Jim Jordan Loses AGAIN, Trump’s Vile Scumbag Move, Biden Visits Israel & MyPillow Mike’s Plea
Vložit
- čas přidán 19. 05. 2024
- President Joe Biden was in Israel to meet with Prime Minister Netanyahu, Donald Trump may have violated his gag order by sharing the address of Attorney General Leticia James, Jim Jordan lost again in his bid to become Speaker of the House, George Santos and Lauren Boebert were seen yucking it up on the house floor, MyPillow man Mike Lindell is having financial difficulties and very much wants Jimmy to be on his telethon, another sport is trying to get the attention of Taylor Swift, and the monologue is interrupted by two very enthusiastic Martin Scorsese fans in the audience.
SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #Kimmel: bit.ly/JKLSubscribe
Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live Website : bit.ly/JKLWebsite
Like Jimmy Kimmel on Facebook: bit.ly/KimmelFB
Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on Facebook: bit.ly/JKLFacebook
Follow @JimmyKimmel on Twitter: bit.ly/KimmelTW
Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on Twitter: bit.ly/JKLTwitter
Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on Instagram: bit.ly/JKLInstagram
About Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is well known for its huge viral video successes, with over 15 billion views and more than 18 million subscribers on the show’s CZcams channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy CZcams Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.” - Komedie
Jim Jordan should be in prison for his part in J 6th .
And for covering up sexual assaults by an Ohio State Doctor
💙🎯💙
@@lambert581 First crimes first.🤷🏼
Yeah you tell em Denise 🙄
What country are you from?
There is a very good chance every victim of all of the vindictive prosecutions will be pardoned by the next R prez.
He's NOT an attorney...NEVER passed the Bar exam.
But he loves Toxic Trump
He obviously never attended his constitutional law class.
Since when does wrestling apply as a skill in Congress? I guess arm-twisting plays a role here.
VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙
yes...keep America heading toward the ground like a dart
@@brianclark9110you pegged the Treason tRUMP regime perfectly ! Why do you think that so many of his cabinet members have called him out as being inept and uneducated.
He’s not an attorney and he’s been on the job 16 years and never passed a single bill.🤦🏼♀️
Thank you!!! I can’t believe he was called that.
Yeah IKR! He never even sat for the bar exam!
But he was a wrestler
I don't think hardly any of the republicans have. Let's vote them all out
Jordan recieved a degree in Education from Ohio University.
In 2001 he recieved a Juris Doctor from Capital University in DC. But reportedly never sat for the bar examination in any state, meaning he never practiced law
45 sitting there seething with anger, makes my day.
The Dumpster is gonna have a stroke so bad in court one of these days he's gonna get a double hernia.
@@robertgoerss🤣
Joe Biden is a predator
“And you know where our former president is… that’s right he’s in court…” lol Yes, keep calling him out, Jimmy! And drawing attention to his court appearances!!
why isn't Brandon in court for accepting millions from China and Ukraine??
@@brianclark9110what about what about what about
Anybody else get movie Idiocracy vibes? Best qualification for the new speaker Republicans are putting out is that he was good at wrestling. Absolutely hilarious.
An attorney! He NEVER PASSED the bar!
Bobert and santos, a match made in the depths of hell
He wasn’t a Lawyer. He failed the bar test.
Lol!
The one thing I like about My Pillow Mike is that he does have a sense of humor. Instead of getting outraged at Jimmy for poking fun at him, he joins in on the fun. Not too many MAGA do that.
Honestly when Mike was in Jimmy’s show I was surprised at his attitude. He’s a good sport. I think I might support him that way he can deal with the lawyers with ease
@@MegaHunter90210his pillows are lumpy garbage.
"I would pick him up in my plane". That shocked me, too, and I literally said with Jimmy "you still have a plane?!".😂
lol but it would be so funny if he made it to the telethon
?hidden money?
