Trump Emerges for Crazy Self-Love Fest at CPAC

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  • čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
  • Jimmy talks about the mysterious creature known as Donald Trump returning to the stage for CPAC this weekend to talk about Biden’s first month in office and tease a potential 2024 run, the crazy merchandise sold for the event, all the laughs everyone there had, newscasters once again can’t believe that we’ve started a new month, Jodie Foster thanking Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers in her Golden Globes acceptance speech, Cousin Sal winning his first award, the end of Black History Month, and we give “The Bachelor: Women Tell All” the toddler treatment.
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  • @Sunshine-ym8bq
    @Sunshine-ym8bq Před 3 lety +637

    Stop putting him on tv and don't even say his name he should be in jail

    • @VideoAssaultSaturday
      @VideoAssaultSaturday Před 3 lety +20

      💯

    • @yulia1339
      @yulia1339 Před 3 lety +13

      Hollywood, I'm agree with you 😙

    • @andre03201
      @andre03201 Před 3 lety +7

      Jim crow joe just bomb 💣 a country, why don't you talk about that

    • @br1cktops265
      @br1cktops265 Před 3 lety +25

      @@andre03201 i dont see you complaining about how donald trump also bombed syria

    • @benmaynard3059
      @benmaynard3059 Před 3 lety +20

      @@br1cktops265 or tried to start a war with Iran a week before his presidency ended.

  • @njam101
    @njam101 Před 3 lety +64

    As a Canadian I've heard "Canadian Dream" but it's more about freedoms and health than simply wealth.

    • @hatchz6
      @hatchz6 Před 3 lety +4

      I know, right eh?

    • @jameshansen7958
      @jameshansen7958 Před 3 lety +8

      our dream in Canada is that the US wakes from its NIGHTMARE of republican ranting idiots, comes back to the living and out of your fantasy,.Your not #1 anymore in anything but arms sales, and hate mongering.

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 Před 3 lety +6

      Here to say that Canadians also have dreams however they are not the nightmares that the GOP think are normal. Thank God.

    • @Ella-gb7no
      @Ella-gb7no Před 3 lety +5

      thank you! money isnt everthing

    • @Ella-gb7no
      @Ella-gb7no Před 3 lety +4

      @@jameshansen7958 most of us know wer're not #1 lol

  • @kit2130
    @kit2130 Před 3 lety +50

    That singer was a great representation of the self delusion she shares with ol Don.

    • @jeremyleerenner5603
      @jeremyleerenner5603 Před 3 lety

      Yeah you are right dear, hello how are you.?

    • @kit2130
      @kit2130 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jeremyleerenner5603 lol you say that to everyone. 12 different people.

    • @jeremyleerenner5603
      @jeremyleerenner5603 Před 3 lety

      @@kit2130 yes dear only people that gives a good comment, okay?
      So how are you and where are you from.?

  • @cmasseylynch
    @cmasseylynch Před 3 lety +5

    Trump sees his life as a one long TV programme.Applause and adoration is what he craves.

  • @anthonydambrosio8531
    @anthonydambrosio8531 Před 3 lety +37

    Criminals should have to be forced to listen to that woman sing in order to get a confession out of them.

    • @DS-hs7fd
      @DS-hs7fd Před 3 lety +5

      Honey those criminals will confess to crimes they haven't even committed. That was atrocious!

  • @davidbrienlantry8760
    @davidbrienlantry8760 Před 3 lety +44

    "He's never going to love you Eric!" These jokes never get old. Never!

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety

      And u never know when Jimmy ❤️ 🌹 is ad-libbing or doing script. He just that DAMM GOOD!!;

  • @my2cents2u
    @my2cents2u Před 3 lety +38

    In honor of Francis Scott Key, she sang the Star Spangled Banner in as many _keys_ as possible. lolol

  • @maalmi
    @maalmi Před 3 lety +484

    She wasn't off key. There is no key that she was in. She just can't sing.

    • @angelofiligenzi4622
      @angelofiligenzi4622 Před 3 lety +25

      Actually she went through about 5 different keys. I can say that because I am a musician.

    • @ajheartsong
      @ajheartsong Před 3 lety +14

      U know it’s bad when I know I can do better 🤣

    • @TravisTerrell
      @TravisTerrell Před 3 lety +9

      @@angelofiligenzi4622 ...because non-musicians cannot possibly have any basic knowledge of music.

    • @3th4nP31ff3r
      @3th4nP31ff3r Před 3 lety +12

      @@TravisTerrell that’s not what he meant.

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 Před 3 lety +17

      She missed the actual melody by about 100 miles.

  • @lionharehart
    @lionharehart Před 3 lety +40

    Even after the last flush, the turd is still circling the bowl!

    • @rebeccaj.2606
      @rebeccaj.2606 Před 3 lety +6

      Gross, but accurate.

    • @ethomas9947
      @ethomas9947 Před 3 lety

      I know I can't believe kimmell still has a show at this point

    • @dilet8923
      @dilet8923 Před 3 lety +1

      💩🎃💩🎃💩

  • @graysontheginger
    @graysontheginger Před 3 lety +262

    Jimmy Kimmel helped me laugh so much this past year since the pandemic broke and I couldn't thank him enough!

    • @warpedjaffas1
      @warpedjaffas1 Před 3 lety +8

      To Kimmel or not to Kimmel, isn't a question. Its a duty.

    • @nm9412
      @nm9412 Před 3 lety +5

      I just find Kimmel naturally funny.

    • @DonnaSnyder
      @DonnaSnyder Před 3 lety

      Yes, thank you so much.

