Michael Cohen Reveals What Trump Said About Melania in Dramatic Testimony: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at the prosecution's star witness in Trump's hush money trial, Michael Cohen, revealing private conversations he had with Trump about the payment and Trump attacking the prosecutor and slamming Bruce Springsteen at a New Jersey rally.
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  • @newstroll982
    @newstroll982 Před 14 dny +845

    You can't fix stupid but the red hats and gold shoes make it easy to identify.

    • @HoldThatThought248
      @HoldThatThought248 Před 14 dny +32

      It's hilarious that they'll never get those shoes but if they do it'll be in the middle of 2025 and they won't be getting what they expected..Cheap pair of shoes that falls apart while the gold spray paint runs and pills off in heat, rain, and wind.🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před 14 dny

      👴🏻🥃 PATRICK WAYNE IN 24

    • @PolyphonicSpr33
      @PolyphonicSpr33 Před 14 dny +24

      Don't forget the "real men wear diapers" diapers

    • @threetreasures7698
      @threetreasures7698 Před 14 dny +6

      Buuuurrrn! 😂

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Před 14 dny +20

      Don't forget the sticky leatherette "X45 Bibles"...

  • @magic.marmot
    @magic.marmot Před 14 dny +262

    "The late great Hannibal Lecter"... WTF is he even talking about?

    • @MegaSmk
      @MegaSmk Před 14 dny +22

      Nobody knows. Leat of all the orange manchild.

    • @wingman416
      @wingman416 Před 14 dny

      He'll eat plenty of "hotdogs" in prison! His buns will be buttered before hand, with the mustered being spread gently by his live-in mentor, Bubba!

    • @quantumjet253
      @quantumjet253 Před 14 dny +6

      It was meant to be a joke; the end of the sentence was "...he had a friend for dinner!" I'm not sure if the media, comedians, commentators, etc are genuinely baffled by this or are purposely pretending they don't get it to ridicule Trump further. I think Trump is jealous that Biden can crack jokes (albeit Biden's are funny, and directly related to Trump's failures and weirdness). The funniest part was that not one person in the crowd laughed! Trump's just continues to prove he's as funny as he is honest as he is successful as he is smart! He ought to stick to talking and boasting about what he is good at; inheriting and defrauding money. He knocks those abilities out of the park!

    • @tbm275
      @tbm275 Před 14 dny +8

      He probably just watched silence of the lambs last night and couldn't stop thinking about it.
      Meanwhile history? Hahaha he doesn't know anything about that

    • @aegresen
      @aegresen Před 14 dny +1

      Made me think of IT Crowd, where Matt Berry starts listing out film names as his mind wanders from the question he's being asked.

  • @MikkiLGalloway
    @MikkiLGalloway Před 14 dny +379

    Praises a fictional serial killer? This is the timeline we live in. A former US President praising a cannibal.

    • @FunkyLittlePoptart
      @FunkyLittlePoptart Před 14 dny +28

      At first I thought "But Hannibal would eat him!" and then I realized that Lecter is smart and wouldn't eat anything with that many chemicals in it.

    • @edmer68
      @edmer68 Před 14 dny +20

      This is truly the Darkest Timeline.🧔‍♂

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Před 14 dny +1

      @MikkiLGalloway - Meat eaters of a feather.....

    • @andreah6379
      @andreah6379 Před 14 dny +15

      Worse, his rabid cult fans back him up.

    • @raishaferreira8099
      @raishaferreira8099 Před 14 dny +3

      Vote em out
      Ridiculous?

  • @mats7492
    @mats7492 Před 14 dny +84

    He really insults the almost 100 year old Jimmy Carter who is already in hospice care?
    Calling him a turd would insult every turd on this planet..

  • @jasona5806
    @jasona5806 Před 14 dny +363

    The most selfless person on the earth Jimmy Carter..

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Před 14 dny

      No kidding. Kind of a random shot at a decent man. Not to mention, he lost his wife and he is currently in hospice. What a dick!

    • @margaretwordnerd5210
      @margaretwordnerd5210 Před 14 dny +59

      Jimmy Carter lives his values. His ideals shine out like a beacon. Dolt 45 isn't fit to judge him.✌🖖

    • @sharongarrett4356
      @sharongarrett4356 Před 14 dny +52

      Dump literally can't say his name. Doesn't deserve to.

    • @nonya.bizness
      @nonya.bizness Před 14 dny

      that godless heathen even uttering the name of jimmy carter seriously pzzed me off.

    • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods Před 14 dny +40

      I nodded when Seth said, "Keep his name out of your mouth." Sums up my feelings perfectly.

  • @lynnejamieson2063
    @lynnejamieson2063 Před 14 dny +57

    My Dad has dementia and I can honestly say that he makes more sense than Trump the vast majority of the time.

    • @jeffreyquinn3820
      @jeffreyquinn3820 Před 6 dny +2

      I used to work in a care home for dementia. One time I heard trump on TV and I thought he was a patient.

    • @lynnejamieson2063
      @lynnejamieson2063 Před 6 dny +2

      @@jeffreyquinn3820 that honestly wouldn’t surprise me.

  • @klauswigsmith
    @klauswigsmith Před 13 dny +75

    Imagine criticizing Jimmy Carter.
    How bereft of humanity, decency, and morality must you be to throw shade at that gem of a human being?

