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  • @Jawnwickk
    @Jawnwickk Před 2 lety +10051

    In 30 years, Will smith the only person who couldn’t handle it 😂

    • @mentlinc
      @mentlinc Před 2 lety +134

      Thats crazy but not really after we watched what he went through from Jada's mess

    • @T1Oracle
      @T1Oracle Před 2 lety +245

      @@mentlinc Jada ruined him! And August made a whole song with a video about it!

    • @mentlinc
      @mentlinc Před 2 lety +149

      @@T1Oracle social media burned him alive but Jada was holding the gas can

    • @timab7042
      @timab7042 Před 2 lety +52

      I think he had built up anger

    • @boknow5506
      @boknow5506 Před 2 lety +13

      @@T1Oracle Jada butterfly tattoo share done got his low testosterone levels down tell little willy they make medicine for that now so he goes from a slap to crying taking about he is a vessel of love you ain't one love one heart will

  • @virtuaspeedone
    @virtuaspeedone Před 2 lety +4741

    Chris Rock will continue to tell jokes. Because that’s what he does 😂😂

  • @marshallmcdermott4737
    @marshallmcdermott4737 Před rokem +458

    "I don't let black people in my house how the hell did I let one in my mind!" That one was gold.

    • @joneschilufya867
      @joneschilufya867 Před rokem +19

      I like how the man raised his hands to protest it's all lies while shaking his head 😂😂.

    • @sugarcube2081
      @sugarcube2081 Před rokem +15

      @@joneschilufya867 yeah, i mean its a joke why did he feel that he have to defend him self🤣

    • @courtneyadesile4182
      @courtneyadesile4182 Před rokem +4

      I'm crying man, crying. Hilarious.

    • @picnic9185
      @picnic9185 Před rokem +4

      The"man" was Bill Gates lol

    • @shirleycameron7718
      @shirleycameron7718 Před rokem +2

      Imagine if he is white.....

  • @hutch1197
    @hutch1197 Před 2 lety +344

    He roasted Letterman about his marital problems to his face and Letterman spun it into gold. That's a pro, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @JasonCan-wp2fu
      @JasonCan-wp2fu Před měsícem

      Keep Letterman's wife's name OUT YOUR F*CKING MOUTH!

    • @AIKnowYou
      @AIKnowYou Před měsícem +1

      I mean, didn't you hear him? "Not much I can say here"

  • @rssy3819
    @rssy3819 Před 4 lety +6511

    Chris rock has looked 30 years old for 20 years

  • @jmeru7673
    @jmeru7673 Před 4 lety +7248

    That R Kelly joke aged well.

    • @Lildoc911
      @Lildoc911 Před 4 lety +945

      Unlike his sexual partners.

    • @nathandouglas9750
      @nathandouglas9750 Před 4 lety +207

      @@Lildoc911 fuckin hell🤣

    • @Fitforacting
      @Fitforacting Před 4 lety +39

      Lildoc911 boom! Was just thinking the same thing

    • @klaxiee
      @klaxiee Před 4 lety +11

      why ? what happend

    • @Soph149
      @Soph149 Před 4 lety +20

      Lildoc911 💀💀💀💀😂

  • @Dazlidorne
    @Dazlidorne Před rokem +90

    3:46 I love this with Chris Rock and David Letterman. Chris Rock is roasting him non-stop. He didn't let up. Dave keeps his cool through the whole thing. No slapping.

  • @feliciaeaves2996
    @feliciaeaves2996 Před 2 lety +52

    This is why I don't understand why Will and Jada were so upset! They know Chris Rock and they know how he rolls when it comes to his comedy. He is HILARIOUS!!

    • @jerry5449
      @jerry5449 Před rokem +2

      Felicia Eaves Jada Pinkett is the one who instigated the issue. Will Smith, despite him bearing much of the blame wasn’t initially upset about the joke. But he’s been stressed out about his marriage and was trying to keep it together when Jada snapped and got him to go up there. Smith is a good man but was lacking strength mentally

    • @biancalong1231
      @biancalong1231 Před rokem

      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @kauilanikim2199
      @kauilanikim2199 Před 7 měsíci

      Jada wasn't upset. Will just overreacted.

    • @kauilanikim2199
      @kauilanikim2199 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@jerry5449Jada didn't make him go up there. Will laughed, she rolled her eyes, and then Will was like, Lemme go slap him. Jada and Chris have always bickered like this, it was just their thing.

  • @emangamer1729
    @emangamer1729 Před 4 lety +3906

    The one about Jada not being invited was max savage level.

    • @DopeBoysofAtlanta
      @DopeBoysofAtlanta Před 4 lety +5

      Eman Gamer you mean mad?

    • @dustinmaxwell259
      @dustinmaxwell259 Před 4 lety +29

      I know , right. It's kind of like me swearing off women.

    • @lov4570
      @lov4570 Před 4 lety +90

      I KNOW she felt that one🤣

    • @geoffreykruse563
      @geoffreykruse563 Před 4 lety +12

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @torytrice4016
      @torytrice4016 Před 4 lety +60

      That was savage. She ain't nobody though. Smh!

  • @KazimaliMawji
    @KazimaliMawji Před 4 lety +2520

    "Your movie went straight to audio" 😂 😂 😂

  • @darkhorse306
    @darkhorse306 Před rokem +43

    3:45 I hope people don't forget that this was like a day or 2 after the Letterman news broke, Chris is a badass.

    • @joneschilufya867
      @joneschilufya867 Před rokem +7

      And I think Chris did well to roast him so that people could move on. And after that no one even talked abt it and in the next show David was more at easy 😂.

    • @darpress9086
      @darpress9086 Před 9 měsíci

      What news broke. Don't remember

    • @darkhorse306
      @darkhorse306 Před 9 měsíci

      @@darpress9086 letterman got blackmailed for banging interns, told the blackmailer to eat it and it got leaked

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@darpress9086that Dave was schtupping interns at the show

  • @kennethbailey6634
    @kennethbailey6634 Před 2 lety +71

    When Chris gets going you can't touch him. And that is what everybody knows. That is why the Academy keeps bringing him back. And his poise after the Will incident was simply spectacular.

