“Donald J. T**** Is Under Arrest” | Weak MAGA Turnout in NYC | MTG: “Jesus Was Arrested”

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  • The former president drew a puny crowd of supporters outside his arraignment in New York City, while his friend Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene sought to compare him to other historical figures who have been arrested.
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  • @jessn.2665
    @jessn.2665 Před rokem +517

    Oh my god it’s finally happened. After 7 fucking years of misery

    • @yourenotforgotten5639
      @yourenotforgotten5639 Před rokem +42

      This moment is 4 decades overdue.

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +10

      Roasted.

    • @stopfakenews8368
      @stopfakenews8368 Před rokem +9

      The case is weaker than Joe Biden's legs going up a flight of stairs.

    • @DDd-gm8uz
      @DDd-gm8uz Před rokem

      They're going to execute him for treason?

    • @FrankieBag0donuts
      @FrankieBag0donuts Před rokem

      Do you mean the misery of great prosperity? Low interest rates? Cheap gas? Affordable housing? ZERO inflation?
      Is that the misery you refer to? Biden drove the economy over a cliff. Trump will beat this crappy weak case and win again in 2024.
      Not saying that as a Trump supporter (I vote consistent Libertarian) But people are tired of living like a 3rd world country under Biden.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Před rokem +4869

    MAGA..... My Ass Got Arrested

  • @svr27rr87
    @svr27rr87 Před rokem +15

    Bring a whole new meaning to MAGA.. My. Ass. Got. Arrested.

    • @Xiden-kameltoe
      @Xiden-kameltoe Před rokem

      Think BLM has that slogan already though cornpop

  • @Raphael-rs7sw
    @Raphael-rs7sw Před rokem +3

    He looks pissed off. Definitely not happy to be there. Justice is grinding fine.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před rokem +196

    "That's kinda special! It's not often you see a door hitting an ass on the way *in!"*
    😂😂😂😂

  • @weaponizedglitter69
    @weaponizedglitter69 Před rokem +683

    The world is watching and laughing at him. Greetings from Switzerland 🇨🇭

  • @ABSG7
    @ABSG7 Před rokem +155

    I love the cop not opening the door for him 😂

    • @shortsatire5669
      @shortsatire5669 Před rokem +8

      Yep, backing that badge, for sure!

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula Před rokem +4

      It hit the ass on the way IN!!!

    • @dianeatanacio7096
      @dianeatanacio7096 Před rokem

      Yeah that sums up how the people around you feel about your presence.
      I would do the same thing if I was able to in a subtle way lock it so he can’t come in i would

    • @Xiden-kameltoe
      @Xiden-kameltoe Před rokem

      ​@@dianeatanacio7096 yep, also for Obama and biden. All 3 are trash

    • @Piankhi_the_Greater
      @Piankhi_the_Greater Před rokem

      0:47

  • @haraldhechler3557
    @haraldhechler3557 Před rokem +99

    To compare Trump with Mandela and Jesus is definitely a class A felony.

    • @customer5032
      @customer5032 Před rokem +9

      That definitely gave me the creeps too. She needs to worry more about the First Commandment than the second amendment!

    • @jamesmaddison4546
      @jamesmaddison4546 Před rokem +1

      just wait till its time to choose their running mate. Think it's disgusting now? We aint seen nothing yet

    • @lauraeager373
      @lauraeager373 Před rokem +1

      @@customer5032 💯

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před rokem +3

      Especially during the week of Easter!!

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 Před rokem +1

      I'd call it a "no class felony", 'cuz Margarine Traitor Gangrene has no class.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před rokem +698

    Another big deal today... Wisconsin voted for liberal judge Janet Protasiewicz!!

  • @Handcraftedrock
    @Handcraftedrock Před rokem +513

    Such a sad day for putin. First Finland became member of NATO, now his buddy Trump in big trouble. I love it. 😃😃😃

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +7

      Roasted.

    • @nonna_sof5889
      @nonna_sof5889 Před rokem +33

      Too be fair, I'm pretty sure Putin doesn't really have buddies so much as pawns.

    • @ThatAppalachian
      @ThatAppalachian Před rokem

      I don’t think you quite understand. Putin isn’t buddies with Biden, but he sure does appreciate the job he’s doing. Russia and China are kicking our ass right now without even firing a shot. They want Biden in office. He’s making us weaker by the day.

    • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
      @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 Před rokem +16

      And a dem won the Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin! 🙏

    • @firequeen2194
      @firequeen2194 Před rokem +29

      Congratulations to Finland 🇫🇮! Sweden next!

  • @yeffblanco
    @yeffblanco Před rokem +9

    Lock-him-up!

  • @donnalubrano2856
    @donnalubrano2856 Před rokem +80

    The words “Donald J. Trump is under arrest” were some of the sweetest words I’ve ever heard.

    • @davecasey4341
      @davecasey4341 Před rokem

      Something that never happened, but I'm sure you wet your panties when you heard some liberal media outlet say that.

    • @sabrinaperlongo1813
      @sabrinaperlongo1813 Před rokem

      Wow if that’s true your life must really stink! I feel bad for you. I don’t like Trump either but dinners ready sounds sweeter than that. Can’t we all agree that these last 2 presidents are cringe worthy every time they speak?

    • @bowtiethirteentwenty8627
      @bowtiethirteentwenty8627 Před rokem

      Pictures or it didn't happen. 😅 Oh.

    • @jamesmaddison4546
      @jamesmaddison4546 Před rokem

      I think they made a mistake using this case as the first one. They shouldve indicted him on all that property and bank fraud, which is air tight, he cant escape that one. This one? It requires a bit of a stretch to link them all together making it pretty weak.
      Because of that we're going to hear "not guilty"😞 oh and guess what? By the time the indictments on those fraud ones come out itll be around the election, which could lead to the case on hold giving tfg the time he wants.

    • @DavidASymons
      @DavidASymons Před rokem +1

      Bot/NPC comment.

  • @richardscott982
    @richardscott982 Před rokem +503

    Not all heroes wear capes. That officer with the door! Buy him a beer!

  • @LilyRose8959
    @LilyRose8959 Před rokem +268

    This is absolutely FANTASTIC. I can't believe we finally saw this POS arrested.

    • @damitcam
      @damitcam Před rokem

      It honestly feels to me like trumpism is finally dying. No ability to call a mob anymore and he was arrested.

    • @yourenotforgotten5639
      @yourenotforgotten5639 Před rokem +17

      4 decades overdue. Better late than never.

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Před rokem +9

      🎉🎉🎉no one is above the law!!!!!

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +2

      Roasted.

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi Před rokem +2

      🙌🏻Fellow Steeler fan❣️

  • @pattic8473
    @pattic8473 Před rokem +13

    Great day for America. Loved it when the deputy didn't hold the door open for Trump. Hope the Montenegro PM that Trump pushed aside at the NATO summit saw it, too!!

  • @InformationIsTheEdge
    @InformationIsTheEdge Před rokem +2

    Wow! I was completely wrong! I would have bet my house that the Cheeto in Chief would never be inside a courthouse. Glad to say I was wrong. Now if only he could be punished by the law.

  • @TheOGClassicMan
    @TheOGClassicMan Před rokem +143

    I'm glad that MTG and George Santos got the Ol' New York Welcome....

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před rokem

      They're getting real good at running Nazis out of their town!

    • @davidweyant9356
      @davidweyant9356 Před rokem +11

      Santos left when the media started to ask him questions. He said they were hounding him.

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 Před rokem +7

      Yup. That wasn't a protection detail, it was the bum's rush right outta NY City.

    • @Rose-lj7uh
      @Rose-lj7uh Před rokem +6

      Five more minutes talking, a screaming tar and feathered Marjorie would have been heading out of NYC 😂

    • @je8784
      @je8784 Před rokem +4

      So proud of NY!!!! I❤NY.

  • @SuicidePar
    @SuicidePar Před rokem +347

    The court officer not holding the door was the cherry on top for me! :D

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +10

      ROASTED.

    • @deecohen1383
      @deecohen1383 Před rokem +15

      That dude! PERFECTION! NEW YOOOOOOORRRRRRRKKKKKKK! 🗽🎉👊🏼😻

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 Před rokem +4

      @thousand miles:
      That the only word you know?

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Před rokem +4

      @@o.b.7217 At one point, I think I saw him use three different words in one post... out of 8 trillion.

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +3

      @@o.b.7217 Yo, who's New Year's wish just came true? ROASTED. 90's kid out.

  • @erflingnot
    @erflingnot Před rokem +7

    Mr. Colbert. Thank you so much for these moments….. comic opportunities that are once in a lifetime!

