Wall Street's Nose Dive | T**** Thinks He's A Religious Hero With A High IQ
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- čas přidán 18. 05. 2024
- It's been a rough week on Wall Street after the Fed raised interest rates, and our former president claims to have done more for all religions than anyone who has ever lived. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Went to my doctor last week for a check up. She asked me if I needed a refill on my anti- anxiety medication. Told her no as Trump is no longer in office. She laughed like I was kidding.
She was laughing at you
Laughter is the best medicine 💊, we survived the previous 4 years
@@worldcitizeng6507 list of treason by all whom claim russia hack 2016:
hillary and albright killed democracy proof list=
obama and Smith-Mundt Act in 2012/2013 which legalized propaganda by US government to be used ON the US people
jan 6 is false flag to frame trump for break glass similar to ukraine coup 2014 to oust current president by cia shoot at both guards/protesters or hide among protesters to shoot at guards
czcams.com/video/V9rnoe18q3s/video.html
1. wesley clark reveal 2000 to 2012 all rig for kill iraq to syria
czcams.com/video/_mrJRHwbVG8/video.html
2.dnc kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip
czcams.com/video/UxoL8tHSa7g/video.html
there is selective outrage from cia/media similar to ukraine 8 years bombing cuban missile crisis 2.0
czcams.com/video/_pGkFMho6Co/video.html
czcams.com/video/q566pifdnU4/video.html
czcams.com/video/qYmCtYLE9k0/video.html
usa lied about sending troops to fight isis enter syria, then it change to assad must go, they had turkey kill kurds so pelosi can stay in syria
everyone remember nbc threaten follow jury with later to use thought police thugs? they gave protest t- shirts to san quan mayor puerto rico to lie about never receive hurricane maria aid
destroy cali prop187 and create daca=south america stay cheaper than normal for outsource by throw away portion of their population for usa to take care of.
we need to arrest all that hate withdraw from syria because they rig 2000 to 2012 kill iraq-syria but shameless blame russia!
only then can we give all medicare, lower living cost inflation, wage regain value
Might want to refill just in case; as optimistic as that statement sounded, better to be prepared in case it hits the fan...
Or she was laughing because she knows the Rethuglicans are still in existence.
"Mopey Prick" is one of the best yet.
“Nobody has done more for Christianity than me…” clearly from a man who has obviously never used a bible for anything more than a photo op.
He’s the antichrist!
Hey, he's fulfilling the Christian prophecy of the antichrist. He didn't say he was doing "good" things for them, he's steering them to oblivion. Somebody has to separate the chaff from the grain, and he's the garbage magnet getting the job done. You definitely don't want this man running your nation.
Judgement Day:
-----------------------------------
Lady Justice: "Were you a Trump supporter?"
Moron: "Yes!"
BZZZZT! (Sizzle)...
Lady Justice: Next!
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See? What a time-saver!
Or a coasters
The Trumpers believe it because they aren't smart enough to understand their own beliefs.
They want to be lied to because they don't want to accept anything else.
Watch them try to explain something using logic and reason/evidence. Hilarious double standards, at best.
Or worst, they're actually sadistic psychopaths.
Trump got all the worst people from different areas and exposed them all by being so absurdly corrupt himself.
"Don't rock the boat. Crash into this rock instead."
He also held the Bible the wrong way in that photo op.
The 'burger on a string' image was brilliant.
"He thinks we don't call him stupid. What a moron" should be a viral meme. Lol
@@bradthompson5383 gotta suggestion for you, what are you doing here? your brain can't comprehend the content of this channel; so why don't you use the infrared temperature gun (in your channel, lol) for your brain, maybe the inflammation isn't in your leg but in your head., Booyah.
He’s just trying to convince himself. He’s mentally unstable and ill.
The correct terminology is "Fucking Moron" as defined by Rex Tillerson Trump's former Secretary of State. If anybody would know it would be Rex.
@@FQofNambour lol, absofkinglutelly.
Oh he knows. Recently he said he'd rather be called a dictator than stupid. Of course he likes the ring of dictator.
“In every age it has been the tyrant, the oppressor and the exploiter who has wrapped himself in the cloak of patriotism, or religion, or both to deceive and overawe the People.”
― Eugene Debs
@@user-si4nk3lr5k you might get over it someday.
@@user-si4nk3lr5k how is making a speech interfering in the war?
