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  • The U.S. and Russian militaries made direct contact with each other over the Black Sea, Florida’s governor appears to be giving aid and comfort to Russia’s leader, and the former president’s new lawyer came straight from the discount attorney bin.
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  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 Před rokem +293

    Yale needs to revoke his degree. What horrendous PR for that school.

    • @peacelove2.0.69
      @peacelove2.0.69 Před rokem +7

      Like #16 👍

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Před rokem +27

      Lol sure, what awful PR for the school with decades of bribery scandals, who already gave us Clarence Thomas, John Ashcroft, Gerald Ford and BOTH Bush presidents.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před rokem +11

      They’ve given us a lot of people of similar traits.

    • @gingw7333
      @gingw7333 Před rokem

      Apparently ethics classes at Yale have massive deficiencies.

    • @moonhunter9993
      @moonhunter9993 Před rokem +2

      good idea... plenty of time still

  • @dirkavery4445
    @dirkavery4445 Před rokem +69

    Tucker Carlson has an edit of the drone encounter showing the politeness of the Russian Su-27 sightseeing planes.

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 Před rokem +4

      They were escorting the plane to keep it safe.

  • @jackieedmondson8422
    @jackieedmondson8422 Před rokem +22

    Ronald Reagan would funnel crack into your neighborhood in Russia!! Fuk yeah!!!! That was epic 🤣

  • @pdoylemi
    @pdoylemi Před rokem +35

    WW II was a territorial dispute too. Hitler wanted all of Europe, and Europe disputed that idea.

    • @awaredeshmukh3202
      @awaredeshmukh3202 Před rokem +3

      Yeah. They're literally suggesting appeasement à la Neville Chamberlain

  • @craigjohnson4182
    @craigjohnson4182 Před rokem +83

    Wow! A history major at Yale who wants to BAN HISTORY. "HA-HA, I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT AMERICAN HISTORY! NOW, NO ONE ELSE SHALL!"

    • @tinfoilslacks3750
      @tinfoilslacks3750 Před rokem +3

      If you forget history you're doomed to repeat it. If you want to repeat history you must destroy it.

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. Před rokem +39

    Martin Scorsese is already wanting Tacopino to star in his next gangster movie.

    • @lorinelson7523
      @lorinelson7523 Před rokem

      Tacopino is Trump's idea of a "tough" lawyer. Or a mob style lawyer. Trump thinks he's a mob boss.

  • @matthewfranzen1339
    @matthewfranzen1339 Před rokem +13

    "Funneling crack into your neighborhood"...that was absolutely brilliant...!

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 Před rokem +132

    I love the smile on Ari's face as he tries to grab that paper 😂

    • @courtneyk5916
      @courtneyk5916 Před rokem +9

      What do you think he was saying in his head? I can't decide if it's "Are you f*cking KIDDING ME?" Or "You want this? You want thiiisss??" 😂

    • @Jaq365
      @Jaq365 Před rokem +7

      "You want my papers? You can't HANDLE my papers!"

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak Před rokem

      Tacopina also represented one of the J6 defendants who was charged with injuring Officer Sicknick, and Tacopina's written and oral defense argument was his client was only in DC because he was following what he thought were orders from the President adding that J6 was 100% Trump's fault.

  • @lucycostello2349
    @lucycostello2349 Před rokem +47

    Graham said "...flying in international waters...". Wait a second, how is that even physically possible?

    • @nomenclature9373
      @nomenclature9373 Před rokem +8

      Hydroplaning

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před rokem +10

      birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly

    • @rosalie4797
      @rosalie4797 Před rokem +1

      Zing zing zing! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Před rokem +1

      @@nomenclature9373 "Hydroplaning" - Nope; hydroplaning is what happens when your tires lose contact with the ground and start skiing on the surface of the water. Flying (in this context) means "over water", hydroplaning means "on water", and swimming means "in water".

    • @nicole-me2oj
      @nicole-me2oj Před rokem +1

      @No More r/whoosh

  • @RH-wj4rz
    @RH-wj4rz Před rokem +309

    Oh man, that Yale joke was priceless!

    • @thurayya8905
      @thurayya8905 Před rokem +16

      It was a lock😉.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před rokem +2

      Great joke writing!😅

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před rokem

      If any of the professors at those Ivy league colleges that gave diplomas to the plethora of individuals we see spouting some gibberish everyday on tv had any integrity... They clearly do not.

    • @mikegarfield8765
      @mikegarfield8765 Před rokem

      Sublime!

    • @reubengreen4830
      @reubengreen4830 Před rokem

      Not as good as the "blob of seaweed".

  • @crypto_que
    @crypto_que Před rokem +7

    “Take them down by funneling crack into their neighborhoods” Colbert is on another level! Reacted the same way Lewis Cato did.

  • @nicholea5526
    @nicholea5526 Před rokem +82

    Props to the graphics team for the Cuban missile wedgie image. Also, the irony of a History major from Yale, DeSanits, outlawing students in his state from learning history is too rich.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak Před rokem +2

      I think the proposed FL bill that will require anyone with a blog that uses any politician's name once to register the blog with the state is an incredibly slippery slope. I guess this is the modern US version of 1930.
      Also, DeSantis had quite a different opinion on Putin and Ukraine in 2015 when he was campaigning and was asked about Ukraine/Russia.