  • @customer5032
    @customer5032 Před rokem +1

    "It was a beautiful day in NY today, 70 degrees and sunny with a chance of jail" was one of the most emotionally satisfying things I have ever seen on You Tube! Woo hoo! 🎉🎇🍾🥳

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před rokem +1791

    Donnie has the right to remain silent... just not the ability...

  • @robliston1283
    @robliston1283 Před rokem +600

    Do NOT pass Mar-a-Lago. Do NOT collect $200 Go directly to jail. 🤣😂🤣

  • @bowtiethirteentwenty8627

    INDICATED and it feels so good.......

  • @gritskennedy5007
    @gritskennedy5007 Před rokem +3

    Isnt that considered failure to appear? And why no cuffs?

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před rokem +2026

    “I like former presidents who aren’t indicted and arrested.” John McCain from the grave.

  • @Oz1111
    @Oz1111 Před rokem +423

    Lock him up, lock him up, lock him up

    • @pm-ql4lp
      @pm-ql4lp Před rokem +2

      Seriously get some help!

    • @thegoodreylo4749
      @thegoodreylo4749 Před rokem

      @@pm-ql4lpOh trust me this is the help!

    • @paulschulte1064
      @paulschulte1064 Před rokem +23

      @@pm-ql4lp The legal system is giving us some help. 😂

    • @weaponizedglitter69
      @weaponizedglitter69 Před rokem +24

      I wonder if they will try him as an adult 🤔

    • @joep6017
      @joep6017 Před rokem

      I wonder if the alt right folks even see the irony? Don't they regularly chant lock her up about Hiliary? Please, any alt right radicals please comment... please, just comment, we don't need another murderous riot from a group of angry trump supporters.

  • @crazybagoham
    @crazybagoham Před rokem +6

    love how he calls his courtroom a "venue"

    • @lolodee3528
      @lolodee3528 Před rokem +1

      Yeah. It isn’t HIS courtroom. It’s New York’s.

  • @cindyfavorite195
    @cindyfavorite195 Před rokem +7

    I don’t care for Trump, he always seemed like an awful person, and his former wife and friends have disclosed some really bad quirks, and selfish nature. But finally he will be tried for a few of his crimes. I wish they could have added draft dodging, and disrespectful behavior towards our children who served.

  • @TheBioExplorer
    @TheBioExplorer Před rokem +362

    Some are saying... It was the most perfect indictment ever. It was the biggest, most beautiful indictment anyone ever had.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +124

    That passive-aggressive door slamming on the Covfefool's face is the most appropriately New York thing I have ever seen through this entire ordeal. So satisfying!

  • @maemargaretevans9981
    @maemargaretevans9981 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Accountability.

  • @themadmancox5180
    @themadmancox5180 Před rokem +5

    I would watch COLBERT make fun of a pencil for and hour, because he would be right and he would kill the whole set.

  • @debbieflaherty1975
    @debbieflaherty1975 Před rokem +37

    Being late is a Narcissist way of controlling the situation.

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Před rokem +6

      Yep, he still thinks he's in complete control of everything. It's almost sad that he's going to get a wake up call this late in life.

    • @stephanieyee9784
      @stephanieyee9784 Před rokem +3

      But he still can't control that Thing on his head.

  • @Xiannv.
    @Xiannv. Před rokem +276

    A great day for America!
    Thank you, New Yorkers!

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +1

      ROASTED

    • @deecohen1383
      @deecohen1383 Před rokem +9

      THIS IS SO GREAT! Like we needed another reason to love our NYC…? This was PERFECTION

  • @carolinebjerkelund767
    @carolinebjerkelund767 Před rokem +5

    I love when Steve does his impersonation of Eric Trump. I can't help but laugh.

  • @Maya_Pinion
    @Maya_Pinion Před rokem +1

    Who why was he permitted to return home and *talk*? Threaten? Bully? Lie? What is going on....he wasn't pensive, he's planning! 😮

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před rokem

      That ole republican was giving out the whistles! 😅

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před rokem

      Well,u guys forgot,Mango can erase security footage with his * mind*... So,yup

  • @citybird29
    @citybird29 Před rokem +572

    Hi from India. I watch your show in the morning , here in India, and today I went late to take my class, I am a lecturer , just to catch your episode because I know how long Stephen and every American who believes in democracy has waited for this day and once again proves that no one is above the law in a functional democracy.

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +5

      Roasted.

    • @rajatsharma2611
      @rajatsharma2611 Před rokem +1

      Arresting an opposition leader, isn't it a bad example set by Democrats and so-called US democracy just like Capitol Hill riot??