    • @kennethbailey6634
      @kennethbailey6634 Před 2 lety +2

      Thanks for the likes. And hopefully Will gets the message that life doesn't. Maybe now him and Jada can sit down somewhere and enjoy the good life they have been given. Why anyone thought it was okay with all that madness they have been putting out on the personal side,is besides me.Nobody has to tell you that you doing wrong you already know.The Academy is prestigious,and their not.Thats why they ain't coming back no more,and that's it.

  • @donavanmcelroy6263
    @donavanmcelroy6263 Před 2 lety +896

    “Your movie went straight to audio!”
    Best roast of them all. 😂😂

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Před 2 lety +4980

    I love how Will Smith’s attack only did one thing to Chris Rock….
    Remind everyone what a brilliant comedian Chris Rock has been his entire career!!!

    • @AbcAbc-sp1od
      @AbcAbc-sp1od Před 2 lety +139

      It did two things. That, and it also sold out his upcoming tour tickets lol

    • @CaptKenneth
      @CaptKenneth Před 2 lety +103

      3 things actually. 3rd is to people like me who didn't really know Chris Rock. Now we know and we LOVE HIM. HE IS AWESOME AND FUNNY AF

    • @nm9412
      @nm9412 Před 2 lety +23

      I’m a Will Smith fan, but also a Chris Rock fan, too.

    • @awfine
      @awfine Před 2 lety +30

      @@nm9412 Pick a side! 🙄

    • @awfine
      @awfine Před 2 lety +11

      @@CaptKenneth Where have you been? Under a rock? How could you not know Chris Rock??

  • @ChibDibs
    @ChibDibs Před 2 lety +383

    Man, this dude been cracking jokes and roasting celebrities for the longest and minding his own damn business. It's painfully obvious he loves making jokes and doing comedy, he deserves way better than to be slapped on the job. That bs from Will was way out of line.

    • @skinsey85
      @skinsey85 Před rokem +21

      And he never seems malicious or hostile. Just doing what he's good at by being quick and clever for laughs.

    • @mauricior362
      @mauricior362 Před rokem +1

      Lol it was staged man. Come on now

    • @stevenleblanc8146
      @stevenleblanc8146 Před rokem +21

      I remember people saying it was staged a day after, a few days after but most of those people at least realized how awful of a take that was eventually. Makes no sense for Will, Chris or the Academy to stage that. I guess there's still a few people left who just want things to be fake that badly. It's weird man.

    • @mauricior362
      @mauricior362 Před rokem +1

      @@stevenleblanc8146 its fine. U more worried about it being weird than the truth 😂u think will would defend jada over a dumb ass joke? Man… if im weird, yall on something else. I hope it wasnt staged but that shit clear ass day

    • @stevenleblanc8146
      @stevenleblanc8146 Před rokem

      @@mauricior362 Getting an Oscar ban, removed from Academy, doing whatever spiritual shit idk wtf he was off doing afterwards but yes, it is clear as day. Name tarnished, no work for who knows how long. It wasn't staged. Let it go. Not every damn thing has to be a hoax. In what world does Chris Rock have a reason to go along with some grand charade at his own expense? In what world does Will Smith have any reason whatsoever to turn into Ashton Kutcher? They are both at or very near the top of their respective careers. The kind of work it took to get there is hard for most people, including myself, to even fathom. But yeah, let's go ahead and make a mockery of all that for some hoax that does what exactly? Smh. You gotta give that up it's just unhealthy for your mental fr.

  • @nightshadebrown7593
    @nightshadebrown7593 Před 2 lety +28

    Love this brother. He is one of the greatest people I ever met. He is very humble and down to earth. And will talk to you like a regular person.

  • @dylanschnabel4859
    @dylanschnabel4859 Před 4 lety +7081

    It’s so cool how they got the Zebra from Madagascar to voice Chris Rock

    • @deadlink1137
      @deadlink1137 Před 4 lety +193

      2005 called and wanted their joke back

    • @Tommygun4700
      @Tommygun4700 Před 4 lety +11

      Lmao

    • @dennismelendez3266
      @dennismelendez3266 Před 4 lety +172

      @Chimera XDX 1995 called, they wanted their "they wanted their "they wanted their joke back" back" back.

    • @user-zq1lb3lx4m
      @user-zq1lb3lx4m Před 4 lety +82

      @@dennismelendez3266 the 80s called and they wanted their "they wanted their joke back" back" back" back

    • @MANWITDABAG
      @MANWITDABAG Před 4 lety +11

      underated comment

  • @rookibofdfc
    @rookibofdfc Před 4 lety +2094

    "A lot going on in his head...uh....He's thinking...I don't even let black ppl in my house. I cant believe I let one in my mind!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @guccimane8941
      @guccimane8941 Před 3 lety +66

      was one of the best lines I’ve heard in a long time

    • @itzamia
      @itzamia Před 3 lety +72

      And the guys raising his hand to protest it's a bunch of lies while shaking his head. I'm white and I was laughing my ass off.

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 Před 2 lety +12

      Priceless joke

    • @sibusisoenockcebekhulu9318
      @sibusisoenockcebekhulu9318 Před 2 lety +5

      Elite joke! 😂

    • @preach_6940
      @preach_6940 Před 2 lety +21

      He was like no no no, the, that's not right, hey stop no, wait

  • @ShreeNation
    @ShreeNation Před rokem +36

    I feel like its an honor to be roasted by Chris Rock

  • @Happynut72
    @Happynut72 Před 2 lety +11

    Slapped his career to the next tier. Chris is every talk show host's best friend!

  • @MegaDiva1999
    @MegaDiva1999 Před 2 lety +1414

    And TODAY Chris got a slap? Come on people. Letterman took it like damn pro. THIS is what Chris does ...and he does it well.

