RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm | Indiana Loves Nikki Haley | Viral Cicada Video | Gov. Hochul’s Terrible Take
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- čas přidán 19. 05. 2024
- Medical experts believe the worm that burrowed into RFK Jr.’s brain is a pork tapeworm larva, Nikki Haley took over 20% of the GOP primary vote in Indiana, a live-action video explaining cicadas has gone viral, and New York governor Kathy Hochul made a terrible comment about her constituents in The Bronx.
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A house divided cannot stand
A house united cannot stand MTG
Tbh, it’s kind of a cop out; no house can stand Ole Greeney
MTG 4 GRAVEL PIT 2024
Empty
So true!
Best comment!!! 😂👍🏻🤣
Kristi Noem is thanking God for the brain worm story.
If aliens landed on the White House lawn ,it still will not stop the country morning Cricket. I mean you heard RFK Jr had brain worms and you said "sure that makes sense now".
Or she's shopping for a very, very tiny new gun...
@@MrBsbotto You win the interwebs today! 🤣
@@MrBsbotto The worm is already dead.
@@dancepiglover Then she's shopping for a very, very tiny gravel pit...
I am proud to say that I am one of the "protest" voters on Tuesday 5/7/2024 in Indiana. Voting for Haley even though she dropped out 2 months ago. I have voted Republican for over 35 years but will proudly be voting for Biden in November 2024. Go Biden/Harris!!! 💙💙💙
Biden is corrupt as hell
thank you, Thank you, Thank you!
Thank you very much 🙏
You are on the right side of history
In Another universe nikki hailey is the current nominee because trump accept the results in 2020
A worm ate part of his brain? That's odd, I thought the worm had enough when it was done with Donald Trump. That's one hungry worm!
Lol the news lately has been insane. How are these people even remotely considered for positions of power?
One hand used to wash the other. Now? Not so much.
I've been asking myself the same thing for a while now.
Because USA is a crazy place, and it's high time you realised this
People vote for them. It says more about the voters than about the people in power. (Like Noem is a TWO term governor)
Exactly
Donnie's brain worm made it to the pupa stage. You can see the cocoon on his head every day.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
👍👍💯👏👏
🎉😂
and when the adult emerges, it will look like the Predator.
Wormy brains, Cannon in trumps pocket, and the unfortunate words of Hochul are comedy gold for Colbert. And while I'm laughing, I still find it all troubling.
Maybe that’s why Hochul barely won against Zeldin of all people (and only had a likely margin because he was too conservative)
Cannon should be investigated for influence peddling along with Thomas and Alito. She should be disbarred! She's either criminally corrupt or she's completely incompetent or both.
Jack Smith is heading for prison and Judge Cannon is going to help put him there. 😂
Never know, she may just end up on the Supreme court. 😄
This country is getting dumber by the day!
Yes, thanks to lame stream media.
@@jeffhaddix9508Faux Spews has turned people into clueless morons.
Previous comment case in point
@@LogicPhalanx
I see dumb people
@@LogicPhalanx What? You think lamestream media is unbiased and isn't trying to push an agenda?
why rent a lawyer when you can own a judge?
Billionaire-owned Extreme Court
Trump is acting like a Mafia boss who knows the fix is in.
@@christopherheckman7957valentines Day
Can’t
Come
Fast
Enough
@@christopherheckman7957 *in a poorly written TV show.
Yes we, the people, are the only hope to stop *rump and keep him out of office! VOTE 🗳️!
Stop all of the logic-defiers in every race across the land!!
very true my vote is with RFK jr
👍
If he gets reelected Cannon clearly goes straight to the Supreme Court without a delay.
Brain worms, puppy killers and adult diapers were not on my bingo card. And we still have around 6 months to go
🤣🤣🤣 OMG, this is so nice to be entertained by real comedians rather than the reality show host in multiple courts.
Murica
😂
nope had puppy killers and adult diapers. missing consequences for ones own actions, the rapture, sudden death, and death by space rock.
Go back down in Mommy's basement and play video games ,that's all you will ever be good for 😅
I actually have part of my cerebellum missing from brain surgery. I do not act like RFK Jr.
Wow really 😮
You had brains to spare.
I cant imagine going through brain surgery!!
Auntie Sarah.
Sarah Bellum.
Antebellum.
That is all.
