Rudy Giuliani Made 'Hannity' Watchable

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  • Sure, Rudy Giuliani may have implicated Trump for serious crimes. But at least it happened on his favorite shows!
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  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu Před 6 lety +265

    Mueller: Two years of investigation, wasted. All I had to do was wait for Trump's own lawyers to throw him under the bus.

    • @WCWThunderRosa
      @WCWThunderRosa Před 6 lety +11

      Ganiscol I feel bad for the bastard who has to do that

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 Před 6 lety +2

      Buttercup III Ha! They SHOULD be getting Hazard Pay for that mess! Good catch!

    • @HeadCannonPrime
      @HeadCannonPrime Před 6 lety +4

      What I would give to be a grand jury in the Trump case! The prosecution is just going to wheel in a TV like a 3rd grade substitute teacher and play 3 hours of clips of Trump and his lawyers confessing to crimes recorded from fox news.

    • @genomitchalinni8106
      @genomitchalinni8106 Před 4 lety

      And now, we know how those mobile balistic trucks, they parade, look like when launched at night.

  • @ariloveshouse
    @ariloveshouse Před 6 lety +95

    Bless you uploader!!!! We haven't gotten the whole monologue in one video in ages. Please keep it this way.
    - Everyone in the comments.

    • @TheShadowKing1988
      @TheShadowKing1988 Před 6 lety +1

      The reason the monologues get broken up is because Stephen usually talks about multiple topics, so each individual video covers just each topic. In the case of this particular monologue, it's all on one video because Stephen was discussing one single topic. Make sense?

  • @ElmerFuddGun
    @ElmerFuddGun Před 6 lety +466

    Actually Rudy *_IS HELPING_* with the comedy! This is great stuff!

    • @lunanasushistax6692
      @lunanasushistax6692 Před 6 lety +9

      Wasn't there a video called "Donald Trump Rudy Giuliani Drag Queen Motorboat" several years ago? I think he's been looking for another big comedic break ever since

    • @brian5o
      @brian5o Před 6 lety +5

      ... and hopefully with the impeachment.

    • @ElmerFuddGun
      @ElmerFuddGun Před 6 lety +11

      Lunana - It wouldn't surprise me. But nothing surprises me about Trump any more! The only thing I am surprised about is that he is still the US president!

    • @glennbarrera8353
      @glennbarrera8353 Před 6 lety +8

      Guys! He is trying! He already offered Jared Kushner up as disposable

    • @lunanasushistax6692
      @lunanasushistax6692 Před 6 lety +1

      Think positive! America's deceased presidents are probably rolling in their graves so much right now that they can generate enough power until the next election

  • @Kevin_Street
    @Kevin_Street Před 6 lety +6

    "It comes with streaming."
    This is like the Platonic Ideal of a dirty joke, glittering and perfect under the stage lights.

  • @anjie8570
    @anjie8570 Před 6 lety +174

    Love the Stormy Watch music and dance. LOL

  • @ashwinkumar3806
    @ashwinkumar3806 Před 6 lety +36

    It's clear that his legal team wrote that tweet for him. They deliberately made the typo to make it sound authentic.

  • @elpato7598
    @elpato7598 Před 6 lety +93

    Stormy watch cracks me up 😂

  • @veecee3669
    @veecee3669 Před 6 lety +21

    Night after night, Colbert, you are ruthless. Keep up the good work...

  • @Grim_Beard
    @Grim_Beard Před 6 lety +143

    Why would a secular democracy, that has separation of church and state written right into its constitution, have a national day of prayer?

    • @HughJorgan1
      @HughJorgan1 Před 6 lety +21

      It's indeed perplexing. But the God/Jesus delusion is still a massive business in the US. Its various cults still influence votes. I think we're at least a few elections away from getting the God delusion out of US politics.

    • @Zomby_Woof
      @Zomby_Woof Před 6 lety +13

      Blame the pilgrims. A lot of the founders wanted nothing to do with superstition, but they had to appease the pilgrims, who left England to seek out the freedom to burn their neighbors alive for miscounting the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin. At the time, England was cracking down on that sort of horseshit, and encouraging the nutbags to gtfo.
      That was only a minority of the population, but we had a whole raft of other handicaps.
      Education was poor in the colonies compared to England.
      Sure, we had the original Ivy League Colleges, but most people could barely read, so they fell prey to the Trumps of the day.
      Men like Samuel Adams, who took England's fairly reasonable decree that if the colonists would not stop provoking the French colonies, having their ass handed to them, and then requiring England to repeatedly ride to their rescue, that the colonists would then be required to bear the expense of that defense through some minor taxes, and through propaganda turned it into "no taxation without representation!"
      Well, no shit.
      The colonists had proven themselves to be utterly irresponsible and would never agree to pay for anything if they could get someone else to carry the load.
      If the pilgrims had just been taken out back and shot, and colonization delayed until they were fully purged, the babbling snake brigade would never have had a toehold.

