CORRECTIONS Episode 99.5: Week of Monday, March 25

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  • Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like not placing Dublin correctly in Ireland, and addresses if Wally still gets paid for unplanned lines during the show.
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  • @bebouchard
    @bebouchard Před měsícem +1794

    "Corrections 99.5" sounds like the slogan for an extremely pedantic FM Radio Station.

    • @deux2tango52
      @deux2tango52 Před měsícem +36

      "on your FM dial."

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před měsícem +53

      With erudite announcers Sethington Meyers III and Mikey the Shoe.

    • @PlanckRelic
      @PlanckRelic Před měsícem +34

      KRCT 99.5 Corrections Radio

    • @SamUnreel
      @SamUnreel Před měsícem +14

      We need Reel World to create a Corrections 99.5 FM Top of the Hour jingle and call ID.

    • @daleainsley9695
      @daleainsley9695 Před měsícem +16

      Or a new prison...

  • @Robin0928
    @Robin0928 Před měsícem +1745

    Corrections dipping into the decimal system for numbering Corrections is perfectly in line with how insane Corrections has been

    • @wjrasmussen666
      @wjrasmussen666 Před měsícem +71

      Can't wait until 99.9921

    • @anotherrainymonday820
      @anotherrainymonday820 Před měsícem +48

      I hear shoemaker is going to appear in 99.69

    • @garycpriestley
      @garycpriestley Před měsícem +52

      Yep, I really want this to approach 100 assympotically

    • @0o0ification
      @0o0ification Před měsícem +14

      I'm assuming were getting to at least 99.99 ⁹⁄₁₀ of an episode, just like at the ding dang gas station.

    • @InformationLiesAtTheEdges
      @InformationLiesAtTheEdges Před měsícem +16

      @@garycpriestley asymptotically. 😬🐾

  • @jakeptapia69
    @jakeptapia69 Před měsícem +80

    I have animal flubs as my ringtone 😂 everyone thinks I'm insane when I get a call

  • @DorianPhQ
    @DorianPhQ Před měsícem +96

    Living in Ontario, Canada during the 90's, I can confirm that most of us WERE excited that a song was being sung about our provincial police!

    • @hobbitbobbitt
      @hobbitbobbitt Před 27 dny +1

      confirm this confirmation, chief.

    • @mikinaaka7028
      @mikinaaka7028 Před 27 dny +4

      I fully grew up thinking this was about the provincial police 😂😅

    • @sgc5888
      @sgc5888 Před 27 dny +1

      Yup! 🇨🇦

    • @brendan8761
      @brendan8761 Před 26 dny +6

      I just learned in this episode that it wasn’t. 😅

  • @anthonypouria3194
    @anthonypouria3194 Před měsícem +602

    Count the next one as a full episode, and that would make it 100.5. That way, you never technically did a 100th episode and can keep the chuckles coming. Been here since the dark times.

    • @starbreaker_zed
      @starbreaker_zed Před měsícem +55

      Better yet just do 101 and never address it.

    • @M.Babadook
      @M.Babadook Před měsícem +11

      Genius.
      Damn, my life is sad.

    • @tigersmith2759
      @tigersmith2759 Před měsícem +7

      “The dark times”
      Corrections, Steam and Fiona the hippo were the things that kept me afloat 😅

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před 29 dny +7

      The Attic Prelude, Corrections and cake. Lots and lots of cake. Those were my sanity for the dark times.

    • @anthonypouria3194
      @anthonypouria3194 Před 29 dny +3

      @@anro7137 wonder if he ever got the wasps out of there? Lol

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu Před měsícem +698

    Seth went from telling all the jackals that he loves us, to him screaming "F$%& YOU!" at us... Do we deserve it? Most definitely. Like how Corrections MOST DEFINITELY deserves an Emmy.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +73

      If we enjoy the abuse, then we are no better than Graphics.

    • @RobertJohnson-bj5lk
      @RobertJohnson-bj5lk Před měsícem +14

      The Academy not awarding “Corrections” their fully deserved Emmy is exactly like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame not inducting “Weird Al Yankovic”. So totally incorrect.

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 Před měsícem +9

      @@LindaC616 Graphics are a jackal's best friend. Like yin and yang if The Dude had started Taoism. (Hmm, maybe he did in a past life as he has played The Old Man [Lao Tzu]).

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Před měsícem +6

      ​@@RobertJohnson-bj5lkThe Academy snubbed "Marcel the Shell With Shoes On" for an Oscar. Wherever an "Academy" is making the decision, expect them to reach the wrong conclusion.

    • @tacticalgrace6456
      @tacticalgrace6456 Před měsícem +5

      It deserves both an Emmy and an N-Emmy.

  • @daveleonard3280
    @daveleonard3280 Před měsícem +72

    I would like to point out that in Episode 3 of Corrections, Amber said that this segment is not good for him (referring to Seth). However, if it wasn't for Corrections, Seth would have 18% fewer Emmy nominations and 100% fewer Jackals harassing him each week. So, fair trade-off?

  • @Typhis19
    @Typhis19 Před 29 dny +58

    Omg, the line about the animal flubs song, "Do you think, I think, It's good?" lmao

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V Před 29 dny +1

      That made it to the description of my latest video - it involves Seth and Kelly Clarkson 😂

    • @SouthCountyGal
      @SouthCountyGal Před 29 dny +2

      He's claimed in the past (for a bit) that he recorded it on his iPhone while locked in a bathroom stall because he was too embarrassed to do it in public. lol!

