Bill Burr is LETHAL
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- čas přidán 20. 08. 2018
- A short compilation of Bill Burr clips pulled from my Instagram. Since the time limit for a video on Instagram is one minute most of these clips are a minute long otherwise I would have provided more context to what is being said. I hope you can still find value in this.
Here is a link to my Instagram, check it out if you want to see more clips on a variety of topics / a_reluctant_hero1
Bill Burr can lean back into a chair like no other...
Yes!! He owns it & he knows it
I didnt know chairs could be used so perfectly use.
He did an interview around the release of F is For Family Season 2 and the chair was so uncomfortable, he just railed on the chair for several minutes. It was amazing.
czcams.com/video/p6TSlfkZzGY/video.html
That's the whole video, it's long but he just keeps coming back to the chair the whole time. It was so funny.
Lol. Good 1.
Yeah when he was on colin cowherds show he was pissed about how he couldn't lean back in comfort
You know as soon as bill leans back, you gotta get ready
Luke Haave you got likes thought I'd tell you
Hey Luuuuuke u got likes
Jesus I forgot all about this video
Here in 2020: The wall was to keep americans IN.
Yo this luke dude got the likes yo
“It’s why men drop dead at 50.. 40 years of not being able to admit a puppy is cute”. 😂 😂 😂
Which is true but also we need to preserve us real masculine men or our country will fall faster I take pride in knowing I’m a man and I can’t show any weakness or emotions around my wife or any woman and I believe no man should ever be weak show emotions or cry around any body
@@tennesseecountryboy7695 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@tennesseecountryboy7695 jesus what a sad life you live
@@tennesseecountryboy7695 you think masculinity means not showing emotions? men who are able to admit their feelings and emotions are even more masculine in my opinion.
Cutting Bill off when he said "I think most of humanity should die" was so funny
He’s got a point tho
I laughed
@@9brutus08 its a common philosophy dont worry you havent tapped into anything too special lol, it was funny as shit tho
fr with all this covid shit looks like its working out
@@Rickyyyr fingers crossed lets just hope the virus targets stupid people
"People who get offended are childish people. They're not adults." Spot on.
Too general, but I can take it as a joke lol
Yet his whole act is him getting offended by everything.
Lol he's right. "Thats offensive!"
"I know sweetie, heres some teddy grahams, go back to sleepies"
Are u a roman consol?
@@harrambou9468 I think the context he was talking about people who get offended by jokes or comics
“You act accordingly or you get that convertible ride in Dallas”
A great response
That was awesome
i just got it lol
That was chilling and absolutely true. God damn. The rich hold all the power in our country and they aren’t giving that shit back.
@@JDYTC
Yeah it's called nature
"If you do a Caitlyn Jenner joke and one journalist gets offended, it's literally the end of the world."
Interviewer, sweating bullets, "Hmm...yup...haha."
Dave Chappelle complaining about getting canceled on his fourth Netflix special from the past few years.
@@Ismael-kc3rywell the pendulum had to swing back at some point
@@Ismael-kc3ry”getting cancelled”. Can’t get cancelled if you don’t give a shit about those people
@@smitjimmers144 So he should shut up and stop whining like a bitch, glad we agree lmao
His Steve Jobs bit is so underrated.
He makes a good point
The way he portrays Steve Jobs and the nameless scientists and engineers is pure gold
Eating pretentious fruit like pear
It's highly rated, you just aren't hearing from the right people
2 years later, but he just did an interview where he said that that Steve Jobs bit is his favorite bit of all time LOL
I love how quiet everyone was when he was trashing both the Democrats and Republicans. "They're all working for the same guy" lmaooo facts
The Dems are the left cheek and the Repubs are the right cheek of the same ass, who's sole purpose is to shit on the American people.
It's a kind of groupthink. It's the same reason legions of men will walk put of a trench and get killed by the thousands during WW1.
@@ZZZardoz762 the best part? It's got a GOOD SPREAD (dig the zardoz reference).
And they guy usually has the strings in one hand and a child in the other.
@@ZZZardoz762 damn! I'm gonna use that analogy thank you sir
Bill Burr isn't even a comedian, he's just a man who speaks his mind.
