r/Prorevenge Spoiled Rich Girl Steals My Homework, So I Get Her Expelled!

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  • r/Prorevenge In today's story, an entitled rich girl thinks that daddy can just buy her way through college, so she slacks off and hardly does any work. She even steals OP's homework and tries to pass it off as her own. OP is having absolutely none of that, so she lays a very clever trap where the spoiled girl reveals herself as a complete fraud in front of the professor and the entire class! If you like this video and you want to see more, hit the subscribe button for daily Reddit videos!
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  • @oracleofdelphiii
    @oracleofdelphiii Pƙed 4 lety +3709

    Something about rSlash yelling "Freebird!" at a distance from the microphone hits differently
    Edit: NEVERMIND, THE "that guy SUCKS!" TAKES THE CAKE

    • @MegaEricPham
      @MegaEricPham Pƙed 4 lety +14

      Yes

    • @WellPreparedTreeFrog
      @WellPreparedTreeFrog Pƙed 4 lety +22

      Yesterday was a very familiar way to get the people to come to the earth and get the dogs to get the stuff out of the water

    • @thekeeperoftwindragons5976
      @thekeeperoftwindragons5976 Pƙed 4 lety +33

      Rslash really goes the extra mile for his videos.

    • @kennedyosullivan8723
      @kennedyosullivan8723 Pƙed 4 lety +48

      Nothing can top "HI, WELCOME TO US BANK" from a distance in one of his other videos (I think it was an r/maliciouscompliance one)

    • @EnvyTheJealous
      @EnvyTheJealous Pƙed 4 lety +6

      Kennedy O'Sullivan agreed, I love that one

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson Pƙed 4 lety +3105

    First story: "But I didn't plagiarize the companies, I plagiarized a fellow student!"
    Good defense...

    • @Beefingtoniii
      @Beefingtoniii Pƙed 4 lety +116

      R Nickerson from the idiots perspective it’s “I didn’t plagiarized the company! A fellow student did it!”

    • @BersealiaDreamheart
      @BersealiaDreamheart Pƙed 4 lety +60

      Yeah, about as sharp as a marble.

    • @Nihontopride
      @Nihontopride Pƙed 4 lety +38

      @@BersealiaDreamheart A friend of mine has a huge scar on her face because some kid lost to her at marbles. The kid took a broken marble and slashed her across the face with it. I also saw a leprechaun once, true story.

    • @owiie.stardust3329
      @owiie.stardust3329 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      Daniel Avino thanks for that story, now, the news.

    • @drstihl2007
      @drstihl2007 Pƙed 4 lety +28

      You think that's bad? I had to review a lab report of a pretty difficult topic (precipitation hardening for those curious) and found out that they copied some sentence word for word, they didn't fit in their writing style, they didn't fit in the text structure (difficult to explain but imagine pasting a copied sentence right into your premade text without any word editing and you'll hopefully get what i mean) and the explanation was shoddy, vague and not enough (because well they didn't copy the whole segment in which it would have worked) and failed to understand it because they didn't understand the topic completely. Now why did i instantly notice the plagiarizing? Because it were sentences that I myself had written...they copied my work and presented it as their work...to me. They had to redo the experiment a year later and were lucky with that as i didn't report them to my higher up.

  • @nykcarnsew2238
    @nykcarnsew2238 Pƙed 4 lety +1744

    “And who’s seated before me but Jane, Paul’s wife”
    The same Jane who got expelled from fashion school for plagiarism?

  • @deewarwick6245
    @deewarwick6245 Pƙed 4 lety +150

    “What about the guy who yelled free bird?” “ That guy sux” lmao gold đŸ€Ł

    • @j-cherold2792
      @j-cherold2792 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      is funny because in my country ' ( france) a freebird is more a compliment than a insult

  • @k4mohelo_
    @k4mohelo_ Pƙed 4 lety +4790

    I love he goes across the room to scream "free bird" I died.

    • @ninjapickle773
      @ninjapickle773 Pƙed 4 lety +226

      I just imagined him teleporting across a hallway to say it, the teleporting back to his chair.

    • @LilLexiVideos
      @LilLexiVideos Pƙed 4 lety +206

      The funny part for me was when he went across the room and yell "that guy sucks" :P

    • @youcantsitwithus7624
      @youcantsitwithus7624 Pƙed 4 lety +25

      @@LilLexiVideos Fr😂💀

    • @melonsquirrel7389
      @melonsquirrel7389 Pƙed 4 lety +25

      @@LilLexiVideos I died during that part!đŸ€Ł

    • @hopelightninstrikem8167
      @hopelightninstrikem8167 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @MaresBarres
    @MaresBarres Pƙed 4 lety +2754

    Imagine being Rslash's neighbors hearing him yell "Free bird!" to himself at odd hours of the day.

    • @paulwiggins5791
      @paulwiggins5791 Pƙed 4 lety +22

      FREEBIIRDD

    • @paulwiggins5791
      @paulwiggins5791 Pƙed 4 lety +24

      Birds are government drones the charge on power lines

    • @samueljett3505
      @samueljett3505 Pƙed 4 lety +11

      Lol. As I read this he yelled it.

