CORRECTIONS Episode 99: Week of Monday, March 11

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  • @andybaldman
    @andybaldman Před 2 měsíci +2011

    For the 100th episode, just announce that you’re canceling the main show, and will be doing Corrections every night.

    • @BygonesBeingBygones
      @BygonesBeingBygones Před 2 měsíci +20

      That would be a trip

    • @gosendit
      @gosendit Před 2 měsíci +84

      A family trip?

    • @carolz5090
      @carolz5090 Před 2 měsíci +26

      Without the main show, the only thing Corrections will have to correct is…um…`er…I think there may be a teeny tiny flaw in your plan.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Před 2 měsíci +26

      ​@@carolz5090
      🤔 Seth could definitely correct other people, places, & things. 😁🤣😆

    • @dbagette
      @dbagette Před 2 měsíci

      @@gosendit And if you like those siblings, maybe check out The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show and How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa and Jonah Bayer

  • @justjustinin207
    @justjustinin207 Před 2 měsíci +1092

    Two weeks puts the 100th Corrections dangerously close to April Fools'.

    • @user-yn7yo1co3k
      @user-yn7yo1co3k Před 2 měsíci +26

      Uh-oh

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před 2 měsíci +31

      Oh thank god!

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před 2 měsíci +40

      But it won't be on April fools, that's a correction RIGHT THERE.

    • @verdatum
      @verdatum Před 2 měsíci +12

      I could be wrong, but I vaguely recall him acknowledging that the last correction would be close to April 1st, but that no, this wasn't an April fool's joke. I might be conflating that with another creator I follow who retired same time last year...

    • @JuanMPalacio
      @JuanMPalacio Před 2 měsíci +17

      Is he going to announce that Corrections is going to go on forever and then say April Fools? 😰

  • @tech-nomadic5218
    @tech-nomadic5218 Před 2 měsíci +70

    every friday morning when it first occurs to me that it is indeed friday morning i let out a yell of "CORRECTIONS!"

  • @satalia
    @satalia Před 2 měsíci +82

    Seth has gone from being terrified of Mac tonight, to drinking its blood.

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu Před 2 měsíci +299

    4 MORE YEARS (of corrections) 4 MORE YEARS!!!

    • @danielmetcalf
      @danielmetcalf Před 2 měsíci +4

      Damn, legit came here to say this ❤

  • @karenlepage-mindfulmaker
    @karenlepage-mindfulmaker Před 2 měsíci +384

    Not a correction, but love for Animal Flubs.
    I sang “animal flubs” out loud when my dog slipped on the hardwood floors yesterday morning. (He’s fine.)
    Then I sat down on the floor laughing at myself. The dog was confused but delighted that I collapsed down on the floor.
    Tonight’s ‘animal flubs’ was unhinged, and delightful. Art imitating life.

    • @JennaPitcherTHX1138
      @JennaPitcherTHX1138 Před 2 měsíci +19

      That's freaking hilarious! We sing Animal Flubs at our pets but going to start doing it when they do something silly

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@JennaPitcherTHX1138I do the same for Chonq-o-dog! (Full disclosure though, I constantly serenade him changing all the words of any song to Chonqy chonq chonq....or whatever, so he's pretty used to it.

    • @JennaPitcherTHX1138
      @JennaPitcherTHX1138 Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@chonqmonkAdorable! It's also fun to make up lyrics about your pets to Crooner Ghost from Conan

    • @Revelwoodie
      @Revelwoodie Před měsícem +6

      Ok yeah, but next time I'd like more information on how to spell "flubs." Not every detail on the order or anything, I just want to know the letters that you use.

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse Před měsícem +4

      I love Animal Flubs way, way too much

  • @katiesmith9223
    @katiesmith9223 Před 2 měsíci +19

    The genuine fear that you’d gotten infer vs imply wrong (which you did) was hilarious to me 😂 As a child, grandchild, great grandchild, and niece of teachers, welcome to my childhood 😂

  • @joegetto
    @joegetto Před 2 měsíci +58

    This show is slowly turning Seth into the world’s premier deadpan prop comic. Fantastic! Chefs kiss emoticon!

    • @Reliken
      @Reliken Před měsícem +1

      correction, you mean the chef's kiss EMOJI. Emoticons are *textual* representations of images - made up of punctuation marks, ASCII characters, letters, and numbers, such as: ;-) and =P and 8===D. Emoji are the little tiny graphics/images, such as the chef's kiss that you describe.

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl Před 2 měsíci +421

    1:46 Seth fishin’ around in his negroni like Meatball Ron eatin’ pudding. 😂

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 Před 2 měsíci +16

      And then he pretends not to know what to do with his nasty wet hand and then wipes it on his pant leg. Maybe 100 is the magic number.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 2 měsíci +18

      Ol' Puddin' Fingers

    • @kylman5001
      @kylman5001 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Phalange fishing

    • @pinchezardina
      @pinchezardina Před 2 měsíci

      Now I want negroni pudding

    • @smugandsmarmy
      @smugandsmarmy Před 2 měsíci +8

      Oh dear lord, THAT made me laugh way too hard!! ♥️

  • @kennedye2112
    @kennedye2112 Před 2 měsíci +156

    That Lego "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" picture was amazing as was the BrickHeadz Wally. Kudos to the jackals crafting these delightful works of art.