    • @JoseGamboa
      @JoseGamboa Před 2 lety +28

      Check 1.23 where he refers to Jada and 8.51 where he says “everybody acting black” while Will applauds. I hope Chris’s standup and career skyrockets because of this

    • @hugoclarke3284
      @hugoclarke3284 Před 2 lety +11

      Man I dunno. His mind is very sharp so he finds suitable jabs very quickly, but the actual content of them isn't all that intelligent.
      He reminds me of someone I knew who, like him, was bullied as a kid. Just goes around observing people and making fun of them.

    • @fornestea7013
      @fornestea7013 Před 2 lety +26

      @@hugoclarke3284 It takes a different kind of intelligence to be that quick witted. Most people would probably second guess a jab as the words roll out of their mouth. Just because Chris make it look effortless, does not make his brand of comedy any less humorous. Timing is also part of the game, and he sure as hell mastered that facet well.

    • @purpledancerbmw5279
      @purpledancerbmw5279 Před 2 lety +3

      You gotta read the room and the people and have some common sense especially when you've been warned.

    • @LadyVenVen
      @LadyVenVen Před 2 lety +20

      @@purpledancerbmw5279 This is a comedian not a regular person. It’s his job to be over the top. If comedians just acted like normal people they would not have a job cause no one would need them.

  • @ryanowen6359
    @ryanowen6359 Před 4 lety +3016

    Chris Rock is the man for carrying Dave thru that interview while he was sick!

    • @Daddy_Ogg
      @Daddy_Ogg Před 4 lety +104

      Yes! I just thought the same thing. He really is carrying the interview :)

    • @hutch1197
      @hutch1197 Před 4 lety +150

      @@Daddy_Ogg Agreed. And props to Dave for that great comeback.

    • @anthonylee5982
      @anthonylee5982 Před 4 lety +36

      He's also taking shots...

    • @Botshapa
      @Botshapa Před 4 lety +39

      Carrying him after he killed him you mean?!

    • @David-bc4hh
      @David-bc4hh Před 4 lety +142

      I dont think you young bucks know that Dave was going through a major scandal at that time. Chris didn't care and that's what makes it the most savage out of this entire compilation

  • @ashleydiamond973
    @ashleydiamond973 Před rokem +12

    His job is making people LAUGH, and that he did!!!!!! 💪🏾

  • @mooncricketproductions8974
    @mooncricketproductions8974 Před 5 měsíci

    Thank you for uploading this! It was good.Chris Rock is so quick-witted.

  • @Thedudeabides803
    @Thedudeabides803 Před 4 lety +2936

    I don’t think Kristen Stewart had ever sat next to a real human before that day. And no one could ever talk to Dave Letterman like that. Pure Gold

    • @thriller985
      @thriller985 Před 4 lety +76

      Not a Norm MacDonald fan I see lol Norm burned Dave worse than anyone

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 Před 4 lety +36

      Kristen Stewart is a real human. That's why she was saying, why me? If I'm special enough to get the part, shouldn't I need to prove it?

    • @bobanjordan7653
      @bobanjordan7653 Před 4 lety +208

      @@zf5656
      Wtf are you talking about😂😂

    • @wrcpatrick
      @wrcpatrick Před 4 lety +194

      She couldn't appear more fake when Chris just gets legit lol

    • @veksone77
      @veksone77 Před 4 lety +32

      @@zf5656 if she's special enough to get the part doesn't that mean she already proved it!?

  • @josh903x
    @josh903x Před 2 lety +943

    Will Smith really screwed up… not only is Chris Rock going to absolutely destroy him but many other comedians are too. Rock is loved by many other great comedians.

    • @DIRTYPLACCY
      @DIRTYPLACCY Před 2 lety +10

      I don’t think he’s going to destroy him will is going through some shit

    • @thcluky5547
      @thcluky5547 Před 2 lety +56

      Hey pal, Will is a hero. He protected his wife who has Stage 4 terminal alopecia.

    • @Newburg0343
      @Newburg0343 Před 2 lety

      @@thcluky5547 a hero? It was a joke by a comedian! Will is a coward. If the Rock said that joke he would have just sat there like the little bit*h he is!!!!

    • @apples8872
      @apples8872 Před 2 lety +10

      @@thcluky5547 I’ve seen people punched for less

    • @jhusty5594
      @jhusty5594 Před 2 lety

      @@thcluky5547 But that was no right way to react. if you cant take a joke. fr stfu like no one cares. its a joke in the end just relax a bit

  • @samschlafly6200
    @samschlafly6200 Před rokem +9

    That's a funny dude right there. Love this compilation. Really puts into perspective the level of his talent.

  • @jamesarnold9296
    @jamesarnold9296 Před 2 lety +1

    Lots of Love to Chris.
    Thanks for the memories, please continue to do what you do and don't hold back.

  • @Antisocialmedias
    @Antisocialmedias Před 4 lety +2969

    Chris Rock was trying to tell ya'll about R Kelly way back then

    • @huwa81
      @huwa81 Před 4 lety +176

      Probably because R Kelly peed on that one girl way back then and this was after.

    • @MadCircle01
      @MadCircle01 Před 4 lety +110

      Who didn't know about R Kelly? It's a thing that happens way back then.

    • @Antisocialmedias
      @Antisocialmedias Před 4 lety +15

      @@MadCircle01 Nobody was as sure abt him then as they are now. He's released two albums since this award show aired. Ppl were suspicious back then, now they are certain.

    • @MadCircle01
      @MadCircle01 Před 4 lety +66

      robert willis we all knew he peeped on an underage girl back then, that was public knowledge. That's what the joke was about.

    • @Antisocialmedias
      @Antisocialmedias Před 4 lety +2

      @@MadCircle01 Bro, I didn't say nobody knew about the allegations, I'm saying nobody was SURE. There was still a lot of doubt back then. I don't even know why ur arguing with me. If you disagree then move on to another comment. Ur being annoying.

