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  • @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists
    @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists Před 4 lety +11741

    "Inside every cynical person, there is a dissapointed idealist."
    -George Carlin

    • @lifeisgood420365
      @lifeisgood420365 Před 4 lety +402

      That actually hit me on a personal level... Thanks lol

    • @Mr7Crash
      @Mr7Crash Před 4 lety +325

      It's exactly who Bill is if you listen carefully to him. It looks like a lot of vocal hyped up fans miss how ironic his jokes are. Even when he explains that he doesn't fully believe what he says as a joke. I think you get to understand him more when he is speaking on casual videos that are not televised. You get a glimpse at the brain of a guy who is just disappointed with how things are.

    • @sonofage
      @sonofage Před 4 lety +35

      And behind every Idealist is a realist slapping their head ...wait
      .the cynic...I see. Haha

    • @senoracheapee1864
      @senoracheapee1864 Před 4 lety +4

      Slim Schady facts

    • @Jay-xh9dl
      @Jay-xh9dl Před 4 lety +18

      Love Carlin, excellent quote. ^^

  • @navrotron22
    @navrotron22 Před 7 lety +2484

    "...they dress up like Yaks and have those Eyes Wide Shut parties." XD LMFAO im crying

    • @cesarmadero05
      @cesarmadero05 Před 7 lety +20

      Anthony James Flintstones and Kubrick never has been mentioned in one.

    • @navrotron22
      @navrotron22 Před 7 lety

      Count chocula Yeah. No.

    • @navrotron22
      @navrotron22 Před 7 lety +1

      tonedog77 ik lmao

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 Před 7 lety +13

      Saw that movie as a young teen, it left an impression on me.

    • @countchocula2169
      @countchocula2169 Před 7 lety

      Anthony James are you trying to make sense? Because you're failing hard

  • @projectx5154
    @projectx5154 Před 3 lety +5092

    What I love about Conan is that even when he obviously disagrees with somebody he lets the guest speak and doesn't twist his words. Much respect for him, best show host ever

    • @BlankRami
      @BlankRami Před 3 lety +127

      Yeah he ain't an Egotistical bullshitter

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino Před 3 lety +10

      Luv him for it

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 Před 2 lety +22

      He twist the words all the time but just to be funny.

    • @jameyliddell3306
      @jameyliddell3306 Před 2 lety +10

      Just selling advertising like all of them.

    • @Brandon-tk2rw
      @Brandon-tk2rw Před 2 lety +62

      Thats called projection. You honestly can't tell what conan is thinking because in his position he is forced to 'publicly agree' with a certain ideology. As standup with a huge following, burr doesn't have the same economic shackles. As an independent thinker, he doesn't have share the same hive mentality as most of the dying mainstream media.

  • @crimsonjet94
    @crimsonjet94 Před 3 lety +1532

    Dress up like Yaks and have those Eyes Wide Shut Parties.........classic Bill

    • @huntergrant6520
      @huntergrant6520 Před 3 lety +46

      Even weirded. Not entirely wrong. She has thpse weird parties with that artist lady who paints with period blood. Not my thing, but she have whatever party she likes.

    • @timobrien2738
      @timobrien2738 Před 3 lety +116

      Bohemian Grove.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino Před 3 lety +9

      @@timobrien2738 tell me more Tim

    • @michaeloftaoism
      @michaeloftaoism Před 3 lety +4

      @@timobrien2738 yup

    • @eliance9648
      @eliance9648 Před 2 lety +3

      weaving spiders come not here

  • @Zaba_the_Dogling
    @Zaba_the_Dogling Před 5 lety +14620

    Humor is the most powerful way to deliver the truth

    • @austinnipper6460
      @austinnipper6460 Před 5 lety +30

      Thumbed up as well

    • @mandystop1077
      @mandystop1077 Před 5 lety +72

      @@austinnipper6460
      But some people also use it to spread false information

    • @extraordinarilybasic3250
      @extraordinarilybasic3250 Před 4 lety +83

      @@mandystop1077 SO don't be a dumb bitch and do your research.

