T****’s Awkward Train Wreck Visit | MTG Says Civil War Is Coming

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  • The former president visited the site of a toxic spill in Ohio, and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks red and blue states should separate in a national divorce.
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  • @jamesb4523
    @jamesb4523 Před rokem +116

    We've never really seen Marjorie Taylor Green and Dog the Bounty Hunter together in the same room, have we?

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Před rokem +10

      🤣

    • @randallmarsh1187
      @randallmarsh1187 Před rokem +13

      Things that make you go........hmmmmmmmm!

    • @copernicofelinis
      @copernicofelinis Před rokem +3

      That's who she reminds me!!!

    • @JeffMountainPicker
      @JeffMountainPicker Před rokem +1

      How many sweaty, swarthy, bleach-blonde troglodytes are there, anyhow? Grunt, grunt...

    • @cscotet4202
      @cscotet4202 Před rokem +1

      You're onto something there! They're definitely built the same! I'm sure Marjorie shaves her face every morning. And they most likely share the same brain.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +2055

    Someone needs to put Marge’s finances under microscope. She’s not the sharpest traitor in the box.

    • @Shasha-yg1mm
      @Shasha-yg1mm Před rokem +102

      Nor the brightest crayon traitor in the shed! 😁

    • @kaladan1890
      @kaladan1890 Před rokem +136

      you seen her clothing at the state of the union? first thing that crossed my mind : look's like the russian check passed.

    • @nonna_sof5889
      @nonna_sof5889 Před rokem

      Could we just put her in a box and ship her to some deserted island? Maybe Amchitka?

    • @gloonnug4797
      @gloonnug4797 Před rokem +7

      Shouldn’t ChinaColbert addressed the Ukrainian soldiers with ISIS patches on their uniforms.. 😊 but honestly who here is REALLY concerned in American Freedom 🤭

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 Před rokem +105

      I am so very sick of that woman, and all those who think like her

  • @XDSDDLord
    @XDSDDLord Před rokem +12

    Remember when politicians and businessmen drank the water in Flint? They, too, said, "this is fine!"

  • @Pwop_
    @Pwop_ Před rokem +86

    She’s projecting her divorce on the country 😭😭😭 everything about her is sad but this takes the cake

    • @miserylitmedia
      @miserylitmedia Před rokem +11

      MTG: "If I can't have a union that allows me to cheat as much as I want... then THERE WILL BE NO UNION WHATSOEVER! EVERY KAREN FOR HERSELF!"

    • @clisediagonzalez5051
      @clisediagonzalez5051 Před rokem

      Hell knows no fury like a woman scorned. Take care beware. Raging vs the worldwide rejection of her poor performance.

    • @janfairclough6982
      @janfairclough6982 Před rokem +2

      Mmmmm. Cake 😋

    • @LonnieHalouska
      @LonnieHalouska Před rokem +1

      Not just her husband, but the rest of the civilized country can't stand her.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +617

    Can a train wreck visit a train wreck? Guess so.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +7

      He played football without playing football!

    • @RH-wj4rz
      @RH-wj4rz Před rokem +8

      Excellent!

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 Před rokem +3

      Nice.

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 Před rokem

      Jdax21 did it better, albeit second.

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 Před rokem

      @@abedul6339it’s all recycled anyway. How many times I watched like 5 late night guys and their similar jokes. I often wonder if there is a writer that works for all.

  • @jdax21
    @jdax21 Před rokem +3428

    I feel so sorry for the people of East Palestine, Ohio. On Wednesday, they had to deal with two toxic train wrecks.

    • @joels5150
      @joels5150 Před rokem +260

      I think they voted for one of those train wrecks, twice…
      🥴

    • @momtur4875
      @momtur4875 Před rokem +177

      Let's see how they vote in 2024 then i will tell you how i feel cause if they vote the same they deserve everything they get

    • @D...M...A...
      @D...M...A... Před rokem +18

      * East Palestine

    • @jdax21
      @jdax21 Před rokem +28

      @@D...M...A... Thank you for pointing out my error.

    • @antihypocrisy8978
      @antihypocrisy8978 Před rokem +1

      Biden is sending millions to arm Ukraine (so his campaign donors can profit), while neglecting Americans in Ohio.

  • @Zippypeepee
    @Zippypeepee Před rokem +27

    She’s like pure evil. Wears it all on her sleeve then denies it

  • @Sjalabais
    @Sjalabais Před rokem +7

    MTG is so crazy, if this was satire, people would consider it too far out. Insane!

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 Před rokem +12

    Marge the Bounty Hunter considers the Constitution a suggestion, not the law.

    • @paulchamberlain8355
      @paulchamberlain8355 Před rokem +1

      Everything in the document can be changed, they are called amendments. Ohh... Except the second one..

  • @foxbutterfly-eden8715
    @foxbutterfly-eden8715 Před rokem +11

    That woman’s coy glance needs to become a meme

  • @gingerr9004
    @gingerr9004 Před rokem +26

    What really gets to me about these people is they claim to be the party of high morals…. Absolutely unbelievable 🤯

  • @antoinetteserrano3082
    @antoinetteserrano3082 Před rokem +16

    So if someone HAS to move because of their job they can’t vote for five years? That’s ridiculous, there are solders & their families that move wherever they’re told so if they end up in a “red” state they can’t vote if they’re registered Democrats? I just can’t with that lunatic. HOW is she in Congress? She has absolutely NO clue how this works.