But in a super funny way
Sean some of the best comedians do exactly that 😂😂
He's so good he sounds like he's speaking his mind off the top of his head but there is a a lot of technical skill involved in pulling that off. He's such a practised comedian that you don't notice his chops.
But that fat guy *got away by running* after getting tazed though...
Amen
Talkin about the president's salary "You act accordingly or you know, you get that convertible ride in Dallas" absolutely BRUTAL 💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
That sht was tufff 🥶
'It would be kinda cool if you all just stopped yelling at each other' - underrated.
You know you’re screwed when bill burr straightens up in his chair
Everybody's gangsta till Billy boi sits up straight in his chair
Bill certainly deserves capitols.
Bill Burr for president 2020, so he could read secret files from the pentagon on TV and say "you know what else their doing?" lol
So he can get that convertible Dallas ride?
That would be fucking hilarious
Literally asked my boyfriend "what if this dude was president." before seeing this comment 😂
This would be hilarious
Urthe definition of a braindead american useless consumer
Nestle is straight up one of the most evil companies that gets away with the most shit
The beautiful thing about companies is that any individual can boycot them. No company can force you. Only governments can legislate and thereby force you. Or extort, forbid or obligate you. And nobody can boycot a government. The more the government regulates, the less freedom there is left for the individual. And the more the government regulates and legislates, the more there is for the biggest companies to lobby for. The only real “evil” in the world is government.
@@JDYTC Except it's the exact opposite. Companies have all the money and that means all the power.
@@92brunod False. It isn’t the opposite. At all.
Companies may have “all the money” (despite government creates it out of thin air lol) but the power companies have they only get from influencing or buying the government. And from voluntary customers and employees of course.
You didn’t refute anything I have stated.
The beautiful thing about companies is that any individual can boycot them. No company can force you. Only governments can legislate and thereby force you. Or extort, forbid or obligate you. And nobody can boycot a government. The more the government regulates, the less freedom there is left for the individual. And the more the government regulates and legislates, the more there is for the biggest companies to lobby for. The only real “evil” in the world is government.
What the government does not force i.e. legislate, a company cannot influence, corrupt or lobby for.
There is nothing “opposite” about that. And nothing you have stated refutes that.
@@92brunod en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobbying
@@JDYTC You can vote and destroy the career of a politician. How many big companies or millionaires have ever been destroyed by people?
Without strict control from the people, who are represented by the government there is no way to actually control the companies. NO WAY, they can do whatever they want. It's laws that forbids companies from lying, advertising unhealthy stuff, etc, etc.
The stronger the government, the best all of this works. Of course, if you have a shitty government and a shitty democracy like the US this happens. It's basically anarchy.
The "Waaa - afuckin -WAAAAAA" gets me every time.
“I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD THING IF MOST OF US DI-“
-Bill burr
Somewhere Thanos is watching that sunset, and Bill is drinking a cold one.
was looking for someone who commented that
N Roder 😂😂😂
@@DuncanWLievi shhhh not in public pls.
That's the mindset of the Elite
He boils down absurdities of life like no other. Hypocrisy has no place to hide when he's on it.
He took over George Carlins role.
Bostonian version of George Carlin
You sound like bill bur himself
Absolutely! Burr says what many believe but refuse to express. Common sense and no bullshit. It's a wonder some PC nut hasn't ghosted him.
Dude what was he about to say in the end
We should treasure this guy.. a real voice amongst the absolute shit that's being fed to us
Amen brother
I've watched the Steve Jobs bit a lot of times but I still die laughing. "Eating a pretentious fruit like a pear." 😂
It's like listening to the rants of a New York cab driver.
etme1000 it’s amazing ain’t it
Same as London cabbies 😂 Putting the world to rights lol
Or Boston cab driver more like 😂
He's doing his best Impersonation of Mel Gibson character from his Film, Conspiracy. Which is a great Mel Gibson film btw Yall. The intro will have you thinking his protagonist is based off Alex Jones lol
Yeah the truth from the street
"Lazy journalism" let those words ring.
LIBERAL MEDIA !!!
