Jeff Ross Funniest Roasts of All Time

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2018
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  • @Cathoholicism
    @Cathoholicism Před 4 lety +27502

    Why does this guy look like an entirely new person in every clip?

  • @juicelord4792
    @juicelord4792 Před 4 lety +6509

    “You look like a stripper who hates money, so you work here!”
    Bruh, I know she felt that joke 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @1968luch
      @1968luch Před 4 lety +18

      Juice Lord 😂😂😂😂

    • @mr.bender1692
      @mr.bender1692 Před 4 lety +243

      I would be willing to bet $100 she is also a stripper. I'll be honest, and cut the bullshit, I'd be willing to give her $100 to watch her cook some chicken wings.

    • @hardanalljr.3138
      @hardanalljr.3138 Před 4 lety +94

      @@mr.bender1692 100$ for nothing lol fucking geek

    • @mr.bender1692
      @mr.bender1692 Před 4 lety +233

      @@hardanalljr.3138 You're so hardcore. I wish I was as awesome you are!

    • @hardanalljr.3138
      @hardanalljr.3138 Před 4 lety +14

      @@mr.bender1692 i already know that guy

  • @Julianhulian
    @Julianhulian Před 2 lety +1535

    He murdered jake tapper “I use your show as a nightlight” “I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget”💀💀

    • @romulo353
      @romulo353 Před 2 lety +13

      I'm deeead

    • @ben6993
      @ben6993 Před 2 lety +7

      Love it 🤣🤣

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 Před 2 lety +10

      SHAQ was close 2nd

    • @dsrree
      @dsrree Před rokem

      Yeah they're literally sitting in the corner of a room with some green screen curtains on the walls around them. It looks good on tv but in real life I bet it looks terrible as shit.

    • @Aidenhua
      @Aidenhua Před rokem +1

      @@dsrree that wasn't the joke buddy💀

  • @kwymard11
    @kwymard11 Před rokem +328

    “I’m teasing you Shaq. You know that. You were great in The Green Mile” 💀💀
    So good

    • @mikefixac
      @mikefixac Před rokem +4

      I didn't get the joke until I looked up The Green Mile and saw a picture of the cast. OMG, that's funny.

    • @dalmnationtwitch7931
      @dalmnationtwitch7931 Před rokem +3

      @@mikefixac You need to watch the movie

    • @MrRinre
      @MrRinre Před 7 měsíci +1

      It's a great movie.

    • @TheBrianhj
      @TheBrianhj Před 6 měsíci

      The movie sucked dick compared to the book

  • @in_the_pines
    @in_the_pines Před 4 lety +7542

    Imagine the shit this guy comes up with when actually pissed at someone during an argument.

    • @yinyuetrifecta
      @yinyuetrifecta Před 4 lety +64

      Damnnnnn

    • @fearanarchy
      @fearanarchy Před 4 lety +82

      Hopefully it is funny. Because it has been a long wait

    • @kayceewhite
      @kayceewhite Před 4 lety +23

      In the Pines
      I would be so emotionally broken if I was his wife 😂😂😂

    • @doggomcd
      @doggomcd Před 4 lety +26

      @@Benevezzioficial I disagree, the actual need to insult is something magical in itself.

    • @sk3reviews181
      @sk3reviews181 Před 4 lety +4

      He'd tell them to grow a pair 😂

  • @jtothed3318
    @jtothed3318 Před 3 lety +11488

    the most roastable guy on earth overcame his vulnerability of being roasted by becoming the king of roasting

    • @JamesonEst1780
      @JamesonEst1780 Před 3 lety +137

      I think the king of roasting had to go to Don Rickles! Though, I agree with everything else you said! 😂

    • @jasperverwijs8834
      @jasperverwijs8834 Před 3 lety +7

      Mmm' indeed

    • @natebowman1190
      @natebowman1190 Před 3 lety +20

      Why am I now in the mood for roast beef?

    • @FirstLast-sy3rj
      @FirstLast-sy3rj Před 3 lety +15

      JamesonEst1780 DR was definitely The Godfather of roasts but all-time, I’ll nominate the late, great, Greg Geraldo.

    • @jamal_khan
      @jamal_khan Před 3 lety +14

      The Roast Master General

  • @Ro7ard
    @Ro7ard Před 2 lety +194

    "He's an Arab if that helps"
    I swear if the afterlife exists, the management there are already looking for a way to send him back lol. RIP Norm

    • @jammiiee
      @jammiiee Před 2 lety +1

      tremendous

    • @SF-ko7hm
      @SF-ko7hm Před rokem +1

      It does bud, if that answers your question

    • @justlift213
      @justlift213 Před rokem +1

      As a half Lebanese man, i died laughing cause it definitely helps.
      R.I.P Norm 🐐

  • @ryanlemley4866
    @ryanlemley4866 Před rokem +168

    Jeff is what happens when you quit working on your stand up and focus all of your energy on destroying hecklers. He's unbeatable. Love every word that comes out of his mouth.