    • @JeffMountainPicker
      @JeffMountainPicker Před rokem +1

      Yeah, that dumb idea just won't fly; pesky Constitution and all...

    • @mynameisworld
      @mynameisworld Před rokem

      Republicans are panicking since an increasing number of people are calling for something to be done about gerrymandering. Republicans are desperate for a new way to "win" when they know they can't get enough votes for a real win.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před rokem +1

      Don’t listen to this Mayonnaise Madonna…… she is a narcissist who likes to hear herself talk…even members of her own party ignore her!

  • @Arwen2446
    @Arwen2446 Před rokem +9

    Amazing! Those people didnt even know that the cause of their nightmare was standing right in front of them!

  • @Sailor376also
    @Sailor376also Před rokem +1

    Does her suggestion,, just the words,, put her in violation of her Oath of Office?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +460

    Donnie's just starting his campaign on familiar ground... somewhere incredibly toxic.

  • @robinhood2008
    @robinhood2008 Před rokem +273

    Every rock on the planet is smarter than Greene.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před rokem

      Throw them at her and teach her a lesson.

    • @suehowie152
      @suehowie152 Před rokem +7

      😂😂😂

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Před rokem

      Hell, every single-celled organism is smarter than her. Hell, a tape worm is smarter than her.

    • @smurxxx0910
      @smurxxx0910 Před rokem +2

      She's about as smart as a crack rock.

    • @mynameisworld
      @mynameisworld Před rokem +6

      Even Chris Rock?

  • @kerriebarney5823
    @kerriebarney5823 Před rokem +22

    I genuinely carried a gluten free muffin in my NPR tote bag just today.

  • @MitchellTF
    @MitchellTF Před rokem +10

    What's scary is the Hindenburg LEGITIMATELY was much, much closer to being insanely worse. There were 97 people on board, and sixty of them made it out. Which is sixty more then you'd expect in a situation like that.

    • @kc9kel
      @kc9kel Před rokem

      ..thanks, dint know that; nope, the film crew dint catch that, or it's just not part of the 'popular' version. but y'know...zeppelins...could be the answer to the transportation crisis. don't need a 2000 foot runway, can take off and land in any? weather.. sounds like fun.

  • @pauliegambino7832
    @pauliegambino7832 Před rokem +1775

    Wow. How Marjorie Taylor Greene being a seditionist in public and still not in jail for it is just mind-boggling

    • @stellablyde3731
      @stellablyde3731 Před rokem

      She is off her “rocker” 🤡

    • @emmanuelginikanwa283
      @emmanuelginikanwa283 Před rokem +54

      I can't understand it either. Such a weird ........

    • @millissagould2674
      @millissagould2674 Před rokem

      1st Amendment right… that said, we need to throw this asshat in jail for sedition

    • @entertaintech4374
      @entertaintech4374 Před rokem

      It’d be a shame if she fell out of a window 🪟 🫥

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 Před rokem

      20 years ago, someone was seen as too extreme in an election because he yelled out "whooo!" Now people are getting elected for inciting sedition... Ffs this country has really lost it

  • @tygrahof9268
    @tygrahof9268 Před rokem +453

    If it weren't for Gerrymandering; Most "red" states would be BLUE!!

  • @formerastronaut
    @formerastronaut Před rokem +59

    Congratulations to Brian Stack for having voiced the Hindenburg narration guy on national television 100 times now.

    • @richiejohnson
      @richiejohnson Před rokem +1

      I've never understood "oh, the humanity..."
      Wouldn't it be "oh, the inhumanity"? Neither one seems like a particularly memorable quote

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 Před rokem

      It was terrible when the hinden hit that burg and sunk. Matt and some chick ran to the front of the balloon for the last moments together. The top was the last to go... so it was completely tits up so to speak. However the last dramatic moments were, " you are not fat enough baby, we are not going down tonight." Hardly full length movie material.

  • @annetteshively4590
    @annetteshively4590 Před rokem +9

    The really sad part is that she believes she is actually saying something smart.

  • @miltonfranklin459
    @miltonfranklin459 Před rokem +25

    I've dranken the water💀💀, and me brain fine no poison uppy.🤣😂🤣💀💀

  • @danielkayam
    @danielkayam Před rokem +156

    My favorite thing about MTG's proposal is that Georgia voted for Biden and has two Democratic senators - so I'm pretty sure it would go with the blue states.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Před rokem +15

      Lovely. Then they could stop her from voting for 5 years or better.... deport her somewhere without power so we couldn't hear her anymore

    • @gregorywalpole8442
      @gregorywalpole8442 Před rokem

      I have a feeling she'd want to claim all the states that are only considered "Red" due to extreme gerrymandering.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 Před rokem +15

      My favorite thing about your post is that it implies that Marginal Trailer Grease has the critical thinking skills to figure that out for herself 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Před rokem +6

      @@istdochallesegal3427 😂

  • @ChazTheYouthful
    @ChazTheYouthful Před rokem +73

    Looks like Majorie is taking her marital philosophy nationwide.

  • @shadowcat1606
    @shadowcat1606 Před rokem +46

    6:31 That's the same smirk little children have when you catch them with chocolate stains around their mouths and standing in cookie crumbs on the floor and they think they've gotten away with it after having _totally_ 'convinced' their parents that they did not just have their hands in the cookie jar. Love her.

    • @melchiorvonsternberg844
      @melchiorvonsternberg844 Před rokem +2

      Hmmm... I'm more reminded of the 2nd Terminator movie when Arnie finds the autocannon in Sarah Conor's underground bunker armory...