    • @dmochat
      @dmochat Před 2 měsíci +6

      So it wasn't a Lego Wally after all! You know, I thought the head didn't quite look like something that Lego bricks could create... still dope as hell, though 😂

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma Před měsícem +6

      ​@@dmochat No, it's LEGO. BrickHeadz is just a kind of LEGO set meant to capitalise on Funko Pops' popularity.

    • @dmochat
      @dmochat Před měsícem +4

      @@PerovNigma ohhhh ok! Cool, thanks for the Correction™!

  • @mc76
    @mc76 Před 2 měsíci +27

    I love how Seth introduced a new segment in the penultimate episode of Corrections.

    • @kathleen109
      @kathleen109 Před 2 měsíci +11

      Thank you for using penultimate. I used it in a work email and received feedback that someone replied all without me and said I was being all fancy.

    • @bretthake7713
      @bretthake7713 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@kathleen109 I'd like to issue a correction to whoever did that - sending a reply all in a work environment to criticize one person's vocabulary is brain-broken behavior

  • @notenoughmonkeys
    @notenoughmonkeys Před 2 měsíci +237

    Not going to lie, when Seth read my Closer Look/Closter Locke correction, I was so happy, then he proceeded to credit it to the wrong person... I haven't felt this let down since the actual ending of Lost. This jackal has never been happier! Thanks.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 2 měsíci +24

      I "liked" your correction, so I felt validated by proxy. Good job, NotEnough! Good job, me, for liking funny comments!

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 2 měsíci +13

      Since most corrections worth reading are obvious and repeat ad nauseam in the comments, I wonder if they try to credit it to whoever posted it first, or just whichever they saw first.....I'm guessing the latter.

    • @garybaldrick
      @garybaldrick Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@chonqmonkI think this fails the “worth reading” part of your litmus test.

    • @wallacerose8663
      @wallacerose8663 Před 2 měsíci +9

      'A Closer Locke' is genius, but I also loved the end of Lost dearly, so I am unclear on if my opinion can be trusted 🤣

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl Před 2 měsíci +23

      Getting a correction acknowledged is always a thrill! I was lucky to get one read in episode 11 (Justifications) and then didn’t get another until episode 82 (Jack O’Lantern, not pumpkin) and again in episode 95 (Bird Bane’s beak). And now I’m stoked that Seth backed me up this week about that slice not being from Pizza Hut! 🍕

  • @kiki__21
    @kiki__21 Před 2 měsíci +89

    I am currently in the first stage of grief about Corrections ending: denial

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před 2 měsíci +14

      I’m at rage.

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 2 měsíci +8

      @@anro7137Seems a bit premature for rage (and/or denial), but hey: you do you.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před 2 měsíci

      Too soon? Yeah, I hope it continues. Laughing every night is the best!

  • @californiapagan
    @californiapagan Před 2 měsíci +72

    Seth, I infer from your card at the end that the big decision you are considering is keeping Corrections going. I want you to know when you make this decision that Corrections has created a community of your fans. It contains the best running gags in late night and makes us feel connected to the show in a way that no other show does. Do what you must, but please consider keeping it going.

    • @JayPayne-ys5rr
      @JayPayne-ys5rr Před 2 měsíci +5

      Infer! I see what you did there. 😂

    • @InformationLiesAtTheEdges
      @InformationLiesAtTheEdges Před měsícem

      I second that!

    • @aprophethere
      @aprophethere Před měsícem +5

      all good things must come to an end. but all great things must keep going.

    • @mainemade73
      @mainemade73 Před měsícem

      Pleeeeas-uh Seth Pleeeese🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

  • @lukevaughn2075
    @lukevaughn2075 Před měsícem +8

    I was ready for Jenny to pop out after the pencil joke to say “HOW DARE YOU?!??!”

  • @loganhall3477
    @loganhall3477 Před 2 měsíci +281

    Thank you for making the animal flubs completely unhinged.

    • @Naryoril
      @Naryoril Před 2 měsíci +26

      Making? Was it ever near a hinge?

    • @commaJim
      @commaJim Před 2 měsíci +16

      ​@@Naryorilthere weren't even hinges nearby

    • @MariaVosa
      @MariaVosa Před 2 měsíci +3

      It was practically Lynchian!

    • @signaltonoise.online3729
      @signaltonoise.online3729 Před 2 měsíci +5

      The hardware store is out of hinges at this point

    • @artlewellan2294
      @artlewellan2294 Před 2 měsíci

      @@signaltonoise.online3729 speaking for those who tend doors for a living, hinges are pretty reliable devices for directing entrance and exit points (in time & space).

  • @kiki__21
    @kiki__21 Před 2 měsíci +449

    The Baze bit is exactly why you have to start watching Corrections from the beginning.
    Edit: For those who don’t know the reference, it’s from episode 66. Not to spoil anything, but the whole episode is incredible and absolutely worth watching from start to end.
    But if you only want the Baze of Glory part, the bit starts at 7.14, and there’s a callback starting at 11.17. Again, I’d recommend that any true jackals watch from start to end.
    czcams.com/video/A5edVttzSUE/video.htmlsi=KnxRlXcfEfGEnZfg

    • @catthoagland4997
      @catthoagland4997 Před 2 měsíci +47

      I've watched everyone from day one.. I'm still kinda confused 😆

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 2 měsíci +28

      "Going down in a Baze of glory."
      All rights reserved by Big Music, Inc.

    • @RoryStarr
      @RoryStarr Před 2 měsíci +20

      I've watched them all and for the life of me I cannot remember the bit. Love it.