    • @N.A525
      @N.A525 Před 3 lety +4

      Couldn’t agree more. I actually watch him more now than before

    • @acethayersr1586
      @acethayersr1586 Před 3 lety +1

      Kimmy’s obsession with Trump is hilarious 🤣

  • @KimberlyArwen
    @KimberlyArwen Před 3 lety +8

    That "March first, can you believe it?!" to "Hard to believe!" transition was amazing.

  • @kathyrichard8381
    @kathyrichard8381 Před 2 lety +20

    Jimmy Kimmel is always hilarious. He keeps me laughing no matter what the issues are.

  • @MsAbyss123
    @MsAbyss123 Před 3 lety +182

    That's got to be some politician's daughter. Surely they wouldn't have paid someone for that?

    • @mikehorton6195
      @mikehorton6195 Před 3 lety +14

      They held a contest and she was their best.

    • @theresamcdonald4730
      @theresamcdonald4730 Před 3 lety +7

      And remember trump and republicans don't pay for anything!!!!!!

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 Před 3 lety +7

      Politician’s daughter AND they paid her. We all know that both those facts are true, sadly. Please, someone leak how much she got paid.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi Před 3 lety +2

      I hear she is a great singer but she ran into Ted Cruz face to face just before she went on - that would rattle anyone off their game :-)

    • @richmarvis2239
      @richmarvis2239 Před 3 lety

      Hello Rosie

  • @seanbohan9491
    @seanbohan9491 Před 3 lety +259

    Forget kneeling during the anthem, cover your ears and run for your life!

    • @donnafletcher5589
      @donnafletcher5589 Před 3 lety +17

      Exactly! Wow. Flat... sharp... completely off key. Lol

    • @natassiarodriguez7420
      @natassiarodriguez7420 Před 3 lety +10

      @@donnafletcher5589 she went through like 10 different keys it’s crazy.

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles Před 3 lety +5

      The one who sang the anthem was so annoying i had to turn the volume down

    • @donnafletcher5589
      @donnafletcher5589 Před 3 lety +15

      @@natassiarodriguez7420 It was actually embarrassing. I felt embarrassed FOR her. Uncomfortable to watch and hear.

    • @sealand000
      @sealand000 Před 3 lety +1

      @@natassiarodriguez7420 And everything in between

  • @sladewilson8224
    @sladewilson8224 Před 3 lety +89

    That woman who “tried” to sing the anthem should never sing again

    • @emiynu
      @emiynu Před 3 lety +8

      It's not like they couldn't have found a black female Republican who could sing, rather they didn't want to piss off the proud boys. And, you know their stance against affirmative action.

    • @sladewilson8224
      @sladewilson8224 Před 3 lety +3

      @@emiynu 😂😂 so true

    • @asdfjkl7430
      @asdfjkl7430 Před 3 lety +6

      She was looking around waiting for the resounding round of applause at "free" which audiences usually give, but she never got it. hahaha

    • @sladewilson8224
      @sladewilson8224 Před 3 lety +6

      @@asdfjkl7430 how far the Republican Party has fallen 😂😂

    • @RobinaB530
      @RobinaB530 Před 3 lety +2

      For real!!

  • @mbjxperience
    @mbjxperience Před 3 lety +6

    Guillermo’s laugh is super infectious!!

  • @saulgoodman7509
    @saulgoodman7509 Před 3 lety +49

    How can he run again? In his mind he was elected for two terms already, that's all you get.

    • @justingray3456
      @justingray3456 Před 3 lety +1

      He wants to be a four termer like FDR.

    • @takkieterror5152
      @takkieterror5152 Před 3 lety +1

      By all means let him run again. Never change a winning team!! Haha.
      Let the lemmings run after their 'champion'. The (fake) golden boy! Wonderful stuff 😊

    • @acethayersr1586
      @acethayersr1586 Před 3 lety

      Kimmy’s fan boys in panic mode 😏🤣

    • @saulgoodman7509
      @saulgoodman7509 Před 3 lety +4

      @@acethayersr1586 no panic. Trumps a joke. They're destined to be the minority party by clinging to this failure of a president.

  • @timmymctwist
    @timmymctwist Před 3 lety +125

    That singing was more disrespectful to the National Anthem than kneeling could ever be!

    • @cyberash3000
      @cyberash3000 Před 3 lety +1

      You lot need to so what we liverpool fans do sit down and boo throughout our national anthem

  • @thegodhead
    @thegodhead Před 3 lety +3

    This epic Jimmy! You the man.

  • @JamesLewis
    @JamesLewis Před 3 lety +117

    "We're the only country that has a dream" - In Britain we don't have a dream... BECAUSE WE'RE AWAKE!

    • @JamesLewis
      @JamesLewis Před 3 lety +9

      @JC Denton Indeed it is, although not as bad as the US.... that's obvious to someone who's awake!.. LOL! Don't take youtube comments too seriously, it was supposed to be funny, not a political commentary.... I know Jimmy Kimmel seems more like News than Comedy lately, but this is still a comedy channel... I assume. ;p

    • @habibahahmad9632
      @habibahahmad9632 Před 3 lety +6

      The archangel democrat thats going to fix the World was not going to fix it if trump got back in office. Toooooo much financial damage caused by Trump.

    • @BulletsandButtons
      @BulletsandButtons Před 3 lety +3

      @@habibahahmad9632 Clueless you are.

    • @BulletsandButtons
      @BulletsandButtons Před 3 lety +3

      @@JamesLewis Sorry but our ancestors must be turning in their graves at how the the UK into an apologetic and pathetic shell of its former self. You are right. No one in the UK dreams because the government won’t let you dream. So wring your hands and gnash your teeth about the ills of another country that allows its citizens (not subjects) to dream.

