Election Day Didn't Go Trump's Way

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  • Election day doesn't go Trump's way, the House released another transcript of closed-door testimony from a diplomat to Ukraine confirming quid pro quo, Republicans look to the blow the lid off the whistleblowers identity, and Jimmy interviews the neighbor that beat Senator Rand Paul up a few years back. #FredWillard
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  • @rosejohnson-tsosie2552
    @rosejohnson-tsosie2552 Před 4 lety +859

    "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Napoleon Bonaparte

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +34

      Trump is as much his own enemy as that of his country.

    • @binka21
      @binka21 Před 4 lety +2

      @@couragekarnga8735 HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT FIGHTS FOR U.S. VALUES. NOT ISLAM, NOT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND DRUG DEALERS. NOT COMMUNISM WHERE SOME PEOPLE WORK AND OTHERS DON'T YET EVERYBODY GETS THE SAME.

    • @TheRabidWolverine
      @TheRabidWolverine Před 4 lety +3

      I love 💓💖💖💖 a classic quote.😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrisofstars
      @chrisofstars Před 4 lety +17

      @@binka21 Ok boomer

    • @camctrail
      @camctrail Před 4 lety +18

      @@binka21 I'm confused...what part of "everybody gets the same" doesn't sit well with you? Sounds pretty ok to me, that way there's no poor people, and no billionaires who get richer by money laundering

  • @jamessoltis5407
    @jamessoltis5407 Před 4 lety +213

    ...does anyone wonder why defunding public education is a long term conservative political goal?
    “I love the poorly educated.”
    -Donny Trump

    • @singerrb4984
      @singerrb4984 Před 4 lety +13

      It started with Reagan. The college students were having marches, holding demonstrations and taking over administrative buildings to voice their opposition to the Vietnam War. Reagan said they needed to be grabbed by the scruff of their neck, etc. etc. and republicans agreed. First they needed to not let students get educated because they were figuring out too much about the real reasons for war. When Reagan was shot, Alexander Haig blurted out the true republican belief that in order to get the kind of control they needed "We need to get rid of the middle class" which has been a goal ever since. Dumb down society - keep the folks stupid, take away their middle class comfort, and the rich and powerful warmongers can once again maintain control over society. The public schools have deteriorated, money has been diverted to private schools, and the gap between rich and poor, powerful and powerless has effectively been achieved. Continue to give tax breaks to the rich, regain control over women, stop immigration, etc. etc. and the people will eagerly vote for someone like Trump.

    • @dougboyer5829
      @dougboyer5829 Před 4 lety +1

      It's taken awhile but yeah your right

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil Před 4 lety +4

      Todd Smith socialist? Thats what humanity is. Socialism.

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 Před 4 lety +1

      @@toddsmith5894 You do know having a family and sharing your wealth and resources among them is technically communism? There is nothing wrong to do that with your family. They are family. To clarify, I am not an advocate of socialism or communism. That won't stop me from having a family though lol.

    • @CyberspacedLoner
      @CyberspacedLoner Před 4 lety +3

      It has been going on for more than 40 years

  • @tedoyle61
    @tedoyle61 Před 4 lety +106

    And that lady's response is why this country is the way it is.

    • @morgannedarcourt5956
      @morgannedarcourt5956 Před 4 lety

      I m sorry but that is a question that Trump who have to answer this question.

    • @MM2PuppyDog
      @MM2PuppyDog Před 4 lety +5

      "Didn't every other president do it? They all do it.. I don't know that to be true either.." Her home perm is way too tight and cutting off the oxygen to her trumpy brain.

    • @morgannedarcourt5956
      @morgannedarcourt5956 Před 4 lety +2

      @@MM2PuppyDog Nonsense he has no brain ;);) I m in pain for this lady. Just imagine the number of stupidities she had to cover. Of course sometimes you have no more idea than "of course but jptyyxdqtowxpp because the ffrratpxxfrpuor and the covfefe, well you know what I mean". I wish to know how much burn out the White House counted since his investiture.

    • @ingriddubbel8468
      @ingriddubbel8468 Před 4 lety +3

      I've seen the entire video, the woman in question is very stupid.

    • @hoshiko22
      @hoshiko22 Před 4 lety +3

      She seemed drunk right???

  • @afterkwiss
    @afterkwiss Před 4 lety +691

    How to look stupid on TV?
    That woman in the panel: "Let me show you"

    • @MaddawgJAG
      @MaddawgJAG Před 4 lety +13

      Woman in the back row “Hold my beer”

    • @JusRozYo
      @JusRozYo Před 4 lety +31

      She truly is just like majority of his supporters, the footage is everywhere and unbelievable 😩😂

    • @swimmintink
      @swimmintink Před 4 lety +27

      I saw the whole segment, and she was asked if she would support Trump even if he shot someone. Her response was "It depends on why he shot them." She's about as dumb as it gets.

    • @happytimeharry363
      @happytimeharry363 Před 4 lety +2

      Mat Joseph,...you've never watched a video of a t Rump rally?

    • @ManDudeYeah
      @ManDudeYeah Před 4 lety +4

      Or stand behind trump at one of his dumbass emotional support rallies. That's a great way to look dumb.

  • @MsArtistwannabe
    @MsArtistwannabe Před 4 lety +618

    that one lady is high as a kite and doesn't understand the constitution at all.

    • @Blunderful19
      @Blunderful19 Před 4 lety +64

      To be fair, it is very hard to understand things you haven't read.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +64

      Trump supporters don't need drugs. They're already out of their mind.

