00ks
    @d00ks Před 4 lety +41

    John lithgow is freaking hilarious..
    Yet as a villain in Ricochet he is terrifying!

    • @ErykaSoleil
      @ErykaSoleil Před 4 lety +3

      Akeem : Also in "Raising Cain" and "Dexter". 🙂

  • @dawnkennedy2983
    @dawnkennedy2983 Před 4 lety +36

    Damn, Lithgow IS Giuliani lol. Very impressive, he's an incredible actor.

  • @Agent-fg9ol
    @Agent-fg9ol Před 4 lety +12

    I can't believe Rudy actually did this interview.

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana Před 2 lety +3

    - My butt has been working BEHIND MY BACK!!
    That is genius, holy shit that made me laugh.

  • @Amina2544
    @Amina2544 Před 4 lety +8

    This is Oscar worthy comedy gold... Lithgow is amazing. I do hope that Rudy realises just what an honour it is to be portrayed by an actor of such calibre.

  • @cctomcat321
    @cctomcat321 Před 4 lety +48

    I wish I could shake Lithgow's hand for this one. I needed that laugh today.
    "My butt is working behind my back!"

  • @4eversayaandhagi1
    @4eversayaandhagi1 Před 4 lety +4

    Oh dear lord, this is absolutely hysterical! I nearly choked on my soda when John Lithgow said "Scientists have never established a credible leak between my brain and my mouth!" From laughing so hard!

  • @felinecontrolled
    @felinecontrolled Před 4 lety +21

    Twenty-one Piece Nugget is just her stage name. They'll have to use her real name when they make out the $130,000 check.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 Před 4 lety +45

    Trump is a fan of Alex Jones, Mark levine, Limbaugh, hannity and His lawyer is Giuliani .
    What will go wrong.

    • @utah133
      @utah133 Před 4 lety +1

      Trump's your senile great uncle on steroids.

  • @jd3666
    @jd3666 Před 4 lety +54

    If comics kill, John Lithgow just committed some 1st Degree.

  • @dbspecialistrobins7533
    @dbspecialistrobins7533 Před 4 lety +2

    Can you please John Lithgow back to do more Rudy skits? I love this. this is my 10th time watching it when I need a good laugh.

  • @lindaliestman4397
    @lindaliestman4397 Před 4 lety +41

    “My butt is a constant source of leaks.” Oh sweet lips that never tell a lie!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +335

    I'd about settle for a proven link between the origins of his top teeth, and his bottom teeth.

    • @roberthenleynola
      @roberthenleynola Před 4 lety +21

      Don't you mean the ORANGES of his top and bottom teeth?

    • @DRChupacabrah
      @DRChupacabrah Před 4 lety +8

      @@roberthenleynola *oringres

    • @LeftIsBest001
      @LeftIsBest001 Před 4 lety +9

      They're currently radio carbon-dating his bottom teeth..

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 4 lety +2

      Nah, he's had the rest of his teeth done.

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 Před 4 lety +2

      New Message Strong evidences show that the lack of such link are usually seen at cousin nuzzlers who are ex-mayors.

  • @davidgilbert8614
    @davidgilbert8614 Před 4 lety +113

    "Of course, that guy's just a drunken a__hole!" That must be where he keeps his "precious".

    • @lesleyleith4440
      @lesleyleith4440 Před 4 lety +1

      David Gilbert 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wossaaaat
      @wossaaaat Před 4 lety +7

      One 'ring' to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them....

  • @philfromkali
    @philfromkali Před 4 lety +3

    I'm impressed they got Rudy to come on the show!! :O

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Před 4 lety +26

    I don’t know what’s scarier: Fake Rudy’s fake teeth or Real Rudy’s actual teeth...

    • @rosamundg.3789
      @rosamundg.3789 Před 4 lety +1

      Agreed... huge fake chiclets on the top, and his real yellowed old man teeth below. Either he's too cheap or never looks AT his mouth, just spews b.s. FROM it.

  • @estebanesteban9674
    @estebanesteban9674 Před 4 lety +34

    Holy cow, this was hilarious. John Lithgow had me in tears. Love the faces he makes when listening to Colbert.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +65

    I feel sorry for whatever gets thrown at that face. They'll never wash him off.

  • @gojewla
    @gojewla Před 4 lety +8

    Lol@Is there something wrong with your eyes?
    “They are trying to escape my head because they’ve seen too much and they don’t want to testify!”

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 Před 4 lety +8

    🤣😂🤣😂 I laughed so hard at this I had to watch it two times!