    • @rickileee4742
      @rickileee4742 Před 6 lety +4

      Grim, I f*ck*n LOVED your thought. So simple, so pure. but the reply from GOP "Cuz Jeeezuz wanted it that way. See so right here in this GOP-approved
      bible

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Zomby_Woof They found someone else to carry the load alright. Natives and Africans and the Chinese. People to shit on while they do everything you're too much of a lazy bitch to take care of yourself. Now it's Latin American immigrants and those Asian kids we outsource all the manufacturing jobs too.

    • @albertelnen4995
      @albertelnen4995 Před 5 lety +2

      With a President who really isn't Christian.

  • @mooniejohnson
    @mooniejohnson Před 6 lety +144

    I often have to sign NDAs saying I didn't have an affair with someone. You know, totally normal.

    • @valerievoigt
      @valerievoigt Před 6 lety +7

      😂Adam Winkelmann , yeah, all of us do it. So I wonder where my $130,000 is?!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 6 lety +3

      Welcome to Earth, where nothing makes sense.

  • @brinjoness3386
    @brinjoness3386 Před 6 lety +44

    The trump lawyers got to the end of writing his 3 tweets and realised if there wasn't any spelling mistakes people would know trump didn't write it.

  • @indrinita
    @indrinita Před 6 lety +32

    I love that little dance he does everytime when the "Stormy Watch" music comes on

    • @SS-th9wz
      @SS-th9wz Před 6 lety

      indrinita - That’s because you’re gay.

  • @freedomfirst5557
    @freedomfirst5557 Před 6 lety +9

    Thank you Rudy and Faux "news" couldn't have done it without you both.......The intelligent and sane Americans thank you today.

  • @Ela.elizabeth
    @Ela.elizabeth Před 6 lety +40

    At this point, Trump is just making it second to second. He thinks introducing new scandals is the best thing to do to cover up your own misdoings - so he's literally just trying to obfuscate the situation as much as possible to keep people talking about "what the truth actually is" instead of focusing on the crimes. He's boiling himself alive, he's done.

  • @lizachen5970
    @lizachen5970 Před 6 lety +17

    "I'm breathing in second hand prayer...".....LOL!

  • @MeganKoumori
    @MeganKoumori Před 6 lety +76

    Rudy Giuliani has crazy eyes.

    • @dsmith9412
      @dsmith9412 Před 6 lety +4

      MeganKoumori
      I noticed that when Rudy yells (like during the Convention)- he looks just like Voldemort

  • @idarum3537
    @idarum3537 Před 6 lety +70

    Hannity asks Giuliani questions as if he wants him to answer a certain way.

  • @zapfanzapfan
    @zapfanzapfan Před 6 lety +1159

    Wow, with a lawyer like Rudy, who needs prosecutors... :-)

    • @johngtsang7420
      @johngtsang7420 Před 6 lety +12

      zapfanzapfan we can see 👀 HOW , repeatedly , DUMB or Stupid , #trump and #trumpStaffs are : #trumpsupportersareaspecialkindofstupid

    • @roy2net
      @roy2net Před 6 lety +19

      Always new facts with this president, does he think people are stupid.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Před 6 lety +17

      well the mob isnt going to screw itself. /s

    • @charlesstockford5913
      @charlesstockford5913 Před 6 lety +14

      Bad Hombre sadly many are that stupid.

    • @FeelItRising
      @FeelItRising Před 6 lety +11

      Bad Hombre sadly his constituents are, roughly half the US

  • @chupavi89
    @chupavi89 Před 6 lety +20

    "It comes with streaming". Now that's a home run. Im still laughing :D

  • @TheArtemis07
    @TheArtemis07 Před 5 lety +10

    Every time someone knocked on her door, writer Dorothy Parker said, “What fresh hell is this?” That’s what I say when I brace myself to watch the news nowadays.

  • @ziqi92
    @ziqi92 Před 6 lety +102

    November can’t come soon enough

  • @y.o.byoungorganicbeing6605
    @y.o.byoungorganicbeing6605 Před 6 lety +23

    God bless this show

  • @michelesanchez6828
    @michelesanchez6828 Před 6 lety +109

    Meanwhile here on the southeastern part of Puerto Rico I am still waiting to have electricity after over 7 months!! And I also am embarrassed to have a President who is completely unfit to be our commander in chief😣

    • @southrules
      @southrules Před 6 lety +16

      Michele Sànchez
      Ugh that sucks, yeah sorry

    • @dr4g0nitedive29
      @dr4g0nitedive29 Před 6 lety

      You are our territory. We collect your taxes but screw you Spanish speaking country. If you want to whine so much just leave baka.

    • @pennyhollifield5055
      @pennyhollifield5055 Před 6 lety +7

      Rogue Dr4g0nite You are one hateful, sad & sorry person.

    • @LagrimaArdiente
      @LagrimaArdiente Před 6 lety +6

      Penny Hollifield Not the first person I encounter like them, either. I was once straight up told, "You can't vote, so you don't count."
      These people are just flat-out evil.

    • @MrRacecourser
      @MrRacecourser Před 6 lety +5

      Michele Sànchez Sad. So sorry. God bless Puerto Rico.