    • @noraamburgey5463
      @noraamburgey5463 Před 4 lety +19

      She's an idiot

    • @noraamburgey5463
      @noraamburgey5463 Před 4 lety +2

      @@couragekarnga8735 true

    • @okcomputer0101
      @okcomputer0101 Před 4 lety +14

      michelle belle too bad she represents the 60% of voting Americans living middle America.

  • @byronp2311
    @byronp2311 Před 4 lety +17

    I am so pleased that Jimmy keeps featuring Fred Willard and that Fred is still up for, well, being Fred Willard. May he live long and prosper.

  • @11031
    @11031 Před 4 lety +30

    That panel should be a SNL skit with the "I don't know either" lady played by Melissa McCarthy

  • @ericjohnson7632
    @ericjohnson7632 Před 4 lety +45

    The fact that she's arguing a point that she doesn't have any knowledge of tells you everything.

    • @burnellbrowne4303
      @burnellbrowne4303 Před 4 lety +6

      thats a trumpster 4 ya stupid hillbillies believe anything when being lied to/cheated by trump

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron Před 4 lety +134

    "I don't know that to be true either" Damn these SNL characters are writing themselves now.

    • @TheDarrlelennis
      @TheDarrlelennis Před 4 lety +14

      These are the type of people who attend his Klan rallies, excuse me campaign rallies. They'll cheer for anything

    • @misslanapford9169
      @misslanapford9169 Před 4 lety +6

      O.M.G I hope so.. If that ends up on Saturday SNL that would be
      ......AMAZING 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

    • @lozocodo
      @lozocodo Před 4 lety +1

      Larry Berry 😂

    • @mikaelhansen7538
      @mikaelhansen7538 Před 4 lety +2

      they have been writing them self since trump started running as a republican

  • @sambeast7027
    @sambeast7027 Před 4 lety +423

    Does that woman even know why she is sitting there LMFAO

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly Před 4 lety +32

      They promised her meth if she did.

    • @ericasutton3147
      @ericasutton3147 Před 4 lety +6

      Sam Beast sex he just sounds so ignorant it’s laughable

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Před 4 lety +5

      She thought it was a cake symposium.

    • @blackflagqwerty
      @blackflagqwerty Před 4 lety +7

      Free food in the green room?

    • @terrysmith295
      @terrysmith295 Před 4 lety +13

      That lady is nuts she doesn't even understand the question. She will be a laughing stock

  • @BNA_Est.1988
    @BNA_Est.1988 Před 4 lety +195

    “Everyone else did it” is the worst excuse for bad behavior

    • @Kuticul
      @Kuticul Před 4 lety +7

      it's funny cuz russians bots are often using the same whataboutinsm tactics

    • @Me-ev4ix
      @Me-ev4ix Před 4 lety +7

      It is the only one they have, besides "her emails"

    • @sunnysal3889
      @sunnysal3889 Před 4 lety +3

      In my workplace, it’s both the cause and the defense.

    • @michaelpreston233
      @michaelpreston233 Před 4 lety +2

      The party of responsible Adults !

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Před 4 lety +1

      And it is an even worse excuse for illegal behavior.

  • @kevincolbertjr.6844
    @kevincolbertjr.6844 Před 4 lety +187

    "The President's Spokesmonster."
    [Cuts to KellyAnn Conway]
    Classic!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jacquesblaque7728
      @jacquesblaque7728 Před 4 lety +5

      Maybe the trumpists will catch on that the ditz has no cred. Maybe they won't, and will trot her out for more giggles.

    • @wilfredolatorre
      @wilfredolatorre Před 4 lety +4

      KellyAnn Conway Steven Kings next novel “Spokesmonster”.

    • @Lommy9999
      @Lommy9999 Před 4 lety +2

      😄👌

    • @Lommy9999
      @Lommy9999 Před 4 lety +1

      She had a recent facelift. Look at her jaw....

    • @kevincolbertjr.6844
      @kevincolbertjr.6844 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Lommy9999 please don't make me look at her twice. My eyes can't take it 😂😂

  • @mg19cal
    @mg19cal Před 4 lety +325

    It's pretty obvious when that lady said "I don't know" that she is the very definition of a Trump supporter

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Před 4 lety +10

      It's very easy to build a world view based more or less entirely on assumptions.
      Sadly, most people don't seem to understand it's not a good idea to always take the easy path without considering any other factors...

    • @theomegajuice8660
      @theomegajuice8660 Před 4 lety +18

      She went from "I don't know, doesn't every President do it?" to "Every President DOES do it" in about 3 seconds. Straight from convenient assumption to firm belief without any evidence in between.

    • @theondrasbrown2414
      @theondrasbrown2414 Před 4 lety +7

      mg19cal this woman is the very epitome of danger and should not be allowed to vote. Maybe no matter what' your preference is, red or blue, people should be required to take an intelligence test before being allowed to vote because as you can see by this one lady how they can put you in danger. God I hope she doesn't have children.

    • @BigGWalker
      @BigGWalker Před 4 lety +1

      I take it you have never seen any of these videos of Democrats being asked why they hate trump? “I don’t know” is probably the most common answer and complete silence is the 2nd 😂

    • @theomegajuice8660
      @theomegajuice8660 Před 4 lety +4

      ​@@BigGWalker BuT WhAt AbOuT tHiS VaGuE aNd CoMpLeTeLy IrReleVaNt ThInG WiTh No sOuRcE!!!
      ChEcKmAte LibErAls!!!
      Nice try mate.

  • @robertdickerson16
    @robertdickerson16 Před 4 lety +158

    I love Fred Willard,he's been acting a long time,great to see him still in the game!