    • @holyshades6462
      @holyshades6462 Před 4 lety +13

      Or to manipulate or avoid it.

    • @johnbelt5204
      @johnbelt5204 Před 4 lety +24

      Actually it appears Bill Burr was incorrect. A great deal has changed and some would say for the better. Still, Bill Burr is funny.

  • @ThecrazyJH96
    @ThecrazyJH96 Před 7 lety +1418

    Bill burr is an Icon

  • @tuckernevel
    @tuckernevel Před 2 lety +857

    “i kicked him out of his house” one of bills most underrated jokes and he said it when everybody was clapping for something else he said.. legend

    • @M3Busssin
      @M3Busssin Před 2 lety +2

      Yes wow HAHHAH so very funny.

    • @morecharacterswithamix9067
      @morecharacterswithamix9067 Před 2 lety +10

      To be fair, Obama wasn't running against Trump and even if Hilary would have won Obama had to leave the WH anyway. His two terms were up.

    • @marty2090
      @marty2090 Před 9 měsíci

      Snoop made that joke first.

    • @misterhumerus
      @misterhumerus Před 3 měsíci

      Except he didn't.

  • @godwillodindo6826
    @godwillodindo6826 Před 3 lety +630

    " eyes wide shut parties " this guy knows serious stuff.

    • @mauriciokrebs2913
      @mauriciokrebs2913 Před 2 lety +20

      or maybe just maybe he is a comedian making a joke

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis Před 2 lety +59

      @@mauriciokrebs2913 No, he was spot on.

    • @DR-sv8ke
      @DR-sv8ke Před 2 lety +8

      @@Misanthropolis prove it without referencing a CZcams video.

    • @bluesoul7163
      @bluesoul7163 Před 2 lety +24

      @@DR-sv8ke you must be a troll or a toddler...
      Prove what? Like The Freemasonry really exists? That the world is ruled by oligarchs, banking and money printing families who set up central banks around the world and perpetuate bank seigniorage? You brats are so naive these days.... Ps. The Bildeberg Group organizes its meetings with elite exponents from all over the world ... Although the press is not admitted, it is factual that these meetings take place and they not even hiding so much .. Because the worst meetings they do, we never heard about theese.. Anyway If you are looking for proof of this, move your lazy ass and look for them, why should another man, be wasting time instead you?! It is you who want to believe the (Media, Tv) fairy tales, so you should be the one, to bring proof that certain things are only conspiracies ...

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 Před 2 lety +12

      @@bluesoul7163 It is a good idea to give proof for a statement. You don't say you have a groundbreaking new idea in physics and then tell everyone else to fact check it. The responsibility to back up your statement is yours, not ours.

  • @hastytkd5768
    @hastytkd5768 Před 4 lety +6815

    Conan is juggling between a cool friend that talks real stuff and his career.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Před 4 lety +115

      He dresses like a yak and meets under a mountain ::D

    • @olafolaf4646
      @olafolaf4646 Před 4 lety +77

      So true! A great man forced to paint a certain way.

    • @esSDeeThunder
      @esSDeeThunder Před 4 lety +15

      SO TRUE!!!!!!!!

    • @esSDeeThunder
      @esSDeeThunder Před 4 lety +189

      He obviously likes Bill because he always has him on but he knows his bosses are of a certain ilk.

    • @jakelund2143
      @jakelund2143 Před 4 lety +12

      Conan is a full blown liberal.

  • @Cutlerylover4life1
    @Cutlerylover4life1 Před 7 lety +1427

    finally a guest that doesn't start ass kissing Hillary Clinton 30 seconds in!

