I Walked Around With a Fishing Pole in Public (and Filmed it)

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  • @ratherbeonthemoon
    @ratherbeonthemoon Před 6 měsíci +387

    Calling older ladies "little mama" has to be the best thing I've heard in a while

  • @franklyanogre00000
    @franklyanogre00000 Před 6 měsíci +914

    That old man trying to make sense of it all is hysterical.😂

    • @ALLSTARDECOURO2
      @ALLSTARDECOURO2 Před 6 měsíci +60

      dude was bamboozled 🤣🤣

    • @tylerdurden3618
      @tylerdurden3618 Před 6 měsíci +27

      Yeah that was insane lmaoo

    • @Young516_
      @Young516_ Před 6 měsíci

      @@tylerdurden3618almost eerie

    • @luketh87
      @luketh87 Před 6 měsíci +51

      He thought he was sharp. Ended up revealing how dull he really is😂

    • @saminaneen
      @saminaneen Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@ALLSTARDECOURO2 , the old man, was a former NAZI, interrogator, in Germany, during the war.

  • @jcody_parker
    @jcody_parker Před 6 měsíci +63

    "I don't need a hook, that's how eager the fish are they just bite the whole bobber"
    "I got a couple bites right on this hallway" 😂

  • @gd3551
    @gd3551 Před 6 měsíci +164

    I hope Gary in East Carolina appreciates all the trouble this guy we went through to get him a fishing license.

    • @josephfredrickson943
      @josephfredrickson943 Před 6 měsíci +5

      "East" Carolina 🤣

    • @brkbtjunkie
      @brkbtjunkie Před 6 měsíci +2

      Damn Ott Gary… 2nd best fisherman in the U-nited States, possibly the world.

    • @tomarmadiyer2698
      @tomarmadiyer2698 Před 2 měsíci +1

      The tri county area has been well represented.

  • @Requinix17
    @Requinix17 Před 6 měsíci +262

    "I'm not actually fishing in here" had me rolling 😂

    • @mikeymike4520
      @mikeymike4520 Před 6 měsíci +12

      At one point I think he said "I haven't cast once"

    • @dustins382
      @dustins382 Před 6 měsíci +19

      Did you catch when he was talking with the cops that were watching his show, the sarge asked if he caught anything, Asif said "yeah everybody in this hallway and I didn't even cast" 😂😂😂

    • @surgeyibrahimovic5013
      @surgeyibrahimovic5013 Před 6 měsíci +12

      He actually is fishing for reactions from the people he’s messing with. This is next level 1st amendment auditing

    • @Lilmissdangerous
      @Lilmissdangerous Před 6 měsíci +2

      Me too 😅

    • @OffBlackKash
      @OffBlackKash Před 6 měsíci +8

      lol he’s fishing for dirty cops

  • @mntmantimes
    @mntmantimes Před 6 měsíci +1028

    You know you're finally making a difference in the world when people call the cops and the cops have just been watching your videos and are chill.

    • @youtubenchill2423
      @youtubenchill2423 Před 6 měsíci +40

      If only they could join in on the medi sesh. Beck yeah that would be chill

    • @drunktrump5209
      @drunktrump5209 Před 6 měsíci +13

      you're not allowed to say "chill" around here without the hand-air wiggle thing

    • @bobsmith4054
      @bobsmith4054 Před 6 měsíci +11

      That was the best. He was a good cop. He did his 'homework' that why he was watching YT .

    • @Jimulacrum
      @Jimulacrum Před 6 měsíci +10

      Beck yeah.

    • @sonadorazul3074
      @sonadorazul3074 Před 6 měsíci +9

      Yea those fops were super chill or whatever

  • @DavidTheBaker
    @DavidTheBaker Před 6 měsíci +341

    Let the man ship his products to east Carolina for his fishing show.

    • @whiskers78753
      @whiskers78753 Před 6 měsíci +8

      10:45 Yup, and most people don't know that there's no state of East Carolina. It's looks like the postal worker knew and tried to correct him. If you watch their interaction, the postal worker tried to correct him at least three times.

    • @Flank.Sinatra.
      @Flank.Sinatra. Před 6 měsíci +1

      to Garry

    • @shikarixox1195
      @shikarixox1195 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@whiskers78753 Shut up, lol.

    • @xrydersx
      @xrydersx Před 6 měsíci +1

      😂😂🤣

    • @wesconway
      @wesconway Před 6 měsíci +1

      God dangggggit

  • @jaykirizz219
    @jaykirizz219 Před 6 měsíci +144

    The officer is a legend 🙌 he is single handedly easing the tensions and bridging the gap between police officers and citizens with his chillness

    • @andrewp7509
      @andrewp7509 Před 6 měsíci +7

      He chilled with ocifur

    • @jacobslapinski3710
      @jacobslapinski3710 Před 6 měsíci

      No, screw him. He said it shouldn't be the law. He wants to be a tyant with the right guy in charge. Officers down to the local level are supposed to nullify violations of our rights. And he's supporting the paranoid government tyranny excuse attitude, saying he could be planning an attack.