    • @PC-kd7dj
      @PC-kd7dj Před rokem +17

      Thank you!

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 Před rokem +70

      Watching from Australia and loving how the sane people in the US are finally seeing some justice. May those ripple effects travel through the world.

    • @nigelsenchez
      @nigelsenchez Před rokem +29

      This will set a message: Don't fuck with NY.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 Před rokem +129

    New York hospitality : Not to hold the door for criminals.

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem

      And that old dumb fat stinky ass felon was supposed to be some decent man of hospitality, not money laundering earned public tax dollars. Roasted. 90's kid out.

    • @HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings
      @HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings Před rokem +1

      Mind Begs the Question:
      Hitler - Jews unsafe to German Values,Identity
      If Trump/Politicians - Muslims unsafe to Western Values,Identity
      Following on footprints of Hitler,Neo Nazi,No?

  • @K8Nicole
    @K8Nicole Před 10 měsíci

    Thank you for being on our side Mr. Colbert. 😌

  • @hosseinsigari7169
    @hosseinsigari7169 Před rokem +2

    Is the self-proclaimed-genius, finally going to pay overdue taxes??

  • @kjacob35
    @kjacob35 Před rokem +52

    "Get your own fuckin' door, inmate." 🤣

  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 Před rokem +1165

    Trump under arrest. Never thought I would hear those words. Also Wisconsin just voted for the liberal judge!

  • @tigdogsbody
    @tigdogsbody Před rokem +1

    The photo of Trump, isolated, all alone in his majesty. The little boy lost.

  • @JLWTH
    @JLWTH Před rokem +1

    The day tRump sent in prison should be named a holiday as "Justice Served Day!"🤞

  • @warawoman1134
    @warawoman1134 Před rokem +151

    from Newcastle NSW Australia, can I say well done the American Justice system! Lock him up!!! Lock him up!!!

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +1

      ROASTED.

    • @deecohen1383
      @deecohen1383 Před rokem +1

      THANK YOU

    • @TheRealcdawg22
      @TheRealcdawg22 Před rokem +3

      Thanks, and stay tuned. This will be the summer of indictments, 2023. This guy done alot of crimin'. It, unfortunately, is taking a long time to investigate and charge defendant Trump.

    • @the2dudes1
      @the2dudes1 Před rokem +1

      Trump has somehow received more justice than John Barilaro

    • @Miss_Distress
      @Miss_Distress Před rokem +1

      Hi fellow Newcastle person! Fancy seeing you here.

  • @rook777
    @rook777 Před rokem +143

    I was in the city today, just a couple miles away. Despite the media fixation, life here went on. It was a beautiful day, and people were relaxing in Washington Square Park. No fuss, no riots. I think that might be more painful for him than any indictment. If he just fades away, not with a bang, but a whimper.

  • @lj6769
    @lj6769 Před rokem +1

    Wow! Instead of Trump building a wall he'll soon be behind a wall!🤣

  • @MisssKayy
    @MisssKayy Před rokem +1

    “Lock HIM up!!!”

  • @recherche4528
    @recherche4528 Před rokem +244

    The court officer not holding the door for Trump is the money shot! 😀

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +229

    NY threw out the trash today. Great day for justice. 3 more even more damaging cases to come. Good luck Donny!

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +8

      Roasted.

    • @kaivickers166
      @kaivickers166 Před rokem

      Provided that he doesn’t get elected anyway since that’s apparently the best way to stay out of prison.

    • @stopfakenews8368
      @stopfakenews8368 Před rokem +1

      People are leaving NY because of REAL crime. Watching this backfire on Bragg is going to be awesome.

    • @Tessmage_Tessera
      @Tessmage_Tessera Před rokem +5

      @@stopfakenews8368 That's what you said after Trump's first impeachment, remember? You said it would backfire, and Trump would be re-elected by a landslide. LMAO!!!!

    • @duanemartin1383
      @duanemartin1383 Před rokem

      @@Tessmage_Tessera ….. when’s the next election?
      You’re truly delusional if you think this going to end quietly. Your favorite liberal pundits NOT on late night are even saying this.

  • @nevadak3424
    @nevadak3424 Před rokem +1

    Hysterical, sorry historical date!!!

  • @cjmorris47
    @cjmorris47 Před rokem +2

    Too bad he didn't stay in jail till his trial...