    • @eduardochavez82
      @eduardochavez82 Před 7 lety +41

      C.T. Wellington he thinks what the majority of America is thinking

    • @crimsondemonx
      @crimsondemonx Před 7 lety +6

      AwesomeBrickSauce right lol, people don't realize that Trump getting in is a huge loss for everyone

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral Před 7 lety +45

      It always has to be either 'Clinton is the greatest thing to ever happen to the world and Trump is Hitler' or 'Trump is the greatest thing to ever happen to the world and Clinton is Hitler.' It's nice to see some people with a degree of actual perspective on the TV for a change.

    • @Cutlerylover4life1
      @Cutlerylover4life1 Před 7 lety +20

      For the record I didn't support either one of them in the election. I will remain optimistic about trump, because that's better than crying in a corner worrying that trump will somehow smite us all

    • @flexluthor1691
      @flexluthor1691 Před 7 lety +11

      C.T. Wellington how is that better when its likely to happen. Even people within his own party are worried. Keep living in your fantasy. The rest of us deal with facts and reality.

  • @hakimitus
    @hakimitus Před 3 lety +982

    This has aged... interestingly.

  • @rawbertdogler
    @rawbertdogler Před 3 lety +173

    3:09 and conans reaction right afterwards is still probably my favorite clip from any of bills appearances on here. that 'what?' never fails to make me laugh until my cheeks hurt

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc Před 4 měsíci +1

      Conan had to play it dumb. He surely knew what he was talking about.

  • @Adidaas
    @Adidaas Před 7 lety +2502

    Bill Burr stating totally neutral comments. I'm sure people in the comments won't find anything to complain about this time!

    • @foxman105
      @foxman105 Před 7 lety +36

      I didn't hear this much bitching since kindergarten... Some people are just delusional.

    • @Aer0xander
      @Aer0xander Před 7 lety +210

      I'm offended by his neutralsm

    • @vigneshas7426
      @vigneshas7426 Před 7 lety +1

      +Adidaas You fell right into that one.

    • @ThisOldHat
      @ThisOldHat Před 7 lety +20

      being silent in the face of oppression is not neutrality.

    • @MonkeyDLuffy-nl4cv
      @MonkeyDLuffy-nl4cv Před 7 lety +3

      Like pick a side man, jesus. Smh

  • @strykerx24
    @strykerx24 Před 7 lety +1362

    ladies and gentlemen I present to you the Every Man's way of thinking

    • @APaleDot
      @APaleDot Před 7 lety +140

      "Eh, it's not going to effect me personally, so why should I care about it?"
      -Every Man USA, 2016

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 Před 7 lety +4

      So what then? Would you say the same about a woman if she said the same thing Bill's saying?

    • @APaleDot
      @APaleDot Před 7 lety +76

      Asmodeus
      I think you're mistaking us for SJWs. I'm using the gender neutral version of 'man'.
      An 'every man' being just the average person.

    • @kyaholsopple6754
      @kyaholsopple6754 Před 7 lety +20

      Every white, straight, cis man at least.

    • @kyaholsopple6754
      @kyaholsopple6754 Před 7 lety +13

      crazyman9711 Shouldn't have said every, but whenever I bring up my worries to my straight white friends they tell me that nothing will happen. They are right that nothing will happen to them but the future of LGBT rights is not looking great and it scares me that after years of progress we might still be fucked.

  • @prasanthgp7568
    @prasanthgp7568 Před 3 lety +119

    Bill Burr should be in South Park, he dishes it out to everyone

    • @nickboss808
      @nickboss808 Před 3 lety +1

      Has he talked about South Park before?

    • @mirar1
      @mirar1 Před 2 lety

      On one of his recent podcasts, he briefly talked about how amazingly on-the-mark South Park is with social commentary.

  • @mattho2346
    @mattho2346 Před 3 lety +48

    "By the time they finish it we're going to be the one's climbing over it" He saw it coming

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 Před 7 lety +2178

    Christmas always comes early whenever we get a fresh Bill Burr & Conan clip.

    • @maraamitradyershaw9641
      @maraamitradyershaw9641 Před 7 lety +4

      Kenny Tee agreed!