    • @monicawallace-jn8tl
      @monicawallace-jn8tl Před 13 dny +1

      Imagine the churches who support #45…. And they will probably keep supporting #45 in spite of his horrible disparagement of one of the most REAL Christian presidents ever. I’m sure Pastor Jeffries (sp?) of First Fascist Baptist of Dallas will continue his support….

    • @ranjaschildt
      @ranjaschildt Před 9 dny +3

      Shame on Trump!

  • @allgoodgranola6879
    @allgoodgranola6879 Před 14 dny +427

    “The late, great Hannibal Lecter”
    is #2 on the list of phrases I never expected to hear. Right behind “President Donald Trump”

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Před 14 dny +23

      & "...is a wonderful man" in connection with either of them is NOT something that would've ever entered my mind. Wow. I just don't get it.

    • @evanheid5336
      @evanheid5336 Před 14 dny +14

      I saw that clip on Twitter and thought it was AI.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před 14 dny

      👴🏻🥃 NILES IN 2024

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před 14 dny

      👴🏻🥃 THE BOBBETS IN 24

    • @Corn_Pone_Flicks
      @Corn_Pone_Flicks Před 14 dny +24

      Hannibal doesn't die in the stories involving him, and neither has Anthony Hopkins, so why he even says "late" in that description is...oh, right, his brain is pudding.

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl Před 14 dny +448

    Huge congrats to Seth! Late Night with Seth Meyers has been renewed through 2028!
    Four More Years! Four More Years!

    • @maddogriley
      @maddogriley Před 14 dny +24

      Most excellent.

    • @RickisGod31
      @RickisGod31 Před 14 dny +33

      Did not know that thanks for the update love this show best late night show out there

    • @cschmitz100
      @cschmitz100 Před 14 dny +14

      Lock him up! (Because his show is just too good)

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 Před 14 dny +18

      Wooo Hooo!!!!!
      Late night is not the only thing that needs to be renewed for 4 more years.

    • @DerHalbe
      @DerHalbe Před 14 dny +26

      Jackals are celebrating their own four more years party!

  • @lennyp18
    @lennyp18 Před 14 dny +225

    That the entire media isn’t calling Trump a mindless wannabe dictator at any turn - and to his face - is a failure of decent journalism.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Před 14 dny

      It's almost like the corporatist (read: "fascist with crocodile tears") media cartel, in which 6 wide-ranging multi-nats with extensive and undisclosed corporate interests control the vast majority of US media, were always just looking for an excuse to install fascism.

    • @nikolaipersad4098
      @nikolaipersad4098 Před 13 dny +10

      THIS X 1000

    • @d.263
      @d.263 Před 13 dny

      They love him, he gives them ratings. They want scandal and negativity. Notice how they never report on anything good Biden's Admin has done. That's boring to them. You're absolutely right, they have failed and have been failing us for a long time. Even MSNBC...they rather talk about Trump than Biden. They come across as obsessed and unhinged, and totally unbalanced due to never talking about the CURRENT President.

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 Před 12 dny +3

      That and America itself

    • @karenherrera3961
      @karenherrera3961 Před 2 dny

      I’m a senior and I watch MSNBC and that’s all they do on a daily basis !

  • @kellyburket6955
    @kellyburket6955 Před 14 dny +20

    Jimmy Carter was a great president, and he is the one who demanded treatment, and acceptance of our soldiers with PTSD!!!

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer Před 14 dny +2506

    Cheats at College - Cheats at Business - Cheats at military service - Cheats at Politics - Cheats at Golf and Cheats at Marriage

    • @sammymarcy6029
      @sammymarcy6029 Před 14 dny +168

      Cheats on his wife and his mistress

    • @imakethesites3048
      @imakethesites3048 Před 14 dny +110

      Cheats at hot dog eating contest

    • @IndependentConversations
      @IndependentConversations Před 14 dny

      He cheats on the United States after getting bailed out by bankruptcies 6 times he takes Russia money Saudi and Chinese and has the Gaul to accuse biden who releases his taxes

    • @sammymarcy6029
      @sammymarcy6029 Před 14 dny +131

      @@imakethesites3048 it was Putin's hot dog he had in his mouth. He didn't get those pistol grip ears and round mouth by eating square meals

    • @LoriKasprzak-kc7xc
      @LoriKasprzak-kc7xc Před 14 dny

      Banned from testimony?
      Melania was introduced to our country as a stripper, nude model, porn star from Slovenis via Trump Modelling Agency & her photos are still online.

  • @tobiasmaxwell4486
    @tobiasmaxwell4486 Před 14 dny +396

    Does trump actually think that Hannibal Lector is a real person? Because that's what it sounded like.

    • @pamelaharris8480
      @pamelaharris8480 Před 14 dny +21

      Well thanks for pointing that out. Like he’s not already scary enough.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 14 dny +17

      Hannibal Lecter was the late, great governor of New Jersey. That's why Trump mentioned him at the rally.

    • @fabrisseterbrugghe8567
      @fabrisseterbrugghe8567 Před 14 dny +19

      Nah, he mentioned the movie. I mean, it's still dumber than dumb...

    • @myrnakarataglidis8819
      @myrnakarataglidis8819 Před 14 dny

      @@sherinameless1618N

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před 14 dny +38

      To any question that starts with “does trump actually think..?” the answer is NO.