  • @naimaesolk
    @naimaesolk Před měsícem +458

    PLEASE, PLEASE NEVER EVER END THIS SEGMENT!!
    I only watch the show to get context for corrections!

  • @stereoroid
    @stereoroid Před měsícem +215

    2:15 “Dundlak”? Even autocorrect knows it’s Dundalk. Seth’s writers apparently live in Dunspellin.

    • @johnbriggs3916
      @johnbriggs3916 Před měsícem +28

      At this point, you begin to wonder if the misspelling was deliberate.

    • @TheScrattletrap
      @TheScrattletrap Před 29 dny +1

      @@johnbriggs3916It's got to be, right?!

    • @johnbriggs3916
      @johnbriggs3916 Před 29 dny +1

      @@TheScrattletrap One wouldn't bet that way. Like Seth, I have dealt with Graphics over the years. And one thing I learned the hard way was that they don't proofread. (They are visual people, not text people.)

    • @vita1078
      @vita1078 Před 28 dny +2

      Dang it! I thought I could finally be a jackal because I had a correction to share. Now I can, at best, be a jaclak!

    • @ronanmckeown9785
      @ronanmckeown9785 Před 28 dny +4

      Dundlak? Ah, you're taking the piss now, lads. It's spelt Dundalk and pronounced De Town.

  • @MrAmazing00
    @MrAmazing00 Před měsícem +107

    Best part: "hey does walley get paid for that?"
    "Let me f%n find out" 😂😂

    • @traceyholt8223
      @traceyholt8223 Před 29 dny +6

      That was my question. It was an unusually long conversation between Seth and Wally ..... did Wally set it up on purpose? 🤔🤨

    • @Rechanmole
      @Rechanmole Před 29 dny

      @@traceyholt8223Funny, I asked that too. :)

    • @SouthCountyGal
      @SouthCountyGal Před 29 dny +5

      Given Wally's apparently genuine abashed response, I don't think it was set up. But I hope he got paid!

    • @traceyholt8223
      @traceyholt8223 Před 29 dny +2

      @@SouthCountyGal lol - Wally is too genuine to set it up .... but it made Seth stop and think! I hope he got paid also.

    • @nicholasgold9021
      @nicholasgold9021 Před 29 dny +7

      One thing we learned is that apparently Wally is mic'd up for every episode whether he has planned lines or not.
      Wait, can we find out if this is true somehow? Will Seth tell us?

  • @Stop.Honchotime
    @Stop.Honchotime Před 29 dny +60

    In graphics defense having to bring your vision to fruition has to be a challenge. "I need a Koala, dressed as a Braniff flight attendant, holding a frog what has Rudy's crazy eyes as as his head, standing on an ice cube, that's floating in a big glass of negroni. Here's 2 bucks I need it in 3 hours."

    • @scottmaberry285
      @scottmaberry285 Před 29 dny +7

      And if it can be encased in ice. That would be great.

  • @jamesyoungquist6923
    @jamesyoungquist6923 Před měsícem +474

    This is one of those moments where in 20 years you look back and say, "i was there"

    • @manaash4316
      @manaash4316 Před měsícem +12

      Being your 100th like felt poingent for this comment.

    • @HeriEystberg
      @HeriEystberg Před měsícem +7

      I hope I look back in 20 years and think "What's this? Seth is back in business!? He looks good for a 70-year-old!"

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 Před měsícem +1

      ​@DominicTetraulttouché, Sir! An excellent thought-provoking comment for a (non) episode of Corrections that included the flip flop bit!!

    • @phillip5245
      @phillip5245 Před 29 dny

      I'm not here. I'm just a 3D holographic projection.
      Just like Tupac except for the fame, talent and skin colour.

    • @Rechanmole
      @Rechanmole Před 29 dny +1

      @@HeriEystbergI hop eto say in 20 years "Thank you dystopian hellscape cannibals for not eating me".

  • @TroyBarnesBrain
    @TroyBarnesBrain Před měsícem +218

    I would like to point out that the ACTUAL canononically current Corrections count comes in at 98.5, because depsite Seth clearly establishing that the _"Specjackular: A Celebration of CORRECTIONS!"_ was not to be considered as a regular episode but rather a "Outstanding Variety Special (Prerecorded)", it is still listed as CORRECTIONS Episode 51.
    If this sounds like I'm in the bargaining stage of grief over the ending of corrections, that's because I am.

    • @TMercan31
      @TMercan31 Před měsícem +9

      Bravo! Yes it's a technicality but who cares - this was 98.5 CLNSM

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 Před měsícem +13

      With the tease on the regular show I'm now convinced that Seth has just been toying with us the way any good Jackal plays with it's prey.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Před měsícem +11

      Actually the ‘stages of grief’ were never intended to describe what those left behind feel but rather the feelings of terminally ill patients about their own mortality. Therefore, perhaps this is Corrections bargaining with Seth to ‘give me more time damn it!’ 😢

    • @adamhansard4647
      @adamhansard4647 Před měsícem +4

      Wouldn’t that make this actually Episode 99 then? (Regardless it’s still 100 episodes, but this is the kind of nitpicking that gives this segment life)

    • @onopvallend
      @onopvallend Před měsícem +10

      But as Seth states so clearly, this is not a corrections, so how can it be "Corrections 99.5" or 98.5? It should be called "Not a correction episode 1" or maybe 0.5.