@@user-si4nk3lr5k it’s funny when folks deflect and distract from the point being made bc they know they can’t offer a solid rebuttal 😂
@@user-si4nk3lr5k You haven't provided any yet, and I can see across all of these comments you show up in, that you're very desperate for attention.
@@user-si4nk3lr5k Incorrect, at the time I was tipsy and desperate for an argument. I like to argue. But go on with your obviously baseless BS.
Following T****'s mindset, I can very well say that, after learning how to play the harmonica for less than a year, "nobody has done more for the world of music than me".
Dear Jon Batiste, I am so very sorry to learn you are home sick with covid. You are in my thoughts and prayers for a very speedy recovery. Miss seeing you and your beautiful spirit on the show. Take it easy, rest and follow your doctor's instructions. God bless you 🙏!
“Politicians usually hide behind three things: the flag, the Bible, and children.” - George Carlin
George Carlin was a genius!!
Most people hide behind those things.
Man's heterosexual supremic ideological trilogy: theology, philosophy and the Hippocratic Oath and still, heterosexual men are not being raised with any ethical intellectual human rights and society walks on man's borderline Love/Hate relational egg shells with his natural and unnatural sexuality of all things...*sigh*
@@suninmoon4601 I really don’t know very many people that use religion as something to hide behind. I think I have about three friends that are super religious, but they don’t use it as a reason for the bad things that happen. Maybe I am just lucky with my choice of friends.
@@janinemuller5797 care to make a comment in comprensible English? You’re spewing nonsense that isn’t even relevant to what’s being discussed.
The only way that 45 is good for religion is if you forgot what the 10 commandments were and needed a reminder of what NOT to do.
Yeah, that list that excluded rape, slavery, and child abuse... Great.
Years ago one of the New York tabloids headlines visually blared "Trump: Adultery is no sin."
Umm most of the commandments is about holding a sky daddy impervious to criticisms, so in that case I think he's nailing it.
Trump** does seem like the kind of guy who would seethe a kid in its mother's milk.
@@dankendra5093 wow dan, REALLY?
you got your instruction from a George Carlin routine, didn't you?
The burger on a string, priceless! 🤣🤣🤣
"Burger on a string "
I haven't laughed so much in years😂
Thank you
"they don't call me stupid ..." Challenge accepted.
No tomatoes, He, like they, bruise easily. Lol THAT'S DEMENTIA!
Ya can't make this sheet up!
Game on esse'..lol
We got a new deep throat. 🎲
Who else is reminded of Kevin Klein's character in A Fish Called Wanda? Every time Drumpf says "Don't call me stupid", I nearly soil my undies laughing.
Can we talk about the reason he believes that he's done so much for religion, which is that a large percentage of his base sincerely believes that he was appointed by God as a prophet king, because that's what their preachers told them. I'm glad there are Christians like Stephen Colbert, and some speaking out in the comments, to prove that they're not all like that.
Yeah the problem is the intelligent Christians like Stephen are extremely rare and few and far between. I’ve just finally started seeing more books getting released by Christians against Christian Nationalism but the silence of moderate Christians is what led to the problem we are in.
@@kirkmarshall2853 the real problem is the continuance of religion by brainwashing children, which is *child abuse*
Indoctrinating children to believe demonstrably false things in 2022 is literally _evil_
Frankly, I find it alarming that there are Christians who view him this way. It's idol worship.
I know this is shocking, but I believe there are a lot of "Christians" in the trump camp who think their trumpian Caucasian cause makes them "bigly more supremer."... than every one else, thusly rendering them....fake phony Christian pretenders. You can't con Christ ; he knows who's naughty or nice, and there's just no "righteous" on the right, anymore.
@@MyHandelsMessiah yes you are absolutely correct. I am an atheist of the mind that all religious belief that promotes faith in statements that no one knows are correct are immoral and wrong. Physics, biology and chemistry all provide proof that the Omnigod doesn’t exist and every single moment of everyday proves that the god of the Bible certainly does not exist.
“He thinks we don’t call him stupid? What a moron”. 😂😂😂😂
I'm so happy that we can still hear your cameraman's laugh with the live audience. It's so infectious!
It is the best isn't it? 😊
It's absolutely mind boggling that a politician gets caught on audio saying he will advise a wannabe dictator who just incited an insurrection, to resign but has to now backtrack because that's somehow bad for his party. WTF...
