NEVER Ask a Comedian a Dumb Question
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- čas přidán 21. 08. 2018
- Interviewers who soon found out why it's a bad idea to ask a comedian a dumb question.
Starring Bill Burr, Norm MacDonald, Kevin Hart, Jerry Seinfield, Pete Davidson and Bobby Lee.
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Don't ask Bill Burr a stupid question.
Don't talk to Jerry Seinfeld.
yeah seinfeld is not #1 on my list for people id like to meet. I did like the clapback to the guy in the street though about not doing anything being an ideal life.
@@travis9937 yeah i liked that too. Didn't expect to hear something deep on the street lol
Because he a jew?
@@kaliyuga1476 Cause he is an ass
@@kaliyuga1476 No.
You know Kevin Hart's legs were just dangling around under the sports desk
Jeremy too bad he won't be able to move them anymore...
@@sg552 Tracy Morgan's accident was far worse
@@sg552 holy fucking shit
S G damn man
@culė72 cat Nope nope let's not bring religion into this
"there's a real stream of consciousness to this"
Norm: "yeah it's called conversation"
That was a real meeting of the mind.
Jerry is far more impressed with himself than most people are of him.
Uh do you know who that is. Like 40 years ago 5% of Americans had his show on in the background.
@@emz2969 and now all of the new generations get to see him being an egotistical ass
Only watched beermug field to see KRAMER.
I mean it’s commendable in a way. Dude was the #1 show on television and is proud of it.
That is because few people can comprehend the work of Jews.
Larry totally had the last laugh with "Bee Movie opens tomorrow"
In fairness Larry's movie bomb before Bee Movie...
@@everuby4787 An I liked bee movie. At least a little. Was worth the time I spent watching it.
@cody was here well we live to work not work to live, often times rich people learn that.
Semi that is real bullshit.
Seinfeld could seriously learn so many skills in that time its not funny.
“dO yOU knOW wHo i Am?”
...
“Alright. *Bee Movie Opens Tomorrow* “
Bee movie suckkkkkked
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the beautiful irony
SHOTS FIRED.
Keir Campbell it’s the truth
I cant listen to his voice and not think of the bee movie
"I got nervous" I respect that guy for his honesty
that guy being legendary richard lewis... such a breath of fresh air compared to that asshole jerry lol
He usually has really good questions. He's a quirky fella but with great/ niche questions.
Yeah!
I’ll never get over Bill Burr and his blunt, truthful, sarcasm. Always brings a smile to my face and tears to my eyes 😂😂😂
Wish he was still the same. watching him devolve into this wannabe political comedian is just sad.
It's like he's always drunk and honest, just no fucks given and I love it.
I love it how Seinfeld was all up on his high horse and then Larry hit him with a "Anyways, *THE BEE MOVIE* "
You dont realize Seinfeld doing Bee Movie IS THE JOKE. He's a massive success, he doesnt need some shitty kids movie, but he did it because its funny.
The movie being bad is the joke.
Yeah, like Jerry would be that clever. I've seen Seinfield, he ain't that good.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow sure buddy, mans dedicated time of his life producing, writing, AND starring in the movie just for that. Jesus you are dumb
I just want to know how he flipped Larry saying "you didn't get cancelled" to "you thought I was cancelled?". Was he even listening? Man gives him a compliment and he makes an ass of himself.
Seinfeld is one of the GOATs...you just dont realize it yet
The main thing I got out of this is:
1) Bill Burr is the realest
2) Jerry Seinfeld is insecure af
Burr used to be great, but his dumb wife ruined him. Been living in LA too long.
Rschr101 true
right on, on that thought, bill burr kills with or without his wife. even with or without being a father.. but with that thought shes super annoying on the podcast. just kills it n gets all moody quick. but then again shes not a comedian, n he wants her there... either way god bless bill burr
Why is Jerry insecure? He answered people's stupid questions, just as frankly as Bill did. All of the questions asked if Jerry were as stupid as the questions asked of the other people.
manda jt If you felt secure about your success then you wouldn’t feel offended when someone doesn’t recognize or is just simply unaware but instead he took it personal and made a big statement about it. He asked a simple question, there’s no need to get offended or be an asshole about it. If you know you’re a hot shot then there’s no need to prove yourself unless you feel like your reputation is on the line. Obviously this guy has something to prove even though he doesn’t have to, just let your success speak for you.