  • @rustynugget2288
    @rustynugget2288 Před 4 lety +10454

    20 seconds in and more funny than amy schumer's entire career

    • @isaiahcampbell5657
      @isaiahcampbell5657 Před 4 lety +354

      and it's also original jokes unlike amy schumer's career

    • @HookedCamper
      @HookedCamper Před 4 lety +50

      Rusty Nugget
      Amen To that

    • @scottielambert9312
      @scottielambert9312 Před 4 lety +27

      Get over it for God's sake. You boys who get piss yourself scared over women who dont fit your sad 1950s mold.

    • @isaiahcampbell5657
      @isaiahcampbell5657 Před 4 lety +189

      @@scottielambert9312 what does that have to do with her not being funny i mean she is still not funny

    • @scottielambert9312
      @scottielambert9312 Před 4 lety +11

      @@isaiahcampbell5657 I believe she is, it's clearly not for incels and I get that, but she is empirically funny. Dont give a fuck what trump supporting incels dont like, I enjoy it.

  • @Maan77777
    @Maan77777 Před 2 lety +64

    7:14 that part is just hillarious.
    "Oh my god there's kids,run!run!"
    I died at that😂😂😂😂

  • @Daily_Bassist
    @Daily_Bassist Před rokem +37

    People are overlooking “I’ve seen younger faces on cash.” Top tier joke

  • @Sandesh98147
    @Sandesh98147 Před 3 lety +5065

    "I use your show as night light"
    Single most brutal line in this entire compilation.

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 Před 3 lety +59

      Lifted wholesale from Don Rickles' act.

    • @XxMusclecarsxX
      @XxMusclecarsxX Před 3 lety +185

      seen hostage videos with a bigger budget hahahaa

    • @cjsnappi1535
      @cjsnappi1535 Před 3 lety +82

      “I didn’t know you shop at forever 41... you look great.”

    • @markladenheim5352
      @markladenheim5352 Před 3 lety +7

      @@jjryan1352 Was going to say the exact same thing. Wonder if Rickles was still alive at the time.

    • @ghoststrad2000
      @ghoststrad2000 Před 3 lety +13

      I thought what he said to the talk show host in the beginning was more brutal “is this tonight’s monologue?” And lifted up the trash can “garbage”

  • @tough4129
    @tough4129 Před 4 lety +4142

    He looks like a real life Simpson's character

  • @MakeitStop-er5kx
    @MakeitStop-er5kx Před rokem +47

    Norm McDonald is doing his absolute best to hold it together, RIP to that legend, I would have lost it when he said that guy, "looks like Orville Redenbacher's fluffer"!

  • @user-cb2lz8yy9s
    @user-cb2lz8yy9s Před 2 lety +79

    He can dish it with out offending people. He has a way with comedy. I like when he messes with people and then turns into a marshmallow and adds class to humble the people he’s roasting. He’s a good guy.

    • @mail-qh2qc
      @mail-qh2qc Před 7 měsíci +2

      The 2 girls that he made the yahoo joke about and said no one knows you can tell we're offended. The most offended was the girl in the red dress he said takes her clothes off when the director says action. The women beside her looked pissed too

    • @user-cb2lz8yy9s
      @user-cb2lz8yy9s Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@mail-qh2qcIt’s Jeff Ross, come on. You can’t take him seriously. He ROASTS people. If he roasts you; you should feel lucky. My humble opinion. It’s just what he does…besides, the best part, you could make fun of him in hundreds of ways back and he would just laugh.

  • @TonyHavenMusic
    @TonyHavenMusic Před 4 lety +7727

    Jeff Ross reads a room so so well, he can be racist to a group of people and get pure honest laughter, legend

    • @efishta
      @efishta Před 4 lety +318

      A good roaster does that - see Don Rickles' videos here for a taste of old school roasting. What I find unique about Jeff is that he gets away with the racial stuff in an era of political correctness.

    • @bsherder
      @bsherder Před 4 lety +64

      3:28 That is so true. No way i could imagine saying it in a way that makes it funny. EDIT: I meant the way he presented that as a joke was funny.

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x Před 4 lety +158

      Being racist?um, no. It's called funny is funny. If it was racist people wouldn't laugh

    • @TonyHavenMusic
      @TonyHavenMusic Před 4 lety +95

      @@user-nj1zu2nf1x for every racist joke there's someone who didn't laugh and wrote in an official complaint, it's normal, all I'm saying is there's so many comedians that can't phrase things or approach race based comedy the way he does, I really like him

    • @samuelaurora3632
      @samuelaurora3632 Před 4 lety +53

      bsherder that wasn’t a racist joke, rather “you’re an oversized human and look like a gorilla” joke. You could say the same to Brock Lesnar for example. Although he may punch you..

  • @darkfeather6857
    @darkfeather6857 Před 3 lety +6065

    "Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" That joke alone was worth the price of admission.