    • @elegantslave0lolguy739
      @elegantslave0lolguy739 Před 10 měsíci

      Blah blah changed opinion.

  • @Evehawk87
    @Evehawk87 Před rokem +609

    😂 that Ronald Reagan joke! That was amazing!

    • @King_Bob99
      @King_Bob99 Před rokem

      Blk ppl should get over it.. how long are you going to hold a grudge

    • @suzandouglass5241
      @suzandouglass5241 Před rokem +25

      Uncle Ronnie also would have done it covertly...

    • @vfvvhv
      @vfvvhv Před rokem +12

      went over my head -what is it about

    • @jonbongjovi1869
      @jonbongjovi1869 Před rokem

      @@vfvvhv the crack epidemic wasn't organic.
      the right wing flooded black neighborhoods with it.
      the entire history of our govt is sick nazism.
      (We even created the nazis! WALLST funded the creation of Team Adolf in 1920, to go kill them russian commie jews who had just killed ALL THE RICH PEOPLE the year before, in 1919. The Russian Revolution!)
      (all of America's press HAILED HITLER from 1920 til 1941, no joke, cuz all press is owned by the rich Robber Barons who fear the poor rising up)

    • @silverpurkat
      @silverpurkat Před rokem +29

      OH...... SNAP! He went there 😂

  • @tytn9978
    @tytn9978 Před rokem +41

    the seaweed joke is a true winner! You got a few good laughs in this momologue. I enjoyed it all!

  • @cass_p
    @cass_p Před rokem +91

    It is absolutely wild (in the best possible way) that a mainstream platform is educating its viewers by speaking openly about the link between Reagan and the crack epidemic.

    • @ashton.m
      @ashton.m Před rokem

      Except he didn't speak "openly" about it. All he did was sling mud n tell us to "educate" ourselves... as if.

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 Před rokem +12

      @@ashton.m Did you educate yourself about it? I watched it happen in real time.

    • @ashton.m
      @ashton.m Před rokem

      @@Spiritof_76 Yes I did. You must be that one eyed king in the land of the blind?

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 Před rokem +15

      @@ashton.m So did you open your eyes? There are plenty of us who have, and had, our eyes open. I am definitely not the ONE person who knows about Iran/Contra and Ronnie Raygun's many other democracy suppressing misdeeds.

    • @ashton.m
      @ashton.m Před rokem

      @@Spiritof_76 Lol ok, Iran Contra now. That's a nice leap from the crack epidemic. We can cut this short. The crack epidemic came about from the Columbian Medelian cartel funnelling its product into American cities. Cities that lost manufacturing jobs thanks to massive unions making production expensive. People in those blue collar neighborhoods began opting for rich quick schemes dealing drugs. Many of them ended up in the slammer, thanks to Reagan's War on Drugs. We can do Iran Contra next, if you like.

  • @MarcF.Nielssen
    @MarcF.Nielssen Před rokem +49

    A lawyer who doesn't know that the law supersedes a private agreement is fully unqualified.

    • @lousialb8962
      @lousialb8962 Před rokem

      Not to mention that the NDA likely required DANIELS, not Trump, not to speak about it publicly.
      Or that the existence of an NDA strongly suggests that there was quite a lot to hide about the transaction.
      Or that even the bogus argument Trump was honouring the NDA contradicts the various earlier blustery assertions that Trump didn't lie.
      Or that "no comment" would have been an acceptable alternative to publicly lying were Trump actually subject to some condition of an NDA.
      Geez! I am not a lawyer, but even I can shoot this guy's arguments like fish in a barrel!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +422

    "Oh! We get salt for lunch today! * munch* Aw... is potato."

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před rokem +352

    George Santos has a new knapsack to help him organize his lies. He calls it his 'Over the Shoulder Devolder Folder Holder'...

    • @1ZEEDEE
      @1ZEEDEE Před rokem +16

      I lie... oops, I mean... I like it.

    • @norrisfong6445
      @norrisfong6445 Před rokem +14

      Last months model is better bc it's older. Its also not insulated and orange which makes it colder and bolder.

    • @KonradvonHotzendorf
      @KonradvonHotzendorf Před rokem +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Xammblu_Games
      @Xammblu_Games Před rokem +7

      Thumbs up for Opus!

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 Před rokem +4

      I can't approve unless it has a million sequins covering it!

  • @joshuacrawford9862
    @joshuacrawford9862 Před rokem +21

    Grabbing the evidence is one criminal defense strategy I never considered before.

    • @sherylhoward4831
      @sherylhoward4831 Před rokem +3

      Like Ari was holding the original evidence and not a copy and it's not on the teleprompter too.

  • @poodlewater666
    @poodlewater666 Před rokem +8

    i love it when stephen does characters! his bit as trumps new lawyer was great! more silliness! all the silly!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +500

    A Russian plane peed on the drone? Did they think Donnie was remote piloting it or something?

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 Před rokem

      They must have thought it was Donald Trump, I hear he loves Russian Urine

    • @Adzes
      @Adzes Před rokem +19

      lol

    • @Eurisko229
      @Eurisko229 Před rokem +15

      😅😂🤣💀

    • @kristysuggs3282
      @kristysuggs3282 Před rokem +16

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 Před rokem +2

      Thats a good one. Reminds me of the tape of biden being peed on in russia.