I love it when Bill is getting “grilled” by an interviewer and he just keeps cracking jokes while they’re trying to be serious😂😭😭. Side note: “Did I hurt you Jerry?” is one of my favorite lines ever😂
Momento Mori
@@Mel0nMel damn the whole crew is meeting up
dude checking his pit smell at 7:49 then trying to play it off as stretching his neck cracks me up lmao
That’s absolutely hilarious, good catch
of course its fucking callen lmao
I wonder why so many dudes do that?
@@fishwrecker78because, body odor exists
😂😂😂😂
Burr relating the catholic church to killer whales at Sea World had me DYING
I was rollin on the floor lol
they were so uncomfortable it was great
It was a really good joke too, the hosts were just idiots
@@colel1605 Well arguably they had self preservation skills. Regardless of their personal stance, if the studio thinks they weren't doing what they could to stop a guy from saying some stuff that'll get angry viewers, backlash and just general ratings damage then they will get axed. Bye bye cushy presenter job. Gotta keep in mind Fox rely on a generally conservative viewerbase - but "risky" religion talk is pretty much a no-go for any large network anyway.
She had an agenda and definitely tried to go off tangent and draw him out for an attack a few times but he’s such a pro he deflects her every time. With humor too 😂
Correction, never ask Bill Burr a dumb question
I wish seinfeld try that shit with bill burr.
Liquidmetal702 haha all bill has to do is sit there probably since seinfeld's already doing a bang up job embarrassing himself
Which
Kevin hart as well. Dude will straight cook you 😂
Hoes mad
I love how Bill Burr just tells the truth and most people today cant handle it
As Jim Carrey said in Liar Liar, "Sometimes adults have to lie."
Today it would be: "Adults have to lie everyday and pretend they're civilized. But you know that they know that you know that they're complete monsters. But sshhh, don't tell anyone."
That’s a fact
He’s like the exact opposite of PR.
oh shutup stop conflating snow flakes with the normal zoomer population.
oh shutup stop conflating snow flakes with the normal zoomer population.
“I know this is a morning show, you can’t bring up all those crimes”
*The most hilarious part to me*
"Your dad died in 9/11", "so is your dad still around"
😆😆😆😆😆😆
dam he dead
Fuck though, Pete is the real MVP
Dude he probably said that on purpose to appear dumb and be funny. Nobody that stupid.
Tbh that was the most funniest one.
it's just so unexpected and dumb that it's funny.
That Catholic church is like Seaworld comeback was pure gold. Bill Burr is unstoppable.
Dank Mheems wait could you explain exactly the analogy?
@@JulioMartinez-sn2qy It's like when a priest is caught banging kids, instead of punishment, he's just moved somewhere else where he's practically anonymous and generally considered innocent and flawless. Just like when a whale eats a guy, instead of being put down or whatever, they just move that whale to another sea park. And when you see a whale at a show, nobody thinks about doing a background check or anything, they just see the whale doing blackflips and stuff.
Note: Whales might not actually be relocated. I don't know that for sure and I don't care to look it up. But regardless of whether or not it's true, the analogy still works because if nothing else, it's a PG way to explain what happens when priests are caught banging kids so they technically can't censor it
Google “Tilikum”
@@chickencurry420 Why would the whale be put down in any sensible resolution to that issue?! I really don't think the right response to an animal that is kept in an empty tank 1/10000th or less of its natural environment's size, that acts out due to frustration and depression in a completely natural and understandable way - because of its horrific living conditions, loneliness and treatment - somehow results in the death of a human (which it wouldn't normally target as prey, so the death is ultimately 100% Seaworld's blame to bear) should be to put the poor tormented creature down.
Whales in this terrible situation should either be given decent sanctuary if it can never be released and survive in full freedom again (at the full expense of Seaworld ofc), or if it is possible it should be readied and then released into the wild to live free, as far away as possible from its prior life of slavery.