    • @Miimu5210
      @Miimu5210 Před 7 lety +12

      Bill Burr is a legend. He cracks me up so much.

    • @richmound5145
      @richmound5145 Před 7 lety +1

      Kenny Tee xcept wen its not fresh n he recycles jokes

    • @TKBauder
      @TKBauder Před 7 lety +6

      I literally just spit juice all over my computer listening to this!

    • @kennytee6882
      @kennytee6882 Před 7 lety +3

      to_the_batmobile_ All comedians recycle some jokes but Bill tries to vary his perspective and delivery on each bit, even if the topic has been asked before when he was on Conan previously.

  • @ghostie7790
    @ghostie7790 Před 7 lety +1156

    I don't know who this guy is but he's hilarious and his speech pattern is fabulous

    • @carwashsoap
      @carwashsoap Před 7 lety +67

      Bill Burr, it's in the title...

    • @Youareanexperiment
      @Youareanexperiment Před 7 lety +12

      ghostie7790 Bill Burr!! Checkout his Podcast!

    • @MrCoffeejingler
      @MrCoffeejingler Před 7 lety +18

      He has a cartoon on Netflix called F is for Family

    • @vikkihottie55
      @vikkihottie55 Před 7 lety +17

      Bill Burr is one of my favorite comedians~~~He's a nut~~

    • @misternormL
      @misternormL Před 7 lety +38

      ghostie7790 you don't know bill burr? welcome to your new addiction

  • @treywilloughby3046
    @treywilloughby3046 Před 2 lety +582

    It’s so rare when a comic now just speaks truth and doesn’t pander to one side. Love bill.

    • @joeydoherty368
      @joeydoherty368 Před 2 lety +9

      Yeah standup comedians are the best. Even if they are biased, they’re not really agenda driven.

    • @matthewmoran1866
      @matthewmoran1866 Před rokem +7

      I like bill burr as much as the next guy but it seems pretty disingenuous to say he doesn't pander to one side.

    • @harold3165
      @harold3165 Před rokem +5

      No it's not

    • @Hassan-zw9tb
      @Hassan-zw9tb Před rokem +6

      @@matthewmoran1866 hes obviously liberal leaning and thats ok

    • @bartmix8994
      @bartmix8994 Před rokem +8

      To say that nothing would change or be different under Trump was neither truthful nor funny.

  • @brandonkravet8350
    @brandonkravet8350 Před 3 lety +59

    4:32 him talking about us wanting to leave the us has a whole other perspective now with corona lmao

  • @dazxmedia
    @dazxmedia Před 7 lety +1168

    "what do you mean she dresses like a Yak and meets under a mountain?" LMFAO

    • @Mars_junior
      @Mars_junior Před 7 lety +130

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove
      He's talking about this place lol

    • @ddmurdock324
      @ddmurdock324 Před 7 lety

      Mike Siegler rf

    • @GyroLamb
      @GyroLamb Před 7 lety +33

      I like how it's called bohemian grove yet the people that meet there are the furthest thing from bohemians

    • @carlsaberhagen628
      @carlsaberhagen628 Před 7 lety +41

      Gyrolamb, actually, the definition of "bohemian" includes: a person who has informal and unconventional social habits. Sounds spot on.

    • @dawnsstar5918
      @dawnsstar5918 Před 7 lety +1

      Dax X
      LMAO !! Tears of laughter.....

  • @deanfender7965
    @deanfender7965 Před 5 lety +1527

    You know that meeting they have underneath the mountain where they all come out we're in the yak mask like Eyes Wide Shut . priceless

    • @blasteroid9143
      @blasteroid9143 Před 5 lety +49

      And buy pizzas and hotdogs for millions of dollars..

    • @tommynobaka
      @tommynobaka Před 5 lety +28

      @@blasteroid9143 pizzagate absolutely disgusting

    • @bluemarauder6997
      @bluemarauder6997 Před 5 lety +23

      that would be the bohemian grove meetings they attend not bilderberg keep that in mind. burr got the two mixed.