    • @clisediagonzalez5051
      @clisediagonzalez5051 Před rokem

      Oral deprivation results in oral aggression and paranoia. Some satisfaction calms the hungry. A big tit regression therapy addresses fixation stagnation. Prognosis: guarded.

    • @deadshot8077
      @deadshot8077 Před rokem

      Can you imagine how dumb the rest of the grand jury must have been if she was the one elected to be foreperson?

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri Před rokem

      Except the part where she loved shaking Giuliani's hand. Says she might be a Trumper.

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 Před rokem

      @@jcepri ... yeah, i saw those parts after my comment. Don't love her _that_ much anymore, gotta be honest.

  • @killerjoke2945
    @killerjoke2945 Před rokem +1

    Someone tell MTG that her husband divorcing her does not mean the country should go through something similar.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před rokem +833

    2 things:
    1) M.T.G. is from Georgia which voted for President Biden in 2020 & 2 Democratic Senators, so if we did split the U.S. into 2 countries, Georgia would be in the same "Blue Country" as California, Illinois, & New York.
    2) 618,000 Americans died during the previous Civil War, which in modern numbers would be just over 6 million people dying, so I never understand why anyone argues we should have a 2nd Civil War since they don't seem to understand how devastating the 1st 1 was.

    • @gabesarti7184
      @gabesarti7184 Před rokem

      You can’t negotiate with crazy people, which is why they shouldn’t be allowed to remain in power.

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel Před rokem +28

      This !

    • @macuser7048
      @macuser7048 Před rokem +83

      America is already independent. There's no need to be independent from America. MTG is nuts.

    • @MRick-cd1kr
      @MRick-cd1kr Před rokem +3

      nope

    • @roach9300
      @roach9300 Před rokem

      Interesting 6 million- like a 6 million in the holocaust. She didn’t understand the 1st or the holocaust-
      She’s a mental case.
      *-(blue- GA., never close to a CA. )

  • @americana2020
    @americana2020 Před rokem +37

    MTG: "Everyone says this" - meaning all the other voices in her head.

    • @katsong3302
      @katsong3302 Před rokem +1

      she stole that line from *rump.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před rokem

      So when Biden and Zelenskyy say "everyone says" you believe it, but not this equally credible source? 🙄

    • @americana2020
      @americana2020 Před rokem

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 The GOP has an uncanny ability to find the lowest common denominator and elect them to office

    • @neverettebrakensiek8771
      @neverettebrakensiek8771 Před rokem

      Those arent voices in her head, the numbers are greater than the left realize. Those people are actively working on alternatives economies. Dont shoot the messenger

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +436

    Marj is that woman who says she 'doesn't do drama', then sidles in close and whispers "... but, between you and me..." through the most evil grinning teeth you've ever seen.

    • @Shasha-yg1mm
      @Shasha-yg1mm Před rokem +11

      Exactly

    • @ATM648
      @ATM648 Před rokem +28

      The kind of person who says "I'm pro choice, and I choose to take away your right to choose"

    • @brycecupp9660
      @brycecupp9660 Před rokem +19

      Inbreeding will do that in a family...

    • @recole374
      @recole374 Před rokem +6

      Yep work with a woman like that.

    • @tonis5140
      @tonis5140 Před rokem +2

      That was a terrifying image, OP. 😳

  • @carstenbollenbach2082
    @carstenbollenbach2082 Před rokem +35

    I had my gallbladder removed last week. And against my better judgment about the fact that the wounds hurt badly when I sneeze, cough or laugh, I watched your show anyways. Fortunately, I neither sneezed nor coughed....

    • @ellenlandowski1659
      @ellenlandowski1659 Před rokem

      P.s. use the waist binder wrap for that week...

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri Před rokem

      What did the snake say to the chicken crossing the road?

  • @ginnydixon233
    @ginnydixon233 Před rokem +11

    I am still crying in hysterics!!! OMG, gotta be one of Colbert's best and funniest monologues...ever!!

  • @annebennett4101
    @annebennett4101 Před rokem +371

    Considering which states are the most dependent on federal monies, Greene is confused as to which states people would likely end up fleeing

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader Před rokem +40

      I would also ask her if the reverse is true. Would red-state people fleeing to blue-states be precluded from voting as well? Because I find it far more likely that the fleeing goes in that direction than her suggestion of fascism seekers.

    • @brendabrown1520
      @brendabrown1520 Před rokem +5

      👍👍👍👍👍👌👏😊✌️

    • @abqannie5052
      @abqannie5052 Před rokem

      In the Civil War, they lost because the South didn’t make anything and they had no money. Business still don’t invest in the South because they don’t want to expose their employees to the backward ideas practiced in local governments. If “red” states leave the union…over what - trans people using bathroom or students learning about slavery…then they will be an underdeveloped nation that is broke. Maybe they would get a dictator who practices a failed form of socialism.

    • @kellifranklin9872
      @kellifranklin9872 Před rokem +21

      I would also ask her how she would want to handle crime in the red states as well. The most crimes committed in the country are in red controlled states. I would love to hear her answer.