  • @-8_8-
    @-8_8- Před 3 lety +1121

    "I don't care if everyone is better than me. Give me the job."
    Words of a very rich man.

    • @lmao3911
      @lmao3911 Před 2 lety +21

      not really only rich people tbh

    • @user-ly3tc8qm4b
      @user-ly3tc8qm4b Před 2 lety

      What's the twit doing now 🤣

    • @MrSlowestD16
      @MrSlowestD16 Před 2 lety +61

      Words of every man, lol. Think a poor person would turn down a good paying job they're not qualified for?

    • @skully2403
      @skully2403 Před 2 lety +19

      Nah complete opposite do you think a poor person has the privilege to care if they are qualified for a job

    • @Drew-vn8rx
      @Drew-vn8rx Před 2 lety +9

      Or a very poor man

  • @Scrooge_Hustle
    @Scrooge_Hustle Před 4 měsíci

    Love this man! Absolute legend.

  • @kathrynrybicki6906
    @kathrynrybicki6906 Před 2 lety +1

    That was awesome stuff, love me some Chris Rock

  • @MegaBecks1981
    @MegaBecks1981 Před 2 lety +616

    I noticed that Sly Stallone laughed at the Rocky joke. If he had slapped Chris Rock, he’d be in the hospital. But it wouldn’t occur to him to do that, because he’s secure enough to take a joke. Physical and mental strength.

    • @sharonacton3013
      @sharonacton3013 Před 2 lety +34

      He’s broken thanks to his wife and her ‘entanglement’ 🤮

    • @TheChosenMoose01
      @TheChosenMoose01 Před 2 lety +18

      Pretty certain he would have had to make a donation, been called a racist by everyone, and been taken out of hollywood.

    • @AbcAbc-sp1od
      @AbcAbc-sp1od Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheChosenMoose01 exactly

    • @fearisthemind-killer
      @fearisthemind-killer Před 2 lety

      @@TheChosenMoose01 Sly Stallone? Would have been called a racist? You've been watching too much Fox News. No way in hell he would ever be called a racist. Too much history demonstrating the EXACT opposite.

    • @TheChosenMoose01
      @TheChosenMoose01 Před 2 lety +7

      @@fearisthemind-killer No, I'm being realistic. He would've had to make multiple donations to charities, been deemed racist, and get shunned by everyone for slapping Chris.

  • @couponbee3311
    @couponbee3311 Před 2 lety +1616

    I love when Chris was joking about how terrible Letterman's voice sounded and also about going home to a mad wife. Letterman joked and laughed with him, you could see the friendship and love between the two of them. Love both comedians!!!

    • @purpledancerbmw5279
      @purpledancerbmw5279 Před 2 lety +24

      Until he crossed the line about being bored. He doesn't know when to stop.

    • @KaylaMarie_
      @KaylaMarie_ Před 2 lety +66

      this was when letterman's cheating scandal happened.

    • @purpledancerbmw5279
      @purpledancerbmw5279 Před 2 lety +3

      @@KaylaMarie_ Pray

    • @__________Troll__________
      @__________Troll__________ Před 2 lety +95

      *Yeah ikr. Did you notice how Letterman didn't slap him?*

    • @dcgo44r
      @dcgo44r Před 2 lety +6

      @@purpledancerbmw5279 that backfire, didn't it? Maybe he is jealous, we might never know, but he is a comedian! He is allow to get away with it in a civilized society. Does any one has asked him when to stop?

  • @michaelgreer5174
    @michaelgreer5174 Před 2 lety

    Just a Brilliant compilation.. Thanks.. Genius !!

  • @theotherstatesofamericahis5212

    The letterman clip is wonderful. Chris starts with the cliche comments, then goes right for Dave's personal life, then brings it back to himself, and lets Dave get a couple in. Mastery

  • @siyasangajabane1203
    @siyasangajabane1203 Před 4 lety +3814

    I don't care everybody's better than me. Give me the job

    • @itdoesntmatterwhoweare
      @itdoesntmatterwhoweare Před 4 lety +100

      I really felt that

    • @Lildoc911
      @Lildoc911 Před 4 lety +25

      To Stewart as well. I know she's probably a better actor now. It was just candid and raw.

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard Před 4 lety +28

      I don't care IF everybody is better than me.

    • @siyasangajabane1203
      @siyasangajabane1203 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Kyle_Hubbard lol its not for marks

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard Před 4 lety +17

      @@siyasangajabane1203 My bad, was trying to translate Nigganese to English.

  • @coryburns9161
    @coryburns9161 Před 2 lety +760

    I would rather hang out Chris Rock than Will Smith any day of the week 👌

  • @imnodog
    @imnodog Před 2 lety +3

    And then they all slapped him, oh wait, that was just beta man Will

  • @sukiBambina
    @sukiBambina Před 2 lety +15

    It would be an honour for me to get roasted by this man

  • @leohasfunonline4847
    @leohasfunonline4847 Před 2 lety +659

    I'm here after the Oscars, to see some people that can actually take a joke. Ama right?

    • @coryleblanc
      @coryleblanc Před 2 lety +4

      i came here to see if Chris could make me laugh and he failed hard

    • @johnsilver6316
      @johnsilver6316 Před 2 lety +28

      @@coryleblanc you’re commenting because he made you laugh, you’re just butthurt because jada is bald, and she couldn’t take a light joke.

    • @Nardz024
      @Nardz024 Před 2 lety

      I'm here to see how long it took before someone finally smacked the shit out of this dude that's been ass his whole career..

    • @coryleblanc
      @coryleblanc Před 2 lety +1

      @@johnsilver6316 nothing he said has ever made me laugh, not even a bit

    • @coryleblanc
      @coryleblanc Před 2 lety

      @cosy murx the seal video is real, not fake or made up

  • @TheOmegasVisage
    @TheOmegasVisage Před 3 lety +1243

    I like how the Olsen twins were nodding and laughing like, “yeah he’s creepy af please keep him away from us”.