What Party ? ... The Right, REPUTICANS are Not a Party But a Klan ....
The GOP should just change its name to the Trump Party.
@@MegaFortinbras No, more fitting would be to rename them to "Monarchists".
He believes in checks and balances, he's clearly a heretic.
@@tz1434 Yeah, he didn't but there is absolutely no way anyone is able to convince you otherwise, so I just hope you get out of this one day, man
As I've said before, a cognitive test is basically meant to determine whether you can be trusted to go to the toilett alone. I guess he needed that to be able to flush top secret papers without being caught.
He didn't pass *that* test.
😂😂😂😂👍✌✊
If you have a diaper you don't really need to go to the toilet. Just let it rip!
It was his own mensa-dementia test
@@B_Bodziak And he was truly AMAZING..😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
5:07 nice touch having him lie while showing his phone
'Newt Gingrich & wife at the Embalmer's Ball'...CLASSIC!!!
The “Douche of Hazzard” is still my favorite fan nickname for the former president.
Watch the "Gooks of Hazard" to lighten up your day. czcams.com/video/HaWy0AjGwf0/video.html
I REFUSE TO PROVIDE HIM ANY TP FOR HIS BUNGHOLE🤠
Orange Palpatine.
It's a sad testament when Trump makes Bush jr look smrt.
I'll have to make a list, there's been some really good ones.
Douche Vader
Tangerine Palpatine
Cheeto Stalin
Sweet Potato Hitler
Mopey Prick
Douche of Hazzard
Napoleon Boner Pill
And soooo many others.
That cognition test is the first one he hasn't bribed someone else into taking for him since middle school; of course he's proud of passing it!
my ten year old can pass that test. I'll be damned if Id elect him as a president for ANY country.
You have no proof that he didn't pay someone off for that one.
@@SAJe_53 given the medical exam debacle where trump was said to be in prime physical condition or whatever, I’d say there’s a decent chance money changed hands for that cognitive test
I'm a pagan. For the first time in my life I've been harassed about it starting in 2018. It's 2022 and I still get it now. My next door neighbor is Egyptian and Muslim marrying into a Catholic family. My neighbors families have no issues with this. But in 28 years of being here, my neighbor is having issues now with people. To me, his wedding is everything I love about America. Two of his four groomsmen are Jewish, third I'm pagan, and fourth is his youngest brother (also Muslim). My mom is a bridesmaid (evangelical Christian). And to me, that's everything I love about this stupid beautiful fucked up country. It's all of us coming together and celebrating all for all and cheering each other on. Whatever deity you believe in, bless the United States, bless the world, and let's see an end to violent and hateful division. My Mom and I agree on almost nothing, but I still see her almost every day and we enjoy the time together.
Lord, millions cast them ballots for this guy. May I wake up to realise it never happened
It's quite pathetic that he's still bragging about a dementia test... It was pathetic enough that he bragged about it in the first place.
If it was difficult for him, what does that mean?
Pathetic but also hilarious!
Imagine having all that money and have nothing else meaningful going on in your life then a test you took years ago
Imagine Joe Biden taking a cognitive test. 😂😂😂
“What are you a junkie?” -Joe Biden to black interviewer
@@ryanelliott6706 You're definitely sad, but leave the kangaroos out of it. They are magnificent animals
"No one has done more for Christianity...than me." Someone give that man a crown of thorns, a cross, and some spikes 😇
Like he could handle that 🤣🤣 he's such a baby
Whose holding the whip?
Don't forget the sword in his side.
He would not be abl to,carry one thorn.
@@MsLul123 I figure the logical route would be everyone that didn’t vote for him. Should we include the children? What’s 331 minus 74? Hmmm I’m not sure Donald had enough backside for that many people. Maybe leave out the children
I love the one person in the crowd that laughs harder than everyone, at every taping. He must be on staff since I can distinctly hear him at every show, or he just REALLY loves Stephen 😂
2:30 6:21 7:03 - this one is the best!
Sometimes we can hear the band laughing too
I think it's the cameraman.
When he says that "no one has done more for Christianity than me", remember he also said he was "the least racist person you'll ever meet", shortly after implying most Mexicans are rapists.
“He’s right about Christianity, for four years I just kept saying, Jesus.” Same here!
who's Jesus again? Some no-body who never did anything for religion I think, or certainly didn't do as much for religion as the tump did..... right?
Found myself repeating GODDAMN IT!