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron Před rokem +250

    "It's not a lie unless it's told in court"
    No, it's still a lie. It's just not perjury if it's not told in court under oath. You'd think a lawyer would do better.

    • @mrroboshadow
      @mrroboshadow Před rokem +33

      A good lawyer would do better
      But as Stephen said this one's from the discount bin

    • @michaelhughes9278
      @michaelhughes9278 Před rokem +18

      that guy was under the influence of something. my guess is roid rage or meth. i wonder if trump gives that stuff to his lawyers or if they just do it willingly.

    • @johnnyllooddte3415
      @johnnyllooddte3415 Před rokem +5

      you dont need to be in court nor under oath to perjure yourself.. thats STU pd

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Před rokem

      Well when the guy you're representing does nothing but lie,it's difficult to not look like an idiot if you're his lawyer, and Trump has made many lawyers look stupid.

    • @stillhere1425
      @stillhere1425 Před rokem +5

      That is what Trump gets for pro bono.

  • @loriann1506
    @loriann1506 Před rokem +35

    FYI: the attorney/ client privilege is null and void if your lawyer helps you commit a crime. Same with pardoning someone.

    • @loriann1506
      @loriann1506 Před rokem +2

      If you get a pardon you are admitting your guilt. Like when Bannon got caught stealing from the “Build the Wall” funds.

    • @ni8king885
      @ni8king885 Před rokem

      I need help for saving my life, anyone help me

  • @TheSuzberry
    @TheSuzberry Před rokem +45

    I’m pausing at 5:00 to say that calling “Tucker Carlson Tonight” Russian propaganda is absolutely correct. And thank you, Steve.

    • @emjayay
      @emjayay Před rokem

      Russian government propaganda TV runs Tucker and other Fox News clips all the time.

    • @elegantslave0lolguy739
      @elegantslave0lolguy739 Před 10 měsíci

      It's weak against yours

  • @shawnnewell4541
    @shawnnewell4541 Před rokem +161

    DeSantis was a history teacher? The Yale joke was fantastic!

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash Před rokem +21

      The history teacher that doesn't want anyone to learn history, go figure. 🙄

    • @maxmartin2763
      @maxmartin2763 Před rokem +11

      Yes. He was a high school history teacher and there's photos of him partying with his female students. Not joking.... 😀

    • @MinesAGuinness
      @MinesAGuinness Před rokem

      @JZ's BFF For eff's sake, stop. When historians say, "There are no truths in history," that isn't the point being made. Perhaps, if you hadn't fallen asleep for the rest of your education, it might be clearer as to the point about the duty to historical truth: the constant application and reapplication of the historical method. Ron DeSantis has clearly forgotten or corrupted that maxim into a trite excuse to dismiss and denounce historical evidence as and when it suits his own purposes with the faulty logic, "It might be a lie, because it doesn't agree with what I support." Don't fall into the same trap whilst attempting to argue against him. That's exactly the kind of electorate he wants.

    • @jamesnelles4484
      @jamesnelles4484 Před rokem +3

      only he made up any of the history part of teaching.

    • @JamesVomit
      @JamesVomit Před rokem +1

      ​@@maxmartin2763 who is in the photo? Where was it taken? When was it taken? Do you know the ages of each person the photo?
      Donald Trump was the first to post that photo, are we believing him now?

  • @robertboydston5834
    @robertboydston5834 Před rokem +10

    Definitely wasn't ready for the Reagan joke...
    FACTS!

  • @lallyk3945
    @lallyk3945 Před rokem +9

    Wow! Did not expect that Reagan joke!
    (At the same time, I'm glad people are finally acknowledging what the Reagan admin did.)

  • @ebybeehoney
    @ebybeehoney Před rokem +10

    If he's a Yale grad, they should think about taking back that diploma. Clearly he doesn't understand history.

  • @dagordon1041
    @dagordon1041 Před rokem +27

    Yale: Was that the university or the lock company?
    Good one!

  • @jjackson3240
    @jjackson3240 Před rokem +28

    Ya know a gathering of Rons is known as more Rons.

  • @sophierobinson2738
    @sophierobinson2738 Před rokem +5

    The Blob of Seaweed was the perfect cap to a great monologue!

  • @lindabratsch9091
    @lindabratsch9091 Před rokem +1

    Stephen Colbert’s Italian mobster accent is on point! It had me in tears!! 💀💀💀

  • @WalterPetrovic
    @WalterPetrovic Před rokem +43

    Yes! Revealing Reagan Truth. People just don't know.

  • @bluecanine3374
    @bluecanine3374 Před rokem +426

    Wow. He found a lawyer possibly worse than Rudy. That takes talent.

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim Před rokem +31

      No good lawyer will touch him with a ten foot pole. A client who will ask you to do illegal stuff, and throw you under the bus if you do, and berate and refuse to pay you if you don't.

    • @Raider8784
      @Raider8784 Před rokem

      Rudy? You mean the guy who took on the 5 NY mob families and won? The guy who got NYC through 9/11? The guy who cleaned that city up and had crime down to the lowest it's ever been?
      Yea what a worthless American he is. Not like you basement dwelling, anonymous nothings with an awful taste in TV shows. Yea you're the real heros. It must be so difficult just repeating the mainstream opinions you hear.
      Wtf have you idiots ever accomplished other than mocking people you've never met online? Pathetic.