  • @harlowjademermaid1882
    @harlowjademermaid1882 Před 13 dny +29

    I'm from Wildwood, lived there 30+ yrs, my family owned a thriving business there for over 40+. They sold it & moved a few yrs back due to the politics & police corruption.
    I know damn near everyone down there, and I didn't recognize a soul in that crowd - not a one.
    My cousin, who still works/lives there, said all of the locals were on the boards booing at the crowd. She said there were about 7 thousand there - tops. They all came & most left really early.
    No one stayed in any motels/hotels, no one went on the boards, no games, rides, etc. No one spent any money, they all were northern imports, all came in & left right away. Really great for the economy, right? BS. So bizarre.

    • @YDREAMIN
      @YDREAMIN Před 13 dny +5

      Empty suit schiil, clueless part time rent a crowd!
      Wow thank you for your insight!

    • @gobucsmom
      @gobucsmom Před 13 dny

      Just curious, where do you mean when you say “the North?” From where I live, NJ is pretty far north!

  • @ivo4357
    @ivo4357 Před 14 dny +61

    "Mr. Cohen, what is the defendant wearing?"
    "He's wearing a blue suit, a clown's tie and probably a diaper."

    • @Lv-nq9qz
      @Lv-nq9qz Před 14 dny

      He's also wearing about 50 pounds of the wrong foundation, and what appears to be a dead weasel in his head.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Před 12 dny

      Oh, the presidential matierial outfit 😹

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 Před 14 dny +276

    He insulted Bruce Springsteen? He's lucky he made it out of Jersey alive.

    • @davidgoosen1633
      @davidgoosen1633 Před 14 dny +20

      Thanks for saying that, Sean!

    • @TMercan31
      @TMercan31 Před 14 dny +29

      He's either mad at or threatened by Bruce or it was a really small crowd, otherwise he wouldn't have brought up the crowd size. Such a pathetic little person.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Před 14 dny

      “I could shoot someone in Asbury Park and still get elected “.

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder Před 14 dny

      You forget: Trump gets away with every fucking thing.
      Hillary Clintons campaign failed because she was investigated multiple times for using a private email server. Multiple members of the Trump administration did the exact same fucking thing and barely anybody even noticed, because he and his henchmen were so much worse.

    • @tami4951
      @tami4951 Před 14 dny +7

      This time...

  • @psdeas7530
    @psdeas7530 Před 14 dny +106

    Jimmy Carter was a wonderful president, and is a treasure.

  • @markorchard2272
    @markorchard2272 Před 14 dny +21

    As a European, I am amazed that a presidential candidate openly calling a fictional cannibal 'a great man' and the media can just move on from this insanity. WTAF!!!!🤦🏼‍♂🤦🏼‍♂🤦🏼‍♂😂😂😂

  • @cnj67
    @cnj67 Před 14 dny +41

    Surprise inspection ... that Carrie parody was perfect! And the old-timey news reel too. Somebody give that writer a medal!

    • @barbarak2836
      @barbarak2836 Před 13 dny +1

      I could practically hear Carrie doing that voiceover.

  • @Miss_Matched
    @Miss_Matched Před 14 dny +400

    I can't wait to never have to think about Trump ever again.

    • @Lisa59
      @Lisa59 Před 14 dny +12

      Same. I wish he'd go back to Florida and spend his life playing golf. Seriously. It's a good life.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Před 14 dny +13

      @@Lisa59 - That's no punishment for what he put the nation and the world through. AND he would still have access to TV cameras, his fellow despicables with which to continue plotting, cellular phones, and the internet! No, _NOT_ a good solution.

    • @blue-vu1ek
      @blue-vu1ek Před 14 dny

      Trmp crime family for prison!

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Před 14 dny

      Except 45 isn't even the problem; the entire modern GOP is. He's just the figurehead. There's a million clones lined-up behind him.

    • @avothfis
      @avothfis Před 13 dny +5

      Nope, I'd rather hear about him finally paying his dues, hauled to courts and jail finally.

  • @Bees123Knees
    @Bees123Knees Před 14 dny +1340

    I'm SO grateful for Seth Meyers. I could NOT have endured the Trump era without him. He kept me sane. And continues to ❤.

  • @jasonmcelroy1938
    @jasonmcelroy1938 Před 14 dny +21

    The reporter asking, "Why Hannibal Lector!?" 😂

    • @michelmadaire
      @michelmadaire Před 11 dny

      Because Trump is Hannibal Lector ( Wannabe )

  • @chiaraA.
    @chiaraA. Před 14 dny +19

    "He had over 30 thousand contacts in his phone and still... no Eric" LOL

    • @MCMcommunications
      @MCMcommunications Před 13 dny

      I think it's a hoot that THAT's the number, as if it's TFG's arc number. 30 thousand emails (to obsess over), 30 thousand contacts (in Cohen's phone)...

  • @DoctorJoanieTool
    @DoctorJoanieTool Před 14 dny +719

    It’s SHOCKING that ANYONE went to that rally. And disturbing. TOTALLY agree - take Jimmy Carter’s name out of your lying mouth.

    • @dboone7670
      @dboone7670 Před 14 dny +28

      A lot of them left early

    • @jonstone9741
      @jonstone9741 Před 14 dny +45

      When I compare Trump's speeches with any speech by John F. Kennedy, it's easy to see that America has gone way downhill. JFK's speeches were so dignified. Trump's speeches are like a bad comedian. Did he really say Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man? And tens of millions of people are going to vote for this guy.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover Před 14 dny

      Will Smith needs to say that and then slap Trump.