I memorized a certain very short Bible verse.
@@nothinghere1996 He already did, remember? "I'm the Chosen One!"
@Jason Rollins And that was the same year he said this: "Under Article Two I can do anything I want." Yeah, like attempt a coup d' etat after losing the election.
There should be a passage in the Bible describing the Antichrist making the statement that _"no one has done more for religion than me"._
😄😄😄😄
Yes, he built mosque 🕌, temples, churches ⛪️...by dispersing tear gas in front of a church
( non political statement from just an observation)
Or the….. “ Antichrist will grab you by the Profits”
Someone should probably look into that, actually.
Matthew 12:36 I tell you, on the day of judgment people will give account for every careless word they speak.
One of the first things I noticed when I moved to the USA, is all foreign holidays the US has adopted are beer related. Saint Patrick, Cinco de Mayo, October Fest. 🍺🍻
Cheers!
Used to know a four year old that talked just like the Dumpster Fire. He also was the smartest, fastest, richest, humblest, etc. (Then we both turned 5 and grew out of that 😁)
So the GOP has forgotten that there is a separation of Church and State.
They never knew.
The GOP knows about it, and has been trying to get rid of it for decades.
Oohhh, ok that's what happened with that premise! 🤔 Thank you for letting us know 🙏 Frump- Such a Moron! 🙄 GOP the reckoning is coming!
Weird how there's never been an Atheist President.
Not weird at all . Pay offs pay outs and "keeping the natural order" of politricks are ripe with God, guns and guts, oh yes, and lots of money🤌🤌
“I love the pure, peaceable, and impartial Christianity of Christ; I therefore hate the corrupt, slaveholding, women-whipping, cradle-plundering, partial, and hypocritical Christianity of this land. Indeed, I can see no reason, but the most deceitful one, for calling the religion of this land Christianity. I look upon it as the climax of all misnomers, the boldest of all frauds, and the grossest of all libels.”
― Frederick Douglass, Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave
Wow this got my attention.it touched me
He certainly had a way of stating the truth.
Stupid touches stupid
Hmm, I wonder if every 'evil' can be traced back to the origin of "I want people to follow my ideals in life", aka 'forcing your view onto others', and the degree of 'evil' can be seen as 'how much you force your ideals onto others', with actual physical force being the top section.
He got us all to pray fervently for four loooong years!
#45: "They don't call me stupid."
Also "I've done more for Christianity than anyone one else in history."
We do call you stupid, but we don't need to, when you keep saying things so colossally stupid as that.
One of his best trolls. Leftists took him seriously and republicans ran with it. 😂😂
Oh surely he's just so very mad! That comment was just absurd! Pfff Trump doing for Christianity? Making them more tax free than ever before?
i am beginning to think it was a money raising ploy. his grift must be drying up. he is desperate for money. the hounds are closing in and he cowering in his hole waiting for the axe to fall. like saddam.
Proving he is stupid
I think all of us said "Oh my God!" a lot more when he was President.
lol!
Lol yup. The best omg was ingesting Clorox and that women's shocked lock. The lady from the Fed who wore scarfs everyday
Back when gas was affordable and u could go to the store without crying
@@roseallport3907 lmao. Another one that actually believed some vague comments about a new medical technology called Healight somehow actually meant 'inject bleach'😂
That is the level of your ignorance and gullibility
@@danmcgriff1421 At the beginning of the pandemic when everyone was in quarantine and not driving, oil was trading at -$40/barrel.
If you want lower gas prices, stop driving. It's basic Capitalism.
How t**** is able to flat out lie with a straight face like that is just disgusting and very concerning. Something ought to be done about it - at least ban him from being public facing ever again. "Hey will prison work?" Yeah that would do it!!! Can we PLEASE make it democratic and VOTE FOR THAT?
it strikes me, that almost everything he does and says is a type of loyalty test, even to the death. He opposes obvious facts and evidence, holding himself as infallible. The sad reality he has discovered is that "some" will both believe and act for him. There is nothing sacred except himself. He lives a life centered around personal vengeance where he joyfully vandalizes whatever he may dislike...
@6:58 Newt and wife attending the "Annual Embalmer's Ball" . . . lol
Trump was asked by an interviewer to name his favorite book of the Bible. His response? "Oh, I don't want to get into that now." The man who is fond of showing off his so called recall would not answer the question because he could not answer it. Imagine that, you can't even name the book of Genesis, but still he has the support of the evangelical community.