    • @toots810usa6
      @toots810usa6 Před 4 lety +18

      Hillary attended the Bilderberg plenty of times.... The Bohemian Grove is for MEN and the boys they abuse only.

    • @TT-dg8kw
      @TT-dg8kw Před 4 lety +3

      Im sorry but like " we're in" instead of "wearing" wtf

  • @gacem213
    @gacem213 Před 3 lety +162

    This man is America's national treasure

    • @ESFAndy011
      @ESFAndy011 Před 2 lety +2

      They both are.

    • @whatwhat98
      @whatwhat98 Před 2 lety +1

      He's funny. But I think Thomas Sowell is more national treasure

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 Před 2 lety

      @@whatwhat98 says no one but brainrotted right wingers

  • @halfaworldaway
    @halfaworldaway Před 3 lety +40

    "Oh yeah, that meeting they have underneath the mountain."
    I LOVE the idea of Hillary as this Bond villain. 😂

    • @TheDoomslayersDaddy
      @TheDoomslayersDaddy Před 2 lety +1

      I mean, she and Huma Abedín peeled a little girls face off WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE, then proceeded to mock her while pretending to wear her face and laugh at her shrieks of pain. The officers who confiscated Abedins husband's laptop and watched that video (in a file titled "life insurance") due to him sending pictures of his penis to underage girls almost all "suicided" within a year. Meanwhile, said laptop and files have magically disappeared without a trace. It was possible on dark web Tors to view this video for a time, and I have seen it personally. So yes, they are all pure evil especially at the top; worse than bond villains. They want to kill off all but 500 million of the global population in order to prevent us from repeating history and putting them in the ground as they deserve, and this Vaxxx is helping with that goal extensively.

    • @itsabouttthattime
      @itsabouttthattime Před 2 lety

      You're in luck because she absolutely is the real-life analogue of a Bond villain.

    • @Doom_Squid_Son
      @Doom_Squid_Son Před 2 lety +1

      He's not lying though.
      He's referencing Bohemian grove.
      I'm pretty impressed he did so on live television

  • @LiamRedmondVideo
    @LiamRedmondVideo Před 7 lety +1210

    Bill Burr's right about Hillary Clinton and the Bilderberg meetings though

    • @LiamRedmondVideo
      @LiamRedmondVideo Před 7 lety +166

      soberpunk He's not actually. He just has to make it seem kinda humorous because its such a foreign concept to so many people. He mentioned it the last time he was on as well. He brought it up himself out of nowhere for God's sake. If he was poking fun at it it would've had some kinda context within the rest of the conversation. You're reacting like the rest of the people in the audience btw. They're all going "You can't be serious" too. Listen to Burr's podcasts he goes on about this stuff all the time and he's not just poking fun at the idea.

    • @LiamRedmondVideo
      @LiamRedmondVideo Před 7 lety +3

      xlReGaRdLeSslx Exactly I didn't see your comment about the podcast before I wrote my comment above this but I said the exact same thing lol

    • @brischul81
      @brischul81 Před 7 lety +11

      I think he is talking about the Cremation of Care not the Bilderberg meetings. The Cremation of Care has more cult-focused activities. Bilderberg is more about lobbying or at least being accused of lobbying.
      Hilary Clinton most likely doesn't participate in either of those groups, specifically because she is a female.

    • @alessandroscuderi7300
      @alessandroscuderi7300 Před 7 lety +50

      He wasnt poking fun at the idea lol. Burr is a conspiracy theorist and knows she goes to them (it's a fact) but then added a funny over the top detail of them wearing goat heads and having eyes wide shut parties.

    • @reptomicus
      @reptomicus Před 7 lety +3

      It wasn't the Bilderberg meetings, it was at The Meadows with the rest of the Pentaverate.

  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 Před 5 lety +5422

    Conan and the crowd were so awkward because Bill was spilling the truth

    • @rickitysplitz7035
      @rickitysplitz7035 Před 5 lety +13

      Not gonna lie.