  • @ScotchOffTheRocks
    @ScotchOffTheRocks Před 8 měsíci +3

    “He’s an Arab, if that helps,” I fucking love Norm 😂

  • @TheBINIBALL
    @TheBINIBALL Před rokem +16

    "You're like Amy Winehouse if she went to rehab" That was beautiful lmao. Ryan Stiles being Kramer lite is underrated af haha

  • @jasonpoletta1797
    @jasonpoletta1797 Před 3 lety +4406

    "Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction"
    Dead

  • @Bruh-vs1qv
    @Bruh-vs1qv Před 4 lety +2192

    “Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school.”
    Oh my God.

  • @mml0082
    @mml0082 Před 2 lety +37

    I hung out with him for a couple weeks and he’s the funniest most chill guy ever,, usually comedians you meet in person have a dark intense side to them that they mask with comedy

    • @frankiefavero1666
      @frankiefavero1666 Před rokem +1

      I'm seeing him and Dave Chappelle tonight! Beyond exited!

  • @selvmortsydd
    @selvmortsydd Před rokem +6

    Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here? That was savage..hahaha

  • @Cartnite3
    @Cartnite3 Před 3 lety +1736

    “I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget.” 😭

    • @dantedt3931
      @dantedt3931 Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @PonyBoy1776
      @PonyBoy1776 Před 3 lety +4

      If that ain't the truth

    • @danielprovost
      @danielprovost Před 3 lety +2

      That one got me too. Honestly to come up with these jokes, your life has revolve around comedy 24/7. Brilliant!

    • @ufcknockouts07
      @ufcknockouts07 Před 3 lety +2

      "It looks like Trump built a wall around only you" haha

  • @oscarbainbridge8656
    @oscarbainbridge8656 Před 5 lety +2791

    "your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" he would get crucified in 2019 for that one hahaha

    • @oo7moses
      @oo7moses Před 5 lety +273

      Good thing he didn't tweet it, or they would go back as many years as it takes and still get him for it!

    • @thesweboy2873
      @thesweboy2873 Před 5 lety +9

      Difference is that he is famous.

    • @eazy1174
      @eazy1174 Před 4 lety +12

      Racial undertones? Sorry I legit dont know

    • @prncssdi83
      @prncssdi83 Před 4 lety +81

      I about died laughing. I miss the days when people weren't looking to be outraged about everything and could take a joke.

    • @paradoxlust
      @paradoxlust Před 4 lety +33

      Go watch the opening 15 minutes of Eddie Murphy's Delirious. "The faggot section" holy shit that would never fly today. Law/lay of the land.

  • @leviriordan7183
    @leviriordan7183 Před 2 lety +30

    I like how the jokes come hard enough that he says compliments at the same time to balance out the emotions😁

  • @paulplack490
    @paulplack490 Před 2 lety +3

    Love the shots of reactions from the audience when he's roasting Shaq. This was really funny!

  • @wallacedeveer077
    @wallacedeveer077 Před 3 lety +2236

    "Dancing with the vaguely familiar" lmaoooo

  • @richard_nj
    @richard_nj Před 5 lety +4574

    He went from looking 38 to 65 real fast

    • @ItsBinhRepaired
      @ItsBinhRepaired Před 5 lety +15

      Don't people usually rate people out of 10? So...the jokes upped his appeal 27% for you? Lol jk

    • @techmaniac69
      @techmaniac69 Před 5 lety +125

      @@ItsBinhRepaired are u actually that dumb. There talking about his age

    • @roper2334
      @roper2334 Před 5 lety +25

      techmaniac69 lmao they’re 😂

    • @techmaniac69
      @techmaniac69 Před 5 lety +16

      @@roper2334 pathetic get a life grammar Nazi

    • @mitcht1026
      @mitcht1026 Před 5 lety +8

      i mean.. its kinda true. but all those clips where he looked 38 were like 1998-2000 ish.. and his new stuff where he's fat and bald is 2015+ so.. 15 years of booze and smokes can do that

  • @wamrainc176
    @wamrainc176 Před 2 lety +10

    This man is a true comedian genius, Most of his quips are hilarious and ingenious

  • @ebruceii
    @ebruceii Před 2 lety +4

    One of the few people left on this planet who can never be canceled.

  • @johnnyfiveo
    @johnnyfiveo Před 4 lety +1495

    "i use your show as a nightlight"
    "I've seen bigger budgets in hostage videos"
    comedy gold

  • @michaelr7254
    @michaelr7254 Před 4 lety +1710

    "Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction!"
    Dead.

    • @reggiebrownjr9105
      @reggiebrownjr9105 Před 4 lety +16

      Funniest one here lol 😂👌

    • @clapadamclap
      @clapadamclap Před 4 lety +35

      that one was stone cold savage!

    • @flinchless
      @flinchless Před 4 lety +12

      That was Don Rickles funny

    • @chrissearl2376
      @chrissearl2376 Před 4 lety +6

      I cant stand Robin but she took that so well lol

    • @monitoler5721
      @monitoler5721 Před 4 lety +4

      If he said that now the internet would literally burst in flames 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kman8749
    @kman8749 Před 2 lety +40

    This guy is amazing. Improv stand up, can't beat it. He is a legend. I wish I was as quick and witty as him.