    • @wolfslair31
      @wolfslair31 Před rokem +15

      Rudy: The Next Generation - to boldly go where stupidity has gone before!

    • @steemlenn8797
      @steemlenn8797 Před rokem

      @@wolfslair31 Congratulations, you have just made a few million trekkies so angry they are ready to piss on you!

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 Před rokem +2

      Lol

  • @MountainHawkPYL
    @MountainHawkPYL Před rokem +5

    4:30 Back in 1989, A friend of mine got accepted to Yale. I convinced another friend that it was a locksmithing college in Florida, and she believed me. Stephen stole my joke!

  • @teresathayn5170
    @teresathayn5170 Před rokem +221

    It's embarrassing that DeSantis and Trump are even being considered for OUR president! Oh lawd, help us!

    • @nikolaipersad4098
      @nikolaipersad4098 Před rokem +8

      THIS X 💯

    • @punako268
      @punako268 Před rokem

      Your on meth if u think Biden is doing anything for the u.s.

    • @arniciaurelian6767
      @arniciaurelian6767 Před rokem

      They protect you against Russia. Will burn you nuclear like rats. Maybe you didn't know that the US has 40% of Russian nuclear power!

    • @GodTierComments
      @GodTierComments Před rokem +6

      Trump should just give in to his nickname search and go for 'Ronald Rump'

    • @stan4now
      @stan4now Před rokem +9

      And that people will believe their lies despite the facts.

  • @---Tre---
    @---Tre--- Před rokem +27

    His new name should be Ron DeFascist. Though I would love for T&#^% to call him Tiny D on the debate stage.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 Před rokem

      I wouldn't be surprised if that did happen in a debate.

  • @Kat-yq6tl
    @Kat-yq6tl Před rokem +24

    I feel validated knowing I’m not the only one with the suspicion that judges are all naked under those robes

    • @Mataclysm
      @Mataclysm Před rokem +1

      Oh, it's mandatory. Going full commando gives them that feeling of power and smug superiority that they need to do their job.

  • @Culturewatcher
    @Culturewatcher Před rokem +40

    What a time when a non arrested governor is siding with a foreign power

    • @stan4now
      @stan4now Před rokem

      Russia helped T**** win. D***** wants Russia to help him now.

    • @W4rfire
      @W4rfire Před rokem +1

      to be fair, i would have no fuckin clue what to say either if i had to defend such an obviously guilty man who actively spreads out evidence against him all day. Not easy doing an interview like this.

    • @wendydabee
      @wendydabee Před rokem +1

      Almost the entirety of the GOP is siding with said foreign power... it's chilling to see them still face zero repercussions after all this time.

  • @mrthingy9072
    @mrthingy9072 Před rokem +3

    I thought they were kidding about "Tacopina", from the law firm "Tacopina, DeOreo, and McHamburger".

  • @iiz67
    @iiz67 Před rokem +193

    On behalf of all cats, everywhere, the desantos comparison is unappreciated

    • @billythekidder7182
      @billythekidder7182 Před rokem

      Do not speak for my cat and compare it to that woman.
      Correction: closeted gay man

    • @captaincrunch8333
      @captaincrunch8333 Před rokem

      Colbert is not well mentally on several levels and he has no qualms about showing his distaste for all things feline.
      He should not be out on the street.
      One can easily imagine that as a young monster he kept harassing someones kitty, terrorizing it, until it finally scratched him in self defence.

    • @jencorea8748
      @jencorea8748 Před rokem +5

      😂😂😂

    • @malavoy1
      @malavoy1 Před rokem +1

      There's always one ugly cat in the bunch. Watch the Primus video 'Tommy the Cat'.

    • @verenabecker2724
      @verenabecker2724 Před rokem +8

      Yes, my cat was very offended and loudly demanded second breakfast as compensation. Then, to further illustrate his opinion on the matter, he used the litterbox.

  • @leeadams4934
    @leeadams4934 Před rokem +79

    That Reagan joke was INSANE

    • @Mataclysm
      @Mataclysm Před rokem +7

      Also, true.

    • @nmascol
      @nmascol Před rokem +3

      I know! Now this is the content I want to see. I love you Stephen!!

    • @jerrimenard3092
      @jerrimenard3092 Před rokem

      It almost sounds like an old Chris Rock joke.

  • @saadickhurre8867
    @saadickhurre8867 Před rokem +1

    “could you put that down, put that down, we don’t need that”
    What a great attorney 😂😂😂😂

  • @victoriaballard7354
    @victoriaballard7354 Před rokem +2

    Love the way Ari got him to twist himself into a pretzel 😂

  • @railrodemike
    @railrodemike Před rokem +43

    So, DeSantis studied history at Yale. Must have really researched how Mussolini took over Italy

    • @JohnCampbell-rn8rz
      @JohnCampbell-rn8rz Před rokem +11

      When Daddy has popped a 100 g's in the till, you don't study, you party, and graduate.

    • @rainbowprism6242
      @rainbowprism6242 Před rokem +5

      Probably got A for presentation of Mein Kampf.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem +131

    Tacopina saying “truth is not the truth” reminds me of Giuliani saying “truth isn’t truth”.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Před rokem

      These people all made deals with the devil and sold their souls for material gain long ago. They have no choice but to obey, regardless of the inanity of the nonsense coming out of their mouths.