Most profit for least effort, we need new systems of value at least at the corporate level
@@stpierredivine9417 what even is fox news rite
Very true. Fox isn't news just because they put the word in the title. Nobody actually lives in Waffle House.
@Ashitaka The Green Room with Paul Provenza, Bill had to leave early for a night show which was highly irregular
Best part might be his “panicked guy” voice, gets me every time!
" You either jump in the river and act accordingly or you take that convertible ride in Dallas ". Brilliant.
"You act accordingly or you get a free convertible ride in dallas" DAMNNN
That there, straight down the line, is the fucking truth.
That was such a good line
JFK wanted to free us from the new age slavery.
"The very word “secrecy” is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings. We decided long ago that the dangers of excessive and unwarranted concealment of pertinent facts far outweighed the dangers which are cited to justify it. Even today, there is little value in opposing the threat of a closed society by imitating its arbitrary restrictions. Even today, there is little value in insuring the survival of our nation if our traditions do not survive with it. And there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand its meaning to the very limits of official censorship and concealment." -JFK
Fucking a that’s right
"Act accordingly or you get the convertible ride in Dallas" bruh that JFK reference. Savage af.
Yeap cause it was pretty obvious what the reference was about you used condom..
@@Chris-yx6uy ?
@@Chris-yx6uy youre intelligence got offended there, Chris?? That was a laughable reaction, are you a wannabee snowflake or are you already there?? 😂😂
@@fritsvanswinderen4532 ?
@@Chris-yx6uy you sound super smart.
He is a brilliant comedian. One of the absolute best to come out of the USA. Love his podcasts too. Well liked in the UK. Hoping he tours here soon enough.
“Or you get that convertible ride in Dallas”. Amazing clip. This man is right up there with George Carlin. A treasure.
"Men drops dead at 50 because for 40 years not being able to admit that puppies are cute."
That pretty much explains men and I can relate to that lol.
@Horror From Below and that's good, but for a lot of men who were raised in a more "traditional" environment, they are usually taught to not let their emotions flow, or even express them
He explains why he's a psycho lol
@@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs Thats what makes him so insightful. Because he was raised in that environment and chose to do the introspection. Alas, many dont even bother to understand why they think and believe the way they do.
@@johndurrett3573 I love that bit when he takes a good look at him bottling shit up and then Comes back up. Hilarious and very insightful as to why men are the way they are
No, it doesn't.
"he's illegally tasering me" * gets free and runs away *
i love this guy
Seriously that amazing
Dude shook em off like children. That's was awesome😂
@Fated Circles atheist don't gives a damn
I hate to be the race baiter, but if the dude would've been black they would've shot him about 12 times before he made it more than 10 feet away.
@@bakihanma7233 I'm white and from England, but for what it's worth I agree. It seems to happen a few times a week
It's always funny to see these hosts fumble for answers once Burr starts talking about corruption and other things that the host isn't allowed to talk about
Bill is a legend. I hope he never gets that "convertible ride in Dallas" he mentioned.
"....eatin' some pretentious fruit, like a pear..." XD
I want my entire music collection in this phone GET ON IT
Now the California whites are gone.
@@nathanrodriguez914nr yeah man. Sucks because I really like them and the price is jacked up. I don't even need to make spreads and guac. Just slice it up with a sprinkle of salt and I'm set.
Yeah like wtf did a pear do to deserve to be taken down a peg like that?!?! 😂
Jobs is God.
But yes, the joke is still hilarious.
“Ive watched enough wrestling to know a rigged game”😂
North Productions you got likes thought I'd tell you
The cutoff when Bill said "You guys wanna hear my theories?" Priceless.
"You made me, this is your f*ck up!" Oh God that was a good one😭😂🤣😂🤣💯
“You know, the meeting they have underneath the mountain?” God bless you, Bill Burr.
Frfr
I didnt GT this reference can u explain please?
@@edsosa9954 the bildburg meeting or something
Its called Davos.
@@edsosa9954
The Bildeberg group is a secret society made up of top businessmen and politicians. You only join by invite and they never say what they meet about. It's a Satanic cabal and they keep denying it. Bill tried to bring attention to it but had to stop because Conan wouldn't let him continue; you could get killed for that.
