Trump’s Fraud, Giuliani’s Lying & Biden’s Endless Press Conference

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  • According to documents filed by the Attorney General in New York, evidence indicates that the Trump Organization engaged in “fraudulent or misleading” practices, Rudy Giuliani was issued a subpoena for his potential role in the attacks on the Capitol and even if he shows up he’ll just lie, Joe Biden gave his first press conference in a long time, Madame Tussauds unveiled their new wax figures of the President & VP Kamala Harris, the CEO of Pfizer is predicting that we could see a return to “normal life” by spring, and Kanye’s new song where he threatens to “beat Pete Davidson’s ass” is already getting covered by a bunch of artists, including the all-American children’s singing group known as Kidz Bop.
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  • @soozeelaw5057
    @soozeelaw5057 Před 2 lety +30

    🙄🙄 Omg, Rudy! I cannot even believe what a hot mess he turned out to be.

  • @joelhammer3538
    @joelhammer3538 Před 2 lety +57

    The dumbest son pleaded the Fifth to around 500 questions in his deposition. Nothing says "innocent" like pleading the Fifth 500 times🙄

    • @toddbell3923
      @toddbell3923 Před 2 lety

      Yep just ask Florida batboy dick's not

    • @cliffbrown2566
      @cliffbrown2566 Před 2 lety +5

      Like Hillary did? Like lois Lerner did? Let's talk about Bidens crackhead son, shall we?

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 Před 2 lety +4

      @@cliffbrown2566 a crackhead son. So he didn't try to steal an election. Money laundering. Etc.

    • @HelynnHeels
      @HelynnHeels Před 2 lety +9

      @@cliffbrown2566 Hillary never took the 5th. Not one time at any time. She sat patiently and answered every hostile question, no matter how stupid the questions were. As for Biden's son, no one really cares about him except you.

    • @thomaskirchoff2027
      @thomaskirchoff2027 Před 2 lety +2

      Lock theSOB up

  • @teresathayn5170
    @teresathayn5170 Před 2 lety +15

    There's a guy in Louisiana doing life without parole for pot!! WTF?!? Please make some noise for this poor soul!!

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před 2 lety +2

      I really hope this isn't sarcastic, I hope old marijuana cases get vaccated and people set free.

  • @Ti5qu4ntum
    @Ti5qu4ntum Před 2 lety +41

    "If we can't think for ourselves, if we're unwilling to question authority, then we're just putty in the hands of those in power. But if the citizens are educated and form their own opinions, then those in power work for us. In every country, we should be teaching our children the scientific method and the reasons for a Bill of Rights. With it comes a certain decency, humility and community spirit. In the demon-haunted world that we inhabit by virtue of being human, this may be all that stands between us and the enveloping darkness." Carl Sagan

    • @jackhammer7824
      @jackhammer7824 Před 2 lety +3

      We have as The Dalai Lama describes;
      Basic human goodness, however I feel
      That has to be discovered individually.

    • @kalanirobb54
      @kalanirobb54 Před 2 lety +5

      Truth! Do not allow young minds to become worshippers of the television almighty ,this would be like you support the idea that selfishness ,greed,hate and narrcisism Are more important than empathy ,compassion,minding you're own business,honesty ,working hard toward obtainable goals .not entitled but humble and brave enough to face the mistakes we all make and take responsibility for them with integrity and class .this nation was made great by folks who recognized that moral character and respect for others are the key to the longevity of our democracy.

    • @COSjultrakay
      @COSjultrakay Před 2 lety

      One of the most relevant quotes for the times

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 Před 2 lety +388

    I like it when they post the monologue before the actual air time.

    • @Mike-ei8bm
      @Mike-ei8bm Před 2 lety +8

      Same

    • @junebug5390
      @junebug5390 Před 2 lety +12

      Based on your time zone.

    • @elizandropedraza1286
      @elizandropedraza1286 Před 2 lety +6

      And the end of the day nobody going jail.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Před 2 lety +19

      Daily reminder on Jan 6 impeached tRump attacked amerikkka during a joint session of Congress certifying the 2020 election results .

    • @Ivan-0000
      @Ivan-0000 Před 2 lety +1

      @@elizandropedraza1286 i agree

  • @wallochdm1
    @wallochdm1 Před 2 lety +140

    If you are I committed even 1% of these crimes, we'd be spending our lives in prison. Our "justice" system only works if you have big money, and then it works...for you.

    • @gloomyblackfur399
      @gloomyblackfur399 Před 2 lety +8

      It feels like it's more than money with Trump. It's as if all it takes to break the justice system is sufficient audacity. If you are audacious enough in your speech and your lies--and are willing to deny to people's faces, what those same people JUST saw and heard with their own eyes and ears--people don't actually do anything to stop you.

    • @joelhammer3538
      @joelhammer3538 Před 2 lety +6

      In other news: the Pope is Catholic.

    • @mikeymumblesreal
      @mikeymumblesreal Před 2 lety +4

      All accusations. Not 1 thing EVER PROVEN OR TRUE. Not 1.

