Jimmy Kimmel Knows How to Get Trump to Leave. Marry Him!
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- čas přidán 22. 09. 2020
- Guillermo recaps last night's Lakers game, and Jimmy talks about honoring Dr. Fauci for Time Magazine’s list of the 100 most influential people, COVID candy ideas for a disappointing Halloween, new concerns about foreign interference in the election, the first debate between Trump and Biden, Trump's response to the Breonna Taylor verdict, Mike Pence telling the same phony story about Trump everywhere he goes, the Trump campaign spending $477,000 dollars on fireworks, and staffers from our show reveal what they learned about their significant others in quarantine.
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Welcome back Jimmy! Only way we in the UK can watch you! Great to see you again.
Love Guillermo's laugh. Happy to see you both back.
Jimmy looks like he lost weight or that is a Very sharp and Nicely cut suit! Or both!
Seriously he’s the worst president ever...
and as dictator this will be hell. please vote him OUT!
Such an embarrassment for America. The whole world mocks him more than any other president we’ve ever had.
he is not even a president, he just plays one on TV
EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Best president ever TRUMP 2020
so glad Jimmy is back, i am European living in Europe and this is my daily watch while drinking coffee after i wake up.
same here
Good start every morning
🇬🇧👍
yes same
Same here
It's amazing how this group thinks it can tell women what to do with their bodies. However, if you suggest they wear a mask they flip out!
It's amazing how you support killing an unborn baby by jamming a rod through its skull, yet you act like you are concerned about health hazards.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@@jamiegallett427, Fetuses cannot breathe until they're born. It's at that time they obtain personhood. Don't have an abortion if you don't want or need one.
@@jamiegallett427 so you have no idea what you're talking about? Sounds
about rightwing.
@@jamiegallett427 Amazing that you seem to know this yet you don't even know the person making the statement. Also, do you know all the reasons there may be for aborting a pregnancy?
Trump always says "nobody's done more for blank than me" ...people still believe this clown?
🤡never believed him🤡
Only his moronic base.
Jimmy's so funny... he makes me laugh out loud every show he does.
Go Jimmy !!
Guillermo cracked me up when he looked over his shoulder to see if his wife might be listening 😂😂😂
When I told him I was sitting on a couch with a fully naked ivanka, I think he was a little bit jealous.....
😂
😅😂😂🤑🤢
FYI: Canada gets to celebrate Halloween because we take this virus seriously and we've been doing the work to keep our numbers down! 💕😁
Of course you did, Canadians are known for respecting their fellow community members. Americans are known for respecting no one but themselves, and being ESPECIALLY insecure in that against fellow community members.
I should’ve moved to Canada yearsssss ago... Beautiful country and people.
SO PROUD of not only being Canadian but of all my fellow Canadians who took care of themselves and eachother. We have our problems but so what!?!?
We are alive and will thrive.
@Jamie d sure are!
" I watched him so badly..."
WTF does that phrase even mean?
It means
I think he sound just a little bit jealous.
Everything DJToxic does is bad, even watching.
Trump is a pro at creepy 🤷
@@nilsfatman490
Yeah, listening to Chump I often get the impression that he has perhaps memorized dozens of " key " phrases or sentences and just spews them out from the moment he wakes up. It would go a long way to explaining why, when you ask him a question, he replies with either a " stock " phrase that is totally UNRELATED to the question, or replies with a sentence fragment that he has picked up from somewhere. It also would explain why his vocabulary seems(?) so limited.
Trump has raised the question, "Is Biden taking drugs? ", so by now we know that can only mean that he's taking drugs himself. But we knew that, right ?
Ever since his first sniffy debates with Hillary.
I think all debates shouldn't have any audience. Fact checkers for sure.
Folk should fact check for themselves
**SINCE ORANGE STAIN HAS ALWAYS BEEN A CITY BOY, AND HAS NEVER GROWN A GARDEN, NOR WENT HUNTING. I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE HIM TO GO SNIPE HUNTING WITH ME. HE CAN HOLD THE BAG.** IF HE IS SCARED OF GETTING HIS HANDS DIRTY. HE CAN WEAR GLOVES. ORANGE STAIN DOES NOT KNOW WHERE EGGS COME FROM. WHEN HE WAS A CHILD, HE WAS CAUGHT MILKING HIS DOGS.