    • @aletheab8630
      @aletheab8630 Před 14 dny +25

      Well technically he had Jimmy Connor’s name in his mouth.

    • @user-jk9ok7ub9y
      @user-jk9ok7ub9y Před 14 dny +44

      True that! He doesn't deserve to kiss the hand of Jimmy Carter. That was one of the most honest presidents in my life time. People didn't want honesty. They wanted some like Reagan who tells them fairy tales while catering to rich special interests

  • @CaptainCologne
    @CaptainCologne Před 14 dny +1609

    Trump makes Herschel Walker ranting about werewolves and vampires seem intelligent.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Před 14 dny +40

      "Hannibal lecters are some cool people"

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 14 dny +30

      "Werewolves are cool people, are they not?"

    • @TheRealBlueValhalla
      @TheRealBlueValhalla Před 14 dny +48

      Dementia plus narcissism

    • @tiffparz8749
      @tiffparz8749 Před 14 dny +10

      I get your point, but not even Trump can make HW seem the least bit lucid, forget about “smart” 🙄

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před 14 dny

      👴🏻🥃 JOHN GULLY IN 2024

  • @mooreandless
    @mooreandless Před 14 dny +17

    Seth Meyers is a very smart and funny man.
    Great show!

  • @asa3420
    @asa3420 Před 14 dny +12

    Best Frank Sinatra I've ever heard!! 😂😅😂😅😂 I fell out my chair laughing!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cschmitz100
    @cschmitz100 Před 14 dny +1089

    Anytime Seth does an impression of Trump and says “big man, strong man, tears pouring down his face” it ALWAYS gets me 😂💀

    • @kimberlyhollie
      @kimberlyhollie Před 14 dny +27

      Yessss!!! 🤣🤣

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 14 dny +21

      Same.

    • @tisapurcell8458
      @tisapurcell8458 Před 14 dny +17

      Me too!!!😂

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před 14 dny +18

      Yeah ummm... thought donnie said he wasn't a politician... WTF?
      My ... how times have *changed the dump!
      🤣

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 Před 14 dny

      And it shows how fake Trump is.
      I've used it myself in conversations with MAGA's I know, and they get very uncomfortable at it being pointed out.

  • @oibender
    @oibender Před 14 dny +187

    I hope Mr. J. Carter outlives this Scarface-wannabee.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Před 14 dny +6

      Ohh… be careful what you wish for. Had wished my dad outlived my mother, & he did. Unfortunately he suffered 13 horrible years with Alzheimer’s (that I wouldn’t wish on anyone), while evil mother passed away within hours of being diagnosed with cancer.

    • @clairealderwood1928
      @clairealderwood1928 Před 14 dny +2

      One can only hope.

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 Před 12 dny +1

      ​@@sunshine3914and I'm sure he misses his wife, poor guy

    • @multitudeofidols
      @multitudeofidols Před 10 dny

      Unfortunately, he won't as Carter looks like he could pass any minute. Trump will likely outlive us all, like a cockroach.

  • @alondonch
    @alondonch Před 14 dny +14

    Omg! Can you please do more old timey news reels! Hilarious!😂 😂

  • @bgabe
    @bgabe Před 14 dny +11

    Nancy Sinatra said her dad would hate trump with a passion.

  • @derpataur1162
    @derpataur1162 Před 14 dny +235

    Imagine going to a political speech and the guy you're voting for is comparing himself to a real crime lord, and a fictional cannibal/serial killer in one motion... and going "THATS MY GUY!"

    • @SuperTinosh
      @SuperTinosh Před 14 dny +16

      While he's simultaneously telling you that "foreign" Hannibal lecters are flooding into this country.

    • @freedomlife3623
      @freedomlife3623 Před 14 dny

      MAGAs have no Brain, just hatred.

    • @Ffinity
      @Ffinity Před 14 dny +16

      @@SuperTinosh They come over here, eating our friends...

    • @bloodyneptune
      @bloodyneptune Před 14 dny +14

      @SuperTinosh Hannibal Lecter _is_ foreign, he legally immigrated to American from France. He's Lithuanian. His weird comparison dosent even work because Lecters a _legal immigrant_
      Also, not late. The guy never died in the books _or_ movies, and technically if he were real, he'd be 91. Hannibal Lecter would definitely make it to 91

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Před 14 dny +16

      @@bloodyneptune Most important difference - Lecter is white, wealthy, and educated. Precisely the kind of immigrant that Trurmp likes.

  • @faye2592
    @faye2592 Před 13 dny +12

    A quick Google search showed that Sinatra, and his daughter, Nancy, couldn't stand Trump. Cool.

  • @kathrynchase4795
    @kathrynchase4795 Před 14 dny +5

    What a raving lunatic!!! Real presidential material 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @89nsalem
    @89nsalem Před 14 dny +325

    Seth 1920s voice gets me every time 😂

  • @notthegoodgirl
    @notthegoodgirl Před 14 dny +1018

    Any time someone tries to paint this story with Stormy Daniels as ‘poor Melania,’ I just remember the time she went to visit children locked in cages at the border and wore a jacket that had painted on the back, “I really don’t care, do u?” Everyone in Trump’s camp is literally the worst.

    • @edgarcook9607
      @edgarcook9607 Před 14 dny +13

      I thought that was Melania's message to Ivanka...