    • @roscodogg
      @roscodogg Před 4 lety +86

      Pink Alien that's because Hillary had run such a smear campaign is was difficult to imagine Trump doing well.
      Talk to Bill Burr now and I bet he loves Trump and most of what he's doing.
      People are seeing through the fake news.

    • @GrimKage
      @GrimKage Před 4 lety +61

      Not really. Conan is the only host that really gets his humour. They got a good chemistry.

    • @RumpWax
      @RumpWax Před 4 lety +4

      i got comfortable.

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 Před 4 lety +16

      @@roscodogg "Hillary had run such a smear campaign" dude... in what dimension are you live in?

  • @lclane5256
    @lclane5256 Před 3 lety +108

    Bill Burr's hard core realism and impartiality is so refreshing in a sea of people who are sooooo immersed in their feelings and blind political loyalties. He clearly has no loyalty except to what the objective facts are, and I'm here for it.
    Edit: grammar

    • @bartmix8994
      @bartmix8994 Před rokem +2

      Too bad he couldn’t have been more wrong. Plus, it wasn’t even funny.

    • @billcipher3946
      @billcipher3946 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@bartmix8994I think he’s right

    • @bartmix8994
      @bartmix8994 Před 9 měsíci

      @@billcipher3946 If you “think” that nothing changed with Trump as President, you are either a tard or a imbecile. I’ll let you choose.

    • @soldatonegro
      @soldatonegro Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@bartmix8994Still not using logic huh?

    • @bartmix8994
      @bartmix8994 Před 5 měsíci

      @@soldatonegro I agree, you and your low double digit IQ are not capable of logic. Later Skippy.

  • @dextergrif1052
    @dextergrif1052 Před 2 lety +252

    Bill was so right here. 90% of people don’t want to say who they’re voting for, so the only data we got was from like 10% of people in the US and we just decided that it would predict the future. Then we had the audacity to be surprised when that was wrong

    • @Razzy1312
      @Razzy1312 Před 2 lety +8

      Also, if they don't disclose the number of people polled a "Nationwide" poll could be 10 people at a bus stop.

    • @Bialy_1
      @Bialy_1 Před 2 lety +2

      "Then we had the audacity to be surprised when that was wrong" Statistics is used nowdays in everything not to mention that the whole universe on microscopic level is 100% statistics(whole quantum physics is all about propability)... Error in this huge tests should be less than 1%, the only explanation why it was so much off is that the data was deliberately changed or somehow all the companies hired people as incopetent in this field of mathematics as you(and that smells also like a deliberately done "error").
      And the whole idea is to use curent views of the people so there is no prediction of the future, some people may change the views but we are talking here about millions of people so this small exceptions here and there do not change the big picture(and that small changes should be from both sides=no impact on the data unleas something significant was leaked by the media but that was not the case)...

    • @jasonswiatkowski9127
      @jasonswiatkowski9127 Před 2 lety +7

      I have only told 2 people who I voted for and I lied to 1 of them.

    • @tomm5663
      @tomm5663 Před rokem +2

      The polls were actually totally right at a nationwide level. Just didn’t take the EC into account.

    • @IXSuperRadGamerXI
      @IXSuperRadGamerXI Před rokem +2

      It was actually considered rude to say or bring up who you voted for back in earlier days.
      Hence it’s done in private, polls have curtains for a reason.

  • @gregh7400
    @gregh7400 Před 5 lety +1207

    "Uh who ya voting for?"...."Uh, none of your business" LOL.

    • @joshanonline
      @joshanonline Před 4 lety +12

      Welp. If you say Trump, you are in a lot of trouble. People are afraid to support dorito man.

    • @sukiakka
      @sukiakka Před 4 lety +3

      I think he referred what Denzil washington said when asked who he voted for

    • @olliestone5549
      @olliestone5549 Před 4 lety +2

      @@sukiakka he was referring to the general common sense of privacy.