    • @gloomyblackfur399
      @gloomyblackfur399 Před 2 lety +15

      @@mikeymumblesreal Take your Trump-fellating over to the comment sections on Fox News.

    • @ryancarriere9766
      @ryancarriere9766 Před 2 lety +6

      @@mikeymumblesreal cry more

  • @davidnorthover2812
    @davidnorthover2812 Před 2 lety +34

    If Rudy testifies I hope the Congress puts down an oil drain pan in case he starts leaking oil again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲

  • @jimmybobthorn5345
    @jimmybobthorn5345 Před 2 lety +67

    We have to remember that according to Giuliani, truth isn't truth.

    • @nigelAthomas
      @nigelAthomas Před 2 lety

      pppppppp00

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 Před 2 lety +2

      That's true lol

    • @deniseneve5208
      @deniseneve5208 Před 2 lety

      Rudy's right. Ge was referring to the Dem-Nazis led by Pelosi, Schumer and Soros.

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před 2 lety

      The greatest irony is that the definition of Truth has multiple options.

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 Před 2 lety +1

      @@deniseneve5208 you mean trump, bannon , and rudy

  • @coreygarnett5826
    @coreygarnett5826 Před 2 lety +174

    He didn’t remember losing his mind or his knighthood.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Před 2 lety +19

      Build back better clean up 45 mess 🌊 🇺🇸

    • @ronaldbrush8709
      @ronaldbrush8709 Před 2 lety +6

      That's the one advantage of losing your mind. After it happens, you really don't notice that much.

  • @infinityd
    @infinityd Před 2 lety +3

    Thank you.

  • @davidfromamerica1871
    @davidfromamerica1871 Před 2 lety +2

    Politicians are America’s new Soap Opera stars.

  • @jackfrost9466
    @jackfrost9466 Před 2 lety +36

    Politics in the US has become like one big reality TV show

    • @danmatthews5364
      @danmatthews5364 Před 2 lety

      Thank you media

    • @jackfrost9466
      @jackfrost9466 Před 2 lety +1

      @@danmatthews5364 True, but the twists and turns and ridiculousness of the events and activities happening also speak for themselves

    • @danmatthews5364
      @danmatthews5364 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jackfrost9466 called editing

    • @danmatthews5364
      @danmatthews5364 Před 2 lety

      @@jackfrost9466 thanks Biden lol

    • @jackfrost9466
      @jackfrost9466 Před 2 lety +1

      @@danmatthews5364 The events and activities I was referring to also includes Biden, and I was not just referring to Jimmy's clip but pretty much everything that's happened over the past couple of years.

  • @mewinthedark2351
    @mewinthedark2351 Před 2 lety +66

    rudy literally lost his mind and turned insane over time. that is crazy alll around man

    • @krishpatel3156
      @krishpatel3156 Před 2 lety +2

      He was quite a respectable guy 20 years ago

    • @twist58
      @twist58 Před 2 lety +1

      He not only lost his mind, but him farting loudly during one pretend procession hearing.

    • @AndrewVelonis
      @AndrewVelonis Před 2 lety +2

      It must be a terrible thing to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind.

    • @corinnek3030
      @corinnek3030 Před 2 lety

      @@twist58 now now, when you gotta toot you, gotta toot!

  • @redbarchetta8782
    @redbarchetta8782 Před 2 lety +93

    Congress gets Trump's White House records! 👍👍👍👍 ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

    • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
      @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G Před 2 lety +15

      'Presidents Are Not Kings, And Plaintiff Is Not President'. Gawd Blesshh da Uninnin Shasshh! 🤣😂

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 Před 2 lety +4

      @@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G I gotta t-shirt with that quote. :-D

    • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
      @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G Před 2 lety +4

      @@adamf663I'm gonna get one!!!👍

    • @marybarry2230
      @marybarry2230 Před 2 lety +3

      As much as I'm really glad to hear this I won't be holding my breath! Somehow Trump has been able to weasel himself out of every possible situation he should be put in prison for! Teflon Don indeed!

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 Před 2 lety +3

      @@marybarry2230 it's not uncommon for a career criminal to think he'll never get caught.

  • @MrDan11422
    @MrDan11422 Před 2 lety +2

    Love you Jimmy

  • @zjay1356
    @zjay1356 Před 2 lety +23

    Trump for prison 2023

  • @allisonst.claire2545
    @allisonst.claire2545 Před 2 lety +17

    It would have been better if they’d announced this investigation before he announced his candidacy in 2015. They’ve known this for eons.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G

    Joke all you want but Rudy's prepared to fight this all the way to the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott...Hey Rudy! Don’t sweat and fart in court again 🤣😁😂

  • @tjrizzo1619
    @tjrizzo1619 Před 2 lety +54

    Donald and Rudy forgot that cameras record.

    • @incognitro7634
      @incognitro7634 Před 2 lety +9

      You'd think T**p would already have known that. It was on the list... Person, Woman, Man, CAMERA, TV.

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 Před 2 lety

      Jimmy forgot that a woman touching his privates isn't funny either, just gross.