    • @winner_joiner
      @winner_joiner Před 2 měsíci +19

      But we just watch because we have "stockholm syndrome", newcomers have a way out, and a brighter future😉. 😅

    • @yesloow
      @yesloow Před 2 měsíci +21

      Christ, now I have to watch all of these again?

  • @adamhansard4647
    @adamhansard4647 Před 2 měsíci +14

    Seth, Corrections is the highlight of our week! Your humor and camaraderie with your team is such a life lesson for everyone. May you continue Corrections as long as you do the show! Or maybe only monthly, we’ll take whatever we can get!

  • @montlejohnbojangles8937
    @montlejohnbojangles8937 Před 2 měsíci +69

    Seth I need you to understand that I'm extremely high right now and you can't spring that Animal Flubs nightmare fuel on me like this out of nowhere.

    • @arabchristraeger
      @arabchristraeger Před měsícem +5

      Thank you for making me laugh so god damn hard nine days later when I'm in a pretty dark place. ilu

    • @l.w.d.431
      @l.w.d.431 Před měsícem +2

      It woke me up from me stoney nap… horrifying

    • @montlejohnbojangles8937
      @montlejohnbojangles8937 Před měsícem +2

      @@arabchristraeger Hang in there friend, keep making other people laugh. ❤️

    • @somebodyspecific2410
      @somebodyspecific2410 Před měsícem

      ​@@arabchristraegerHope things look up friend!

  • @daltongrowley5280
    @daltongrowley5280 Před 2 měsíci +131

    I've been noticing more and more of corrections leaking into the main show lately.

    • @realityjunky
      @realityjunky Před 2 měsíci +26

      As it should.

    • @Flexicor
      @Flexicor Před 2 měsíci +20

      May be thats how corrections shall live on

    • @commonsense571
      @commonsense571 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Yes!!🎉🎉🎉

    • @thatfatman6978
      @thatfatman6978 Před 2 měsíci +50

      There is a main show?!?

    • @jevogroni4829
      @jevogroni4829 Před 2 měsíci +22

      everybody knows corrections is what took the show to the next level

  • @-laydeeintrigue-
    @-laydeeintrigue- Před 2 měsíci +69

    I think you should keep missed opportunities. Or not.
    Edit: "See me in two weeks" is always such a gut punch. 😂

    • @claddagh1826
      @claddagh1826 Před měsícem +1

      i am really surprised he is already taking a week off after the previous hiatus. he went, like, two months without any breaks before that.

  • @Kannushi5
    @Kannushi5 Před 2 měsíci +31

    Speaking of your little bro, saw him on Kimmel. He's never gonna hurt for work long as Newsom stays out front. 😂

  • @Harrydewulf
    @Harrydewulf Před 2 měsíci +17

    "Legos" came up in the NYT crossword a week or two ago. I abandoned it in disgust, and broke a 60 week+ streak.

    • @SenatorRobinson
      @SenatorRobinson Před 2 měsíci +2

      It was just the mini. Don’t get mad at the mini.

    • @Harrydewulf
      @Harrydewulf Před měsícem

      @@SenatorRobinson It's been in the main multiple times.

  • @KatySueWho
    @KatySueWho Před 2 měsíci +97

    When Seth tried to call Andy my heart broke into a million pieces.💔😢 I can’t let go of Corrections! WE CAN’T LET GO OF CORRECTIONS!!

  • @Th3Psych0hippy
    @Th3Psych0hippy Před 2 měsíci +249

    I'm so worried this was my last ever Animal Flubs

    • @user-yn7yo1co3k
      @user-yn7yo1co3k Před 2 měsíci +18

      Are there 12-step programs that can help us?

    • @suvi2787
      @suvi2787 Před 2 měsíci +17

      And it was such an extremely good one !

    • @clintgordon1999
      @clintgordon1999 Před 2 měsíci +8

      It did have a 'Leaf on the wind' vibe :/

    • @Yarnofthewild
      @Yarnofthewild Před 2 měsíci +5

      I feel this way too! It was as if he/ the writers was/were saying goodbye

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess Před 2 měsíci +2

      He would've said it was the last-ever one, so worry not.

  • @carrierogers874
    @carrierogers874 Před 2 měsíci +9

    The Big Brothers and Big Sisters joke was great. I haven't ROLFed since the aughts, but you had me going.

  • @Possumonaut
    @Possumonaut Před 2 měsíci +28

    Let's create our own Emmys and send them to Seth and The Crew. A JackalEmmyTacular.

    • @rikkidelaine
      @rikkidelaine Před 2 měsíci +6

      A JackalEmmyTacular full of DIY Emmys for all sorts of awards.

    • @ThePathOfLukeResistance
      @ThePathOfLukeResistance Před 2 měsíci +5

      Animal Flubs for Best Song.

    • @ThePathOfLukeResistance
      @ThePathOfLukeResistance Před 2 měsíci +6

      Maybe 30 Rock is flooded with fake Emmys they'll give Seth some budget for the show.

    • @Possumonaut
      @Possumonaut Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@ThePathOfLukeResistance Or someone will decide to sponsor to appeal to the Jackals.

    • @TheMrsworsfold
      @TheMrsworsfold Před 2 měsíci +2

      What other fake Emmys could we send in?

  • @TheVoulenterilyMad
    @TheVoulenterilyMad Před 2 měsíci +272

    The Baze shoutout was bittersweet. On one hand, it's lovely the way Seth will give his writers a spotlight. On the other hand, it is devastating to find out that people spend time writing the correction jokes.