    • @blakequann9380
      @blakequann9380 Před 3 lety +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @meesalikeu
      @meesalikeu Před 3 lety +61

      which is funny because the olsen twins are creepy too. well not r kelly creepy .. but close.

    • @beatrizm9451
      @beatrizm9451 Před 3 lety +26

      @@meesalikeu what stfu

    • @freestylehood3936
      @freestylehood3936 Před 2 lety +40

      Olsen twins are creepy too man 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @ToxiicZombee
      @ToxiicZombee Před 2 lety +40

      @@beatrizm9451 hahaha nah hes right they are kinda creepy lol they look like little vampires everytime I see them huddling together and shit pale af lol

  • @stevesiever711
    @stevesiever711 Před 7 měsíci

    One of my favorites

  • @danf4447
    @danf4447 Před 10 měsíci +2

    you gotta love when dave gets a genuine real laugh out of chris..:)

  • @also9825
    @also9825 Před 2 lety +497

    The most amazing thing about this video now, is that no one punches him or even attempts to, throughout the WHOLE video

    • @RussellWatters
      @RussellWatters Před 2 lety +14

      Dave sat there and took it like a champ. Couldn't say much...

    • @blwtheblue
      @blwtheblue Před 2 lety +4

      Well im happy someone finally did. Too bad it was staged

    • @akmaldanial67
      @akmaldanial67 Před 2 lety +5

      @@blwtheblue Actually, it's real.

    • @shabzone
      @shabzone Před 2 lety

      Uh did you see the unedited end to the letterman interview? czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html

    • @spirotomaras4108
      @spirotomaras4108 Před 2 lety +1

      I thought the most amazing thing was Stallone's face. He wanted to smile so bad, his face just wouldn't allow it. The hardest rep he has ever done was pushing out that smile.

  • @billyyank5807
    @billyyank5807 Před 2 lety +607

    Trevor Noah laughing his butt off over the jussie smollet joke is hilarious.

    • @alebg216
      @alebg216 Před 2 lety +31

      Yeah! Trevor also hugged Will Smith at the party after he slapped Chris Rock!

    • @user-vv5ju3fj1p
      @user-vv5ju3fj1p Před 2 lety +11

      @@alebg216 Ok... What's your point?

    • @googlename7943
      @googlename7943 Před 2 lety +19

      @@user-vv5ju3fj1p he criticised kanye but is OK with will smith

    • @user-vv5ju3fj1p
      @user-vv5ju3fj1p Před 2 lety +9

      @@googlename7943 How do you draw that conclusion from him hugging Will Smith?

    • @deborahtanner354
      @deborahtanner354 Před 2 lety

      Yes!

  • @Madskillsuniversity
    @Madskillsuniversity Před 7 měsíci +3

    I sometimes forget how smart and funny Chris really is.

    • @o.c.g.m9426
      @o.c.g.m9426 Před 5 měsíci

      The man has worked his way up from pookie on new jack and I'm gonna get you sucks to signing 60 million dollar Netflix deals. Give him his 💐 now

  • @evajones8243
    @evajones8243 Před rokem

    Thanks for the great edits!

  • @Stuart267
    @Stuart267 Před 4 lety +846

    F*cking love Chris Rock. Fearless comedians are a dying breed & he's one of the last ones standing

    • @diwanmal2335
      @diwanmal2335 Před 3 lety +17

      Ricky Gervais, Hasan Minhaj , bill burr

    • @xbxbax69
      @xbxbax69 Před 3 lety +2

      Frankie Boyle

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 Před 3 lety +10

      @@xbxbax69 Frankie Boyle is a sellout & a Socialist scumbag to boot

    • @xbxbax69
      @xbxbax69 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Stuart267 still funny tho

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 Před 3 lety +11

      @@xbxbax69 at one time he was. now he's all about propagating White Guilt.

  • @TheArtisanTarotTBMoon
    @TheArtisanTarotTBMoon Před 2 lety +651

    The fact the Chris Rock made Sylvester Stallone laugh shows he has the true gift of comedy. I have never seen him laugh in public gathering like ever.

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz Před 2 lety +22

      He laughed? Seriously, how could you tell? He's plastic.

    • @MichelleVisageOnlyFans
      @MichelleVisageOnlyFans Před 2 lety +11

      It's impossible to laugh through all that Botox, man!

    • @taylorj7
      @taylorj7 Před 2 lety +16

      @@cutieapplepie he smiled thru the botox 😂

    • @cliffbooth7075
      @cliffbooth7075 Před 2 lety +12

      The true challenge would be getting Donald Trump to legitimately laugh. He fake smiles but never laughs.

    • @vindiaz2924
      @vindiaz2924 Před 2 lety +2

      That's his 24-7 crooked lip look, not a laugh.

  • @budsawyer8581
    @budsawyer8581 Před 7 měsíci

    LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @fordtoy2000
    @fordtoy2000 Před 2 lety

    Awesome compilation. Thanks!

  • @goreds551
    @goreds551 Před 4 lety +382

    "Jennifer is just the Commodores, the ass is Lionel Ritchie." LOL

  • @avery-james
    @avery-james Před 3 lety +286

    “Your movie went straight to audio.” Lmaooo

    • @Diispaceyone
      @Diispaceyone Před 2 lety +10

      Holy shit that killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @charlesspeaksthetruth4334
      @charlesspeaksthetruth4334 Před 2 lety +5

      That was a good one lol 😆

    • @dennisbraxton3770
      @dennisbraxton3770 Před 2 lety +5

      Even Jay leno couldn’t stop laughing 😂

    • @itsbmeGaming
      @itsbmeGaming Před 2 lety +2

      @@dennisbraxton3770 That laugh said that even he knew he starred in some bad movies. True fact is that one he did called Collision Course, he stated that on the last day of filming the movie ran out of money so they couldn't film some other scenes or even do post production or editing. This is probably the movie Chris Rock was referring too. Poor Jay. 😂

    • @thetruth4198
      @thetruth4198 Před 2 lety +6

      That was the funniest line in this whole video!!