  • @cristinaferrara6966
    @cristinaferrara6966 Před 29 dny +16

    Made my day to be one of the seven who got a dishonourable mention from Seth for thinking they were singing about Ontario Provincial Police. 💃🥳

  • @samanthajames7569
    @samanthajames7569 Před měsícem +66

    I love “obnoxious corrections Seth” 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrsBasia99
      @MrsBasia99 Před měsícem +2

      Yes! That’s def a fun lane.

    • @EthanKristopherHartley
      @EthanKristopherHartley Před 29 dny

      Me too, it's just a shame that we only got Obnoxious "Definitely not a Corrections, but something else entirely" Seth this week.

  • @sir_vix
    @sir_vix Před měsícem +155

    This is not a corrections, this is just a tribute.

  • @joannekozuchowski8654
    @joannekozuchowski8654 Před měsícem +199

    I live in New Mexico. On St Patricks Day weekend i took a trip to NYC by myself just for a break from life and to visit the big city. As i sat in the airport in Albuquerque delayed for an hour and a half, the last thing i did before i got on the plane was watch corrections episode 99 and think how sad it would be if it ended. Of course I (jokingly) thought to myself, "hey maybe ill see seth while im in NY and i can tell him not to quit this amazing thing!"
    Lo and behold less than 24 hours later i was walking up 3rd Ave and who do i run into crossing the street....Seth fucking Meyers and his two boys. I still cant quite wrap my head around the level of coincidence that is.
    It all happened so fast and we were crossing the street towards each other and he was with his kids so i didnt say anything. But seth...if you are reading this now...please dont quit Corrections. It is the best thing on the internet.
    -joanne.

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim Před měsícem +52

      Wow! That's awesome! And well done, not intruding on him with his kids!!

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 Před měsícem +39

      Joanne, you're my jackal hero! What an amazing experience. I hope Seth mentions your comment❤🐾

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 Před měsícem +9

      At first I read it as you were waking up on 3rd. "Wow, rough flight?"

    • @syniron6670
      @syniron6670 Před měsícem +9

      cosmic coincidences are the best! 🪐

    • @robertrusso877
      @robertrusso877 Před měsícem +8

      Waking up on 3rd ave.? We’re you day drinking with Seth?

  • @trdollar
    @trdollar Před měsícem +20

    The hair's real, and pushing into "Bram Stoker's Dracula" territory...kudos

  • @JeffRJones01
    @JeffRJones01 Před měsícem +23

    Conspiracy theory time… When talking about the cookie Seth said “legos” again. I believe this is opening the door for corrections season 2 episodes 101-199.5 and I personally can’t wait. I was very upset at the idea of a world without corrections.

  • @ChrisArkwright
    @ChrisArkwright Před měsícem +746

    THIS JUST CANNOT END. PLEASE DO THIS UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

    • @TheUberjammer
      @TheUberjammer Před měsícem +19

      Time will end after episode 100.

    • @lulairenoroub3869
      @lulairenoroub3869 Před měsícem +10

      ​@@TheUberjammerIf only. We can bail on the election

    • @rugbybeef
      @rugbybeef Před měsícem +13

      Uh yea, I dont even know if there's a TV show still. It could just be a backdrop, a desk, Seth's celebrity guests and well wishers checking in on him, his growing dementia and alcoholism, and the comments section at this point.
      Is there even a Buck? Is he sitting on a stack of Thorn Birds?

    • @annadownya7754
      @annadownya7754 Před měsícem +31

      Is the whole "corrections ending" thing an April Fool's day joke? Are you trolling us back???? Please God. I need corrections. I have so little joy in my life!!!!! Please Seth don't rob my joy.

    • @muchadrewaboutnothin
      @muchadrewaboutnothin Před měsícem +20

      There's an infinite number of possible episodes between 99.5 and 100

  • @GoikOShea
    @GoikOShea Před měsícem +67

    Calling Dundalk (pronounced Done Dawk) "Dundlak" in the bit about getting Irish geography wrong is peak Corrections.

    • @TomThumb151515
      @TomThumb151515 Před měsícem +2

      lol he is trolling

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Před měsícem +1

      He didn't address my point about the possible consequences of _almost_ putting their false location of Dublin into Northern Ireland, though.
      Maybe it's better not to. Let's keep it light!

    • @khamjaninja.
      @khamjaninja. Před 25 dny

      Dundalk is also the name of a prominent suburb of Baltimore, Maryland.
      Because when you think of Baltimore, you think "Irish".

  • @joemassi2727
    @joemassi2727 Před měsícem +37

    I absolutely love the animal flubs song it kills me every time 😂😂

  • @ryanrutledge922
    @ryanrutledge922 Před měsícem +16

    Easy Seth . I watch from Toronto every day and my snowmobile ride to feed my polar bear isn't the same without your AMAZINGLY SUCCESSFUL podcast . ❤ from 🇨🇦

  • @jeanee1228
    @jeanee1228 Před měsícem +248

    That callback to a pandemic-era corrections is only for those of us who have been here from the get go. What a treat 😂

    • @Dermatillomaniac
      @Dermatillomaniac Před měsícem +10

      Agreed! I literally gasped 😂

    • @melo-muse
      @melo-muse Před měsícem +15

      That was so old, I had to scrape around for a couple seconds in the cobwebbed basement of my memory to retrieve it!

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 Před měsícem +15

      In pretty sure that most of us who watch Corrections have been here since the inception of this brilliant creation & have hung on for the ride gleefully ever since! #CRXNZ

    • @Lsb412
      @Lsb412 Před měsícem +12

      I was almost disappointed that I remembered jokes from that long ago. Doesn't my brain have more important information to hold onto??