    • @Eighthplanetglass
      @Eighthplanetglass Před 2 měsíci +6

      Truly 😢

    • @Eighthplanetglass
      @Eighthplanetglass Před 2 měsíci +9

      Kiiiiiidding I f ucking love these writers

    • @Chris-io2cs
      @Chris-io2cs Před 2 měsíci +38

      I think it's a pretty small number of jokes that are staff submitted, that's why baze is getting called out. In fact he's probably messing with Seth by submitting jokes.

    • @vibekewl
      @vibekewl Před 2 měsíci +28

      For 100th I want a "Behind the scenes" or "How it's made". Maybe home interview with the jackals. I find it astonoshing if somenody actually writes these "jokes", I assumed they wrote themself based on the wonderfull jackal material.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 2 měsíci +34

      @@vibekewl I agree! "Behind the Jokes: the Corrections stories they didn't want you to know. All the scandals behind the Emmy-losing series. The CZcams true story of one man's battle with Lego brand blocks. "

  • @Olive_O_Sudden
    @Olive_O_Sudden Před 2 měsíci +38

    The Lego Wally is magnificent!

    • @Lisa-ih2cf
      @Lisa-ih2cf Před měsícem +2

      I wish I could like multiple times for Lego Wally

  • @aimeeward44
    @aimeeward44 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I will miss being a part of this ongoing in-joke. All the best to you and all the writers.

  • @samanthajames7569
    @samanthajames7569 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I love the “baze of glory call back”

  • @secotioid
    @secotioid Před 2 měsíci +216

    That Rupert Murdoch "Australian accent" was completely incomprehensible, ya nailed it!

    • @megletable
      @megletable Před 2 měsíci +12

      Simultaneously nailed it and feels like a hate crime

    • @Eighthplanetglass
      @Eighthplanetglass Před 2 měsíci +8

      Impression camp open this summer?

    • @dmochat
      @dmochat Před 2 měsíci +4

      and yet comprehensible enough that they still had to bleep it 😂
      If anyone was gonna thread that needle, it's Seth 😂

    • @briancook9165
      @briancook9165 Před 2 měsíci

      Except that he said "assholes," whereas no true Australian would ever miss an opportunity to say "c*nt"

    • @Xhumed
      @Xhumed Před 2 měsíci +3

      Because Murdoch is melting, like that bad guy in Robocop? You know, the one who played a surgeon in ER, whose mortal enemy was helicopters.

  • @redstripedownofficial
    @redstripedownofficial Před 2 měsíci +64

    So glad I found this in its infancy and have been present for the entire metamorphosis of the show. I look forward to it every week

    • @mainemade73
      @mainemade73 Před měsícem

      Agreed the arc has been breathtaking. Cicada Cicada to you dear person❤

  • @kaledrost3769
    @kaledrost3769 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Boss: Why are you late today?
    Me: Well they had Animal Flubs on Corrections this morning.
    Boss: ...
    Me: Parrot edition.
    Boss:...
    Me: Parrot edition...

  • @mikecif4123
    @mikecif4123 Před měsícem +2

    Seth's American Beauty joke proves he's the biggest jackal out of all of us. Love this episode!!!

  • @mikeimbrogno4150
    @mikeimbrogno4150 Před 2 měsíci +105

    Speaking as a guy who sometimes wakes up with "Animal Flubs" in his head*, this Animal Flubs is pure nightmare fuel.
    *I'm not proud

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před 2 měsíci +7

      The original animal flubs theme slaps AND slays. This one was a very inferior model.

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I've been waking up with W.A.S.P. Animal (Flub Like A Beast) in my head. Slightly different vibe. Though as it's an earworm, just as repetitive.

  • @CaptainNuge
    @CaptainNuge Před 2 měsíci +54

    Correction: you were correct that it should have been "Implied". An implication is something you make as you speak, an inference is something your audience draws from what you've said.

    • @PadawanAkuki
      @PadawanAkuki Před 2 měsíci +3

      There it was. I was just making sure. ^_^

    • @nandfednu3502
      @nandfednu3502 Před měsícem +1

      i commented and then realized i shouldve made sure

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před 2 měsíci +157

    Please for the love of God Seth, don’t stop at 100!

    • @dougr550
      @dougr550 Před 2 měsíci +23

      All good things must come to an end....so this will likely go on forever because it's terrible

    • @user-yn7yo1co3k
      @user-yn7yo1co3k Před 2 měsíci +3

      💯‼️

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@dougr550suits us

    • @anamariaguadayol2335
      @anamariaguadayol2335 Před 2 měsíci +3

      God Seth? I think there needs to be a comma between Seth and G-d.

    • @francesinez126
      @francesinez126 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@anamariaguadayol2335 Hmmm... yeah... but... really?

  • @darkmarc
    @darkmarc Před 2 měsíci +14

    All I can think about every time "Animal Flubs" runs is -- "Somebody got a paycheck for that..."

  • @opehliakai7158
    @opehliakai7158 Před 2 měsíci +3

    My husband was laid off 4 months ago in a mass layoff and I’m unable to work due to a disability… it’s been a rough time for us, but discovering Corrections has given us some much needed laughter! We watched from episode one and it’s been a way to forget our troubles for awhile. We LOVE IT! Thank you for giving us such a gift!

  • @commonsense571
    @commonsense571 Před 2 měsíci +113

    I second my fellow Jackal: if you can’t say “slay” or “slaps” , SETH YOUR MISSION IS TO MAKE “Fetch” HAPPEN!!