  • @DavidJ222
    @DavidJ222 Před rokem +624

    Hillary: "Lock who up!?" 🤣🤣

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +19

      Roasted.

    • @DDd-gm8uz
      @DDd-gm8uz Před rokem +4

      Oh, definitely the both of you, Hildog.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Před rokem +29

      @@DDd-gm8uz Definitely??? There aren't even any charges being made against her right now. But sure Definitely.

    • @DDd-gm8uz
      @DDd-gm8uz Před rokem +1

      @@Logan_Baron Remember when Clinton pardoned his criminal associates? Fun times.

    • @fluffyness2990
      @fluffyness2990 Před rokem

      This bitch should also be indicted, that's for sure

  • @BlackCat-dm7se
    @BlackCat-dm7se Před rokem +190

    and then America was saved by a porn star, the end

    • @miguel213
      @miguel213 Před rokem +1

      Lol nice highlight

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 Před rokem +2

      😂🤣😂

    • @DDd-gm8uz
      @DDd-gm8uz Před rokem +2

      Checks out.

    • @jimyarbrough9935
      @jimyarbrough9935 Před rokem +1

      Well not quiet the end, there are a couple more chapter. Like the one where he tries to steal an election in Georgia then the one then the one about him stealing classified documents.

    • @chheinrich8486
      @chheinrich8486 Před rokem +6

      Thats something not even hollywood could come up with

  • @sandyozuna3442
    @sandyozuna3442 Před rokem +5

    Steven that was wonderful. We've all been waiting for this day. You are very funny and witty yet truthful.😅

  • @communitygardener17
    @communitygardener17 Před rokem +1

    I long for the jury foreman to stand and cry out those immortal words, Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak Před rokem +210

    Somewhere in Martha's Vineyard, Obama and Hillary are drinking champagne and doing a "lock him up" chant. 😉

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +167

    MTG equating King Baby Coward's ordeal to the tribulations of a black man and a Middle Eastern man is the whitest thing a Karen could possibly do.

    • @rosalie4797
      @rosalie4797 Před rokem +17

      Please don't insult women named Karen just because of one idiot.
      Comparing that twit to men who stood for good and thinking she's made her point shows her ignorance.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +1

      @@rosalie4797 so Karen's off the table? Fine, how about "Crazy Unhinged Nazi Terrorist" instead? Abbreviate that for your own convenience.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před rokem +8

      @@77Creation I feel sorry for women with that name now!

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader Před rokem +1

      Especially a fascist comparing Donnie Dimwit to a fascist regime arresting a black man for protesting while black, and a fake Christian Nationalist comparing Donnie Dimwit to a Middle Eastern man arrested for preaching without a license. This fascist, white supremacist, antisemitic, anti-Muslim, anti-Catholic, homophobic little twit with fewer brains than a pet rock and less loyalty than a dead iguana thinks she has "owned the libs"? Isn't it funny that whenever these MAGAnut morons try to "own the libs" they always own themselves instead?

    • @MgSc70
      @MgSc70 Před rokem +3

      @@rosalie4797 I so agree100%!!! It doesn't and has never made any sense, they spoke about this on a podcast the name Karen🌹 was the number one sweetheart name 1950s 1960s 1970s. One of the most American names to name baby girls. People continue to name their baby girls Karen🌹 after their grandmothers/ mothers. There is nobody in office by that name that did anything wrong and it is deeply hurt many women and little girls. Thank goodness it's not used anymore only by a few ignorant

  • @NotAnotherTheory
    @NotAnotherTheory Před rokem

    Can someone please pass a bill that forbids Marjorie Taylor Greene from speaking in public and through all forms of media for that matter...

  • @barbmoledor132
    @barbmoledor132 Před rokem +2

    He was late because he had to get his spray tan and get that hair combed just right!!!

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 Před rokem +1159

    I think what made him angriest was when no one held the door for him when he walked into the court. He'd better get used to it.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 Před rokem +116

      oh, I'm hoping he gets to move into a gated community where the staff opens the door for him every time he enters or leaves a room.

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +26

      Roasted.

    • @RansomeStoddard
      @RansomeStoddard Před rokem +25

      @@kenbrown2808 lol!!!

    • @Gingerhannah23
      @Gingerhannah23 Před rokem +61

      That was hysterical- I don’t think he’s ever not had a door held open for him lol what with his tiny hands and T-Rex arms 😂

    • @petepierre6458
      @petepierre6458 Před rokem +33

      That was pure gold!