To be fair, the cerebellum deals with motor control and language. Do you have zero side effects from the surgery? I have two friends who had brain tumors removed, and they had no side effects. The brain is amazing.
Brain worms explain *so much* of American politics.
Should probably have RFK, Jr on for an interview.
He would never.
@@jesseceballos5543 why not?
No candidate has ever bounced back from an admission of brain worms.
Hey, in some way it's still nicer than some things Drumpf has said.
Sample size?
I'm pretty sure he's the first candidate to ever have brain worms it's not exactly a common occurrence
Accurate.
@@brucebaker810 every applicable one.
I guess you can say that RFK Jr. went down a wormhole.
No, the worm went through an RFKjr hole.
Not the first time
@@michaelcase8574 Wow
Ha
@@christopherporter2459 Sorry, I meant the worm went down an RFK Jr hole
The jokes are levels upon levels. I laughed in horror, guffawed against my will, and enjoyed this segment so so much. WOW .
The worm killed itself when it realized he was in RFK Jr's brain...
😂😂😂😂
No. It just died of hunger.
All the other jokes arent funny, because they are like "oh he should of known better and been more careful about what he ats. This joke is funny because it isn't derogatory, just a bit, but importantly it is a joke about how he's kind of a dumbass, which you can make the case that both Trump and Biden are dumbasses as well.
@@JonasBuack🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
How true!
I would have liked to hear a little about how Aileen Cannon is thoroughly corrupt and has been looking for ways to delay and dismiss this case from Day 1. What a disgrace to her profession!
Yeah more poignant jokes about her and less at further stigmatizing mental illness
The Federalist Society coached her while on that retreat they paid for. It’s why none of her moves are appealable, so far, and everything is a pending motion. So much for the speedy trial cited in the constitution. 🤬😡🤮
Another trump "good person". Yep, he can really pick them.
She's just another Communist Conservative that hates America!
@@firstlast-tp7zo There must be a way for the prosecutor to call for an audit of the trial.
Comedy writers all over the world are thanking God for this revelation about RFK Jr.
Fantastic Colbert!!!
"They say RFK Jr's brain worm is dead, MINE is ALIVE and WELL! So hungry. KFC! JOBS!"
- Donnie Trump
WHALE!
Yoinked for SNL this week I bet 🤣
There's no brain there to eat. But there's likely one of those poop rolling bugs because he's full of it.
You know that worm was in there saying "Tell them not to take the vaccine".
Ooh! Snap!! watch what's eating you.
Cannon needs to be investigated thoroughly, especially now since she got caught pulling a Clarence Thomas. What other "gifts" is she having "technical difficulties" reporting?
She certainly sounds incompetent and corrupt. Investigate the Trump lackey.
It took me a second to realize that by "pulling a Clarence Thomas" you meant "accepting expensive gifts without reporting their value" and not "making inappropriate sexual advances toward an employee including one about pubic hair and a can of Coke." Different generation of Clarence Thomas scandal.
Considering how much dirt has come out on Trump in both trials of Trump, so far, the information about Trump's traitorous crimes in the documents case must be SO BAD, a THOUSAND times more exposure of Trump's craven submisson to Putin, no wonder Cannon is frantically blocking the trial from happening!
Not only did she have "technical difficulties" reporting all her free booty.
She also had "technical difficulties" reporting the "technical difficulties."
Jesus… and he’s still a SCJ why?
I new way ahead of time how sickening and corrupt our sick society we're going to come after him, because they cannot outsmart him in any conversation they have with him.
RFK wants a DEBAT with the other candidates
I don’t know why we are not marching in protest of the postponement of the classified docs theft trial. 🇺🇸
Considering how much dirt has come out on Trump in both trials of Trump, so far, the information about Trump's traitorous crimes in the documents case must be SO BAD, a THOUSAND times more exposure of Trump's craven submisson to Putin, no wonder Cannon is frantically blocking the trial from happening!
I agree, until Americans start showing their disapproval with their Justice system, nothing will change. The SC justices will continue to rule like MAGA gods and federal court judges will continue to wipe dumbo’s arse! 😡😡😡 Americans have got to stand up and show they are not onboard with this crap! 😡😡🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪💪💪💪🌊🌊
We have a crooked House, for one. Marching will not change Cannon's loose decision.