    • @AUG_Glow
      @AUG_Glow Pƙed 4 lety +21

      Neighbors: "You want us to play Freebird?"

    • @MLWJ1993
      @MLWJ1993 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      I'd honestly give him "FREEBIRD", I also heard full on 16 minutes of it is in style so đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž

  • @pixlemonade
    @pixlemonade Pƙed 4 lety +192

    R/slash: “That guy sucks!”
    Me: WHEEZE

  • @shhhh8119
    @shhhh8119 Pƙed 4 lety +716

    “She was pregnant with Paul, her boyfriend of four years.”
    Sis you gotta rephrase that

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 4 lety +2132

    Jane: "Their not mine, it's from Grace!"
    Did she....just expose herself? She is incredibly rich, not mentally though. XD

    • @doggone12ify
      @doggone12ify Pƙed 4 lety +123

      Desperation causes you to immediately find a scapegoat. Even if that Scapegoat is a deeper hole.

    • @dracko158
      @dracko158 Pƙed 4 lety +18

      @@doggone12ify Very well said, dude.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson Pƙed 4 lety +6

      They're*

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson Pƙed 4 lety +9

      @UnknownDarkDragon
      Um, no. Not either one. The apostrophe is required.

    • @samueljett3505
      @samueljett3505 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      XD

  • @ideally07
    @ideally07 Pƙed 4 lety +1903

    I loved how he said
    "FREEBIRD"
    With an echo

  • @anastasmaskimov3504
    @anastasmaskimov3504 Pƙed 4 lety +519

    “I hope he doesn’t leave you when your daughter is born, again”

    • @renakaskie4928
      @renakaskie4928 Pƙed 4 lety +64

      Or say "Oh man, he was just like that with my sister. I just hope he doesn't abandon you after you give birth to marry his side piece like he did with my sister."

    • @slimeblue4873
      @slimeblue4873 Pƙed 4 lety +47

      "oh, so he'll have 2 kids then"

    • @debbipriz
      @debbipriz Pƙed 4 lety +27

      or "Awesome! Congratulations! Now my nephew will have a (half) sister!"

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      That would have been the thing to say had the woman not liked the name Sarah. If she didn't like the name and insist upon naming her daughter that, the whole revenge plot would have fallen through.

  • @simonO712
    @simonO712 Pƙed 4 lety +467

    Paul: *Gets any sort of non-infectious disease*
    Karma: "Your body is built to do this, surely it can't be that bad".

    • @Fumi-Fumi0
      @Fumi-Fumi0 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      Paul: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @donnyshields4450
      @donnyshields4450 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      What do you mean non-infectious disease?

    • @simonO712
      @simonO712 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      @@donnyshields4450 A disease that isn't the result of an infection. For example an autoimmune disease, dementia or cancer.

    • @HighAdmiral
      @HighAdmiral Pƙed 2 lety

      ... except it isn't. A disease is a disease because it is opposed to the normal functioning of the human body. Reproduction is part of the normal functioning of the human body.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @@HighAdmiral small issue, cancer is in fact entirely your own body doing something it shouldn't, and its not infectious but I wouldn't call it a disease either, its where some number of your cells become damaged past the point of working properly but instead of dying which is the best case it functions just enough to reproduce or reproduce uncontrollably and can also spread to other systems and interrupt them. Pregnancy however is similar to none of these because its literally how reproduction works and every pregnancy is different, the issue was the tumor which of course the cheating deadbeat didn't realize or care, I'm surprised the guy even went to the birth if he was literally just going to skip out, who knows but clearly some people just want to be a burden

  • @Tr1tay
    @Tr1tay Pƙed 4 lety +1425

    The lazy kid when she realizes saying out loud she stole designs from companies and blaming it on the one who uses it as it as inspiration doesn’t work: *MEGA SUPRISED PIKACHU FACE*

    • @grapepopglaceon264
      @grapepopglaceon264 Pƙed 4 lety +24

      Mega Pikachu? Nah. Mega *Surprised* Pikachu!

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      "I didn't copy the design from major fashion designers. I copied the design from a fellow student." Yeah, that's... not a good defense.

    • @aidenchilders8632
      @aidenchilders8632 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@dx1450 exactly

  • @bizzybee_animations
    @bizzybee_animations Pƙed 4 lety +1374

    Just imagining rSlash's wife when he's screaming freebird.... lol

    • @C_asik_2
      @C_asik_2 Pƙed 4 lety +30

      @PlasmaEnergised yah😂

    • @MdSahil-kd9gw
      @MdSahil-kd9gw Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@C_asik_2 when

    • @jjcymbolic
      @jjcymbolic Pƙed 4 lety +16

      @@MdSahil-kd9gw For quite a while. I can't think of a time when he hasn't.

    • @ara_va
      @ara_va Pƙed 4 lety +35

      "Wtf honey?"

    • @emiluvb
      @emiluvb Pƙed 4 lety +7

      i am a loaf made from bread I do, thank you very much.