7:48 "you act accordingly or you get that convertible ride in Dallas"
thats some real shit
What does he mean by that?
@@ghostofuchiha3807 John F Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas early in his presidency.
There are many conspiracy theories about his death, such as Lee H Oswald working for the CIA, the Babushka Lady, and the Grassy Knoll. These theories point to it either being an inside job by the American government, or the Russians. Many believe that it actually was the American government, because of the way events happened that day and the days afterward, including Lee H Oswalds assassination/murder while in police custody by the owner of a Dallas nightclub who seems to have just randomly decided to kill Oswald out of nowhere.
Basically, as POTUS you do what the ones with the actual power want you to do or you end up dead. That's what Bill means.
sorry man, i waa wondering about that part, what did he mean? Not from the US.
@@ihtishammiraj770 he means the president does as hes told or they get assassinated.
@5:27 its so crazy to watch conan just panic for the whole bit. It's almost as if he thought he was referring to him when he said "you're all workin for the same guy"
His Steve job impression make me laugh from the pit of my stomach 😂😂😂
"Dress like yaks and go to those eyes wide shut parties" Bill, I'm crying here
Graham Number7 you got likes thought I'd tell you
@@Nayhan123 Thanks, that's a 1st. The Nestle ceo does need a bullet and as a brit, The dems want to tax the air with the CO2 crock of shit. The big climate change because of CO2 lie is another attack on smart people aimed at stupid people that believe CNN is a news network not a propaganda one. (MSM CNBC etc etc)
What is it with politics, the bigger and more desperate they are the more stupid they look. if you want more info on the CO2 joke, let me know, I've a ton of it that dismantles that crock of shit and it's all scientific. Every argument you will ever hear. I researched it myself for 3 months now...Why? in Bill Burr terms, because i'm not a fuckin spoon fed bed wetting "adult" playing victim at every fuckin chance in their life. So I looked into it and climate change is real (of course it is) the reasons are NOT because of people.
"...or you get that convertible ride in Dallas" also very true. Americans voting for Hillary last time around are a target audience of gullible people wanting to feel they are the good guys.
2020 if the Dems win, there is way way more at stake for the world and the fascists then have their way.
“The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over.”
― Joseph Goebbels
“The essence of propaganda consists in winning people over to an idea so sincerely, so vitally, that in the end they succumb to it utterly and can never escape from it.”
-- Joseph Goebbels (you could almost imagine him dressed in full Nazi rig chanting CO2 CO2 Co2 Co2)
Anyway thanks for the info and all the best to you...no mater what side of a fence the eyes wide shut parties want to place you :-)
Hillary sorry is a scary nasty piece of work and a disgrace to any serious election campaign. Watch out the next trick is the climate and you can be sure that 1 sick polar bear will be in frame and every bed wetting disaster prediction under the sun will be used to try and get people to vote for crooks.
He went full throttle with that one
brahim elghachi What the heck just happened?
@@shaanp9796 it's a reference on high society's fascination with orgies, pedophilia and human sacrifices. Depicted in the film eyes wide shut.
"...you act accordingly, or you get that convertible ride in Dallas"
ashbeast my eyes literally popped out when I heard him say that
Oh shit i just realized he was talkin bout the JFK assassination
No truer words spoken.
I love Bill Burr but he lays it it on a little thick with the conspiracy theories.
@@abc456f because he has done enough research to know that most are not just theories but fact.
BB is a genius! Thanks for keeping humor alive.
Man that convertible ride in Dallas reference...
That's a deep joke on a myriad of levels.
I can't tell the difference between Burr's off-the-cuff rants and his stand-up. And that's what makes him brilliant. He can come up with stuff off the top of his head that puts most career comics to shame.
I find myself preferring his small talks and his podcast than his recent stand ups. Idk why he's funnier outside of stand ups right now for me.
He is smarter than most think
Well, as far as I can tell, there is no real difference. If we exclude the obviously apsurd parts of his stand up, you'll find that his program isn't much different than his opinions on topics he talks about interviews. He is basically Bill Burr on stage and of stage, throwing tantrums on things nobody else dares to talk about. Best example are probably his interviews on Conan...he just doesn't give a fuck about any type of social agenda.