    • @maxdoubt5219
      @maxdoubt5219 Před rokem +14

      I hear that kind of stuff often: "Well...there are different _kinds_ of truth..."

    • @mattgies
      @mattgies Před rokem

      War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

    • @louspowels7120
      @louspowels7120 Před rokem +7

      @@maxdoubt5219 'Truth®' Social.

    • @jamesgoines7663
      @jamesgoines7663 Před rokem +3

      Truth is not the truth" must be a statement for those who were born and practice in New York.

  • @benjamindoverr3455
    @benjamindoverr3455 Před rokem +5

    What's the over-under on how long before Tacopina needs his own defense attorney?

  • @gab.lab.martins
    @gab.lab.martins Před rokem +4

    How did Drumpf go from “Meatball Ron”, an objectively funny and accurate nickname, to “Ron Establishment”?

    • @awaredeshmukh3202
      @awaredeshmukh3202 Před rokem

      He does not actually understand humor. He just says things and sometimes they turn out to be funny

  • @oldsledpurgatory3595
    @oldsledpurgatory3595 Před rokem +27

    Not only did he pay himself $130,000, he spanked himself with his own magazine.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před rokem +133

    I say let Orange King Kong & Florida Godzilla continue to fight amongst themselves during the Primaries so the winner can take the Republican Party down with them in 2024.

    • @TheChilKat
      @TheChilKat Před rokem

      And...get rid of the RINOs too. They are disloyal traitors to America. 🇺🇸

    • @nomenclature9373
      @nomenclature9373 Před rokem +9

      Next on C-SPAN3, the Republican presidential primary debate between Gov. DeSantis and former President Trump.
      On screen graphic: The following live event may contain graphic language, physical violence and might offend the sensibilities of viewers. Discretion advised.

    • @maxdoubt5219
      @maxdoubt5219 Před rokem +3

      I dunno, Jesse. I don't see a sure victory for hazy Joe over crazy Trumbag. But Bernie would kick butt on whichever monster wins the Red Rose.

    • @JusticeAlways
      @JusticeAlways Před rokem +3

      The 2 should share their voter base fair and square...each getting half. I have no problem with that.
      😄

    • @DrunkenDemon
      @DrunkenDemon Před rokem +2

      At this point, thats just mean to godzilla and kingkong

  • @msdawn5720
    @msdawn5720 Před rokem +1

    EPIC MONOLOGUE! Our Country and the planet needs the Love that shines so bright from Stephen Colbert. Thanks for the mood lift and the faith bump. 🌅

  • @Numismatists_Matter
    @Numismatists_Matter Před rokem +4

    The DeSanitzr WOKE up wrong again... 🤦‍♀️

  • @peacelove2.0.69
    @peacelove2.0.69 Před rokem +421

    If we want to change the world 🌎, we need to change the way it works. But let's start first by putting Number 45 in jail (and his new lawyer as well)

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 Před rokem +21

      Amen. But I have lost faith in our system. ☹️

    • @tygrahof9268
      @tygrahof9268 Před rokem +19

      Lawyers, this is number 113 if my count is right...

    • @kateuhler7803
      @kateuhler7803 Před rokem +14

      You know I agree!😉

    • @GenronStraxx
      @GenronStraxx Před rokem +16

      Agreed! But, it hasn't happened yet! How much more evidence does the DOJ need to throw this traitor under the jail?

    • @cosmicfly9039
      @cosmicfly9039 Před rokem

      Wow you are stupid why would you put his lawyer in jail surely if trump did something wrong he should be held accountable but he is also entitled to a lawyer and all the constitutional and legal protection such as having a lawyer that we are entitled to you twit Good God how is possible for you and many others like you to be so fucking dumb

  • @theonlykinkyjesus
    @theonlykinkyjesus Před rokem +10

    HEY HEY HEY!!! THERE IS NO NEED TO INSULT CATS LIKE THAT!

  • @Desertphile
    @Desertphile Před rokem +2

    Hold the Kremlin "accountable?" WTF?! Good bloody gods that is hilarious!

  • @kharden8231
    @kharden8231 Před rokem +12

    I save your monologues to savor with my morning coffee. Thank you for helping me laugh at the absurdities of the craziness in which we live! If laughter is the best medicine, you and your team are the best doctors I have 💗

  • @deborahbarnes6741
    @deborahbarnes6741 Před rokem +45

    Hey Lindsey, an unmanned drone is not the same as an aircraft with a crew.

  • @nateklein7084
    @nateklein7084 Před rokem +253

    Oh Stephen... you know the Russian soldiers don't eat giant grains of salt for lunch... their lunch is... potato.

    • @susanfarley1332
      @susanfarley1332 Před rokem +26

      I love "is...potato" jokes! I wish Colbert would do more of them. But yours is great! Thank you

    • @firebrony101
      @firebrony101 Před rokem +17

      And Vodka. Don't forget Vodka.

    • @nateklein7084
      @nateklein7084 Před rokem +30

      @@firebrony101 but vodka... is potato.

    • @firebrony101
      @firebrony101 Před rokem +13

      @@nateklein7084 that is true, yes. Potato is raw Vodka.