  • @digit5465
    @digit5465 Pƙed 4 lety +58

    RSlash in front of the microphone: *calm and relaxing while doing making tones of entitled idiots*
    RSlash when hes at the back of the room: *THAT GUY SUCKS*

  • @martinaromerov.1342
    @martinaromerov.1342 Pƙed 4 lety +102

    Just imagine if instead of "Sara" OP had proposed "Valentine"

  • @balazsfoldes4700
    @balazsfoldes4700 Pƙed 4 lety +655

    I would have dropped the hint to Paul's new wife that "The mother of his other child didn't have such a problem free pregnancy..."

    • @mindyschocolate
      @mindyschocolate Pƙed 4 lety +43

      Chomas Thesterson yeah, but then the name wouldn’t have happened and he’d never be reminded of his ex every day.

    • @elizabethhicks4181
      @elizabethhicks4181 Pƙed 4 lety +96

      That first kind of revenge would’ve been instant and explosive, but could’ve just given him the opportunity to run away and do it all again, hurting his wife in the process. This kind of burn is deep, and will fester and bother him for a long time. The best part is since he’s kept it all a secret himself, he won’t be able to explain why he doesn’t like the name without outing himself. It makes him even more of a bad guy if he reveals his hand, but he won’t, because he’s a spineless ass. Instead this revenge forces him to shoulder it. This 4D Chess revenge. There is literally not a better option.

    • @thornvolkov7426
      @thornvolkov7426 Pƙed 4 lety +53

      Brad Hicks There’s not a better option for revenge, but the new wife deserves to know what she’s married to. This is cruel to her because she doesn’t know she was the other woman. She unknowingly named her daughter after a woman she is unaware her husband cheated on with her. This man is a terrible spouse and will be a terrible father.

    • @kyledreger4254
      @kyledreger4254 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      WRONG! He did this perfect. She will find out about sara i wont to know what happens when she finds out here daughter shares the name of his ex. More impact then just letting it out. The torture will last.

    • @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242
      @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      @@thornvolkov7426 Itll eventually come out about what he did, and while it may hurt the mom to know she named her daughter after the woman her husband cheated on, she can always get her name changed just like ops nephew did.

  • @HikaruKun20
    @HikaruKun20 Pƙed 4 lety +395

    I had a husky/golden retriever born on Valentines, his name was Valentino but shortened to Tino. On his head, his hair made the shape of a heart and we thought it was absolutely adorable.

    • @penguino8185
      @penguino8185 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      Inagami Kun its a blessing

    • @victorykpurukoo9466
      @victorykpurukoo9466 Pƙed 4 lety +29

      My dogs name is tino too but we named him after the pizza rolls

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle Pƙed 4 lety +6

      that's incredibly precious

    • @Randomguy-xi6td
      @Randomguy-xi6td Pƙed 4 lety +2

      This comment wants me to have a dog even more

    • @HikaruKun20
      @HikaruKun20 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      PotatoTornado I mean like a bit of hair that is leaning a different way and doesn’t go along with the flow with the rest of his head so can make out the outline of a heart on his head. No matter which way you brush it with your hand the heart is still there.

  • @lunahaddixmoon953
    @lunahaddixmoon953 Pƙed 4 lety +44

    “That guy sucks” XD killed me.

  • @astrofan1993
    @astrofan1993 Pƙed 2 lety +15

    I'm so glad the judges in the first story made it a point to talk about the real-world repercussions of Jane's plagiarism. That's something a lot of schools fail to talk about.
    In an academic setting, plagiarism gets you an automatic zero for the assignment, an automatic zero for the course as a whole, and possible suspension or expulsion from the school.
    But in the real world, plagiarism can get you sued, leaving you out thousands or even millions of dollars. On top of that, it leads to a loss of your reputation, your job, and being blacklisted by the industry, meaning no one will ever want to work with you again.
    How do I know this? Because my parents once commissioned a piece of artwork (several game fish in a lake) from an artist in Northern Wisconsin, the artist made prints of it with my parents' permission. Another "artist" saw one of those prints, bought it, added one minor detail (a fisherman on a boat) in the background, and started selling it as his own original piece. My parents discovered this edited print while shopping at a store in the area a year later.
    My parents very nearly sued the guy, but opted not to (although I think they should have, as it was their original idea being stolen). I don't know if the artist my parents commissioned the work from ever sued, but we never saw that edited print sold ever again. So either the guy was sued and was forced by the court to stop selling the clearly plagiarized work, or was threatened with legal action unless he stopped selling it.
    But the original piece hangs proudly on our living room wall, above our piano.

  • @shuzamic96
    @shuzamic96 Pƙed 4 lety +376

    i love when he does that far away yelling 😂😂

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 Pƙed 4 lety

      Shu zamic soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-water

    • @myy1008
      @myy1008 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      ​@@revengeprod.4528 Wait how did you reply 36 minutes ago to a comment that was made 18 minutes ago?