    • @jeanee1228
      @jeanee1228 Před měsícem +9

      @@Lsb412 honestly it is absolutely insane that we immediately got the joke, you are so right. 😭

  • @Danielle11906
    @Danielle11906 Před měsícem +76

    CORRECTION: watching corrections from episode 1 to now would in fact take 24.95 hours **

  • @garyrupp3340
    @garyrupp3340 Před měsícem +15

    Mr Myers,
    My daughter Mara and I have a ritual. Our weekends don't officially begin until we sit down with pizza and watch Corrections. No corrections? We don't consider it a legitimate weekend. I understand you and your hard working crew deserve breaks and vacations. We understand missing the odd weekend because you all need to go to Tahiti or Dundlak or where you take your holidays. My daughter and I deserve our weekends, too. We prepared for no corrections one week. We accepted our loss and grieved appropriately. Imagine our extraordinary chagrin when we went to start our weekend this week and found this ruffianism running rampant regarding our recurring ritual. On easter weekend of all weekends. We don't get a legitimate weekend on one of the most important Sundays of the year. Shame, sir. I have thrown out Mara's Easter basket in protest. I hope you're pleased with robbing us of two concurrent weekends. I'm so upset. I need my weekends. I hope Mac Tonight visits you in your dreams every night until you return to us our ritual and legitimate weekends. See you at 100.
    Very Respectfully,
    Gary Rupp

  • @carpatheon4831
    @carpatheon4831 Před měsícem +19

    The best "Not a Corrections" ever.

  • @matthewcebrian
    @matthewcebrian Před měsícem +537

    The "back and forth/flip flop" joke was perfection.

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx Před měsícem +21

      Took a second or two for me to get that one. Man, I'm getting old.

    • @jamesb4523
      @jamesb4523 Před měsícem +14

      I seesaw between "it's perfection" and "too obvious".

    • @benverhaegen9006
      @benverhaegen9006 Před měsícem +11

      Oh man, that had me in stitches for an embarrassingly long time.

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim Před měsícem +10

      I judge by how much louder & earlier my reaction is than the in-person one. He knocked it out of the park & may get me evicted.

    • @davidyohalem629
      @davidyohalem629 Před měsícem +12

      @@jamesb4523 The essence of wisdom is being able to hold two conflicting opinions simultaneously.

  • @petabread33
    @petabread33 Před měsícem +217

    For most of you who don't watch A Closer Look, they actually put that at the end of the segment without any changes. YES!!!

    • @smussyolay
      @smussyolay Před měsícem +26

      I saw it before this came out. I was like -- I missed when it was introduced, but I didn't!

    • @nth.aurora
      @nth.aurora Před měsícem +19

      Correction: they did change the volume of the staff laughing. I was wondering why Buck sounded so far away.

    • @sir_vix
      @sir_vix Před měsícem +18

      I find it hard to believe that most of the jackals are members of the writing staff, so odds are that most 'people' here watch the main show content.

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 Před měsícem +15

      ​@@sir_vix right?? Who watches Corrections but not the rest of the show?

    • @bepowerification
      @bepowerification Před měsícem +2

      @@abbycross90210I watch the Closer Look too but I can imagine there are people who dont wanna watch it because 99% of it is talking about Trump and 1% Giuliani.

  • @jkadkin
    @jkadkin Před měsícem +12

    Omggggg here for the OPP and Canada reference, and 100% sending this to the two retired OPP officers in my family 😂😂😂 and the loonie!! So excited 🤓🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

  • @ryanyoung8638
    @ryanyoung8638 Před měsícem +59

    I hope Seth keeps giving Corrections random names now and then finally wins the Emmy this show deserves - It would be *chef’s kiss* if he wins & accepts the award for ‘Corrections: Episode 99 and 17/25’s, definitely maybe possibly could be should be would be but is not or maybe it is really Corrections’ 👌🏼😂

    • @ryanyoung8638
      @ryanyoung8638 Před měsícem +2

      If he wins I hope he thanks us Jackals first!

    • @Yarnofthewild
      @Yarnofthewild Před 29 dny +2

      Let me fkn find out! 😂😂😂

  • @brianalice
    @brianalice Před měsícem +83

    I love Animal Flubs.
    Also, Correction: the CEO of Nestle is not a gnome. The CEO of Nestle is a monster.

    • @danielmetcalf
      @danielmetcalf Před měsícem +17

      Too true, straight up one of the worst companies ever and responsible for some pretty disgusting acts.

    • @clarewillison9379
      @clarewillison9379 Před měsícem +8

      I was going to say N@zi but you’re right too.

    • @mimzynull7855
      @mimzynull7855 Před měsícem +8

      @@clarewillison9379 por que no los dos? lol

    • @joseph-zoramcbride4029
      @joseph-zoramcbride4029 Před 29 dny +3

      HA!! ... And also yes. He's the dragon of water; if he's not draining lakes/stealing other people's aquatics, he's done for.

  • @Missunderstood103
    @Missunderstood103 Před měsícem +174

    'Jokes on you cause I AM rich and we DON'T pay our taxes.'
    -Jackal King🤣🤣🤣

    • @judasdubois
      @judasdubois Před 29 dny +13

      I love that he followed that up with "oh no april 1st" which is also not the day american taxes are due, multi layered joke.