  • @oskarfunes2505
    @oskarfunes2505 Před 5 měsíci +2

    The Shaq knuckles joke, oh lord 😂😂😂

  • @keitheilish7983
    @keitheilish7983 Před 3 lety +1769

    Is no one going to talk about the Micheal Jackson roast? “Oh my god there’s kids, run kids run!”

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 Před 3 lety +34

      Lame. The whole MJ child molester thing is a media hit job. Or from Norm on SNL news. For the short version watch Chappelle. For the long detailed version watch the 3-part series by Razorfist on the Rageaholic channel.

    • @David-kl7to
      @David-kl7to Před 3 lety +2

      I was looking for this lmao

    • @takerfan4ever
      @takerfan4ever Před 3 lety +10

      @@jjryan1352 Mj was obviously innocent.. but it's still funny

    • @tddouble9412
      @tddouble9412 Před 3 lety +24

      @@takerfan4ever no he wasn't lol

    • @takerfan4ever
      @takerfan4ever Před 3 lety +13

      @@tddouble9412 b4 u further embarrass yourself.. google the trial and results.

  • @modiggady
    @modiggady Před 5 lety +1204

    "I use your show as a nightlight" the savagness is real🤣🤣🤣

    • @moathalsaif5592
      @moathalsaif5592 Před 5 lety +13

      This is Don Rickles old joke - not original by Jeff, and he uses many of Don jokes in this video.

    • @keithbaggetta2374
      @keithbaggetta2374 Před 4 lety +1

      Mo Diggady I thought that part was the best haha

    • @jeroengaruda4300
      @jeroengaruda4300 Před 4 lety

      @@moathalsaif5592 That's not true

  • @TenthElementGraphics
    @TenthElementGraphics Před 2 lety +17

    "They don't make 'em like the used to" is a term that gets thrown around a lot, but when you look at Jeff Ross he really does take you back to the golden age of comedy.

  • @neoibelievematrix2719
    @neoibelievematrix2719 Před 7 měsíci

    Since day 1 I've always loved this man and his humor... not many got it at the beginning than he blew big!! Dudes awesome and a legend in his bragging rights and the original roast master salute my brotha o7

  • @taylor2811
    @taylor2811 Před 3 lety +1322

    “You guys look like the bland girls” LMAOOOOO

    • @TheRockLobsterMafia
      @TheRockLobsterMafia Před 3 lety +16

      Oh my God TARA RIED!

    • @dimeen
      @dimeen Před 3 lety +25

      Haha they were so fucking offended

    • @brandonrice1124
      @brandonrice1124 Před 2 lety +2

      I dont think i could have said that to those girls good thing he has cameras around because without them they might have kicked his ass.

    • @LettuceBunnies
      @LettuceBunnies Před 2 lety

      @@dimeen so good to watch

    • @ferd31
      @ferd31 Před 2 lety +2

      @@brandonrice1124 kicked his ass really?

  • @slugoz7709
    @slugoz7709 Před 3 lety +1300

    "OMG, THERE'S KIDS, RUN!" LOL THAT'S SO DARK.

    • @s.r8042
      @s.r8042 Před 2 lety +10

      Yeah, damn

    • @velzun8075
      @velzun8075 Před 2 lety +31

      Michael Jackson was the only one who didn't laugh 💀

    • @brianrogers8122
      @brianrogers8122 Před 2 lety +7

      i fucking died hahahha

    • @Vixey_Starr
      @Vixey_Starr Před 2 lety

      Messed up

    • @water8756
      @water8756 Před 2 lety

      I don't want to be that guy but I kinda don't get it

  • @the8wave
    @the8wave Před rokem +7

    Jeff Ross is the king of roasting people.

  • @maccyd53
    @maccyd53 Před rokem

    Every six months or so I re-watch this 'cause it's gotta be the funniest thing...In. The. World.

  • @noahtv2941
    @noahtv2941 Před 4 lety +1748

    This person sounds like both Rick and Morty.

    • @ilan4837
      @ilan4837 Před 4 lety +9

      NoahTV wow

    • @shaneward7836
      @shaneward7836 Před 4 lety +33

      Actually Rick and Morty is one person

    • @jamesrickard7234
      @jamesrickard7234 Před 4 lety +3

      Thos person whos name is in the title

    • @albatros280
      @albatros280 Před 4 lety +15

      Sounds like Saul Goodman too

    • @zino618
      @zino618 Před 4 lety +2

      I think Rick and Morty are voiced by the same person

  • @KidAfro29
    @KidAfro29 Před 3 lety +1462

    "your like a stripper who hates money thata why you work here" "those shorts are shorter then the time you spent in highschool" xD dead af

  • @jackpotjoey8828
    @jackpotjoey8828 Před 2 lety +10

    He uses the forever 41 joke often, and it’s perfect. It cuts so deep to all those who are pretending they’re battling a midlife crisis, and they think they look hip. The perfect one liner in those situations

  • @Posijax
    @Posijax Před 2 lety +21

    Not only are his burns brilliant, but he always seems to somehow integrate compassion and admiration into them...
    A true craftsman...
    Roast on J.R.