    • @majrBuzzkill
      @majrBuzzkill Před 2 měsíci +5

      Stop making fetch happen

    • @scottahrens9331
      @scottahrens9331 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Can you use it in a sentence please?

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@scottahrens9331 “He's playing fetch . . . with my kids . . . he's treating my kids like they're dogs.”

    • @Beth-ie
      @Beth-ie Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@scottahrens9331 "You look quite fetching in your new suit, young Mr. Smith." I'd assume (prob wrong) that "fetch" could mean "good," "nice," or even "eye-catching?" But beats me. To me, it just means "playing fetch" with a dog. Now, go slay! Peace, out. 😉

    • @scottahrens9331
      @scottahrens9331 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@razzledazzyl @beth-ie thanks for your “help”

  • @dessel5683
    @dessel5683 Před 2 měsíci +23

    i love introducing Missed Opportunities right before the 100 episode end

  • @danielovercash1093
    @danielovercash1093 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Please don't stop corrections. It is hands down the funniest part of all the late night shows

  • @sethswheelhouse
    @sethswheelhouse Před 2 měsíci +3

    If you want to be done with corrections, I understand. That being said I very much hope you choose to continue. It is a joy and an absolute pleasure to have every week.

  • @rgs8970
    @rgs8970 Před 2 měsíci +46

    Post-Day-Drinking Corrections are so aggressive 😂😭 I love it

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Wait what? Did I miss something, how’d you know this is post-day drinking??!

    • @dmochat
      @dmochat Před 2 měsíci +3

      when was there a Day-Drinking segment?

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@betsiecleworth5853 he went day drinking with Kristen Stewart, they mention it during the interview, airs march 26th, if I'm remembering correctly.

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@dmochatthe day before the Kristen Stewart interview, but it hasn't aired yet

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Před 2 měsíci

      @@phelan_pt ha, fair enough

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu Před 2 měsíci +63

    WRONG! We miss the part where you say YOU LOVE US!!

    • @commonsense571
      @commonsense571 Před 2 měsíci +11

      🙋🏻‍♀️ I concur ❤

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Well, he obviously doesn't anymore. 😢

    • @johnchiu
      @johnchiu Před 2 měsíci +11

      @@lenkacfk7155...is that why he's leaving us?

    • @jeffbooker
      @jeffbooker Před 2 měsíci +11

      We love you And stay safe.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@jeffbooker Now I never remember to stay safe.

  • @hilaryconners1136
    @hilaryconners1136 Před 2 měsíci +10

    My daughter got all excited -thought you were going to mention what she sent in! ...guess my daughter isn't your only kid jackal 😂

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax Před 2 měsíci +5

    I think the crossword people fucked up because they’ll now have to make a hundred part absurdist CZcams series to make up for saying “Legos” one time 😂

  • @mikeobrien6411
    @mikeobrien6411 Před 2 měsíci +230

    For the 100th Corrections, Seth should get a perm like Ewan McGregor suggested.

    • @leapintothewild
      @leapintothewild Před 2 měsíci +7

      At the very least, he could just roll it on perm rods with some pink Dippity Do and the appropriate tissue, then wash it out later.

    • @X2_DACA
      @X2_DACA Před 2 měsíci +1

      Best Comment 🏅

    • @alexandernordstrom1617
      @alexandernordstrom1617 Před 2 měsíci +19

      I'm not sure how the wig would hold up to that

    • @LateNightwithStudBuyers
      @LateNightwithStudBuyers Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@alexandernordstrom1617Seth demonstrated thoroughly how that wig ain't coming off, so the perm is back on the menu.
      great way to kick off the next hundred episodes of corrections, because obv he wouldn't cancel something so near and dear to you and me... wouldn't even dream of it... would you, Seth?

    • @pollyester6627
      @pollyester6627 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@alexandernordstrom1617 😄😄😄

  • @LindaC616
    @LindaC616 Před 2 měsíci +43

    Thank you to whomever hustles to get these up before 3am EST.
    With gratitude
    East Coast jackal (2403)

    • @demitasse22
      @demitasse22 Před 2 měsíci +1

      2403 is not military time.
      It’s 0003
      Midnight is 0000
      Or my favorite “balls”
      Balls 30 is 0030
      Aka 1230am

    • @hooterie
      @hooterie Před měsícem +2

      I love that I just learned something valuable while reading the Corrections comments' replies...not that I can use it, because I have four kids and I teach middle school.
      But now I know. And that's what really matters.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem

      @@demitasse22 2403 is my jackal number 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem

      @@hooterie you can use it when you take the students on a field trip to Europe!🙂 They use it, particularly on train and bus schedules, show times, etc!

    • @hooterie
      @hooterie Před měsícem +1

      @@LindaC616 lol no I mean the "0000 = balls" part.
      PS -- all middle school teachers everywhere may not be able to say these things out loud, but we are definitely giggling on the inside. 🫣😂

  • @kelvarnsen
    @kelvarnsen Před 2 měsíci +5

    That Baby Ruth/sloth joke took me a second but once I got it, it was amazing. And it is still making me smile.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Před 2 měsíci +3

      i completely missed it. in fact, I was staring at the bar going, "I don't get it" to myself. disappointing :(

  • @MusicMyBeloved
    @MusicMyBeloved Před 2 měsíci +31

    I got abdominal surgery this week and I'm kinda heart broken that I had to stop watching this after about five minutes in as I'm genuinely concerned I'll rip my stitches from laughing. A literally gut busting episode of corrections lol

    • @bowdencable7094
      @bowdencable7094 Před měsícem +2

      Wait, are you ... Kate Middleton?