    • @mngentry
      @mngentry Před 4 lety +7

      Indeed, a LONG time. He was on an episode of Get Smart back in the 60s.

    • @marks7192
      @marks7192 Před 4 lety +1

      He did a really cool show called DC Follies, with the Kroft Puppets. I loved that show back in the day.

  • @jixigg
    @jixigg Před 4 lety +232

    I love Fred Willard, I hate to see that Parkinson's tremor. Feels like I grew up with his comedy, hope he's doing well.

    • @ZobethC
      @ZobethC Před 4 lety +16

      I know I saw that but he’s quick as a whip with his comedy. Omg his cursing is so damn funny. I just love him. Jimmy please keep him on as long as you can.

    • @thegoouch
      @thegoouch Před 4 lety +9

      Fernwood Tonight was comedy gold, Willard is a comedic genius!

    • @TraderTimmy
      @TraderTimmy Před 4 lety +9

      That’s one of many diseases I hope we can find a cure for soon. I really hope it comes soon.

    • @jasonfaulkner8644
      @jasonfaulkner8644 Před 4 lety +10

      Fred Willard has some edge to him. Still brings it fresh in 2019. Respect Fred.

    • @fiddlesticksbessette398
      @fiddlesticksbessette398 Před 4 lety

      he suck's,big time..

  • @patrickobrien5311
    @patrickobrien5311 Před 4 lety +113

    Anybody who insists they are a "very stable genius" is obviously none of those things.

    • @2TrainWakefield
      @2TrainWakefield Před 4 lety +4

      Golden Pants idk bro lol.... people actually voted for that guy

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi Před 4 lety +2

      It's exactly like 'classy' or 'very wealthy' if you're bragging, you're neither. ;- )

    • @blubbaditty
      @blubbaditty Před 4 lety +1

      There's something unexplainably goofy about that particular combination of words, and anyone who would repeat it multiple times in an un-ironic fashion clearly has something wrong with him.

    • @XxThunderflamexX
      @XxThunderflamexX Před 4 lety

      Yeah! Everybody knows you have to be a little bit crazy to be a genius.

    • @torontocommission
      @torontocommission Před 4 lety

      Golden Pants that is true. I don’t think I’d want to meet the people who find what he says is true when he states I’m a stable genius.

  • @justingarrett2239
    @justingarrett2239 Před 4 lety +30

    I'm so proud of us! (I'm from Kentucky)

    • @tofythebear1641
      @tofythebear1641 Před 4 lety +4

      Respect! Oregon

    • @johnlameelk5339
      @johnlameelk5339 Před 4 lety +4

      We're with you. Good way to start the game. From Arkansas.

    • @haveabanana2930
      @haveabanana2930 Před 4 lety +4

      Thanks from Missouri!

    • @samburch
      @samburch Před 4 lety +1

      I'm from the UK and we're all proud of you too. I feel I might also be speaking for the rest of the world here too. Goo Kentucky!

  • @Popota335
    @Popota335 Před 4 lety +67

    That poor woman... B4 she was privately stupid... Now the whole world knows 🤣

  • @griiseknoen
    @griiseknoen Před 4 lety +22

    1:36 The way she says: "I don't know that to be true either" is very significant of the special kind of weaponized stupidity that paved the way for a man like Trump to be president. The sentence doesn't defend her point *at all* - in fact it barely even makes any sense - but she *says it* with the cadence and tone of a logical argument. She likely doesn't even understand the concept of arguing an actual point or having an honest discussion in order to come closer to something that is TRUE. She simply *mimics* the tone of somebody who makes a point. And In her mind she probably "won". (There are millions like her. Trump himself is one... )

  • @Rekken200
    @Rekken200 Před 4 lety +79

    It's unbelievable that there actually ARE real-life "citizens of Pawnee" in this world.

    • @karenwalkersginglass
      @karenwalkersginglass Před 4 lety

      You know that show was not all fiction! Engage with "Trump"! 👽🍊💩

    • @mountainbikerdave
      @mountainbikerdave Před 4 lety

      where is Ron Swanson when you need him?

    • @FidelKAHstro
      @FidelKAHstro Před 4 lety

      TOPLESS PARK! TOPLESS PARK!

    • @JoelEmberson
      @JoelEmberson Před 4 lety

      @@mountainbikerdave He's probably hand planing a mahogany tabletop or sipping a fine scotch in a leather armchair.

    • @dirkdiggler2218
      @dirkdiggler2218 Před 4 lety

      Frau Ing they say they’re a bunch of lizards in Washington, after all. Zorp is among us to bring about the fiery doom of all mankind

  • @seize3
    @seize3 Před 4 lety +854

    That woman is the epitome of a Trump voter 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @binka21
      @binka21 Před 4 lety +5

      DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 9 KILLED MORMONS IN MEXICO?

    • @xandermcn
      @xandermcn Před 4 lety +41

      She talks like a troll. Didn't know trolls look like that in real life.

    • @trueconservative6288
      @trueconservative6288 Před 4 lety +29

      Makes sense how trump got elected. Watch the whole thing on cnn its sad...

    • @cbbgenki4315
      @cbbgenki4315 Před 4 lety +11

      you shouldn't go on TV if your high like that.

    • @SS-kk1pb
      @SS-kk1pb Před 4 lety +68

      @@binka21 Yes. We know about the killings in Mexico. I suppose in your bigot brain that makes all Mexicans murderers, so Trump is right to build a wall. Of course, there are more murders in United States than in any other westernized country. Does that mean that Americans shouldn't be allowed into other countries?
      Only in the mind of a backwards thinking hypocrite would those murders be evidence that Trump's racist immigration policies are right.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +65

    Fred is THE man.. I'm in tears here!