  • @PeanutsAssorted
    @PeanutsAssorted Před 4 lety +11

    I desperately need John Lithgow's Rudy Giuliani and Laura Benanti's Melania to do a sketch together... or a sitcom... movie... series of podcasts, anything

  • @LedaSBotelho
    @LedaSBotelho Před 4 lety +36

    ♥️ John Lithgow "My butt is a source with constant leaks!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah Před 4 lety +1

      That entire skit was probably the best of 2019 from Colbert,
      And that statement was the highlight of the sketch, ...
      John Lithgow's a legend...
      🤣😂👍🏼
      Too funny...

  • @DillAvery
    @DillAvery Před 4 lety +23

    John Lithgow is a national treasure

  • @sciencetoymaker
    @sciencetoymaker Před 4 lety +1

    We've never watched much TV, but 3rd Rock from the Sun was a favorite in our family. Good to see John Lithgow is still at it!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +77

    "More than you can imagine.."
    A luxury condo and TWO beach houses to flee prosecution to!

    • @stephaniemoore1930
      @stephaniemoore1930 Před 4 lety +7

      More than doubt Ukraine would hand them asylum after what Trump did to that country

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 4 lety +1

      'That my daddy loved me, and I wasn't a complete embarrassment to him as he threw millions at me and my failed businesses?'

  • @mmarsh1972
    @mmarsh1972 Před 4 lety +88

    "My butt is a constant source of leaks" -Priceless.

  • @sawmaniac
    @sawmaniac Před 4 lety +11

    Why are people still calling him Mr. Mayor? He wasn't elected as Mayor for life.

  • @lukebale8550
    @lukebale8550 Před 2 lety +5

    John Lithgow is such a treasure

  • @assassintwinat8
    @assassintwinat8 Před 4 lety +104

    "My butt is a constant source of leaks!" was right in the middle of a long gulp of coffee there...

    • @gailremp3628
      @gailremp3628 Před 4 lety +6

      Just a suggestion for you. I have learned through spitting coffee all over my iPad screen far too often that one of these skits gets you to do WTF did I do that? So I just sit there and I listen and then I go back to my coffee. Or my milk or my water or whatever I am drinking to try to ease the pain of the bullshit that's going on in this country...happy Christmas. Gail in Central FL 12/19/2019.

    • @howiesp81
      @howiesp81 Před 4 lety +3

      My condolences 🤣

    • @Cathyblj
      @Cathyblj Před 4 lety +4

      Never eat or drink while watching John.

    • @mariahammarstrom7934
      @mariahammarstrom7934 Před 4 lety

      Suit yourself for drinking anything while watching Stephen Colbert, you should have expected that to happen. :)

    • @adamsinger123
      @adamsinger123 Před 4 lety

      I pause Colbert, if I need to take a big gulp of something. It is too damn dangerous 😄

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +157

    Multiple butt-dials? Why's he keep his phone in his hat?

    • @cocobenji6123
      @cocobenji6123 Před 4 lety +10

      I have a feeling he calls and then pretends it is butt dialing. why does he have the media's number on his phone anyway?

    • @tammileroux3329
      @tammileroux3329 Před 4 lety +2

      @@cocobenji6123 good point. I have thought that myself. Why is he contacting them by the way? No, excuse me, why would he need their number?

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 4 lety

      @@cocobenji6123 It's nothing unusual. Journalists will be contacting politicians, government staffers all the time for quotes and interviews (including giuliani) so he will likely have their numbers stored on his phone.

    • @Tommyoda
      @Tommyoda Před 4 lety +4

      oh i get now.. ass·hat 😂

    • @lindasandoval8944
      @lindasandoval8944 Před 4 lety +2

      Oh Snap!!

  • @MyContestPix
    @MyContestPix Před 4 lety +9

    Best skit of the year!!!

  • @KiwiPokerPlayer
    @KiwiPokerPlayer Před 4 lety +23

    I'd love to see John Lithgow and Alec Baldwin together.

  • @MultiAlexwho
    @MultiAlexwho Před 4 lety +22

    You made Giuliani look more human. have you met the man ?