I like the story of the 200 foreskins best.
They don't care. So long as he worked to enslave women and demonize the LGBTQ+ community, stripping away the rights of all who aren't white, straight, Christian males... he's juuuuuust FINE to them.
And that makes them disgusting as shit.
@@j.dragon651
Stars above. 😂 I'll never understand how people can take that crap seriously - much less call it a "good" book.
@@CloudsGirl7 you do know the story of the 200 foreskins? How could you let children read that book?
Biden was asked by an interviewer if he would take a cognitive test.
Biden asked is he was a junkie.
The interviewer was black.
Yep; they disguise themselves in sheep’s clothing but their deeds expose who they really are🙀
That man with a loudest laugh is very contagious 😄 🤣 😆
As a Christian, I’d say he’s done nothing but divide the church. I haven’t gone back since the pandemic because people in my church refuse to get the V-word because of him. His politics have also brought a lot of ugliness out of people and I don’t want to voluntarily put myself through that.
@@bradthompson5383 you sound exactly like the type of person I am talking about.
There are lots of good churches.
People who go to church were always ugly. You were just able to see it.
@George Washington 👈🏻🤡 When did George Washington become a Russian bot? 🙄
@George Washington Top Govenor for whom, The Fourth Reich?
He's like a Chatty Cathy doll with Mad Libs. He has one phrase where you fill in an adjective & noun: "no one has done more for ______ than me." I'd like to offer the "relentless anxiety"
How he says that with a straight face...
He keeps going back to that well of "nobody has done more ...."
Religion and High IQ have never been in the same room together.
Dear Stephen,
Could you please put a counter up in the background showing how much cumulative money the former idiot in chief owes the state of New York due to the $10,000/day fine in the attorney general's case against him?
Nice idea.
I'll bet he hasn't paid a dime of it yet, and no matter how much accumulates, no one will ever hold him accountable for it.
Omg, that would be priceless!!
@@1984isnow list of treason by all whom claim russia hack 2016:
hillary and albright killed democracy proof list=
obama and Smith-Mundt Act in 2012/2013 which legalized propaganda by US government to be used ON the US people
jan 6 is false flag to frame trump for break glass similar to ukraine coup 2014 to oust current president by cia shoot at both guards/protesters or hide among protesters to shoot at guards
czcams.com/video/V9rnoe18q3s/video.html
1. wesley clark reveal 2000 to 2012 all rig for kill iraq to syria
czcams.com/video/_mrJRHwbVG8/video.html
2.dnc kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip
czcams.com/video/UxoL8tHSa7g/video.html
there is selective outrage from cia/media similar to ukraine 8 years bombing cuban missile crisis 2.0
czcams.com/video/_pGkFMho6Co/video.html
czcams.com/video/q566pifdnU4/video.html
czcams.com/video/qYmCtYLE9k0/video.html
usa lied about sending troops to fight isis enter syria, then it change to assad must go, they had turkey kill kurds so pelosi can stay in syria
everyone remember nbc threaten follow jury with later to use thought police thugs? they gave protest t- shirts to san quan mayor puerto rico to lie about never receive hurricane maria aid
destroy cali prop187 and create daca=south america stay cheaper than normal for outsource by throw away portion of their population for usa to take care of.
we need to arrest all that hate withdraw from syria because they rig 2000 to 2012 kill iraq-syria but shameless blame russia!
only then can we give all medicare, lower living cost inflation, wage regain value
@@1984isnow NY State court could attach his income and assets, like his POTUS retirement pay and Mar a Lago.
I'm an agnostic and I prayed every day that he would just decide to leave and take up golfing instead of presidenting...but for realsies.
I don’t practice faith at all anymore, but I’ve prayed for his death quite a few times
I liked his golfing days best.
And he did do that. Like having a real president who doesn't golf every weekend.
Remember when 45 complained about Obama's golfing and said that if he got elected he would never have time to play golf, because he would be working so hard? Hmmm
@@lynnebucher6537 Yeah, but he lied so often it's much easier to keep track of the times he told the truths.
"Always look on the bright side of Life".
Yes he has done more. He unleashed so much hate and bigotry. He never did say he did anything positive.
I have been a Christian for 38 years and I was never ashamed until he ran for President. I have heard the same for others.