  • @evanflynn4680
    @evanflynn4680 Před rokem +39

    Him complaining about the weak turnout, yet also being two and a half hours late? People got shit to do. They aren't going to sit around all day. Especially this mob. They probably saw a McDonald's and thought they could go for some fine dining or something.

  • @junito611
    @junito611 Před rokem +1

    They would of held the door for him if he would of let them put the handcuffs on those tiny wrist…..😂😂😂😂

  • @BaconTomatoCheese
    @BaconTomatoCheese Před rokem +1

    @3:05 is just priceless… “ it’s not often you see a door hitting an ass on the way IN”…

  • @mitchzurbrigg2403
    @mitchzurbrigg2403 Před rokem +1585

    I've been waiting for this episode for 6 years

  • @AM-el4iv
    @AM-el4iv Před rokem +159

    The door hit him like the realization he's facing consequences for his actions for the first time.

  • @josephtovar3941
    @josephtovar3941 Před rokem

    Thank goodness for CZcams!! I have watched this at least 15 times laughing just as hard each time.
    This MUST be the winning Trump told us we would get tired of... but I'm not tired yet.

  • @Aldo07Cancino28Garcia6
    @Aldo07Cancino28Garcia6 Před 9 měsíci

    I'm still taking you to court for defamation and privacy invasion and I'm glad you record and post your shows so you have a lot of explaining in court

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 Před rokem +181

    “Its not often you see a door hitting an ass on the way in”. The jokes are spot on tonight.

  • @SuperBlessedKing
    @SuperBlessedKing Před rokem +108

    Lock Trump Up Immediately!!
    Sincerely,
    Generation Z Americans.
    🇺🇸

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +7

      90's kids too.

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 Před rokem +6

      70"s kid's, too!

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před rokem

      @@OneaeBlack 50s here....I'm almost 70 and hv never seen this in my lifetime....not the payments or business dealings....happens all the time.....but a lifetime cheetoe criminal FINALLY PAYS FOR HIS BS ❤️🤍💙💛🖖✌️😺😺😺🤣😅🍄🤡💩

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N Před rokem +5

      80's kids agree

    • @OrlaQuirk
      @OrlaQuirk Před rokem +3

      50s boomers are in, too!

  • @theresamurphy_hall9286
    @theresamurphy_hall9286 Před rokem +1

    GREAT day in American history!

  • @liberatedwoman
    @liberatedwoman Před rokem +1

    “Bail to the thief”, 🤪🤪🤪. “Stump the Trump”, “Dumpster Trumpster”, “Stormy Weather”. 👍🥰🤣💪💯♥️🇺🇸

  • @rnm5429
    @rnm5429 Před rokem +47

    It's not often you see a door hitting an ass on his way in 😅

  • @jamaicanaforeign5326
    @jamaicanaforeign5326 Před rokem +369

    "70 degrees and sunny with a chance of jail" is the perfect opening line for this monologue, kudos to the writers🤣🤣🤝

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN Před rokem

      GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
      MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T, THE POPE DIDN'T EITHER, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR CZcams STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP IDOLIZING & WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE!
      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

    • @bearin29
      @bearin29 Před rokem +8

      Gold!

    • @scottwhallin2461
      @scottwhallin2461 Před rokem

      Damn Girl You're Smokin Hot

    • @JusticeAlways
      @JusticeAlways Před rokem +6

      Great weather forecast...love it!😃

  • @CaliCarolyn
    @CaliCarolyn Před rokem +9

    Love you Stephen Colbert! 💕💕 You make me laugh no matter how down I am about the state of our great country. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 I have to admit Tuesday 1:24pm (ET) was better than sex!😂😉 The added bonus of seeing New Yorkers run that deranged dangerous MTG out of their city was priceless. I wasn’t sure I’d live to see the day because he’s never been held accountable and he’s been conning people his entire life.

  • @alittlebirdi
    @alittlebirdi Před rokem +1

    Hearing media folks trying to discern Trump's emotional state from a few images has me cringing out of my own skull. The man has one face. He doesn't show emotion! He is a blank slate floating in an endless void lol.

  • @nivoonairam8950
    @nivoonairam8950 Před rokem +50

    It's SUPER TUESDAY in America 🇺🇸

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +2

      THANKS Obama Day!!

    • @deecohen1383
      @deecohen1383 Před rokem +1

      NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🗽🥰🎉

    • @swagedelic
      @swagedelic Před rokem

      Love Super Tuesday, need to get some tacos, beer... celebrate!