  • @shanedoe3462
    @shanedoe3462 Před 4 lety +40

    "They all do it."
    Maybe. But we caught this one.

  • @corneliuswhite5139
    @corneliuswhite5139 Před 4 lety +21

    Wow!! That Rand Paul neighbor bit at the end was hilarious!!😂😂

  • @hennyho1963
    @hennyho1963 Před 4 lety +134

    Naming the whistleblower, threatening mob style and breaking the law ... One way ticket to jail for that little man.

    • @weston8478
      @weston8478 Před 4 lety +2

      Sounds a bit like leftist antifa

    • @FITNESS-zf2cx
      @FITNESS-zf2cx Před 4 lety +4

      @@weston8478 🤪🤪🤪

    • @y2kblackout
      @y2kblackout Před 4 lety

      He's not going to jail. He's going to get away with everything.

    • @macgyver52
      @macgyver52 Před 4 lety +4

      Well they have to dissuade other whistleblowers from coming forward somehow.

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly Před 4 lety

      That dude would never make it in prison.

  • @misslanapford9169
    @misslanapford9169 Před 4 lety +226

    That woman went on live telling and made herself look Really Really stupid and Naive...

    • @sidilicious11
      @sidilicious11 Před 4 lety +4

      Miss Lana. M. Hudson that’s for sure.

    • @Warriorbard21
      @Warriorbard21 Před 4 lety +4

      Miss Lana. M. Hudson oh my gosh she looked like she was high. Well everyone does it 😂😂

    • @MavrikUSMC
      @MavrikUSMC Před 4 lety +1

      She was kinda right though

    • @misslanapford9169
      @misslanapford9169 Před 4 lety +1

      @@StephenKershaw1
      Well said and True. But Thank You for stating it.. 😁😁😁👍👍👍👍

    • @misslanapford9169
      @misslanapford9169 Před 4 lety +2

      @@MavrikUSMC
      About which bit exactly 🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @victorkonon
    @victorkonon Před 4 lety +74

    "curly little dwarf" - sounds like a hobbit to me

  • @kimmancha4314
    @kimmancha4314 Před 4 lety +6

    omg, best monologue ever... ahahah, loved JK's description of the new Rand Paul.

  • @molly-gh4we
    @molly-gh4we Před 4 lety +57

    I just died laughing. I love that actor. Comic gold.

  • @pamelac81
    @pamelac81 Před 4 lety +117

    Seeing this woman makes me think not everyone should have right to vote !!

    • @GaryBricaultLive
      @GaryBricaultLive Před 4 lety +10

      Or reproduce!

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q Před 4 lety +1

      first step to pyramidal structure of power or elite rule .

    • @sdagoth3037
      @sdagoth3037 Před 4 lety +1

      Maybe you're joking, but your right. People who don't know anything shouldn't have the ability to determine who represents our government, it makes no sense. Everyone who wants to vote should have to pass a nonpartisan test, testing for knowledge about all manner of political and economic issues, and they should be tested for their ability to make logical arguments and avoid logical fallacies. People like Trump and this woman prove that if our democracy doesn't become an epistocracy, it will become an idiocracy instead.

    • @aquila5881
      @aquila5881 Před 4 lety +1

      SDagoth you saying that show that YOU yourself know nothing about democracy or our constitution.

    • @Silvana716
      @Silvana716 Před 4 lety +1

      She's clearly ignorant but disagree strongly with the idea that not everyone should have the right to vote. If anything the past 3 years, I've learned that there is a good part of the population, regardless of financial bracket, education and open-mindedness, that regards leadership as demanding of absolute respect in the same manner as they would a deity. There are also those who are easily led/weak-minded/more susceptible to brainwashing. What should be done is greater efforts towards in depth education about government, of which all in the US regardless of background, have been shown to lack, our president being number 1.

  • @boy-re8ii
    @boy-re8ii Před 4 lety +3

    Rest in Peace Fred Willard. He passed away today at the age of 86

  • @johnsmith9903
    @johnsmith9903 Před 4 lety +29

    Arrest Rand Paul and since when did Bevis wear a blonde wig.

  • @HashimVal.
    @HashimVal. Před 4 lety +328

    i love it when fred willard comes on ... the guy is hilarious ..

    • @lionharehart
      @lionharehart Před 4 lety +9

      I agree. I'm glad Jimmy is keeping the old boomer working. Give a me a cushy job, Jimmy. I'll do anything!

    • @kurogiza
      @kurogiza Před 4 lety +6

      He is hilarious :)

    • @sloppyjoexanadu5633
      @sloppyjoexanadu5633 Před 4 lety +3

      Fred is awesome indeed. Love him on KOTH too

    • @maribelcaudillo2012
      @maribelcaudillo2012 Před 4 lety +4

      He is a natural!

    • @wallacewallaby5782
      @wallacewallaby5782 Před 4 lety +2

      I remember him from Late Night with Conan O'Brien years back. Always funny.

  • @bitchoflivingblah
    @bitchoflivingblah Před 4 lety +93

    Fred Willard - I laughed so so so much at the end.

  • @calebh2642
    @calebh2642 Před 4 lety +44

    Love how trump has rand Paul say the threatening lines like a puppet while he stands behind him smirking. That way he'll have a legal defense. Know a con man when you see one

  • @Manofpeasable
    @Manofpeasable Před 4 lety +17

    "Out" Ran Paul and Lindsey Graham and Pence next!