    • @CPUCandidateNepgearUnis_Lover
      @CPUCandidateNepgearUnis_Lover Pƙed 4 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/SGUTqWxhb0c/video.html 10 hour version of freebird is up XD

  • @ssantokkipark7428
    @ssantokkipark7428 Pƙed 4 lety +282

    I’ll shed a light on the korean system. There’s a visible divide between poor and wealthy. Boss and employee, the teacher receiving blackmail money to pass a student is quite common, people in higher positions usually know each other and can ruin your life, if the teacher didn’t accept the money he’d be out of job and he would probably not work in the same industry as they’d believe in the chairman more than the teacher, probably the teacher was fed up but couldn’t do anything but help the student who wouldn’t get as much in trouble as he would. The chairman chewing him out in front of everyone, is actual really common behavior in korean business set up as the higher ups prefer when the underdog takes the sole blame for the bosses mishandling of stuff.

    • @droganovic6879
      @droganovic6879 Pƙed 4 lety +17

      Interesting background info, thanks for that!
      Never knew that was how it generally goes in Korea but it doesn't sound too different from anywhere else, because let's be honest. The bosses always want to stay blameless 😅
      Completely yoinked tho, the whole bribery thing. Actually all of it but what can be done eh?

    • @TipTheScales27
      @TipTheScales27 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Then I’m confused why the president’s wife getting her daughter into a prestigious university was so protested.

    • @MakeItWork256
      @MakeItWork256 Pƙed 3 lety

      what :c

    • @bjh3612
      @bjh3612 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@TipTheScales27 just like in america we all know the higher ups im business and government are corrupt, that doesnt mean you can show it publically. if you asked anyone about rich donors getting their kids into a college almost every american would say it is obvious that is how it works. yet when proof came out people wanted all of those kids expelled.

    • @Asteri0519
      @Asteri0519 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Preach it sister, I've never heard truer words.

  • @ArtemisKitty
    @ArtemisKitty Pƙed 4 lety +4

    I’ve been to quite a few concerts, and love to yell “La Cucaracha!” out when they do the “song requests”. Usually gets a laugh out of the crowd, and one band *actually* played it - which was even more hilarious when understood that this happened in the early 2000’s at a grunge/punk rock show. Moshing to La Cucaracha is equal parts fun and funny.

    • @Enterprise-D666
      @Enterprise-D666 Pƙed 3 lety

      Artemis Kitty (Plays La Cucaracha on a car horn)

  • @saxmusicmail
    @saxmusicmail Pƙed 4 lety +17

    Pregnancy... people would ask my wife, "Do you want a boy or a girl?" She'd reply, "I just want it OUT!"

  • @ngmeylan
    @ngmeylan Pƙed 4 lety +197

    the fact that rslash walks to the back of his room to yell 'freebird' really makes you appreciate his effort

  • @OptimusPhillip
    @OptimusPhillip Pƙed 4 lety +168

    I went through several predictions when Jane showed up.
    First: OP is going to gush about his nephew, and then casually mention what happened with Paul. Big blowup and divorce follow.
    "Jane is heavily pregnant": They're going to chat about the experience, and OP is going to relate Sara's experience and, again, casually mentioning Paul's name. Same outcome as before.
    "Looking for a unique name": He's going to suggest Valentina, which Jane will bring to Paul, and will lead to an argument where the truth comes out. Blowup, divorce, etc.
    "What about Sara?": Same outcome as before, just with a different name.
    I don't know if I like Paul suffering in silence more or less than him losing his side chick, but it was still a satisfying ending.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Suffer in silence, definitely!

    • @sasfreeman9109
      @sasfreeman9109 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      I thought OP was going to suggest the first child's name too.

    • @11epicnoob
      @11epicnoob Pƙed 2 lety +4

      The sara one is way more simple and more painful to Paul. A bad haircut can always be fixed. The memory of your baby being named after your ex is permanent

    • @jpolowin0
      @jpolowin0 Pƙed rokem +1

      I was expecting that history would turn out to have repeated: Paul started having another affair shortly after Jane became pregnant.

  • @krisbreaker9603
    @krisbreaker9603 Pƙed 2 lety +7

    Damn that hysterectomy story hits way to close to home, my dad was so stupid and refused to take my mom to the hospital for an infection in the area and ended up no longer being able to have kids for it. All because he was to lazy to take her to the hospital, just like he did for the cat we had that died because of him.

    • @mo-s-
      @mo-s- Pƙed 27 dny

      I'm sorry for you and your mom

  • @KachowMan95
    @KachowMan95 Pƙed 4 lety +32

    That “Free Bird” took me right back to that scene in the Rust-Eze tent.

  • @chrismincey3246
    @chrismincey3246 Pƙed 4 lety +77

    rSlash shouting from across his recording room is possibly the funniest thing in these videos.

  • @questionablemorality8587
    @questionablemorality8587 Pƙed 4 lety +238

    The school stories are my favorite on reddit. I think we’ve all had that teacher or classmate that we wish to get revenge on.

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Insane Diary soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-water

    • @justsomepandawithinternet
      @justsomepandawithinternet Pƙed 4 lety +7

      @@revengeprod.4528 Dude stop it is so crappy you will never be successful

    • @gummibear1250
      @gummibear1250 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Revenge Prod. N trying to self promote. I know how to look at links, so I am not clicking on it. I will lose brain cells, I can just tell

    • @isacapers9891
      @isacapers9891 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@justsomepandawithinternet Ok, I know it's annoying when someone does that but that was unnecessary

    • @LilLexiVideos
      @LilLexiVideos Pƙed 4 lety

      @@revengeprod.4528 I don't get why its called water though might want to think of different names....