  • @brinjoe
    @brinjoe Před 4 lety +94

    Reality is wayyy to close to Satire 🤦🏻‍♀️ 😝

  • @qs2668
    @qs2668 Před 4 lety +11

    "Thank you, mayor-"
    *"COMPLETE LIE"*

  • @voixdelaraison593
    @voixdelaraison593 Před 4 lety +28

    The Alt GOP has turned, amongst other things, into the party of Victims.
    They are the Victimized by the “Deep State”
    They are Victimized by the Democrats
    They are Victimized by the Main Stream Media
    They are Victimized by Gays and Transexuals
    They are Victimized by 60 - 65% of American voters
    They are Victimized by the “Liberal” Courts
    They are Victimized by the “Liberal” University Professors
    They are Victimized by World Leaders
    They are Victimized by decent people who are required to give testimony under oath.
    They are Victimized by people who say “Happy Holidays”
    They are Victimized by moderate Republicans called RINOs.
    They are Victimized by people who oppose racism
    They are Victimized by people who find Alt Fascism concerning
    And the list could go on and on.
    Alt Republicans are told daily that they are victims of everything above and much, much, more by Hannity, Tucker, Ingraham, Faux and Friends, and Faux in general. As much Victimization as the Alt Republicans are experience it is surprising they have the energy to get out of bed in the morning and attack those not like them.

    • @bsadewitz
      @bsadewitz Před 4 lety +4

      The Republican Party has Stockholm Syndrome.

    • @joanbowden7634
      @joanbowden7634 Před 4 lety +4

      @@bsadewitz I'd say it's more like paranoid schizophrenia! 😆

    • @jimkilroy2549
      @jimkilroy2549 Před 4 lety +2

      Right on

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 Před 4 lety

      @@bsadewitz - How did they get like that?

    • @bsadewitz
      @bsadewitz Před 4 lety +1

      @@tracer740 Hah, take my answer with a grain of salt--or perhaps a pinch. Most of us could develop it under the right circumstances. It is not a formal diagnosis. I will check back tomorrow because I have to sleep, but here is a brief example:
      I found the Stockholm Syndrome the most convincing explanation to describe how a large portion of Egyptian society feels towards its toppled dictator, Hosni Mubarak. On the day of Mubarak’s first trial, crowds of people gathered in front of the court insisting on his innocence and bursting into tears after the announcement of the life sentence, a verdict that enraged the revolutionaries who were expecting no less than a death sentence. Now, two years after the revolution that overthrew him, but not his legacy, Mubarak is released from prison and placed under house arrest. And you have to see the happiness of the crowd of well-wishers that gathered outside the prison to hail the release of the man who caused them thirty years of poverty, injustice and marginalization.
      www.moroccoworldnews.com/2013/08/101953/egyptians-and-the-stockholm-syndrome/amp/

  • @anssisorvisto3191
    @anssisorvisto3191 Před 4 lety +26

    Somebody should ask Rudy: Why do you lie Rudy? Maybe he will slip the answer.🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @bgallard
    @bgallard Před 4 lety +6

    Nailed it

  • @vroddestroyer300
    @vroddestroyer300 Před 4 lety +1

    I have watched this 50 times and it just gets better and better!!!

  • @RefugioVillegasIII
    @RefugioVillegasIII Před 4 lety +5

    There should have been a fart when he answered the phone call. LoL

  • @noonespecial6076
    @noonespecial6076 Před 4 lety +16

    We need to bring back Laura Benanti to find out what Melania thinks about Donald Trump being impeached.

  • @sayakdas4159
    @sayakdas4159 Před 4 lety +16

    Lithgow looks genuinely horrifying. I can't make eye contact for more than 45 seconds.

  • @toth1982
    @toth1982 Před 4 lety +2

    This is the best from Colbert in the last 3 years.

  • @dajwe216
    @dajwe216 Před rokem +1

    “Good meeting, let’s have a follow up. 🍷” LOL!

  • @freeborn3680
    @freeborn3680 Před 4 lety +8

    Stephen is SOOOOO attractive. I'm thankful for him, because he has helped me get through this awful administration.

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... Před 4 lety +24

    #ColludyRudy
    Make it trend, people!

  • @catfishcave379
    @catfishcave379 Před 4 lety +1

    I've never seen Rudy so composed and coherent. Must be the Colbert effect...
    "If you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with a high level consultant."
    "Good meeting. Let's have a followup."
    "Let's get to the bottom of this."
    I will be using these lines every time I drink from now on.
    I'd say give Lithgow an award, but doesn't he already have them all?

  • @saywhat6638
    @saywhat6638 Před 4 lety +18

    so he is the master of booty call

    • @cmac3491
      @cmac3491 Před 4 lety +1

      No one would answer that call!

    • @djtae808
      @djtae808 Před 4 lety +1

      😄😄😄 "booty call" Best comment award 😄😄😄