  • @feliciachoate410
    @feliciachoate410 Před 2 lety

    Loved it thank you

  • @emilybrooke023
    @emilybrooke023 Před 3 měsíci

    Super Funny! 💛.... A great "mash-up" video! Lots of great laughs in this 😅

  • @joshpeetrash
    @joshpeetrash Před 4 lety +504

    His back-and forth with Letterman is absolutely gold 😂

    • @PayneKilla94
      @PayneKilla94 Před 4 lety +20

      Warranty is running out lmaoo fucking died

    • @omeganrayn
      @omeganrayn Před 2 lety +10

      IMO, I love his back and forth with Leno.
      That “straight to audio” was probably not the first time he told that joke BUT it hit so well and Leno was caught off guard and rolling

  • @don8668
    @don8668 Před 4 lety +794

    "What the hell am I coming home to a mad woman for?"
    I could not agree more.

    • @realSimoneCherie
      @realSimoneCherie Před 3 lety +7

      Same

    • @marcb3733
      @marcb3733 Před 2 lety +4

      Mannn its those phrases that make me so happy I dont date my ex anymore

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 Před 2 lety +6

      A helluva lot of men and women have gotten that phone call from their partner while out with their friends or at the bar or something... "You better come home right now, goddammit!!!"
      Uhhhhhhhh no. Nope, no thanks, not gonna do it. You sit there and cool off for a day or two, honeybunch, then we'll talk.
      Back in the day before cell phones, it was even worse. Because if you answered the phone they knew right where you were. So sometimes they'd come looking for your ass just to yell at you and make a big scene. Don't do that, people. NOBODY wants to see that.

    • @jsmum196
      @jsmum196 Před 2 lety +5

      That was a joke to Will about Jada.

    • @TortugaLuv
      @TortugaLuv Před 2 lety +3

      will is this you?

  • @humzasulaiman1719
    @humzasulaiman1719 Před 2 lety +1

    Such a sweet guy, one of the best comedians ♥️

  • @chrismoser9676
    @chrismoser9676 Před 3 lety +404

    You see how smart Dave Letterman is too? He subtlely says "keep going", which on the surface matches Chris's story, but he's really saying to Chris "this is good. Don't stop this joke yet". Chris went totally off the cuff after that, and even set up Dave's punchline.
    That's old school, HIGH LEVEL improv ability from both of them

    • @donchristie420
      @donchristie420 Před 2 lety +5

      @Todd Hampton comedians aren’t always funny to everyone and he does know how to feed off others- first comment stands

    • @MrBoDiggety
      @MrBoDiggety Před 2 lety +12

      @Chris Genius recognizes genius.

    • @gariejoyce5263
      @gariejoyce5263 Před 2 lety +22

      Yes i recognized the subtle push from Dave. Boy Dave’s got some thick skin

    • @one.2622
      @one.2622 Před 2 lety +3

      Calm down lol

    • @jermainejackson9024
      @jermainejackson9024 Před 2 lety +2

      He spares nobody 🤣😂😭

  • @toomuchdrivetothrive
    @toomuchdrivetothrive Před 4 lety +772

    His early standup is still the best I've ever heard. No one does economics jokes like Rock. His minimum wage joke still makes me laugh.

    • @chillbro2275
      @chillbro2275 Před 4 lety +5

      hahaha I haven't heard that one, I wanna find it.

    • @nshivaguru7743
      @nshivaguru7743 Před 4 lety +4

      @@chillbro2275 czcams.com/video/mEa0ex1XP4c/video.html

    • @iamjaquanna
      @iamjaquanna Před 4 lety +4

      agreed! he is truly the best!

    • @dnkzn3184
      @dnkzn3184 Před 4 lety +3

      Todd Beuckens Agreed! He’s definitely one of my favorite stand up comedians of all time.

    • @biguglyduck540
      @biguglyduck540 Před 4 lety +3

      Even Jay Z had to quote Chris rock

  • @gregoryseay1814
    @gregoryseay1814 Před rokem +1

    Truly Amazing and Awesome this man is!!

  • @Susana.Cervantes
    @Susana.Cervantes Před rokem +1

    I loved this!
    I love Chris!!!

  • @Irv123
    @Irv123 Před 4 lety +311

    "Diabeats" 💀

  • @56postoffice
    @56postoffice Před 4 lety +910

    *"Rocky" is set where white athletes are as good as black athletes. So "Rocky" is a science fiction movie.* 😂😂

    • @totallynoteko9694
      @totallynoteko9694 Před 4 lety +66

      @Illuminati Sheep the first one was a joke but then you come out here with no jokes all racist like

    • @johnsheehan1194
      @johnsheehan1194 Před 4 lety +5

      Wow, you got your whole life torn apart in that paragraph lol shows a big narrative in the black community too.

    • @LauritZenc
      @LauritZenc Před 4 lety +47

      LOL. I remember a time when people would just laugh at jokes like this, or alternatively just ignore them if not to their taste, without getting all triggered. Pathetic snowflakery.

    • @LauritZenc
      @LauritZenc Před 4 lety +22

      @Illuminati Sheep When you get bored of trawling the Internet looking for things to be offended by, try to enjoy Christmas with your friends and family. Assuming you have any friends or family who wish to keep in touch with you.
      And assuming the concept of the Christmas festival doesn't deeply offend you (let's be honest, it probably does), in which case have a nice festive period, happy holidays, or whatever you like to call it. I am now regretting engaging with a snowflake it's bloody hard work! :)

    • @SkammLykelee
      @SkammLykelee Před 4 lety +8

      @@LauritZenc well said.