  • @newqlar
    @newqlar Před rokem +18

    Waited SO DAMN LONG to hear Anderson Cooper utter those words. Next up: GUILTY.

  • @bc5612
    @bc5612 Před 10 měsíci

    The question is will SC go on TV when \Dump is found guilty and sent to jail for 100yrs even if the strike is still ongoing

  • @AloisAgos
    @AloisAgos Před rokem +115

    I need to constantly remind myself this is actually happening. I still keep thinking this is a dream I am going to wake up from. I need to relearn how to absorb joy and justice.

    • @claudiajacques2339
      @claudiajacques2339 Před rokem +1

      ❤❤❤🙏🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂😂

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 Před rokem +3

      Be kind to yourself. We're all stressed for that ahole, the pandemic, that crazed Putin & his war, etc. We all need to be kind. Stay safe. v

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem

      ROASTED.

    • @deecohen1383
      @deecohen1383 Před rokem +3

      Agreed. Its surreal. But in the best way possible

  • @GraceA8888
    @GraceA8888 Před rokem +51

    “Miranda wasn’t even his type” hahah

  • @lauradawson7676
    @lauradawson7676 Před rokem +1

    I love the door piece!

  • @spambedam
    @spambedam Před rokem +2

    I like Presidents who do their jobs with restraint and in silence. I don't like Presidents who have no restraint and are constant subjects of news bulletins and outraging me multiple times daily. Nobody ever heard of Millard Fillmore. There was a President who knew how to run the country, (or I guess he did. There's nothing of interest about Fillmore which is how it should be)

  • @sharihazlett3774
    @sharihazlett3774 Před rokem +415

    Love the court officer not holding the door. Absolutely brilliant

    • @bearwill4737
      @bearwill4737 Před rokem

      Fellow Officer's died, on Jan. 6th, because of the trumptard. Had I been on duty, the mini gun would have come out & cleared the porch of all of the trash.

    • @DrReginaldFinleySr
      @DrReginaldFinleySr Před rokem +1

      Certainly, it was just an oversight. 🙂

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před rokem +7

      @@DrReginaldFinleySr It was habit and nothing more. The guard is not there to hold doors for "defendants."

    • @beataylorsdeeppinkecstasy9013
      @beataylorsdeeppinkecstasy9013 Před rokem +3

      But not as brilliant as SC's "" ass coming in the door comment. "

    • @nicholeh1280
      @nicholeh1280 Před rokem +5

      Get your own door, criminal.

  • @stevengeorges9046
    @stevengeorges9046 Před rokem +215

    I'm sure if I was 3 hours late to a court arraignment, the judge would understand. 🙄

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před rokem +4

      That one confused me. Because he had to present himself at 2pm, why would he leave at 11am?

    • @c2757
      @c2757 Před rokem +10

      @@sheilaboston7051 Yeah. May I suggest (a) engage listening mode and then (b) watch that bit again.

    • @ParahSalin
      @ParahSalin Před rokem +5

      And would reward you with a nice fine

    • @yuki-sakurakawa
      @yuki-sakurakawa Před rokem +3

      Always leave early for TSA security checks.

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 Před rokem

      You can't remember?

  • @drnancysjohnson3844
    @drnancysjohnson3844 Před 9 měsíci

    PENSIVE???? He just looks like his old ordinary angry, mean self!
    But what’s important today is that Mr. Colbert is at the top of his game! It’s good to see him again!

  • @shaunig6716
    @shaunig6716 Před 9 měsíci

    I want to buy the officer who didn’t hold the door a drink! Thank you sir! 🍻

  • @gonefishing11
    @gonefishing11 Před rokem +84

    He'll be back! There's indictment #2 , indictment #3, and, possibly, indictment #4!

    • @oakhauser
      @oakhauser Před rokem +4

      There could be a tv show for this : 1 episode = 1 indictment

    • @stephenfrench3888
      @stephenfrench3888 Před rokem +2

      Possibly even more 🙂

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před rokem +7

      The E Jean Carroll trial starts shortly - that seems to have been forgotten about.

    • @Stacy-
      @Stacy- Před rokem +3

      ​@@sheilaboston7051- Well that one isn't criminal & only about money.
      When is GA going to follow NY's glorious steps?

    • @oldauntzibby4395
      @oldauntzibby4395 Před rokem +2

      ​@@Stacy- rape isn't criminal?