    • @JamesLewis
      @JamesLewis Před 3 lety +4

      @@BulletsandButtons Remind me again how those dreamers are doing.. :p

  • @waynelpop1
    @waynelpop1 Před 3 lety +237

    Australia doesn’t need to dream, we live it instead, free dental, free health care for everyone and common sense with gun laws. Far from perfect but definitely better than dreamland.

    • @eltonmayo2027
      @eltonmayo2027 Před 3 lety +7

      nothing is free. it is paid for by your taxes

    • @ungadunga5441
      @ungadunga5441 Před 3 lety +5

      Free dental?

    • @alexhickman166
      @alexhickman166 Před 3 lety +22

      @@eltonmayo2027 yeah, and somehow people still survive??? How could this be?!?!?!?!?! 🙄

    • @bobs182
      @bobs182 Před 3 lety +19

      @@eltonmayo2027 Who do you think is paying for people without insurance and who do you think is paying for healthcare that costs twice as much as other countries?

    • @marsboyo1995
      @marsboyo1995 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah, but you still visit American TV shows to get your laughs. Nothing good on Aussie TV? It's the American Dream baby!

  • @frankie1012
    @frankie1012 Před 3 lety +425

    My God Trump loves to hear himself talk. Repeating all his greatest hits while the seals clap and cheer.
    These cultists need serious deprogramming.

    • @awilson816aw
      @awilson816aw Před 3 lety +19

      I'm afraid some of them are too far gone.. not even the most intensive psycho-therapy would have any effect.

    • @jobennett1604
      @jobennett1604 Před 3 lety +8

      Ark! Ark!

    • @warpedjaffas1
      @warpedjaffas1 Před 3 lety +3

      Salient point. Climate change has seal populations in decline. 🤣

    • @krishelfferich3487
      @krishelfferich3487 Před 3 lety +11

      Yes...soon Trump will tell them to eat babies. 😣

    • @MARY-px3vw
      @MARY-px3vw Před 3 lety +5

      It's not our God Frankie- it"s Satan.

  • @kevinfager.
    @kevinfager. Před 3 lety +61

    These ppl are such a joke. Cruz makes a joke about how he recently went to Cancun abandoning his state during a crisis and they laugh and cheer.

    • @jerryjohnson8485
      @jerryjohnson8485 Před 3 lety +7

      They be brain dead poor fools

    • @DAVEnLYNNquenby
      @DAVEnLYNNquenby Před 3 lety

      Remember that time Biden was playing Mario Cart with his Niece when ppl died of Covid? that was awesome!!!

    • @RoxxyKaosGG
      @RoxxyKaosGG Před 3 lety +7

      @@DAVEnLYNNquenby 🤡

    • @DAVEnLYNNquenby
      @DAVEnLYNNquenby Před 3 lety +1

      @@RoxxyKaosGG 🤡

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 Před 3 lety +4

      @@DAVEnLYNNquenby always the whataboutism we're playing distraction now ? ok squirrel !

  • @NowPleaseReadThis
    @NowPleaseReadThis Před 3 lety +7

    I love the seemingly random key changes that young lady inserts into her version. That took real talent, genius really. Jim Hendrix step aside.

  • @alansmith4734
    @alansmith4734 Před 3 lety +56

    I think that every dog in Florida was barking, when they heard that Anthem!

    • @Kelz_X
      @Kelz_X Před 3 lety +3

      I burst into laughter reading your comment 😆

    • @ryanlingo2372
      @ryanlingo2372 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 damn that's a good

  • @markklein437
    @markklein437 Před 3 lety +179

    The girl singing the national anthem in 5 different keys really shouldn’t.

    • @dionelmejia8093
      @dionelmejia8093 Před 3 lety +7

      Yeah I dont even sing but i play an instrument and i was like that's not how u sing it

    • @professorpancakes6545
      @professorpancakes6545 Před 3 lety +8

      That would have confused even Schoenberg.

    • @hazelanderson1479
      @hazelanderson1479 Před 3 lety +4

      @@professorpancakes6545 Sounded like it was arranged by him. Or Stockhausen.

    • @patriciaevins6267
      @patriciaevins6267 Před 3 lety +2

      hahahaha....it was hard to listen to, but funny. One of her "friends" should tell her she sucks, lol. If I sound like that when I'm singing, I sure would hope my buds told me.....really funny comment @Mark Klein

    • @kaduisaui4596
      @kaduisaui4596 Před 3 lety +1

      She's deaf

  • @Mary_Lee2395
    @Mary_Lee2395 Před 3 lety +19

    Parents and family don’t love you when they aren’t honest with you. How could someone let their child embarrass themselves like that 🤦🏻‍♀️ I feel bad for the girl who sung the National anthem

    • @keithgriffiths9864
      @keithgriffiths9864 Před rokem +1

      People think holding a long note constitutes singing ability.

    • @bethhayes2152
      @bethhayes2152 Před rokem

      I feel sorry for anyone who had to listen to her.

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 Před 3 lety +13

    "Do you believe it's March already?" Jeez, I hope they find intelligence on Mars!

    • @nancydecoste1455
      @nancydecoste1455 Před 3 lety +2

      I'm never surprised when it's March. Because as far as I know🤔 it has always followed the end of Feb. 😉😃

  • @Bwaatiss
    @Bwaatiss Před 3 lety +278

    Reagan may have never heard "we love you" chants, but guys like Charles Manson, Jim Jones, and David Koresh did.

    • @stargatis
      @stargatis Před 3 lety +14

      Good point

    • @donnab7666
      @donnab7666 Před 3 lety +15

      Maybe Regan didn't hear I love you bc he doesn't love or support KKK Proud Boys or White Supremacy.