I've been a Christian a lot longer and he doesn't embarrass me at all.
He's like all the other politicians pretending to be Christians, so i don't lump myself in with them.
Everybody talkin' bout heaven ain't goin there...
Sorry but Christianity should of made you ashamed long before the orange guy came along. It's been a bulwark against equal rights for a long time now
@@dankendra5093 not true of my denomination. It's sad that folks think all Christians are conservatives.
The wackos make the most noise and get the most publicity because they are selling themselves, not Him.
Progressive people of faith are just out here feeding the hungry, tending the sick, welcoming the stranger and building the beloved community.
I've been an atheist for over 40 years and despite how much I dislike christians, even I don't lump him in with all other christians.
Conservatives have turned "christian" into a dirty word, just like "patriot". Now all of you are lumped together and even when you don't agree with them, your willingness to tolerate the others makes you look bad. It's a shame that Christians are now people that hate the teachings of Jesus and pass judgement on everyone they disagree with. But that is who they are now and if you stand by them in name, you are part of the problem.
_No one has done more for religion - for Christianity - than me._
Yeah, like how to hold a book he's never read.
Just like every good christian, actually.
One of his best trolls tbh. There are leftists who still think he was serious haha
@@ryanelliott6706 he was jokingly disrespecting the Bible by holding it up side down? It's ok that he's an idiot who just did another stupid thing
Upside down and backwards. The evangelical world still can't get enough!
@@davidmckendry7684 so many of my fellow atheists are overjoyed at this decision. Abortion is objectively the ending of a human life. No religion needed.
7:00 That person's cackle/laugh in the audience was almost like mine. It made me cackle ever louder! I guess it's been a while since we've heard a Newt joke, let alone a perfectly hilarious one! 💀🤣😅
The fact that they make the joke of "I got todays wordle in three" and if you pause its done in 4 makes me chuckle
As a Greek and Pennsylvanian, I'm more offended by Dr Oz's Jersey citizenship than by his Turkish citizenship. Fetterman has earned my vote.
I agree with you on Dr. Oz; however, Senator Hillary Clinton was a carpetbagger, too. This sort of thing needs to stop altogether.
Okay take care traveling Medicine Show on the road and get out of Pennsylvania we don't need you nor want you
It went beyond ridiculous on his first day in office. I just want him in jail. That was obvious that he belonged there day 2
I agree with you 💯
Why would a Turkish citizenship offend you?
he got me with "the BMI of Buddha" 😂
"No one has done more for (INSERT RANDOM THING HERE) than me!"
They stopped calling him stupid because they realised that using that word would attribute him with more intelligence than he’d actually has. His claims after the cognitive test made them realise that stupid didn’t even begin to describe it.
My 91 year old mother took the Montreal,test. She aced it, apart from short term memory loss. Was particularly good at the hard bit, counting backwards in increments of 7. Well done donnie
Your mother shoulld primary him.
Good for your mom. Mine failed due to iffy spatial reasoning.
Wall Street: *Loses money*
Me: You all just gotta quit eating Avocado toast and Starbucks, just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get another job. Oh oh and the stock manipulation, stock buyback crap, and the buying and selling of Student Loan debt for investors and gobbling up the housing marketing in America, cut all that crap out too. And the cocaine, gotta stop buying and using all that cocaine
😶😐☺😁😃🤣🤣🤣👍
Wall St losing money....when did that happen?
Millions of retirees and pensioners depend on Wall Street dummy. You watch too many movies
@@russellm2555 well maybe people shouldn't put their life savings in a casino and they won't have to worry about gambling losses.
@@grimlicentia anything with a bit of risk is a casino?
Do you know how money works?
And literally took that test several times. Once after a brain injury. And after a couple of seizures. You pretty much have to have a qualifying event for a doctor to administer this tests. It's insane that people think anything different!
Hi Michelle.! How's life with you, hope all is well?
@@victorborowski3841 Thank you. I'm so much better place than I've ever been. 🙂
@@mraereed I want to wish you a happy week. I pray your week be full of fun and happiness. Enjoy your day xx. do what you have to do but stay safe okay..
That self portrait in the interview is over the edge. How can you be that into yourself and have such a following when we know he doesn’t care about any of them. Just crazy!
Stephen has been incredibly helpful to me. I’ve been in a depressive episode all year and it’s really been bad in the last month. I’m at a low point right now. Stephen always makes me laugh, smile, and provides me with an escape. Thanks to everyone at The Late Show for always putting on such a fun, entertaining, and awesome show.