Supreme court says disagreeing with them is unconstitutional, also it doesnt help that Biden also had documents…
That trial isn't even necessary. Trump has enough to engage his lawyers throughout the rest of the year and beyond. His NY criminal trial only just started, there's a federal criminal trial coming up, and there are rumors of more state trials having to do with the fake electors and election interference in several key states such as Georgia, Colorado, Arizona, and I believe Minnesota. Aileen Cannon can postpone all she wants. It won't change Trump's fate. He did this to himself. He's swimming under an ocean of liability and he's making sure not to give himself a way out. Let's just sit back and enjoy the show. Aileen will be dealt with later.
I hope 20%of Republicans everywhere don't vote for Trump 🙏. Let us pray.
I got a better idea than praying: Let us vote blue and convince others to do so
@@chenzen1578unfortunately, some people are beyond convincing.
@@LakeFX True, but their numbers shrink further every day. Like Trump's little spaghetti w/ meat balls in a cold court room.
Praying 🙏 fearing for my family
@helenwheels3341
You can lead a Republi-con to the facts but you can't make them think..
VOTE REASON NOT TRE45ON 🔵
I like RFK JR.! I think he would make a great president!
The acting on that woman playing the cicada I CAN'T haha 😆🤣😹 Hope she got paid handsomely for that one 😂😂
How anybody could continue to support RFK Jr. is almost as confusing as how anybody could continue to support Trump
NEVER underestimate the mass stupidity of the American populace #MakeMoronsGreatAgain
Hell, RFK would be a better president than Trump.
@@delta5297the worm would be a better president than trump. Too low of a bar.
Well...there's a lot of stupid people out there.
@@delta5297 A literal pile of dogshit would be a better President than Trump. That isn't the flex you think it is!
First there was 'Snakes on a Plane', now RFK Jr. claims to have 'Worms on his Brain.'
'Brainwormnado'... tornado with brain worms and no gravel pit in sight
And flies in his eyes
He must have seen that one season of "Brain Dead" and thought that ish was real.
Good one.
Now I've got Pink Floyd's "Hey You" worming into my brain.
OMG! Worm ate his brain explains so much!
We need to show all these corrupt judges the business end of justice.
Yeah... I went to college with RFK Jr., sat next to him in many, many classes for those years... I never saw him ‘not stoned and drugged’. Completely drugged all the time. Every day, every given hour of the day. And later when we were in our late twenties and through our thirties, he was an insatiable drunk. My hunch is that a lot more damage was done to his brain cells than any small portion that the worm ate.
It was the worm in the tequila wasn’t it???
That explains what killed the worm.😉
Heroin.
YES
You’re so right.
Guess Putin told Cannon to quash Trump's Espionage trial.
Rumor has it that Putin has Parkinson's?
@@siswohlslagel8919We can hope!
Indirectly
Considering how much dirt has come out on Trump in both trials of Trump, so far, the information about Trump's traitorous crimes in the documents case must be SO BAD, a THOUSAND times more exposure of Trump's craven submisson to Putin, no wonder Cannon is frantically blocking the trial from happening!
@@siswohlslagel8919a horrible disease, my father died from Parkinson’s but Putin deserves it after all he has done in his miserable life!
I'm from Indiana no, we do not love Nikki Haley. And we most definitely dislike Trump even more.BYE-DON 24🥁
Love the Lowly Worm reference. My childhood hero Thank you Richard Scarry.
I loved John, the writer's bit. The ending, "What's a TVeeeeeyyyyyy?" Killed me😂😂
"Kenneth Chesebro." "Joe Tacopina." "Susan Neckless." Why does every Trump lawyer's name sound like rejected Dick Tracy villains?
And the perfectly written script of David Pecker with the trump's election interference affair with a porn star.. It really is the lowest Grade Z moving we are being forced to watch by a bunch of brainless twits who never graduated from middle school, psychologically.
💙 Me and my 401K absolutely love democracy, freedom, bodily autonomy, worm-free brains, America the Beautiful, and President Joseph R. Biden! 💙
Perfect 👍🏻 comment
Thank you!!👏👏
🤮
🇺🇸 💙
@@kristinasativaAre you a woman who would rather vote for someone who is a convicted rapist who disrespects women?
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win”
The way people are legitimately eating up this smear campaign is making me depressed
CAN TRUMP GO TO PRISON ALREADY??!!! SERIOUSLY A 10YR OLD COULD CONVICT HIM QUICKER!! GET IT TF OVER WITH!!!