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 Před rokem

      It was on the morning Joe show this morning this guy at charts and everything which proved the blue states pay more money in taxes to the government while the red states take most the food stamps , welfare, Medicare and all the government “socialist “ programs that they hate so much

  • @user-wn5cn4ue2j
    @user-wn5cn4ue2j Před rokem +46

    How is he a CEO with that quality of schooling?? “I dranken”🤯

    • @chino3796
      @chino3796 Před rokem +14

      He's a republicon, what do you expect? Literacy? LOL 😆

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před rokem +2

      A graduate of Trump university!

    • @kc9kel
      @kc9kel Před rokem

      ...I thought it was sposeta be "drunkded"...?

  • @allenedwards2940
    @allenedwards2940 Před rokem +90

    DT is like a combo of The Joker and Lex Luthor. Every time they get caught, they're out doing it again five minutes later. Why do we even need Batman?

    • @MrFetalposition
      @MrFetalposition Před rokem +2

      The Joker and Luthor?!? -200 IQ points.

    • @allenedwards2940
      @allenedwards2940 Před rokem +1

      @@MrFetalposition I didn't mean the intelligence factor, just the getting away with it part. Hahaha!

    • @EmperorSeramir
      @EmperorSeramir Před rokem +2

      I know this is a different comic book series, but Punisher would get shit done real fucking quick.

    • @renobutters
      @renobutters Před rokem

      @@EmperorSeramir that's what crossovers are for. 🤓😂

    • @nickmessner700
      @nickmessner700 Před rokem

      Both of those franchises should sue you for defamation over that comment.

  • @freya8133
    @freya8133 Před rokem +273

    Trump also told the crowd there to "have fun" like they're at Mardi Gras instead of a toxic train wreck 🤦‍♀️

    • @stevetournay6103
      @stevetournay6103 Před rokem

      Moron. But he was born drowning in money so never had to do better than be a total dolt. Except for Mary L., that whole family tree oughta be run through a woodchipper...

    • @styleme3375
      @styleme3375 Před rokem +18

      He’s up there rambling about how it wasn’t that bad and everyone behind him starts to fidget. You can see that they are uncomfortable and don’t agree. So fun to watch. Lol

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před rokem

      It’s clear that the orange turd is demented!

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před rokem +9

      @@styleme3375 He's a clown.

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 Před rokem +4

      & yet no 1 hands him a glass of toxic brew (we no it is Toxic cuz glass is marked "T". Looks like water, tastes like "Gakk". Missed opportunity.

  • @grational_liberall
    @grational_liberall Před rokem +37

    Both parties are not the same. The GOP is just insane

    • @shogreene9215
      @shogreene9215 Před rokem

      BlueAnon is crazy too with 45 boosters shots and children having gender affirming surgery! Both are weirdos

    • @JoeSmith-mp2fn
      @JoeSmith-mp2fn Před rokem

      Yeah. The left is annoying but the right is going full tilt

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Před rokem +2

      @@JoeSmith-mp2fn There is no left in American politics.
      Not from any significant party anyway.
      Bernie Sanders is left but he is both an independent and a political minority.
      Contrary to popular belief the candidates sponsored by the DNC are very much center right in politics.
      The GOP are majority far right with a few older (and one or 2 younger) holdouts leaning closer to center than the rest like Liz Cheney and Mitt Romney - though for now Liz is history.

    • @JoeSmith-mp2fn
      @JoeSmith-mp2fn Před rokem

      @@mnomadvfx there's plenty of left out there, I will say I don't see that much far left rhetoric though

  • @ontopiniowa1
    @ontopiniowa1 Před rokem +1

    I waited in East Palestine Ohio for 3 weeks to meet Transportation Secretary Pete.
    When I finally got to meet him, I asked what took so long?
    He said he was still on his 4 year vacation.

  • @johannesnicolaas
    @johannesnicolaas Před rokem +27

    When I feel a bit blue about the world, this helps me so much to overcome it... thank you Stephen, you are a treasure!!

    • @kzimmerman5760
      @kzimmerman5760 Před rokem

      He's a Smuck

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie Před 5 měsíci

      @@kzimmerman5760Maybe, but then so is the former president.

  • @thurayya8905
    @thurayya8905 Před rokem +73

    Stephen, you forgot the REALLY crazy part of Trump's speech -- when he told the Ohio crowd to "have fun".

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 Před rokem +2

      Ooo i thought it was him buying food for first responders and bringing trucks with pallets of food and water.

  • @maddog2314
    @maddog2314 Před rokem +363

    MTG clueless as always. She's also so cowardly. I'd like to see her present her "Idears" in front of someone who will actually push back and set her straight.

    • @wjfox2006
      @wjfox2006 Před rokem +16

      She seems genuinely unwell.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Před rokem

      I think just generally stupid and likes the sound of her own voice

    • @stevetournay6103
      @stevetournay6103 Před rokem

      Push back with something heavy and pointy, preferably. Or just a pickup truck. Y'all got any "idear" how blunt-instrument stupid all 340 million of you look when a daft cow like Greene is one of your standardbearers?

    • @a-aron2276
      @a-aron2276 Před rokem +27

      @@wjfox2006 she's Q-anon, of course she's unwell. But unfortunately so are millions of Americans, who unfortunately don't have the education to know better. There's a reason why the educated are heavily democratic, the ones that aren't benefit directly from the system in the majority of those outliers.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Před rokem +10

      @@stevetournay6103 she bears no standards of mine.

  • @rejoyce318
    @rejoyce318 Před rokem +1

    "dranken the water" says the CEO of Norfolk Southern. 🤯🤦‍♀

  • @lisas5211
    @lisas5211 Před rokem +9

    Thank you Colbert for keeping it that thou shall not be named. Kept your word. xo

  • @stephensorensen4477
    @stephensorensen4477 Před rokem +59

    Everyone gets to vote because that’s the whole idea. America, remember?