    • @gnaius
      @gnaius Před 28 dny +5

      ​@@judasdubois he's so rich he doesn't even know the tax day 😆😆

    • @DrPatriceBerry
      @DrPatriceBerry Před 28 dny +1

      @@judasdubois😂😂 we all know it is April 15th 😂😂

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Před 28 dny

      😆

  • @danielcampbell6708
    @danielcampbell6708 Před měsícem +14

    One of the best in a while! That joke about the Animal Flubs song killed me!

  • @ZagnutBar
    @ZagnutBar Před 29 dny +10

    0:53: the wig joke is an old David Letterman gag.
    When people said he had a toupee, he'd say "if I did, why would I get one that looked like this?"
    Considering Seth is in Letterman's old chair, it's kind of a sweet homage.

    • @larrymosher5045
      @larrymosher5045 Před 23 dny

      Wasn't Letterman at old Ed Sullivan theater, now home to the Colbert show.

    • @ZagnutBar
      @ZagnutBar Před 23 dny

      @@larrymosher5045 Late Night with David Letterman was his show at NBC before they passed him over as host if the Tonight Show and went to CBS. That's when he did the Late Show with David Letterman. Seth is the current host of David first late night job.

  • @randyastle3301
    @randyastle3301 Před měsícem +70

    He’s right. I missed Corrections episode 9 and nothing has made sense since. I’m glad this wasn’t Corrections because everything suddenly made sense again.

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu Před měsícem +109

    Wally "Two Trees" is the smartest man in history

    • @lindseypress4745
      @lindseypress4745 Před měsícem +8

      🌳🌳✌️

    • @MariaVosa
      @MariaVosa Před měsícem +2

      I got that reference!

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl Před měsícem +2

      “It’d be a real shame if I, say, FORGOT to drop the cue card, now wouldn’t it?”

  • @juliemacdonell6381
    @juliemacdonell6381 Před měsícem +10

    We love your imitations, your acting, and your humor. I wish people also spoke more frequently about your use of the "slow blink". Perfection!

  • @Articolate
    @Articolate Před 29 dny +11

    THE CANADIANS ! To Canadian Seth fans, much love to all y'all 💗

    • @tacen7
      @tacen7 Před 25 dny

      Hey thanks a lot buddy take it easy eh? 🍁

  • @kari_bear21
    @kari_bear21 Před měsícem +170

    Corrections brings so much chaotic joy to my life.

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 Před měsícem +5

      I love it so!

    • @shanerothery
      @shanerothery Před měsícem +6

      Same, though this wasn't Corrections.

    • @mattmacnavarro8060
      @mattmacnavarro8060 Před měsícem +3

      This ISN’T a corrections

    • @lesliebehan1596
      @lesliebehan1596 Před měsícem +2

      I usually love Fridays because of Corrections but this episode of Not Corrections was even more hilarious than Corrections. Hubby heard me crack up often. Thanks, Seth!

  • @DJGURR
    @DJGURR Před měsícem +108

    Corrections is the last bastion of meta humor in late night. So authentic

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Před měsícem +3

      Can ‘true meta’ be authentic though? Isn’t the truly meta more of a reflection on the nature of authenticity?

  • @JSDudeca
    @JSDudeca Před 29 dny +3

    After all these years I learned that it was not about the Ontario Provincial Police. I learned something from Seth!!!!!

  • @jeandrzyzgula
    @jeandrzyzgula Před měsícem +7

    I love that it's still titled corrections even after Seth said not to call it Corrections about fifteen times

  • @ollieoliver3356
    @ollieoliver3356 Před měsícem +155

    Seth is going to try and Zeno's paradox his way out of this, never reaching 100. Such a clever little tortoise.

    • @matttowner3179
      @matttowner3179 Před 26 dny

      That's what I'm hoping for. That it continues to approach 100 but never reaches 100.

  • @AAjootian
    @AAjootian Před měsícem +126

    You know you are a jackal when you are more excited about Thursday night than Friday night 🎉 ❤Fam

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +13

      When you are awake at one in the morning and you have to get up at five thirty for work....😅

    • @OmegaSparky
      @OmegaSparky Před měsícem +5

      🐾

    • @scarletspidernz
      @scarletspidernz Před měsícem +3

      For us in NZ its Friday nights :D
      Great way to end the week or start the weekend 😁

  • @jamiegrall9503
    @jamiegrall9503 Před 29 dny +8

    Please don't ever stop these! I don't usually watch late night talk shows, but Corrections randomly came on autoplay during the Pandemic and I've been obsessed since. It was Corrections that made me want to regularly watch a Closer Look!

  • @Rustmonger
    @Rustmonger Před měsícem +3

    I am happy to be among those who have never missed an episode. If this does truly end it will henceforth ruin every weekend for the rest of my life.

  • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
    @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods Před měsícem +266

    Getting to 100 is about to become as slowed down as sitting on the edge of a black hole.

    • @SyzygyNoon
      @SyzygyNoon Před měsícem +23

      Relatively speaking..

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před měsícem +7

      Limit theorem

    • @deux2tango52
      @deux2tango52 Před měsícem +7

      Let's hope so !

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim Před měsícem +12

      If we're lucky! Just no spaghettification, please.

    • @Aaron.Thomas
      @Aaron.Thomas Před měsícem +4

      Next week, corrections episode 99.8...

  • @LexicographicalPedant
    @LexicographicalPedant Před měsícem +94

    Somehow, a joke about Ferrari being uptight and judgemental is the most accurate thing in this episode of Rectification

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 Před měsícem +14

      Rectification! 🤭

    • @gus.smedstad
      @gus.smedstad Před 29 dny +5

      Ferrari is infamous for deciding who is, or isn’t, “good enough” to buy a Ferrari. Or, in cases like the F40, even more restrictive about who can purchase a specific model of Ferrari.