TheDriftdog not if the ability to check facts is hampered by ridiculous fake BS of Fox News, Brietbart, and far right “sources”
Agreed
And make it the normal! Thats part of the problem nowadays. Everyone's just taking already misleading posts and running with them. Just my useless opinion though.
Trump didn’t answer the question about the case, as he always does with any direct question
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When I told him I was being rebooted, he sounded a little bit jealous. 😂
speaking of drug test
dude is getting oranger by the day : )
Oh Jesus! I laughed so hard seeing this! I'm telling this to my bestfriend.
@j law 🎃🎃🎃
The little kids stepping in the most heard was just too cute
Glad he is back. 🙂
He is a seal that barks black lives matter on command
I had to laugh so hard at the paper plate on the floor... 😂
Guillermo looking back while speaking about his wife took me out
Definitely missed you this summer Jimmy!! Glad you're back!
The way to punish Louisville, is for everyone to call it "Lewisville."
I do believe he sounded just a little bit jealous....
Sooooooooo glad Jimmy's back. Make me laugh at the madness!
Me and friends are at sixty and we're braving the storm and standing in line to rid America of this orange menace. It's worth the chance and if a sacrifice is in order, screw it, we were Marines and it's no sacrifice, it's an honor. This is our America! This is our America ! 🇺🇸
What me and my kid did a few years ago was just buy candy and turn out the lights and binge zombie movies (he got too big to trick or treating) it’s like we were practicing for 2020
I think he sounded just a little bit jealous🤪
Disgusting that he couldn't wven say Breonna Taylors name. The disrespect 🤮
Someone please, ask trump to name ANY of the COVID victims he killed. Bet he can only name Herman Cain, the one who unwittingly gave his life for him.
Breona taylor was a loser banging her coke dealer and she recieved what happens when you make bad life decisions. But let's make a saint out of her memory.
They found a dead body in breonna Taylor’s car, she was a drug dealer, and when she was an ems worker 2 years ago, she stole from the ems van like y’all don’t even know the half of it do ur research
@@reny_b296 okay , maybe she had some history but nobody deserves to be shot to death in the middle of the night . have some empathy
@@reny_b296 bro everyone does bad things in life and that dead body thing isn’t even real no one deserves to be shot in their own home. when you say all lives matter we all know you mean white lives matter
"When I told him last night that I'm heading home to mother, he sounded just a little bit jealous"
Lol, sweet
OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying
does mother know about the young boys trumpski hooked you up with, Pencey?
Nobody's done more.
List these things please.
Can you put out a video of just the " little bit jealous" part. ?
😂😂😂😂😂
A compliation would be amazing.
A Trump is a little fart here in the UK. His Scots mama should have told Fred but it was her revenge.
And Trump is a really big fart here... Cheers from NJ!!! LOL
@@pomposabooze1097 "DUMPH"
Poor planning on her part. Now we're stuck with him. She should've used birth control.
Stop asking him about black people he always gives the exact same answer
Kelly Kerr Seriously, cause he has no idea what else to say. He didn't even care enough to listen to what the question actually was, he heard Black people and then went to the same exact same answer he always has.
@@Larez121 That wasn't an answer.. That was pandering.
Didn’t Jimmy make fun of the Black Race basically calling them Stupid because Karl Malone this an Karl Malone that.
Couldn't even say Breonnas name. No respect
A psychopath willing to let his most adamant followers die for a rally; will have no qualms letting random strangers die for lack of healthcare
Kimmel was on fire today, 🤔I like it.
Jimmy is the best! Love the monologues.
On to your next vid now. Keep 'em coming.
Too bad the Democrats didn't have Trump's ex-wives speak at their convention.
They have probably strict marriage and divorce contracts
@@michelwillems50 True, would have loved to see that though.
The Democrats should have had every female that Trump assaulted over the years in attendance.
They’re under NDAs.