Trump 4 Prison
2024 🇺🇸👍
Trump for cell number 2024!
He can claim the square footage!
tRump 20-24 years in prison
I'd be happy with "Trump tarred and feathered 2024"
@@osamabinladenssecondgirlfr4241
💙🎯💙
The "bowling" bit had me rolling! 🤣🤣😂
the "ketchup for his steak" line flew WAY too far under the radar, that was GREAT! 🤣
Jim was never an attorney he tried eight time to pass the bar exam but never did.
I would just be happy if we never heard from Trump again.
The news media should start ignoring him. People are bored with his looney antics.
I'll take one last time ....... "Do you have any last request?"
I'm pretty sure that if a day goes by that he isn't on television, he will slowly fade from existence. And that is why he keeps sticking his foot in his mouth.
@@shawnduffy3380Please, ASAP!
They should put him on a day time soap opera show
George knew he was safe, and wasn’t getting a feel. I’ll bet that baby he was holding is Granny Bo-Bo’s grandkid!
Jimmy the King of comedy ❤ Keep rocking man 😂👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽
Keep America sane. Thank God Jimmy Kimmel is back!
Jimmy Kimmel is a predator. His day is coming.
I came across this today, and thought about it when seeing the differences between Biden and Trump -
Confidence is quiet
Insecurity is loud
💯💯
the other difference...the country was strong under Trump
@@brianclark9110 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@brianclark9110 You either need to stop or start taking mushrooms.
Truth in a nutshell!!
😂 Gym Jordan isn't a lawyer, he never passed the bar.. calling him a successful lawyer is the biggest maga Republican party lie.!!
is that your professional opinion, counselor?
But he did watch every episode of Matlock.
That's because he is a "DUNCE"
@@DavidKyle Are you suggesting that you have to be a lawyer to know if someone's passed the bar?
Jim Jordan does not know Deus. Vivtas. Rem. God, reality, truth.
Yes, Biden is old. But he is also very wise. Trump is old too, but emotionally an utterly spoiled toddler.
Who wears diapers due to his adderall addiction
Trump is Mentally Ill
have u ever heard the tragedy of darth biden the wise?
Your mama
So true!
I can never get tired of Trump nicknames. Tanny Soprano is just perfection 😂
I’ve made up and collected almost 100 to date. It’s a hobby of sorts😂
@@PatousMcGore321 you're sitting on a goldmine 😂
@@PatousMcGore321Being such a narcissist, I wonder what nickname he gave himself.
@@stevehensley5096 he used to refer to himself as "The Donald"...🤣
not pretentious or anything. Now just "The Defendant".
@@PatousMcGore321You should publish a book😊!
I was a state champion wrestler in my senior year of high school in 2007.
In no way, shape, or form does that make me qualified to be the Speaker of the House of Representatives. If anything, being an excellent high school wrestler should arguably DISQUALIFY one from the job, because we've all been concussed just a few too many times.
Yeah because all the fine "qualified" folks in Congress are doing such a good job running the country that anybody but Jordan will do! K
He was not a lawyer he couldn't pass the bar.
It’s HARD to overlook JJ’s background at Ohio State. no pun intended.
Maybe George Santos looks happy because he got a little 'touchy, grabby' moment with Lauren 'Gropey' Boebert.
Kimmel gets under Trumps skin like no other late night host...
I'm all for it
I Liked this up from 45. 😏
@@pipermccool ty
No, Kimmel get under everyone's skin.
Lmao.. you got one🤭
@@stevereed8786 ...Not Ashli Babbitt's. LMFAO!
Jim Jordan never took the bar exam so he was never an attorney. And yet he chairs the House Judiciary Committee.
I'd be creeped out by My Pillow Guy stalking and fangirling me.
Jim Jordan, 16 years in Congress accomplishing absolutely nothing of merit & yet, still coasting on his highschool years.
Glory days-Bruce Springsteen.