    • @couchpotato2222
      @couchpotato2222 Před 3 lety +8

      @@donnab7666 depends on who you ask for that last bit

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess Před 3 lety +7

      And Kim Jung Ill, Saddam Hussein, and Idi Amin.

    • @pauljasinski8369
      @pauljasinski8369 Před 3 lety

      0

  • @Dr.TJ1
    @Dr.TJ1 Před 3 lety +2361

    Democrats get Lady Gaga to sing the anthem, Republicans get Lady Gag Me.

  • @erikjohnson8031
    @erikjohnson8031 Před 3 lety +3

    As a Swede, I am absolutely chocked that you can vote, without showing a valid picture ID.
    Actually, ALL Europeans are laughing at any country that claims that it has "fair elections" and "no fraud", while not having to show an ID when voting.
    - Do you Americans realise how silly that makes you look?

  • @matteovillella1482
    @matteovillella1482 Před 3 lety +2

    Watching trump speak with subtitles is hilarious.

  • @jarrysciligo5395
    @jarrysciligo5395 Před 3 lety +112

    Don't you just love it when someone who's tone deaf tries to make up for their lack of being in the right key by adding volume. XD

  • @_Shoebill_
    @_Shoebill_ Před 3 lety +105

    My cat literally ran out of the room when she started singing 🤣

    • @horcarov2637
      @horcarov2637 Před 3 lety +9

      Poor cat. Dogs probably started howling also😂😂😂😂

    • @petewiltfang
      @petewiltfang Před 3 lety +6

      My dog kept cocking his head from side to side and then started howling

    • @johnbritain1790
      @johnbritain1790 Před 3 lety +2

      Oh what it is to have a literary cat!

    • @dantripp8318
      @dantripp8318 Před 3 lety +4

      That was some horrendous "singing."

    • @albertchehade9916
      @albertchehade9916 Před 3 lety +2

      MY cat ran IN TO THE room when she heard that disgusting rendition.
      Why?
      Because she wanted to see the thing singing worse than what she could do.

  • @georgetapopescu1356
    @georgetapopescu1356 Před 3 lety +15

    you know is scary that we laugh at him but his craziness may bring a dark future for the country...

  • @marthalucas1221
    @marthalucas1221 Před 3 lety +6

    OMG best line of show... “The draft dodger who can’t open his own Diet Coke...” throwing shade😂🤣😂🤣

  • @StigguLePetit
    @StigguLePetit Před 3 lety +294

    Please don‘t give him the attention! We should just ignore him.

    • @mariarivera1404
      @mariarivera1404 Před 3 lety +2

      Jimmy little brain can no live without talking about best. U.S.A PRESIDENT. trump. Point. Jimmy must be unhappy left wing. See his si nic force ridicule smailing. Most left wing are unhappy. Jimmy es acomplejado que critical al mejor presidente. Presidente. Trump the best. Jimmy unhappy left wing

    • @cesaritoa8562
      @cesaritoa8562 Před 3 lety +13

      @@mariarivera1404 callate el hozico! Shut your mouth!

    • @teenaselman4878
      @teenaselman4878 Před 3 lety +18

      @@mariarivera1404 thump is the most Corrupt Fake President! Hell, he Never worked, he tweeted, played golf,held suerspreaders rallies & watched TV all day! Everyone around him had to do all the paperwork because lil donnie can't read or write beyond pre-school level. That's why he spoke off the cuff, the words in the speech were too Bigly for him so he was incapable of reading them! He's Stupid!

    • @dcamron46
      @dcamron46 Před 3 lety +6

      I wish we could, since day one, but he’s like a polyp

    • @samweII
      @samweII Před 3 lety +1

      @Joey Jo he got used to criticizing Trump's every move since he got elected

  • @7rob27
    @7rob27 Před 3 lety +111

    CPAC: where absolutely everybody can use the phrase “I’m with stupid”

    • @nickdorenkamp959
      @nickdorenkamp959 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah they can wear it on t-shirts, they can have it tattooed on they're forehead's, they can have it on the back of they're pants, ect.

    • @lyndaweister9984
      @lyndaweister9984 Před 3 lety +3

      LOVE IT! TRUE! 💗🇺🇸🙏

    • @cldaniels7632
      @cldaniels7632 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmao!

    • @ethomas9947
      @ethomas9947 Před 3 lety +1

      TRUMP WON. BIDEN CHEATED

    • @7rob27
      @7rob27 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ethomas9947
      HILLARY WON. TRUMP CHEATED.

  • @LaLagunz187
    @LaLagunz187 Před 3 lety +1

    That Anthem 😩😂 Not only HORRIBLE but her facial expressions. 😭😂 Of course it was at CPAC. They are soulless

  • @windandsun9615
    @windandsun9615 Před 3 lety +2

    Actually the way that anthem was sung gave the pitch and the spirit of the whole event. No kidding folks.

  • @ronaldthacker4127
    @ronaldthacker4127 Před 3 lety +58

    OMG!! I missed that horrible rendition of the anthem and wish I could unhear it now.
    And, yes, Trump is a train wreck and it is hard to turn away from such a tragedy.

  • @cristallikethechampagne8243
    @cristallikethechampagne8243 Před 3 lety +572

    The way that woman disrespected the national anthem was out of this world 😳😳😳😳

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 Před 3 lety +23

      It is a pretty awful tune though, isn't it? There's very few anthems that are actually pleasant to listen to.
      Now before Americans call for my hanging, in Australia, where I'm from, our anthem is fair game to be dissed ( and we do, frequently).They are just little ditties, not sacred scrolls from The Gods

    • @ThaddMitchell2112
      @ThaddMitchell2112 Před 3 lety +15

      She made Roseanne's version seem outstanding.