@@jayrex690 I agree but unfortunately, that's how shit is. If a dog bitesa kid, they put it down. Even if the kid was purposely fucking with it, they don't care to even ask questions. Just put the dog down and call it a day. I'm not saying that's right, that's just what they do. And I assume they would deal with whales the same way
Me: "Hey Jerry, can you point me to the nearest Burger King?"
Jerry Seinfeld: "That's a very weak question and not specific enough for me. Goodbye."
"YOU THINK *I* WAS CANCELLED!" I've seen that clip so many times and it still makes me laugh at how indignant he is.
I mean Seinfeld was one of the most popular shows ever. I can't really blame him for getting a bit bent out of shape. That's like saying Michael Jordan was a bench warmer.
Jerry is a true narcissist
It's so stupid too. Larry isn't asking, he stated the fact and just wanted Jerry to confirm. It's not that he didn't know, he's doing this to inform the audience.
@@MileyCyrusSwollenGumshe dated a 17yo when he was 38yo. Seinfeld is a loser
@@killiose7004 Not suprising typical Judan.
"Bee Movie opens..." was the greatest punchline to that conversation.
You dont realize Seinfeld doing Bee Movie IS THE JOKE. He's a massive success, he doesnt need some shitty kids movie, but he did it because its funny.
The movie being bad is the joke.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow uhhh
Okay. Yeah, the funny part to me was the fact that it's a bad movie. I said nothing about Seinfeld. That was... weirdly defensive.
Ya like jazz?
@Mr.Prexor It definitely is. 100%
@@JarthenGreenmeadow Yikes. Get a hold of yourself lmao
I love it when Jerry Seinfeld raises his voice in annoyance. He sounds like someone doing an impression of him.
Blaze Rocker I am here to show you how many likes you got
@@agentg0215 Holy sh*t! I had no idea.
Thanks a bunch. : )
This is one of the best comments I've ever read lmao literally
He kinda comes off as a dick sometimes tho when he does that but true
@@learningguitarforchicks I mean I've gotten the impression that he is kind of a dick in general.
I’ve never seen anyone as insecure as Jerry Seinfeld in regards to being a celebrity, he has so much bravado that if some homeless dude insulted him he’d get offended and freak out lolol
Homeless guy: spare some change?
Seinfeld (in whiny voice): I have a billion dollars! Do you know who I am?! I have a television show!
Homeless guy: haven’t seen it (no tv)
Seinfeld: 75 million! Last episode!
Yeah his responses are weird to me. Notice the othe successful comedians don't respond to stupid questions with "I'M INSANELY TALENTED AND PEOPLE LOVE ME"
@@Monty2289 They aren't washed up losers looking back at their past career.
I think it's part of his shtick
I love how Bill Burr’s mind works.
"Don't you think the catholic church went a little too far?"
Actually spat on my monitor
It was brutal and it was great, Bill Burr is amazing
It's truth hidden under jokes lewl
😂😂😂😂😂
I love how the host, she was just smiling almost holding back laughter because it was so good
i did one of those cough laughs when he said it lol
“Don’t you think the catholic church went a little too far?” Bro.. I love Bill Burr.
I don't get it😅
@@skyscraper908 oof
@@skyscraper908 that's not it at all actually. Bill is referring to the child sex scandals associated to the catholic church. And how the church covered it all up by re-locating these paedophile priest to different parishes instead of reporting to the police.
@@skyscraper908 🤣 you are the wrong one, and you were way WAY off. Read a book, watch the news before making a tard of yourself
@@skyscraper908 what the both of you said was true
“Not gonna blow out an Achilles & not be able to write a joke anymore”….burr, hart, & jeselnik are treasures
I always thought it was weird that Pete Davidson joked about his father's death so much. But then my father passed away nearly a year ago and some of the best jokes my brother and I have ever told each other were about dad being gone.
Also, Seinfeld is notoriously arrogant but the thing with Larry King was clearly just the two of them messing around with each other.
laughing and being able to joke about the pain you've been through is healthy and a sign of moving on!
Larry was very obviously getting fed up with how Jerry was reacting to that. That wasn't just messing around. That was Jerry getting butthurt because of his ego, and Larry getting sick of it.
A think people mistake Seinfelds tone (for people unfamiliar with the show and his comedy). He tries to make jokes constantly, it may be at the expense of others, but these are obviously jokes.