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Před rokem

      Not in her version of reality. Just consider what blue voter would want to move to her red hellscape? Maybe someone that dumb should not vote?🙃

    • @Maddiehere89
      @Maddiehere89 Před rokem +2

      Yes

  • @tracyjackman6515
    @tracyjackman6515 Před rokem +493

    The trumps are travelling together in case indictments are issued and they suddenly have to leave the country in a hurry🤓

    • @icejohnb
      @icejohnb Před rokem +10

      Gotta leave vlad is ill!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Před rokem +2

      For what crime

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Před rokem +1

      @@icejohnb they want to “get on the sole train”.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Před rokem +1

      @@jakelachance4408 well they got Trump taxes guess what nothing wrong

    • @magpie1744
      @magpie1744 Před rokem +25

      ​@@danmcgriff1421 Actually there was quite a bit wrong.

  • @jr.knight3600
    @jr.knight3600 Před rokem +1

    Close to a tragedy? W.T.F!!!

  • @hammun6
    @hammun6 Před rokem

    Someone should make it illegal for MTG to speak her mind without accountability.

  • @amindforall442
    @amindforall442 Před rokem +1395

    They should be able to pass a US constitution test before being allowed to even campaign for congress

    • @rosalie4797
      @rosalie4797 Před rokem +40

      Oh! I like that idea!
      I had to pass that class to graduate high school.
      Think I'll send my senators & reps some letters!

    • @kenteague4802
      @kenteague4802 Před rokem +18

      Would never get any repugs that way

    • @elaineburnett5230
      @elaineburnett5230 Před rokem +21

      @Ken Teague what a great idea especially since they appear to be representing Putin.

    • @jonbongjovi1869
      @jonbongjovi1869 Před rokem

      FUN FACT:
      nothing our society does is remotely LEGAL. (By contrast, nearly everything the Nazi Party did was technically "lawful" and by "law".)
      EX:
      YOU CANNOT EVEN RUN FOR PUBLIC OFFICE in America, unless you have a super-human track record of honesty / fiscal genius / etc.
      Anything less would be INTENTIONAL MALPRACTICE (a crime), systemic fraud (a crime), etc etc.
      LIKEWISE, the ONLY incumbents who can run for RE-election are those who kicked ASS previously (like lowering debt etc instead of increasing it).....aka NOT ONE DEM or GOP coudl ever run for re-election!
      MALPRACTICE GALORE.
      Like a person being a doctor, yet they know nothing about medicine!

    • @kl6902
      @kl6902 Před rokem

      Seriously. High schoolers know more about the constitution than anyone in politics

  • @LollieVox
    @LollieVox Před rokem +90

    When trump accuses it’s a confession-

  • @Spartacus-pq5yp
    @Spartacus-pq5yp Před rokem +1

    I'm down. I'm sick of carrying red states.

  • @GiulianoMazzina
    @GiulianoMazzina Před rokem +8

    I've been on a grand jury and I agree, it was enjoyable. I'd happily do it again.

    • @lesliecurran1704
      @lesliecurran1704 Před rokem +1

      I would be more than happy to be on a jury if it was an interesting case. Only been called up twice and both times didn't make it to jury duty.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před rokem +518

    He wasn't just there to campaign. He was also pimpin' his brand of water -- which requires two hands to lift, of course.

    • @jaynekennedyellis
      @jaynekennedyellis Před rokem +11

      Hahaha 😂

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 Před rokem

      And Biden was in Ukraine giving our tax payer money away…

    • @katalac
      @katalac Před rokem +34

      It was also very old water..discontinued 13 years ago

    • @JerseyfreshXx
      @JerseyfreshXx Před rokem +13

      I’m surprised he’s not sponsored by Sunny-D 😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +17

      I passionately wish he would've drank some of that water!

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +81

    Marjorie Taylor Greene: "CIVIL WAR!"
    Also MTG: "Actually I don't want civil war."

    • @macuser7048
      @macuser7048 Před rokem

      They always want Civil War. They have nothing to be proud of, despite bragging about being the founders of everything. But they still lost the Civil War. lol So they want to reverse history.

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 Před rokem +5

      So, stochastic terrorism, I guess.
      IMHO, MTG seems to radiate "How to say you're Neo-Confederate without saying you're Neo-Confederate" energy.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před rokem

      I want a Civil War because the Republicans have been fighting it for years and the only way to win is to fight back.
      My father's father fought in Italy in World War II. My mother's father served in Korea. Several of my uncles served in Vietnam. I was out of the service in 1999. I wonder what we served when all of you whipped pussies just sit on your asses and let these traitors keep sabotaging our country. The hypocrisy is fucking astounding. Cops gun down teenagers because a cellphone "looked like a gun" while Nazis get to hold their little pride parades on public streets, like World War II didn't teach any of you a fucking thing.
      Don't tell me that violence isn't the answer. What's the point of training me how to kill if you don't want me to do it?
      Are there any of you worth defending? Is this country worth fighting for? I don't think that any of you believe that it is. If it is, why won't you do it?

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +4

      @@azoth6641 I doubt MTG can even spell "stochastic."

    • @mynameisworld
      @mynameisworld Před rokem

      "nee-yeow"

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat163 Před rokem +4

    Another excellent monologue! Greetings from Down Under, Stephen.

