Putin To Pull Out of Nuclear Treaty | The Truth About Tucker Carlson | T**** is “A Demonic Force”
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- Russia’s leader included a nuclear threat in his state of the union speech, and Stephen discovers the truth about Tucker Carlson, who called the former president “demonic” in text messages revealed in the Dominion Voting Systems lawsuit against Fox News.
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"Butthole to , mouth transplant" I just lost it... thanks Mr Colbert!
A far better insult than any the orange turd could come up with.
You should hear it whistle
Amazing joke writing….. they all musta ate their Wheaties that morning 😅
I love his exec producer wildly cackling in the background
@@dmenace9483 I’m afraid to SMELL that whistle.
"She gains insights from experiencing something like time travel in a semi-conscious state".
I've never heard a drunken stupor described quite like that.
😄👏😄👍😄👏
or just plain cray cray. She is whacked.
“Fuck around and find out.” I’m glad the interns are getting a few jokes in
Love the F*** around to Find out ratio , and especially the "butthole to mouth transplant" - you should hear that boy whistle, like a bird". Personally I think that transplant was achieved thru osmosis.
Have to listen to this monolog more than once it's very content rich and speedily delivered. 11/10.
If Sidney Powell has access to the multiverse, why would she pick the one where she's on the hook for $1.7B?
Because she lacks a brain...?
Because the people here are so stupid they will believe anything she says. At least that raises my hopes that the other universes are better places than here.
Cause in all the other ones she was on the hook for more?
One of the main "strategies" the MAGA repubs follow is finding better ways of being the perfect victim. All their conspiracies and lies are based off that premise
because in the others... a giant Kraken is out for her blood.
Please #dominion please win this lawsuit
I hope that BOTH Dominion and Smartmatic win their respective lawsuits. I think that would be enough to shut some of these trolls down for good.
It's a start. 😆
So we employed these wonderful automated voting systems to make things better, but for some reason we can't get election results for weeks and sometimes months now. Doesn't look or sound better to me, but whatever, the DNC says it's better so it is. Please explain why you want these systems given their unreliable track record. Oh that's right, that's exactly the reason why you want them, chaos is always the Marxist default. So transparent it's silly
Well, Fox has shut down their network broadcasters from covering the story.
If they pop Fox for this, then they will need to allow everyone to go after all media for lying to us about the vaccines, lockdowns and origins of Covid, so I’m thinking Fox is safe. DNC needs to have a little legal foresight before unleashing their dogs. They operate with impunity
I hope that Trump loses all 34 or the cases being brought against him and serves the maximum amount of time in jail.
I love Tucker Carlson's confession. Thank you for posting this.
How is it legal for Kevin McCarthy to do that?!
It might turn out not to be. Several other news outlets are working on legal challenges already.
How is it legal for MTG to be in congress
The law doesn't apply to repugs . Duh .
Democrats are conspiring with big tech and fake news outlets! 🙄
It’s not illegal, but it now needs to be available to all outlets under the freedom of information act!
A photo of Kevin McCarthy puckering up to meet Trump.
KM puckers when 45 bends over.
That is not far from the truth…. As Trump is really the one who is calling the shots for the GOP congress….. if KM pushes back then it will take only 1 MAGAT to take him down!
🤣😂 Nice one! Made me snort-giggle.
I have a pic. of Drumpf with same operation. TWINS!
OMG! That TC footage should be a separate video so that everyone can share it! Please!!! Truer words have never come out of his mouth!
How is McCarthy even legally allowed to give that kind of data to a private citizen?
That's what I'd like to know.🤔🤔😡😡
More to the point, how can he justify only giving it to one news outlet? FOIA that shit.
Better than HIDING all the footage from the public like you Democrats do!
@@BabushkaBrigade isn't that just what he promised his clan not to the democrats.
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from CZcams?
Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
That McCarthy gave all that Jan. 6 footage to TC is outrageous on so many levels.
And how is it transparent give the footage to a single TV presenter?