He is smarter than you think.....obviously
"You jump in the river, and you act accordingly.. or you get that convertible ride in Dallas" lol shiiiet
MrJesusdoesntsave can you explain the joke?. Im kind of dry humping on that... plz!!
+Abhilash Goud Back in 1960, the US elected a president named John F. Kennedy who wanted to change a lot of things. It's suspected that certain powerful people didn't like these changes, and felt he was a threat to them, so on Novermber 22, 1963, he was shot in the head and killed while riding in a convertible car in front of a crowd in Dallas, Texas.
MrJesusdoesntsave thank you... 😝
MrJesusdoesntsave i think it was the mob. But the problem with every conspiracy theory is that they all fuckin make sense so you dont know which one to pick lol
more like "jump in the swamp"
I love Bill. This man tells it how I felt it since I was a kid>SO TRUE
He's not only fucking hilarious, he's spot on.
"You either jump in the river, and act accordingly - or you get that convertible ride in Dallas"
Holy fuck. The way Burr thinks is so real, he just speaks the truth no filter.
He definitely didn't rehearse it.
@@baronvonbeandip haha. i like to think not
@@baronvonbeandip there is a audio of conan talking about his guests. He says most are pre-planned. Except when he invited Bill Burr, apparently Conan just invites him, he comes over and does his thing.
That line was COLD AS FUCK
"you get that convertible ride in Dallas" - Bill Burr can be much deeper than he acts.
He stole that from Bill Hicks.
@@andrewryan7029 did he directly quote bill hicks? Because otherwise, he is not stealing
Andrew Ryan if he’s relaying Bills message than that’s okay, which he is in his own way
what does that mean?
@@rajshakumar9905 he's referencing the Kennedy assassination which is rumored to have been a CIA hit because he was going to mess with the banks or something
Okay, that guy getting tased and it only makes him *stronger* .... that's some crazy anime shit going on!
He took off like they recharged his batteries!
About Nestle’ “Dude this guy wants to own the rain!” Awesome:)
ANYTIME I see or hear Bill Burr's name...I'M ALL IN...No Questions asked....put me down as a YES...He Delivers The Goods. Cheers Everyone
Thank you for not saying "I'm a simple man..."
Literally the greatest comedian we've ever had.
Bro how mad are you LOL--- One of them anyway....Always thought Carlin was on such a List.
The Stuport
Dude I'll respect that because his name is so revered, but I really don't get Carlin at all man. He has never made me laugh and his subject matter just seems very pseudo-intellectual. Sorry D:.
excution?
im so glad Bill Burr exists, it's ironic how in the vein of being a comedian he's actually being quite serious with all his answers.
Carlin
Comedians are bright by nature
Richard Patterson you seem incredibly bright, and probably have numerous bitches. Props to you Dick.
Ben Dean - He actually hates when people think that, cause as soon as he says something that you don’t agree with, the same people who’s praising him now are the one’s who wants his head on a stick.
comedians are the only ones telling the truth
I watch this video often. So many great clips
When he said “not being able to admit puppys cute” i almost dropped dead lmaoo
"It'd be kind of COOL if we just stopped yelling at each other!!!" -
Bill Burr
Oh the irony 😂😂😂
Which podcast was that from?
"I don't know" - Bill Burr
Never realized this until now lol
@The Grin Reaper "ya know" he kills me every time he says this 🤣
It’s like saying u want to admit the things you say but you can’t
Bill Burr: Vote for the guy who tells you that there's a meteor coming to strike earth!
Georgia's 14th congressional district: And I took that personally.
"Dude! You made me, this is your f-up..."🤣🤣
"so you're worried about this environmental stuff?"
"I just feel like, it'd probably be a good thing if most of us di-"
the fact it gets cut off just adds so much looll
Lol I thought you meant he was gonna say something like didn’t instead of die and when I finally got there it fought me off guard
Btw for those who don’t know phones (or at least my phone) don’t have the ability to edit their comments to fix mistakes
I think that's in the script of the Sopranos finale!