    • @Drivien12
      @Drivien12 Před 4 lety +1

      Infinity Dragon of course they are lol, I give props to people who openly support him. It’s not safe to do so.

  • @aal-m3545
    @aal-m3545 Před 7 lety +819

    If everyone is upset that trump is president then who TF voted for him ?

    • @gameboypunk660
      @gameboypunk660 Před 7 lety +47

      Athbi Almuzaini Republicans stole this election by jerrymandering the electoral map and redistricting it to make much more favorable for people living outside population centers and removing voting places that were heavily used by minorities this system must change a independent council is needed to redraw election maps it has to happen

    • @simplySY8
      @simplySY8 Před 7 lety +38

      59 million people did most of them uninformed and hoping for a change to a system they feel as left them out in the cold. some of the grievances they have are true and others are not. These people should have voted for Bernie sanders in the primaries and then maybe you would at least get a little change...if you reach for the stars maybe you get some change instead of comprising and doing nothing and getting none.

    • @SGTMasterBean
      @SGTMasterBean Před 7 lety +159

      Athbi Almuzaini the working middle class. Middle America. Most people rioting right now are liberals in liberal colleges in liberal states. Its pathetic you lost move on with your lives

    • @LiamRedmondVideo
      @LiamRedmondVideo Před 7 lety +85

      No democrats have been doing that for years by ushering in millions and millions of immigrants, giving them welfare and benefits, which ensures they vote democrat. Unfortunately in this case they all live in the cities and Trump capitalised on the white rural voters who pretty much won him the presidency. The republicans haven't changed anything, as the electoral map has remained pretty much unchanged for about 100 years. Do your research and stop adapting facts to fit your narrative.

    • @LordRacing16
      @LordRacing16 Před 7 lety +131

      the people who don't sit commenting on youtube videos and writing #Iamstillwithher on twitter.

  • @abbery9202
    @abbery9202 Před rokem +27

    It really doesn't get better than Bill Burr & Conan as far as late night TV talkshows

  • @lucasjones3338
    @lucasjones3338 Před rokem +6

    4:50 Bill describes survey biases in the most simple way

  • @princehmg
    @princehmg Před 5 lety +3454

    Mentioned bilderberg meetings?
    He's got 5 years lifetime from that point max

    • @olafolaf4646
      @olafolaf4646 Před 5 lety +70

      Not necessarily. Alex Jones is still alive!!!

    • @jamesgaudreau8315
      @jamesgaudreau8315 Před 5 lety +7

      Hani G. Right!!!! I couldn’t believe that

    • @soldierforchrist2017
      @soldierforchrist2017 Před 5 lety +79

      @@olafolaf4646 Alex Jones is one of them. He's a controlled opposition. He mixes a little truth with propaganda so you'll discredit the facts. He's a walking psyop.

    • @olafolaf4646
      @olafolaf4646 Před 5 lety +33

      @@soldierforchrist2017 well if he is now he didnt used to be. I followed him ever since he exposed Bohemian Grove by sneaking in. I knew every single last detail of this whole fake Russian collusion investigation down to personal information on Steele and Fusion GPS etc 3 YEARS ago; the stuff that's being learned about now; just because i listened to Alex Jones. Hes crazy but hes the tip of the spear, piercing backdoors and exposing corruption to such detail that two years later, when it all comes true so to speak, he remains pure. I would believe you thinking thats how he knew that stuff but if he was misinformation or controlled leaking they would not have kicked him off social media, the first of many conservatives exposing the truth to be censored. You know in the thick of it behind the scenes we will never know whats actually happening, but Alex has been so consistent with information that has proven accurate years later after being swarmed with criticism about being totally crazy and false, id say hes just a concerned citizen of this planet trying to get to the bottom of things. Thats why hes banned. I mean what part of everything he told us 3 years ago thats now unfolding in other media WAS not the whole and complete truth? Now of course he gets things wrong! Hes the first to bust down the doors and see things and hes imperfect like the rest of us. So he doesnt get it all correct but thats human nature, not necessarily controlled informational output. But like i said, maybe we will never truly know and you might be right, but im giving the man the benifit of the doubt, because hes taught me a lot and is a character with HUGE BALLS, and i respect that.