    • @easttennstudent
      @easttennstudent Před 6 měsíci +4

      Beck yeah

    • @olsim1730
      @olsim1730 Před 18 dny

      ​@@andrewp7509*asifer

    • @olsim1730
      @olsim1730 Před 18 dny

      ​@@andrewp7509or whatever

  • @AustenPalmer
    @AustenPalmer Před 6 měsíci +436

    Even without a hook, he somehow baits the fishes. Beautiful. Much love from East Carolina

    • @liamflatley2367
      @liamflatley2367 Před 6 měsíci +17

      You already know if he had the hook on it people would be trying to say he swung the pole at them or something. He's always two steps ahead

    • @surgeyibrahimovic5013
      @surgeyibrahimovic5013 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Ain’t no such thing as an east carolina

    • @robertmorgan1008
      @robertmorgan1008 Před 6 měsíci +11

      @@surgeyibrahimovic5013 Yes there is. Put some respect on our name.

    • @cheerdiver
      @cheerdiver Před 6 měsíci

      Go Pirates @@surgeyibrahimovic5013
      Look it up.

    • @Hyundairobitdog
      @Hyundairobitdog Před 6 měsíci +5

      I am proud to be from West Carolina

  • @BhopOwnz
    @BhopOwnz Před 6 měsíci +452

    Honestly, the best fishing show on the internet is Strictly Fishing with Fish-Anon!

  • @notinregs
    @notinregs Před 6 měsíci +212

    This stuff is so funny how a lot of people do not know the law.

    • @lawtonkb
      @lawtonkb Před 6 měsíci +1

      I see you notinregz 👀👀

    • @ThisIsNotMyYouTubeHandle
      @ThisIsNotMyYouTubeHandle Před 6 měsíci +13

      The law: if I don't like it, it's illegal

    • @billytringuyen1
      @billytringuyen1 Před 6 měsíci +1

      that lady was like why is that allow lol

    • @sinsinnomore5555
      @sinsinnomore5555 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@billytringuyen1 decent people don't make a decent population feel intimidated...that's why We the People are armed

    • @gaminpreacher2909
      @gaminpreacher2909 Před měsícem

      @sinsinnomore5555 something about threatening someone for exercising their rights doesn't seem right maybe it's just me.

  • @awakenbeast2124
    @awakenbeast2124 Před 6 měsíci +36

    This is amazing auditing! Instead of arguing with people about the law he’s goofy and super polite and they are angry. Your teaching more than law hopefully these people can change that attitude.

  • @AnUnapologeticApologist
    @AnUnapologeticApologist Před 6 měsíci +118

    Asif is getting way too famous. He's recognized almost immediately, but he never breaks character. Dude is going places. Most likely the post office

  • @ALLSTARDECOURO2
    @ALLSTARDECOURO2 Před 6 měsíci +197

    it's amazing the contrast of being weird and doing something so unusual but at the same time you are very polite and functional

    • @beckyshell4649
      @beckyshell4649 Před 6 měsíci +20

      Yeah I like that he doesn’t get pulled into conflict and useless lawsuits.

    • @Lilmissdangerous
      @Lilmissdangerous Před 6 měsíci +6

      He's so good at it😁

    • @b_reel
      @b_reel Před 6 měsíci +2

      He’s representing autism. Many people see someone who’s a bit different and prey on them. I’ve had it happen to me when I approach politely, it’s very disturbing and way too common nowadays.

    • @howardb.6205
      @howardb.6205 Před 6 měsíci +5

      bingo!

  • @AmidaPhat-km4jo
    @AmidaPhat-km4jo Před 5 měsíci +47

    Too Apree. I love that he's never a dick to anyone, no matter how rude they might be. He’s always Super Kind.

    • @Roshan_420
      @Roshan_420 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Super chill

    • @drankFoD
      @drankFoD Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@Roshan_420or whatever

    • @cd6305
      @cd6305 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@drankFoDbeck yeah

  • @westsidedelight9896
    @westsidedelight9896 Před 6 měsíci +36

    Dang old guy at the post asiff had more than 21 questions.😂
    "What did you eat for breakfast?" 😂

    • @Buckin69
      @Buckin69 Před 4 měsíci +5

      At the end hes like "hurry up, dont waste our time were busy"

  • @scooterg166
    @scooterg166 Před 6 měsíci +1068

    How does Apree stay in character and not bust out laughing??