  • @daydreamer226
    @daydreamer226 Před 2 lety +43

    In his defence, when the queen gave him a knighthood, he thought she wanted a night in the hood

  • @tommyzapada5806
    @tommyzapada5806 Před 2 lety +3

    Jail time please

  • @saltysleigh7838
    @saltysleigh7838 Před 2 lety +14

    The next building with his name in big letters over the entrance will be the maga federal pen.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +98

    "The walls appear to be closing in on Trump."
    Oh, so he knows how his tenants feel now. Good.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před 2 lety +3

      👍☮️

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Před 2 lety +6

      Let's go bannon !

    • @larsvbundli1740
      @larsvbundli1740 Před 2 lety

      Been closing for 5 years now. Still waiting

    • @larsvbundli1740
      @larsvbundli1740 Před 2 lety +2

      @Gage King their arrogance is as a cloth over their eyes. It's just fun to se the downfall over authoritan people. :)

  • @JonBlondell
    @JonBlondell Před 2 lety +20

    In all honesty, those wax figures are beyond any kind of likeness I've ever seen!! Great artist, whoever it was.

    • @hotheadcandles
      @hotheadcandles Před 2 lety +3

      Thank you..! Oh, you’re talking about the life size ones, not my candles. 😜

    • @nicoledburns82
      @nicoledburns82 Před 2 lety +1

      Omg I feel like I need those candles now lol.

  • @TravisLoneWolfWalsh
    @TravisLoneWolfWalsh Před 2 lety +5

    Tick tock tick tock times running out Donny

  • @colmastro4373
    @colmastro4373 Před 2 lety +174

    Ok enough is enough, i've waited years and NOBODY has mentioned it.
    1952's Alice in wonderland Mad Hatter is 100% without a doubt Rudy Gulianni.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Před 2 lety +12

      We won with poorly educated I love the poorly educated tRump 2016
      I dun no wat that means but let's make amrica geat again 2020!!.?1

    • @micahmcallister5554
      @micahmcallister5554 Před 2 lety +1

      Amén.

    • @TheExplorder
      @TheExplorder Před 2 lety +3

      You're saying that Rudy is suffering from lead poisoning?

    • @Diana_L.
      @Diana_L. Před 2 lety +7

      Rudy always reminds me of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před 2 lety +9

      Sorry, but it's Nosferatu all the way for me.
      The Kinski version, for the extra-creepiness :-/

  • @highstimulation2497
    @highstimulation2497 Před 2 lety +8

    omg this is hilarious, bravo jimmy.

  • @SabaDhutt
    @SabaDhutt Před 2 lety +61

    “Male pattern fraudness” 😂 You’re the king, Jimmy!

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Před 2 lety +89

    The evidence is there and has always been there… why hasn’t he been put in jail YEARS ago???

    • @wben7833
      @wben7833 Před 2 lety +21

      Lol, because there isn't any evidence. If there was they would've done something. C'mon man.

    • @bpm5403
      @bpm5403 Před 2 lety +11

      Hmmmm, he's not in jail. Kinda makes you wonder if the evidence really ISN'T there, doesn't it?

    • @sandrahunter5904
      @sandrahunter5904 Před 2 lety +10

      It's New York.
      If he HADN'T GONE INTO POLITICS and been such a tramp, he would have gotten away it the FRAUD.

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 Před 2 lety +4

      grift in high places.

    • @danmatthews5364
      @danmatthews5364 Před 2 lety +1

      It’s all a stretch

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 Před 2 lety +44

    "Male pattern fraudness" is a great phrase... thanx for that, Jimmy :)

    • @kevinoffuttisagirl259
      @kevinoffuttisagirl259 Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah, I think a lotta people are gonna be stealing that one!!!

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Před 2 lety +3

      @@kevinoffuttisagirl259 I already have. For example, I came up with it. ;)

    • @FlyinGecko
      @FlyinGecko Před 2 lety +1

      must have been a self reflection

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 Před 2 lety +2

      @@annerew9799 Your comment is edited and those were still your punctuation choices?

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 Před 2 lety

      @@annerew9799 Which fings did you have in mind?

  • @pamelaporter4750
    @pamelaporter4750 Před 2 lety +5

    Did Rudy lose his mind after he began hanging out with the defeated former president?

  • @Diana_L.
    @Diana_L. Před 2 lety +161

    Rudy HAD to forget that knighthood. Everybody knows how jealous Trump is. He would have hated Rudy for the knighthood..

    • @antoniograncino3506
      @antoniograncino3506 Před 2 lety +8

      With or without the Queen's blessing, Rudy is benighted.

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 Před 2 lety +12

      I'm surprised he didn't use the knighthood to deny u.s. citizenship in an effort to evade arrest.

    • @herestobeingalibra9515
      @herestobeingalibra9515 Před 2 lety +4

      @@adamf663
      He couldn't?
      Just like everyone knows that's just one of Rudy's crazed stories it doesn't hold any actual legal standing.

    • @ValerieCH1
      @ValerieCH1 Před 2 lety +2

      I agree. There is no way anyone offered a knighthood to Giuliani.

    • @antoniograncino3506
      @antoniograncino3506 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ValerieCH1 As Jimmy pointed out, Rudy WAS (honorarily) knighted by Queen Elizabeth in 2002.

  • @DavidfromBA
    @DavidfromBA Před 2 lety +147

    To the highly stable geniuses asking why Jimmy Kimmel continues to talk about Cadet Bone Spurs: he and others will most likely talk about him a great deal less the second he accepts the result of the 2020 election with some semblance of dignity, as opposed to perpetrating lies about how he was "robbed".

    • @ChippNDipp
      @ChippNDipp Před 2 lety +11

      I don't really pay attention to him. He's not the president anymore. Just another person shouting to the void. We ask because it's unhealthy to fixate on something like that for 6 years. Especially when the accusations are proven wrong time and time again.

    • @TheMobileGuitarist
      @TheMobileGuitarist Před 2 lety +9

      Yeah look I'm not a trump supporter but honestly it's just because trump gets clicks, love him or hate him, he sells. I think it's a bit sad, like move on Jimmy. There's a million other things to talk about, and if you give something attention it just keeps growing.

    • @HannibalOrJustRex
      @HannibalOrJustRex Před 2 lety +23

      He's still the most powerful member of a major political party, but his cult understands that it's in Master's best interest if people stop pointing out how dangerous he continues to be. He's safer if people go back to the mistake of 2016 and stop taking him seriously.

    • @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258
      @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258 Před 2 lety +7

      Hilary and the democrats said Russia hacked the election in 2016, talk about dilution. Don't be a hypocrite.

    • @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258
      @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258 Před 2 lety +2

      Hilary and the democrats said Russia hacked the election in 2016, talk about dilution. Don't be a hypocrite.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G

    Would be interesting if this is the year accountability reaches god-tier status and standards as the likes of; Matt Gaetz, Rudy Giuliani, and other Trump's rogues finally get what's coming to them.

    • @robert1981ish
      @robert1981ish Před 2 lety +11

      If democrats get what they deserve they all will be in jail, they have blood in their hands every US citizen who dies in the hands of a illegal immigrant is the democrats blame

    • @PM-rm7nr
      @PM-rm7nr Před 2 lety +25

      @@robert1981ish
      It's there anything you aren't afraid of?
      Boo.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Před 2 lety +3

      And trump himself

    • @TheBaptist07
      @TheBaptist07 Před 2 lety +6

      Please name me anything trump did wrong…. I’m waiting

    • @morbincentral3607
      @morbincentral3607 Před 2 lety +10

      @@robert1981ish true. Biden is letting all the illegal immigrants in and doing nothing about it. He’s worst president in history. It’s crazy how some ppl still like biden. Jimmy kimmel is a blind fool

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 Před 2 lety +12

    The only disease we haven't caught is djt? I don't know but a lot of us felt pretty sick 2016-2020 so I'd say we were infected enough!!

  • @lynntaylor9681
    @lynntaylor9681 Před 2 lety +13

    Trump for Prison in 2022. He'll look good in a orange suit. His face will match his clothes.

  • @robbie4084
    @robbie4084 Před 2 lety +34

    Omg Rudy, hilarious , knighted and he forgot about it seriously 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stayhydrated9866
      @stayhydrated9866 Před 2 lety +2

      He lost his mind a long time ago. I mean let's be honest.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Před 2 lety +1

      Let's go bannon !

    • @gm9075
      @gm9075 Před 2 lety +1

      Just to butt in; for info, non-British citizens receive honorary knighthoods, which means they cannot be called 'Sir'. Though, in Rudy's case, they could, at a pinch, as it could possibly sound the same, spell it C.U.R.......

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety

      @@gm9075 wrong. They can't be called sir outside of the UK. Google is your friend...look up Bob Geldof

    • @gm9075
      @gm9075 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 Sorry, but the ruling still stands. Officially, Geldof cannot refer to himself as 'Sir' Bob. He is called Sir Bob as a mark of affection......Google is indeed your friend...(I'd probably call him 'Sir' if I met him..!).

  • @hectoralmonte3629
    @hectoralmonte3629 Před 2 lety +39

    When they walked him out he wasn't in hand cuffs he was holding them, lady justices scales will tilt in your favor for dollars.

  • @richardvazquez3637
    @richardvazquez3637 Před 2 lety +66

    Yeah, nothing says you’re happy and proud of your life like worrying about what your ex is doing.

    • @eliaorellana4606
      @eliaorellana4606 Před 2 lety +1

      If the ex is the Orange demon, yes we need to worry because the nightmare might repeat itself... 😖

  • @RealChristopherLoPresti
    @RealChristopherLoPresti Před 2 lety +61

    Given Giuliani's terrible impression of the Queen and his fuzzy recollection, more likely the Queen said Giuliani did well as mayor while having a horrible hairline.