Hang in there. Go easy on yourself. I've been there. It can get better 🌱
Hey Sherman, not sure where you are. There's 800 numbers & chat sections you can call & discuss what's going on. A lot of people have been in low moods/depressed. Try to get enough sleep, be outside if you can, & proper nutrition if you can afford to buy fresh food. Hang in there this pandemic has been rough on the world. v
Right there with you. Hugs & wishing you well!
Totally YES!
Agreement here!
Someone already said this, but seriously, hang in there, darlin'. These are rough times and you are absolutely not alone.
I stand correct, Trump did more for Christians. He made all of us pray to God for a better president.
How true ! 😉😉👍👍
Amen to that.
I feel sorry for you
Less praying, more activism. The thought counts, but actions will get the country back on the path to progression.
@@moojuice369 list of treason by all whom claim russia hack 2016:
hillary and albright killed democracy proof list=
obama and Smith-Mundt Act in 2012/2013 which legalized propaganda by US government to be used ON the US people
jan 6 is false flag to frame trump for break glass similar to ukraine coup 2014 to oust current president by cia shoot at both guards/protesters or hide among protesters to shoot at guards
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1. wesley clark reveal 2000 to 2012 all rig for kill iraq to syria
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2.dnc kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip
czcams.com/video/UxoL8tHSa7g/video.html
there is selective outrage from cia/media similar to ukraine 8 years bombing cuban missile crisis 2.0
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usa lied about sending troops to fight isis enter syria, then it change to assad must go, they had turkey kill kurds so pelosi can stay in syria
everyone remember nbc threaten follow jury with later to use thought police thugs? they gave protest t- shirts to san quan mayor puerto rico to lie about never receive hurricane maria aid
destroy cali prop187 and create daca=south america stay cheaper than normal for outsource by throw away portion of their population for usa to take care of.
we need to arrest all that hate withdraw from syria because they rig 2000 to 2012 kill iraq-syria but shameless blame russia!
only then can we give all medicare, lower living cost inflation, wage regain value
The captioning of this episode slays. Good job guys
You gotta love the pause in Trumps speech when he tries to remember the name of the religion.
"Nobody has done more for the ... oh, s**h what was it called?"
As a Christian, I don’t see how he helped my religion which is weird because so many of my fellow Christians figuratively worship him.
Yeah... The word Christian is synonymous with hypocrite at this point. A good many are well intending people, but there are many that only refer to scripture when it plays in their favor. If thou shalt not kill then the 2nd amendment should be less prolific.
Yep he definitely did incredible damage to the Christian witness. And I think many of them literally worship him. It’s so sad.
False God
Well he did appoint judges that wants to overturn Roe V Wade, you religious types love taking away women's rights, right?
It seems that some evangelical pastors have literally included the orange monster in religious doctrine.
"What a moron!"
Love it!
YOU'RE STILL THE KING STEPHEN! YEAH BABY!
Imagine what a sociopathic, malignant narcissist you have to be to sincerely believe that you have done more for all the world’s religions than anyone else.
Especially after you tear gassed peaceful protestors for a photo op where you held a Bible upside down, and when asked to name even a single book or verse from the Bible that you liked, you replied “I just like them all so much”, and didn’t name a single one.
“Sincerely believe”.
Exactly the point. He doesn’t believe that. It was one of the best trolls of all time.
Just when you think he can't get any dumber....he totally goes and redeems himself!
Got a little nippy going through the pass huh harr?
Still wanna go to aspen?!
Lol XD
If you try to go low, you have to go underground.
And his base cultists double down. Hope they give him all their money.
Trump always on about how well he scored on his mensa-dementia test.
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3:55 _“... they now call me a dictator and other things but they don't call you stupid.”_
What a set-up! I mean, _what_ a set-up! Love, love, _love_ Colbert's delivery of the punch-line.
Steven Colbert is king of late night monologue! 😂
The "annual embalmer's ball".... 🤣🤣😂😂
He said he'd rather be a dictator than stupid, well that dictator thing didn't work out for him, so that must mean he's...
🤣🤣🤣
To die of old age as a dictator, you’ve got to be too smart to make overt alliances with stupid dictators who invade other people’s countries. See Franco and Salazar.