  • @MasterKenfucius
    @MasterKenfucius Před 6 měsíci +98

    That conversation with the post office guy had me falling off the chair laughing... "How did you get here?" "I walked here." That guy thought he was sooooooo smart... hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    • @S4UBSTR4LIEN_M4RRSUPI4L
      @S4UBSTR4LIEN_M4RRSUPI4L Před 6 měsíci +7

      Khanversation*

    • @WontSeeReplies
      @WontSeeReplies Před 6 měsíci +1

      He wasn’t stupid.

    • @j.johnson7891
      @j.johnson7891 Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@WontSeeReplieslike hell. The clown asked for his ID like he had any position of authority.

    • @Maru7en
      @Maru7en Před 6 měsíci +2

      13:46 "what did you have for breakfast today?" was one of his questions, lmaoo

    • @canadafirst8985
      @canadafirst8985 Před 6 měsíci

      The Polski Posti was not understanding

  • @Hobnobrob10
    @Hobnobrob10 Před 6 měsíci +17

    'I might go downstream' absolutely got me

  • @itoohavedreams
    @itoohavedreams Před 6 měsíci +19

    "Why you taking the film?"
    "Oh there's no film it's just digital..."
    LOL

  • @user-gk4jd1jv4k
    @user-gk4jd1jv4k Před 6 měsíci +254

    What these videos depict BRILLIANTLY is that these people in positions of authority are petulant children & that's what makes them so scary!

    • @jerrebrasfield4231
      @jerrebrasfield4231 Před 6 měsíci +25

      I am blown away by the conversation he picked up when they talked behind door's

    • @user-gk4jd1jv4k
      @user-gk4jd1jv4k Před 6 měsíci

      @@jerrebrasfield4231INDEED!

    • @watchtheirhands3346
      @watchtheirhands3346 Před 6 měsíci +19

      many civil servants get cranky when awakened at their job

    • @wilfredhopsin4840
      @wilfredhopsin4840 Před 6 měsíci +15

      "He could be setting up an attack!"

    • @joseph7105
      @joseph7105 Před 6 měsíci +20

      I learned that harsh lesson in 2020. The world is ran by delusional children

  • @DaCheapChimp
    @DaCheapChimp Před 6 měsíci +68

    Being a public servant is like living in an action movie. Everyone is out to get you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 Před 6 měsíci

      They hate us for our elderly clerks and poor public service.

    • @walkingdeadman4208
      @walkingdeadman4208 Před 6 měsíci

      He wanted to know coordinates to that fishin spot. Apree didn't budge though

    • @alukea123
      @alukea123 Před 6 měsíci

      You're the npc in the action movie thinking humans in costumes are public servants

  • @lacorriveau5562
    @lacorriveau5562 Před 6 měsíci +66

    What distinguishes Apree’s audit videos aside from the comedic effect is the way it highlights the way public employees aren’t sensitized to deal with citizens that have mild mental disabilities. Doing the lord’s work Apree ! 💖

    • @whatilearnttoday5295
      @whatilearnttoday5295 Před 6 měsíci +14

      Can you imagine having to deal with these people if you didn't 100% understand precisely what was going on? They'd walk all over you!

  • @krosfyah4932
    @krosfyah4932 Před 6 měsíci +44

    Dude, I checked you out during covid and thought you were hilarious with the smoking weed / eating during zoom interviews etc. You had less than 10k subscribers which I commented on saying it was insane and you were going to blow tf up, and you suddenly popped up in my rec and now you’re over 200k+!! Congrats man, what you are doing is philosophically brilliant, important and hilarious, you’re showing just how insane, paranoid and stupid America has become while simultaneously showing off the chill cops / people who get it.
    This is way more than pranks, you’ve tapped into something super interesting.

  • @Womblewobble1321
    @Womblewobble1321 Před 6 měsíci +25

    This gotta be the funniest character

    • @scarecrow559fresno
      @scarecrow559fresno Před 6 měsíci

      there are funnier ones, but this one seems to give the most consistent reactions

    • @jasongillis1336
      @jasongillis1336 Před 6 měsíci +2

      This one's great, along with big Dom the Dominator!💪🏻

  • @reneevaz7848
    @reneevaz7848 Před 6 měsíci +61

    This is freaking hilarious. This old man doesn’t know what to think.😂😂

    • @cynthiasales9864
      @cynthiasales9864 Před 6 měsíci +4

      He was way chill he did a good job to help even when dealing with someone who may have been mentally impaired

  • @thinkingsoutherner731
    @thinkingsoutherner731 Před 6 měsíci +19

    Ok. Best character yet. As a southerner who has lived in “east Carolina” for the majority of my life I approve. “No hook, I don’t need it they just bite the bobber.” Well done Too Apree. Well done, sir.