    • @Heterogeneity
      @Heterogeneity Před 12 dny +1

      I hope you have healed up and can safely return to enjoy this episode now.

    • @MusicMyBeloved
      @MusicMyBeloved Před 8 dny

      @@Heterogeneity so sweet! Yep all good :D

  • @xmann10761
    @xmann10761 Před 2 měsíci +88

    Pedantic point: the building blocks in the crossword puzzle could be Duplo...

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Před 2 měsíci +17

      Such a Jackal!! Noice!

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Maybe in a quiz, but Legos and crosswords are based on being connected correctly.

    • @SenatorRobinson
      @SenatorRobinson Před 2 měsíci +7

      Are Duplo considered tiny? The proper clue would be “medium small” building blocks.

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@WHFitzgerald-bl5wj So even when they're plurals. I'll remember.

    • @drtaverner
      @drtaverner Před 2 měsíci

      I was just thinking this! 😂

  • @heatherbayless3643
    @heatherbayless3643 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I love the Sloth callback. I was just thinking the other day about the 'don't do Sloth!' bits and this cracked me up tonight.

  • @kaiwangle5003
    @kaiwangle5003 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I'm starting to think that bringing back animal flubs is just Seth's way of softening the blow of corrections coming to an end

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Před 2 měsíci +27

    Can I just say that I love the idea of Shoemaker getting the show's writers from orphanages. "Please sir, may I have more gruel?" I hear them say.
    "Not until you write 100 more jokes. GOOD ones, this time!" he replies.

  • @masterkief7608
    @masterkief7608 Před 2 měsíci +19

    I'm coming down from mushrooms. I didn't need that animal flubs part 😂😂

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Er mate I don’t know how to tell you this but there was no Animal Flubs part…

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim Před 2 měsíci

      😂😂 ​@@betsiecleworth5853

  • @m0rfans
    @m0rfans Před 2 měsíci +5

    Brilliant! New segment "Missed Opportunities" starting Ep.99 out of 100. Bravo.

  • @GeoffreyNoPants
    @GeoffreyNoPants Před 2 měsíci +5

    SETH IMPLIED THE PERFECT SOLUTION: Keep the bit after next week, but change the name to "Oh, You Again?". BOOM! Corrections over, but we still get this segment 😎 C'mon Jack, I'm not kiddin' around 😎

  • @SamanthaDiane
    @SamanthaDiane Před 2 měsíci +35

    Hiatus: a time to reflect on the big decision of please not ending corrections!
    We all know that even if you end corrections, the jackals will never stop commenting corrections in the comments.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 2 měsíci +9

      And they will become so pedantic and petty that the world will never be the same! Think about that before ending a safe outlet for these kind of things.

    • @scotv5099
      @scotv5099 Před 2 měsíci +4

      I'm hoping that's what he meant... I've been reading the back of the card for hints about the future of corrections

    • @TVFilmFriends
      @TVFilmFriends Před 2 měsíci

      Would be fun to see a CZcamsr make CORRECTIONS a format if he ever dares to stop 😂

  • @louspowels7120
    @louspowels7120 Před 2 měsíci +40

    1:15 corrections correction: empty SKULL, not brain.

    • @513morris
      @513morris Před 2 měsíci +6

      Corrections correction correction: 0:55

    • @creacher
      @creacher Před 2 měsíci +3

      What would an image of Rudy Giuliani's empty brain look like, a blank radiographic film?

    • @shrapo
      @shrapo Před měsícem

      @@creacherwell technically not a radiograph as a radiographer is an image of an X-ray and he already established that it wasn’t an xrayt

  • @juanrodriguezjr451
    @juanrodriguezjr451 Před měsícem +2

    Of all the late shows I've seen, no other show includes and shows constant appreciation for the behind the scenes staff. Another reason to love this show.

  • @abi188
    @abi188 Před 2 měsíci +7

    The legos / lego bricks call back 😂😂😂

    • @kathleen109
      @kathleen109 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Full circle, which makes me very worried he's not joking about 100 being the last. 😢😢😢😢😢

  • @GrimeCrimes
    @GrimeCrimes Před 2 měsíci +14

    I'll be sad to see this series go. This is the only segment from a late night talk show that has made me pause the video so I can recover from laughing too much. Low-key, it has gotten me through some hard times since I started watching it around the time episode 30 came out, and no matter what - because of this series - I will continue to be a fan of Seth and his crew.

  • @holstorrsceadus1990
    @holstorrsceadus1990 Před 2 měsíci +113

    Jackal here, you called yourself a big brother but that is incorrect. You are an older brother. Josh is 2 inches taller than you so he's the big brother. I learned this while listening to the Nick Offerman episode of your podcast.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Oh nice! Not to add insult to general objectification but who is the heaviest though?

    • @Xophien
      @Xophien Před 2 měsíci +28

      Seth has a podcast?! I wonder why he's never mentioned it before.