    • @user-un4zm6mu2o
      @user-un4zm6mu2o Před 14 dny +100

      And don't forget her "who gives a f**k about Christmas" comment

    • @aWOKEn1445
      @aWOKEn1445 Před 14 dny +40

      It was incredibly insensitive and tone deaf of Mrs. Trump.Vote blue💙💙💙

    • @camellia8625
      @camellia8625 Před 14 dny

      @@aWOKEn1445maybe that was the point

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 14 dny +39

      we don't need an "insult comic" as POTUS...
      (give us Triumph the insult dog instead)...
      please vote blue!

  • @Kk-yn7vz
    @Kk-yn7vz Před 14 dny +10

    Thanks for the McEnroe clip.

  • @danielbuttacavole3900
    @danielbuttacavole3900 Před 14 dny +10

    So many impressions in one Closer Look, spot on! 💪🏻

  • @gbeihl
    @gbeihl Před 14 dny +314

    why is Hannibal Lecter "late"? 1) he's a fictional character, an 2] any actor has ever played him is still alive.

    • @SuperTinosh
      @SuperTinosh Před 14 dny

      Because Trump is a flipping idiot.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 14 dny +20

      I'm the old friend he said he was having for dinner, but he's late.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 Před 14 dny +35

      Maybe Trump invited Hannibal to the rally and he hadn't arrived yet.

    • @romazone101
      @romazone101 Před 14 dny +4

      @@jb888888888 🤣🤣

    • @bast713
      @bast713 Před 14 dny +25

      This is what i was thinking. Like, TF?

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 Před 14 dny +220

    Seth: “More than 30,000 contacts in his phone, & still No Eric!!” 🤣🤣

  • @shannonluster5083
    @shannonluster5083 Před 14 dny +6

    You're on fire Seth, great Closer Look!

  • @paulvamos7319
    @paulvamos7319 Před 13 dny +4

    😂 I love these segments of Late Night with Seth Meyers!

  • @rvdb7363
    @rvdb7363 Před 14 dny +449

    If grandpa started to talk this incoherently you would take his car keys and call a family meeting to discuss whether it's safe for him to continue to live alone.

  • @1ACL
    @1ACL Před 14 dny +56

    Narcissistic breakdown in isle 45

  • @The.nam.nam.
    @The.nam.nam. Před 14 dny +4

    I had to rewatch that Hannibal bit, “the late great Hannibal Lecter”? I was never ready

  • @heidistonebraker7380
    @heidistonebraker7380 Před 14 dny +4

    Seth has the quintessential Trump impersonation 👏👏👏👏👏 Thank you, Seth, for making this maniac somewhat bearable 🙏❤️😂

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x Před 14 dny +96

    5:03 He wasn't above attacking a Gold Star Family, Disabled Reporter, why should somebody on Hospice be his line the sand? 🤦🏿

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Před 14 dny +13

      No kidding. Not to mention his wife passed on before he did.

    • @alisonponce8337
      @alisonponce8337 Před 14 dny

      He also hates POWs and MIAs because he thinks they are losers.

    • @lilianevanbel3123
      @lilianevanbel3123 Před 14 dny

      No low is too low for this orange creature!🤮

  • @edasthesoulstar
    @edasthesoulstar Před 14 dny +307

    I am SCREAMING!!! 😂😂🤣🤣 Hannibal Lecter?! OMG!!!! He is just out here saying the most random, nonsensical things! 😩🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @ProudPapaJD
      @ProudPapaJD Před 14 dny +33

      The late, great, fictional character… srsly, wtf?

    • @tiffparz8749
      @tiffparz8749 Před 14 dny +10

      Gotta be a dog whistle for something …?

    • @sharongarrett4356
      @sharongarrett4356 Před 14 dny +33

      And why on earth did he say, "Jimmy Connor BOTH of them"??! He knew he wasn't getting it right, but couldn't name the ' other' one! Old boy is stroking hard. Get an MRI already!!

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před 14 dny

      👴🏻🥃 CINDY ADAMS IN 24

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 Před 14 dny +9

      ​@@ProudPapaJD🤣🤣 ..srsly 🤏🧠 and there are People applauding

  • @warrenenglish942
    @warrenenglish942 Před 13 dny +4

    I'm shocked when he said Jimmy Carter's name, his mouth didn't burst into flames.

  • @yvette3034
    @yvette3034 Před 14 dny +6

    I love your monologues! Watching them in the morning starts my day with laughter. Thank You!

  • @nolanworkman4306
    @nolanworkman4306 Před 14 dny +60

    President Carter was a nuclear engineer in the Navy.

    • @user-hb7of8cb9w
      @user-hb7of8cb9w Před 14 dny +6

      He was a veteran and he received the Nobel Prize, both thinks DJT will never be or earn.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Před 12 dny +3

      Trump couldn't even spell nuclear. Or Navy.