Vote him out Ohio 🎉
@charlesasmith, Have you seen his district? It’s one of the most gerrymandered in the country.
If my choices were reduced to Jim Jordan or Mike Lindell I vote we all flee the planet!
Quality security work from Mr Rodriguez 😂
You’d think the guy who did nothing to stop sexual abuse against wrestlers wouldn’t want people mentioning his own wrestling career.
One of those supporters for Jordan doesn’t know him at all. He’s not a lawyer, he could not pass the exam.
Is that a prediction?
@@johndododoe1411??? It’s historical fact.
@@user-ms2mu8jl1c I heard he never took it, so it must be a prediction he would fail if he tried .
It's good to have Jimmy back. America needs the truth.
That explains the reason for the strike and why the strike ended ?
Falling 'short' is routine for Rep. Jordan!!!
Jim Jordon Does NOT HAVE A Law Degree ! HE IS NOT A LAWYER JUST A PERSON WITH A BIG MOUTH
Wrestling history should be the last thing to bring up when it comes to Jim Jordan.
First thing. He's conspired to conceal sexual abuse claims by hundreds of victims for years.
Or the first thing, if you want to DISQUALIFY him...
@@ammaleslie509 definitely, it’s more something republicans shouldn’t bring up.
Who better than a wrestler to overthrow the government?
The bowler skit and Martin Scorsese was the best skit I seen on the show in while.😂
Stone cold steve Austin has too much integrity to be a Republican speaker of the house.
He sure does
Snap into a slim jim oh yeahhh.
Wait that was Randy Savage who said that lol
The late Curt "Mr. Perfect" Henning would have been a great candidate for Speaker.
Fits right in with the other slimy cheats in the GQP. 😂
Jordan isn’t an attorney. He couldn’t pass the bar exam.
You know what else Jordan’s never passed? A single piece of legislation in 16 years in Congress.
How common is that in either party? I was a rep fo years and I can say they dont want ot make things, they want to take things. More legislation to them is more spending. So why make legislation? Chaos lies and confusion ARE thier party platform, specifically because it stops government from functioning. Dems need it to function to help people while thier entire platform is to take it all away. Jordan is EXACTLY what it mean to be a republican.
He has undoubtedly past the low bar many times!
Bar exam??? He couldn't pass a kidney stone.
I'm guessing he also couldn't pass any bar....especially on dollar margarita night. 😂
I'll see myself out.
3:03.
Never, *NEVER* zoom in on Laura Loomer's face like that again!
That effortless glide into a Joe Pesci rant was laugh out loud amazing
Jim Jordan has never been a lawyer. He never passed the bar.
Should just elect a golden retriever to be “barker.” A golden retriever would win the speakership on cuteness alone. Can’t say that about any Republican. And the golden retriever would probably get more stuff done. You’d never get that gavel back, though.😮
I have always felt that this country elevates sports and sports figures waaayy too much. Into realms it has no business being in.
Tubberville is another example.
OMG JIMMY is hilarious!!! I had to rewatch the trump in court part. HILARIOUS!!!
“This seasons’s best selling Halloween mask…” LOL, good line…
3:55 in case you missed the memo he is not a member of the bar. He is not a practicing attorney. He’s an insurrectionist you’re not mentioning that though.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, welcome back Jimmy Kimmel 🤗❤️👍
Boy that last bit made me miss the writers strike.
I could watch the Mike Lindell sh*t show 24 hours a day. The best writers in the world can't make anything half as funny.
Mike Lindell is a Joke that never gets old!!!
The constitution says we need a Speaker, not a republican party.
I nominate you, James Turner.
@@squeaky7798🎉!
We need to vote ❎ them out.
I nominate you as well James turner 🥩
@@squeaky7798 I think they need to split up these parties. Their made up rules are stopping us from following the law.
I'll never grow tired of Jim Jordan losing.
Happy day...