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 Před 29 dny +2

      Judgmental

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse Před 29 dny +3

      @@meganbarber3599well done, fellow jackal 👏🐾

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 Před 29 dny +2

      @@alumpyhorse 😂 Thank you, thank you very much. 🐾🐾

  • @garywhite2050
    @garywhite2050 Před měsícem +3

    I'm impressed that everyone has been so considerate of Seth's feelings not to mention that when he tilts his head down his hairline forms two perfect cat ears.🐱

  • @markfairbanks3533
    @markfairbanks3533 Před 29 dny +3

    Seth's not a wig hair is exactly the type of hair I'd expect on a person buying a Ferrari.

  • @catoninetales
    @catoninetales Před měsícem +105

    I love when I watch A Closer Look on Thursday night and there's a new insane tag at the end. I live in the comfort that it'll make sense in a few hours when Corrections gets posted.

    • @khallo151
      @khallo151 Před měsícem +9

      My new favorite thing

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 Před měsícem +3

      Same! Love it!

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před měsícem +4

      I burst out laughing at the "OR DON'T" one - I hope he reverts back to that and uses it until the end of time! 😂

  • @previnsnaidu1
    @previnsnaidu1 Před měsícem +57

    Corrections is by far the most hilarious thing on the internet. I use it as a barometer for new relationships to see if she’s able to get my humor lol

    • @TravisChalmers
      @TravisChalmers Před 29 dny +3

      If my wife ever starts enjoying corrections I'll have real concerns about her.

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 Před 29 dny

      It's pronounced thermometer.

  • @despasando
    @despasando Před 7 dny

    Corrections is one of the gems that makes life worth living. No joke. This is a free mental wellness weekly session. Changed/ing my life!!!!!!

  • @FixedAU
    @FixedAU Před měsícem +2

    Audible groan at the flip flop joke. Bravo, sir.

  • @wolfmoon09able
    @wolfmoon09able Před měsícem +85

    At the end of Closer Look I heard "then why are you still watching?" and I was like "oh no. Corrections energy creeping in again!" Then it was immediately a plug for corrections. You done good at prepping the people what to expect.

  • @Aura-Of-Syrinx
    @Aura-Of-Syrinx Před měsícem +68

    Animal Flubss is a banger, it shall not be bismirched!

    • @gianalfredo
      @gianalfredo Před měsícem +20

      Right!? Some people are just dead inside. Animal flubs is the best.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 Před měsícem +3

      I want one of those Koala cookies.

    • @C2C.
      @C2C. Před měsícem +3

      Loved that we were treated to Seth's theme song voiceover!

  • @desireeespinosa3954
    @desireeespinosa3954 Před 28 dny +1

    I love Corrections. Between this and the home shows during the pandemic I’ve become a fan of Seth and the whole crew.
    Thanks guys and gals

  • @Cruisey420
    @Cruisey420 Před 27 dny +1

    I started corrections a month or so ago and was told by Seth to watch them all in order. Being me i did and Seth went from my #3 late night host to number 1. My favorite moments, have to be the duel with the knitting community, ninja turtles, Pizza Hut, I work on computers and love to put it on in the background where I can watch. I’m embarrassed to say I’m 22 and like late night tv but there were times I legitimately bust out laughing in the middle of a quiet room filled with computer nerds. My favorite episodes are between 42, 64, 69, and 74 something about those episodes just really spoke to my humor. I wish you guys all the best, especially with that mini documentary you guys did just shows how amazing this all is and you just can’t help but have a great deal of respect for everyone in that crew.

  • @missolympiabinewski
    @missolympiabinewski Před měsícem +19

    Nobody jump down my throat, but this really felt like an episode of Corrections.

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 Před měsícem +5

      It may have. But Seth clearly stated it wasn't. Just like the card says at the end.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před měsícem +144

    Holy geeze there, guy. That Canuck accent is more Manitoba than Ontario.

    • @manaash4316
      @manaash4316 Před měsícem +11

      Like, 50% fewer 'ehs' and this Albertan would have thought he was an ubdercover canadian.

    • @starbreaker_zed
      @starbreaker_zed Před měsícem +6

      I know 'eh

    • @thomasw.5344
      @thomasw.5344 Před měsícem +4

      I find it strange that noone on the show seems to know about the Naughty by Nature/Canadian police conspiracy theory

    • @JohnFrancisShade
      @JohnFrancisShade Před měsícem +3

      Are there any Candians that say "about," rather than "aboot?"

    • @zDom
      @zDom Před měsícem +5

      I'm not from Canada, but I thought it sounded somewhere between Corner Gas and Letterkenny.

  • @MatthewGreenbaum
    @MatthewGreenbaum Před měsícem +7

    The pure joy this gives me every week is so wonderful. Thanks!