    • @TracyAdams-ry2fc
      @TracyAdams-ry2fc Před 12 dny

      He was also a Peanut farmer! 💙💙💙

    • @nolanworkman4306
      @nolanworkman4306 Před 11 dny

      @@TracyAdams-ry2fc I once read several essays President Carter wrote about quail hunting in his childhood in Georgia, he was an amazing writer as well.,

  • @huckthomas7231
    @huckthomas7231 Před 14 dny +69

    Disparaging Bruce?! That, weirdo, is a bridge too far.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před 14 dny

      Really? There haven't been enough bridges too far already?
      My bridge too far was when he said in 2016 or so "When you're famous they let you do it" (Grab them by the pu$$y)

  • @richardvickrey4786
    @richardvickrey4786 Před 14 dny +4

    Seth, every time I think you couldn't top yourself with a new Closer Look episode, you prove me wrong. This one was quite a doozy! 🎉 💙

  • @olufemiagbato8519
    @olufemiagbato8519 Před 14 dny +4

    "Hey get this 'f'ing' guy away from me 😂😂😂😂"

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 14 dny +75

    How can ANYBODY who attacks The Boss can STILL claim they are FOR America? I'm not American, and even I understand that Springsteen is far more American than Donald Trump ever dreamed of being!

    • @aWOKEn1445
      @aWOKEn1445 Před 14 dny +9

      It's a badge of honour to be insulted by Trump.💙💙💙

    • @simongiles9749
      @simongiles9749 Před 14 dny +12

      This is also the man who started beef with Taylor Swift and an American football player, and got attacked by an Eagle.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 14 dny

      Trump doesn't claim he is for America, he claims that America is for him, in that the country itself should be for him to use any way he sees fit. He also is probably mad because he wanted to Photoshop his face on an image of Springsteen for one of his digital trading cards, but the Boss's people said go to hell. That sounds like something that would happen.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Před 14 dny +9

      Oh, that's why he dislikes Springsteen. DOesn't like someone else given the title The Boss.

    • @quantumjet253
      @quantumjet253 Před 14 dny +1

      Exactly. That would be like an American denying the great traditional American dish, pizza, wasn't conceived in New York, or wherever it was!!!!!!!!

  • @sarahdee374
    @sarahdee374 Před 14 dny +96

    To paraphrase Will Smith regarding a really good human being Jimmy Carter to Trump: "keep Jimmy's name out your f..cking mouth!

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Před 12 dny

      You almost make it sound like he slapped Matt Damon

  • @tejaswoman
    @tejaswoman Před 10 dny +3

    This truly was one of the finest A Closer Look segments I've seen in ages. No long, boring digressions into a bit Seth thinks is funny but that is completely off the rails. Chock full of details we really do need to know about the news. Excellent points about just how far we have strayed from sense. Thorough context for all ages and stages. The hope of a piece like this is why I continue to watch ACL.

  • @JishnusRadiance
    @JishnusRadiance Před 14 dny +3

    Never fight uphill me-boys!!

  • @Camel-shitAshesStardustHeroes

    *Go, Cohen! You lied on behalf of trump, and you went to prison for having lied to protect him.*
    *Now it is high time for your old boss to pay the price you paid, and more!*

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před 14 dny

      👴🏻🥃 I KISSED BILL HOLDEN

    • @8088I
      @8088I Před 14 dny +14

      Trump's worst Nightmare:
      when a former Insider has
      a 'come to Jesus' recovery!
      :-))

    • @efretheim
      @efretheim Před 14 dny +22

      It really does bend logic that the defense attorneys want to say 'you can't believe this guy! He's a convicted perjuror!' when the thing he was convicted of lying about is what he is now telling the truth about.

    • @SkyGemini-od4sb
      @SkyGemini-od4sb Před 14 dny +11

      Yep. tRumpy's turn. His accountant also went down for him.

    • @Shawn-gr5ww
      @Shawn-gr5ww Před 14 dny +2

      I thought we should never trust lawyers who have been to prison? That’s what I hear people like you say about Trump’s current lawyers. Or is Cohen ok because now he hated Trump?

  • @MichelleColeMicaela
    @MichelleColeMicaela Před 14 dny +41

    Jimmy Carter is a kind and generous man

  • @hgal23
    @hgal23 Před 14 dny +3

    So many different impressions in this Closer Look. Impressions Camp has really paid off for Seth!

  • @gypsydee9
    @gypsydee9 Před 14 dny +4

    Laughing till I hurt! Thanks, Seth. It was a great "A Closer Look" today. We need you to keep us laughing. How anyone can take the Trump seriously needs to have their head examined. Have a great day! 😂

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Před 14 dny +176

    Frank Sinatra once told me not to eat before performing. I told him that I wasn't a performer, I was a little kid. He said that hotdogs are good. We laughed. Then he said, "Beware the windmills." That's when I realized I was having a stroke.

  • @AmyBG88
    @AmyBG88 Před 14 dny +23

    Nancy Sinatra has confirmed that Frank hated Trump. That conversation definitely did not happen.

  • @DystopianUtopia8
    @DystopianUtopia8 Před 13 dny +2

    The people who go to these rallies are certifiable.

  • @peachymolly
    @peachymolly Před 14 dny +4

    Oh my gosh, crying from laughter. Thank you 😂❤

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Před 14 dny +268

    Cohen has paid his debt to society and he's done everything he can to redeem himself. Trump is irredeemable, but he should definitely start paying his debts.

    • @streetkid6534
      @streetkid6534 Před 14 dny

      Prove it, prove his debts. It’s all been a bunch of lies up to this point and you idiots believe it.. I suppose just like any Republican would back up a Republican, but you democrats believe any thing that is said to you.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Před 14 dny +6

      Maybe he can be redeemed like an old pop can. Turn himself in, deposit money goes to the finder. He can be broken down into components and recycled for a new purpose such as lawn fertilizer.