He's also not the most emotionally intelligent guy out there and sometimes seems like he borders on the autistic, but again that's part of what made their show/his comedy.
I'm not even that much of a fan of his stand up, but I can at least admit the guy isn't being a jerk all the time.
“Bee movie opens....” Larry got the last laugh by just doing his job lol
You can tell he loved doing that lmao
That was pure gold.
You lost yo father in 9/11
Pete: yeah
Envy: is your father still around?
😂😂😂😂What
He was asking if they found him afterwards
If pete was really a savage, he would’ve asked him, “is yours?”
Donny Games
That’s because many times people don’t really listen. We focus on what we wanna say next and not hear what is said. Happens all the time, which leads to miscommunication.
In Envy's defense, he realized how badly he fucked up. Funniest moment in this whole thing.
@@TehUltimateSnake Whats savage about that?
Jerry was FEELING HIMSELF during the Bee Movie era 😂
Bill's 'aw good lord' puts a smile on my face. Casual blasphemy that goes unnoticed when being accused of offending the christian people
“don’t you think the catholic church went too far” has me screaming- the way they try changing the subject too 💀
Yeah.. kinda gives the impression that they were Catholics. Hahaha
Why even bring that up with zero knowledge of the context rofl
Yeah... with all the atrocities by the Catholic churches sex crimes against little boys and girls. Catholic church shouldn't be condemning anybody. Makes you wonder if the rumors of devil worshipping and Satanic rituals aren't true?
@@chriscoker7794 maybe when people stop bullshiting thes problems can be fixed. I mean entertainers pretending that they dont need to care about the fans then thanking them when they become populer, thats manipulative bullshit, or when people talk about topics like incest then they make up resons why its so gross instead of stating that pregnancy is the issue not the relationship. I think anyone that needs to change the facts or make excuses why they dont need to respect people around them really need to rethink how good of a person they really are.
@@CruiserDynasty who changes facts and who's making excuses?
It's usually an establishment, the government or some cult lead organization that some would call a religion. Yeah some people want to point fingers and it's usually the one pointing the finger that's the problem. Hypocrite is what comes to mind.
"Who says that?"
"i'M tELLinG yOu, yoU nEeD tO GoOgLe"
Ok Boomer
Kenneth Webster ???
Ok moron.
@@kennethwebster8767 be quiet zoomer
Lol boomers can’t even figure out how to leave a comment, can’t wait for this joke to be dead
“A real stream of conversation thing” is the hardest I have laughed in like a year
Bill Burr is the most hilarious guy ever. He doesn’t take shit from nobody
“Can women be funny?”
“Yes of course”
.... she wasn’t expecting a yes
I think she also didnt realise when he said 'would you guys just shut the fuck up'he was talking about the girl too.
Because generally, they're not. It's nice that they try though. Maybe try harder though. Just a suggestion. Name 5 truly funny women.
@@monkeytrumpet11 why is your comment here, so random😅
@@CreativeCache101 but can you name 5 funny women? Also yeah, most of what I say is pretty random. Especially after this much vodka 😂
@@monkeytrumpet11 not saying you're wrong but just wasnt related to our comments😂 I know a few funny girls but most only by bouncing off me or other guys.
"I get it, you got a big desk"
Bill is the King 👑
Lol his face after priceless
Best line in the whole compilation😎👍🏻
I didn’t get it ?
@ Z Lugo
The way I interpreted it, he was mocking the idiot interviewer.
The gist being that all he has in his arsenal is a stupid big desk.
“Desk”may have been a euphemism too.
@@zlugo628 how?
That whole youtube convention with Norm McDonald is comedy gold
“You got a big desk” is absolutely crazy. That guy still thinks about that at night when he’s brushing teeth and laying in bed. Shakes his head and sighs over that moment.
Why isn’t Jerry Seinfeld’s horse registered as the highest structure in the world?
uhJackkk because he was joking
Why would it be?
@@aguyonastreet you're right, he rides a bike, also whos Jerry?
"Get off your high horse" is an idiom people retort with in an argument when the other person is acting like a holier-than-thou being when in reality, they aren't. To put it in a simplermanner, to tell people to stop acting as if they're the top authority when they aren't." Urban dictionary
Pretty sure this is what hes trying to imply. Not what mode of transportation Jerry is using.