  • @hollyb6885
    @hollyb6885 Před 6 lety +18

    I used to think evangelicals were very spiritual, religious people. But if they back someone as vile as tDump, they’ve lost their souls along the way.

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves Před 6 lety +1

      They willingly ignore all hypocracy and are convinced Hillary is satan. They are hyper partisan and impossible to reason with.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 Před 4 lety

      @@BeavisSaves lol, great name. 😂

  • @drdebbie03
    @drdebbie03 Před 6 lety +49

    Rudy is a crook, always has been...

    • @mariespi96
      @mariespi96 Před 5 lety

      Right! Now I wonder if he funneled any 9/11 donations into his pockets 🤔

  • @russianintheeagle8285
    @russianintheeagle8285 Před 6 lety +31

    Love you Stephen

  • @ariloveshouse
    @ariloveshouse Před 6 lety +41

    Crazy that this went down on Hannity's show. I mean if Rudy was gonna jumble his words anywhere it would of been somewhere outside of the trump fan club (fox news).

  • @uncleo7007
    @uncleo7007 Před 6 lety +156

    "It comes with streaming"😂😂 this guy is too good

    • @urjits25
      @urjits25 Před 6 lety +1

      Jamal Omar Hey, I didn't get it. Could you please explain it?

    • @uncleo7007
      @uncleo7007 Před 6 lety +9

      Urjit Sardesai he's making a joke about the "pee tape" in Russia. ( Allegedly Trump hired Russian hookers to urinate on a hotel bed)..😂 just Google "Trump Russia pee tape "

    • @allieschwarz8023
      @allieschwarz8023 Před 6 lety

      + Jamal Omar I am *not* going to google it, but I do have a question. I thought that the tape was supposed to be two Russian hookers ("Russian hookers; best in the world according to Putin!) *peeing on each other* while Trump watches and maybe does more than watch. But my friend says it's supposedly some Russian hookers *peeing on Trump* . What is your understanding?

    • @uncleo7007
      @uncleo7007 Před 6 lety +3

      Allie Schwarz well so far it's just a made up story, that could possibly be true. No hard evidence on it yet. Lol, but Trump generated so much fake news himself that he must lay in his bed, his wet bed if you will...😂

    • @uncleo7007
      @uncleo7007 Před 6 lety +3

      Allie Schwarz you're right it definitely adds up and makes sense

  • @TheZeroNeonix
    @TheZeroNeonix Před 6 lety +44

    The National Day of Prayer. What an ironically unChristian concept.
    Jesus: "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

    • @pennyhollifield5055
      @pennyhollifield5055 Před 6 lety +4

      TheZeroNeonix Very well put!!

    • @hasannaqvi7430
      @hasannaqvi7430 Před 3 lety

      Beautifully put, my friend, if you don't mind me adding, I find it interesting how Jesus says to the father directly and not to anyone else including him.

  • @philippenachtergal6077
    @philippenachtergal6077 Před 6 lety +91

    You can't empower someone to "fix things" in your name, pay him big money and then go hide and say you didn't know what he was doing. Willful ignorance is not a legal defense. It doesn't work for mafia bosses who tell their hit-man to "deal with the situation" and it doesn't work here.

  • @Barneyrubble241
    @Barneyrubble241 Před 6 lety +87

    People still believe Trump and all his nonsense. Just staggering to me.

    • @SS-th9wz
      @SS-th9wz Před 6 lety

      Jim M - Since you root for Hillary and Obama....do you root for cancer too? Lol.

    • @jonathancampbell7798
      @jonathancampbell7798 Před 6 lety +8

      Go Devils that is very typical trumptard behavior. Avoid the question. Bring up Obama or Clinton. Ring your bell and get your cheese, mouse.

    • @TheNextTurn
      @TheNextTurn Před 6 lety +1

      Democrats are ignoring the DNC and DCCC's horrible actions of pushing out progressives and rigging the mid-term elections

    • @SS-th9wz
      @SS-th9wz Před 6 lety

      Jonathan Campbell
      Uranium 1 / Benghazi / Jill Stein recount / southern border / sanctuary cities / black unemployment/ 58 genders / common core / planned parenthood abortion / etc....shall I continue ? I’m just getting started.

    • @beeyaybaracas3240
      @beeyaybaracas3240 Před 6 lety +1

      TheNextTurn
      Aaaaaand what does it have to do with trump's empirical criminal activities?

  • @mesutozil168
    @mesutozil168 Před 6 lety +293

    One of them is lying, its both of em

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude Před 6 lety +4

      mesut ozil, ROLL not ROLE. Damn homonyms.

    • @LadyAneh
      @LadyAneh Před 6 lety +3

      We don’t want Giuliani to be lying though because he accidentally admitted on tv that Trump both paid back Cohen and that it was because it was so near the election that the story would look bad that the payment was made, basically helping the prosecution. It’s hilarious.

  • @sarahschuman3023
    @sarahschuman3023 Před 6 lety +17

    Hit those high notes Colbert.