  • @teayabrown3924
    @teayabrown3924 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    I thought OP was going to tell the new wife everything and destroy his marriage but that was a pretty wholesome ending. And, I'm sure the wife will eventually find out or the husband will have to constantly deal with the guilt and agony in silence. Serves him right.

  • @uninterested8343
    @uninterested8343 Pƙed 4 lety +11

    "That guy sucks!"
    FLOORED

  • @ChillingWithOtto
    @ChillingWithOtto Pƙed 4 lety +95

    I though op in the last story was gonna tell Jane everything about her husbsnd

    • @SoleGitter
      @SoleGitter Pƙed 4 lety +8

      Grae Ender I want to know what happens when the new wife finds out about the child support

  • @rossgoosen7269
    @rossgoosen7269 Pƙed 4 lety +406

    Fun fact: no viewer knows if there are puppy bloopers.

    • @darn9717
      @darn9717 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      you don't know why I wanna this app I gotta say I am not gay for you and that is the reason for you bruh

    • @darn9717
      @darn9717 Pƙed 4 lety

      You don't know why I wanna this app I gotta say I am not gay for you and that is the reason for you bruh

    • @LPScarlex
      @LPScarlex Pƙed 4 lety

      Bold words for someone with the name that someone took from a windows error

    • @omegathegamer1545
      @omegathegamer1545 Pƙed 4 lety

      Wow there is 2 reply at the same time

    • @robertasd5787
      @robertasd5787 Pƙed 4 lety

      Wha!?!

  • @captainhuntank7963
    @captainhuntank7963 Pƙed 4 lety +37

    Professor: i really hate that blackmailing chairman
    OP's Friend: the chairman's daughter stole my work
    Professor: WHAT A COINCIDENCE

    • @Fumi-Fumi0
      @Fumi-Fumi0 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Kinda looks like it runs in family, doesn't it? With the family ruining other people lives to get what they want.

    • @perlog
      @perlog Pƙed 3 lety

      God I just love that story

  • @LokiTheMad
    @LokiTheMad Pƙed 4 lety +5

    “Free bird” and “HI THERE, WELCOME TO U.S BANK!” Are the best. Best

  • @Lovuschka
    @Lovuschka Pƙed 4 lety +475

    No dislikes yet, so Jane didn't find the video yet.

  • @cordncourtney9650
    @cordncourtney9650 Pƙed 4 lety +202

    Legends Says
    "F R E E B I R D"

  • @Still_not_saying
    @Still_not_saying Pƙed 4 lety +4

    “That guy sucks!” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł I can only imagine what his wife thinks when she hears him yelling like that.

  • @kegin4ever687
    @kegin4ever687 Pƙed 4 lety +10

    I love how you just hear him from the other end of the room just yell Yes and No. I’m so glad I was listening to this episode without headphones and just doing something else as that just made if funnier

  • @tychul
    @tychul Pƙed 4 lety +72

    Omfg I’m just picturing rslash in the corner of the room yelling “free bird!”

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      In this mental picture of yours, is he holding a lighter in the air?
      He is in mine.

    • @katietaylor1438
      @katietaylor1438 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Me too lol

    • @katietaylor1438
      @katietaylor1438 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@stickiedmin6508 I honestly did not think this could get better but you made it better bless you

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@katietaylor1438
      â™„ïžđŸ‘

  • @Meistroh7
    @Meistroh7 Pƙed 4 lety +58

    6:58 the audience portrayal was brilliant

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Pƙed 4 lety +2

    16:04 My younger brother was born on July 31st, so every time it's his birthday day I say "happy birthday, chosen one, you're a wizard"

  • @andrewtrujillo7054
    @andrewtrujillo7054 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    I love how you go the extra mile. Sound effects, going across the room, echo effects for being on a mic. Puts you far above the other reddit readers. â˜ș

  • @yilincai5873
    @yilincai5873 Pƙed 4 lety +16

    from across the room
    "WOOO YEA FREE BIRD!!"
    i lost it xD

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun Pƙed 4 lety +103

    She's rich financially but she's not rich mentally

    • @hiimred1851
      @hiimred1851 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I can smell the roast from Spain...