Whos Jerry?
The reporter didn't realize that bill was actually telling HER to grow up 😂
it doent matter if you got a thwat or a dick
shit was savage 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And this great funny woman just HAS to state that the person's skin colour was white. Cos that's important.
Would love to see this woman's set, I'd bet it's runny dog shit.
The Pete davis clips so wholesome cause you can tell the dude feels bad for the slip up but Pete just jokes about it
When Jerry said "that's like asking a cab driver if he's ever made a wrong turn" so humbe and insulting at the same time I love him 😂😂
That was not humility.
Feels like the reporter herself was the one offended by the catholic jokes.
K
@PureBlueIs it?
@PureBlue Wasn't it just that the jokes about the christians were insignificant next to the outrage caused by them, and Burr just pointed it out?
PureBlue calm down you fucken psycho. You get this angry over something so irrelevant. Especially to someone who’s not even trying AT ALL to piss anyone off. I can’t imagine how angry you can get over other things.
@PureBlue no wonder why you have no friends
bill burr is just NOT THE GUY to ask a dumb question to. he will never just laugh it off and move on.
I don't understand why tho. They all sounded hella insecure. He ripped the "Catholic Church" woman tho.
Emilio M. M. Because he is a comic, because he is a roast comic. Look at his old comedy friends, some of the beast roasters of all time there so if you say something stupid he can think of some smartass shit to say. Plus, what’s wrong with calling out the shit the Catholic Church has done in the name of saving their “reputation”? Hiding pedofiles and relocating them instead of sending them to the authorities and you want me to feel bad? Nah, you can miss me with that shit, fam!
Seinfeld is the high-school football star whos still riding the high of his last touchdown as he checks people out at Weis.
“…. I’m done witchu Steve. Max.” Bruh 💀
i LOVE how uncomfortable bill makes the morning show hosts, that man has an innate ability to joke about whatever the fuck he wants and nobody cares, therefor he will always be my favorite comedian
a comic genuis
he kinda rants like he has dementia
It’s because he walks around with a “Fuck you” attitude and doesn’t flinch from speaking his mind. You’d be amazed what you can do with that sort of confidence.
@@Broomer52 which is awesome
I like making love to n-words ♥️
Larry has the real burn. He ends with plugging Jerry's Bee Movie.
fr that had me dead, Larry destroyed him
wasnt larry in that movie
@@TheseusPro Yep! He was Bee Larry King. That was his name. It's sad how I know that.
@@legofan370 that movie was iconic back in the day, just punny, and outlandish humour that sometimes clicked! as a 8-10 year old. most jokes went over my head, but rewatching it, it still sorta holds up in some places
That movie is epic lol it’s had a huge cultural impact. Couldn’t go an hour without seeing a bee movie meme back in the day
"I'm not gonna blow out my achilles and not be able to write a joke..." Killing me.
I love seeing comedians in their element
you’d love stand up
“There’s a real -stream of consciousness- thing happenin’ here, Norm.”
“Yeah, it’s called *conversation* .”
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂
Normie normie normie
The God-king, that ol' chunk of coal, Norm!
Fuckin norm is a special kind of funny 😂 I love it!
Jerry Seinfeld: "Can we get a resume in here for me?"
Larry King: "Bee Movie opens in theaters tomorrow."
Almost poetic.
I cant breathe lmaoo
Seinfeld is one of the most unfunny shows I’ve ever seen. Maybe it’s meant for people over 50
@@c4thenerd171 Seinfeld definitely has some really funny episodes and moments, but Jerry thinks he's a God for being a part of it.
@@TubsNSkins Especially when Jerry didn't write any of it. His stand up was just horrible, and LARRY DAVID wrote all of his show.
Ya like Jazz?
I needed this video today
"You gotta come up with something dude" 😂
Interviewer: asks basic question about his job
Seinfeld: *insults him, his profession, and his country*
And then Seinfield says he doesn’t do humour about prejudice. Insecurities make people mean
To be fair asking him about riding a bike barely is a profession
@@lachlanchester8142 The way he asked him was also annoying 😂 He basically implied since hes rich he should be driving or getting a ride or something. The dude probably just enjoys riding a bike. Its just weird how that dude acts the whole time, id be bothered as well.