  • @A._is_for
    @A._is_for Před 4 lety +44

    *hands out "read the transcript" t-shirts at a rally in Kentucky
    *Loses Kentucky
    *Repeat in all 49 other states

  • @TheRealMake-Make
    @TheRealMake-Make Před 4 lety +74

    God I love Fred Willard. I was fortunate enough to have parents who adored “Fernwood Tonight.” Having him as a regular is comedy gold!

  • @anastasiaolsen5291
    @anastasiaolsen5291 Před 4 lety +15

    The skit with rand Paul’s neighbor was so hilarious and brilliant to see that old man cussing up a storm

  • @MasonSanchez.
    @MasonSanchez. Před 4 lety +61

    Rand Paul, Ron Paul, and DEFINITELY "Moscow" Mitch McConnell, we don't need them! I wish my fellow Kentuckians would vote against these ding-dongs.

    • @weasel8890
      @weasel8890 Před 4 lety +1

      I plan to, I hope we clean house!!

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Před 4 lety

      Amy McGrath, I donated to her campaign by buying a totebag. Every little bit helps, and it is legally sound to contribute :)

    • @Research0digo
      @Research0digo Před 4 lety

      what are you talking about? None of this has anything to do with Ron Paul.

    • @johnj6743
      @johnj6743 Před 4 lety

      Nah. Trump 2020.

  • @RTC1655
    @RTC1655 Před 4 lety +107

    US has got to fix its education. This has gone too far.

    • @alexfreetime9597
      @alexfreetime9597 Před 4 lety +2

      @Kelli Barnhouse Well, that's nice, but before Trump there was Obama, twice, and the ignorant people voting today are a product of his government as well. It's always nice to say great things as you're not the one on top, but when you win the elections and it's time to actually do them it's a totally different thing. I'm not a Trump supporter, but the democrats are not the saviours you people like to portray when you're mocking the republicans.

    • @MichaelLee-nn9fo
      @MichaelLee-nn9fo Před 4 lety

      RTC1655
      It can’t be fixed.....

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 Před 4 lety +1

      RTC1655 Yes. The infection that DeVos is spreading, it will take a long time to fix.

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 Před 4 lety

      Alex Freetime we live in a country where people only think we want a better education. Obama was NOT an education president-which is funny, because Trump has bragged about undoing Obama’s “legacy” yet supports this policy.

    • @urano4810
      @urano4810 Před 4 lety

      @Kelli Barnhouse "Senater" Lol you don't need the government to be educated.

  • @Aenima308
    @Aenima308 Před 4 lety +365

    That lady sounds like Helga’s mom on Hey Arnold. She clearly isn’t all there/still getting her oxy prescription filled.

    • @lozocodo
      @lozocodo Před 4 lety +5

      Jason Lee 😂

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 Před 4 lety +4

      God, Miriam was depressing even BEFORE I learned she wasn't just "tired."

    • @ryantyler9677
      @ryantyler9677 Před 4 lety +4

      HEY!.....don't insult Helga's mom like that. Even Miriam has more sense than her. Okay maybe.

  • @ciso4557
    @ciso4557 Před 4 lety +1

    Fred Willard should be a guest on SNL he is hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @themaestroslady1812
    @themaestroslady1812 Před 4 lety +13

    "A curly little dwarf." I love it. Together with Rene Boucher you should whup that hobbit's a**. LOLOLOL

  • @mosamaster
    @mosamaster Před 4 lety +26

    How emboldened the "stupids" have become.

  • @paulmeahan7327
    @paulmeahan7327 Před 4 lety +82

    No wonder Trump claims to “love the uneducated” 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheSkyIsFalling93
      @TheSkyIsFalling93 Před 4 lety

      Definitely helps to win over the dumb people and the smart ones. Or you could go the Democratic route and and setup systems that make it easy for illegal aliens to vote. Both good strategies but which one seems more unfair to you? Getting stupid people to vote for you or encouraging illegals to vote?

    • @OrionTripp
      @OrionTripp Před 4 lety

      paul meahan because they’re super easy to persuade and control. Thats 99% of his base.

    • @TheSkyIsFalling93
      @TheSkyIsFalling93 Před 4 lety +2

      Michael Perez - such types of generalizations don’t help your statements credibility. My advice to you would be to open your mind and attempt to have respectable conversations with people who disagree with you. Perhaps you will realize that that comment was driven by emotion and of course has no truth to it. Or you could keep doing what you’re doing. Just trying to help you with your future conversations about any topic. Always take the high road, if two people take that road together then some sort of understanding is much more likely to take place. Taking the low road is never a good look buddy. Good luck 👍

    • @OrionTripp
      @OrionTripp Před 4 lety

      L. Ron Hoyabembe when you can provide a counter argument to what i said i’ll take that into consideration. Gotta thank republicans for sticking together rather working for the American people. They rather take millions from corporations such as the big farma then to make decisions that would benefit their constituents.

    • @TheSkyIsFalling93
      @TheSkyIsFalling93 Před 4 lety

      Michael Perez sure thing buddy

  • @jeaniepiecara2574
    @jeaniepiecara2574 Před 4 lety +24

    "in the President's ass" hahahaa I just literally spit out my coffee!

  • @cs-nb5yf
    @cs-nb5yf Před 4 lety +26

    “I don’t know that to be true either!” Great point. (The answers you seek are within you....)

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Před 4 lety +1

      I'll never understand how so many conservatives are comfortable arguing from a stance of "I don't know, but I believe it to be true".
      I'm comfortable saying I don't know...