    • @holstorrsceadus1990
      @holstorrsceadus1990 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@betsiecleworth5853 probably also Josh. They said he was the more Nick Offerman like of the two brothers.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Před 2 měsíci

      @@holstorrsceadus1990 that could mean he’s good at woodworking

    • @margoelizabethmiller
      @margoelizabethmiller Před měsícem

      heavier...@@betsiecleworth5853

  • @LJ-fc6ri
    @LJ-fc6ri Před měsícem +3

    I was super depressed today so I decided to catch up on 'Corrections'. Just finished watching from Oct 2023 through this one and it completely turned my day around. Cannot wait for the 100th episode! 🙂

  • @Beth-ie
    @Beth-ie Před 2 měsíci +4

    As the back of the card says: "Hiatus is a time to reflect on big decisions." May you reflect on the decision to end Corrections.
    You KNOW how many of us love it. And I know it's an extra job for Seth, spending his Thursdays writing Corrections, and then making it AFTER the last episode of the week, when everyone wants to go home. But, just reflect on it! Will never stop watching LNSM. But, man, it's been a blast being a jackal!!!
    Thank you for creating Corrections. Totally original concept.... and one hell of a fun ride. Bravo!

    • @michelleb7399
      @michelleb7399 Před měsícem

      I was looking for a comment about the back of the card. Gives hope to the idea he may have taken some of his time during hiatus to reflect of the decision to end Corrections and decide maybe it’s not a good thing to do. Even if Corrections went to every-other week, that would be better than none at all.

  • @gerarddominus35
    @gerarddominus35 Před 2 měsíci +21

    It will not be the 100th episode of Corrections next. Since you only did one correction last week that makes last week's episode Correction singular not Corrections plural, which means the official count is currently 98 episodes of Corrections, 1 episode of Correction. The next episode of Corrections will only bring the total to 99 episodes.

    • @dmochat
      @dmochat Před měsícem +2

      @@WHFitzgerald-bl5wj Was it the SpecJackular?

  • @5mariomaster
    @5mariomaster Před 2 měsíci +43

    Please don’t stop, I truly count down for this 12-15 min of weekly content and it makes me so happy!

  • @DaniMol
    @DaniMol Před 2 měsíci +1

    The amount of tension I feel whenever Seth calls Andy and the phone is ringing in this show is akin to seeing the timer of an explosion but you never know exactly how much time is left, while trying to disarm a bomb and there's somebody with a gun pointed to one of your loved ones.
    I love Corrections so much.
    Seth. This. This right here. This thing you have created, it is your best work.
    Cheers from Costa Rica.

  • @Batters56
    @Batters56 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Is anyone with me that this is actually the 98th Corrections? Because the Specjacular is listed as Number 51 in the playlist. But Seth categorically states the Specjacular is not a corrections during it. So therefore the numbering is too high by one.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Před 2 měsíci

      so many people are saying this, and not one person is correcting Seth being wrong about 51 not being an episode. All it takes is one person to say, "Correction, Episode 51 is an episode" and then Seth will be wrong and we'll have 100 episodes BUUUTTTT I'd rather we have the whole "2001 is the new century" debate, where episode 101 is really the 100th episode. That's more fun.

  • @marsbitrona5920
    @marsbitrona5920 Před 2 měsíci +38

    You love Corrections. We love Corrections. The crew probably want to see their families. But mostly the first two things. Keep the dream alive!

  • @charlesgordon8751
    @charlesgordon8751 Před 2 měsíci +27

    Im so relieved to see Wally again. My world is full again.

  • @alexa582
    @alexa582 Před měsícem +1

    I watch Corrections with my coffee every Friday morning. I genuinely get so excited to watch Corrections! Truly, my favorite moment of the week. Thanks for being so great, so funny, and so damn consistent. I raise my Negroni in honor of your 100. And I raise it again for 100 more.
    Together, you, me, and Bird Bane will take Mac down.

  • @wallacerose8663
    @wallacerose8663 Před 2 měsíci +3

    It's 12.40 in the morning right now, and I'm pretty sure i just woke up my housemates laughing so loudly at the Animal Flubs/podcast section.

  • @davegrove795
    @davegrove795 Před 2 měsíci +14

    May Corrections live another hundo! Huzzah!!

  • @nitroglycerific9295
    @nitroglycerific9295 Před 2 měsíci +25

    I bet someone's gonna have a Slothicus tattoo by Corrections 100 😂

  • @basement56
    @basement56 Před 2 měsíci +5

    the absolute dead silence at the Baby Ruth while it takes everyone a second to get there... that's why I come back every Friday morning

    • @DavidHennigar
      @DavidHennigar Před měsícem +5

      The motto of impressions camp is “Don’t Do Sloth,” in Latin of course. #CorrectionsCallback

    • @Pseudowolf
      @Pseudowolf Před měsícem

      That was one hell of a deep cut!

  • @neebs929
    @neebs929 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Best animal Flubs ever. Which had to beat a high bar.

  • @coreybangs
    @coreybangs Před 2 měsíci +39

    “Oh, Happy Corrections’ Day!
    May ye Jackals,
    and the Normals
    sing in tritone harmony;
    and let Correctlyness
    be next to Cleanliness
    for all the world to sea!”

    • @YarrBr0
      @YarrBr0 Před 2 měsíci +2

      *see

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@YarrBr0 I'm guessing it's on porpoise. 😅

    • @coreybangs
      @coreybangs Před 2 měsíci

      I enjoy all interpretations of my work
      Thank you 😸

  • @JanStrojil
    @JanStrojil Před 2 měsíci +12

    The American Beauty comment was mine! I feel seen! ❤

  • @keeshiabrie
    @keeshiabrie Před 2 měsíci +5

    Mentioning Andy and Brooklyn 99 a day after the cast posted photos from their reunion, now without Andre Braugher, warmed my heart 🥹💛

  • @katemcclain8405
    @katemcclain8405 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I really like corrections!