  • @innerspacegirl
    @innerspacegirl Před měsícem +5

    April 1st is April Fool's Day, not the day that taxes are due. (so pleased that I got my very first Corrections submission in under the wire)

  • @Alexis84DE
    @Alexis84DE Před měsícem +98

    I just want to say - 10 years with a majority of the same crew. That absolutely speaks to the amazing character Seth possesses. Must be an awesome dude if everyone sticks with him so long ❤

  • @manaash4316
    @manaash4316 Před měsícem +17

    "we dont pay our taxes" made me snort the water i was drinking. 😂

  • @ScorobeSlavinpoop
    @ScorobeSlavinpoop Před měsícem +36

    You just can't help throwing that freaking "S" at the end of the word Lego! Get it right Seth, you're pissing off the virgins! 😂

  • @TheFlowerGirl77
    @TheFlowerGirl77 Před 28 dny +3

    Thank you Seth for a wonderful version of “Not” Corrections that somehow still brought back all our fun from all the previous Corrections ( 😉 ), especially those fantastic cookies!
    Happy 100 Seth and the Corrections Team!!!!! 🎉

  • @CraigMader
    @CraigMader Před měsícem +71

    The Callback Episode with no graphics feels like old times,and in the spirit of the days when Corrections was five minutes long and plagued with corrections about earlier Corrections(T-Sock), you just said "porchase a porche-car". Never stop this.

  • @charlesgordon8751
    @charlesgordon8751 Před měsícem +72

    I just got my tickets to Cicada, Cicada! I'm so excited!

  • @jonathan1427
    @jonathan1427 Před měsícem +3

    "Legos"?
    I am seething. What are we even doing this for, Seth?

  • @kimberlyrobinson1751
    @kimberlyrobinson1751 Před měsícem +4

    99.5...LOVE IT!!! Makes me so happy when people don't get it! 😂 Please never stop Corrections! 😍

  • @IAmFJ1
    @IAmFJ1 Před měsícem +199

    99.5!
    Aw! He should just confess. He can't end it.
    I hope next week it's 99.6th episode. 😄

    • @crovax1375
      @crovax1375 Před měsícem +8

      Probably 9.75

    • @IAmFJ1
      @IAmFJ1 Před měsícem

      @@crovax1375 99.51

    • @Flexicor
      @Flexicor Před měsícem +22

      99.501

    • @TheUberjammer
      @TheUberjammer Před měsícem +10

      99.4
      The entire thing is a tease - from now on, it's back down to 46.

    • @IAmFJ1
      @IAmFJ1 Před měsícem +5

      @@Flexicor agreed.

  • @karenswartzlander5411
    @karenswartzlander5411 Před měsícem +38

    I love any mention of “Cicada, cicada,” and the “Or don’t” finally convinced me to check out Seth and Josh’s podcast.

  • @hannaganistic5148
    @hannaganistic5148 Před 27 dny

    If I'm ever lucky enough to see a live taping the only thing I truly want is a big hug from Wally..he seems like such a sweetheart :)

  • @neurodivergentdad
    @neurodivergentdad Před měsícem +3

    First time watching Corrections… some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gordonandmaggie6324
    @gordonandmaggie6324 Před měsícem +10

    What's a "healthy" amount of syphilis?
    Asking for a friend.

  • @bostonbusywork1
    @bostonbusywork1 Před měsícem +76

    I think we just learned that impression camp took place in Canada.

  • @DirtScraps
    @DirtScraps Před 28 dny +1

    That “back and forth” after the sandals vs, flip flops bit killed me. 🤣😂🤣

  • @shelbydavis2312
    @shelbydavis2312 Před měsícem +1

    You can't imagine my joy when I saw 99.5 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @tubabelle
    @tubabelle Před měsícem +66

    CORRECTION: If you start watching from Corrections Episode 1, you still won't understand the Lego references. Seth, get your youtube team to add the Corrections prequels to the playlist!

    • @Alice-jj4fe
      @Alice-jj4fe Před měsícem +5

      Thank you I watched them all and I still never got that or mac

    • @khallo151
      @khallo151 Před měsícem +5

      @@Alice-jj4fewell Mac is whole other ballgame…

    • @khallo151
      @khallo151 Před měsícem +8

      Brilliant. I saw the first corrections and but didn’t see the precursor Lego one until a year ago when CZcams randomly played it. 2020 was a chaotic time. Not like now of course

    • @KMStatsData
      @KMStatsData Před měsícem +3

      Thank you! I went back to the first Correction the other day looking for the Lego origin but couldn't find it and thought I was going crazy

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před měsícem +1

      @@khallo151, do you remember the header? Was it already called corrections?

  • @matthewforsee5092
    @matthewforsee5092 Před měsícem +57

    There are an infinite amount of numbers to get from 99.5 to 100 and I hope you do them all!

  • @Lisel_Wanders
    @Lisel_Wanders Před 27 dny +1

    God I love this man. We must never stop correcting him so he can never stop doing corrections. 100 more please!

  • @Beth-ie
    @Beth-ie Před měsícem +2

    Aw, BRO! You get me all excited and nervous - quivering with anticipation for CORRECTIONS #100 - and then you throw a bucket of ice water on me. After 99 + one "non" Corrections, I want to slap you across the face for making me wait for it. This has become an unhealthy relationship.
    I freakin' love it!

  • @SixPackShaun
    @SixPackShaun Před měsícem +58

    I finally went back and watched all the corrections to prep for #100. Because of the way the playlist is ordered, with the most recent episodes first, you can't let it auto play. You have to go to the end of the list, and after each episode, press the backward arrow button. Each episode watched involves making a conscious choice to go more and more backward. It really encapsulates the whole corrections experience.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Před měsícem +10

      Now, that's devotion. Isn't it annoying that YT doesn't give the option of reversing play order on the playlists?

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před měsícem +4

      @@chezmoi42, yes, that would be such a basic function! I've rewatched most of the old episodes in order, but that you always have to scroll for 2 m before you reach the end of the playlist, then find the one where you left off - at some point, I just gave up.