Way to go gymbag
Jackit Off Gym Jordan will look the other way every time.
Because you just love losing, no matter where it comes from...loser.
Jim Jordan did not pass the bar exam , therefore, he is not an attorney. 😮
I nominate Stormy Daniels for Speaker! She clearly knows how to deal with little issues and disasters!!!
I second that😂😂😂
I would agree but there’s not mushroom to do so😂😂😂😂
I nominate Hunter...he has ties to "the big guy"
The fact you think a pornstar should be a speaker speaks volumes of how far we have strayed from humanity.
I thought that you were going to say she knows how to deal with little pricks
Gotta hand it to the President, first Kyiv now Israel. Both active war zones,and not surrounded by thousands of American troops. Didn't see the other guy do that.
No, the other Guy developed bone spurs again😂
No, we saw the other guy setting the stage for it all to happen.
C'mon look at his walk to the church with the upside down bible, screams tough 😂😂😂
@peterharris38
Wasn't actually upside down. In close up photos you can see the writing on the seam.
@@terri6854 ... and the ribbon was sticking out at the bottom. But all the rest of the cr@p he did that day was true.
I thought there would've been a joke about that birds nest on his head in that courthouse shot 🤣
Jimmy makes me laugh out loud.
I love him.
I remember when Speaker votes were just a formality and not really news, Now it's a must watch
Or don't hold a vote until you have the votes. I guess the Republican majority whip isn't effective, either.
@@Dora-hi2nwit’s because they always had the votes worked out before hand because the parties were better organized
they’d have a candidate and know the outcome because that’s how it’s supposed to work
I actually worked for my Congressional Representative, and I had no idea that the Speakership was unmoored from being a member of the House.
a must watch if you like watching paint dry
Kinda like affirming military promotions and awarding diplomatic positions 🙄
The Republicans are the defensive team, blocking.... the Democrats the offence, scoring......
Mike Lindell is obsessed with jimmy.
I had to rewatch the "reviously on Jimmy Kimmel" 3x. 😂
I always had a gold cross growing up-Italian Catholic-but I NEVER wore it outside my clothes, for vanity. Like Mr. Pillow. Go pray in a closet.
That's maga Christians in a nutshell
As one of the people, let me assure you Jimbo, I don't want YOU. I'm surprised he figured out how to put on a jacket.
Don't kick Guilhermo! LOL
God DAMN! That dodge-ball Jedi maneuver was impressive but COLD AS ICE. ❄️🧊🥶🤣
Gym Jordan never passed the bar exam, fact.
Now Jim Jordan needs to lose 14 more times and McCarthy will no longer be the most pathetic Speaker in the House's 200+ years of history.
McCarthy no longer being the most pathetic Speaker would imply Jim Jordan actually becomes the speaker. I would rather that not happen.
Sad so sad
@@magnetospinThat's an ABSOLUTE " I agree!"
Lol.
Gym Jordan has been in the congress for 16 years and NOT A SINGLE LEGISLATIVE BILLS PASSED! SIXTEEN YEARS!!!! The man won't last in a taco bell as an employee
Pillow is obsessed with you Jimmy!😂
The Biden is old jokes are, themselves, getting old. Dark Brandon is a badass.
They forget that drumpty don is 3 short years younger, and countless braincells lighter
3:48 That wrestling reference isn’t as helpful as Republicans think it is. . .
Thank Goodness the writers are back at work!! Political comedy shows like Jimmy Kimmel keep us sane in these whacko times!!!!😂🤪😍
I wish I was the head of those unions. I would’ve demanded that we never hear of Trump again then we will go back to work.
Shows like Kimmel rot your right lobe.
Times like these are because of brandon
His opinion about Trump and politics should be left out! Especially when they're part of the narrative to take Trump down because he knows the truth he's going to take care of everybody that's been doing things for kids Hollywood's nervous because they're all going to be accountable and punished!