    • @gazpachopolice7211
      @gazpachopolice7211 Před 3 lety +2

      @@triarb5790 you Aussies are something! That clip where your PM is told to get off the lawn. Priceless!

    • @judyvargas1309
      @judyvargas1309 Před 3 lety +6

      That's what happens when you don't hire a professional...

    • @judyvargas1309
      @judyvargas1309 Před 3 lety +3

      That's what happens when you don't hire a professional.

  • @alienlizardqueen8748
    @alienlizardqueen8748 Před 3 lety +24

    “If Reagan so smart, why come he dead?” -Trump

    • @Someone-ox3ot
      @Someone-ox3ot Před 3 lety +1

      People know not anything. Reagan so very not smart. LOL good quote man.

    • @jeanetteivy5229
      @jeanetteivy5229 Před 3 lety +2

      We will all be dead one day. None of us are smart. We won't escape!

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 Před 3 lety +97

    "The draft-dodger who can't open his own Cokes is talking about courage"

    • @darin3683
      @darin3683 Před 3 lety +4

      That was Clinton not Trump. Look it up.

    • @berrios181
      @berrios181 Před 3 lety +4

      @@darin3683 We did. Trump dodged the draft not just once, but 4 times. Coward in Chief.

    • @darin3683
      @darin3683 Před 3 lety +1

      @@berrios181 please send link

    • @darin3683
      @darin3683 Před 3 lety +2

      @@berrios181 actually it was 5 times once for bad feet an 4 for being in college. It was called deferment far from dodging and our current BRAIN DEAD President also had five deferments you should read up on his reasons for getting out of the draft. Just curious have you have you served in the military?

    • @darin3683
      @darin3683 Před 3 lety +1

      @JC Denton r u talking to me, if so no i was not against it besides i was born in 1965 and i am a retired Air Force MSgt and I'm currently Working in Kuwait for the U.S. military. My whole life has been dedicated to my Country unlike some.

  • @adityanarayan9620
    @adityanarayan9620 Před 3 lety +572

    Trump: I want To See Biden In Prison
    Biden: why does trump think I would visit him in prison ?

    • @bean181
      @bean181 Před 3 lety +7

      Creepy old joe wouldn’t even know he’s in prison

    • @robbiebunge859
      @robbiebunge859 Před 3 lety +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ejkk9513
      @ejkk9513 Před 3 lety +75

      @@bean181 Amazing you think Joe is creepy but Trump isn't. This is a guy that publicly said he would bang his daughter if she wasn't his daughter. He also openly admitted to sexually assaulting women... I'm guessing non of that matters because you love Trump and can't accept anything negative about him but call other people creepy because Trump could obviously do no wrong.

    • @hodr1000
      @hodr1000 Před 3 lety +25

      @@bean181 you might be brainwashed

    • @wellingtonsanissimo8703
      @wellingtonsanissimo8703 Před 3 lety +1

      Trump is such a hot daddy, He'd make an nice top for biden in prison

  • @peter12246
    @peter12246 Před 3 lety +56

    She was singing the anthem in the note of Q

  • @catherineoconnell1026
    @catherineoconnell1026 Před 3 lety +5

    WHO are all THESE PEOPLE THAT KEEP GIVING HIM THESE STATISTICS AND RUMP DIDN'T BEAT THEM THE FIRST TIME!!!

  • @russmanreviews6552
    @russmanreviews6552 Před 3 lety +1

    Guillermo - you're laughter makes my day. It is excellent. Jimmy's cool too.

  • @adamclifton29
    @adamclifton29 Před 3 lety +659

    That anthem just hightlighted the whole thing... Tone Deaf

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Před 3 lety +8

      Mcdonalds And Golf Again
      we are rounding the corner on covid

    • @delinquentgamer0748
      @delinquentgamer0748 Před 3 lety +4

      True!

    • @betsykroll6583
      @betsykroll6583 Před 3 lety +16

      😂😂singer needs refund from music teacher

    • @yvaniannucci1143
      @yvaniannucci1143 Před 3 lety +20

      It was AWFUL just totally AWFUL.
      Who ever told her that she can sing, lied to her.

    • @michaelcrispin1879
      @michaelcrispin1879 Před 3 lety +9

      @@yvaniannucci1143 they also told her she was a great American Patriot hahaha

  • @topixfromthetropix1674
    @topixfromthetropix1674 Před 3 lety +250

    That was the most god-awful slaughter of the national anthem I've ever heard and I'm 71 and spent 25 years in the concert music business.

    • @-SoulSimulation-
      @-SoulSimulation- Před 3 lety

      Wrong, Fergie...Have a Beautiful day!!!

    • @denisgagnon6604
      @denisgagnon6604 Před 3 lety +11

      @xDarkxArenx have you ever been to a concert or public event? If so you should probably have kept your comment to yourself.

    • @sheilalopez3100
      @sheilalopez3100 Před 3 lety

      I hope she wasn't paid for singing the national anthem.

    • @sheilalopez3100
      @sheilalopez3100 Před 3 lety +4

      @Michael Hawley are you a Trumpuppet?

    • @sheilalopez3100
      @sheilalopez3100 Před 3 lety

      @@denisgagnon6604 Free country.

  • @sarahakinyi.6913
    @sarahakinyi.6913 Před 3 lety +2

    Jimmy's laugh at 12:15 just does it for me😂😂

  • @pdh1276
    @pdh1276 Před 3 lety

    The bachelor toddler voices are beyond funny. Thanks for that laugh.

  • @warpedjaffas1
    @warpedjaffas1 Před 3 lety +68

    OMG, my cat just leapt off the building out of shame.