    • @thinkingsoutherner731
      @thinkingsoutherner731 Před 6 měsíci +3

      I am also curious where this awesome trout spot is. Ima get your trout.

    • @GWNorth-db8vn
      @GWNorth-db8vn Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@thinkingsoutherner731 - The guy's a real fisherman, too. I'd be happy to tell anyone where my best trout spots are, but don't expect to catch anything if you go to any of them.

  • @MaileyMcAslan
    @MaileyMcAslan Před 6 měsíci +11

    5:32 “Tight lines.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Greatwealthgentleman
    @Greatwealthgentleman Před 6 měsíci +130

    Crazy seeing all these people trying to violate our Khanstitutional rights 😤

    • @KeepJesus
      @KeepJesus Před 6 měsíci +4

      Lmbo legit comment

    • @ByDemonsBeDriven78
      @ByDemonsBeDriven78 Před 6 měsíci

      Violate Civil Liberties & Civil Rights!! Discrimination is a killer in the court room, they are too dumb to realize!

  • @triberium_
    @triberium_ Před 6 měsíci +49

    Lmao that lady and man having a meltdown behind closed doors is absolutely hilarious

    • @Manche-De-Pelle
      @Manche-De-Pelle Před 6 měsíci +6

      Sorry but when people think the 1st amendment it's a joke, you'll lived into a pseudo freedom.
      That cussing employee should be fired right away

  • @oldsocrates
    @oldsocrates Před 6 měsíci +87

    Man, your skill at coming up with brilliant answers on the fly is next level. That conversation with the old guy at the post office was hilarious! _"Why are you filming?" "It's not film...it's digital."_ LOL!!!
    You're literally the ONLY auditor who can come up with gems like that. 😂

    • @ducksinarowpatience3670
      @ducksinarowpatience3670 Před 6 měsíci +6

      He's EXTREMELY intelligent. I have noticed that too. As a lady, he's not hard to look at either. Alas if I was 30 years younger.

    • @zafoquat
      @zafoquat Před 5 měsíci +4

      All love to asif and holy fuck can he improv on the spot like a champion 100% agreement but the filming digital line is quite common in the auditing community. Goodguyaudits and a few others have been using it for years.

    • @iPompeoooooo
      @iPompeoooooo Před 5 měsíci +4

      His other video a lady said theres nothing to fish here and he said "its low tide" on the spot fucking harious

    • @ducksinarowpatience3670
      @ducksinarowpatience3670 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@iPompeoooooo I heard that! 🤣

  • @OcAirsoft
    @OcAirsoft Před 6 měsíci +18

    I’m waiting for the actual fishing content 😂

  • @HDC50-ez5xl
    @HDC50-ez5xl Před 6 měsíci +21

    When the post office worker says "you cannot fool me"
    Lol

  • @woodstockscorner
    @woodstockscorner Před 6 měsíci +87

    At this point, I am absolutely convinced that public employees are not being informed that they are subjected to recording by the public according to the law... 😂😂😂
    Big Dom catches the real fish!

    • @SasoPachanga
      @SasoPachanga Před 6 měsíci +1

      "Schwee-hahhhd!"

    • @HWG-wm8ld
      @HWG-wm8ld Před 6 měsíci +10

      You would figure after the first audit, there would be an immediate training program nationwide. But, they don’t care because if they get sued, it’s not their money.

    • @flyingmachine7206
      @flyingmachine7206 Před 6 měsíci

      @woodstockscorner " Big Dom catches the real fish!"
      He caught a live one this time, and reeled hm in!!!
      Had that guy going, and the postal employee was on the verge of following him to the stream!!!

  • @sasquatch5577
    @sasquatch5577 Před 6 měsíci +5

    I love that the cop that showed up was like "I was just watching your youtube videos"

  • @renwynoutcast
    @renwynoutcast Před 6 měsíci +9

    "WtP gave me permission." 😂
    That guy at the Post Office would have pissed me off to the point were I would start being Sardonic and start verbally cutting deep.
    "May I see your ID?" 😂 What a piece of work that human is. *smh*
    "You trying to steal my fishing secrets..." that whole banter was funny as hell. 👍 GJ

  • @Climb_Big_Rocks
    @Climb_Big_Rocks Před 6 měsíci +278

    How dare you! Didn't you know it was a crime to be weird in public. 😂 this is one of my favorite CZcams channels. Hands down

    • @agoodnight1050
      @agoodnight1050 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Your not allowed in town hall

    • @jackbradish9491
      @jackbradish9491 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@agoodnight1050says who

    • @davidhbrown9767
      @davidhbrown9767 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@agoodnight1050 That was one of the funniest things!! 😀

    • @Ndqar
      @Ndqar Před 6 měsíci +9

      The public officials always manage to be weirder.