@@lachlanchester8142 this comment is talking about 7:15
And somehow doesn’t even make you think twice about your presumption that he is one of the nicest guys on the planet. It is truly amazing how he does it.
Jerry: “dO yOu KnOw WhO i Am???
Larry: “Jewish guy, Brooklyn”
Yes
Legend
To be honest Larry's question was a bit stupid...
@@mrleonspain jerry's question was even more stupid
@@maksymilian4000 What question?
That guy going “I got nervous” is hilarious 😭
“There’s a real stream of conversation going on here,”
“Yah, it’s called Conversation.”
😂
"They just kept moving them around, like those killer whales at Sea World, when they kill a trainer, they just move him to Seattle with no background check." Lmfaooooooooo
he always has a quick and hilarious comeback for any negative comment against his comedy. He's amazing. Gotta love Bill Burr
That made it into last season of South Park lol :D
Can someone give context please?
Marc D aI I think he’s referring to the catholic priests and their history with molesting children
And he completely lost both of them which was the best part.
Ok Bill serious question : why do u answer negative tweets ?
Bill : cuz its fun
The guys got a point lmao
Interviewer after they got that answer: well shit
Yeah, in a Conan interview he said he's a contrarian. So he enjoys the arguements. And I bet he's rarely beaten - especially in the tweet zone.
you can't bring up all those crimes
the internet in a nutshell
Well I didnt know that, so it was a perfect question!
Last one with Kevin hart..Killin it!
"im gonna go hang out with my dad* was actually hilarious
the title should be "NEVER Ask Jerry Seinfeld a Question"
Never talk to jerry period
Jerry is top 2 douchebags I’ve ever met in my life. Horribly overrated comedian who was carried on his own show
Seinfeld is definitely the worst person to interview.
He might be an asshole, douchebag, and a horrible person to interview. But don’t taint his talent. One of the best comedians to ever live. Just don’t try and talk to him lol
@@kazuya6852 oh your the guy who finds Seinfeld funny? It’s like finding a unicorn, but 10x rarer.
Were you locked in a basement as a kid? Maybe tortured in Guantanamo bay? Or on the frontlines of D-Day? Those are the Only excuses for finding jerry Seinfeld funny.
Get some help, see a therapist, somethings not clicking.
All of Jerry Seinfeld’s promotional interviews for Bee Movie was in him getting mad that people weren’t kissing his feet for being the greatest comedian of all time
in interview and people talking funny he literally said ”i hate when people boasting my name before my entrance"
What the hell happened there? Was that also him doing his usual "schtick" and being "funny?" That was obnoxious as hell.
@@adammustafa3330 There's a good chance he is actually obnoxious as hell.
I disagree. Seinfeld is as sharp with his interviewers as other comedians. The issue is that he's been famous for so long, and done so many interviews, and answered the same questions so often that he demands that his interviewers actually take the time to research and prepare accordingly.
In all of the clips showing him (except Larry David who I think asked the question to set the mood) the interviewer did NOT do any research and you can tell. So then what's the point of going to an interview if the person doing it isn't treating you seriously or putting in any effort.
Its funny because Seinfeld was famous for his relatable and everyman comedy
An eclectic mix. Fab!
“I’m not total following you.” Lmao
Seinfeld on Larry King was kind of embarrassing, Larry was just probably setting up a question and Jerry got all bothered, Larry saying "did I hurt you Jerry?" Was a better comeback than Jerry's
@Nahbutfr Fr yeah but he didn't really say anything clever he just acted like a prick
I mean, if your gonna interview someone why would you ask redundant questions
@@Zyphr24 I think he probably just wanted to clarify for the audience
@@Zyphr24 I'm not sure what you think redundant means, but Larry didn't ask any redundant questions. He set up a clarifying question because plenty of people have been cancelled in the middle of success. It isn't a weird or non existent situation.
@@Judg3m3nt he even set up the question in a way to give seinfeld room to brag about how he was the one that cancelled the show and how he was number one and he got totally riled up and acted like a dick. all he had to do was saying "i like to quit when im at the top", smirk and brag.