    • @Gothamgirl2706
      @Gothamgirl2706 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      You think if she was majoring in fashion she'd keep up with it

    • @LPScarlex
      @LPScarlex Pƙed 4 lety +4

      I guess you can say that fashion
      *puts on sunglasses
      *isn't her fashion*

    • @contentlobby3824
      @contentlobby3824 Pƙed 4 lety

      Or morally

    • @WellPreparedTreeFrog
      @WellPreparedTreeFrog Pƙed 4 lety

      Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun Yes is the time of year for the year to get this year done and get it done and get the new update on the next update and then again soon I wanna get the way you to collect money and then go learn to get a new year to make it better and then it’s a good game to play and it is a good game to play with your enemies

  • @justsomerandomfangirl6084
    @justsomerandomfangirl6084 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    Is that Luna from F(X) 😂 in the thumbnail

  • @Seth-si5gh
    @Seth-si5gh Pƙed 4 lety +8

    i love how he actually yells across the room reading the 2nd story

  • @jjcoolableful
    @jjcoolableful Pƙed 4 lety +242

    when you said sara was pregnant with her boyfriend, i understood that she was to to give birth to him :D

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 Pƙed 4 lety

      Strange soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-water

    • @mongmanmarkyt2897
      @mongmanmarkyt2897 Pƙed 4 lety +10

      @@revengeprod.4528 Man I don't remember asking strange huh

    • @Lycanthromancer1
      @Lycanthromancer1 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      Me, too. I was hoping this wasn't a case of having a Greek god family tree.
      Though I suppose they could've named the boy Rex, after...y'know.

    • @Lovuschka
      @Lovuschka Pƙed 4 lety

      @@mongmanmarkyt2897 I guess it's the guy who produces the song or publishes it or something.

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 Pƙed 4 lety

      My thoughts, too! XD

  • @theprinnyranger
    @theprinnyranger Pƙed 4 lety +72

    I thought OP would suggest the name Valentina or something for Jane's daughter.

    • @riannascott8716
      @riannascott8716 Pƙed 4 lety +10

      Yeah same, which would’ve definitely got his attention as well, but either way that guy deserves to be reminded in some way

    • @trappersshadow9751
      @trappersshadow9751 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      @Kim Yo Jong's Sandwich you have common sense

  • @MusicSnob7
    @MusicSnob7 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    7:03 has me actually dying from laughter. The sheer faux-joy he manages to put into his voice for that moment is amazing and I CANNOT stop laughing!!!

  • @fluffy_memers
    @fluffy_memers Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Band: You want us to play our stuff again?
    Audience: Yeah!
    Band: What about the guy who yelled Freebird?
    Audience: That guy sucks!
    That guy *proceeds to shrink into his seat* 😂😂😂

  • @whyamihere6288
    @whyamihere6288 Pƙed 4 lety +31

    *Rich girl steals my homework!*
    So i made her pay for my homework in court :)

  • @sqxftyyt7705
    @sqxftyyt7705 Pƙed 4 lety +194

    Nobody:
    Rslash:
    People in the comments: I WAS FIRST STOP LYING 😡
    Everyone: ; - ;

    • @zekromtrainer1222
      @zekromtrainer1222 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      no actually
      everyone: NO ONE CARES

    • @ms.therapie163
      @ms.therapie163 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Everyone: czcams.com/video/BLUkgRAy_Vo/video.html

    • @l0ad_0f_barnacles29
      @l0ad_0f_barnacles29 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      technically, rslash is always first.

    • @lachydragneel
      @lachydragneel Pƙed 4 lety

      I wrote frist as a joke because there wasn't any view and it was posted for 6 seconds

    • @buttfart7123
      @buttfart7123 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@zekromtrainer1222 shut up

  • @morsalo123
    @morsalo123 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    Yeah, the first story is a clear case of ”an enemy of my enemy is my friend”

  • @jmakk2967
    @jmakk2967 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    8:57 it took me a moment to realize that Paul wasn’t the baby 😂

  • @kennoot7032
    @kennoot7032 Pƙed 4 lety +53

    Ok, did anybody else think that baby was gunna get named Valentina or something?

    • @AkshanshShrivastava
      @AkshanshShrivastava Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Her mother won't let it to be that

    • @michaelkornhoff6865
      @michaelkornhoff6865 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      That really sucks for the mom. Imagine if you agreed on a name and while your getting surgery your so forges your signature and names you baby somthing else.

  • @lunar-bear8363
    @lunar-bear8363 Pƙed 4 lety +16

    The first one sounds like it came straight out of a Korean soap opera.

    • @OMGItsSosh
      @OMGItsSosh Pƙed 4 lety +3

      You know what’s absolutely hilarious? The girl in this video thumbnail is a K-pop star. đŸ€Ł

    • @lunar-bear8363
      @lunar-bear8363 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Mythic Sosh YES it’s perfect.

  • @kevinmalone29
    @kevinmalone29 Pƙed 4 lety +11

    i thought the hairdresser was going to recommended the name Valentina

  • @Sawol_ss
    @Sawol_ss Pƙed 4 lety +2

    I was not expecting to see Luna on your thumbnail 😂😂😂

  • @enderteimant740
    @enderteimant740 Pƙed 4 lety +219

    Am I the only one who watches the galaxy in the background and doesn't get anything from what rSlash is saying

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Pƙed 4 lety +9

    5:03 I love how the revenge it two fold
    First get rid of a lazy student with "daddy's money"
    2 get rid of her chairman dad who was potentially imbeciling the school for personal pleasure and blackmail.

  • @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond
    @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond Pƙed 4 lety +4

    I really thought in the last story he was gonna tell her to name her baby Valentino

  • @bakedmomo5693
    @bakedmomo5693 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    for the first time in months that i recognize the thumbnail you used. the girl is from a kpop girl group called f(x); yes, a math related symbol. the girl's stage name is Luna.