  • @jakecruise90
    @jakecruise90 Před rokem +1

    Comparing MTG to a nazi would be an insult at this point because she's much worse than that.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před rokem +9

    We wish smartmatic every success in their Lawsuit against FOX and their hosts

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Před rokem

      Fox News number one news Outlet year after year after year after year after year

  • @atiredfloridian777
    @atiredfloridian777 Před rokem +265

    Honestly, MTG, I wonder if she's not actually genuinely crazy and she just knows that speaking crazy gives her the attention she craves. It's really honestly hard to tell.

    • @roach9300
      @roach9300 Před rokem

      I think she is mentally ill

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Před rokem +26

      She’s the Karen of all Karens!

    • @macuser7048
      @macuser7048 Před rokem +22

      She's just a Karen that gets more attention than she deserves. lol

    • @pollytiks3885
      @pollytiks3885 Před rokem +17

      But very effective! She gets constant attention! I’m more concerned about the people who actually listen to her.

    • @EnglishMike
      @EnglishMike Před rokem

      She just stupid. She makes a fool of herself every time she opens her mouth, so I guess all she can do is lean into the crazy.

  • @davidholland3605
    @davidholland3605 Před rokem +51

    Stephen, your opening monologue is almost always great, but THIS one was exceptionally fantastic. We love you (and your brilliant writers and staff!)

  • @lynetteprice8519
    @lynetteprice8519 Před rokem +1

    Arizona and Georgia recently turned "blue". It's not like those labels are fixed in place. And the idea of forbidding certain people to vote shows how authoritarian she is. MTG just does not get what Democracy is about.

  • @teelo12000
    @teelo12000 Před rokem +95

    We just had over a month of winter weather here in New Zealand, its supposed to be the middle of summer (southern hemisphere). And now another storm is about to arrive, going to have another couple weeks of this. Climate change has messed the world up.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem

      Climate change, folks!

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel Před rokem +2

      Truth

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom Před rokem +5

      Hope everyone stays safe in Aotearoa

    • @cheshirecat6518
      @cheshirecat6518 Před rokem +5

      I'm in southern Alabama, and we just jumped from 45 degree days to 80 degree days. Overnight.

    • @judeirwin2222
      @judeirwin2222 Před rokem

      Teelo, you means it’s, not its, which is a possessive pronoun. Learn the difference.

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Před rokem +271

    MTG is an icon for what's wrong with the Un-united States of America.

    • @goodtroublemaker143
      @goodtroublemaker143 Před rokem +7

      I haven’t even gotten that far in the video and had to go ahead and punch like. 😂

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Před rokem +8

      She's the karen template. Too bad no one broke that mold...

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Před rokem +1

      @J S 🤣🤣🤣 that's the most snowflakey snowflake thing you could say! Bless ur heart🤣

    • @BPIII71
      @BPIII71 Před rokem +3

      That’s one bumb ditch!!!

    • @jturtle5318
      @jturtle5318 Před rokem +1

      Empty Greene represents unchecked Trumpism.

  • @LadyMoonsparrow
    @LadyMoonsparrow Před rokem

    I loved that forewoman of the jury, she seemed very sweet! I feel so very sorry for the people of East Palestine Ohio. There ongoing tragedy is appalling. And having ex-PressidentTrump belittling the tragedy makes his visit just an insult.

  • @alisonjones8861
    @alisonjones8861 Před rokem +2

    What?!? It was a tragedy, but good thing it didn't happen?!?!? 🤔😡

  • @Soylntgrnisppl
    @Soylntgrnisppl Před rokem +22

    So I guess Sarge Marge would also advocate for people who move from Red States to Blue States to not be able to vote for 5 years too? Also, what's going to happen if people move from Peach Tree Dish States to Gazpacho Police States? Answer that one, Margie!

  • @TighelanderII
    @TighelanderII Před rokem +59

    That juror should be played by Kristen Wiig on SNL, with Wiig reprising her over-excited character that can't keep a secret.

    • @rocqitmon
      @rocqitmon Před rokem +4

      Was it life imitating art or vice versa?

  • @lauragreene236
    @lauragreene236 Před rokem

    OMG ! Philadelphia Inquirer? ...Best Headline EVER !! lol

  • @kathrynnicolau8513
    @kathrynnicolau8513 Před rokem +1

    And the weather is the perfect scenario for tornadoes!

  • @666t
    @666t Před rokem +42

    TFG going to the scene of the crime is like the NRA showing up after a massacre

    • @richardrubin1763
      @richardrubin1763 Před rokem

      But this is the typical GOP playbook. Being a contributing factor of a disaster then showing up with either " thoughts and prayers " or blaming someone or something else for the disaster.

  • @bandenere7774
    @bandenere7774 Před rokem +34

    6:32 hands down most beautiful smirk ever seen on television

  • @artmusic2
    @artmusic2 Před rokem

    💛💙Absolute thank you Stephen Colbert from the pro-Democracy billions worldwide.

  • @mookie2637
    @mookie2637 Před rokem +11

    Serving an a jury is, hands-down, one the best experiences I've ever had.

    • @gretamurphy3704
      @gretamurphy3704 Před rokem

      I won't say it was one of the best, but it was an eye-opening experience that every American should feel privileged to have.

  • @tigdogsbody
    @tigdogsbody Před rokem +2

    I gave up going to Mass for Lent 45 years ago. Haven't been back since. Best thing I stopped doing in my whole life.