  • @Joni-521
    @Joni-521 Před rokem +6

    Chris rock is the funniest man since Richard Pryor everything that comes out of his mouth is funny on point😂😂❤❤

  • @ebymathews9071
    @ebymathews9071 Před 2 lety +2

    Now I know why will Smith slapped this genius......no one could STOP HIM....not even an OSCAR SLAP....the show must GO ON...
    and will Smith must GO 10.....you know what I mean.....

  • @jsmum196
    @jsmum196 Před 2 lety +340

    Chris Rock just went to the sky with ratings! We want to see more of Chris now. Will who?

    • @gigia741
      @gigia741 Před 2 lety +5

      Exactly

    • @crusader0074
      @crusader0074 Před 2 lety +7

      Lethal weapon 4 is better than ALL three Bad Boys.

    • @SleepingSoldier
      @SleepingSoldier Před 2 lety

      @@crusader0074 Yeah because of Jet Li.

    • @crusader0074
      @crusader0074 Před 2 lety

      @@SleepingSoldier
      That’s true.

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 Před 2 lety +6

      Will is gonna take a "sabbatical" and go on a "journey of self healing" blah blah in other words,
      he's gonna let the heat die down. Chris will be packing them in. His stock just went way up.

  • @Observer-cp4if
    @Observer-cp4if Před 4 lety +247

    "If my wife is mad at me I just add on shows." Hahahahaha!

  • @Andrea.G..69
    @Andrea.G..69 Před rokem

    Loved it. Chris De man!

  • @LiarsAllTheWay
    @LiarsAllTheWay Před rokem

    Keep em coming and keep on going, guys! 👍

  • @michaelparry2162
    @michaelparry2162 Před 4 lety +299

    "The first black man he ever met, he got for Christmas" OMG

  • @hallclmall1251
    @hallclmall1251 Před 2 lety +157

    I love Chris with David Letterman. They seem like real friends and are hilarious together!
    “You still got that boy?” 🤣🤣

    • @leaveitorsinkit242
      @leaveitorsinkit242 Před 2 lety +1

      How’s that funny?

    • @varsedo
      @varsedo Před 2 lety +3

      @@leaveitorsinkit242 comedy is subjective

    • @Gitfiddle
      @Gitfiddle Před 2 lety +5

      @@leaveitorsinkit242 it’s a divorce joke. Wooosh!

    • @leaveitorsinkit242
      @leaveitorsinkit242 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Gitfiddle Ok… now it makes sense. I didn’t know Letterman divorced his wife.

    • @anthonynewman4039
      @anthonynewman4039 Před 2 lety +1

      Like how could letterman not still have his boy?very funny.Chris Rock is the person who will say the things most people only think.He's such an articulate and precise comedian,one of the greatest.He's handled the Oscar attack like a true gentleman.More power to him.

  • @Anfmethodjor
    @Anfmethodjor Před rokem

    Legend!

  • @donaldthompson992
    @donaldthompson992 Před rokem

    Absolutely brilliant

  • @ColdBloodCreations
    @ColdBloodCreations Před 2 lety +513

    Looks like everybody could take a joke except Will Smith and G.I. Ho

  • @bethuelmamabolo8246
    @bethuelmamabolo8246 Před 2 lety +86

    Letterman tried so hard to change the subject but Chris just kept going. Brilliant 😂😂

  • @cca8076
    @cca8076 Před 2 lety +1

    thank you...i needed to laugh.

  • @evelioroque3706
    @evelioroque3706 Před 2 lety +1

    I've just saw here the video of Prince playing the guitar solo of "WHILE MY GUITAR GENTLY WEEPS" on the Tribute to George Harrison. Brilliant! Here I've just watched this a Chris Rock ROASTING compilation Brilliant!. Now I am in the mood to watch the interview Chris Rock did to PRINCE. BRILLIANT!

  • @charmac37
    @charmac37 Před 4 lety +246

    Chris Rock. Love him or hate him. He’s an all time great. His improvisational skills are off the charts. The ultimate compliment for a comedian is when someone says “you’re funny.” This guy can make you laugh at things you probably shouldn’t even be laughing at. Lmmfao!!!

    • @tylerperkinson1677
      @tylerperkinson1677 Před 4 lety +2

      He gets on my nerves occasionally, etc., but he makes me laugh more often than not, and he gets a lot of respect from me.

    • @baronvonfaust
      @baronvonfaust Před 4 lety +3

      I really dig how sometimes when he's goin in on someone, he's just cackling at their responses and you can see he finds the whole thing hilarious. I guess it just makes it funnier because he's fully committed to the bit? He's so quick too. I didn't really get in to comedy until a little while back and it was only after I saw Chris Rock on Louie and in Dogma that I realised what a legend he was. So happy I get to enjoy his work now.
      I dunno if any of that makes sense, I'm still ignorant to a lot of what makes comedy work but anyway he's a genius in my book

  • @supernate223
    @supernate223 Před 4 lety +1016

    Chris was really really roasting Dave Letterman when he lost his voice.

    • @ralow702
      @ralow702 Před 4 lety +60

      "Not much I can say here..."

    • @cason211
      @cason211 Před 4 lety +7

      It was awesome. 😂
      Really got me in a box here... lol

    • @clarktownsend8991
      @clarktownsend8991 Před 4 lety +38

      He knows Dave can take it that's why he did it.

    • @Jingling-MelO
      @Jingling-MelO Před 4 lety +60

      Tried to change the subject, but Chris just brought it right back around

    • @McPaulieD
      @McPaulieD Před 4 lety +6

      Letterman straight up sounded like Dick Cheney

  • @janethalken8269
    @janethalken8269 Před 2 lety +2

    I've loved CR since his first 15 second scene in "I'm gonna git you sucka", it still cracks me up. "How much is a sip o' coke?"...