It's kinda ironic how Seinfeld is arguing about being number on tv, while he's doing the interview for the Bee Movie.
He was obviously joking there
I didn't know what I wanted to watch. Thank you for showing me the way.
Jerry just got in arguments during every Bee Movie promo 😂😂
"What's your ideal life? Doing Nothing?"
Me: *Sweats profusely*
Yo same. Is k dude we didn’t ask to be born lmao
d tczyk so hard to be passionate about being a bum but at the same time be financially stable lol
Define "doing nothin' ".
@@Thug_Nose Live in a boat or maybe work remotely in Vietnam...
he fuckin got em there. just cuz you have fuck you money doesnt mean you are going to fall off the face of the earth and watch twitch covered in cheetoh dust all day like you do
I'd watch a webseries: "Bill Burr Making Daytime TV Hosts Uncomfortable While the Crew Laughs"
Why? That's not positive.
@@Emma-de2uu cuz it’s hilarious. A good chunk of TV hosts ask some stupid questions like the one asking about ppl who got offended by his religion jokes when, if you’ve seen the show there aren’t rlly that many at all, and rather than answer it seriously and create more controversy he gives ppl a good laugh with a solid joke.
@@Emma-de2uu it's nice watching them get a taste of their own medicine. These reporters and TV hosts are bullies
Call it, 'Between Two Ferns While Parallel to Two More Ferns: With Bill Burr'
I´d watch that lmaoooo
this video felt like it was 40 minutes long, in the best way possible. im aching from laughter.
This man jerry in a way is saving the interviewers with tips on doing their job but at the same time getting them fired lolllll
"This is like a stream of consciousness!"
"Yeah, it's called conversation".
I'd also like to point out there's a typo on the card they cut away to.
Grounding the highbrow flying in the fancyworld.
Sharing consciousness by streams of verbal interaction
is conversation or discussion.
Considering how Seinfeld acted, I’m under the impression he DID get canceled
i don't get the negative reaction. i thought it was funny, which was his intent
@marcus24000 firstly I didn't see anyone insulting anyone else, secondly it's irrelevant what you find funny, doesn't have anything to do with what I was talking about.
@marcus24000 I think he more meant it as "Jerry's intent was to be funny, not to insult" which yes some people can find it funny some can not. That's usually how jokes work
@marcus24000 I never said that other peoples views are irrelevant or that they are not allowed their own opinion.
I said that, in regards to my initial comment, it's irrelevant what you do or do not find funny as it has no bearing on what i was saying.
The point is, if i have to spell it out for you, some people will find it funny, others will not. But that does not change his intent, which was to be funny, so why the negativity.
@@ImJustTen That was precisely my point, his intent was to be funny, not to insult, some will like it some won't.
People can then jump in the comments and hate on jerry thats fine. but others can equally jump in the comments and disagree, also fine.
"Don't you think the Catholic Church went a little too far moreso than my show" is one of the greatest comebacks ever
Pedestrian: hey jerry
Jerry: wtf does that mean, do you know how long ive been in this industry?
Man that Bill Burr on Conan clickbait...! I'm sitting here thinking "Wait Conan wouldn't ask a stupid question!".
I thought he may have done one on purpose. Was waiting the whole time but just saw Jerry throw two bitch fits
Well, he didn’t ask a question but he did challenge Norm to do something with the name of a movie he was roasting called Chairman of the board and he said “do something with that, freak” to which, Norm responded rapidly with “I bet board is spelled B O R E D” 😂
Yeah I thought Conan was doing sum stupid, Conan is the only one I actually like
Hell yeah he would if it would get a funny answer. Conan is at his best playing the goofy "straight man" setting up comics to dunk on him.
fuck clickbaiters.
Jerry Seinfeld is nowhere near as important as he thinks he is
I don't know why people say he's such a great comedian, his standup isn't that great. The show was a classic but that was made by a team of writers.
But he did Bee Movie!!! LMAO
@@diadlo777 - you only do Bee movie when you are number 1! Jesus Larry.
Jerry Seinfeld = inflated ego. Deep down he knows he is actually not that funny. Larry David was and is the REAL talent.