  • @BoomsRiddico4868
    @BoomsRiddico4868 Před rokem +10

    Mtg saying “now” cuts through me like chalk screeching on a black board!

  • @wendythepseudokrican
    @wendythepseudokrican Před rokem +176

    I literally laughed out loud at that juror's face.😅

    • @longlivedemocracy756
      @longlivedemocracy756 Před rokem +20

      😂I think we all did. She had her 15 minutes of fame. I hope she stays safe.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Před rokem +11

      I hope she hasn't derailed the indictment train...no way she should have been interviewing. They need to issue a gag order....gotta wonder if she's a follower of Lord Cheeto's.

    • @michaeleasterwood6558
      @michaeleasterwood6558 Před rokem +6

      It was not a charging grand jury,she harmed the case in no way at all

    • @longlivedemocracy756
      @longlivedemocracy756 Před rokem +21

      @@elegantgypsyrose5328 She was allowed to be interviewed and had guidelines to follow by the judge. I’m guessing facial expressions weren’t included in the guidelines. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Před rokem +7

      I understand but wasn't a charging grand jury. But Lord Cheeto's attorneys are already making noises about this. He's great at losing but point is he is litigious and giving him anything to drag something out with is dangerous...

  • @jameshisself9324
    @jameshisself9324 Před rokem

    "MTG says civil war is coming." GOOD!! Make sure she is on the front lines.

  • @StormyHoneyBunchSpank130InJail

    That's exactly what we need. Red states and blue states. Well said.
    Why don't we give Marjorie some 20 million cubic miles of paint, with a couple of 1/2 inch brushes, so she can start painting?

  • @makeracistsafraidagain
    @makeracistsafraidagain Před rokem +106

    I’ve been married for 43 years.
    I get that joke.

    • @rocktricity9277
      @rocktricity9277 Před rokem

      Make racists afraid again,,, 😂 ha ha ha, I like that, unfortunately all of the racists in my neck of the woods are liberal democrats! 😂😂😂 they’re not just republicans, trust me!

    • @razvanzamfir1545
      @razvanzamfir1545 Před rokem

      I've been married for 8. I got the joke too

    • @jasonsmith530
      @jasonsmith530 Před rokem

      Me
      I’m 50
      No wife for me
      Tee hee

  • @chidorisnake22
    @chidorisnake22 Před rokem +78

    It's amazing to think I was actually there live for this one tonight. What a fun time, and a hell of a way to celebrate my birthday. Thank you Stephen!

    • @shamisa1866
      @shamisa1866 Před rokem +16

      Happy Birthday!

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před rokem

      Has your core heat returned yet?

    • @chidorisnake22
      @chidorisnake22 Před rokem

      @@chonqmonk Lol, it took a minute, but yeah, I got it back. That was the longest hour and a half of my life though. 😂

    • @chidorisnake22
      @chidorisnake22 Před rokem

      @@shamisa1866 Thank you! ☺

  • @Electro-nics
    @Electro-nics Před rokem

    And yet people still voting for MTG to remain in office. What a shame to be those people

  • @loranelizabeth9148
    @loranelizabeth9148 Před rokem

    Oh man! The NPR Totebag has me CRACKIN' UP!~~~~

  • @Kialt-yv7bn
    @Kialt-yv7bn Před rokem +3

    Simple...MTG is a traitor.

  • @squirrelgray945
    @squirrelgray945 Před rokem +30

    That smirk gives me hope... it's been awhile.

  • @trey54321GO
    @trey54321GO Před rokem +1

    Excellent as always!
    Shout out Sir Mix-a-lot!

  • @robynsegg
    @robynsegg Před rokem

    As for Ill Douchey, The Philly Inqy is on point! That's how we do!... We have NO FILTER! LOL!!! 📰

  • @Commander_Appo
    @Commander_Appo Před rokem +189

    MTG is the kind of person to say the Civil War was about state’s rights

    • @FirstLast-di5sr
      @FirstLast-di5sr Před rokem +17

      I think she kinda actually did there 😅

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před rokem +10

      "A state's right to what?"

    • @ZombieCSSTutorials
      @ZombieCSSTutorials Před rokem +2

      Because it was.Slavery was abolished in the North AFTER the Civil War, AFTER Lincoln died.

    • @tommcfeely8707
      @tommcfeely8707 Před rokem +32

      ​@@ZombieCSSTutorials yes, it was states rights.......to own people, the south seceded from the union when Lincoln was elected knowing his views on slavery and the fact that the newest and last state in America at that time was not a slavery legal state. And if I am wrong, please, oh please explain to me, what state rights the southern states went to fight so hard to cause the deaths of hundreds of thousands of men, women, and children.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 Před rokem

      Bet she thinks those civil war airports that some uneducated dummy referred to were actually real.

  • @juliecoomber718
    @juliecoomber718 Před rokem

    So there Are ACTUAL INDICTMENTS. GOOD NEWS FOR ALL OF YOU.

  • @edc8657
    @edc8657 Před rokem +1

    Omg that juror is aaaaadorable

  • @Moekoffee2001
    @Moekoffee2001 Před rokem +20

    Waiting for Austin Powers to rip MTG’s wig off

  • @Coldheart322
    @Coldheart322 Před rokem +658

    I love how MTG says the quiet part out loud. "We want an undemocratic dictatorship so our states can remain red"

    • @rikeshpr85
      @rikeshpr85 Před rokem +1

      Wtf are you quoting?