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I'm with you on that. If it was any other person they would have been in prison In a heart beat there would be no trial
Is USA, people like 45 never go to jail.
Trump has appealed everything, and he has the Supreme Court and Judge Cannon in his pocket. They have deliberately delayed trials and denied justice for WE THE PEOPLE.
I may have to sorta agree. At this point, im about to be willing to vote for trump this upcoming election just to get America's downfall over with since they seem to want him spared THAT badly, and believe me, saying that was something that i never wanted to begin with!!
It reminds me of the time my boss went for a brain scan. When returning to work later on he declared that the test had revealed that there was nothing there . We all said , almost in unison, "that we had always suspected that ".
Competitive volleyball teams WISH they had someone giving them easy setups like that.
If we end up voting for either Trump or Biden or only just going to have a instant replay for four more years of the same old BS. And continue being separated.
"cause of death: starvation" 👏
I think I can speak for most Hoosiers when I say "A vote for Nikki Haley is a vote for 'Anyone who ISN'T Donald Trump.'"
Just vote for "Anybody Else". The guy changed his name, he should get the votes.
@@jordancunningham4962 He wasn't on the ballot.
You say cicada. I say cicada.
Lets call the whole thing moth.
Moths are more closely related to butterflies than to cicadas.
Clever 👊🏽
I'll take Kennedy and his brain worm any day. Best candidate we've had in decades.
John Thibodeaux asking, "What's a computer?, bit had me in a coughing fit I laughing so hard!
Your writers deserve a bonus!
Ask not what your worm can do for you...
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wrong Kennedy.
@@christopherheckman7957 Was it not the most perfect comment!?!
I am voting for RFK JR. wish Stephen would just stop with this. He’s the only responsible choice
It's amazing. Yes, we indeed need to vote again.
Oxygen for the soul. Thank you Mr. Stephen Colbert!
I think our forefathers are rolling over in their graves. Have we really come this far only to sink lower?
You know those forefathers were slave owning freaks, right? Let 'em roll
Don't ask that. Cause we usually find out when someone asks that.
Hell no! We get up off the couch and VOTE BLUE. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
Vote 🗳️
Yep
Bobby Jr has short term and long term memory issues. I agree. He's certainly forgotten what the name Kennedy stands for 😂
Why do you say that? What does it stand for?
He doesn't have memory loss. In fact, I've never seen someone with a memory like his. RFK Jr. is probably one of the only ones left who knows what the name stands for. Taught by RFK himself who told him, "when you grow up, I want you to help them." He's doing just that!
Oh Steven, how the mighty have fallen.
Tell Seth Myers you just found his lead actor for his broadway show Cicada Cicada!
Yeah, it's Steve Carell!
The worm probably died of food poisoning.
All that mercury
G'day,
He was into
Ivermectin
For
CoViD-19...
Ivermectin is a
Vetinary
Wormicide...
Just(ifiably ?) sayin'.
Such is life.
Have a good one...
Stay safe.
;-p
Ciao !
It tripped.
People mocking RFK like this are revolting, the man devoted his life to fighting corporatism and the poisoning of the western world.
Let's keep the comedy going I can't live without it loving you Steven Colbert thanks u bring a bright light in the dark
None of his cognitive struggles could be caused by decades of heroin addiction??
Mercury poisoning killed the brain worm.
@@HashknightGamingTuna fish sandwichs.
Exactly!
Honestly, the mercury makes way more sense. King George III pretty famously had mercury poisoning from his whigs, and he very slowly deteriorated mentally and died far from the public eye.
If you listen to long form interviews with RFK Jr he has zero cognitive difficulties. But Biden on the other hand........
When I read an article on RFK Jr's health issues this morning, I thought, "oh, I hope some comedian picks up on this story". My wish has been granted! And Steve, you exceeded all my expectations! Thank you so much! 😊
Of course a "comedian" would pick it up. Anytime RFK Jr is buzzing a bunch of hit pieces come out at the same time. Tons of articles by every "independent" media outlet, tons of late night hosts, all covering the same subject in a negative light from a story that's over a decade old...
I love U.S. media!
@@SFO195 And the jokes write themselves.
@@SFO195are you one of them RFK Jr fanboys?
Got to avoid talking about Rafah somehow… don’t want to upset the sponsors.