  • @gregoryarrants
    @gregoryarrants Před 6 lety +59

    My favorite is always when Stephen reads the tweets in his trump voice

  • @phillanager6245
    @phillanager6245 Před 6 lety +210

    Presidents don't have time for answering questions. But lots of time for golfing at Mar-a-lago.

    • @nafissatoure4449
      @nafissatoure4449 Před 6 lety +7

      Phil Lanager golfing And tweeting.

    • @henryphilippeaux3566
      @henryphilippeaux3566 Před 6 lety +10

      Fumbles We're not out the woods yet as far as the Korean Peninsula. You make it sound as if denuclearization has already been achieved. It has not.

    • @ivansol92
      @ivansol92 Před 6 lety +8

      +Fumbles constantly winning trade wars? He can't even handle Mexico or Canada... does winning mean something different to Americans?

    • @djohn3dddd841
      @djohn3dddd841 Před 5 lety

      What does "Mar- a- Lago" mean?? I KNOW😒.....GOOGLE IT😉(and ask the SAME question...AGAIN!😂).

    • @djohn3dddd841
      @djohn3dddd841 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ivansol92
      😂Please don't make fun of us😱😟😫😕!!. We're not ALL responsible😅😂!!
      I KNOW how it LOOKS👀😂👍

  • @portkembla1955
    @portkembla1955 Před 6 lety +60

    dot dot dot dot dot dot......love Colbert.

    • @TheRobster2007
      @TheRobster2007 Před 6 lety +3

      Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot - All sane Americans.

  • @mrwonderful239
    @mrwonderful239 Před 6 lety +12

    Thank you for putting your monologues back into one video. Way more watchable without being interrupted ever three minutes

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 Před 6 lety +7

    Many, many people are praying that you resign "believe me"!

  • @blu4085
    @blu4085 Před 6 lety +146

    The lie bar keeps getting ever lower..How low can it go? Their backs are already covered in mud.

    • @greggusan
      @greggusan Před 6 lety +10

      That ain't mud

    • @tbrowntracyj
      @tbrowntracyj Před 6 lety

      you gonna play like you dont know? welli couyld tell you but i am s liasrt

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 Před 6 lety +1

      Fumbles, if anyone helped get North and South Korea talking it was Rex Tillerson, the man Trump fired for calling him a moron. Trump has just made childish insults toward Kim Jung Un -- something the Koreans can get agree to sneer at.

    • @johnIZaUWL
      @johnIZaUWL Před 6 lety

      Fumbles he’s a rooster taking credit for the sunrise and maybe even the suns VERY EXISTENCE!
      Your probably a Russian troll da?

    • @johnIZaUWL
      @johnIZaUWL Před 6 lety

      QuTi 2U the “bar” is in the center of the Earth now and will probably be in China by 2020!

  • @garyphillips3406
    @garyphillips3406 Před 6 lety +13

    So lets get this straight, the new truth is "Here is some money to stay silent about the fact you blackmailed me over an affair we did not have"?

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum Před 6 lety +1129

    Trump so did not write those tweets. Maybe the dots, but that's it.

  • @gtimny
    @gtimny Před 6 lety +31

    WOW! Trump's twitter-english sure has improved (and "roll" could have been an autocorrect thing)... Gimme a break! Trump couldn't even READ that tweet, never mind write it! That must be what Cohen is doing for his $35,000/mo. - writing Trump's tweets.

  • @pennclick
    @pennclick Před 6 lety +177

    Rudy is the guy you sit down with and you say “listen, I’ll tell you but you can’t tell anyone”, he says “sure of course”. The second he agrees he turns to the guy down the table and tells him. You get his attention and say “what the hell, man I just told you not to tell anybody!”
    And he just says, “I don’t know why you told me if you thought I wouldn’t immediately tell someone else, so this is kind of your fault.”

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 Před 6 lety +18

      Ayy lmao exactly
      There is a tale about a spartan who was too quiet. Someone from elsewhere asked him if he was quiet because he was an idiot. He replied: "an idiot can´t keep his mouth shut".

    • @HeadCannonPrime
      @HeadCannonPrime Před 6 lety +11

      So True.
      Trump: here is all this sensitive information that will get me arrested, keep it to yourself, tell no one!
      Juliani: Hey Hannity, guess what I just heard!

  • @melindac3368
    @melindac3368 Před 6 lety +15

    Good ol' Rudy! I wonder how long it took Hannity to become unclenched.

  • @themelissashow3386
    @themelissashow3386 Před 6 lety +32

    The NETCHIX joke had me dyin

    • @13VictorC
      @13VictorC Před 6 lety

      Same. Especially after Stephen said they offer "streaming".

  • @wgjung1
    @wgjung1 Před 6 lety +30

    The dumb version of Watergate.

  • @MrsHope93
    @MrsHope93 Před 6 lety +16

    Why do I love Stephen so much?

    • @Ace1King1
      @Ace1King1 Před 6 lety

      Because you're disturbed.

  • @idarum3537
    @idarum3537 Před 6 lety +16

    So busy. Busy people. Winning.