  • @joegutting9326
    @joegutting9326 Před 3 lety +4351

    Back when people weren’t so offended...let’s go back

    • @wiskyr6510
      @wiskyr6510 Před 3 lety +237

      Bro come on now...some of these clips are less than 5 years old. 5 years ago, people would say the exact same shit about shit before that. Really, this rinse and repeat "people are too offended' bullshit is just getting old

    • @chrisb.7787
      @chrisb.7787 Před 3 lety +187

      People are to easily offended. Cancel culture has to stop before free speech is removed from our society.

    • @Xialoh
      @Xialoh Před 3 lety +87

      @@wiskyr6510 You must not actually live on this planet, huh? You messaging from a space station or something?
      People not too easily offended...lmfao. If only your delusions were real.

    • @echo8337
      @echo8337 Před 3 lety +66

      Everyone's a fucking pussy these days. . . I miss the good ol' days

    • @wiskyr6510
      @wiskyr6510 Před 3 lety +30

      @@Xialoh well you completely missed the entire point of my comment, so maybe you should stop, rethink your response, and then maybe return with something actually productive instead of calling me "delusional." In fact, it's a little ironic...

  • @CaptClapz
    @CaptClapz Před 4 lety +798

    “Wow, it’s like Trump built a wall around just you.” 🤣

  • @brickbrigade2760
    @brickbrigade2760 Před 2 lety +2

    “Shaq your knuckles are scraped, you walk here?” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yamilevska
    @yamilevska Před 2 lety +1

    "I Google you people and said.... ask Yahoo"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lifeandsea651
    @lifeandsea651 Před 4 lety +1724

    "Drew Carey is to comedy.... what Mariah Carey is to comedy"

  • @smul8771
    @smul8771 Před 5 lety +1362

    By watching this video, i learned that he pretty much makes three jokes and then shuts up. So he doesn't offend people 😂

    • @lucaschauvet5174
      @lucaschauvet5174 Před 5 lety +22

      nah im pretty sure they find his jokes and himself personally more funny than how offended they actually are

    • @KingVikidin
      @KingVikidin Před 5 lety +23

      comedy comes in 3's

    • @Magerquark
      @Magerquark Před 5 lety +25

      he definitely takes his time to see their reaction
      good move cause some of them were really hard hitting lol

    • @horse-4598
      @horse-4598 Před 4 lety

      I wish he would do a fourth sometimes but people are sensitive

  • @jhyland87
    @jhyland87 Před rokem +2

    "I've seen younger faces on cash" lmao

  • @jaimeozuna5879
    @jaimeozuna5879 Před 2 lety +1

    That was great I needed a 😂😂😂

  • @TheFlagnard2
    @TheFlagnard2 Před 5 lety +10070

    Back when people didn't get immediately butt-hurt over everything...

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt Před 5 lety +190

      People in real life still don't act like that

    • @ctenosaura7380
      @ctenosaura7380 Před 5 lety +241

      Some of these are from 2016, dumbass

    • @non_da
      @non_da Před 5 lety +350

      I'm so sick of comments like these. People are still laughing. People who are offended are in the minority.

    • @TheFlagnard2
      @TheFlagnard2 Před 5 lety +12

      Fauna zoo · Yeah. It’s amazing how quickly shit changes.

    • @stephenkirkwood3544
      @stephenkirkwood3544 Před 5 lety +30

      @@TwinTurboMotorsports You mean white

  • @leonmorales5744
    @leonmorales5744 Před 3 lety +3585

    "they broke their backs carrying jerry seinfield for eight years"
    Fact

    • @Lawgang94
      @Lawgang94 Před 3 lety +65

      While I do love the show I always thought it would be nothing without ol' Costanza... Ain't really care for Kramer too much.

    • @Joker-qr5se
      @Joker-qr5se Před 3 lety +119

      Seinfeld the show was a assembled piece but yeah Jerry was definitely the weakest link of it yet he is the richest from it.

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans Před 3 lety +27

      I never got that joke, until i starting watching the show recently 😂

    • @yourmomsbox7455
      @yourmomsbox7455 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Joker-qr5se so many typos in one factual post

    • @DEEPMUCH
      @DEEPMUCH Před 3 lety +47

      He's a genius at writing comedy....he wrote his cast the best lines.

  • @markkulyas2418
    @markkulyas2418 Před 2 lety +6

    Finally a comedian that actually made me laugh.

  • @ericcimic
    @ericcimic Před 2 lety +83

    Knowing how society is going, those Shaq roasts are probably gonna become contraband footage soon.

    • @HO-xi9em
      @HO-xi9em Před 2 lety +2

      Well we'll always be here to back him

    • @peepeepoopoo1399
      @peepeepoopoo1399 Před 2 lety +2

      Fuck him. He made fun of another dude that had a disability and he never even apologized. Dude was one of his biggest fans too.