And too bad Republicans didn't have Tara Reade speak at their convention.
"I've done more for (fill in the blank) than any other president". Must be hard to be so superior to everyone who ever existed
trump* wants a drug test, America wants to see trump* TAXES after 4 years.
Just came out, total bs any way no one cares
Eres mi Héroe Guillermo, DIOS te bendiga
President : “Historically Black...universities, and schools...and colleges...”
America: you mean Historically Black Colleges and Universities? Because, HBCU is totally a thing.
"I'd love to show my taxes"
"I'd love to testify"
"I'd love to take a drug test"
Are you even listening America?
Yup. Still won't vote for the communistic, violent, racist, hysterical anti American parties candidate. Are you listening?😳
ge - factsssss
@@ge-8135 Well I know what college you went to....jk we all know you didn't go to college.
Yes cheering on the end of the republic. People love watching disasters...
Oh I'm listening
I thought originally this guy was Just funny, and then he started to show his true colors by wanting to basically dismantle and/or water down the Endangered Species act, allowing 'drilling' in Artic , stating he doesn't believe in global warming, etc etc etc, and now he is saying he will contest the election and not relinquish the office of president if he looses ... NOW IM JUST PLAIN SCARED!!!
Those of us from NYC who have known about Trump for a long time could have told you he would be a disaster
@@Laura-xs3te I figured it out early too, and I'm from Minnesota! Stupid tv show, really people who voted for him!
Also I just heard on public radio, one of the idiots who work for him was talking about selling some National Park land. He knows no bounds. The planet is not safe.
I like how he looked back behind him before he repeated what he told his wife. Smart man.
LOVE the Hallowe'en candies!!! Laugh out loud....
Drug test lmao he still hasn’t shown his tax returns
Thats because he's in real estate and most people in real estate can legally not pay taxes.. most people wouldnt understand (because we arent taught anything about money or taxes in school)
brandon a why would it be school’s job to teach you about taxes? Isn’t all the information available online?
@@deadshot8077 it's not, and i agree with you 1000% ... my point is most people wouldnt understand.. because most people wont take the time to learn... just how most people decide to go to college, take on debt, and work for 30+ year and never learn anything more than their professors taught them and what the news tells them everyday
brandon a Wow, how does the government get away with being so secretive?
@@deadshot8077 i don't get your reason for asking that? .. and i would say they don't really have to be. They just have to convince people it's "for the greater good" or whatever lie they come up with
I love the candy's you did jimmy
It is always about his ego and blowing up his big head bigger.He brags about himself and does his rallies so his supporters can pump up his low self esteem. What normal person talks about themselves constantly in the 3rd person?
His head is so big,it could be a float in the Macy's day parade..
In former times, kings and popes used "us" instead of "I." Does it count?
I'm so glad Jimmy is back.
If there is to be a faux moderator for the Biden/Trump debate that I was looking forward to so much, I'm going to boycott it and listen to Rachel Madow's analysis.
Idk about you but I think he sound just a little bit jealous
They all are he’s doing big things
So glad to have jimmy back..its not crazy in canada but i love your trumping..clapping
don't leave me hanging like that! now I want to know what the two different kitchen scissors are for...
@Evie! I NEED SЕЕХ ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ I got the notification and went to check out the profile hoping you would be proficient of the subject of kitchen scissors but alas... got my hopes all up for nothing. sad.
After I saw all the candy, I immediately thought, 'SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!'
Let's have them take a drug test. Now. Trump will refuse as his financial statements are not released yet!!!! Get my drift.
The candy industry suffering because of limited trick or treating? No way. I've eaten a ton of candy during the pandemic.
“I want him so badly”(Trump)..I’m almost sure he has a crush on Joe Biden 🤔😏😅🤣😂😎😁
He wants Joe's status to use it against joe for reelection for himself
😂😭🙌 so glad your back🙃👏love your monologue 💜
In 10.00 they wrote "trump" with the firework in the air :)))
The seal that barks on command is back
💘😍😘
I am fully prepared for trick n treat covid style: catapult and a lots of jaw breakers.