This security footage is public property already paid for by the taxpayer. It should not be subject to partisan treatment. Can't Biden step in and make it available to more stations? The harm, regarding safety routines and camera placement etc., is already done.
@@Mugdorna its probably illegal too
since such national security is no longer a secret, it would seem the freedom of information act would allow all networks access to make their own highlight reels of Jan 6th.
He was strong armed by Trump to do it…. Otherwise the MAGATS were gonna take him down…..Trump is the one who calls the major shots for the GOP congress, without a doubt!!!!!!!
For a guy called Sleepy Joe, Dark Brandon sure has a lot of energy to go gallivanting off to a warzone and a 10 hour Polish Train ride
Exactly 💯
10 hours, each way... ;D
But not enough to visit Ohio huh?
@@yasuke1280 I think the FEMA response he sent instead was probably more useful.
ChinaColbert wont talk about the Ukraine army holding up in populated apartments in hopes Russia wont bomb populated areas.. he won’t tell you about Ukraine using chemical warfare against Russia.. ChinaColbert loves China, I mean he won’t even educate his following about the vaccine or the virus
How is it LEGAL for this footage to be given to FOX?? This is insanity!
The Talking Heads reference, (did the audience even get that?), was brilliant! "This is not my beautiful wife!"
That Kevin McCarthy joke took me out 😂
McCarthy is the joke that will continue to write itself. Thanks Kevin !
Dinner and a movie? Or was it straight to the mattress boogie?
And the pic says it all….. joke writing is tops!!!!
"Kevin McCarthy joke" - needs to be his legal name.
Of course they knew it wasn't real, Now theres just proof. Now its even more disgusting that they went ahead with it anyway
That line about Kevin McCarthy being the first butt hole to mouth transfsplant is one of the BEST jokes you and the writers have ever come up with!!!! I so needed a good laugh. Thank you so very much!
But Nancy Pelosi was never talking out her backside. A regular Joan of Arc she was. Incredible. They are all terrible! Party has nothing to do with it
How many people are old enough here to get the reference to The Talking Heads song "Once in a lifetime" with the repeated chops up and down his arm? I am.
Is the release of the 41,000 security tapes of January 6th a tool for planning the next insurrection?
Insurrectionist homework.
It could be.
I don’t trust these characters with anything let alone that footage, but what’s the worst they can do, make it look like a Disney land video?
Apparently.
@@LollieVox Scout the interior of the Capitol and its Secure Locations.
Demented laugh Tucker. Holy shit.
I wonder if that high-pitched laugh is a result of his testicle tanning ritual. 🤔
I didn't need to sleep anyway.
Like the Joker
@@joenarbaiz1640 he has testicles? Who knew😳
There's a montage of just his maniacal laugh, it's pretty cringe >
Not gonna lie, there isn't much in this world that makes me happier than Stephen doing his impression of Eric.
I say AGAIN. Seth as Trump and Stephen as Eric need to do a scene together. The universe may collapse in on itself in laughter, but it would be worth it!!!!
well stated. lololol
I hate it. It's exactly equivalent to Eric's father's impression of the disabled reporter: Stupid, infantile, insensitive, several other synonyms for infantile, ignorant, and completely lacking actual content. It makes Stephen look like an asshole, and it gives his opponents ammunition with which to portray him as nothing more than a cruel bully, thereby delegitimizing every valid argument he's ever made. What does a Faux News "reporter" have to do to completely counter any point Colbert has ever made or will ever make? Just show a clip of him doing his Eric impression.
Of course, one can make the point that Stephen is not a serious reporter; that his job is to be funny with the jokes and the ha ha, and not to report the news. But dontcha kinda think he's crossed the line a little bit into liberal activism? And dontcha kinda think that once he's done that, his actions (and words) reflect on the larger group of liberals? Every time Colbert does that painful-to-watch 5th-grade-level Eric impression, liberals across America lose some credibility. Conservatives give us SO MUCH material to hit them with Every Single Day; there's no need to stoop to this sub-level to make fun of them, and it only hurts the rest of us.