It probably would be a good thing if half the planet just...died..
@@zirjaeger4037 He is definitely not right. The problem is not with "overpopulation", as the population is expected to stabilise (and possibly dip) within the next few decades. The problem is with the carbon footprint. There is a huge difference between the two subjects, and you should not confuse them. Besides, taking seriously someone who admits that he is an unlearned jackass is not something I would recommend.
"U're worried about this environmental stuff"
"Well, i am and i'm not, i just also feel like, u know.. it'll prolly be a good thing if most of us die- **cuts to the next clip** "
LMAO
Came out of nowhere and caught me off guard so bad😂
He aint wrong
Yep 👍🏽
For real the rest of that clip was gold
@Eric Miret Oooo did someone touch a nerve?
My cousin introduced me to Bill Burr, like 10 years ago or something, I've loved his acts ever since.
That fade haircut though @ around 2:00 😄 I’ve never heard anyone talk about it lol,
Bill is the shit, I listen to every podcast on the way to work, Monday’s fuckin Thursdays 👍
Bro that tazer dude was lit. "I am defending myself, in favor of that" when he got tazed it unlocked his ultimate form.
God saved him lol
Somehow
Those pigs didn't even chase him 10 yards, lazy fuckers
Fuckn pigs though, electrocuting someone while they're pinned down
Does anybody know wth he said before that though??
@@aidanensley3245 He was asking those cops to back off cause they were standing on his massive balls.
After watching the Mandalorian, I can confirm that he is VERY lethal!
He did great on that show. Sad it's over
@@Dylan-ey8tk it’s not over
@@Dylan-ey8tk For a year it’s over.
For the empire
Hes in it twice...glad they brought him back. Wish he was a main charachter. The first episode he was in was by far the best episode to me.
That meeting they had under the mountain!!!🤣🤣😱❤️
He's just, amazing
.."these conservatives and these liberals..like I just zone out, I can't even talk to you if you really think those are two choices.....act accordingly or get that convertible ride in Dallas" -Billy Burr
This guy understands.
Are you a fellow progressive?
@@caitthecat
Bill was right
Most dems and repubs are very good friends and are playing both sides to the middle
@@TheBmills415 yes. It's all a ruse to keep us from realizing they are one thing. Elites. Millionaires. Billionaires. Oligarchs.
@@jeffreylorien6687 yep. " The elites " are provable it's not a conspiracy. Bill Hicks talks about it in stand up perfectly.
@@Daponics89 theres so much media that looks bad now in hindsight family guy simpsons so much more just for mentioning secret societies and making odd references passed as jokes
"This guy wants to own the rain" funny af but true.
his duck whistle bit, will forever be my favorite joke.
"You jump in the river, and you act accordingly, or you get that convertible ride in dallas."
Bill doesn't pull punches. That's why I like him
George Carlin would be proud of you Bill. Keep up the good work.
SevenMagpies No he wouldn’t, George has a blind spot for women. And Bill has roasted women often.
George probably wouldn't give a shit
@@orppranator5230 Nah, George Carlin roasted feminazis a lot, too.
Plus Bill never said wifebeating and shit is even REMOTELTY ok.
DrunkHog Yes, when they engaged in political correctness.
Other issues, George has said things like “anti abortion is anti woman” and has also said that first wave and second wave feminism is good and righteous. (Not quite his exact words, FYI)
@@orppranator5230 well, yes. Anti-abortion IS anti-woman. I totally agree with his antiabortion bit.
Love this man
That guy who was unfazed by the tazing is a legend
Two of my favorite comedians in recent times Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle. I think they are both comedic geniuses. Bill's Netflix specials are fantastic he is so real it's scary.
I used to feel that way about Chapelle - but then they "got" to him. He has been "gotten" to.
@@MrBudcole nah. Look deeper.
@@kamenanew9867 Deeper than what? Chapelle used to criticize Hollywood for forcing EVERY prominent black personality to - in his words - "wear a dress". Now he has succumbed to political pressure, and gives the same types of comedic monologues as every other comedian. The man turned down MILLIONS from HBO, and went into self-imposed EXILE, for crying out loud. Maybe it's you who needs to look deeper. Capitulation is NOT "enlightenment". Sometimes it's just surrender. Trust me - they "got" to him!