    • @Climb_Big_Rocks
      @Climb_Big_Rocks Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@Ndqar you got that right. They're the strangest people. 😆 so fragile.

  • @hdaiuto
    @hdaiuto Před 6 měsíci +37

    My guy is quick witted and funny. Crazy how some people just choose to be mad at someone being so ridiculous 😂

  • @theDuctapeUnion
    @theDuctapeUnion Před 6 měsíci +9

    This show has become top notch.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @Steveincorp
    @Steveincorp Před 6 měsíci +8

    The woman who had to correct you and say it was not a license but a membership is funny. The way she said it was even funnier.

  • @WazowskiPHX
    @WazowskiPHX Před 6 měsíci +65

    Too Apree got a lot of bites today-all those tyrants took the bait, literally. 🎣 🤣 props to the sergeant .. he looks like he’s a fan of yours 😂 Good job, Too Apree .. your audits are gold. 🤣

  • @rylan_gaming3861
    @rylan_gaming3861 Před 6 měsíci +164

    This man is fighting for our rights every day🙌

    • @ast3077
      @ast3077 Před 6 měsíci +5

      yuppers, mad glad about it too

    • @ScaramouchedaVinci
      @ScaramouchedaVinci Před 6 měsíci +2

      So sympatic this man.

    • @ALLSTARDECOURO2
      @ALLSTARDECOURO2 Před 6 měsíci +4

      fishing*

    • @tubesockvii2351
      @tubesockvii2351 Před 6 měsíci +5

      He absolutely is protecting our fishing license rights every day! I am a professional fisherman and this man has done more for fishing than anyone on this planet.

    • @Greatwealthgentleman
      @Greatwealthgentleman Před 6 měsíci +7

      He’s defending our Khanstitution

  • @blueforest4589
    @blueforest4589 Před 6 měsíci +13

    Even the reference to "East Carolina" went right over the post office employee's head! LOL!
    There's no such state! Brilliant sketch here!

  • @paddyofryin2537
    @paddyofryin2537 Před 6 měsíci +10

    Video idea: Dress up as a monk taking video to show all your monk brothers when you get back to the monestary. The twist is that everytime someone engages with you to ask what you are doing, you pepper them with compliments.

  • @PROPHETS-BANE
    @PROPHETS-BANE Před 6 měsíci +46

    ELITE LEVEL TROLLING BY THE MASTER TIGHT LINES BRO

  • @caseygittleson6854
    @caseygittleson6854 Před 6 měsíci +65

    My grandfather legitimately created the first fishing show of all time, it was called Gadabout Gaddis! He worked as the head of WMUR in New Hampshire. I can say with authority that without a doubt Strictly Fishing is a breath of fresh air, immaculate in attention to detail, sublime in nature, truly a fishing channel that stands alone in our modern time... truly nothing like it known to man.

    • @oxyfee6486
      @oxyfee6486 Před 6 měsíci +4

      I just looked it up, I’m gonna watch him later, you must be proud of him? I’m sure he’s proud of you.👍🇨🇦

    • @feralfpv3768
      @feralfpv3768 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Just found his show, so awesome 👍

    • @Ang3r87
      @Ang3r87 Před 6 měsíci +4

      He was chill.

    • @johnmcquilkin
      @johnmcquilkin Před 5 měsíci +1

      Thank you for sharing the information on your grandfather Roscoe. He sounds like he was a wonderful man! 🎣🐟🎣

  • @STATICmedusoid
    @STATICmedusoid Před 5 měsíci +2

    His wit is unmatched lol "i'm not actually fishing in here"

  • @lancepoore3045
    @lancepoore3045 Před 6 měsíci +5

    HOW DO PEOPLE EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE??? You finally beat the man at the post office into submission. 🤣

    • @fabirkemarian6370
      @fabirkemarian6370 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Asif has become a master of psychological warfare.
      I've taught my pupil well. 😁

  • @SAMZIRRA
    @SAMZIRRA Před 6 měsíci +41

    Any “lady” that talks like that at work should be institutionalized after being fired.

    • @mllecritter8261
      @mllecritter8261 Před 6 měsíci

      Wish Asif could do a FOIA request to see who this unhinged foul mouthed tax$ funded public servant is. She needs to be FIRED. She would be fired if she worked in private sector with that kind of nasty and threatening behavior

    • @srn_2268
      @srn_2268 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Right like wow, she has some issues

  • @barrachello1958
    @barrachello1958 Před 6 měsíci +57

    It's morning time here in New Zealand. What a hellava way to start the day. I haven't laughed this much for months. " YOU AFTER MY TROUT" no... I'm allergic to fish, I still got scales on me. Absolute gold.