But hey; if they go low, you go lower, right?
@@elimgarak7330 I get what you're saying, at the same time I personally feel like the modern GOP have placed the bar on the floor and it's damn near impossible for the left to limbo beneath it. With that being said, one could also argue that any time the left opens their mouth to say anything, they lose credibility with the far right because a good majority of them will put a negative spin regardless of the points made. I have personally seen this in action as I work with an awful lot of far right people (so far right that a couple of them even actually believe conspiracies like there are "lizard people" in Government walking among us).
We're at the point where personally, I'm not convinced that simply reporting facts upon facts and being just another news source is going to make any difference with that side, however if they could reach a few people with some infantile comedy, you know with laughter being the best medicine and all, maybe that could bridge the gap for even a few people to think to themselves, "You know what? Maybe the people in leadership and leadership-adjacent on my side actually are kinda dumb if they're able to be heckled like this for 6-7 years straight." Is it a stretch? Certainly. Still, anyone with the audacity to question the left's credibility and also believes that Jewish Space Lasers are a thing, I don't think those ones are gonna be swayed by facts and reason regardless of how serious or funny the left presents the news.
Would you ever smile again if you looked at Donald Trump's hair and realized that was your future?
In their State of the Union, they don't have a MTG who dares to yell out "liar."
No, she'd soon fall from a window.
This show transforms my anger into laughter!
Yep, better than blood pressure meds.
I know right? & that’s exactly what Steven is going for. I saw an interview with him talking about it. 😅
And hat makes Friday so good?
Nicely put!
if youre that mad about the elite doing slimy things you need a fuckin life kiddo. they all play for the same team ROFL
Ok that butthole transplant joke is the best. I have tears in my eye
That Talking Heads reference was smooth. 👍
I've always thought there's some kind of resemblance between Stephen and David Byrne. And then this reference shows up out of (the road to) nowhere! Best thing ever!!
Stephen's Lipless Eric bit gave me a reason to live again after King Baby Coward destroyed my soul so thoroughly from 2016 to 2020. Please sir, can I have some more?
Talking Heads "Once in a Lifetime" is the reference most of the audience seemed to miss near the end.
Younger people miss older people's references. Same as it ever was.
@@waltonsimons12 😂
OMG OMG yea, those poor people
My god, what have I done?!?
I can't hear "New Start" without thinking of "anustart." Thank you Arrested Development, for the gifts that keep on giving.
That is the most honest I've ever heard Tucker sound lol
That Tucker montage was great, but I feel sorry for the staff member(s) who had to watch all those horrid clips from his show to piece that together.
I would like to think it's all run through computerized speech-to-text and optical-character-recognition processes so anyone can just have a computer search it later.
@@takatamiyagawa5688 This is correct. Captions are easily searched and they come with timestamps. So thankfully the editors didn't need to rot their brain out watching F8ck3r Carlson.
@@blackcloud415 that computer deleted itself after it watched all the Turder Carlson. Lol
@@anonymous-ts5ih lol It got hooked on Ctrl+Alt+Del for the longest time. Started to Alt+F4 their friends, one by one. Segregating itself from the rest of the internet. Finally lost its' battle with depression and misinformation. Untimately resulted in it throwing itself into a bathtub whilst plugged in.
They work in small shifts to minimize the amount of harmful contact, like cleaning up a nuclear contamination site 😄
Between Colbert and Meyers we have the best impressions tandem ever seen on late night TV.
460 million + what we already gave them....
The crowd 👏👏👏👏👏👏
The writing is "same as it ever was". Brilliant 👍
I wish Smartmatic every success in their lawsuit against Fox and their hosts.
I second that wholeheartedly!
It seems like both have pretty strong cases for defamation,at this point unless there's something odd happens it's really just a case of what damages will be awarded.
I know Fox will fight it no doubt but not sure how the law is in America regarding defamation appeals.