  • @KristianKumpula
    @KristianKumpula Před 6 lety +14

    The real reason why Trump feels "truly blessed" to have Mike Pence as vice president is that he is one of the few people who could generally be considered a worse option than Trump.

  • @queenannblue
    @queenannblue Před 6 lety +14

    Stephen killed this...I'm in tears...NetChix!😂😂

  • @SharonMartinez
    @SharonMartinez Před 6 lety +46

    I love Stephen Colbert.

  • @venumadhavrayasam2254
    @venumadhavrayasam2254 Před 6 lety +16

    Stormy Watch is actually starting to grow on me

  • @groovy3957
    @groovy3957 Před 6 lety +79

    Lol, Is this guy trying to send Trump to jail?

    • @murphythompson2571
      @murphythompson2571 Před 6 lety +7

      I would say Rudy may remember the disrespect and he has set Trump's ass up.

    • @jimmythornseed8605
      @jimmythornseed8605 Před 6 lety +2

      This news was probably likely to get out with all Cohen's documents seized, and they're trying to get in front of it to make it old news by the time the proof comes around.

    • @DalithaMW
      @DalithaMW Před 6 lety +2

      I hope to god

    • @cheryltariq
      @cheryltariq Před 6 lety +1

      Ha ha Ha!!! Imagine the irony!!!!

  • @ryand1683
    @ryand1683 Před 6 lety +34

    It’s the national day of Star Wars not of prayer!!!!!!!!

  • @BavonWW
    @BavonWW Před 4 lety +5

    Jeez, very funny. It's September 2019 and I have never watched it until now.

    • @christiecrawford1653
      @christiecrawford1653 Před 4 lety

      It's so funny to me that the same people who "despised" Bill Clinton and were FOR his impeachment, defend Trump's behavior. Lol
      I DONT GET IT! 🤣🤣
      P.S. they BOTH suck!

  • @carriesiesser7704
    @carriesiesser7704 Před 6 lety +9

    I'm not sure why everyone was groaning at the "streaming" comment. I think that was a brilliant comic twist. Well done sir!

  • @nerdysister
    @nerdysister Před 6 lety +15

    These people are all going to jail

  • @fifteenbyfive
    @fifteenbyfive Před 6 lety +34

    Stephen Colbert keeps me sane on a daily basis, and I'm being serious. I'm going to subscribe instead of just hunting for videos every day. Subscribed.

    • @passionpourelegance
      @passionpourelegance Před 6 lety +5

      The Punisher: Aaaaaw, you sound angry. Do you need a hug? Wanna talk about it? Or do you need a psychologist to talk to? You have a choice. You can do it Sport! **hugs** Insert sarcasm here => *[...]*

    • @TheHua89
      @TheHua89 Před 6 lety

      The Punisher awww you do need a hug. I hope you feel better soon 😊

    • @HeadCannonPrime
      @HeadCannonPrime Před 6 lety

      LOL and they call us snowflakes. The Punisher gets all butthurt just because someone subscribed to Colbert.

    • @amnonmeyers6946
      @amnonmeyers6946 Před 6 lety

      The Punisher. When there's no defense to Trump machine calamities, go ahead and let it all out.

  • @TheNorwog
    @TheNorwog Před 6 lety +6

    I have a theory of one of the reasons why Trump's tweets have so many incorrect word usages and odd turns of phrase. He uses voice to text and doesn't edit. I've sent some weird messages before due to the same thing. So I picture Trump sitting on his toilet, with his cheeseburger, yelling at his phone and it's hilarious.

  • @chunkachocolat4611
    @chunkachocolat4611 Před 6 lety +1285

    Roses are red
    I will be blunt
    Innocent guys don’t say,
    “A total witch hunt!”

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp Před 6 lety +16

      Max Canon Shouldn’t it be warlock hunt?

    • @sharonsmilesphotography5553
      @sharonsmilesphotography5553 Před 6 lety +22

      Agreed, and the Warlock is corrupt as hell.

    • @manatime1653
      @manatime1653 Před 6 lety +1

      Max Canon The witch being hunted is Hillary. So funny you cant read the reports thus far and see this.

    • @manatime1653
      @manatime1653 Před 6 lety +1

      SharonSmilesPhotography And they have turned up no evidence except that which has caused th he firing of several deep state officials. Hmmmm.... How fricken dumb are you people. I'll be back to gloat

    • @GarlicPudding
      @GarlicPudding Před 6 lety +25

      Me N. You mean the reports from the Knot Reel Institute, or the University of BS?

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 Před 6 lety +34

    Please keep Rudy, Trump, oh please keep him! :)

  • @Maremons
    @Maremons Před 6 lety +55

    2:59
    Jon Batiste: "Yeah.. Why you gon' use the word 'funnel'?"
    lmao

    • @slipperypete619
      @slipperypete619 Před 6 lety +1

      Yeah, that was intentional.