    • @biffmasterson9786
      @biffmasterson9786 Před 14 dny +1

      ​​​@@marshwetland3808 He has been redeemed as a David to Trumps Goliath. 😮😅😊

    • @anethers7545
      @anethers7545 Před 13 dny +1

      He’s only been held accountable for one of his disgusting crimes in the years with the 🍊 💩, he has a long way to go to redeem himself,

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Před 12 dny

      Still think we'd all be happier if it gets the turd sandwich convicted. Including Cohen.

  • @KPVFarmer
    @KPVFarmer Před 14 dny +44

    “Over 30,000 contacts in Trump’s phone and still no Eric” 😂

    • @tonyzed6831
      @tonyzed6831 Před 14 dny +6

      (In Stephen Colbert's voice) DAAAAD!

    • @jerseyjoyride1316
      @jerseyjoyride1316 Před 14 dny +2

      ​@@tonyzed6831😅 imagine a mashup monologue containing all the late night hosts talking about Trump. Hilarious!

  • @whammo11224
    @whammo11224 Před 14 dny +4

    Fun fact: In court you have to say what a defendant is wearing because it has been determined that pointing at a person (like in the old days) is not polite!

    • @mau4020
      @mau4020 Před 13 dny

      What if when the defendants goons dress the same as him?

  • @victoriaholland7301
    @victoriaholland7301 Před 14 dny +2

    Good imitation of Sinatra. Seth in his closet also helped keep me sane during the pandemic.🙏

  • @boomslangCA
    @boomslangCA Před 14 dny +223

    You guys hit this one out of the park. I'm a big guy, strong guy, tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard.

  • @lp4743
    @lp4743 Před 14 dny +463

    Never trump again.

  • @JessicaJokisch
    @JessicaJokisch Před 14 dny +3

    Impressions were on point today!! 🤌🏼🤌🏼

  • @lindabb621
    @lindabb621 Před 14 dny +2

    ❤❤❤❤❤😂
    Thank you for the great show!😂

  • @CanItAlready
    @CanItAlready Před 14 dny +29

    His whole brain and mouth glitching while trying to say "Jimmy Carter" has to be his body turning on him for trying to slander a genuinely good man. Same thing would happen to me if i tried to say something good about trump. 🤬

  • @christopherweise438
    @christopherweise438 Před 14 dny +125

    "Hey....get this f***** guy away from me" is also what i say about Trump.
    I must be channeling Sinatra.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Před 14 dny

      🥃👴🏻 ROBERT DUNDER IN 24

    • @brandonangstman
      @brandonangstman Před 14 dny

      Fun fact, Sinatra hated trumps guts, back in the day Sammy Davis jr asked Frank to negotiate with trump over singing gig at trumps atlantic casino, donny offered a lowball price far below Sammy's standard fees and made some rude comments about Sam so frank told him to go eff himself and recommended Sam find a casino owner who'd pay him what his talent was worth.

  • @s.harrison3699
    @s.harrison3699 Před 14 dny +1

    Both Jimmy's are very happy! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @veronicaswystun2235
    @veronicaswystun2235 Před 13 dny +1

    I hear John McEnroe saying "You CANNOT be SERIOUS!" every time DJT speaks. Thanks for that laugh.

  • @reviseandrise
    @reviseandrise Před 14 dny +100

    "Take his name out of your mouth, because its barely in your brain" 😂💀

    • @Lv-nq9qz
      @Lv-nq9qz Před 14 dny +5

      He can take Frank Sinatra's name out of his mouth too, and stop using his song at his stupid rallies

  • @InformantNet
    @InformantNet Před 14 dny +97

    I want a reporter to ask Trump, "Mr. Trump, are you sleepy?"

  • @jeffeastwood1051
    @jeffeastwood1051 Před 14 dny +1

    I watched the footage from the NJ rally. It was bat F’n crazy.

  • @scottm9010
    @scottm9010 Před 14 dny +3

    Trump drops the super hip name of frank Sinatra. He thinks his supporters go home and pop in their Sinatra 8-track tapes.

  • @Cryptiddies
    @Cryptiddies Před 14 dny +53

    Damn, Seth's impression camps really paid off.

    • @larrymosher5045
      @larrymosher5045 Před 14 dny +1

      One day impression camp will feature Chewbacca and Aussie accent.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 14 dny

      @@larrymosher5045 Remedial Wookie and Australian.

  • @Lethgar_Smith
    @Lethgar_Smith Před 14 dny +101

    "Okay, Mr. Trump, we're in New Jersey so be sure and mention Bruce Springsteen, Al Capone, Frank Sinatra and, um...oh yeah! Hotdogs. Mention hotdogs. They'll love you.

    • @jodyjm13
      @jodyjm13 Před 14 dny +16

      *Alphonse* Capone, thankyouverymuch.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Před 14 dny +22

      Is X45 even aware that Al Capone was ultimately imprisoned for tax evasion?

    • @stephenbuckley9940
      @stephenbuckley9940 Před 14 dny +14

      ​@@caronstout354And his brain was ravaged by syphilis?

    • @michelejensen1527
      @michelejensen1527 Před 14 dny +8

      @@stephenbuckley9940Hmmmm, maybe that’s 45’s trouble too! Braun damage explains him!

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 Před 14 dny

      @@michelejensen1527 Obviously.

  • @jfrsnjhnsn
    @jfrsnjhnsn Před 14 dny +3

    Imagine being a grown man attending a trump rally who hoots and hollars because trump says he ate a hot dog.