  • @brianmelody8930
    @brianmelody8930 Před 3 lety +72

    That horrendous sonic butchering of the national anthem was perfectly on par with CPAC.

  • @David-og3wk
    @David-og3wk Před rokem

    Putting little kids voices in the bachelorettes, made them very entertaining and so funny 🤣.

  • @fearlounge
    @fearlounge Před 3 lety +11

    I've already moved from the U.S.A. I invite all sane people to join me in New Zealand...a beautiful land full of sane people.

    • @Poppa_Capinyoaz
      @Poppa_Capinyoaz Před 3 lety

      We don't need Americans here, thanks.

    • @peggypennington3270
      @peggypennington3270 Před 3 lety +1

      Native American here. Nip it in the bud.

    • @Poppa_Capinyoaz
      @Poppa_Capinyoaz Před 3 lety

      @@peggypennington3270 Amen.

    • @sirmartinfrobisher
      @sirmartinfrobisher Před 3 lety

      I'm English and realistic. New Zealand looks like a good place. Yanks, get a viewing of "The Worlds Fastest Indian". It is a portrayal of the "MAGA" that Fibberace lied to you about. Anthony Hopkins is THE MAN.

  • @Paineinyourblank
    @Paineinyourblank Před 3 lety +228

    That singer is the perfect representation of the GOP.. out of tune and makes you want to wince.

    • @henrikfreyberg2240
      @henrikfreyberg2240 Před 3 lety +15

      And run for cover.

    • @jonahbolduc6700
      @jonahbolduc6700 Před 3 lety +11

      Haha definitely. Especially since no one in the room seemed to notice it was out of tune...

    • @emwaske3557
      @emwaske3557 Před 3 lety +6

      Almost GOPd my pants.

    • @mmi16
      @mmi16 Před 3 lety +1

      She has all the singing skill of Rosanne Barr

    • @peterdebrie
      @peterdebrie Před 3 lety +1

      @@emwaske3557 you mean Trumped your pants?

  • @rhinotime1178
    @rhinotime1178 Před 3 lety +215

    That poor girl singing, how could they send her out there like that.

    • @edwardwright5377
      @edwardwright5377 Před 3 lety +14

      That was no lady gaga.

    • @abbaalexander7733
      @abbaalexander7733 Před 3 lety +5

      🤕 Please let this end ....🚫🎵🎶🎵🎶🤓

    • @djfrojam
      @djfrojam Před 3 lety +13

      she must be the greatest singer in the world, she`s from America :) The selfclaimed best country :) hehehehe

    • @joergmaass
      @joergmaass Před 3 lety

      @@edwardwright5377 Oh yes, it was... Anybody attending this freak show was...

    • @darquequeen2323
      @darquequeen2323 Před 3 lety +20

      She was singing to republicans. They lied to themselves that she sounded beautiful. Those morons will believe anything.

  • @tinland771
    @tinland771 Před 3 lety +16

    Oh, leave the singer alone... she was just singing the National Anthem in the seldom heard key of “h”.

    • @johnbritain1790
      @johnbritain1790 Před 3 lety

      Did you know that H is the German symbol for B flat? And that's unfair: she was B sharp as often as she was B flat!

    • @masonschwalm2010
      @masonschwalm2010 Před 3 lety

      I think it was more like the key of “all”, lol

  • @whoaskedforthisbs
    @whoaskedforthisbs Před 3 lety +29

    The frozen horror on my face with that National "Anthem" I never thought necessary, or possible.

    • @jamesjcazzman3007
      @jamesjcazzman3007 Před 3 lety +3

      just when i thought ahh maybe things will get better . what America needs is another hockey gold medal . I told ev1 politics is the gong show . just like his presidency she should have been gonged right from the start

    • @lainet3379
      @lainet3379 Před 3 lety +3

      I thought it was fake. As though it is just too bad to be real. Then I remember more trump debacle and realize it probably real. Gross.

  • @SonessStevens
    @SonessStevens Před 3 lety +11

    😹My cat sitting on my lap cringed then left the room with that anthem rendition.

  • @rottenrobbie8466
    @rottenrobbie8466 Před 3 lety +381

    Nixon: President who became a crook
    Trump: crook who became a President

    • @nostradamus9608
      @nostradamus9608 Před 3 lety +15

      LOCK HIM UP 2021!

    • @yvaniannucci1143
      @yvaniannucci1143 Před 3 lety +6

      Nixon: "I'm not a crook"
      Trump: "I don't take responsibility"

    • @nostradamus9608
      @nostradamus9608 Před 3 lety +8

      @Gaster Grows not yet, comrade... but keep going with ur bs. )

    • @1hawtMetz
      @1hawtMetz Před 3 lety +1

      Nixon as president facing an impending impeachment: I am not a crook!
      ****p as twice impeached former president, finally facing investigations on civil & state charges: I am not a civilian!

    • @michaelcrispin1879
      @michaelcrispin1879 Před 3 lety +8

      @Gaster Grows most anybody with half a brain could name at least a hundred crimes that he has committed

  • @MsHenryoh
    @MsHenryoh Před 3 lety +2

    You are awesome Mr. Jimmy Kimmel !!

  • @AbhishekGNair
    @AbhishekGNair Před 3 lety

    'You could all fall into the sea and neither of us would bat an eye!' 😂😂😂

  • @stephanleo
    @stephanleo Před 3 lety +26

    Do you really expect people who wave the confederate flag, to know the national anthem???

    • @user-eq7vy1sn4u
      @user-eq7vy1sn4u Před 3 lety

      백신은 사기다!!! Why does Trump recommend a poison vaccine? Trump fell for the corona scam. Don't support me anymore. Trump is also a problem. No vaccine! No vaccine! 사기꾼아!!!