Oh, like he can't be both. 😑
@@CloudsGirl7 He can be stupid and is very much that, but he better take his "billions" and buy an island to rule over his adoring subjects because he nor any other nazi isn't going to run this country.
Stephen really comes alive when he's talking about Tangerine Peen.
the very creative audience comes up with all that. i personally like TFFG. we agree tho TFFG shall remain nameless wherever possible.
Vivid visuals! Icky, but vivid.
I love Stephen and his writers ❤ 😍
The Annual Embalmer's Ball 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This segment was one of the funnier ones I've seen lately. Thanks to everyone at the late show for making these past few years bearable.
Yes! And Skyrim is amazing, I love your pic
“Embalmers Ball” …😂🤣😂 took me a bit to recover from that one!
And this is how Idiocracy's "Ow, My Balls!" was born.
We're living in the prequel.
Makes me afraid of my son's future, especially because schools don't teach history anymore. My parents both joined up during World War 2. Young kids don't know what it's like to grow up during the Cold War. We did learn to ask questions. When Trump said infrastructure week (& it was often), I would yell at the TV, when? how? Where is the plan? What is step 1? No reporters asked questions.
You gave me a giggle belly. Thanks! 😊
Missed a perfect opportunity to say "2balls 1strike"
That turkey, chicken, squab, goose, Cornish hen joke was really fowl, (couldn't resist)
No wonder Oz was advertising, featuring on the flight safety instructions on Turkish airline in September 2021. I never connect the link till now.
He should've also given Oz the *bird* while he was at it 😆
@@Echo81Rumple83 ( rimshot )
Is that the KFC cognitive test? Lol
@@jwilk5606 I'd reply, but I'm too chicken. (Rimshot)
Ouch! When that happens in cricket there's usually a cry of 'don't rub 'em, count 'em!'
I think "Mopey Prick" is my favourite so far. So fitting.
Stephen is the night show host we don’t deserve but really need
filling the void left behind by Jon Stewart
Thats right Inspector.
Calm down, your brown, stinky nose is showing. He's an overpaid talking head, who reads from a script.
Like batman, but a late night show host...
ZELENSKYY is an example of WHAT power humor has.🙏❤️
Thank you Stephen for performing even when you are still not feeling 💯. 🙂
Stephen Colbert ... so sorry you and Evvie had covid after all your isolation ! I didn't know till you came back to your show 🤔. Hope Evie is all better, too !!!!
I live in Pennsylvania, and Fun fact up until Trump endorsed him the GOP here was all about attacking him as a Hollywood Liberal. I don't see those smear ads anymore..
That burrito/salsa joke was 🔥
2:54 he said the same shit when he did that move in Israel and when he looked at the sun straight up and held that bible upside down and now in the interview 😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
I chose Cinco de Mayo as my first day of sobriety because I figured it would be easy to remember. That was 10 years ago! I'm now one of those assholes in front of a meeting telling everybody how great my life is. I used to hate people like me when I was drinking. Anything is possible with some support and hard work!
And if you're an alcoholic that's been struggling trying to quit, ask your doctor, the doctor at the detox, or I can tell you from experience. You can even go into Express Care and explain to them what's going on and they'll write you a prescription. What you want to get a prescription for is called naltrexone. It's about a hundred bucks a month for a prescription. I had to take it for two and a half weeks everyday. They gave me my first one before I left detox the last time I was there and 15 minutes later it was as though someone had flipped a switch in my head and I had never taken a drink nor did I have any desire to drink at all. I remember being in the drugstore right after getting out of detox standing in front of a beer cooler. Wondering what the draw was when there was delicious chocolate milk right next to it.
Well played sir. Well played.
I do so appreciate your stuff! You always manage to make me smile, and I sure do need the smiles, right now. 😒 So, thank you for what you do!
Trump broke all 10 commandments and Jesus’ requirement to love one another.
1st Grader who bullies others: "I passed 1st grade with flying colors. My teacher told me she's never seen anything like it! Now give me your lunch money!"
Everyone else: **crickets**
.. Mopey prick is right, he even has two Corinthians on his staff....
Trump keeps saying he'd rather be called a dictator than stupid as if the two are somehow mutually exclusive.
He wasn't a dictator - he was just a dick.
Hmm this is from a movie somewhere.
😂 but 😬
@@user-si4nk3lr5k putin seemed to think that threatening nukes would stop the west.
@@MrPopularMinority The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer