@Only One Who Knocked Mcnugget Out Kinda late to your kinda late, but it was from when he was on the morning show. Can find it if you search for "bill burr morning show". I was rather sad the clip of that wasn't longer, 'cause his follow-up analogy was amazing.
@@danielsmith5088 the guy was trying to qualify himself by saying that he has as much experience as a former president had. Presumably because hes young. The point made by the other gentleman was that despite his youth (for the office of president) JFK was exceptional but that this guy despite on paper possessing a similar resume, was in fact unexceptional.
@@liangchristina7919Mr Felister is being condescending for absolutely no reason, the joke is not a "thinker", it's quite straightforward, but I guess Mr Felister enjoys the presumption of thinking is better than someone he doesn't know at all, it's those minutes of self-confidence boost, that maybe he needs. I too had to repeat 3 or 4 time to understand what he said. On the comeback stories they're addressing, he references Kim Kardashian and then says "I think she gets cu* on her back, in the video". Kim Kardashian is known for having a sex video online...
@@jorgeferreira3760 hmm I think he meant that maybe the person asking is too young to get it... And therefore it would be better not to. That's a possibility, you know, this being the internet and all... Maybe the presumptiousness was on your part ;) but feel free to be so judgy if it makes you feel better... It's actually very funny how your entire comment could be about you and not Felister, and we're here for comedy, so...
Yup. And also when one party does not have a clear advantage. You can’t ask your opponent to help dig a grave which you’re gonna push him in n runaway later. :)
shitty meandering non question. A fan with half a brain could have asked about acting, the show, his personal life. No he just like y'know Albuquerque is like my y'know hometown so like y'know um did you like it or...? Albuquerque because and it's like y'know?
@@arantxaurrutia0 Chris Pratt and Aubrey plaza used to improv a lot just to make people laugh. I don't know if you ever heard him tell the story about he was scripted to be standing naked in front of the door so when amy poehler open the door she would see a naked Chris Pratt who was obviously not really supposed to be naked because of camera magic. but instead Chris Pratt was really standing there naked so the shock in Amy's face was 100% real. Long stupid sidetracked comment but in short he used to do that stuff all the time on the show.
Technically she was correct, just the way "ain't" was not accepted as a word when I was a kid in the 50's and 60's. It made it into the dictionary through overwhelming repetition. New words are added every year to the dictionary.
@@ronaldcross To be fair, the Oxford English Dictionary only recognised 'snuck' as a word in 1998, and this interview happened in 2010. While she can't be faulted for keeping up on the legitimacy of a single word, she can be held accountable for a snotty attitude and hubris. So her comeuppance was enjoyable. This is, of course, my views on this interaction alone; I'm not familiar with her or her work and she may be a lovely person normally.
The ace comic con with Tom Holland, Sebastian Stan, and Anthony Mackie was a horrible experience. I was there and witnessed "fans" be rude to the guests or just wanted them to say hi to their phones, no questions were asked making them probably frustrated. It was messed up!
I saw it on YT and those girls were being very rude and disrespectful. Tom looked so uncomfortable that they were dragging him into it and everyone else too
1:54 you cut out the best part! She says: "you're always quite quick, are you Howard?" Him: "In some things, yes. In other things I like to take my time, if you know what I mean." Her: "I have absolutely no idea what you mean" Him: *"somehow I don't doubt that 😎"*
Cookey Monster also I’m not even close to catholic or care that he made a joke about Jesus. I haven’t heard it I’m sure it’s hilarious and Christian over reacted tho I’ve never meet one who cares I doubt you have maybe on the internet tho and if they care they definitely didn’t lose sleep over but I’m just pointing out why you’re historically and logically completely wrong. If you have different numbers let me know them. Also I can’t remember if it was the Ottoman Empire or not I don’t feel like researching there were a few crusades
The Norm Macdonald joke at the end literally made me laugh so hard, I became lightheaded the first time I heard it. "At least he's not being a hypocrite, and that's the worst part." 😂😂
"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" is one of the great put downs of American political history. It worked because it was true, and because the man walked right into it begging for the comparison to be made.
@@micahwatkins8425 I think yes 😆 She seemed genuinely mad. I think she just didn't fully accept that these came from people's online comments. Or maybe she did, but that last comment was too much for her to accept and just reacted spontaneously by slapping the guy standing in front of her saying the words out loud 😅 Either way her overall reaction and witty reply were priceless 😌
It's interesting. I've never heard or seen it before, possibly because I'm not American, and I find the response quite banal tbh. To me it basically seems like just a "nope" covered in an anecdote.
2:00 u missed the best bit after he says "i like to take my time if u know what i mean" she says "i have absolutley no idea what u mean" and then he says "somehow i dont doubt that"
Was in a bar one evening after skiing and a guy was doing everything he could to try to get somewhere with a rather hot snow bunny. He was relentless and it lasted for a couple hours. People were taking note. Finally after spending a mortgage payment in drinks for her and the bar to stay to show off he finally said “look all I want to do is get into your pants for a while. “. She didn’t miss a beat. Looked around to see if the folks were paying attention and said “what for? I already have an asshole in there “. The place went crazy laughing
Yah, hows he gonna actually not put in the comeback? How stupid. Anne got destroyed there. "I have absolutely no idea what you mean." "Somehow, I don't doubt that." LOL
"You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets?" "You're absolutely right. We don't." "Sign here." Fuck, that was the best laugh I've had so far this year.
It's funny because I'm literally the guy Norm was talking about when he said that most "struggle-snuggle enthusiasts" are hypocrites because they don't openly admit that they love it. I on the other hand admit I love a good struggle-snuggle openly quite often, when the conversation calls for it ofc.
"I'm not as dumb as I look."
"How could you be." damn🔥
Umited KingKong i don’t get this one. Can you explain?
Umited KingKong Yes and it also implied that he looks so dumb that it is not possible to be that dumb
I just love Tina Fey's brand of humor !
Was that Letterman?
@@anaknioka2900 yes indeed
Chris Pratt is a national treasure that Kim K comment was savage😂
Jenny Adkins I agree. My fav is his role in magnificent 7. I think his comic timing is better than Ryan Reynolds even.
@@Khalsaakalpurakhkifauj76 Is this a movie or what?
Dimitris Apostolakis Yes it’s a 2016 remake of 1960 classic. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magnificent_Seven_(2016_film)
I didn't get it...
Jessie every pretty girl’s ugly friend will do a similiar thing once in while because she didn’t get your attention! I am not surprised.🤣
“Don’t you think the Catholic Church went a little too far.”
😂😂😂😂😂
I fkng love ol ginger
More so than my cartoon
Bill Burr is a hero
*The church is never wrong, DEUS VULT!!!*
@Only One Who Knocked Mcnugget Out Kinda late to your kinda late, but it was from when he was on the morning show. Can find it if you search for "bill burr morning show".
I was rather sad the clip of that wasn't longer, 'cause his follow-up analogy was amazing.
“Because it’s so much FUN, JAN” should be translated to the 2020 version “Because ... KAREN”
YOU read my mind good sir!! 🦄
Fucking Karen wanted a Tarantino movie without violence
Kristiano I'm guessing your mother is ashamed of you if she's still alive and if not she's spinning in her grave (I'm presuming she's human only).
The fucking channel is called KRON lol
I don’t get it, I’m gonna look stupid here, but why is the name Karen used online to make fun of someone?
"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"
Is one of the coldest lines ever.
that was pure class of a response. he just put him right in his pocket just like that *fingers snapping*.
Not really, it was cheap and easy
@@declanryan6540 and also had nothing to do with what was actually being said
@@danielsmith5088 the guy was trying to qualify himself by saying that he has as much experience as a former president had. Presumably because hes young. The point made by the other gentleman was that despite his youth (for the office of president) JFK was exceptional but that this guy despite on paper possessing a similar resume, was in fact unexceptional.
I would take it as a compliment, what did Kennedy ever do except get killed??
"might be that cast iron heart" gotta be the comeback of all comebacks I mean damn andy is a savage
In my book, most of the other comebacks in this video were better than that one.
@@LDacic to each his own 😉
A lot of these were just funny, but that was the only one that actually made me angry. She deserved the humiliation
@@LDacic this one from Andy was funny.. Others were witty.
@@LDacic No one cares about your nor your book.
That Kardashian joke in the beginning kept me laughing all the way to the end of the video.
I didn’t get it...someone please explain?
@@liangchristina7919 Maybe you just need to give the joke some years. You'll get it eventually
@@liangchristina7919Mr Felister is being condescending for absolutely no reason, the joke is not a "thinker", it's quite straightforward, but I guess Mr Felister enjoys the presumption of thinking is better than someone he doesn't know at all, it's those minutes of self-confidence boost, that maybe he needs. I too had to repeat 3 or 4 time to understand what he said. On the comeback stories they're addressing, he references Kim Kardashian and then says "I think she gets cu* on her back, in the video".
Kim Kardashian is known for having a sex video online...
@@jorgeferreira3760 Thank u very much , I understood it after your explanation
@@jorgeferreira3760 hmm I think he meant that maybe the person asking is too young to get it... And therefore it would be better not to. That's a possibility, you know, this being the internet and all... Maybe the presumptiousness was on your part ;) but feel free to be so judgy if it makes you feel better... It's actually very funny how your entire comment could be about you and not Felister, and we're here for comedy, so...
"can you tell her I meant it" - hah that was perfect!
There was more to that clip, I wish they didn't cut it so short.
After that he said "JP, can you please escort these ladies.... back to plastic surgery"
What happened at that clip? What was going on when he said that?
@@musaal-khadim9794 He destroyed them, lol.
A comeback usually means something that isn't SCRIPTED
Yup. And also when one party does not have a clear advantage. You can’t ask your opponent to help dig a grave which you’re gonna push him in n runaway later. :)
i mean not really? a comeback just means a witty reply, whether you wrote it a week ago on on the spot its a comeback?.
@@NeonUltra95 comeback is come and back without a space. 😀
@@Sold.Out.For.Freeee see even the quick ones arent that funny so it shouldnt matter :).
Absolutely right. Movie scenes shouldn't have been in this unless the dialogue was improvised on the spot by the actors.
Why did Bryan Cranston have to go so hard on that poor kid from Albuquerque😂
shitty meandering non question. A fan with half a brain could have asked about acting, the show, his personal life. No he just like y'know Albuquerque is like my y'know hometown so like y'know um did you like it or...? Albuquerque because and it's like y'know?
that poor kid is now Jon Jones 😂
He had broken bad long since
Not as hard as he went on the kids' mom
I think that kid is Alex Bregman 3rd baseman for the Astros
That guy's laughing in the Chris Pratt roast is absolute GOLD
I didn't understand that explain pls
Jerry Larry Barry Terry Gerry is the best
His delivery was so on point
was it scripted or was it improvised? Cause it's perfect.
@@arantxaurrutia0 Chris Pratt and Aubrey plaza used to improv a lot just to make people laugh. I don't know if you ever heard him tell the story about he was scripted to be standing naked in front of the door so when amy poehler open the door she would see a naked Chris Pratt who was obviously not really supposed to be naked because of camera magic. but instead Chris Pratt was really standing there naked so the shock in Amy's face was 100% real. Long stupid sidetracked comment but in short he used to do that stuff all the time on the show.
„What do you sink? Might be that cast iron heart.“ Genius😂
She was a right bitch asking Andy if he floats. Haha, cast iron heart.
Bloody Chelsea rude handler. From UK
@Spiral Notebook I think if she's reduced herself to fat jokes, then her too-smart-for-the-world routine is not "wearing thin" - it's gone.
I think Jennifer Garner totally deserved the embarrassment she felt over being wrong about “snuck”.
she invited that but it lasted for about 20 seconds because he was afraid she would kick his ass since she can.
Technically she was correct, just the way "ain't" was not accepted as a word when I was a kid in the 50's and 60's. It made it into the dictionary through overwhelming repetition. New words are added every year to the dictionary.
@@ronaldcross To be fair, the Oxford English Dictionary only recognised 'snuck' as a word in 1998, and this interview happened in 2010. While she can't be faulted for keeping up on the legitimacy of a single word, she can be held accountable for a snotty attitude and hubris. So her comeuppance was enjoyable. This is, of course, my views on this interaction alone; I'm not familiar with her or her work and she may be a lovely person normally.
@@Heavenly-Drakian that would be assault on TV so it would last for about a month for her in jail
I love her right pinky toe
I think we could all agree that cop's comeback was the most savage.
Totally. I went right through my head the first time
"We don't...sign here"....LOLOLOL!!! I love it and there was no one around to enjoy it. Except the world eventually!
After all these years, " You're no Jack Kennedy, " still burns. Nobody expected it.
“You’re absolutely right we don’t give pretty girls tickets.”
@absoftitanium Tickets getting issued whether she signs or not so why not have some fun with the driver first lol
Well, we know who got the ticket.
my soul left my body
@absoftitanium Why are you so hurt? Do people tell you that you aren't pretty? Is this personal for you?
The legend
The ace comic con with Tom Holland, Sebastian Stan, and Anthony Mackie was a horrible experience. I was there and witnessed "fans" be rude to the guests or just wanted them to say hi to their phones, no questions were asked making them probably frustrated. It was messed up!
Where abouts was it held?
@@macman975 Seattle, Washington.
I saw it on YT and those girls were being very rude and disrespectful. Tom looked so uncomfortable that they were dragging him into it and everyone else too
Yea those girls had that coming lol
@@darkflame44 Oh okay mate. Yeah, it certainly didn't look like anyone on stage was enjoying themselves.
those girls were really disrespectful towads anthony. spoiled brats
Good thing that Anthony didn't hold back.
@@jeanlubin5864 yes he did
He couldve fucking destroyed them
@@jeanlubin5864 Exactly!
Yeah, and he went down to their level with the not funny family joke.
No i think he went a little too hard on those teenagers
Oh my god the "you're the carrot top of interviewers" segment was BRUTAL. That was wild
OMG! The one where the cop roasted the girl he was writing a ticket to had me rolling!
''you're right, we don't give tickets to pretty girls, now sign here'' ahhahahahahaaa
What a savage 😎 😆
That was absolute carnage
@@MrTruth111 I didn't understand it until I read this
@@yahiryellow1 haha
1:54 you cut out the best part! She says: "you're always quite quick, are you Howard?"
Him: "In some things, yes. In other things I like to take my time, if you know what I mean."
Her: "I have absolutely no idea what you mean"
Him: *"somehow I don't doubt that 😎"*
Came here to make this comment, thank you
Yes I remember. Thank you for this :D
What show is that please?
@@michaeloezil "The Weakest Link" (original UK edition) hosted by Anne Robinson.
Howard is savage.
"Snuck isn't a word, Conan. You went to Harvard, and you should know that."
Conan, internally: Omae wa mou shindeiru
NANI???!!!!!
I'm sorry but I don't think Conan's internally an anime chatacter.
I’ve never seen that “You’re no Jack Kennedy” thing live. I can’t believe it was actually that crisp and perfect!
“She’s very upset you told her to fuck off.”
Gordan: “Well then can you tell her I meant it.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets? You're absolutely right, we don't. Sign here." 🤣🤣🤣
“You NEED TO GOOGLE”
Woah calm down there
“Baby, I’m an adult”
That's what she said
Don’t you think the Catholic Church went a little too far?
Hahaha
No statement more truthful,
With what? The rapi*g of young boys
Catholics: He told a joke about Jesus
Everyone else: You slaughtered millions during the Crusades
Were*
Cookey Monster also I’m not even close to catholic or care that he made a joke about Jesus. I haven’t heard it I’m sure it’s hilarious and Christian over reacted tho I’ve never meet one who cares I doubt you have maybe on the internet tho and if they care they definitely didn’t lose sleep over but I’m just pointing out why you’re historically and logically completely wrong. If you have different numbers let me know them. Also I can’t remember if it was the Ottoman Empire or not I don’t feel like researching there were a few crusades
The Norm Macdonald joke at the end literally made me laugh so hard, I became lightheaded the first time I heard it. "At least he's not being a hypocrite, and that's the worst part." 😂😂
I love how Aubrey Plaza is getting ready to slap Chris Pratt before he even finishes the joke.
I just love Aubrey Plaza no matter what she is doing.
Lol i rewatched that one after reading this. she def already had finished that joke in her head.
0:29
“You know what, I’m about to say it. Ok. I’ll say it. I don’t care that you broke your elbow”
I don't care that you broke your elbow username checks out
Question. Who broke there elbow and why don't you care?
You took it way too far man
*releases intense PFF*
“bigger than yours” 😂😂😂 how to deal, lady!
"Fore shore beeger thein yores" that motherfucking accent kills me
I think Jimmy liked getting slapped
"Every shade off your mom's lipstick" 😂😂
2:11 Bill burr: "yes and I wanted to talk to you about jesus afterwards" 🤣🤣🤣
Conan looked exactly like a skinny guy playing a fat guy in 2002 that shit had me in tears
Norm Mcdonald is a national treasure
For Canadians, eh.
Or so the Germans would have us believe
You know who else is a national treasure
You guessed it Frank Stallone
Effin' eh, man!!!! 👍
Norm is Canadian!
Norm macdonald was and literally will forever be unmatched
RIP Norm
"I like raping, at least I'm not a hypocrite". I fell on the floor after that one.
"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" is one of the great put downs of American political history. It worked because it was true, and because the man walked right into it begging for the comparison to be made.
I wouldn't even call it a put down, he just had his place shown to him.
It was a great line, but I'm not sure you could say it worked. Remember which one ended up being VP?
@@Heathcoatman Not because of Quayle
@@Isaac_R Sure, just pointing out that it was a great line, but Quayle still ended up VP
lol she going to tell patti lebell "dont eat the paper" as if she is 5 years old!! set her straight pattie!!! 😂😂😂😂
Thank you Sofia Vergara for one of best comebacks of all time 🤣🤣🤣
Was she really mad
@@micahwatkins8425 I think yes 😆 She seemed genuinely mad. I think she just didn't fully accept that these came from people's online comments. Or maybe she did, but that last comment was too much for her to accept and just reacted spontaneously by slapping the guy standing in front of her saying the words out loud 😅 Either way her overall reaction and witty reply were priceless 😌
Andy’s comeback on Chelsea Handler was easily the best
The Jack Kennedy comeback will always be in a league of its own.
If someone said “what are u looking at”
Reply with “a mistake ur parents made”
G Gum XD
G Gum wow
Lamo
@Jeffro Lans 😂😂😂
I tell my son that all the time
"THATS WHY YOU USE AUTOTUNE AND I DONT"
Simon almost spit his drink out.
@@tashahines1000 that was the funniest part.
Now that’s savage
But Demi doesn't use autotune. I think.
@@ayush9791 yea but on bed thou 😂😂
“ I read the board was spelt B O R E D.”
If that was not pre written that was class. Norm is pretty funny though tbf man. 😂
That was the cleverest of all of the unscripted comebacks.
He said "I bet the 'board' is spelt b o r e d" I misheard it the first time too, I had to watch it again because it was so funny lmao.
Norm Macdonald is a genius when with comebacks and improvised jokes.
That whole interview is great, Norm is constantly derailing it.
@@Nemcoification May he rest in peace.
Chris Pratt's burn of Kim Kardashian was the most savage and funny. Legend has it, they're still put out the flames today.😂🤣😂🤣💯🔥
You know its a bad burn when they are still bringing it up 30 yrs later 8:00
It's interesting. I've never heard or seen it before, possibly because I'm not American, and I find the response quite banal tbh. To me it basically seems like just a "nope" covered in an anecdote.
5:00 Kid asks Walter White a question.
Heisenberg gives reply.
Norm has always been Savage! He's got one of the Best deliveries of all time. That teehee smile that just says heeeyy heeeyy. 😂
6:10 He is 100% right. When times get tough for you your friends will all be busy.
6:15 that's not a comeback, that's a life lesson
I didn't think Norm MacDonald was funny as a teen but now as a grown up I cry laughing at his jokes.
Those two girls who kept peeking on winter soilder n falcon are gonna die single with that attitude
Ya have to be quick witted. Priceless.
2:00 u missed the best bit after he says "i like to take my time if u know what i mean" she says "i have absolutley no idea what u mean" and then he says "somehow i dont doubt that"
Norm's "Chairman of the B-O-R-E-D" had me in stitches.
"I feel bad for you"
"I don't think about you at-all....."
ramsey's comeback to customers who come up to the pass is always golden.
Anthony Mackie was definitely pulling his comebacks, going from other videos I’ve seen from him.
"Senator you're no Jack Kennedy" the audience applauding that had to fucking HURT.
Norm, there will never be another like you. RIP.
"You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets? You're absolutely right, we don't... sign here." LOL!!!
"I don't think about you at all" so cold! Love it
"Senator you're no Jack Kennedy"
Most cutting thing to ever be said in a political debate.
OMG. Chris at the beginning & Norm McDonald at the end where freaking hilarious
Was in a bar one evening after skiing and a guy was doing everything he could to try to get somewhere with a rather hot snow bunny. He was relentless and it lasted for a couple hours. People were taking note. Finally after spending a mortgage payment in drinks for her and the bar to stay to show off he finally said “look all I want to do is get into your pants for a while. “. She didn’t miss a beat. Looked around to see if the folks were paying attention and said “what for? I already have an asshole in there “. The place went crazy laughing
DAMN
He spent a mortgage payment in drinks? Damn lol.