  • @nicolepsy
    @nicolepsy Před 3 lety +72

    I can't even stand the sound of his voice let alone look at him. PLEASE stop giving him airtime, Jimmy. You know you are just feeding the monster.

    • @rossorlandi5173
      @rossorlandi5173 Před 3 lety +2

      You have to handed to Jimmy, He just loves to make a MORON out of trump!🤣

    • @Brandon-mq5vi
      @Brandon-mq5vi Před 3 lety +5

      @@rossorlandi5173 He just displays Trumps remarks. Trump makes an idiot out of himself. 😂

    • @krishkrishna959
      @krishkrishna959 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Brandon-mq5vi why the shitty folks in Hollywood are not talking about the allegations against New York Governer, beacause he is a dem?

    • @jordiforsack6894
      @jordiforsack6894 Před 3 lety +1

      @@krishkrishna959 oh Cuomo will be held accountable for whatever he has don and is being called out! But I'll tell you the main difference Trump and Cuomo, is that if Trump didn't repeatedly do all the nonsense he does, he wouldn't be called out so much. Don't expect Cuomo to be treated the same.

    • @krishkrishna959
      @krishkrishna959 Před 3 lety

      @@jordiforsack6894 the media isn't playing this or not caring this cause he is a Democrat . Biden got his defeat after tanden nomination is defeated. The media isn't showing this defeat. It will be a completely different scenario if it's Republicans.

  • @rosaliofetalbo8805
    @rosaliofetalbo8805 Před 3 lety +13

    It’s all about himself again.

  • @mesim6543
    @mesim6543 Před 3 lety +14

    "Our great future first lady" Good God, this guy is nuts!

  • @MrBlaktoe
    @MrBlaktoe Před 3 lety +139

    When nobody that can carry a tune wants to sing at your party.

    • @flapkatt6094
      @flapkatt6094 Před 3 lety +10

      She needed a bucket to carry the tune. Gawdawful. Just-damn, Sam.

    • @thornyback
      @thornyback Před 3 lety +8

      That's me. I'm very enthusiastic but the delivery... ehrm, a couple of rounds of shots are needed first.

    • @rebbeshort
      @rebbeshort Před 3 lety +11

      The fact that almost no musical artists were willing to play for Trump, was one of those heartening glimpses during those years, that a real world might still exist.

    • @Someone-ox3ot
      @Someone-ox3ot Před 3 lety +1

      Eh. I'd let 'em. I'm to awkward to say no.

  • @darrellmay4502
    @darrellmay4502 Před 3 lety +1

    That Woman wasn't singing, she was just Yelling! ,💥

  • @dommartinez8280
    @dommartinez8280 Před 3 lety

    Omg the singer for the national anthem 😂😂😂🤣 best ever 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @tonmaru3308
    @tonmaru3308 Před 3 lety +346

    The clip of the anthem explain exactly why the GOP is so... tone deaf.

    • @donnamugford1245
      @donnamugford1245 Před 3 lety +6

      OMG, you said it!!

    • @W1LdnKai
      @W1LdnKai Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah that was terribly hard to watch..

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 3 lety +1

      @@donnamugford1245 👏

    • @i.t.577
      @i.t.577 Před 3 lety +1

      AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH🤣

    • @klurman
      @klurman Před 3 lety +3

      You just need to put on some sun glasses as you say that! CSI style ;)

  • @nbbim2012
    @nbbim2012 Před 3 lety +35

    I love how the audience groaned when Jimmy said the former guy's name haha !!!!!! More pearls of wisdom from Guillermo as per usual

    • @ukm37
      @ukm37 Před 3 lety

      They probably did that cause they're sick of Kimmel talking about him.

  • @rosem6124
    @rosem6124 Před 3 lety +1

    He saw his shadow , a cheese puff 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgehays4900
    @georgehays4900 Před 3 lety +20

    We really need to find a new scam for Ted Cruz. He sucks at being a Senator.

    • @wagzel
      @wagzel Před 3 lety +5

      He is now Fled Cruz.

  • @krystalricciardi7776
    @krystalricciardi7776 Před 3 lety +39

    My favorite part was when she dragged out that note waiting for the applauds and it never came 💀💀💀

    • @dilet8923
      @dilet8923 Před 3 lety +1

      Omg so true what an embarrassment 😆

  • @tpiety
    @tpiety Před 3 lety +144

    OMG. That woman was SUCH a bad singer.

    • @ClassicLady68
      @ClassicLady68 Před 3 lety +5

      Was that real footage? They thought she could sing? oh my!

    • @bernardfinucane2061
      @bernardfinucane2061 Před 3 lety +4

      It actually made me laugh.

    • @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
      @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz Před 3 lety +2

      GOP has no taste- money, but no taste or clue on things.

    • @user-eq7vy1sn4u
      @user-eq7vy1sn4u Před 3 lety

      백신은 사기다!!! Why does Trump recommend a poison vaccine? Trump fell for the corona scam. Don't support me anymore. Trump is also a problem. No vaccine! No vaccine! 사기꾼아!!!

    • @richmarvis2239
      @richmarvis2239 Před 3 lety

      Hello Tamara

  • @jacquelineleubin5004
    @jacquelineleubin5004 Před 3 lety +4

    "Beat them for a third time"!??! When was the second time?!?!

  • @albertvanular433
    @albertvanular433 Před 3 lety +2

    So glad I live in Canada. We don't need to dream, we already know we live in a great country. Thankfully the meth lab below our apartment seems to have cleared out. With any luck, the new tenant will be friendly with us again.

  • @Rocketpoweredmonke
    @Rocketpoweredmonke Před 3 lety +58

    Crazy how all the good presidents never got told they are the best. Simply because they knew it and didn’t need everyone else to know it.