    • @ericcimic
      @ericcimic Před 2 lety +1

      @@peepeepoopoo1399 yea I remember that, pretty sad of him tbh.

    • @ML-fb4qe
      @ML-fb4qe Před 2 lety

      @@peepeepoopoo1399 what is this? Trying to find some info but nothings coming up you gotta a link?

  • @alexcarey8005
    @alexcarey8005 Před 5 lety +1723

    "Your knuckles look scratched, did you walk here"

  • @edyoung4450
    @edyoung4450 Před 5 lety +887

    “Blacker roots than kunta kinte” 😂

    • @Daniel-js2dk
      @Daniel-js2dk Před 4 lety +11

      richard dalaney Not even remotely funny. Triggered?

    • @ickdon7999
      @ickdon7999 Před 4 lety

      Dead Inside And, he liked his own comment. Someone had to i guess🤷‍♂️

    • @yayo4478
      @yayo4478 Před 4 lety +4

      As a black man I approve of this joke

    • @cottonballsjoe
      @cottonballsjoe Před 4 lety +1

      ...alright see you at home 🤣

    • @ihavenoidea2616
      @ihavenoidea2616 Před 4 lety

      Dead Inside Dude tried to make a simple joke, bombed but still why do you people always think someones triggered?

  • @justinlaporte9414
    @justinlaporte9414 Před 2 lety

    Wow this guy is AWESOME!!!! love it!

  • @JaydenLawson
    @JaydenLawson Před 2 lety +2

    This is what 2021 and beyond needs

  • @137Official
    @137Official Před 4 lety +703

    “You don’t recognize him? He was on To Catch a Predator.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that had me rolllllling

  • @youmustpaythetrolltoll8517
    @youmustpaythetrolltoll8517 Před 3 lety +584

    "You're dressed like you're going to paint the set" gets me every time.

    • @Celtics20
      @Celtics20 Před 2 lety +10

      Then he tries to change the subject right away.. 😂

    • @anthonyontv1061
      @anthonyontv1061 Před rokem +8

      That was a great line, I love Norm though.

    • @nathanwilliams4005
      @nathanwilliams4005 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@anthonyontv1061 Norm is a great sport, he loved it.

    • @Cherokeechuck9
      @Cherokeechuck9 Před 5 měsíci +1

      "He can't help himself"

  • @davec3717
    @davec3717 Před 5 měsíci +2

    He's great. The Buddy Holly/Barney Rubble bit had me in tears the first time I heard it.

  • @jamesclapham9010
    @jamesclapham9010 Před rokem

    You always deliver the knock out line that’s always so dam fine!

  • @spaghetti5694
    @spaghetti5694 Před 3 lety +1088

    “Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school”
    BRUTAL

    • @sam04019491
      @sam04019491 Před 2 lety +25

      That should actually be “longer” than you spent in high school. Because if her shorts are very short, then she should have spent less time in high school. Her time in high school should be the shorter thing.

    • @Corsayr
      @Corsayr Před 2 lety +13

      @@sam04019491 drop out

    • @robertburbulea8503
      @robertburbulea8503 Před 2 lety +52

      @@sam04019491 explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.You understand it better but the frog dies

    • @RockyPalermo1
      @RockyPalermo1 Před 2 lety +19

      @@robertburbulea8503 That is f-ing brilliant

    • @satorougojo
      @satorougojo Před 2 lety +11

      @@robertburbulea8503 The frog was always dead

  • @nahomsamuel1340
    @nahomsamuel1340 Před 3 lety +1782

    ''Looks like trump built the wall just around you.''
    Laughin to death

  • @jamess7264
    @jamess7264 Před rokem

    Funniest 10 minutes I’ve seen in a long time! Gut laughs!

  • @kimosabe6272
    @kimosabe6272 Před rokem +10

    I honestly didn't realize he's been doing roasts for so damn long. No wonder he's the Roast Master!

  • @steventurous9000
    @steventurous9000 Před 3 lety +491

    Looks at blonde "you have blacker roots than Kunta Kinte" LMFAO

    • @Gqgeorge1453
      @Gqgeorge1453 Před 3 lety +20

      Jesus she’s a dime tho

    • @buyzaxbys1774
      @buyzaxbys1774 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Gqgeorge1453 looked trans to me

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Před 3 lety +15

      @@Gqgeorge1453 fake blondes are ethnically appropriating my people and are disgusting

    • @beastvader
      @beastvader Před 3 lety +4

      @@AbuHajarAlBugatti Lool your username

    • @thomashardy7961
      @thomashardy7961 Před 2 lety

      He said Kunta Kinte without blushing. Lol.

  • @diegozavaleta1661
    @diegozavaleta1661 Před 5 lety +2076

    "I've seen hostage videos with a bigger budget"
    LMFAO

    • @ballin1394
      @ballin1394 Před 5 lety +9

      for some reason I thought of CNN..