    • @ytzpilot
      @ytzpilot Před 6 měsíci +4

      Yea me too woke up in Porirua this mornin and watched me some Strictly Fishing with Fish-Anon, makes me want to go down to the Inlet and catch me some fish

    • @kingkongkong2204
      @kingkongkong2204 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Aussie Aussie Aussie NZ 😂😂😂

    • @brutusmaximumus
      @brutusmaximumus Před 6 měsíci +3

      Some of the best damn comedy I've seen in my life, lol pure gold, I laughed so hard I cried lol

  • @MrCats789
    @MrCats789 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Your thumbnails are looking fire bro, love what you're doing with them now. Too Apree 🤙

  • @m6sportstraining
    @m6sportstraining Před 6 měsíci +7

    These are incredible, we typically listen to CZcams while doing other things, but we stop everything so we can read the screen during his videos….just awesome! “Everyone loves strictly fishing!”

  • @spartanses
    @spartanses Před 6 měsíci +55

    Another certified classic 😂 all sorts of abuse hurled at him it’s hilarious or whatever hahaha

  • @billionaireno1
    @billionaireno1 Před 6 měsíci +76

    Vito really wanted the secret fishing stream location. Good job on not letting him know until the next episode of Strictly Fishing with Fish-Anon comes out, Fridays 8-7 Central on Animal Planet. Tight Lines!

    • @holden_tld
      @holden_tld Před 6 měsíci +4

      nah vito just wanted to trade fishing spots with him

    • @testtubeted
      @testtubeted Před 6 měsíci +2

      Vito fishes with his bare hands

    • @vjcodec
      @vjcodec Před 6 měsíci +1

      Vito was smelling something fishy in his post asif! 😂

    • @GreaseStPierre
      @GreaseStPierre Před 6 měsíci +4

      Bro was dying was to know where the stream was 😂

    • @wadestanton
      @wadestanton Před 6 měsíci

      0:52 Pretty sure the spot is in Zoo Jersey

  • @NoiselessSteak
    @NoiselessSteak Před 5 měsíci +2

    That letter might be one of the funniest things ever. This man is a genius 🤣😂🤣

  • @semperoccultus1969
    @semperoccultus1969 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Your videos are getting me through some of the hardest times of my life right now. I am really at rock bottom and I watch to escape for a while and laugh. Thank you so much. You help me be chill. 🤙

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother Před 6 měsíci +47

    The meltdown lady and Lido with his eccentric interrogation to uncover your private fishing hole had me hooting . Comedy gold Too Apree . folk who hook themselves by attempting to undermine our rights are fair game .

  • @jakobxr
    @jakobxr Před 6 měsíci +30

    “He could be setting up an attack” big man scared of a little fishing sesh, what a scaredy cat

    • @kansascitybob2430
      @kansascitybob2430 Před 6 měsíci +9

      “Hello, police? Yes WE HAVE A MAN HERE WITH A FISHING POLE! IT HAS A BOBBER ATTACHED! WERE UNDER ATTACK!!!😱

    • @nuclearmedicineman6270
      @nuclearmedicineman6270 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Maybe he was actually three trout standing on each other's shoulders pretending to be a man, and that's why "he" was so scared?

    • @jonnie2bad
      @jonnie2bad Před 6 měsíci

      western media has a majority of the population paranoid and scared shitless

    • @kansascitybob2430
      @kansascitybob2430 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@nuclearmedicineman6270 now that’s some critical thinking👍🤔😂

    • @trinililbit12345
      @trinililbit12345 Před 3 měsíci +1

      kind of racist of them to say that too like they think he’s an isis terrorist or something

  • @Fishman814
    @Fishman814 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Asif. You have the sole of kindness and the heart of a lion. You make many laugh and annoy the ignorant. So keep on chilling 🤙🏼. You’re the best. Beck yeah 😎

  • @ImoowhenIPoo
    @ImoowhenIPoo Před 6 měsíci

    "Oh I thought you were asking nicely"
    "No"
    Lmao

  • @jackmermigas9465
    @jackmermigas9465 Před 6 měsíci +41

    Arnie was def trying to get some information on the whereabouts of your trout.

  • @ClarityDetermination
    @ClarityDetermination Před 6 měsíci +32

    I've gotta get a fishin' license for my friend Gary.
    I'm dying.😂

  • @neilbonefishing
    @neilbonefishing Před 6 měsíci +7

    I love your fishing shows. They are my favorite I learned so much from them. Please continue to drop that knowledge. Happy New Year's as well. Beck Yeah 💯

  • @joesaf2273
    @joesaf2273 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Too: "im not poaching"
    ...😆🤣
    Priceless!