  • @themainj
    @themainj Před 2 měsíci +18

    I think animal flubs may be turning into Monty Python’s Flying Circus and I love it. And now for something completely different…. Joe Biden and Seth eating ice cream together.

  • @CluelessClozie
    @CluelessClozie Před 2 měsíci +25

    There needs to be a trigger warning for stoners, that animal flubs intro is terrifying lol

  • @Knightwing785
    @Knightwing785 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Baze of Glory callback=the reason I watch corrections

  • @susanoconnor8430
    @susanoconnor8430 Před 2 měsíci +4

    OMG My correction made it to corrections! My life is fulfilled!

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Před 2 měsíci +1

      which one was it? (I've had two make it into the show, so I know your elation)

    • @susanoconnor8430
      @susanoconnor8430 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@EmpyreanLightASMR slaps, not slay! Lol

  • @Flowridah7
    @Flowridah7 Před 2 měsíci +14

    Oh a hiatus is the best cliffhanger Seth. Well played #RoadTo100 😅

  • @sheilaking5608
    @sheilaking5608 Před 2 měsíci +7

    CORRECTION!! As a November 22nd baby myself, this sign is actually "on the cusp" and may be Sagittarius OR Scorpio depending where you look. 😂😂😂

    • @christineherrmann205
      @christineherrmann205 Před 2 měsíci +3

      As someone born on the Winter Solstice I was going to explain this and decided it'd be way too much trouble, so thanks.

    • @Cypresssina
      @Cypresssina Před měsícem +1

      I was going to explain this as an August 22 Leo/Virgo but figured that may confuse things.

  • @CWMdeschepper
    @CWMdeschepper Před 2 měsíci +2

    Missed Opportunity: Kristen Wiig impression with "no, this is a wig"

  • @Science_Labs_
    @Science_Labs_ Před 2 měsíci +5

    Unhinged Animal Flubs sent me.

  • @christopheroconnor7659
    @christopheroconnor7659 Před 2 měsíci +26

    That is the best Schumacher joke yet.
    And to the Jackal who got Seth with the wig joke; bravo.

    • @casinomann
      @casinomann Před měsícem

      What was the Schumaker joke?

    • @stillhere1425
      @stillhere1425 Před měsícem +1

      I think maybe it was some percentage me? Possibly?

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 Před 2 měsíci +18

    Jewels was wonderfully weird and underappreciated. I'd love to see more like that. The moments where Seth embraces his inner insanity to do something ridiculous.
    So glad Seth tried to call Andy. I was thinking of Brooklyn 99 too.

  • @NatsuNaoIku
    @NatsuNaoIku Před měsícem +2

    I think it's a bit late for me to put this on CZcams for the 100th ep of corrections. I can only hope you hear about it: I'm sad to see it go bc it helped my anxiety so much. But thank you for doing it in the first place, out of a consideration for the intimacy of the shows from home that had no audience. It really did have a cozy quality to it that would have been jarring to just end from one day to the next. It was kind and graceful of you to realize that and give us an adjustment period. Thank you to the team! ❤🎉 #corrections

  • @QuirkyBard
    @QuirkyBard Před 2 měsíci +2

    The Goonies reference made my day! And Slothicus is my new astrological sign, lol.

    • @tubabelle
      @tubabelle Před měsícem +1

      Thank you! I got half of that joke (the don't do sloth part) but did not understand the Baby Ruth reference until I read your comment. (For folks out there that are still confused, just google Goonies Baby Ruth)

  • @noneofyourbusiness4133
    @noneofyourbusiness4133 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Don’t stop this show!!! It’s you at your funniest!!!!!!

  • @khallo151
    @khallo151 Před 2 měsíci +19

    Agreed - I haven’t ever felt the need to correct anything ever but still love this place

  • @rallyny
    @rallyny Před měsícem +2

    I had definitely reached a point of regularly groaning and grabbing the remote to hit Stop when I felt the podcast announcement coming, but now I happily anticipate it. The “have an established“ was hilarious, the “or don’t” was hysterical, and the double bird, Big Brother plug is simply inspired.

  • @owenoconnell3323
    @owenoconnell3323 Před 2 měsíci +77

    The Penultimate Episode of Corrections: Who will live. Who will die. Let's dive in

    • @user-yn7yo1co3k
      @user-yn7yo1co3k Před 2 měsíci

      Lead on ...

    • @jaguarvideos5793
      @jaguarvideos5793 Před 2 měsíci +2

      -RIP Animal Flubs. They died an undignified death.
      -Lego bricks took a few bows at curtain call tonight, but I suspect they’ll return to be the final joke of #100.
      -Also at #100, will Mikey the Shoe & Werner Herzog duet “Edge of 17” over a melancholic “best of Corrections” montage?
      -Finally, RIP to Seth’s pink drink tonight. By all (sluggish) indications, it was mostly in his liver before the segment even began.

  • @XopheAdethri
    @XopheAdethri Před 2 měsíci +114

    _THIS_ is my heroin.

    • @LoveProWrestling
      @LoveProWrestling Před 2 měsíci

      Obligatory czcams.com/video/GNS4CR7vP4c/video.html

    • @Dan-Simms
      @Dan-Simms Před 2 měsíci +1

      Better than h, because the h is just more of a chore now...a never ending chore