    • @baconforsaken5555
      @baconforsaken5555 Před 6 lety +2

      He is the worst

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 Před 6 lety

      Exactly. It’s crazy that Giuliani is trying so hard to say this transaction is legal, yet manages to make it sound even more corrupt each time he talks about it😳😂

  • @argedismun2
    @argedismun2 Před 6 lety +32

    Am I perverted by saying Obama was and still is the best president we ever had and deserve

    • @MrDick-kz8qc
      @MrDick-kz8qc Před 6 lety

      Yes. Yes you are. Why? Because FDR

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 Před 6 lety +11

      Let's be honest, Obama wasn't the best President ever. He tried to be and would have succeeded with support from the Republican Party. His ideas were for the benefit of Americans. ACA wasn't perfect but what he got passed through Congress was still an achievement. And given that women were given the vote in 1920 and African Americans had to wait until 1965, it was a crowning achievement that an African American became President. Obama's legacy would have continued to some degree if HRC had been elected. However, despite her experience, HRC was a bitter pill for Americans to swallow and the lies told by the trump campaign did not help either. Barack Obama's heart was in the right place when it came to the United States.
      As for trump? He's only in it for himself and how much money he can make. He is truly the worst president the United States will ever have. Even when POTUS #100 is in office, trump will still be last. Even Buchanan might move up several places.

    • @adenamichael8432
      @adenamichael8432 Před 6 lety +6

      MatchstalkMan You are right he was one of the best

    • @patbyrne3076
      @patbyrne3076 Před 6 lety +4

      argedismun2 no you are100% correct- he was the best and I miss him every minute of every day

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 Před 6 lety +1

      MatchstalkMan, yes, agreed with all of the above & just one addition... tRump has already displaced Buchanan!

  • @pegmay7209
    @pegmay7209 Před 6 lety

    Thank you, Mr. Colbert for explaining things so quickly and acurately.

  • @BootlegFightVideo
    @BootlegFightVideo Před 6 lety +6

    He can't even pretend he gives a shit about prayer. Probably his best feature.

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp Před 6 lety +23

    Nothing really makes Hannity watchable Stephen, but this was hilarious to see him get run over by Giuliani

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 6 lety +1261

    Rudy is like a bodyguard who pats you on the back way too hard when his first shift starts, saying "You're in good hands, sir... ", which causes his gun to fall out of his home-made holster made of electrical tape, and shoot you in the liver.

    • @aranyanifox4375
      @aranyanifox4375 Před 6 lety +50

      The "electrical tape" bit just killed me... I am still trying to get some oxygen in my lungs!!! :DDD THANKS!!!

    • @glennbarrera8353
      @glennbarrera8353 Před 6 lety +12

      Oh shit!

    • @themastermason1
      @themastermason1 Před 6 lety +26

      Hey, he at least had the thought to make himself a holster and not waistband carry. His testicles would be in danger.

    • @glennbarrera8353
      @glennbarrera8353 Před 6 lety +16

      Scott Mew - vampires don't have testicles

    • @themastermason1
      @themastermason1 Před 6 lety +2

      glenn barrera They're there. They just look like a baseball player's.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 6 lety +379

    In the words of the Roman philosopher Seneca, "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."

    • @thechosenmwuaha
      @thechosenmwuaha Před 6 lety +54

      Watch out, we got a badass over here.

    • @yawn1775
      @yawn1775 Před 6 lety +20

      Jovan Martinovic 😂😂😂

    • @ha6737
      @ha6737 Před 6 lety +22

      Agree, use religion for your convenience...sad!!! A lot of religious leaders use the Bible and the word of Trump to fill their pockets...

    • @cyberbob19
      @cyberbob19 Před 6 lety +5

      lazyperfectionist1
      "Roman philosophers" are prone to error too. They have an opinion.
      To find truth, study the Divine prophets such as Christ.

    • @Zigblat
      @Zigblat Před 6 lety +31

      Actually, there is no record of Seneca saying that but Edward Gibbon in 1776 wrote: "The various modes of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world, were all considered by the people, as equally true; by the philosopher, as equally false; and by the magistrate, as equally useful. "

  • @VacationImpossible
    @VacationImpossible Před 6 lety +85

    That's how he roles

  • @VersinKettorix
    @VersinKettorix Před 6 lety +10

    I wonder if all those guys in Leavenworth will sign NDA's before violating Don the Con.

  • @NibblerPDX
    @NibblerPDX Před 6 lety +18

    It woulda been more funny if Stephen did Rudy's voice for Trump's tweets. Those tweets clearly weren't written by Trump lol.

  • @miapdx503
    @miapdx503 Před 6 lety +43

    Played no roll. They had to misspell a word to make it appear that trump wrote it. But it had punctuation, so, we're not fooled. 😜

    • @casper191985
      @casper191985 Před 6 lety

      huh?

    • @willariza00
      @willariza00 Před 6 lety +4

      I was surprised Colbert didn't mention anything about it. There is no chance in hell of Trump writing that tweet. It was too coherent, although the misspell is a nice touch

    • @happiedasie878
      @happiedasie878 Před 6 lety

      There is a roll that you eat & a role as an action, the joke was he used the wrong word.

    • @yajeskaran4061
      @yajeskaran4061 Před 6 lety

      Another moron!!...god save this country!