  • @alexslonmusic
    @alexslonmusic Pƙed 4 lety +85

    I don’t get the free bird story, how is someone yelling this at concerts annoying ? I’m from France, and we definitely don’t have something similar here, may someone explain that ? 😉

    • @jjohnston94
      @jjohnston94 Pƙed 4 lety +86

      "Freebird" was a hit song for Lynyrd Skynyrd, a US Southern rock band. It became customary for the front man to ask the audience what they wanted to hear, and for the audience to yell "Freebird!", and this exchange made it onto the live version, which radio stations would play. It was known for going on and on in concert (hence the reference to the 16 minute version in the story).

    • @alexslonmusic
      @alexslonmusic Pƙed 4 lety +22

      jjohnston94 thank you so much for explaining the backstory to this!

    • @madameproblemes6548
      @madameproblemes6548 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Pareil j'avais rien pigé xD Je cherchais ce com

    • @kerricaine
      @kerricaine Pƙed 4 lety +16

      it doesn't help that freebird is a very long song. i've seen some shows where they'll have 5 minute guitar solos and just stretch the song out

    • @themagicalonionfairy7455
      @themagicalonionfairy7455 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      well free bird would be agitating to hear after a whilelike after you hear something too much you wouldnt like it very well and the band thing but even if it wasnt then this would be a valid reason

  • @Nameless_mixes
    @Nameless_mixes Pƙed 4 lety +4

    So both Grace AND the professor got revenge? It’s a two for one special! 🙌

  • @themorbiddoll
    @themorbiddoll Pƙed 3 lety +2

    My brother, not named after anything related to Valentine's day, was born on Feb 14, and he absolutely haaaaaates it. So I absolutely congratulate the mom for thinking of her child first, and not the odd birthday, and the rest of the family that thought it was so great need to pull their heads out of their asses.

  • @althealee9375
    @althealee9375 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    “That guy sucks!” yelled from across the room made me laugh at my desk at work, thank you for that r/slash ❀

  • @VLTNO
    @VLTNO Pƙed 4 lety +16

    9:54 My name is Valentino

  • @hiroshi7025
    @hiroshi7025 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    You’re not first. Go away.

  • @1Fatherlesschild
    @1Fatherlesschild Pƙed 3 lety +3

    10:03 in this story I can’t imagine puking nearly every day i have near infinite respect for anyone who gives birth

  • @Kali-nq5op
    @Kali-nq5op Pƙed 4 lety +1

    "That guy sucks!" I was DYING đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ’€đŸ˜…

  • @buddyburrows
    @buddyburrows Pƙed 4 lety +18

    Last story: see I thought the bad haircut first but then when she brought up jane being pregnant I thought she would bring up "some jerk who skipped out on her friend" and slowly bring it to pointing to her husband.

    • @Lordicedrago
      @Lordicedrago Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I really wish they woulda done that

  • @pearldragon6508
    @pearldragon6508 Pƙed 4 lety +20

    Concerts after that: *FREEBIRD!*
    Crowd: *Dog-pile punch-fest the person*

  • @teababe27
    @teababe27 Pƙed 4 lety

    Still doesn't get old when he goes across the room to yell a line. "THAT GUY SUCKS." LMAO.
    The "HI THERE, WELCOME TO US BANK!!" is still probably my favorite of those, though.

  • @jaimzag
    @jaimzag Pƙed 4 lety +2

    At the end of year gig at my college somebody yelled "Freebird" at one of the groups... turns out they'd learnt to play it out of pure spite and immediately started playing it

  • @callmej3821
    @callmej3821 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    Me : *watching everyone in the comments argue over who's first *

  • @loganarkels2023
    @loganarkels2023 Pƙed 4 lety +13

    Perfect way to start my birthday thank you R slash for the best present ever

  • @wellhi2430
    @wellhi2430 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I'm so proud that the last OP didn't mess Jane's hair up, she would've been a victim for no reason.
    And I predicted Valentina but she did soooooo much better.

  • @Xoxoscrewyou
    @Xoxoscrewyou Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I have to say I’ve never quite enjoyed these story as much as I did the last one. It took one of the best and long lasting turns ever 😭

  • @nakayumota2359
    @nakayumota2359 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    Oh my god I watch rslash but I never thought I would see a kpop idol on the thumbnail

  • @AbyssalElegy
    @AbyssalElegy Pƙed 4 lety +5

    never mess with someone who is in the art depARTment
    especially if it’s someone who takes their art very seriously
    you will *Suffer the ultimate wrath of amazing boss music And beautiful art*

  • @chlorosokita596
    @chlorosokita596 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    That story about Freebird reminds me of Portal's devs being absolutely disgusted, annoyed and mentally damaged by all the people telling them that "The cake is a lie".

  • @danielamancia4709
    @danielamancia4709 Pƙed 4 lety

    More R/Prorevenge please! This is all I do while I work from home in quarantine is listen to these! I only listen to yours bc of your voice. Tried listening to others but I couldn’t they don’t read it like you do lol

  • @robopope7584
    @robopope7584 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    The much mentioned “Free bird” is at 5:47

  • @Lordicedrago
    @Lordicedrago Pƙed 4 lety +10

    Who else wishes he told the wife that they were the homewrecker

    • @shireads2954
      @shireads2954 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      That would be enacted revenge in the wrong person. She doesn't deserve to have her life ruined.