    • @BaconTomatoCheese
      @BaconTomatoCheese Před rokem +9

      Thank you for taking care of that… “Is potato” reference

  • @brendasiegmann6251
    @brendasiegmann6251 Před rokem +1

    Thank God for you you keep us sane

  • @danielgehring7437
    @danielgehring7437 Před rokem +208

    Stephen: "Sorry about the cavity search, audience."
    Audience: "Jokes, on you, we're into that sh*t."

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage Před rokem +26

      Some of them got in line twice.

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Před rokem +4

      Skeletor!

    • @goodluckgoofy3354
      @goodluckgoofy3354 Před rokem +6

      Just get me the cute inspector, Stephen. I'll knock back a glass of wine before I get in the line. 😂💙

    • @haunteddragon9515
      @haunteddragon9515 Před rokem

      Trump president on himself!! That is why he wears a diaper

    • @bobcatbigpaws5597
      @bobcatbigpaws5597 Před rokem

      I wonder about the people who would actually watch this crap but I pretty well know now.

  • @Noelhi
    @Noelhi Před rokem +62

    Steven colbert is the man.

  • @gregrussell1787
    @gregrussell1787 Před rokem +3

    Of all the stories that giant seaweed blob is likely the most catastrophic. 5,000 mile long sargassum bloom.

  • @michaelkaicher9569
    @michaelkaicher9569 Před rokem +1

    Why aren't we throwing the Sochi Olympics in their face every time Russia's credibility is called into question?!

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 Před rokem +321

    That Reagan swipe was fierce -- and on target. The Right's hagiography around Reagan has always been delusional -- though perhaps nothing compared to their cultish devotion to Trump.

    • @lindapindabelinda3570
      @lindapindabelinda3570 Před rokem +43

      For sure. Most of the homeless crisis is because Raygun closed mental hospitals.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Před rokem +44

      He's also responsible for "trickle down economics", a theory in which if the wealthy and corporations are given tax breaks they will have more money to pay their employees. That has failed as evidenced by the corporations using the federal bailout money to buyback stocks and giving themselves raises while their employees face pay cuts or job losses.

    • @malavoy1
      @malavoy1 Před rokem +10

      Also, I suspect he's spinning in his grave at the current GOP supporting Putin.

    • @cuzbizkets3631
      @cuzbizkets3631 Před rokem +1

      in other news....
      Russian/Usa collaaberative training exercises , going swimmingly.

    • @forrestmorrisey
      @forrestmorrisey Před rokem +22

      Don't forget Iran Contra!

  • @azem02
    @azem02 Před rokem +103

    Russia gave the drone a golden shower. Tribute to drumpf

    • @johney3734
      @johney3734 Před rokem +1

      Ii believe the drone drove INTO the Russians... if i was driveint it and was being harassed by an equally valued man craft.. why not?

    • @tylersmash7134
      @tylersmash7134 Před rokem

      ​@@johney3734 more drones should do that to their jets. They don't deserve to live.

    • @HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings
      @HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings Před rokem +1

      Mind Begs the Question:
      Hitler - Jews unsafe to German Values/Identity
      If Politicians - Muslims unsafe to Western Values/Identity
      Following on footprints of Hitler,Neo Nazi,No?

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th Před rokem

      "believe" is the perfect word for the fantasy youre peddling.
      komrade.

    • @johney3734
      @johney3734 Před rokem

      @@aa-tx7th why dose this msg not have my name? is it to me? the original comment did not use the word believe.. bit lost mate

  • @Semmster
    @Semmster Před rokem +1

    "... Yale, was that the University, or the lock company?!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @tzvikrasner6073
    @tzvikrasner6073 Před rokem +2

    I worry about our 3rd graders being taught about Florida. WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN????!!!!!

  • @Jadeskorpion
    @Jadeskorpion Před rokem +32

    I've been waiting all night for this. Finally took a deep breathe as the video popped up.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Před rokem +44

    Remember the good old days when praising and supporting murderous dictators was considered, I don't know, bad?

    • @tinpanally51_36
      @tinpanally51_36 Před rokem +1

      Well yea but this millennial gen. Is cluless about politics before Obama era

    • @angus7278
      @angus7278 Před rokem

      Supporting murderous dictators? You mean like the US government supported Saddam for years before they turned on him? Or MBS in Saudi Arabia? Or Sisi in Egypt? The Shah of Iran? Or when it supported the dictators Pinochet in Chile and Somoza in Nicaragua? Or countless other thugs and murderers around the world?
      The “good old days” indeed. Have you not been paying attention until now?

    • @angus7278
      @angus7278 Před rokem

      @@tinpanally51_36 Yep, clueless fer sure.

  • @l2etranger
    @l2etranger Před rokem +2

    "Ta copine a" menti. He also went on to claim that it could have been anyone from the street asking that question.... in Airforce One!
    6:40 😂

  • @jmattos
    @jmattos Před rokem

    James Austin Johnson's impressions are PERFECT.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před rokem +311

    Hopefully Trump loses the Republican primary and runs as an independent, thus splitting the Republican vote and ensuring a Democratic victory in 2024.

    • @kurtisorcher797
      @kurtisorcher797 Před rokem +28

      God, we can only hope....🤞

    • @laurie113
      @laurie113 Před rokem +1

      He shouldn’t be allowed to run in anything. He’s a lying thug?