    • @growing367
      @growing367 Před 5 lety +3

      lol ISIS videos

    • @jayu9642
      @jayu9642 Před 5 lety

      Lool i laughed and cringed so hard

    • @terrorbilly2520
      @terrorbilly2520 Před 5 lety +24

      previous roast was good as well: "I use your show as nightlight" lol

    • @eddieanderson9399
      @eddieanderson9399 Před 5 lety +5

      that explains the good ratings, many people probably keep it on for a nightlight for that reason lol

  • @mikefixac
    @mikefixac Před rokem +11

    In high school, there was a kid who would just go up to people in the lounge and start cutting them down. He'd bring them up to the point where they were ready to kick his ass, then he'd tone it down. Then he'd just ramp it right back up. Everyone around would just be laughing their asses off. He was an ugly dude with a great comedic face, probably the funniest guy I've ever met in person.

  • @ARDG89
    @ARDG89 Před 2 lety +1

    Bruh this dude is a roast legend. I would've loved as a kid growing up with him lol

  • @coreycassidy1
    @coreycassidy1 Před 3 lety +553

    “You look like Amy winehouse if she went to rehab” yooo she was big mad

    • @DoubleMonoLR
      @DoubleMonoLR Před 3 lety +13

      That's kind of a weird one though, she looked fine before she had problems with drugs & alcohol.

    • @johnf.hebert1409
      @johnf.hebert1409 Před 3 lety +23

      Certain casting directors usually have a stick up their ass though

    • @Artdeepmind
      @Artdeepmind Před 3 lety +31

      I think that was more of a compliment than roast :D

    • @ericksonjustinAK
      @ericksonjustinAK Před 3 lety +9

      That was one of the few that was actually a complement. I judge her for being offended.

  • @Iceman300c
    @Iceman300c Před 3 lety +1477

    5:55 he makes a joke about Ron Jeremy being "stoned to death" and Jeremy is so f'd up that he has to ask the woman next to him what the joke was

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 Před 3 lety +85

      Ron fell asleep twice during that show. Bo Burnham got him too.

    • @minto420
      @minto420 Před 2 lety +44

      @@dustinb1070 man can sleep 23 hours a day now lol

    • @bresidentpoejiden8253
      @bresidentpoejiden8253 Před 2 lety +15

      I think he has narcolepsy. In an interview with Hansen he kept falling asleep

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 Před 2 lety +14

      He seemed like a good dude. I worked a club he came to when they had a little tour of famous porn stars. While I was there the dancers and female patrons kept coming on to him. He turned them all down like a pro. Ron and Bridget the midget are just fun and good time magnets.....you know when he's awake.

    • @Oh6Torch
      @Oh6Torch Před 2 lety +25

      I’m sure he went right back to sleep thinking, “Whatever, I still have the biggest stick in the room.”

  • @havokchaos6882
    @havokchaos6882 Před 2 lety +9

    Norm one of the funniest comedians ever, you will be missed my friend.

  • @AnthonySherritt
    @AnthonySherritt Před rokem

    I LOVE Jeff Ross. II was once at a party with him, Fred Willard and Joanne Worley. I have a picture and it's one of my favorites EVER!

  • @KayzokuGaming
    @KayzokuGaming Před 4 lety +388

    The "dancing with the vaguely familiar" joke killed me

    • @shutterap5812
      @shutterap5812 Před 4 lety +3

      Tristan Courty same I lost it hahhahahaha

    • @Juice-ig3jz
      @Juice-ig3jz Před 4 lety +10

      The look of how uncomfortable the crowd was made it better! lol

    • @GeekedOutNeckbeard
      @GeekedOutNeckbeard Před 3 lety +4

      I don't even know who those 3 were even supposed to be

    • @billyashworth3944
      @billyashworth3944 Před 3 lety +1

      Steve-O in the background had me cracking up too

    • @josepartida1711
      @josepartida1711 Před 3 lety

      I think they think they’re more famous than they actually are...so the truth hurt 😂

  • @jachimpilgrim945
    @jachimpilgrim945 Před 5 lety +2420

    Your knuckles looked scraped did you walk here lmaooo

    • @NICKandJAMEScomedy
      @NICKandJAMEScomedy Před 5 lety +11

      I don't get that one

    • @erikkillmonger5624
      @erikkillmonger5624 Před 5 lety +194

      He's suggesting that he drags his knuckles when he walks. A knuckle-dragger is a really dumb, primitive person.

    • @alsayedjalal
      @alsayedjalal Před 5 lety +90

      @@NICKandJAMEScomedy he explained it like 5 seconds later dude

    • @CoachBestTH
      @CoachBestTH Před 5 lety +3

      Thank you so much man. I've been asking about this joke for so long.

    • @BuckfastConsumer
      @BuckfastConsumer Před 5 lety +1

      Had me that one ahaha

  • @arthurlyampensha8347
    @arthurlyampensha8347 Před 2 lety +1

    "Those are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school."
    Bruh! I felt that, quite brutal but hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AC-Ninja
    @AC-Ninja Před rokem

    Just a legend in the making. Legend.

  • @jbg71384
    @jbg71384 Před 5 lety +422

    "I've seen younger faces on cash!"
    LMFAO, that was great.