  • @carmenlajefa7028
    @carmenlajefa7028 Před 2 lety +3

    *Stupidity is still quite contagious!*
    🖤✌🏼👽

  • @jimmytjomsland6132
    @jimmytjomsland6132 Před 2 lety +4

    thank you Jimmy

  • @susanrich606
    @susanrich606 Před 2 lety +1

    Those are the best wax figurines from that museum than I’ve ever seen! 👍🏼

  • @aprajitaplaysmusic
    @aprajitaplaysmusic Před 2 lety +21

    I love how Jimmy uses sarcastic sentences with so much charisma 💀💀💀

  • @squadric7722
    @squadric7722 Před 2 lety +29

    Arrest him already ffs. The World is waiting...

    • @missunderstanding357
      @missunderstanding357 Před 2 lety +2

      RIGHT!!!

    • @LifeIsGREAT490
      @LifeIsGREAT490 Před 2 lety

      Keep drinking the graphine oxide, I mean vaccines...never gonna happen about Trump but Biden sure will be. Watch! Let’s go Brandon!

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 Před 2 lety +1

      @@LifeIsGREAT490 lol. Biden not being sued, under many investigatios over his lies . You must be one of them guys that keep thinking trump is going to be president in another month or two.

  • @UltraPoseidon
    @UltraPoseidon Před 2 lety +25

    Part of me thinks that Rudy may have contracted some form of gonorrhea that slowly drove him insane.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid Před 2 lety +2

      Are we sure he wasn't insane from the start?

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Shuizid He did a good job after 911. WTF happened???!🤪😬😵🌊

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid Před 2 lety +2

      ​@@marshamariner7897 I mean, what exactly was the "job" he did there and how did he excell at it to be worth the praise?
      Back in the day I was to young to care about politics so I have absolutly no idea if he actually was doing something great or if he just got praised because he didn't sh*t his pants after the incident and everyone projected bravery onto him not being a complete failure...

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Shuizid I never thought of that I was old enough to know and he seemed to b leading and doing what needed to b done he seemed anyway. I do know tho if the Cheetoe TRAITOR had been in charge anywhere. We would HV been more in danger that creep is an idiot. But Rudy seems to HV fallen down the hole 🕳️ to far😵😬🤪

    • @wiregold8930
      @wiregold8930 Před 2 lety

      It's syphilis that puts you on the crazy train, just like Trump.

  • @lastjob2011
    @lastjob2011 Před 2 lety +20

    I love Joe. But several times I was wondering "is he still answering that same question?"
    But look# if he gave a 45-minute press conference Fox Entertainment will complain he hasn't had a press conference in 10 months and he only gave this short talk. Joe spoke for almost 2 hours and their complaint is "boy that was a long press conference". Neglecting the fact, of course, that if he was suffering from dementia, he never would have been able to get through a two-hour press conference the way he did...

    • @jonny-b4954
      @jonny-b4954 Před 2 lety +4

      Well to be fair Biden is certainly suffering from mental degradation. Hence why 80 year olds shouldnt be president. The fuckin ego and pride someone must have to feel like country is calling them to run at an age few reach and half are senile, cranky at haha but sure, he may not technically have dementia yet. He seriously does stumble over thought processes a lot though. Not stutter over words (though he does do that too because of his stutter) but just totally forget what he was saying haha

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 Před 2 lety +2

      No more 70+ year olds for president please. The last one was just as much a gibbering boob. President's making policy for a near future they will not be part of is insane. Think about that: in 10 year it is very likely both tRump and Biden will be dead.

    • @judypaul8637
      @judypaul8637 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jonny-b4954 President Biden , Is a very Intelligent man with a great deal of stress to deal with ! Let's see you step in his shoes with the mess the former President left behind , wonder how well you would preform your duties ? I have relatives in their 90's that were very intelligent up until their death ! I am 76 years old and have a better memory then many young people today . Find it very odd that people today do not realize that respect for their elders is a missing factor that should be put back into practice . Please remember you will be President Biden's age someday , hopefully . How do you want to be treated ? Many youth today have forgotten that their knowledge has been handed down from those that worked and shared their knowledge with all of us who choose to learn , that is . Respect for the person , who worked for 2 hrs,. standing and answering questions for the people ! Respect for our President !

    • @justinallen9104
      @justinallen9104 Před 2 lety +1

      ​@@judypaul8637 lol "worked for 2 hrs, standing and answering questions" that is what gains your respect for a president of the most powerful and influential country of this world?

    • @judypaul8637
      @judypaul8637 Před 2 lety +1

      @@justinallen9104 Was not just speaking of the the 2 hrs answering questions , think you need to read all of what was said , not just what you chose , to to reply to LOL !

  • @bobdollar937
    @bobdollar937 Před 2 lety +63

    Getting a subpoena is a Befitting Outcome for people like Rudy Giuliani because the Orange Pumpkin, his Supporters and his Followers have to be taught that there is a limit to the Generic Freedom cited in the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and some lies like yelling fire in a Crowed Movie Theater cause a consequence that has Legal Ramifications.