Two of The 'Biggliest' {Sic}
Psychopaths today:
Rupert & Putin !!
i see you in the comments of every one of these segments, you must be quite a fan
I wish them success too with their lawsuits against my pillow crack guy.
The hardest thing about suing a 'news' organization for defamation is proving actual malice (here meaning that they either knowingly lied or showed reckless disregard for whether the things they said were true or not) and now we all know that every one of the treacherous shitweasels knew they were lying.
I hope Fox's majority shareholder, it's management and all those liars who get in front of the cameras lose so BIG in the defamation lawsuit
Your Eric impression will NEVER get old 🤣🤣🤣💙
Since Carlson thinks Jan 6 was such minor vandalism I'm sure he won't mind if we all go do the same to his home
as usual, democrats promoting violence. go figure. savage animals
@@buttmaster4594 but it's not violence. It's minor, forgettable vandalism that isn't worthy of jail time
@@BetterLifeAhead35 Police officers being STRUCK REPEATEDLY WITH FLAGPOLES isn't violence? What kind of a disingenuous creep are you?
Since Tucker is a private citizen he is protected under the Constitution against radicals like yourself. I know your type believe anyone with an alternate viewpoint should be beaten and silenced, but we still have some laws protecting an individual's rights to free speech here. It's literally the first amendment for a reason. So DNC programmed zealots like you don't go burning down the homes of the non believers. Have a good day
@@BetterLifeAhead35 typical violent leftwing loon justifying its leftwing loon violence.
Any monologue with an Eric T**** impression gets a thumbs up from me!! 😂 👍
ERMERGERD I lerv it 💖
The crowd is still wearing muzzles
That footage should have been given to all media.
I much prefer getting my news thru Stephen's comedy 🤣 Thanks Stephen!
That's what makes u a sheep. Congrats
It's not news it's propaganda
Stephen’s Eric impression kills me everytime lmaoo
I loved the footage you put together about Tucker Carlson, it was hysterically funny, as well as absolutely accurate!
The video by definition proves it.
Because he eats dogs.
Don't you see how Colbert skillfully spins a story and chooses footage that suits his purpose? He relies on the fact that most of his viewers will not bother to seek out the facts. Please consider watching shows by Dan Bongino, Mark Levin, Greg Gutfeld, Dave Rubin, Michael Knowles, Ben Shapiro.
@@tebubba Do you truly think its ambiguous as to whether Tucker and Ingraham think Rudy and the Krakken lady are nuts?
@@tebubba 🤭😄😂🤣
The Eric impersonation never gets stale....long may it continue....
Best. Monologue. Ever.
I too experience time travel when I'm in a semi-conscious state, but when I talk about it, people call it lucid dreaming.
You're telling the truth.
Giving Tucker the capital footage after his texts leaks is disgusting
It would have been 100% more relevant to give the footage to Colbert, and both a comedians.
"Two Rudys, one monologue" underrated/hilarious joke from Louis that no one heard!
hysterical from start to finish and best monologue ever ! thank you Stephen
If Tucker thinks it wasn’t a big deal, then why ask for the footage?
Because he thinks he will find antifa agents lurking in one of the hallways.
They are just flexing I guess, like the “nanny nanny boo boo” boy he is
Maybe will see several FBI agents with Red MAGA hats?
@@chucktaylor9190 Tucker will create that scenario.
@@debmcgerrigle3477 The WOKE Dems used a veteran TV executive to help do the job of editing videos, they hired James Goldston, the former president of ABC News, to & produce the hearings as if they were a docudrama or a must-watch mini-series. You're Welcome.
Sometimes life writes it's own comedy.
Joe Biden is comedy gold, but this douche is fixated on Trump. Give war a chance!
Or if you are a republicklan party of traitors
Like Biden winning the last election. Unfortunately it is quickly becoming a tragedy
@@mattschrader5047 only tragedy here tucker is your ignorance in the truth and facts your kind will never admit just how wrong you are.