@@MrBudcole ok bud. Have fun with that being stupid thing.
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And just "why" actually? Why is this so IMPORTANT?
Bill burr is my favorite comedian ,i think he's the best comic alive today.
demonocus metalocus you got likes thought I'd tell you
@Lee L L Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Leee L L LLeee Stanhope is also great
@@Nayhan123 you got low-flow jokes, thought i smelled you
@Lee L L Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Leee L L LLeee 1A and 1B IMO.
Paul Mooney....... Dave....Billl.....yep
Love this guy
Imagine just saying facts out loud, and everyone just be like "hahaha, what a funny comedian!"
Holy shit that dude who got tazed and "defended himself in favor of that" and booked it out of there has my complete admiration.
Yaaaaweh!!!!!!
by the power of YAHWEEEEEEEEEEE!
He was very clear. He explained what he was going to do and why, and then he did it.
that man had the power of yahweh with him. how the hell did he sprint like that after bring tazed and detained
God came down from heaven and deflected that tazer
1st minute described the media completely!!!
Damn straight. Just look at all the hysteria around Serena Williams' freak-out and that silly cartoon... just the media blowing shit up, pretending it matters.
In a world with the Kardashians, Real Housewives, etc. It seems a shock that this is weird to you. Sensationalism sells.
He is a legend, he always makes me laugh hysterically
Congrats on 10 mil
"it be kinda cool if we all stopped yealling at each other" best line ever
Yeah. Can’t we all just get along?
💩
“You open up the door and I’m wearin a robe, slightly ajar” lmfao
Love him conjuring up the Weinstein-ish figure
A TRUE BADASS KING!! POINT BLANK!
Love Bill with all ye heart and the world will be better.
I'm mad I been sleeping on this guy. This guy is hilarious
Oh man, he's a genius...
I'm sure you've discovered the "Philadelphia Incident" by now but that's a classic of his.
It's fun to spot him in random shows and movies.
Glad you're here now. Also fuck you for not knowing sooner. Burr is a legend
Listen to his every Monday morning podcast and he also does a Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast as well. Also really like the one he has with Bert Kreischer called the Bill Bert podcast. This message was not sponsored, thanks and go fuck yourself.
Bill Burr is such a lovable smartass.
Gemini♊
Thank you for this video
Love love this guy
When I picture the Nestle guy I picture Immortan Joe from Mad Max
The same image popped into my head haha. All the people below waiting for some water to be unleashed.
hahaha! went over my head at first."Do not become addicted to water..."
reminds me of the roach dude from Men in black
Aqua cola.
"You made me! This is your fuck up!"
I have to say that to my mother! 😂😂😂
@@cozmahnut I already did. 😂
Ill see you in heaven
@Top Lobster No, she is not. But still strict as fuck...
Bwahaha.. Genius
Do It from a distance to give yourself a headstart 😂
My top 2 favorites Bill and Dave
Living Legend!!
I don't get how he makes so much sense and is still hilarious in interviews. I doubt he knows what they are gonna ask so he just says whatever is on his mind improv style and still kills it. He's one of the GOAT comics that's for sure.
He’s hilarious because he says what most people are thinking but won’t say
yep, I just made a very similar comment about "40 years of not being able to admit a puppy is cute" that's just pure genius and I don't think it was written material. often times comedians try to force their material into an interview but Bill Burr is just freestyling comedy like it's every day conversation...
Bill Burr is about as close to Bill Hicks we're getting in large circuit stand-up. Good stuff!
Dawg when he said he thought it would be best if most of use died and it cut off right there I lost it😂
"some pretentious food like a pear"
"headphones- but they're wireless. get on that several years after my death!"
"Don't let me eat pears. I hate pears! John Smith is a character I made up, but I won't know that. I'll think I am him, and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months I don't want to wake up from being human and taste that."
Why not apple? 😂
Fruit you idiot
@@FranciumBoron Isnt that... From an Exurb1a video?