Worm got there and said shi!, I didn’t know this place closed up! All this way for nothing!
It seems to me everybody's just out to make a buck, instead of really caring about their country, it's the greed that will be the downfall of America.
"When you feel down or when you feel sad,
When your mind makes you think that everything's bad,
Try not to worry, you aren't completely insane,
Just remember ...there's a worm in your brain."
----Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared
The worm died thinking IT WAS KINDA LIKE A MONKEY'S BRAIN...
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout.
And I thought that worms were eating the brains of Trump voters. Not just RFK Jr.
this may be more widespread than previously thought
I think Trump will pick RFKjr for his VP 😂
They decided to share the worms with each other 😂😂😂😂
How do you know worms aren’t eating MAGA brains?
It's that ivermectin lol
Thanks for the shot out to Lowly and Busy Town! Richard Scarry.
Cannon paying Trump off for her position...
Loved the Richard Scarry reference!
I literally have his Best Storybook Ever right next to me
@@stargatis mine is shelved nearby. The original version with the papa bear and junior hunting seals, which always saddened me just a little. I would have to look at the rabbits with the jars of candy to cheer up again!
Stephen killed it tonight.😂🤣Thanks for the great humor at this shameful time in 🇺🇸 American history. 😢
as usual, John Thibodeaux's delivery is just perfect.
I'm not big on ad hominem, but man every time RFK Jr speaks I clear my throat. Anyone else?
Don't try to worm your way out of this one
😂 thank you for always making me laugh
I needed it so much
Cannon should be disbarred
Cannibalized uncles, prnstar hush money case, brainworm confessions and dog graves are why I come to watch American Politics 2024. Shi's wild!
Lolol
Wait, cannibalized uncles? I missed that one. Who/where/when?
@Melesniannon - Biden claims that his uncle was shot down in New Guinea during WW2 and never found, thus likely having been eaten by a cannibalistic tribe....
Bidens uncle was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea, he says, the whole story has been proven false. Where have you been?
@@Melesniannon Joe Biden told a story about his uncle being lost in New Guinea, and being presumed to have been eaten by cannibals - which upset the prime minister (IIRC) of New Guinea.
Cannon is really putting all her chips on Orange. 🍊
you know this shit had me rolling the entire time.
I thought the cannon voiceover would be "seen here, ready to eat worms out of your brain"!
I am SO excited you have an early look at Seth's production, "Cicada, Cicada"!!😂
The name of RFK's brain worm? Reality
It explains so much.
It explains that you get your news from Colbert.
That would explain your shallow view without having listened to RFK at all. Because no one cares to actually do research.
He's not perfect, but he's outside the two-party system that is hooked to the military industrial complex - you know, the one that is currently sending hundreds of billions of dollars to fight a war that Biden's administration has protracted intentionally, despite a negotiated peace over a year ago?
Oh yeah, people don't actually read, they just accept the most common hearsay.
no it doesn't?
Lmao Colbert is as much of a bot as this comments
“STARVATION.” 😂😂😂😂
Nutritional value was not available !!
The soft cymbal after the cigarette flick at 8:39 is pure genius.
I have a tradition to watch Stephen Colbert when I eat breakfast. This morning, the struggle was real!
Love the Lowly Worm reference, lol. 😂
Me too, I had a real nostalgia trip trying to remember some of the other characters ❤
@marygillmeister6013 I recently came across my daughter's childhood books in storage. She loved Cars and Trucks and Things That Go, by Richard Scarrey, mostly because she always wanted to find where Gold Bug was hidden. 😂
When I heard the term "MAGA brain worm"...never expected it to be this literal.
You are hitting the points tonight, Colbert !
Yes, we have to vote! 🎉
How can a worm eat your brain if you don't have one? 😂
Guess Trumps safe then
The crack ate his brain and the worm ate the crack. That's how the worm died, overdosed.
Always enjoy when Stephen showcases the writers (they are excellent, as a group; a treat to see them as individuals).
Poor Brenda...why does it always have to be Brenda?
Cannon, another person we pay quite well to do NOTHING she's paid to do.
"Vote for me for president, a worm ate part of my brain" said no candidate ever.
So many good worm jokes im crying
Sorry about the worm, but that was so funny! 💛
Mercury poisoning and worm in his brain. Oh. my!
Lots of LMAO on this monologue!