I look forward to Colbert every weekday. I’m bummed when they all go on vacation, but I know they all deserve it. I couldn’t have made it these past 7 years without Colbert’s show. My sanity is counting on you, Stephen. I love how he delivers the most depressing crap with quick, witty retorts. I love how he pokes fun of the most colossally stupid people in the government. Stephen- just like the rest of us, you can not retire until you’re dead. We need you.
I used to watch and enjoy Colbert years ago. Many years ago.
I hope Dominion gets every cent!
And they’ll bring more proofs of Fix News misconduct and lies for us..
If we stop calling Tuesday 'Fat', should we dispense with calling Wednesday 'Hump'...
No, it's only thing that gets me through the week! Don't take it away!
Sexist Wednesday…. Cancel it.
And hating Monday is bullying.
I heard this story about a guy who was always disgustingly cheerful on Monday morning. When asked how he managed it, he said “I start my week on Wednesday, work through Thursday and Friday, take a couple days off, and come back on Monday with more than half the week gone.”
Next they will remove god from “thank god it’s Friday”
Stephen, who writes your monologs? They are so spot on!😆🤣🤪😜🤗😛
Love the Talking Heads quote🤣
Kev's term is going to be one giant meme which I love and he truly deserves it.
As I've said before and will surely make the comparison again; yet another evil, deluded, and disgraceful McCarthy.
Not good for us however.
Yeah, I mean we probably won't pass much bi-partisan legislation but the house is in check due to the senate so, don't have to worry about the government being over thrown for a couple of years.
we should make the date that he failed to get elected for the 15th time called Kevin sucks day. that would be fun.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm literally weeping. Stephen you're unstoppable! Excellent monologue 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I've missed Eric, a timeless classic by Stephen👌
Check out Hunter Stephen. Makes Eric look like a boy scout
How is it legal for McCarthy to give the camera footage from jan.6 to Tucker, and exclusively ?
I should have seen that wind joke coming, but it flew right over my head.
Hahahahahaha😂😂😂
The answer my friend, is blowin in the wind.🌪
Da dum tiss
Isn't it illegal not only to give security clearance video footage of secure government buildings to people without government security clearance, but also to possess it without that same clearance?
Thank you Mr. Colbert I’m laughing so hard I’m in a wonderful mood full of positive endorphins❤😂🎉great segment!!!
I like when Colbert refers to Russia with the line "it's........potato"
Always great to hear the political and life opinions of the young and poor
When I see McCarthy..The word DORK comes to me.
They’re all dorks hence why the have to pay for sex and throw cocaine fueled orgies, when the travel to DC for work.
Even though they technically could be zooming their jobs from their home states.
@@jakelachance4408 Sigh..
Holy shit this whole video was top-tier savagery. 🤣
one of the best monlogues this year 😂😂😂
I pray that the Government will not be compromised 🙏 Amen
When the day is long and it's end comes to you Stephen to see it out, it's a good day!
Ukrainian aid numbers are eye popping until you see our yearly defense budget. We spend more on warplane prototypes than we have in Ukraine. And Ukraine actually uses it against our enemies.
"The wind blows!" had me! One of the best delivered puns of all time. 🤣😂😂
We'll always have Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Editing Tuckers words to making him tell the truth
I’m just amazed someone over the age of 30 made a pretty decent YTP.
😂
I doubt he eats dogs. Everything else is indisputably true.
@@oliverimhoof Hot dogs. 🤗
@@ianthesoccerref Do you really think that elitist dickbag would eat a hot dog, the quintessential all-American food of the common man?
You won't see any hecklers in Vladdy's speech, anyhow. Well, not for long, anyhow.
🤔😳⚰️ *True...*
#GoodPoint ☠️
It's incredible what some off camera gunman can do to inspire courtesy.
he leaves several open windows in the surrounding buildings 5 floors up and higher, as a silent warning.
Yep, that’s what Trump emulated or tried to, getting supporters to attack protesters.