    • @vloggerbonakid6178
      @vloggerbonakid6178 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@shireads2954 Jane doesn't even know about her man's other life,she's in the dark on it all,so it does make sense not to lay the revenge on him *using* her aggressively.

  • @listlesskun8720
    @listlesskun8720 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I thought he was gonna give that lady a very terrible haircut too 😂

  • @hitsuokinawamura
    @hitsuokinawamura Pƙed 3 lety +1

    "Names kid Valentino"
    Everyone: This is Fine!
    Hazbin Fans: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!

  • @mr.halo_kid8918
    @mr.halo_kid8918 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    *dies in “HELP ME I CANT OPEN MY EYES IN **6:00** IN THE MORNING”*

  • @macaroni.5032
    @macaroni.5032 Pƙed 4 lety +17

    me: *wakes up* * sees rslash released a video*
    me too: *watched the moment i can*

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 Pƙed 4 lety

      Misheel Olsen soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-water

  • @BadAnnie
    @BadAnnie Pƙed rokem +1

    As someone who used to work in the rock music industry, I still think it is hilarious every time someone yells Freebird! Any time my friend's bands played, **I** was the one yelling "Freebird!" in the audience. Hell, I laughed as soon as I heard it on this video. lol There could be an actual story behind it, but from what I understood, the humor comes from the fact that people would yell for the original band (Lynard Skynyrd) to play this song that was very popular on the radio only to get a 15-20 minute long live jam version that got real old, real fast. O.o

  • @starrysapphirewolf
    @starrysapphirewolf Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I yelled when I heard the Freebird thing. Ronnie VanZant (late lead singer of Lynyrd Skynyrd) was my dad's ex father in law. My two sisters are his grandchildren. And I'm here, watching rSlash. Funny how life works out.

  • @Google__account
    @Google__account Pƙed 3 lety +3

    9:29 I am born on July 4th and I love the free birthday fireworks. :)

  • @ChosenOne41
    @ChosenOne41 Pƙed 4 lety +18

    I yelled "Freebird!" at a concert once.
    This was at a Skynyrd concert though.

    • @mystical-mage
      @mystical-mage Pƙed 4 lety +1

      *You are pure evil* đŸ˜ˆđŸ˜±

    • @malachitemalice
      @malachitemalice Pƙed 4 lety

      F R E E B I R D

    • @SillyRamen
      @SillyRamen Pƙed 3 lety

      Honestly, it’s driving me crazy. What the heck is freebird and why is it yelled at concerts?

    • @ChosenOne41
      @ChosenOne41 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@SillyRamen Free Bird is a song written by the rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd in 1973. It's about 11 minutes long and the second half of the song is just one big guitar solo. While at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert it would make sense to yell out "Free Bird" because you are telling them that you want them to perform that song. It somehow became a sort of meme to yell out "Free Bird" at other band's concerts.

    • @AestheticWaif
      @AestheticWaif Pƙed 3 lety

      Ngl you nearly had me! 😅

  • @chrispham6599
    @chrispham6599 Pƙed 4 lety

    Lol that first story: Throwing OP under the bus thinking that she's going to get away with it by admitting she hadn't even done the work!

  • @erichanastacio9695
    @erichanastacio9695 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Instead of FREE BIRD...
    How about FRIEZA!!!!
    LOL 😂😂😂

  • @pimnuesink6386
    @pimnuesink6386 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    Me listening to rslash with head phone while phone in my pocket
    Me: enjoying, vibin.
    Ad: imma ruin your day :)

    • @ChazDragoon
      @ChazDragoon Pƙed 4 lety

      This comment is underrated...the struggle is real.

    • @goblin6037
      @goblin6037 Pƙed 4 lety

      Do you know that Add means Adding somthing
      I think you meant Ad
      @pim nuesink

    • @pimnuesink6386
      @pimnuesink6386 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@goblin6037 fixed

    • @pimnuesink6386
      @pimnuesink6386 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@ChazDragoon ikr

    • @ahlpym
      @ahlpym Pƙed 4 lety

      Isn’t that what the Podcast version is for?

  • @chickenchaser9348
    @chickenchaser9348 Pƙed 4 lety +10

    Waiting for the kpop fans saying “came here cuz of the thumbnail”
    Ps: If this came off as rude, i am not bashing kpop fans!!! 😂 im one myself

    • @blinkpink2355
      @blinkpink2355 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Do u know who is in the thumbnail, its bugging me that i dont know 😭

  • @christopheredelweiss7724
    @christopheredelweiss7724 Pƙed 4 lety

    Simple efforts like rSLASH going across the room just to yell "FREE BIRD" is why i love this channel XD

  • @face7945
    @face7945 Pƙed 3 lety

    I was listening to this while drawing with a poker face and when rSlah yells "NOO!" from across the room I burst out laughing. Im still wheezing at that.