He just came up at the right time. Made a big impact by it. I personally don't like his stuff much but you can't deny his legacy
"I know it's a morning show, you can't talk about their crimes"
Bill burr is the best
the way Bobby Lee said that had me dying
Do you know what that short clip was taken from? I'd like to find the whole interview
Man, seeing Jerry Seinfeld riding his high horse all over Larry King only to hear Larry announce Bee Movie coming out soon... pride before a fall and whatnot.
What
@@unkown9081 Ya like Jazz?
You don't understand joking around, do you?
all these fucking idiots in the comment section hating on one of the greatest comics of all time. That was so obviously satirical what he said to Larry King
@@dobson. Indeed, the person joking around about Bee Movie doesn't understand the concept of joking around. This is why I responded to Seinfeld's obvious bit with an obvious joke about the obvious irony surrounding the bit.
"Yes and I wanted to talk to you about Jesus after this..." Bill always kills me!
666 likes for the killed one
can anyone explain why thats funny? mb coz english is not my first language :
@@johnhui1448 my comment, which had Jesus's name in it, at same stage had 666 likes, which from the Bible is the number of the beast.
maaaan, Im just trying to learn haha
It's because he knew what THE FUCK WAS COMING. HAhahah omg i love him
😂 😂 😂
🤙🏻
Bill and Kevin are ripping them a new one!
Bill burr is so epic. I'm a server at a restaurant and I wish I could talk to people the way he does lol
If people walk all over you, do it. Don't show mercy
OMG Bill Burr hands down has the funniest comebacks of all time.
you should look up his Philadelphia routine where he ripped into them for 10 minutes
stfu
He kills Colin Cowherd every time and Colin learned to love it. That is why Bill is on his show a lot.
Bruh when he roasted that one interviewer abt being too worried abt his outfit to actually do his research. It was so quick it killed me.
He really does though lol
I didn't know seinfeld had such a huge ego damn.
JPxKillz right... dude is so fucking into himself like stfu dude u made a movie about a bee and the last show you were relevant on was over 10+ years ago
@@Skyrocketrecords56 he is worth 500m
sushant kumar you mean 800mil
@@legoresources well my point was he is too rich to give a f.. , i mean he has worked hard for reaching that
JPxKillz it’s funnier if you close your eyes and imagine barry the bee saying it instead of jerry
Bill Burr is my spirit animal.
Bill Burr just being on his own wavelength
"So.. 's your dad still around?" I DIED
….. so did his dad :D
@@olivej6607 BRUH
"You were being disrespectful to the Christian religion."
"Who isn't?" Bill, I love you
Almightymegs Yeah Syria is burning them alive over there.
Have a little respect
@@LeJobastre1215 You got to understand religion is built on rape & murder even without religion there will still be rape & murder but it would just be anarchy so there isn't much of a difference the only difference I guess is one will be trying to hide the horrible past crimes while the other its just simply plain chaos now what's worse? I am not trying to ruin your religion I believe in black jesus myself haha
@@createusername6421 bro... read that bible again. no, I mean the whole thing. All the way. Done? Good, read it again.
@@Soulslayer612 Bible is one of my favorite books dude.
"There's a real stream of conciconsciousness thing happening here 🙂"
"Yeah, it's called a conversation 😂🤦🏻"
I love how bill burr is most of this. Gosh I love that man lol
"So your dad died in 9/11"
"Yes"
*not even 5 seconds later *
"Well is he still around"
Me "BRUHHHHHHH"
That clip was edited. It was probably later in the interview that that happened
May have been edited but was within the next three or four sentences spoken after the 9/11 comment
What your cold or something?
Pete Davidson always has to bring up or have someone bring up the dad thing to get more likes
Marq Parks it’s not edited
Seinfield doesn’t seem like a fun guy to have casual conversation with lol
Judging by what's been shown here, he would probably tell you you're talking incorrectly.
He reminds me of Larry David
He’s treating real life like a bit on curb
I dont imagine talking with comedians for any extent of time is an enjoyable experience unless you are really good at taking jokes and being corrected constantly. Its like talking to a smartass, annoying and grating at the same time.
Hes the first to admit it
"can we get a resume in here?" 😂
8:40 he absolutely owned him, nobody can recover from that