  • @onestepbeyond7240
    @onestepbeyond7240 Před 5 lety +1192

    One of Jeffs funniest jabs was about comedian Alan King.
    " Alan's been around since the Beatles . Not the band,. the life form"

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L Před 5 lety +13

      Damn.

    • @youtubisashoe
      @youtubisashoe Před 5 lety +1

      At the Smith roast he calls Jamie a crossdresser basically, guess all good comedy is based in reality

    • @fightfannerd2078
      @fightfannerd2078 Před 5 lety

      Live Wire lol is there a clip of that

    • @onestepbeyond7240
      @onestepbeyond7240 Před 5 lety +1

      @@fightfannerd2078
      Yes . It's somewhere out there ...
      I think it might have been the best of..?

    • @onestepbeyond7240
      @onestepbeyond7240 Před 5 lety +1

      @@fightfannerd2078
      The drew carey roast

  • @DanGolik
    @DanGolik Před 2 lety +15

    “Orville Redenbacker’s fluffer” was really creative

  • @jasonbrowman2683
    @jasonbrowman2683 Před rokem

    The Harry Potter accountant had me crying laughing and then choking for 5 mins.. thank you

  • @furymaster8139
    @furymaster8139 Před 3 lety +472

    “You look like Harry Potter’s accountant” I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adamdesanti6713
      @adamdesanti6713 Před 5 měsíci +1

      "You look like Orville Redenbacher's... fluffer."

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 Před 5 lety +911

    2:13 "This aint a roast, this a BBQ"
    LOLL holy shiiiiiot.

  • @dehvin_shortly
    @dehvin_shortly Před 2 lety +3

    Jeff Ross is the most hilarious dude ever. 💯

  • @Justin14379
    @Justin14379 Před rokem +38

    It’s good to see norm just appreciating his pure nonsense that he makes up on the spot

  • @Unpluggedx89
    @Unpluggedx89 Před 3 lety +808

    "I use your show as a nightlight." Lmao don't we all

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 Před 3 lety +10

      Wouldn't watch Jake Tapper if he was the only person left reporting the news.

    • @leonrififi3543
      @leonrififi3543 Před 2 lety +8

      Sounds like a Don Rickles joke

    • @oliverclothesoff3219
      @oliverclothesoff3219 Před 2 lety +2

      @@leonrififi3543 That's cuz it is lol

  • @Morris3720
    @Morris3720 Před 4 lety +486

    Dudeeee this is good! “Oh look Michael there’s kids!! Run!!” Lmfao

  • @johnward5404
    @johnward5404 Před rokem +12

    I must say, when you compile his work… he is almost certainly the best roaster EVER. I can’t even imagine how many jokes he has rattling around in is skull.

  • @perezroman6577
    @perezroman6577 Před rokem +10

    If you close your eyes, you can hear Saul Goodman roasting people

  • @FaZeTenSe
    @FaZeTenSe Před 3 lety +270

    “Is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in” 🤣🤣😭

  • @davidlenz4552
    @davidlenz4552 Před 3 lety +1494

    “Drew Carey is to comedy, what Mariah Carey is... to comedy.”
    I don’t care who you are, that’s a good joke right there.

    • @aaronjaben7913
      @aaronjaben7913 Před 3 lety +4

      classic

    • @kyateelvin8746
      @kyateelvin8746 Před 3 lety +4

      He used it again

    • @9391862
      @9391862 Před 3 lety +2

      yea, I did not understand that one.

    • @adamdesanti6713
      @adamdesanti6713 Před 5 měsíci +1

      It's a very versatile joke. It works for any genre.

    • @Gisburne2000
      @Gisburne2000 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Only works if you're American. I had to Google 'Drew Carey' to find out who he is. It didn't help much.

  • @davidasher3624
    @davidasher3624 Před 2 lety +15

    You know you're a legend when you roast literally everyone and never being called a racist or a sexist. That's a tough achievement to get in this modern era. Fucking hilarious, lol

  • @shaybamford8194
    @shaybamford8194 Před rokem +5

    Shaq you were great in the green mile absolute gold 😂😂

  • @Priyovizion
    @Priyovizion Před 5 lety +1171

    The Michael Jackson part "Oh my God there's kids run run!"

    • @seattlesneakerhead2526
      @seattlesneakerhead2526 Před 5 lety +29

      Riorarshan lmao I was lookin for this comment

    • @DrProfessorWeed
      @DrProfessorWeed Před 5 lety +23

      I legitimately spit out the Snapple I was drinking that shit was so funny lmao.

    • @timhanby5662
      @timhanby5662 Před 5 lety +2

      Seattle Sneakerhead lmao same

    • @lekhapratap1652
      @lekhapratap1652 Před 5 lety +2

      Sslpslpslspslspdldldddldldl yum yum dim sum

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 Před 5 lety +8

      Did you hear that Walmart is having a Michael Jackson sale? .... Little boys pants are half off LOL!!! 😅😅😅😅