  • @stevewuertz3598
    @stevewuertz3598 Před 4 lety +109

    Someone in the media must have Rand Paul's private phone number-lets see that number published

  • @MrExEssex
    @MrExEssex Před 4 lety +73

    4:50 Conway loves to accuse journalists of 'cherry-picking'. It's like accusing the police of cherry-picking only criminals. It's a totally stupid protestation KellyAnne.

    • @ronrichards3213
      @ronrichards3213 Před 4 lety

      not true

    • @karalguidubaldi1517
      @karalguidubaldi1517 Před 4 lety +1

      Ex Essex ...like “cherry picking” one company for corruption... specifically one person in that company! We don’t care about any other corruption in the Ukraine...😏

    • @ewaldbracko1534
      @ewaldbracko1534 Před 4 lety +1

      @@karalguidubaldi1517
      And this corruption doesn't even really affect the Ukraine itself, it affects US citizens in the first place.
      So Trump is asking the Ukraine to fight US related corruption and not even their own...

    • @karalguidubaldi1517
      @karalguidubaldi1517 Před 4 lety +1

      Ewald Bracko 👌💯great point!!!

    • @ronrichards3213
      @ronrichards3213 Před 4 lety

      @@karalguidubaldi1517 yep, like only gop can be prosecuted

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker Před 4 lety +27

    Rand Paul: “we know his name!”
    Also Rand Paul: “Media needs to produce his name!”

    • @asiimovawper9884
      @asiimovawper9884 Před 4 lety

      I dont get the point of this comment

    • @Theo-bk6qj
      @Theo-bk6qj Před 4 lety +1

      Hunter Taylor he saying everyone know trump name but at the same time, he is like saying trump is underrated

    • @HurricaneSA
      @HurricaneSA Před 4 lety +7

      @@Theo-bk6qj More like he claims to know the whistle blower's name but then turns around and tells the media to provide his name. If he knows his name why not just say it himself?

    • @jesushatesyoutoo
      @jesushatesyoutoo Před 4 lety +7

      He knows he would face jail time if he released the name. Rumor has it that it is a CIA agent. In that event he could be working for any one independently! The right wing fascist claim he was working for Biden. But as many pundits are saying it doesn't matter who told the fire department that a house was on fire.

    • @callmejim6559
      @callmejim6559 Před 4 lety +4

      They should have printed that rand Paul was the whistleblower lol :p

  • @claudiameisters3300
    @claudiameisters3300 Před 4 lety +15

    I LOVED “curly little dwarf”!

    • @morgannedarcourt5956
      @morgannedarcourt5956 Před 4 lety

      This is very insulting for the dwarfs !! no, my apologizes, people of small size. Tyrion Lannister is one of my favorite in GoT and Peter Dincklage is a brilliant man !!

  • @geographicoddity9444
    @geographicoddity9444 Před 4 lety +265

    Should Americans have to pass an IQ test and score above “imbecile” in order to vote?

    • @theondrasbrown2414
      @theondrasbrown2414 Před 4 lety +9

      Dusty Glover definitely yes

    • @janjacob2259
      @janjacob2259 Před 4 lety +23

      That's a bite harsh....cause 75% would NOT pass!

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Před 4 lety +8

      **vote cancelled**

    • @marie-nm9jo
      @marie-nm9jo Před 4 lety +5

      Or at least some sort of political test

    • @pseven17
      @pseven17 Před 4 lety +15

      It’s explicitly against the constitution to have a required test, but I see where you’re coming from.

  • @utsavbhullar
    @utsavbhullar Před 4 lety +127

    “Never interrupt you’re enemy when he is making a mistake.” - Napoleon Dynamite

    • @melovania5756
      @melovania5756 Před 4 lety +14

      *your

    • @derekwadas8489
      @derekwadas8489 Před 4 lety +3

      Utsav Bhullar You’re the prime example of that quote, as you couldn’t even properly spell your ( *a mistake* )

    • @TheHolmaj
      @TheHolmaj Před 4 lety +18

      Love how people are pointing out the "*your" issue but entirely overlook that napoleon dynamite is a fictional character from a stoner movie and consequentially probably isnt the author of this quote. 🤦‍♀️ .... Its Napoleon Bonaparte.

    • @utsavbhullar
      @utsavbhullar Před 4 lety +8

      TheHolmaj Holmaj exactly bruh, this was a social experiment, I was waiting for someone to notice that 😂😂😂

    • @lennellwaltonboxer
      @lennellwaltonboxer Před 4 lety +1

      I was just thinking I don’t remember that part of the movie. 😂

  • @kwameobuobisah3868
    @kwameobuobisah3868 Před 4 lety +2

    If you watching this God bless and fill you more❤❤

  • @mikelytou
    @mikelytou Před 4 lety +12

    Man, even Kevin Hart could spit on Rand Paul's head without jumping.

  • @jessyjulie5506
    @jessyjulie5506 Před 4 lety +40

    "Well, I don't know that to be true either!"... lol, she seemed high

    • @cameleyez
      @cameleyez Před 4 lety +2

      No, she's just an idiot hence being a Trump supporter.

    • @enuphsayd9746
      @enuphsayd9746 Před 4 lety

      She thought she had a "gotcha" or "I outsmarted you" moment, which she failed miserably.

  • @heatherlawson729
    @heatherlawson729 Před 4 lety +15

    Fred Willard is hilarious 😂

  • @briank.1221
    @briank.1221 Před 4 lety +18

    Cheers to Fred Willard. Hope everything is going well with him.

  • @RobertLindeman-th7ff
    @RobertLindeman-th7ff Před 4 lety +5

    I loved Rand Paul in The Hobbit

  • @Jay-ql4gp
    @Jay-ql4gp Před 4 lety +34

    That was the best Fred Willard bit...ever!