  • @ironhat2
    @ironhat2 Před 6 měsíci +29

    omg youre ability to capture the absurdity of human beings is uncanny.
    they are drawn to your characters and automatically perceive them as weak, so naturally they try to exploit it.
    they're so predictable.
    every time you either said "lil mama" or the fishing bobber popped on the screen I lost it.
    the old man at the post office was totally cantankerous.
    it wasn't very difficult to show he shouldn't be working in any public capacity.
    always an interesting character study mixed in with your unique activism techniques Too Are.
    You are an absolute gem.
    thanks for what you do.

  • @psyience3213
    @psyience3213 Před 6 měsíci +24

    this shit is genuinely hilarious. Like i actually laugh out loud for the entirety of Too Apree's videos.

  • @jb8935
    @jb8935 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Getting the post office worker to basically uknowingly engage in your skit is hilarious. "I'm allergic to trouts"

  • @devinderwort9623
    @devinderwort9623 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The robots in the post office is one of the funniest videos in history

  • @Trenzo777
    @Trenzo777 Před 6 měsíci +94

    Dude please do a compilation of when you can't stay in character due to laughing. It has it happen or whatever

  • @yagurl_
    @yagurl_ Před 6 měsíci +34

    The level of chill you maintain Apree, I am always impressed.

  • @phenomeninja1855
    @phenomeninja1855 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Fishin' on is the best Fishing Show in the history of shows and of human fishing!

  • @nicksankar2569
    @nicksankar2569 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Actually starting to enjoy the positive interactions more 😃😃 Gives me hope and shows what ur doing is working too

  • @PsychedelicArchaea
    @PsychedelicArchaea Před 6 měsíci +8

    Bro when he pulled out the Khanstitution. I got it right here Yung Man. Lmao

  • @excripto1
    @excripto1 Před 6 měsíci +31

    It sounded like that one lady was crying and with the amount of tears she is shedding she could create a whole lake with her tears and since you have a fishing rod you can fish in her lake of tears.

    • @Seawhaleorgonite
      @Seawhaleorgonite Před 6 měsíci +4

      would be funny as heck if he offered her a free jackn the box head bobber then tells her it brings good luck for catchin' fish and i want you to have it.
      and put it on her desk. she yells its a bomb!!!!🤣🤣

  • @kennyreck
    @kennyreck Před 6 měsíci +3

    Please put out a vid as much as you can!!! There never too much APREE 😂😂😂 Much love from East Carolina 😂😂😂

  • @brownpaste
    @brownpaste Před 6 měsíci +1

    10:03 the attendant's arm movement perfectly correlates with his attitude

  • @djhey123
    @djhey123 Před 6 měsíci +36

    Never get tired of these videos. So good at staying in character lol

  • @QcDesj03
    @QcDesj03 Před 6 měsíci +24

    Why did that guy need to know every single detail about your life hahahaha

    • @Kjhd9987hy
      @Kjhd9987hy Před 6 měsíci

      hes wanting to reprot him for being a vagrant or something hes demonic and vile.

    • @Poppagee69
      @Poppagee69 Před 6 měsíci +10

      The self entitlement and perceived ownership is sickenly disturbing ! The people own and pay for thes facilities , salaries and operational costs , not them !

  • @moh8196
    @moh8196 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Asif for what it is worth you make my day brighter by existing and posting these - Niawen for making a difference for so many peoples lives. You are so loved. If you are ever in trouble please make a video explaining what is taking place and your fans will help out. You need to be protecc you are sacred and precious. -Thunder Bear ⛈🐻

  • @shake707
    @shake707 Před 6 měsíci +2

    It doesn’t get much better than Asif. He shows how truly misbehaving these tyrants are, and how ingenious their claims of “fearing for their safety” are. They don’t feel unsafe, they just have disdain for the people they were hired to serve.

  • @tehArgento
    @tehArgento Před 6 měsíci +5

    14:00 dude in the background was enjoying the lore XD

  • @ScaramouchedaVinci
    @ScaramouchedaVinci Před 6 měsíci +30

    This man was so personable. There should be more of them.

  • @camillepatterson6849
    @camillepatterson6849 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Too Apree evinces pure, unadulterated genius. I love the brilliant responses, the quick thinking on your feet... Beck yeah!

  • @Maximilian-Willert
    @Maximilian-Willert Před 4 měsíci +1

    1:15 "Because it's the Khanstitution" I love these subs man, its so hillarious. Just tiny little beautiful details that add to the whole experience. Love you man! Keep up the good work! Wishing you all the best and greetings from Germany!

  • @LarryLeaders
    @LarryLeaders Před 6 měsíci +67

    As a fisherman this really hits the spot.