    • @andreah6379
      @andreah6379 Před 14 dny

      Anybody who drives a car. Not just a "grown man."
      Braindead nazi nationalists who love to hate are just like Dump.

  • @SjPedro
    @SjPedro Před 14 dny +2

    the late Hannibal Lecter? wtf? Anthony Hopkins is alive....does he think movies are real? xD

  • @davidjames2083
    @davidjames2083 Před 14 dny +188

    *I absolutely love the way that **_any_** Seth Meyers impersonation of Rudy Giuliani begins with "OK Boss"* 👍😅😂🤣

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess Před 14 dny +3

      That never gets old.

    • @davidjames2083
      @davidjames2083 Před 14 dny +3

      @@AccelerateYourSuccess 👍😎🍺

    • @RD-zx6py
      @RD-zx6py Před 14 dny +8

      Having him talk like a moronic cartoon henchman the villain hates as much as his enemies is very funny.

    • @dolores2716
      @dolores2716 Před 14 dny +2

      He doesn't even need to say anything else - I'm already laughing the best laugh I've had in days.

  • @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556

    The student has become the master! SETH IS A JACKAL!! He corrected Donald Trump’s Sinatra story with precise, succinct facts in a pedantic, non-apologetic fashion. We should be proud.

    • @charlesbrowne9590
      @charlesbrowne9590 Před 13 dny +3

      ‘Pedantic’ is a pejorative used to describe teachers who are rigid, closed minded, or too stern in a schoolmarmish way.

  • @lukeluke5856
    @lukeluke5856 Před 14 dny +1

    never stop making this show!

  • @solowolf7418
    @solowolf7418 Před 14 dny +5

    Does Trump not know that Hannibal Lector is a fictional character? 🙄😫

    • @jamescraig4222
      @jamescraig4222 Před 12 dny

      Trumpo the EX STILL doesn't even suspect that HE is a fictional character. He is only real unto HIMSELF.

  • @pm6693
    @pm6693 Před 14 dny +102

    I was in Cardiff last weekend at Bruce's fantastic gig. The crowd was 60,000, a number The Orange Loon could only dream of. Oh, and you know what, Donald.? We all knew the words and none of us slurred or read from an autocue....

    • @sandyn3384
      @sandyn3384 Před 14 dny +1

      Wish I could be there tbh ❤

    • @gm9075
      @gm9075 Před 13 dny +1

      @@sandyn3384 🙂👍

    • @MartinandFreddie
      @MartinandFreddie Před 13 dny +2

      He's not called The Boss for nothing! Can't pretend I'm not a little bit envious of you !!

  • @stephanieadams3747
    @stephanieadams3747 Před 14 dny +49

    Trump's "speech" is just word salad. How can anyone think he should be president?

    • @robertanthony3434
      @robertanthony3434 Před 14 dny

      Have you seen Biden?? Oh wait of course you haven't, he can't even make a word salad...
      A real Sophies choice huh?

    • @mangalores-x_x
      @mangalores-x_x Před 13 dny

      @@robertanthony3434 that is bs. Biden is getting senile, Trump doesn't get anything, he always talked this inane BS

    • @heathermcgrath22
      @heathermcgrath22 Před 13 dny

      Ignorance

  • @jackiewalton4876
    @jackiewalton4876 Před 14 dny +1

    Thank you Seth; I needed that laugh😊

  • @zelma8
    @zelma8 Před 14 dny +1

    That impression of Sinatra talking to his security sounded like Jim and John talking to each other. 🤣🤣

  • @caseycronan9217
    @caseycronan9217 Před 14 dny +71

    That Jimmy Carter clip was concerning.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 14 dny +50

    Remember when Jimmy Carter won 5 US Opens (1974, 1976, 1978, 1982, 1983), 2 Wimbledon Gentlemen Singles Championships (1974, 1982), 1 Australian Open (1974), and played Mixed Doubles with his wife Rosalynn?
    I don’t either!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 14 dny +12

      Jimmy Connors was not the worst President we've ever had.

    • @KennethHabeck-yg7ln
      @KennethHabeck-yg7ln Před 14 dny +5

      And Connors hooked up with Playboy Playmate (feels weird typing that these days) Patti MacGuire, so definitely presidential material.

  • @kellyclark9066
    @kellyclark9066 Před 14 dny +1

    What a way to start my morning. Everyone needs to laugh more. You are witty and hilarious. Love it!

  • @bethlyke1
    @bethlyke1 Před 14 dny +1

    One of your best monologues, Seth!!!😂

  • @familyvideos5403
    @familyvideos5403 Před 14 dny +47

    I remember when Kristi Noem, Frank Sinatra, Kim Jong Un, and Donald Trump had that meeting. The year was 1994, Noem had just begun her political career....

    • @serjeantpepper2986
      @serjeantpepper2986 Před 14 dny +17

      George Santos here. I was also at that meeting.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Před 14 dny +2

      😂😂😂😂 Chefs kiss perfection guys!

    • @stevenmoore3480
      @stevenmoore3480 Před 14 dny +2

      She isn't prepared to lie about that right now, so has nothing to say.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 Před 14 dny +6

      The inmates are definitely running the asylum .

  • @genghiskhan9269
    @genghiskhan9269 Před 14 dny +56

    Trump is sounding more and more like Alec Baldwin parody of him on SNL.