@@conanthegreat4418 clearly you are speaking from the perspective of having no lobes.
13:29 That kick 🤣
they forget about him not reporting sexual assault allegations of the kids that trusted him. Apparently he knew about everything
Jimbo Jordan is the crooked sheriff that gives you directions straight to the Texas chainsaw massacre house.
WOW !!! I thought Jordan was a no good, low down insurrectionist who conspired to keep sexual accusers to having there day in court. We got to decide. Chainsaws are nasty business in the wrong hands. I've seen the promos for those movies !
The Martin Scorsese bit was the worst thing I’ve seen on Kimmel in my life. Fire those writers, wow that was bad
I wanted to like it, but it just wasn’t funny. Guess they can’t all be Drunk Trump….lol
GYM and attorney...NOPE GYM FAILED THE BAR EXAM
So he's a scrappy 'wrastler', and he has a history of keeping secrets, you'd think he'd be their top choice.
He is .
He already lost the fraud case. This is to determine the fines and penalties.
When the Trump gang gives out people's addresses,they fully understand that that person life is now in danger.
Everyone knows Joe Biden s address except Joe Biden ! He has brought this country TOGETHER exactly like he promised 🎉
the bowling bit was a banger!!! the bowling community is tight and seeing people I know on this was awesome
"That's the second-happiest a man has ever looked sitting next to Lauren Boebert". That's a great joke!! 🤣🤣🤣
You lose.Cry louder
Lindell went into the wrong business. His empire would be safe if he was a televangelist grifter.
Or stick with his successful pillow company. His mistake was touching toxic Trump
The Venn diagram of gullible people that believe BS from tele-evangelists and support tre45on tRump has way too much of an overlap.
@@neale3871 THIS. Trump destroys everything he touches.
He tried exactly this career change with Frank Speech and now Lindell TV, right?
You mean he's not?
So I'm lost that's now only 200 pedifiles who voted for Gym Jordan...? it's Hard to keep up..
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You still have a PLANE?" 😂
So glad Jimmy is back. ❤
Unfun fact: Jim Jordan was a wrestling coach, I believe it was for Ohio state, and he ignored several kids who complained they were being sexually assaulted by the doctor. Jordan begged one of the brothers of a victim to lied about his assault, saying Jordan had tears in his eyes
I recall it was 117 wrestlers. Not several.
Yes, and the Republican talking point is that "no one" has ever come forward with evidence Gym Jordan knew about the abuse, or, he was the assistant coach and had no power to do anything about it anyway, or, Biden's mishandling of classified documents is way way worse than trump's and he must go to jail. Literally heard one of them say those things in one 5-min segment.
I come for the previously on Jimmy Kimmel, I stay for the twists, I live for punchy Jimmy.
That was the BEST pre-show video I have ever seen. And I've seen a LOT. OMG that was GOLD Jerry, Gold!!!!
"Melania leaving because he might be in the mood" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 .
Yes 😂🎉
Gym Jordan is Russia's choice
5:04 where are her hands at?😂🤣🤪
The Mike Lindell "My Pillow" guy clip piece was hilarious - cannot locate bath towels on his website - LMAO
Maybe Gym could ask the electoral college for help... after all in 2016 they put a republican in office who didn't have a majority popular vote!.
And 2000. And 1876. Yes, I'm still bitter about 2000.
😊😊
and the country went to hell when he left office
and a lot of Russian help!
@@brianclark9110Hell is home for Donald Trump.
If you make "old" jokes about Biden you have to make the same for Trump. But honestly I'd rather not have those jokes: They're getting old.
You clearly don’t know about bidens dementia. That should drive a dirty joke through your argument.
Saying that old people jokes aren't funny because "they're getting old" sounds pretty ageist if you ask me.
Just saying man.
Yeah I don't get why he does those. It's like some stupid pollster said that "jokes about Biden's age trend well with the 21-35 demographic"
Clever.
*baddum psh*