    • @ast3077
      @ast3077 Před 6 měsíci +3

      caught a blue wale or whatevers

  • @spitroastfor8
    @spitroastfor8 Před 6 měsíci +6

    The fish ain't blue when they see me, they're happy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-lf8om3hc8g
    @user-lf8om3hc8g Před 6 měsíci +2

    "Who gave you permission to come inside town hall?" These government workers need to learn who's in charge.

  • @Brrrap743
    @Brrrap743 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I have so much been missing my favorite fishing show ever! I wish you would make this like a weekly fishing series and actually put some storyline to it every week. With your buddy or cousin or whoever he is, of course while 1a auditing the degenerates

    • @Brrrap743
      @Brrrap743 Před 6 měsíci

      Nice two people commented and CZcams deletes comments. I mean why even show that two people commented if you're just going to f****** delete them anyway? Everything to do with Google is going to s*** with this AI taking over.

  • @mirakings1867
    @mirakings1867 Před 6 měsíci +6

    I love how Apree says "lil mama". Hilarious!

  • @ThePurePlayaz
    @ThePurePlayaz Před 6 měsíci +15

    I love the chill cops.. I thought he was gonna ask to take a picture with you. The karens where pist when they seen how chill they where. lol

  • @jasoncrump1886
    @jasoncrump1886 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Lmao that older guy with the accent in post office was hilarious. He gotta be thinking Asif is just off his rocker after he quit being mad at him he tried to help him.

  • @santaclaus3077
    @santaclaus3077 Před 6 měsíci

    This character and Professor Seef are my favorites. You have my howling laughing, beck ya.

  • @paddyoconnor2397
    @paddyoconnor2397 Před 6 měsíci +84

    Should do a weekly show, hilarious, can’t believe some people are so gullible 😂😂😂

    • @loadapish
      @loadapish Před 6 měsíci +7

      You would think they wouod click on as soon as they see a camara. If i see any strange thing and their videoing im instantly gointo assume they are doing some kind of social media shit

    • @fabirkemarian6370
      @fabirkemarian6370 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Paddyconnor, what's makes it even funnier for me is that most North jersey ppl think they're more street smart than the rest of the world.
      Their attitudes kill me with laughter, I want to sell them more swamp land in Florida😅

    • @pietjepuk3597
      @pietjepuk3597 Před 6 měsíci

      Not gullible just stupid

  • @sharkraycr
    @sharkraycr Před 29 dny

    "I just knock on Gary's door, and we go fishin". 😂

  • @mrbranmar
    @mrbranmar Před 6 měsíci +1

    I’ve never seen a fisherman so chill. Super CHILL

  • @beabetteryou2022
    @beabetteryou2022 Před 6 měsíci +11

    As a homless person this brings me such joy thanks love content. Limoma so funny

    • @beabetteryou2022
      @beabetteryou2022 Před 6 měsíci

      @@othername2428 thanks ha, home free that sounds better a work in progress .

    • @normalhuman9260
      @normalhuman9260 Před 6 měsíci

      I think you mean you are a person's of unhoused. Lol
      I spent over 3 years sleeping in a box,in an area with hard winters. I hope things work out for you soon. Good luck,and stay warm.

  • @gibsonms
    @gibsonms Před 6 měsíci +27

    1:26 WOW!!!
    The fishing character is my favourite character I think. The OBVIOUSNESS of you quite literally “fishing” for a reaction is just so so lost on them!

  • @jamroomproduction
    @jamroomproduction Před 6 měsíci +1

    I love your comedic approach to the sillinesses in life! So chill!

  • @Guazi
    @Guazi Před 6 měsíci +1

    dude these are legendary youre such a gem, please keep going! loving the consistency

  • @MikeFields83
    @MikeFields83 Před 6 měsíci +133

    1:15 Karen “WHY IS THAT ALLOWED?!”
    Officer: Because it’s the CONSTITUTION”
    Karen: THATS BULLSHIT!
    WooooooooooW That instant response is EXACTLY what is wrong with a lot of our own citizens. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @evanknight3629
      @evanknight3629 Před 6 měsíci

      It’s scary that someone who thinks the constitution is bullshit can work at town hall

    • @luketh87
      @luketh87 Před 6 měsíci

      You got that rite. The neurotic entitlement is ruining this country

    • @Greatwealthgentleman
      @Greatwealthgentleman Před 6 měsíci +10

      *Khanstitution

    • @MenAreNotOk
      @MenAreNotOk Před 6 měsíci

      They literally want to change the constitution.

    • @TheScrubDesigns
      @TheScrubDesigns Před 6 měsíci

      Youll find that its always our local city workers they're all corrupt go film them all and excercise your god given rights. They hate us and this country they make it more and more obvious day by day