    • @janmay7961
      @janmay7961 Před rokem +19

      I’m all for it👍👏👏👏

    • @ag4allgood
      @ag4allgood Před rokem +28

      Then he wouldn't be going to prison ! Let him get convicted already.

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 Před rokem +41

      I don't trust that the GOP will let that happen. They will forever be remembered as choosing party over country.
      We will need to be prepared to vote. Never think that any election is safe. Register and vote.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +142

    "DeSantis sides with Putin."
    Well, there's something else him and Donny have in common!

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 Před rokem

      Why he's doing it. He wants the MAGA/Traitor vote. And likely is hoping for Russian aid for his campaign.

    • @nancychandler3673
      @nancychandler3673 Před rokem

      Neither will win the 2024 election. Only 30% of the USA is stupid enough to vote for either in the General.

    • @ynotawoody
      @ynotawoody Před rokem

      to: “Courage Karnga”, Why don’t you enlist with the United States Marine Corps, and prove to yourself that you’re a person of great courage and conviction in furtherance of your party’s thirst for Russian blood. At the rate Biden’s going you should be fighting Russians before reenlistment rolls around.

    • @danmarino711
      @danmarino711 Před rokem

      It's Florida, Mr. Meatball, former navy's pee, pee inspector for urinalysis. That's why he always got that meatball face look about him.

  • @levi9926
    @levi9926 Před rokem +56

    DeSantis was sleeping through history classes at Yale when the Soviet Union fell. He must have been absent when Ukraine made the decision to give up its Nuclear Arsenal. In 1994, in this exchange, the U.S., Russia, and the U.K. would guarantee the security of Ukraine. This was known as the Budapest Memorandum. That's why the U.S. and U.K. are involved in the Ukrainian War, defending a country we swore to protect.

    • @msjackson6131
      @msjackson6131 Před rokem +5

      I thought my son and I were the only ppl to remember that agreement… lol I’m a history nerd and I’ve turned my 14 yr old into one😍

    • @SachinHari1993
      @SachinHari1993 Před rokem

      Wow now things make sense.

    • @angus7278
      @angus7278 Před rokem +2

      Inconvenient facts: 1) The nuclear arsenal wasn’t Ukraine’s. It belonged to the Soviet Union. 2) Ukraine has never been part of any western strategic alliance and still isn’t. 3) The Donbas and Crimea have majority ethnic Russian populations who should be given the right to preserve their identities and decide their own futures without being attacked as they have been since 2014 by Ukrainian neo-Nazis and ultranationalists. Here’s a thought - how about we learn from history and stop funding and arming people who are literally Nazis?

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 Před rokem +7

      Angas Mac, okay, pootin

    • @rmsteeves
      @rmsteeves Před rokem

      ​​@@angus7278 I think the script flipped. Nazism believed in a dictatorship based on racial "purity". It's now RUSSIA that will gladly annihilate populations that won't submit.

  • @velder22
    @velder22 Před rokem +14

    This guy sure did seem like a mob lawyer, he was trying to intimidate Ari the whole interview and Ari wasn't having any of it. You could tell he tries to intimidate people

  • @jbwilliams1564
    @jbwilliams1564 Před rokem +13

    Educate yo self. Damn! Colbert just went there. 💥

  • @jerrywalz9056
    @jerrywalz9056 Před rokem +10

    Yale-the university or the lock company. Biggest laugh I've had in a long time.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před rokem

      The lock company has higher standards for acceptance!

  • @mikegarfield8765
    @mikegarfield8765 Před rokem +2

    You guys deserve every award you get. Your writers are PHENOMINAL. Stephen is a national treasure. This show is the standard by which all late night is measured

  • @bast713
    @bast713 Před rokem +1

    "...was that the university or the lock company?" 😂😂😂

  • @rosalie4797
    @rosalie4797 Před rokem +6

    I LOVE the seaweed cross-reference!!!!!

  • @Supernov4
    @Supernov4 Před rokem +10

    Tacopinata sure lives up to the name.
    Can't believe that guy is a lawyer. He's so animated you'd think he escaped from the zoo.

  • @lorianngrilley-jamroz7631

    The "discount attorney bin"...😂

  • @NEPAAlchey
    @NEPAAlchey Před rokem +11

    Calling it a territorial dispute is Russia sympathizing language. Weird how the party so hard on Russia keep coming out as involved or sympathizers.

  • @IkanisuShikari
    @IkanisuShikari Před rokem +48

    Man, that MSNBC clip looked like a dog trying to grab a treat out of your hand.

  • @RealJahzir
    @RealJahzir Před rokem +266

    Don't compare Republicans to cats. It's not nice to cats

  • @lflynn182
    @lflynn182 Před rokem +1

    Colbert’s Tacopina impression is the voice I use for my grumpy gnome shop owner in my D&D campaigns

  • @bestieswithtesties
    @bestieswithtesties Před rokem +1

    This episode was just so great for so many reasons. The guests, the audience, Stephen's monologue. Just all around high quality stuff. Loved it.

  • @danyellerobinson5940
    @danyellerobinson5940 Před rokem +202

    We can always count on Colbert for intelligent comedy.

    • @GuillermoFretuchino637
      @GuillermoFretuchino637 Před rokem +1

      " Ron ron ron ron"
      >intelligent comedy
      For your smrt lvl

    • @kyram123
      @kyram123 Před rokem +3

      and the sizzling burns... 'and he [DeSantis] was a History Major at Yale, was that the University or the lock company?'