Jean Lubin best burn ive ever heard. This chick would have beat don rickles at scorching people
Sorry but can you explain it
Dev ummm she said no
1:51 Dude, you left the best part out of the clip
Yah, hows he gonna actually not put in the comeback? How stupid. Anne got destroyed there. "I have absolutely no idea what you mean." "Somehow, I don't doubt that." LOL
@@noneyabizz5306 You have a good memory
@@noneyabizz5306 I was mad for that as well. Howard destroyed Anne.
@@mr.a1285 how do you know how long it was since they last saw it, or how many times they've seen it?
Norm is THE KING of Comebacks. When he opens to talk about someone you know there's gonna be blood.
Conan's demonic laugh was the best.
All great, but Norm MacDonald knocks it out of the park with that last bit.
"You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets?"
"You're absolutely right. We don't."
"Sign here."
Fuck, that was the best laugh I've had so far this year.
Damn, Norm is awesome. Loved him ever since I first saw him on SNL Weekend Update in the 90's.
“You told my friend to fuck off” “Tell her I meant it.” 🤣
8:44 that laugh in the background ....... Sounded like JENNIFER LAWRENCE
Yeah kind of
OMG yes hahahagag
Whats her name? This blonde chick looks familiar but I cannot remember where from 🤔
@@I-Want-The-Truth Courtney Thorne Smith
@@sammy181 thanks, it has been annoying me 🤣
Gotta say, I'm impressed how many of these you nailed. I know them all, but it's like impossible to get a list like this going. Heroic work.
That Norm MacDonald bit at the very end is absolute gold!
Gerry laughing harder than all of them is a great thing.
the first one with andy from parks and rec is an improv line and oh my god chris pratt is so funny
2:07 it’s not the end of the dialogue
She replies: I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean
And he replies: somehow I’m not surprised
LUMBAGO TV ik how was that not included!
It killed me they didn't show the whole clip.
Somehow I don't doubt that*
What show is that?
@@anirudh9059 the weakest link.
I replayed the first clip so many times just see everyone reactions . Gold
“Chairman of the bored” 🤣🤣🤣 unbelievable timing and wit
that policeman tops everything, absolute LEGEND! xD
If its a TV show its not a comeback. Its a script.
80% of these clips were scripted
It’s a scripted comeback. A comeback is a comeback wether it’s scripted or not. Gawd stay in school kids
I think țhe parks and rec one was a blooper
The Kim K joke about the comback story is not scripted, the scripted scene is still funny but not this funny.
let the record show the parks and rec one was improvised by Pratt
“The thing is, I didn’t want to find you. I actually wanted to stay alone.”
He challenged Norm McDonald and he says I'll bet the board is spelled bored. That was absolutely spectacular.
Love the Cosby bit at the end 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
bEcAuSe iTs So mUcH fUn jAn!!
best.
Hafid www
I wish that interview went on now. He definitely would’ve called her Karen
Being a hypocrite actually distracts from the criminal act.
Thank You, Norm.
It's funny because I'm literally the guy Norm was talking about when he said that most "struggle-snuggle enthusiasts" are hypocrites because they don't openly admit that they love it. I on the other hand admit I love a good struggle-snuggle openly quite often, when the conversation calls for it ofc.
9:09 that Hawkin's smirk was smooth
“Because it’s so much fun Jan, get it!” Lmao
The copppp😂😂😂😂 “I thought you didn’t give pretty girls tickets”
“We don’t sign here”🤣😂😂🤣☠️☠️😭😭😭 I’d be crushed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Senator, you are no Jack Kennedy.” 😬 Hahah Boom! 💥
"You did not think we gave tickets to pretty girls? You're right, we don't! SIGN HERE!" SAVAGE!!! :D
I don't think about you at all. Classic Draper
" BECAUSE ITS SO MUCH FUN JAN, GET IT!"
Norm steals the show as per usual.
Nick Offerman's face transforming from a scowl to full on laugh mode is gold!!!
Norm, killin it
8:30 if you get the girl laughing before you get to your actual joke, you've reach the master level.
"When things get tight, let me know where your friends at"
God that's good lmao
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