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
Again, when he talks of Biden, he talks about himself. Disillusioned president.
Still better than Biden
@Dhamma Wiwekantara What the hell is your point now?
Does he ever answer the question?🤪🇨🇦
I don't know... I'm a little bit jealous.
These are going to be some popcorn worthy debates.
He needs to be REFORMED!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Great suit Jimmy! So excited to see you back!!
Watched this from my office at CWRU, and laughed out loud at Jimmy's "never heard of it either" comment.
@Jimmy Kimmel Live - Great work!
Nice to have you back Jimmy !!
does no one remember bush and gore. that took a while.
I'm CANADIAN and I remember the Florida ballot scandal. I can't believe so many people are this stupid to think mail in ballots are corrupt 😂
@@tishwitch I used to feel exactly the same and yes there are some stupid people but then there are simply people who want something to believe in and they were fed lie after lie .. I feel sorry for them
I think he might have been A Whole Lot of Jealous 😂
Don't worry even if the staff is busy or daydreaming or adhd n forget to laugh, I'm cracking up laughing at all your D.ump jokes LoL... It's like J.Lo n Jlaw LoL 😂 abbreviation for Donald Trump is D.ump
I think you might need to be rebooted! 🤣🤣
Ha ha ha! Immediately after Jimmy said, " I hope you find comfort...for your own relationship.", it shows a bag of garbage for a Hefty ad! 😂😂
Someone could make a mint selling old pillow cases stuffed with dollar store candy on Amazon this year.
The dude with the A/C looking around to make sure his wife doesn't walk in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bet the company that supplied fireworks hasn't been Paid.
During lockdown, I learned that I can actually be committed to proper workouts routines daily 💪 without excuses
I like the Joe Biden school play joke.
he could be a little bit jealous 😂😂🤣
Looking Good Jimmy !
Debates should be done while playing a round of golf, without a golfcart. Or riding a bicycle, without training wheels.
Nice ideas but how about dumping Trump and Biden on Survivor Island and let Jeff Probst put them through the paces. "Wanna see what you're playing for today? A peanut butter sandwich!!!!"
Thanks for coming back Jimmy - we missed you
Yeah, too soon. You tell that staff that they need to laugh times 5. And there needs to be a drummer there.
Glad Jimmy is back!
Jimmy Germany loves you too!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Case Western is one of the most respected research institutions in the world FYI
could listen to these two for hours..
You know I think Trump might sound a little bit jealous.
Is it just me or is Guillermo's English getting much better? He hardly has an accent now and his vocabulary is improving.
PLEASE VOTE TRUMP OUT
LOVE FROM CANADA
any country who voted trudeau for PM has no right to judge another country on their elected leader
@NoLaJoe lmao well that's not true. trump was nominated for 2 nobel peace prizes from Norway and Sweden for his middle east peace agreements. trudeau is known for pathetic pandering and corruption
Stick to your own countries elections. If you think its in Americas interest to vote Trump out, you are very wrong
@NoLaJoe two known extremists huh... for arranging a peace agreement within the most volatile region in the world? Yeah they sound pretty extreme.
@NoLaJoe "he’s a danger to the world just as much as he is to the US." you realize how many pointless wars we were dragging into under obama right? How many drone strikes on innocent civilians were carried under his administration? Under obama I was almost ashamed to be an american. How many wars did we get into because of trump. Answer that question.
Pants on FIRE again!
9:17 Damn that Norman Vincent Peale
The candyman is mad at you don't look in a mirror an say his name 3 times🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just for the amount of COKE he's doing:), and I'm not talking about McDonald's coke either!!!
Hey... Trump... You are fired
BunkerBaby LOL 😂😂😂😂
Jail is ready to receive you 🔒🔒
I still have candy from last Hallowe'en. My absence from the 2020 market should be a strong signal to candy short sellers.
Perhaps the best way to ensure Donald leaves the WH after he loses the election this November, is to have him marry the WH & then tell him that there is another much younger & hotter WH waiting for him just around the corner. 😁😅😂🤣
I love that you’re going to moon Trump if you ever meet him. We should all do that now!!! 😂