    • @francinecamerini357
      @francinecamerini357 Před rokem +17

      Sedition

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 Před rokem +9

      What is the decision about the Purple states?

    • @12x2richter
      @12x2richter Před rokem +22

      Wasn't her state blue in the last election?

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 Před rokem +25

      @@bunzeebear2973 purple states? Which part of gerrymandering don't you understand. Everything is red if you squint hard enough.

  • @pamelabennett1492
    @pamelabennett1492 Před rokem

    Tar and feathering should be rescucitaded in the case of Marjorie T.G. as reward for her blatant support of Civil War. Been there, done that!

  • @heavenhelpus479
    @heavenhelpus479 Před rokem +2

    "You gotta open up the football to get at the delicious pig meet"..OMG, my side hurts!

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck Před rokem +37

    I’m looking forward to seeing Kevin McCarthy eat his words when he said -
    “ I will never leave that woman”
    🤪

    • @paulh6517
      @paulh6517 Před rokem +5

      He will never leave MTG, Bobert, Santos ( he embraces crazies or at least apathetic towards them).

  • @PatriciaPerez-kt7rp
    @PatriciaPerez-kt7rp Před rokem +4

    "EGOTISM IS THE ANESTHETIC THAT DULLS THE PAIN OF STUPIDITY "BOOKER T.WASHINGTON

  • @gracecarcich2712
    @gracecarcich2712 Před rokem +1

    Love Colbert cause he tells it like it is...what a week of tragedy, but at least we got to laugh at current and former clowns.

  • @timothyhoffman3470
    @timothyhoffman3470 Před rokem +1

    Prez Of The Prison! He will be!~

  • @glenbarnes9842
    @glenbarnes9842 Před rokem +137

    I feel bad for the Georgians who have to be embarrassed by MTG. The ones who didn't vote for her.

    • @pamelabennett1492
      @pamelabennett1492 Před rokem +12

      Thank you! I cannot BELIEVE that she was elected in MY voting precinct where she doesnt even reside!!

    • @melchiorvonsternberg844
      @melchiorvonsternberg844 Před rokem +2

      The others should be ashamed for doin' not so...

    • @pimslickins710
      @pimslickins710 Před rokem

      @@melchiorvonsternberg844 People should be ashamed of themselves for not voting for a Hitler disciple?

    • @melchiorvonsternberg844
      @melchiorvonsternberg844 Před rokem

      @@pimslickins710 No... Some should be ashamed of having done it. The others should be ashamed of having let it come to this. And I'm almost afraid that neither you nor that bitch in Congress have any real idea about Hitler and the Nazis. Trust me! I'm German and I know exactly what I'm talking about. If you really want to learn something about it, I could recommend a small (according to the mind of the person treated) but fine book on it. The author lived 5 years in the 3rd Reich before he went to England and in exile fought against the Nazis. Interested?
      Btw... Nice one, pim slickins... You know, he did the right thing as he ride the bomb to hell...

    • @pimslickins710
      @pimslickins710 Před rokem

      @@melchiorvonsternberg844 So, I guess that my eyes can't comprehend what I read? Do you think I gathered my knowledge Of Hiltler from Hollywood movies & right wing networks that love him like Trump? I'm 60 years old, a college graduate & have studied world history. Just because I'm an American doesn't make me an authority on any president or organization no more than you being german makes you one on Der Fuhrer. You even recommended a BOOK to READ. I must read & study any subject matter to be to be properly educated on it. It matters not who I am or where I was born. Your entire post is moot.

  • @macuser7048
    @macuser7048 Před rokem +18

    "Who's train is this train?"

  • @d.1169
    @d.1169 Před rokem

    That is the very definition of dividing the country, now physically as well as mentally.

  • @aliquot8404
    @aliquot8404 Před rokem +2

    I love how T***** is now a dirty word

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 Před rokem +1

      Only on Colbert. He's afraid to say it, like Voldemort

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před rokem

      @@coltonblake13 He's not afraid to say it. He doesn't want to give that media hog insurrectionist traitor the pleasure of saying his actual name.

  • @annunciataparchesi1832
    @annunciataparchesi1832 Před rokem +104

    Whatever else that juror accomplishes in her life, she brought happiness and relief to millions today. I will be feeding off that smirk for days!

    • @annebennett4101
      @annebennett4101 Před rokem +11

      Idk..I'm super terrified of her biggest moment being shaking Giuliani's hand..I mean, what if she was smirking from the other side, like??

    • @billboyle1588
      @billboyle1588 Před rokem +7

      Li'l Miss Irresistible Foreperson couldn't be more impish if she were leprechaun MP for the District of Tease.

    • @Pbav8tor
      @Pbav8tor Před rokem

      ​​@@annebennett4101 She's a doll, but I'm with Stephen on this one. That Borat video was epically gross; Rudi with both hands shoved down his britches up to his elbows cause he thought he was gonna bang a 15 year old. I bet she hasn't seen it. She'd be scrubbing the hand he shook.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Před rokem +2

      I'm super terrified of her need to get her few seconds of fame providing an argument for Lord Cheeto's attorneys to resist indictment because she's prejudiced the jury pool.

    • @orangeblack1285
      @orangeblack1285 Před rokem +2

      @@annebennett4101 Yea same thought. She swore everybody in and found it really cool, to get 60 seconds with former president Trump when swearing him in. That with the Giuliani line does sound like a big pro Trumper. So who knows if this smirk does not mean there are no indictments.