    • @Mrdestiny17
      @Mrdestiny17 Před 2 lety +4

      its completely legal to yell fire in a crowded theater. It's not free speech if you face conciquences for something you say.
      Freedom of speech means freedom of conciquences from that speech

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Před 2 lety +4

      I just want to find 11,780 votes 🤢 we are rounding the corner its like a miracle it will disappear 🤦

    • @Curt_Kobain
      @Curt_Kobain Před 2 lety +5

      You watch CNN I guess hey? The Dems are the most hypocritical entity on planet earth. Using fictitious racism, pandemics, voting rights, etc as political tools to gas light America. U know what the Dems won’t ever do? Give facts or proof of their claims.

    • @scrumpschkin9752
      @scrumpschkin9752 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Curt_Kobain Sooo true! They R very sick in the mind!

    • @knowledgeapplied
      @knowledgeapplied Před 2 lety +2

      @@Curt_Kobain Cut the crap, Mike. I NEVER, EVER GET SICK but have been suffering with this stupid, over the top what you may call Omicron "nonsense" for the past week, and can hardly breathe. I may even check myself into the hospital in a day or two. Who knows?... I think what you may need, my friend, is a 'pandemic awakening in your own life to see the light and to gets your facts straight. 'Fictitious pandemic proof of claim bs' ... Get real. You're in for a rude awakening.

  • @wungengfranklin3820
    @wungengfranklin3820 Před 2 lety +17

    Guillermo's laugh! Just thanks man

    • @navers87
      @navers87 Před 2 lety +3

      Even better in 1.5x.

  • @herestobeingalibra9515
    @herestobeingalibra9515 Před 2 lety +21

    Rudy has actually lost his mind!
    And the fact that he was running Chumps war room explained alot.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Před 2 lety +1

      Maga still lost in Nov 2020 and Jan 6 & derek chauvin case & Ahmaud Arbery case & Kim potter case and the CA recall.

  • @preymmann9612
    @preymmann9612 Před 2 lety +4

    Hahaha I love this show

  • @carpstudios4174
    @carpstudios4174 Před 2 lety +14

    I would use this in my defense, "I don't even remember being knighted by the Queen". 😂

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 Před 2 lety +6

    I always wondered why nobody seemed to have noticed he forgot he was knighted. They were too distracted by his weird impression of the queen and Prince Andrew comments, I guess

  • @lillithsternin7428
    @lillithsternin7428 Před 2 lety +18

    This was so hilarious. Well done Jimmy.

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 Před 2 lety

      Norm Macdonald, Betty White Bob Saget were funny. This is just TDS.

    • @Emma-dh1lx
      @Emma-dh1lx Před 2 lety

      @@timdaugherty4014 Cringe at those deceased Democrats you just mentioned! So , you like democrats after, huh? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 Před 2 lety

      @@Emma-dh1lx Norm was no dem. Sexy try though. LMAO!

    • @Emma-dh1lx
      @Emma-dh1lx Před 2 lety

      @@timdaugherty4014 NOBODY CARES!! 🤣🤣🤣KEEP SUPPORTING THE CHANNEL YOUR ON, RIGHT NOW! " Norm not a Democrat"? Well, good! He's right wing where he belongs!🤣🤣🤣😁

    • @scott6430
      @scott6430 Před 2 lety

      @@Emma-dh1lx needs more emojis, you clown.

  • @miked.5089
    @miked.5089 Před 2 lety +4

    These late night politicians sure are funny these days

  • @dosha21
    @dosha21 Před 2 lety +7

    I loved how there are docs. Out about how shady trump and fam. Have been since the beginning.. Waaay before running for president..

  • @massey4business
    @massey4business Před 2 lety +18

    Dang! Jimmy was on a roll tonight! 😂

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 Před 2 lety +2

      I wish. I miss Macdonald, White and Saget. They were funny.

  • @thejedicounciloffical
    @thejedicounciloffical Před 2 lety +12

    You are on this council, we grant you the rank of master.

  • @midoalisic7111
    @midoalisic7111 Před 2 lety +2

    This guy wouldn't have any material if it wasn't for Trump.

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens Před 2 lety +39

    That knighthood should have been given to the people of New York. Not Giuliani.

    • @jasonfocacci9234
      @jasonfocacci9234 Před 2 lety +1

      Gillian I did completely destroy crime in the 90 and early 2000s. Countless lives were saved because of him. I fully understand that you kids view that as a bad thing, but the sane and intelligent people of the world recognize how important it is to be safe.

    • @claybyrd2
      @claybyrd2 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jasonfocacci9234 I lived in New York City during the reign of Rudy -- I saw the WTC fall from my apartment window. Guiliani was almost universally despised by the many New Yorkers I know. And his grandstanding did nothing for New Yorkers after 9/11. I don't care for Bloomberg, but HE was the mayor who pulled NYC up out of the effects from 9/11, not that insane poseur who can't even remember his Knighthood.

    • @jasonfocacci9234
      @jasonfocacci9234 Před 2 lety

      @@claybyrd2 lol you’re blaming Guliani for a nationwide terrorist attack? You kids have no shame. Or clearly brain cells. New York was the safest it has ever been under guliani. The only people that hated him were criminals. Are you a criminal?