    • @notmything6629
      @notmything6629 Před 3 lety +5

      I am a big fan of understatements....but trump is the complete opposite

    • @lastjob2011
      @lastjob2011 Před 3 lety +5

      There's a Bible verse about letting others praise you rather than you doing it. When you do it, it's called Bragging. And God doesn't look favorably on that.

    • @me4tgr1ndr
      @me4tgr1ndr Před 3 lety +1

      @@lastjob2011 I don't think anything democrats do look favorably in God's eyes lol

  • @bhuthemanakuma7802
    @bhuthemanakuma7802 Před 3 lety +21

    Ted "Cucaracha" Cruz... you guys nailed it

    • @sunnykhaw5118
      @sunnykhaw5118 Před 3 lety

      What a Shame but Those people don't care and will never care . Only care for themself . That matter to them only

  • @debnelson5522
    @debnelson5522 Před 3 lety

    Jimmy Kimmel is too funny! I love his monologs. He is spot on.

  • @clooneytuunes
    @clooneytuunes Před 3 lety +37

    It really is unbelievable “beat them a third time” - he is so delusional.

    • @ethomas9947
      @ethomas9947 Před 3 lety +1

      get a clue cloonan. or should i say clueless

    • @clooneytuunes
      @clooneytuunes Před 3 lety +1

      @@ethomas9947 good one dude!!

    • @clooneytuunes
      @clooneytuunes Před 3 lety +1

      @JC Denton no he is - it was audited in all cases of allegations and challenged in 60 cases and all of them said the election was free and fair - you’re probably right though, I wouldn’t vote in the next election if I were you

    • @ethomas9947
      @ethomas9947 Před 3 lety

      @@clooneytuunes "dismissed for no standing" without hearing evidence doesn't mean no fraud existed! Wake up people !

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 Před 3 lety

      @@ethomas9947 take my advice- I'm not using it

  • @GeneBurnett
    @GeneBurnett Před 3 lety +2771

    Oh that Anthem was painful to listen to...just godawful.

    • @DesertEagleV
      @DesertEagleV Před 3 lety +88

      Drug does that to people.

    • @jyapp4489
      @jyapp4489 Před 3 lety +153

      I questioned whether or not the audio was manipulated via modulation. It was not. It's actually bad.

    • @GeneBurnett
      @GeneBurnett Před 3 lety +52

      @@jyapp4489 So bad...

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles Před 3 lety +88

      It's so bad i had to turn the video's volume down

    • @lindamarquez3390
      @lindamarquez3390 Před 3 lety +67

      My head hurts

  • @fatmonet
    @fatmonet Před 3 lety +6

    My cat was cuddling next to me but jumped and ran off when hearing that star spangled banner singer.

  • @anonymousanonymously5941
    @anonymousanonymously5941 Před 3 lety +3

    That’s one way to sing the anthem.
    😅

  • @dayladuke1692
    @dayladuke1692 Před 3 lety +1

    LOL. “Nobody’s ever seen, heard, or done that before.” 😂

  • @hanscheong2676
    @hanscheong2676 Před 3 lety +278

    Rudy!!!! Where is our Rudy??? The circus show is not crazy enough!

    • @teenaselman4878
      @teenaselman4878 Před 3 lety +12

      Yes, he has been quite lately. I guess trying to out run those Process Server for a week will do that to you. LOL

    • @acethayersr1586
      @acethayersr1586 Před 3 lety +2

      Kimmy’s obsession with Trump is hilarious 🤣

    • @lyndaweister9984
      @lyndaweister9984 Před 3 lety +1

      🤔😵👍💗🇺🇸🙏

    • @melgallardo2012
      @melgallardo2012 Před 3 lety +7

      They're in bad terms now. Trump refused to pay his legal fees. Lol.

    • @thehuntress6385
      @thehuntress6385 Před 3 lety +6

      He ran out of hair dye

  • @ExpendableRedshirt
    @ExpendableRedshirt Před 3 lety +64

    Ridiculous lie after ridiculous lie and the cult keeps cheering...

  • @jathawk101
    @jathawk101 Před 3 lety +1

    WOW that was actually the note of WHAT THE PHUKET.

  • @stephansteohanlarsen7457

    I felt that the woman singing the national anthem was very good and a little tongue and cheek with the extended note sure why not

  • @Fadez77
    @Fadez77 Před 3 lety +57

    “When is wet, why you be in rain?” 😂

  • @StandMan-ps8hc
    @StandMan-ps8hc Před 3 lety +114

    The lady singing the national anthem her head really wasn't that big when she started singing, But it almost exploded when she tried to hit the high note.💢💣💥

  • @basman9560
    @basman9560 Před 3 lety

    Jimmy Monologues are always legendary

  • @jcesarbtorres6006
    @jcesarbtorres6006 Před 3 lety +58

    You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

  • @NessyPerth
    @NessyPerth Před 3 lety +18

    “It’s called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it”
    George Carlin.
    Oh how we miss you

  • @BizneZBuddY
    @BizneZBuddY Před 3 lety

    Jimmy please toss that mysterious creature in the DUNGEON for LIFE. I saw the Golden statue of Pinocchio in CPAC-Corrupt Politician Association Conference. Watch out for Pinocchio's nose once the former guy starts talking. LOL

  • @madams6198
    @madams6198 Před 3 lety +1

    I certainly GOPeed myself watching this!

  • @Kakos_Lykos
    @Kakos_Lykos Před 3 lety +25

    She sang in like 75 different keys 😭😭

  • @Dalisu87
    @Dalisu87 Před 3 lety +10

    “He’s never gonna love you Eric” 😂