  • @jb9090
    @jb9090 Před 4 lety +102

    I want a president that doesn’t Tweet and isn’t accused of sexually assaulting multiple women... and doesn’t obstruct justice or commit tax evasion... oh yeah, and doesn’t deny science or erode the moral compass of humanity

    • @xxhenkdehunterx9255
      @xxhenkdehunterx9255 Před 4 lety +2

      Well then I have bad news for you

    • @xxhenkdehunterx9255
      @xxhenkdehunterx9255 Před 4 lety +4

      @steven hicks climate change

    • @easonjohn2618
      @easonjohn2618 Před 4 lety

      @@xxhenkdehunterx9255 DT indeed a good president for American but he may be a loser as his enemy is too powerful and built a politic party with traditions and power along with biased policies which destroy the American economy. Look what Obama has done in his terms, nothing but spending money. DT indeed makes something happened like keeping manufacturers and levying high taxes all over the world.

    • @macgyver52
      @macgyver52 Před 4 lety +8

      @@easonjohn2618 oh brother, and how did Donald Trump improve the economy? slashing a thousand environmental regulations. And oh yeah one of the few things that have made it out of the Senate, a huge tax cut for himself and billionaires. How much did Obama add to the deficit in 8 years? And how much is just one of Trump's perfect bills going to add not to our deficit? not to mention loose in tax revenue? I'll give you a hint it begins with a T.

    • @gregoryrush8290
      @gregoryrush8290 Před 4 lety +7

      @@easonjohn2618 You really are delusional! Do your own research and stop watching fox news. Look at all the major companies/ corporations leaving or folding, Starting with Toy's r Us, Macy's, Bed Bath and Beyond. The farmers are suffering! And look this up Genius, Trump has already spent double the amount in his short time as president than Obama spent in his 8 years. Fact!!

  • @hdx9820
    @hdx9820 Před 4 lety +3

    The cult of "my ignorance is as good as your facts" A sad show

  • @Cattrix999
    @Cattrix999 Před 4 lety

    lololol, I love Fred Willard! what a comedy giant and a wonderful character actor. oml I laughed so hard.. I have to watch this again..

  • @jessyjulie5506
    @jessyjulie5506 Před 4 lety +31

    After they read the transcripts, they should read the constitution too.

  • @beththewicca
    @beththewicca Před 4 lety +57

    I absolutely love when Fred Willard comes on to play a character. He is hilarious!

    • @gladtravis
      @gladtravis Před 4 lety +1

      The "Words You Can't Call Trump" some months ago had me crying in laughter. Spraytanic Verses, Eric's Dad, Mar-A-Lardass etc.

    • @fiddlesticksbessette398
      @fiddlesticksbessette398 Před 4 lety

      grow up..

  • @562Fierro
    @562Fierro Před 4 lety +2

    RIP Fred Willard. You comedic roles and sense of humor will be missed.

  • @vwgti1985
    @vwgti1985 Před 4 lety +9

    Rand Paul is a calamity for this country, I want to see how they will defend themselves when this is over.

  • @y2kblackout
    @y2kblackout Před 4 lety +182

    READ THE TRANSCRIPT
    PRINT HIS NAME
    No, I still prefer:
    LOCK HIM UP

    • @fpxpGetReal
      @fpxpGetReal Před 4 lety

      Readers of the last convict
      Oh yeah and that too ->LOCK HIM UP

    • @Whytepathe
      @Whytepathe Před 4 lety +5

      He's STILL better than the democrats who can't wait to push Socialism on us. We are not learning from history.

    • @jacquesblaque7728
      @jacquesblaque7728 Před 4 lety +1

      @Whytepathe Do you have any idea what you're talking about? Didn't think so. Bye, Felix.

    • @nadiasilvershine4630
      @nadiasilvershine4630 Před 4 lety

      You mean, lock Trump up?

    • @nadiasilvershine4630
      @nadiasilvershine4630 Před 4 lety

      @Goddess Sky You are sooooo right!

  • @beafreeall7953
    @beafreeall7953 Před 4 lety +26

    lindsey graham has sold his soul..its official he is tossing away his career...and honesty..tsk tsk

    • @EvilFookaire
      @EvilFookaire Před 4 lety

      Tossing away his carreer and his what???

  • @donabolt2794
    @donabolt2794 Před 4 lety

    Fred Willard is a treasure! Keep it coming-

  • @joshuascholar3220
    @joshuascholar3220 Před 4 lety +19

    DAMN, Kimmel is funny when he's pissed off!

    • @walterdadon3706
      @walterdadon3706 Před 4 lety +1

      No he's not. He's garbage.

    • @wewantthegoldsuckah6317
      @wewantthegoldsuckah6317 Před 4 lety +3

      @@walterdadon3706 says a dumb trumpster.

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi Před 4 lety

      @@wewantthegoldsuckah6317 I notice there are quite a number of the trump-complicit who either can't use their remotes to change channels, are gluttons for punishment - are Russian trolls...OR they truly ENJOY Jimmy letting trump hang himself on national TV.

    • @walterdadon3706
      @walterdadon3706 Před 4 lety

      @@screeningmimi He's going to win in 2020.

  • @feliciaanderson242
    @feliciaanderson242 Před 4 lety +43

    Rand Paul’s neighbor!!!!🤣🤣🤣😭😭😂😂

  • @dsaint372
    @dsaint372 Před 4 lety +166

    I can see why Rands neighbor punched him.

    • @lukenester8157
      @lukenester8157 Před 4 lety +22

      Aren't we all really neighbors after all? As in, we should all punch him.