    • @danyellerobinson5940
      @danyellerobinson5940 Před rokem +4

      @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ roflmao.

    • @danyellerobinson5940
      @danyellerobinson5940 Před rokem +4

      @@GuillermoFretuchino637 ... what are you doing up past your bedtime?

    • @rawdog-nq4nf
      @rawdog-nq4nf Před rokem +1

      Seth Meyers is better. I can't stand Stephens weird dancing/repeating the same words as the audience claps 🤦 I can tolerate it but some nights it's too much

  • @Thunderwalker87
    @Thunderwalker87 Před rokem +55

    One, I'm surprised Tacopina is spelled exactly as it sounds. Two, I really love that he was trying to grab the paper out of that journalist's hand.

    • @Broadpaw_Fox
      @Broadpaw_Fox Před rokem +9

      "That journalist" is generally known by his first name Ari, and he's not your average show host. He was a practicing lawyer, and was good enough at presenting that he got a job on that national news show. If you haven't seen it yet, you need to watch that whole interview - Ari takes a very "evidence and facts first" approach to his presentations, and his experience as a lawyer helps him lay out those facts in an easily digestible manner. He'll even concede when there's evidence/arguments against the point he's presenting. He's definitely talked on the expected defenses that Trump will likely use and their strengths. Give his show a watch - especially that interview - it might be eye opening. 😉

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před rokem +1

      Boy needs a hand slap....I can just c Ari doing that 🤣😅😂🤯....then look at him w wide eyes....love when he does that❤️🤍💙💛✌️🖖..I'd feel a little creeped out if he looked around me w the wide 👁‍🗨 s and stare....it's funny as hell 2🤣🖖✌️😸

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 Před rokem +3

      I'm just gonna call him Tapioca if he comes back.

    • @alexyoungberg5232
      @alexyoungberg5232 Před rokem +2

      ​@@ninjabluefyre3815 I've been calling him tacopizza lol

    • @alexyoungberg5232
      @alexyoungberg5232 Před rokem +1

      ​@@Broadpaw_Fox do you really think people aren't familiar with Ari and the beat?

  • @whatsupinspace854
    @whatsupinspace854 Před rokem +15

    _"While the US has many vital national interests... Becoming further entangled in a _*_territorial dispute_*_ between Poland and Germany is not one of them"_
    - Old timey Ron DeSantis - before he came back in this life as someone who giggles when he watches foreigners being tortured.

    • @eric2500
      @eric2500 Před rokem

      Sounds like pre WWII De Santis!

  • @hra2290
    @hra2290 Před rokem +1

    My stomach is killing me from laughing so hard, when he grabbed the gavel I died

  • @SusiFroggyPorter
    @SusiFroggyPorter Před rokem +12

    Thank goodness you're here. Soon after I can finally get some sleep.

  • @michaelcoe9824
    @michaelcoe9824 Před rokem +15

    Peeing on inanimate object, by Russia... Mmmm, when did that happen before?

  • @graceline0928
    @graceline0928 Před rokem +2

    Bouts of laughter after a hard emotional day
    Thank you
    Enjoyed your show just like always ❤😂

  • @gingerc5292
    @gingerc5292 Před rokem +1

    Why has youtube stopped recommending Colbert? It never appears unless I intentionally look it up and I am subscribed to this channel!!!

  • @MargeB1953
    @MargeB1953 Před rokem +66

    I may be an insomniac Stephen, and a senior, but I love and admire you for making me smile, giggle, and laugh out loud while watching your show daily....Thank you so much for just being you every single day...love and big hugs from a dedicated fan from way back in the day.

  • @melissaweyrick5311
    @melissaweyrick5311 Před rokem +61

    Still like Meatball Ron as a nickname. He is so dense & flavorless.

    • @judycook6496
      @judycook6496 Před rokem +8

      I like MoRon best

    • @sawas2421
      @sawas2421 Před rokem

      Plus he has a high fat content. Not as attractive or charismatic as a lump of mooshed up meat though.

    • @HairynosedWombat163
      @HairynosedWombat163 Před rokem +2

      Excluding De Santis, I write In defense of meatballs worldwide, including my own, which are delicious!

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Před rokem

      I want d*cklesssanta to catch on.

    • @solitare4602
      @solitare4602 Před rokem +7

      I don't know, DeSatan is pretty on point...

  • @davidbrandenburg8029
    @davidbrandenburg8029 Před rokem +2

    why bother having their lawyer on the show, all he's going to do is lie his ass off!.

  • @rosalie4797
    @rosalie4797 Před rokem +53

    Thanks, Stephen and crew, again! I Love how you tie in historical references, reminding us that little of this is new and then make it possible for me to laugh anyway! ❤❤❤

    • @elegantslave0lolguy739
      @elegantslave0lolguy739 Před 10 měsíci

      Are you sure?

    • @rosalie4797
      @rosalie4797 Před 10 měsíci

      @@elegantslave0lolguy739 , sure of what? That I laughed? Absolutely!
      That little of this is new? Absolutely. Sadly. Which is why it's important to be able to laugh..

  • @josephdonais4778
    @josephdonais4778 Před rokem +5

    If the Great Pumpkin doesn't do 20+ years of prison time, I hope he spends the rest of his life in court, never to see another happy day.