  • @shaunawint5626
    @shaunawint5626 Před rokem +1

    I enjoyed this

  • @kavinda05
    @kavinda05 Před 4 lety +465

    Chris Rock does not age, I swear he still looks the same as he did 20 years ago

    • @OnyxJames
      @OnyxJames Před 4 lety +10

      He looks better now than he did 20yrs ago-Chris Rock wasnt cute back in the day but now he looks pretty decent,that's the truth.

    • @justarandomlad3756
      @justarandomlad3756 Před 4 lety +13

      'Black don't crack'

    • @barbosaguzman6101
      @barbosaguzman6101 Před 4 lety +3

      lad until on crack.

    • @justarandomlad3756
      @justarandomlad3756 Před 3 lety

      @@shawnmendrek3544 I just paraphrased several black blokes here

    • @fabianavalos1386
      @fabianavalos1386 Před 3 lety

      @@barbosaguzman6101
      Pokie

  • @darrenthornton2419
    @darrenthornton2419 Před 2 lety +55

    letterman continuously having him back, knowing damn well Chris is just gonna unload on him...these guys are pros

  • @jimm4935
    @jimm4935 Před 9 měsíci

    keep em coming, dig Chris Rock 🙂

  • @DrNoBrazil
    @DrNoBrazil Před rokem +1

    Best Netflix special

  • @apoc5412
    @apoc5412 Před 2 lety +15

    Cant wait for G.I. Jane 2!

  • @champloo9058
    @champloo9058 Před 3 lety +277

    I love how Trevor was cracking up there

    • @74alyse
      @74alyse Před 2 lety +14

      I was waiting to see someone comment about Trevor..😁👍🏽

    • @OvertheHIL524
      @OvertheHIL524 Před 2 lety +10

      He'll probably apologizes for laughing years ago. Trevor is terrible trash.

    • @happygilmore1844
      @happygilmore1844 Před 2 lety +2

      @@OvertheHIL524 the worst comedian ever...not even funny

    • @dornstar18
      @dornstar18 Před 2 lety +1

      I didn’t get that joke

    • @SunShineSeLecT
      @SunShineSeLecT Před 2 lety

      I'm sure Chris starting with the list of don't says to see what he's gonna say started the hysterical laughing 😆😂🤣

  • @zombillyboogie9370
    @zombillyboogie9370 Před rokem

    This is so good I’m gonna watch it again

  • @somebodycomegether770
    @somebodycomegether770 Před rokem +2

    he has great stand up comedy specials they constantly have me dying

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 Před 2 lety +473

    It's funny, looking back at how ruthlessly he ribbed Letterman for his infidelities, I think Chris absolutely should have went with an "August" joke at the Oscars this year. The GI Jane 2 joke was way too tame for Will, he clearly wanted a much better "smack". Seeing how many times Will laughed at Chris' jokes over the years, it's still a very bizarre event.

    • @itszoe2913
      @itszoe2913 Před 2 lety +14

      Unrelated but Jesus loves you Have an amazing day

    • @jesusislord6545
      @jesusislord6545 Před 2 lety +8

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful.”
      ‭‭Joshua‬ ‭1:8‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      Jm

    • @k-wizzy9010
      @k-wizzy9010 Před 2 lety +13

      @@itszoe2913 if it’s unrelated why comment it

    • @TheRadScientist_
      @TheRadScientist_ Před 2 lety +29

      After Will slapped Chris, Chris should’ve been like “Damn, I’m gonna feel that slap until August.”

    • @bernie.fitzpatrick7948
      @bernie.fitzpatrick7948 Před 2 lety +4

      @@TheRadScientist_ great joke Lol 😂

  • @devolutionone
    @devolutionone Před 4 lety +2145

    He is wayyy funnier than Kevin Hart, give him the job.

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 Před 4 lety +91

      devolutionone * - You know the constant “He’s funnier than Kevin Hart” comment just makes Kevin Hart look like the “gold standard” of comedy or some shit. You guys are unwillingly making Hart look like the Michael Jordan of comedy.

    • @wittymartin
      @wittymartin Před 4 lety +103

      Jwda thefax when we all know The Godfather of Comedy is Dave Chappelle

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 Před 4 lety +23

      Witness Martin - It’s all subjective, but for the record, I wouldn’t argue against that.

    • @SkammLykelee
      @SkammLykelee Před 4 lety +35

      @@jwdathefax377 Well the point is, Kevin Hart is getting all the movies and all the attention currently. Only one black comedian at a time can get the big bucks. It went, Cosby, Pryor, Eddie, Martin, Rock, Chapelle and now Hart.

    • @mikeanthony2779
      @mikeanthony2779 Před 4 lety +32

      Chris is a funnier comedian, for sure, but Kevin is a funnier comedic actor.

  • @leeg7106
    @leeg7106 Před 2 lety

    That’s was awesome, thank you!

  • @jennyfinnell7719
    @jennyfinnell7719 Před 2 lety

    really enjoying to get to Chris Rock and his older material, ever since the oscars. I love his upbeat personality, quick wit, and I think he is a loving family guy.

  • @speedyzolt
    @speedyzolt Před 2 lety +178

    I like Chris Rock. He’s a brother that brings all people together through his comedy.

    • @oscarjones6756
      @oscarjones6756 Před 2 lety +3

      Brother wow that’s funny how you use that he’s a black. Replace those two words see how it sounds. Exactly how most brothers will sew this

    • @goodauldglesgatoon163
      @goodauldglesgatoon163 Před 2 lety

      He's nothing but a racist

  • @arcticridge
    @arcticridge Před 2 lety +532

    I used to think Chris was overrated, but now I have mad respect for him, he handled the situation perfectly.

  • @nataliaroberts1536
    @nataliaroberts1536 Před rokem

    This is Great!!!;:Thank you!!

  • @abdirisakawes6544
    @abdirisakawes6544 Před rokem +1

    What a legend! Lmao 😂

  • @ds698
    @ds698 Před 2 lety +101

    I’m on a Chris Rock stand up video binge, everyone support Rock and get his videos pumped in the algorithm!