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +243

    Man! In just a few short months Alvin Bragg has grown the biggest pair of balls in the whole Manhattan 👏🏽👏🏽 100% props to the Braggster!!

    • @Squashed8Ball
      @Squashed8Ball Před rokem +3

      Bragg still has questions to answer as to why he killed off the investigation into Trump's other business anomalies and bank fraud allegations.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před rokem +4

      Let's just hope Willis in GA....Smith and Garland in DC.....he has gotten away WAY TO LONG🖖✌️🍄🤡💩😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🥺

    • @pm-ql4lp
      @pm-ql4lp Před rokem +3

      Too bad he doesn’t have the balls to arrest the criminals. He lets them go free.

    • @deecohen1383
      @deecohen1383 Před rokem +1

      SO PROUD OF OUR CITY! 🗽🎉

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN Před rokem

      GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
      MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T, THE POPE DIDN'T EITHER, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR CZcams STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP IDOLIZING & WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE!
      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

  • @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox

    He 🤡 looked angry, 😡scared, 😧worried, 😒frustrated, 🤥 and overwhelmed😟 but angry big time 🤬 and I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.🤣😂🤣😂

  • @JustinKemmling
    @JustinKemmling Před rokem

    Just give them another fucking Pulitzer already. Monologues like this are just so good.

  • @MunchKING
    @MunchKING Před rokem +26

    Staten Island? He should be more worried they move him to *Rikers* Island. :D

    • @danielhorne640
      @danielhorne640 Před rokem +3

      Meet your new roomie Donny: Thunderdick!

    • @bearwill4737
      @bearwill4737 Před rokem

      @@danielhorne640 Haha, Property of Big Bubba Thunderdick...lmao

    • @bearwill4737
      @bearwill4737 Před rokem

      Deliverance, Squeal like a pig...Boy...lmao

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před rokem

      maybe lindsay graham will serve his prison term for flumpy... seems like he might.

  • @JayTee2985
    @JayTee2985 Před rokem +79

    “He looks like a defeated man.” That quote will never get old.
    Seems like somebody really got “tired of winning.” 😂😂😂

  • @janetlabate5817
    @janetlabate5817 Před rokem +1

    It's about time

  • @stevechappellie904
    @stevechappellie904 Před rokem

    MTG just needs to shut her mouth and LEARN facts and correct history.

  • @t0mn8r35
    @t0mn8r35 Před rokem +975

    "Fewer people at the current rally than imprisoned for your last one." Now that is comedy gold, Jerry, gold!

    • @mudshark6782
      @mudshark6782 Před rokem +4

      Who's Jerry?

    • @t0mn8r35
      @t0mn8r35 Před rokem

      @@mudshark6782 Jerry Seinfeld.

    • @NuiYabuko
      @NuiYabuko Před rokem +7

      ​@@mudshark6782 Seinfeld?

    • @lisadiane55
      @lisadiane55 Před rokem +17

      I personally will never stop quoting Seinfeld. Suitable in every situation.

    • @nicknomski8399
      @nicknomski8399 Před rokem +2

      Fewer FBI agents too

  • @garymorell6924
    @garymorell6924 Před rokem +1

    Would anyone care to make a guess as to what Trump's blood pressure readings are these days ? You would have to apply the inverse ratio theory: legal bills up, net worth down , blood pressure up.

  • @NTV_F
    @NTV_F Před rokem +1

    Just this audience was louder than all of the supporters for t-Rump who came to protest

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem +68

    Sesame Street’s Count von Count: “1 felony count, ah ah ah. 2 felony counts, ah ah ah. 3 felony counts, ah ah ah…” 🧛🏼‍♂️

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Před rokem +426

    Happy Arraignment Day, everybody!

    • @mickylawless1941
      @mickylawless1941 Před rokem +15

      April 4, 2023! A day I shall celebrate every year!

    • @OneaeBlack
      @OneaeBlack Před rokem +7

      THANKS Obama Day!!

    • @connordorsey9959
      @connordorsey9959 Před rokem +5

      @@mickylawless1941 celebrate conviction day

    • @suzannegiannini85
      @suzannegiannini85 Před rokem +6

      One we will celebrate every year from now on. How shall we celebrate? Throw navel oranges at pumpkins and try to knock them off fence posts? We can even draw faces on the pumpkins...Toast the person who knocks over the most with orange juice.

    • @weaponizedglitter69
      @weaponizedglitter69 Před rokem +4

      Thanks