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens Před 2 lety

      @@jasonfocacci9234 There we go again. Claiming credit for something he didn't do. Commissioner Bratton did the work. Giuliani fired him for it.
      Just like how it was everyone else who worked together on 9/11. But still Giuliani plastered himself all over the TV as the tragic hero of the day, and got a knighthood for it.

    • @jasonfocacci9234
      @jasonfocacci9234 Před 2 lety

      @@AngryKittens he was the mayor of the city that got hit with the worst terrorist attack in the history of the country. The very least he should do is rally his people. Maybe you’d prefer that he hide in his basement like Sleepy Joe and let the shots go unanswered?

  • @wiscogirl81
    @wiscogirl81 Před 2 lety +24

    Once a king always a king, but once a knights enough

    • @BillionDollarActor
      @BillionDollarActor Před 2 lety +1

      Not true. Queen Elizabeth’s Uncle was King and he abdicated his throne so he could marry the woman he loved. He lived in exile for the rest of his life.

    • @km7668
      @km7668 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Před 2 lety +3

      @@BillionDollarActor zing!!! Right over your head.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Před 2 lety +1

      Wusco girl u sing le ?

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 Před 2 lety +1

      @@BillionDollarActor; No, he was never King.

  • @sonjawashington573
    @sonjawashington573 Před 2 lety +5

    Giuliani is so dillutional that he lied about refusing to be Knighted by the Queen, even though he accepted the Knighthood in 2002!🤣🤣🤣 Can you say Altzheimers?

    • @brianhaase9612
      @brianhaase9612 Před 2 lety

      Rudy has lost what was left of his tiny brain! Lol

  • @silvasaurusrex
    @silvasaurusrex Před 2 lety +1

    I used my work computer so I could sign in and out of my CZcams account, just so I could give this video a like. That montage at the beginning was gold.

  • @wfpbwfpb
    @wfpbwfpb Před 2 lety +1

    Lock em all up!!!!!

  • @sophiapottinger2890
    @sophiapottinger2890 Před 2 lety +3

    Love jimmy Kimmel 🤣🤣🤣

  • @franks.2544
    @franks.2544 Před 2 lety +8

    Jimmy is funniest when he weeps.

  • @edclukey3009
    @edclukey3009 Před 2 lety

    Jimmy Kimmel is the absolute f****** bomb!

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 Před 2 lety +19

    If there is evidence then file the charges and send Marshalls to Maralago to pick mob boss and his children.

    • @nicksmile5811
      @nicksmile5811 Před 2 lety +2

      Hunter smokes cheese from the carpet with hookers.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Před 2 lety

      @@nicksmile5811 , so do you and the FORMER president.

    • @nicksmile5811
      @nicksmile5811 Před 2 lety

      @S R yeah the world is full of unicorns shitting gold dust while sliding down a rainbow.

  • @LeonardoDeVinci1452
    @LeonardoDeVinci1452 Před 2 lety +12

    You know when you've made it to the top. When you have a sociopath make a rap song about killing you because you're dating his ex-wife.

    • @douglasdavis8395
      @douglasdavis8395 Před 2 lety

      And people pay good money to own it and listen to it

    • @Mibbitmaker
      @Mibbitmaker Před 2 lety +2

      Kanye and Pete in a virtual romantic jealousy fight to the death.... over *Kim Kardashian????* What, was Paris Hilton busy?

    • @blaineboyle5997
      @blaineboyle5997 Před 2 lety +3

      Kanye should run for president - something no one will ever say again

  • @intensivecarebear792
    @intensivecarebear792 Před 2 lety +3

    Damn I miss Letterman and Conan.

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 Před 2 lety +10

    Love your show.
    Thank you!!!

  • @jalabi99
    @jalabi99 Před 2 lety +3

    "Things will get back to normal by spring, but he didn't say by *which* spring" - oh that's too close to the bone XD

  • @asteverino8569
    @asteverino8569 Před 2 lety +20

    Thanks for the great satire, truth and general comedy.

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 Před 2 lety +2

      Norm Macdonald, Betty White and Bob Saget were funny. Trump is just living inside this hack's small tiny head.

  • @marvinmartion1178
    @marvinmartion1178 Před 2 lety +21

    He's won the America's greatest grifter con man award!

  • @kc10man
    @kc10man Před 2 lety

    Still can't forget your cameo in Dude Where's My Car

  • @jul10199555
    @jul10199555 Před 2 lety +6

    04:10 holy heck, how does he went from that guy to the actual gollum one lol

  • @XxIkeWittxX
    @XxIkeWittxX Před 2 lety +16

    Like someone said, "It would be more surprising if they found possible business at the Trump family fraud."

  • @bigtecsucks1451
    @bigtecsucks1451 Před 2 lety +7

    Wow! This is his funniest show ever! Said no one.

    • @lolalolalr2
      @lolalolalr2 Před 2 lety +2

      Comevon you know its funny you're just pissed its true you folloe a loser ! Trump is a loser!

  • @junacebedo888
    @junacebedo888 Před 2 lety +1

    No Trump no Jimmy Kimmel

  • @dracoargentum9783
    @dracoargentum9783 Před 2 lety

    The montage of articles was killer!