@@peterlongprong7521 Upside is the use of the word defenestration. Don't often get the opportunity!
They Call The Wind ... A Liar
kudos on the talking heads quote Steve..
Letting the days go by..
Letting the Water hold me down !!
...
Same as it ever was my friend !!
@8:55 Stephen's Eric T**** deserves its own spin-off segment: "Eric and The Giant Rotten Orange"
Always love it when Eric makes an appearance.
I second that!
It's sadly accurate on the effects of a narcisstic parent.
Me too but then I feel guilty for laughing cuz of all those kids, Eric had no Nurture, a horrendous environment, and he reminds me of Skinner's baby monkey (the one with the wire mother) -- not to mention the phrases "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" & "How would you like it if people picked on you?" were drilled into my head from kindergarten til the last day of Catholic high school. (How does Stephen do it so well and not feel guilty?)
@@RasAlHaq 😆
Only in imitation form, thankfully
That was the most honest thing Carlson has ever said. :D
I can Not believe the Government has yet to throw Trump and his Friends into Jail and Throw away the Jail Keys Forever
I wonder if it is possible for the final compensation for damage in a lawsuit can be awarded with doubled the amount the plaintiff actually asked for? 😂
The $1.6B is for damages. The judge can also assess punitive damages which are much much higher.
OK, the Earth, Wind & Fire Joke was easy to catch but it too me a minute to catch the "You May Ask Yourself,,," reference. Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime. That was very clever.
Same as it ever was??
Same as it ever was.....
That Guy Laughing (you know who I'm talking about!) deserves a special prize. Hope you gave him one.
Of course! If Powell's source says the wind tells her she's a ghost, now it makes sense that Hugo Chavez's ghost was all in. How did we not see this before? 🤪
Tucker Carlson: "Why are we giving all this money to Ukraine? Shouldn't we be taking care of Americans here at home first?"
Also Tucker Carlson: "Our next guest is a proud republican who promises to end food stamps, increasing minimum wage, and affordable healthcare."
And yet trumptards will eat it up
So true his Hypocrisy is gross.
That's all republiKKKans.
@@LollieVox its not hypocrisy if you don't consider poor and middle class as people.
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Love the TC montage; most accurate self description ever…
Extra brilliant tonight!
Awww...our bug-eyed zombie alien masters want us to laugh at the brink of nuclear apocalypse. That is so sweet of them!
Sidney Powell confidently strode up to a bank of microphones and announced to the entire world that she would "release the crackhead" and suddenly Mike Lindell appeared. She should be disbarred for that.
Crackhead 😂 I thought it's Kraken lol
@Baby Teano It was poetic lisense, I'm sure. :)
Oh, tubruton, that is just so good!
Lindell and Powel should be forced to enter an arranged marriage and live with Trump on Rikers Island. Not that I'm vengeful or anything...
When did that happen?
@@mj44190 Many moons ago. During the [beginning] darker days of election denial..
☕️ sending a Coffee to all
A coffee and listening to Stephen helps you get through the day and keep you sane
_Covfefe!_
@@-oiiio-3993 😂
YESS thank you!
so true.
*Thanks... Cheers from Mėxico!* 🍻🏝️🍹🇲🇽🤘🏽
“Russia’s state of the union address is a lot like America’s, except… Is potato.” 😂
Spot on. It's all propaganda brother. And we are all the losers
“Forgettable” means “we really want everyone to forget it ever happened”
Kinda like Joe using government agencies to cover up the laptop problem in 2019. That's not going away either
@@mattschrader5047 good. No one should get away with shit like that. This should never be political
Don’t rely on intel you get from Colonel Flagg (“I am the wind.”)
*>CRASH
Awesome show tonight. These writers really did amazing.
His delivery is what puts the gleam on these jokes…. But the writers are top notch!
May the gods always bless stephen colbert he's all that keeps me Smiling in these dark days Where Lies are facts and Insanity is the base of many of our government officials Interpretation of our constitution.
Lock Them UP