    • @AnnieThyme
      @AnnieThyme Před měsícem +3

      ​@chezmoi42 it would be very easy for whiever runs the late night yt channel to go in and set the playlist to play in order rather than most recent first, I have to assume they don't just to make it difficult for us Jackals 😂

    • @demitasse22
      @demitasse22 Před měsícem +7

      If you save the playlist, you can order it by date published

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Před 29 dny +1

      @@AnnieThyme It's not their problem, it's YT who should give us a choice of order, as they do with the general videos. I wouldn't want it 'oldest first' if I were looking for the latest video, but I would if I planned to watch from the first. YT knows how to code this.

  • @dontwanttochoosename
    @dontwanttochoosename Před měsícem +11

    I went to the zoo last week and I caught myself singing animal flubs every time I saw some weird animal. Now my kids won't go to the zoo anymore with me and I blame Seth for it.

  • @darcykydd5228
    @darcykydd5228 Před měsícem +1

    Seth, I am from Northern British Columbia, was a young teen when the song came out, and I distinctly remember my dad asking why there was a song about the Ontario Provincial Police. And I got to be the one to tell him, at the dinner table, what it was actually about. 😊

  • @richpeltier9519
    @richpeltier9519 Před měsícem +1

    Gotta clip that Mets joke as a short. Timing was perfect!

  • @christieharrison9542
    @christieharrison9542 Před měsícem +169

    Seth’s Canadian accent is miles better than his Aussie one. Well done!

    • @jennistafford-faris7022
      @jennistafford-faris7022 Před měsícem +17

      Impressions camp finally came through!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +2

      Well, NH....

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +4

      Well, NH is close....

    • @hellagood67
      @hellagood67 Před měsícem +3

      True that. Our accent is just too hard for some 😂😂😂😂 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺. Have a great looong weekend Christie

    • @djshotty1969
      @djshotty1969 Před měsícem +7

      Just think, Canada Ontario Provincial Police has the acronym COPP.🤣

  • @bebouchard
    @bebouchard Před měsícem +128

    I bet he does the same thing with his kids. "If you don't stop that by the time I count three, you're gonna be in big trouble! One...two...two-and-a-half...two-and-three-quarters..."

  • @breezyveezy
    @breezyveezy Před 25 dny

    After a full week of binging between work and sleep, I finally finished my full Corrections re-watch, and I’ve got to say, it’s definitely the best way to consume these. It keeps all the callbacks nice and fresh.

  • @epiphi
    @epiphi Před 29 dny +1

    This show brings me more joy than anything else in the world right now, and certainly than anything else on the internet, and I'm going to cry when it ends.

  • @silviastanziola659
    @silviastanziola659 Před měsícem +20

    Who doesn’t love the animal flubs song? It’s perfection.

    • @TMercan31
      @TMercan31 Před měsícem +2

      Right?

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 Před měsícem +3

      Apparently Seth doesn't. But he could just be kidding around the same way he's been kidding around that Corrections is going to end with episode 100. I mean, Corrections ending is a joke right? Right? I mean...
      Animal flubs ... animal flubs ... it's time to take a look at some animal flubs.

    • @TMercan31
      @TMercan31 Před měsícem +2

      @@DennisMoore664 I hope he's kidding.....

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 Před měsícem +1

      Aaand now it's stuck in my head.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před měsícem

      I LOVE the Animal Flubs Song! I would definitely listen to it if they put it on the music platforms. I keep humming it to myself after every time they use it. It slaps!

  • @satchmohub1
    @satchmohub1 Před měsícem +26

    I laughed so hard at the flip flops joke, I couldn't hear anyone else laughing..

  • @heydocb
    @heydocb Před měsícem +3

    Corrections is always like dinners with my family-reveling in long standing jokes (and feuds), an appreciation for sarcastically delivered bad jokes, and a welcoming to the party for all who get it.
    Not everyone will, and that’s just fine.
    I will miss it when it’s gone.

  • @tami4peace23
    @tami4peace23 Před 28 dny +1

    I love “not” corrections!! 😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻 it’s not and it wasn’t! 😵‍💫

  • @losergrad
    @losergrad Před měsícem +37

    I'd love it if Seth did a thing where he identified the laughs from corrections. Kinda like surprise inspections.

    • @HiIAmPaul
      @HiIAmPaul Před měsícem +2

      Brilliant

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +2

      Well, he definitely identified one of them in tonight's closer look

    • @khallo151
      @khallo151 Před měsícem +1

      Ooh yes the only two I can identify are Buck and Amber

  • @Gildedmuse
    @Gildedmuse Před měsícem +29

    Honestly something sexy about Seth just casually bossing people around regarding how to watch and title Corrections.

    • @khallo151
      @khallo151 Před měsícem +3

      He realized he could save time and have less to do after he’s done filming. Think smart not… unsmart.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Před měsícem +5

      Careful, Seth gets way too happy with himself if anyone suggests he’s attractive. Self doubt and disfunction is what drives comedy - we’ve got to keep him humble!

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Před měsícem +8

      @@betsiecleworth5853 Good call. Seth, you're hair is bad and when you close your eyes your face looks weird.
      Hopefully that's enough crippling doubt to get us to Correction 99 and 3/4ths.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Před měsícem +3

      @@Gildedmuse 🤭🤣🤣

  • @queenAaliyah3000
    @queenAaliyah3000 Před 26 dny

    "I'll go porchase a Porsche" broke my brain, Seth.

  • @nathanswink5145
    @nathanswink5145 Před 14 dny

    I just binged all of corrections to this point for the first time in the last week, have had some pretty genuine laughs. Worth the binge 7/10