    • @crisissocoylike
      @crisissocoylike Před 6 lety

      Good catch, I was thinking the same

  • @DasIllu
    @DasIllu Před 6 lety +25

    What were his words? "I could shoot someone on 5th Ave. and people..."
    And people would still not take any action against this lunatic.
    I start to believe he was right. Not bc T is a bright person, but bc society in general is now at it's lowest, completely defunct.

    • @DasIllu
      @DasIllu Před 6 lety +2

      Sorry, my vote does not matter in this case... i live in europe :-P

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp Před 6 lety +3

      DasIllu Don’t let the nasties get you down-must be related to some scumbag Rethugs.

    • @DasIllu
      @DasIllu Před 6 lety +5

      People seem to wonder why we, way over there in europe even care. The problem is that we are all connected.
      The US messes up? We have to suffer. We mess up? The US has to suffer.
      We in the EU have to fight a lot of battles ourselves. It would be nice to not be worried about a emotionally challenged person and his index finger hovering over a certain red button.

    • @tonir99
      @tonir99 Před 6 lety +1

      Mike Zimmer didn't get what your gripe is, if you're a trumtard, GFYS! Trump can't write in English and he's the smartest person that ever attended Wharton.

    • @ryancalcaterra4946
      @ryancalcaterra4946 Před 6 lety

      DasIllu Thanks for caring, because the majority of Americans don’t seem to be that concerned about the future of our republic.

  • @DaveH82
    @DaveH82 Před 6 lety +871

    President Trump is such a _roll_ model. 😁

    • @tootsla1252
      @tootsla1252 Před 6 lety +10

      Dave H. 😂😂😂😂

    • @daveroberts6884
      @daveroberts6884 Před 6 lety +33

      He rolled some people to the tune of $25 million. Screwed by Trump U.

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf Před 6 lety +28

      In that he is pale, round and doughy?

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers Před 6 lety +48

      Don't insult baked bread like that.

    • @loulew07
      @loulew07 Před 6 lety +9

      Only President with 3 prenups , sounds like love :)

  • @luzcarimebersh5025
    @luzcarimebersh5025 Před 6 lety

    Colbert is the best political analyst. His explanations and analogies hit the point right on target. Thank you for making the tragic, embarrassing and disgusting truths a fine comedy! Love it!

  • @JoshIdstein
    @JoshIdstein Před 6 lety +111

    The worse the state of the White House, the better Colbert gets. Damn Stephen shows no mercy :D

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Před 6 lety +5

      Aaron Idstein all it takes for evil to win is good men to do nothing.

    • @Ultimaton100
      @Ultimaton100 Před 6 lety +1

      Mlpfanboy Exactly. Fight fire with fire. Colbert gets it, he torches Team Trump 5 nights a week. As long as we can keep exposing this unbelievable corruption for all to see, there is hope reason will prevail.

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo Před 6 lety +249

    The reason they're praying is to pray to God Trump stops tweeting himself a hole. Or to stop this living nightmare that is the Trump Presidency.

    • @larabee1058
      @larabee1058 Před 6 lety +5

      mindlessgonzo
      Maybe they are praying that *something* will be enough to remove Trump from office and let Mike Pence take over officially.

    • @doreene5421
      @doreene5421 Před 6 lety +8

      Trump needs to resign.

    • @b.bailey8244
      @b.bailey8244 Před 6 lety +8

      i think Pence is praying that he will be president soon... an even more chilling thought than having Trump!

    • @walkingcubkid
      @walkingcubkid Před 6 lety +2

      Lara Bee I’m pretty sure pence will be out of office as well if trump gets impeached

    • @TunTheOfficial
      @TunTheOfficial Před 6 lety

      mindlessgonzo 😂 i could see em pray for both!

  • @JohnDickinson
    @JohnDickinson Před 6 lety +6

    Its like being asked to mow the lawn and coming back in ten min later staying "finished", having turned over the mower and set it on fire. Rudie got the job and immediately blew steps 1-3.

  • @Drrck11
    @Drrck11 Před 6 lety +31

    Anyone who believes Trump is a God-fearing man, I have a Tower in New York I would like to sell to you.😎

  • @samuelrosander1048
    @samuelrosander1048 Před 5 lety +3

    "There was no affair. That's why I got her to write a letter and sign an NDA saying there wasn't an affair. There is no reason to believe there every would have been an affair, because we only met once or twice. And that makes sense, because doesn't everyone write letters and sign NDAs denying affairs with virtually everyone they meet...or don't meet? That's just common sense."