  • @inulomar1776
    @inulomar1776 Před 2 lety +3

    Let's go orange jumpsuits

  • @FixNewsPlease
    @FixNewsPlease Před 2 lety +10

    The walls have been closing in on Trump all his life but Americans refuse to admit to themselves he's too rich to ever pay. Even if he's prosecuted he'll tie this up in the snails-pace justice system so long he'll gone before it's ever concluded.
    Realize it and you'll suffer less anxiety.

  • @kokotaylor8283
    @kokotaylor8283 Před 2 lety +1

    Kimmel needs to get together with Colbert, wrap your arms around each other and have a good cry.

  • @Tj11813
    @Tj11813 Před 2 lety +6

    Come on, we all know that the elite never go to prison.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před 2 lety +3

      Too embarrassing for future history books....how does one explain to kids in class that a crook became president...🙄🥴

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 Před 2 lety

      @@Maya_Pinion I did ask that question when Obama and Biden came to my school.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Maya_Pinion Msyb they SHOULD MAKE SN EXAMPLE of that TRAITOR. THAT needs to b learned by ALL how NOT to run a government and pick grifters for the office 😵😵😬🤪. Mayb then it won't b repeated

    • @Tj11813
      @Tj11813 Před 2 lety

      @@timdaugherty4014 You're maturity is showing.

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 Před 2 lety

      @@Tj11813 I'll take that as a complment.

  • @jdsharp1366
    @jdsharp1366 Před 2 lety +4

    He's a drunk, he probably forgot.

  • @evanfreudig3973
    @evanfreudig3973 Před 2 lety +14

    One year ago The Orange Rodeo Clown was throwing Chicken McNuggets, and today he is a Chicken McNugget waiting for DOJ to flip the switch.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 2 lety +1

      can we arrest trump already?
      WE ALL SAW IT!

  • @papabilby8855
    @papabilby8855 Před 2 lety

    Louder Jimmy!!!

  • @devilsadvocate1597
    @devilsadvocate1597 Před 2 lety +24

    Look at the top of Trump head and that's where you'll find: "male pattern fraudness" 🤣😂🤣

    • @jeremybenoit759
      @jeremybenoit759 Před 2 lety

      And where will you find Biden's male pattern fraudness? Maybe in his son's crack pipe? Maybe in the childrens hair he sniffs? Or or, maybe he left it in Afghanistan with all those people, hopefully one of the thousands of illegal immigrants he allowed to flood the country will bring it back to him.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 2 lety +2

      @@jeremybenoit759 ok Eric.

  • @rosssmith8481
    @rosssmith8481 Před 2 lety +6

    I wonder if Little Jimmi ever went a day without talking about Trump.
    One trick pony.

    • @billf7062
      @billf7062 Před 2 lety

      Little Jimmi knows his craft. Little Donny, on the other hand, doesn’t know much including how to remain prez. So sad for little Donny dum dum; he never learned how to get along with folks.

  • @JK-br1mu
    @JK-br1mu Před 2 lety +5

    Hahahahahah, I love it when they s--- on Trump.

  • @ELCipote
    @ELCipote Před 2 lety +8

    Guillermo is my favorite part of this show. His laugh! 😆

  • @christigmc
    @christigmc Před 2 lety +17

    How do you not remember that you got knighted by the Queen of England?
    A relative of mine was knighted back in 2010. He has both US and British citizenship. Nice try Rudy.

    • @mozellebaptiste7894
      @mozellebaptiste7894 Před 2 lety

      Ain’t it funny how he doesn’t “remember” his knighthood but seems to remember what the Queen told him, with awful impression to boost? It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad…

  • @secoyabullwork3375
    @secoyabullwork3375 Před 2 lety +17

    Rudy's wizard of odd.
    I'm melting! Don was behind the curtain the whole time.
    The great and powerful odd.

  • @GladysAlicea
    @GladysAlicea Před 2 lety +4

    WTF do all these beautiful, successful women see in Pete Davidson? Really, someone please tell me.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety +1

      Kim Kardashian is neither beautiful nor successful, just notorious

    • @annalupton9284
      @annalupton9284 Před 2 lety

      he probably has a really great personality and sense of humor honestly I mean he was on SNL

  • @Thehardtruth69
    @Thehardtruth69 Před 2 lety

    That sarcastic shock at the beginning was hilarious

  • @abdonsantella5421
    @abdonsantella5421 Před 2 lety +1

    Do not put the fox in charge of the chicken coop again!!!!

  • @daddyilo
    @daddyilo Před 2 lety +21

    I'm beginning to think this Trump fella might just be a tad bit shady. Call it a hunch.

    • @kenc2257
      @kenc2257 Před 2 lety +1

      Well...you're sort of going out on a limb, but I can maybe see your point...

  • @stevewarwick2103
    @stevewarwick2103 Před 2 lety +20

    He's a tax cheat? I mean "shocker".

  • @gobigorange
    @gobigorange Před 2 lety +2

    Dido store gobbling 😂😂😂 I spit a mouthful of tea across the room on that one

  • @ruthrock
    @ruthrock Před 2 lety +1

    Thanks ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️