    • @maipoina-xk5zk
      @maipoina-xk5zk Před 4 lety +2

      @@lukenester8157 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ritapetersen2413
      @ritapetersen2413 Před 4 lety

      somersetdc yh6b

    • @ZobethC
      @ZobethC Před 4 lety +1

      He needs a back-alley beating just for his ridiculous 1984 Wham! Home Perm 🥴🤪🤓

    • @rs2543
      @rs2543 Před 4 lety +2

      Bunch of violent left. Nothing new. You’ll lose again in 2020.

  • @peterjanoff
    @peterjanoff Před 4 lety +9

    Fred Willard plays Rand Paul’s neighbor. He still funny as hell. He’s been in comedy a long time. Old school still wins big time.

  • @Keepinitreal61
    @Keepinitreal61 Před 4 lety

    I'm watching reruns of Raymond every morning at 9am in the Uk, Hank (Fred) & Pat are one of my fav's, god bless him. Rally around the people you love, he need support since his wife's passing.

  • @tracysmith2346
    @tracysmith2346 Před 4 lety +10

    Thank you so much! 😂🤣
    And Fred Willard!!!!! 😆🤣😂

  • @leetraviusmckay314
    @leetraviusmckay314 Před 4 lety +82

    "he was ahead by 5 points in the polls last week then Trump showed up to support him and he lost"

    • @allidoissquat4258
      @allidoissquat4258 Před 4 lety +2

      For starters he was behind him by 19 points in the poll and lost by single digits after Trump. These clowns have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about 😂😂😂

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey Před 4 lety +4

    At this point,details of the call have been confirmed QUID PRO QUO, so a Whistleblower is irrelevant!

    • @jasongoodacre
      @jasongoodacre Před 4 lety

      By who ? Trump hating Dems ? Ukrainian President and transcript prove them to be complete liars. Next!

  • @randymcmullen538
    @randymcmullen538 Před 4 lety +1

    Loved the neighbor! Bring him back for more! 😆😆😆

  • @neddelley8766
    @neddelley8766 Před 4 lety +39

    "Chrystal" oh my lord, as in Meth.

    • @ajcambern
      @ajcambern Před 4 lety +3

      Her crispy horrible perm screams meth

  • @mehumanalien9585
    @mehumanalien9585 Před 4 lety +19

    there's a lot of people swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool

  • @curiousworld7912
    @curiousworld7912 Před 4 lety +1

    Good God. It should be a requirement in every school in the country - public or private - that students must read the Constitution. In fact, the Constitution should be taught as a class, all by itself.

  • @brendatriplett2233
    @brendatriplett2233 Před 4 lety

    You are doing me a public service, helping me laugh so hard after a stressful day!! Keep up the good work Jimmy!!!

  • @maruthinandan4343
    @maruthinandan4343 Před 4 lety +20

    5:44 somebody give that Indian guy in the background a medal 😂

  • @ItWentChunkaCHUNK
    @ItWentChunkaCHUNK Před 4 lety +29

    Fred Willard is a national treasure!

    • @lionharehart
      @lionharehart Před 4 lety +2

      Give SooperMike more likes for his comment. Agreed!!!

    • @mushrooka
      @mushrooka Před 4 lety +1

      @@lionharehart +1

  • @kitagilbert3669
    @kitagilbert3669 Před 4 lety +2

    AMEN GET HIM OUT NOW

  • @nononsense7615
    @nononsense7615 Před 4 lety

    8:20 was everything!!!! Last part was so funny!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  •  Před 4 lety +35

    It's just locker room quid pro quo.

  • @beatricewilliams2721
    @beatricewilliams2721 Před 4 lety +27

    Jimmy Kimmel I am hollering with
    tears in my eyes and my stomach hurt.....Lol

  • @irishuntley9225
    @irishuntley9225 Před 4 lety

    Oh,My GOD,just when I thought JIMMY's monologue would,not did not,get stale and uninteresting,He was Brilliant,Incredibly funny,without being vivlcious,And the factor playing Renee was Incredible,fresh and Startling-Bravo,Bravo,Bravo,thank U.

  • @randymcmullen538
    @randymcmullen538 Před 4 lety +4

    If he’d have donated more, maybe trump could’ve hired a bigger crowd for his inauguration!

  • @Yesnog05
    @Yesnog05 Před 4 lety +72

    Rene Boucher: the true American hero

  • @gawthic1
    @gawthic1 Před 4 lety +21

    That MAGA critter reminded me of Kletus' wife Brandine from The Simpsons.

    • @EvilFookaire
      @EvilFookaire Před 4 lety

      Well, if Brandine lost a few braincells, and forgot half of the words she knows...

  • @jaimedelgado7529
    @jaimedelgado7529 Před 4 lety

    I'm a little late to the party but would like to congratulate you guys for the rand Paul neighbor sketch. Pure gold

  • @lmares3
    @lmares3 Před 4 lety

    Love you Kimmel....words of honesty.

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice Před 4 lety +24

    “Well he’s dead!” Lol
    I literally spit my cough drop out!
    Kimell... you winning me over...

  • @ajuwatcher
    @ajuwatcher Před 4 lety +32

    I have a dream: 362 days from today, Jimmy Kimmel Live uploads a video with the same title, "Election Day Didn't Go Trump's Way."

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 Před 4 lety +1

    It was Winston Churchill who said the best argument against democracy was a 5-min. conversation with the average voter. And still, he believed in democracy.

  • @leudwigvonshwartsenhelm3624

    That bit at the end was hilarious!