  • @lassuncao
    @lassuncao Před 6 lety +16

    The BEST Trump voice! :)

  • @ariloveshouse
    @ariloveshouse Před 6 lety +21

    Lol that was a great Lady Justice reference there at the end

  • @lisadee4490
    @lisadee4490 Před 6 lety +160

    Cohen call it Netchix it’s comes in streaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Otschki
      @Otschki Před 6 lety

      Can you explain the streaming joke, I did not get it :D

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 Před 6 lety

      "allegedly...allegedly" is what i was waiting for after that comment

    • @JoseVera20
      @JoseVera20 Před 6 lety +1

      Otschki I think it's because Trump was also accused of urinating on a hooker

    • @jeffersonlopez8236
      @jeffersonlopez8236 Před 6 lety

      lisa koola olpovjp

  • @joaquinpraveenvishnu8509
    @joaquinpraveenvishnu8509 Před 6 lety +8

    Wtf? He knows how to spell 'Arbitration' but didn't know how to spell 'role'? What's up with this man? Or was it tweeted with aid? This bizarre. You are the President of the United States. Leader of the Free World.

  • @sausache
    @sausache Před 6 lety +4

    6:40 Wait, hold on a second. Trump did not sign the NDA. I distinctly remember Stormy's legal team stating that. That's why they felt they could publicly come forward and speak about it. How can it be legally binding if one of the parties didn't sign and agree to it?

  • @ricaard
    @ricaard Před 6 lety +65

    Waitaminnit, *ACTUAL* news on Fox News?!

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e Před 6 lety +14

      it was by accident. i'm sure it won't happen again.
      ever.

    • @chris__pollack
      @chris__pollack Před 6 lety +7

      Pigs have flown...

    • @benben-ez8kh
      @benben-ez8kh Před 6 lety +2

      ricaard he’s probably on his way out of the show!

  • @OregonINK
    @OregonINK Před 6 lety +28

    You realize who will be president if trump is impeached right? Pence is literally crazy.

    • @foofy3406
      @foofy3406 Před 6 lety +6

      tbigz89, yes, pence is even worse than trump.
      * frightening*

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye Před 6 lety +5

      tbigz89 lock the whole cartel up.

    • @Syogren
      @Syogren Před 6 lety +8

      There's no way he's not also involved in this somehow. He's going down too.
      And Paul Ryan is out. So if he doesn't get a replacement before impeachment happens, the new President will officially be...Mitch McConnell!
      Oh god I think that's worse. BRB, throwing up.

    • @aleyahaforlife
      @aleyahaforlife Před 6 lety +2

      tbigz89 either way we're screwed but I think Pence would be more successful with his shitty agenda then Trumps been with his.

    • @disgusted1
      @disgusted1 Před 6 lety +1

      Certainly a case of "out of the frying pan into the fire".

  • @josearturogarza5114
    @josearturogarza5114 Před 6 lety +6

    Hannity had to be thinking.. *WHERE'S THAT RED SUV!!* 🚘

  • @shirobu6447
    @shirobu6447 Před 6 lety +19

    Hurricane Rudy is a nut case 😷

    • @ramsha3262
      @ramsha3262 Před 6 lety

      Just like his Client Trump who is a SMUT case.

  • @brandonmikell9223
    @brandonmikell9223 Před 6 lety +2

    Oh my god... WHY AREN'T THEY IN JAIL YET?!?!?!?!?!

  • @lovemoviesful2
    @lovemoviesful2 Před 6 lety +12

    Now I know why Trump said he only hire the best people. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😂🤣

  • @GammaPanda
    @GammaPanda Před 6 lety +4

    Whole monologue in one video. 🙌

  • @adriancage87
    @adriancage87 Před 6 lety +17

    Trump needs to resign asap

  • @pn3940
    @pn3940 Před 6 lety +5

    he's giving the "alternative" fact that we didn't know.

  • @peppeddu
    @peppeddu Před 6 lety +1

    At this point I expect Kim Jong Un to cancel the meeting with Trump out of embarrassment.

  • @dothedeed
    @dothedeed Před 6 lety +8

    Two years of this and still no impeachment?

    • @IvoryTaurean
      @IvoryTaurean Před 6 lety

      dothedeed Luís Assunção well technically it's not illegal until they can prove they fired Comey over the Russia investigation that's illegal if he used campaign contributions to pay back Michael Cohen that would be illegal. If he fires Mueller because of the fact that Mueller might be getting too close to the truth concerning the Russia investigation then that would be illegal that's obstructing justice hopefully all this stuff comes out and you know if it turns out that all of this is true then yeah he has every right to be impeached but you know Congress won't do that with a republican majority

  • @anamarquesx
    @anamarquesx Před 6 lety +6

    At some point we have to ask "are they being incompetent on purpose?"

  • @GoodWoIf
    @GoodWoIf Před 6 lety +17

    There's no way trump wrote those tweets. It's too comprehensible.

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 Před 6 lety +1

      M K ENTIRELY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @phoebe5843
      @phoebe5843 Před 6 lety +1

      M K except for the ROLL word..methinks they let him end the tweet at least

  • @Itsmeyall9654
    @Itsmeyall9654 Před 6 lety +1

    Man, I love Stephen Colbert!!! I actually stay up to watch his show now!!! He’s so funny, yet relevant 😍

  • @lisakennedy6211
    @lisakennedy6211 Před 6 lety +6

    Keep calling them out on all their crap Colbert! Your show is practically the only time I can bring myself to laugh about this loathsome, deceitful, immoral president.