    • @svsps
      @svsps Před 5 lety +9

      SelfGoverned repeat that in English please

  • @MrGalonge
    @MrGalonge Před 4 lety +1037

    "By the time they build that thing, we're gonna be the ones going over it."

    • @TheBearNYC01
      @TheBearNYC01 Před 3 lety +12

      @Gerry Stevens I hate to break it to you, but that's not the real Friedrich Nietzsche.

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 Před 3 lety

      @chuck I didn't get it

    • @xyoyo7502
      @xyoyo7502 Před 3 lety

      @@zakiahmed6655 Its either about us skipping out on getting sentenced or generally just wanting to go despite regulations.

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 Před 3 lety

      @@xyoyo7502 oh thanks for explaining

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 Před 3 lety

      @chuck it's sad but people won't stop and I don't even see what they could gain from likes.

  • @JamesWelbes
    @JamesWelbes Před rokem +5

    "by the time we build that thing we're gonna be the ones going over it" 😂

  • @CDCLLC2023
    @CDCLLC2023 Před 11 měsíci +10

    And this is why we only laugh at comedians. Don't look to any of them for any good advice. Turns out, Bill was completely wrong, as usual. Just laugh at him and leave it at that.

  • @Manameiszac
    @Manameiszac Před 7 lety +5124

    Conan didn't think it was funny when Bill joked about Hillary's ties to the occult and secret societies LMAO.

    • @monicahawkins9808
      @monicahawkins9808 Před 7 lety +721

      Isaac Forsyth I'm sure deep down he was trying not to crack up about it, but when Hollywood has you on their leash, you gotta keep it a little PC. anyway for Burr to go out there and kill on a tense audience just ensures he's the best around

    • @armoredp
      @armoredp Před 7 lety +386

      Yeah it was pretty obvious. Bill Bur was holding back though, he was first pretending to be neutral, but we all know who he preferred to win.

    • @armoredp
      @armoredp Před 7 lety +60

      Shotgun Pete Never said he should't prefer Trump winning. Just said he was holding back.
      And yes, the salt videos are some of the best entertainment I have had in the last year on CZcams.

    • @vincents.1653
      @vincents.1653 Před 7 lety +241

      armoredp He hates both of them. He thinks we really need a guy outside of the system but Trump is just a moron, as what Bill said in the podcast.

    • @seanwillets4913
      @seanwillets4913 Před 7 lety +27

      Bill looked so satisfied! Lol

  • @tylercraig9273
    @tylercraig9273 Před 4 lety +5793

    “I thought Hillary was gonna kill em”
    *Epstein enters chat*

  • @Oberon4278
    @Oberon4278 Před rokem +4

    "Nothing's going to change"
    Oh boy

  • @stevenjackson1359
    @stevenjackson1359 Před 3 lety +3

    lost my schiff when he said "those Eyes Wide Shut Parties!" lol!

  • @rafthethinker4948
    @rafthethinker4948 Před 7 lety +3999

    conan cringing at the amount of truth

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 Před 7 lety +308

      The truth isn't allowed in Hollywood lol

    • @mhks68
      @mhks68 Před 7 lety +105

      MOST OVERUSED WORD OF 2016'''''CRINGE"""

    • @DexiPawnz
      @DexiPawnz Před 7 lety +79

      I honestly believe that the most overused words of 2016 are "2016".
      It is current year, after all.

    • @nickatrop
      @nickatrop Před 7 lety +4

      OMG EPIC!!!!

    • @PineappleBaconPizza
      @PineappleBaconPizza Před 7 lety +146

      Especially about the eyes wide shut parties

  • @ttaattssuuyyaa77
    @ttaattssuuyyaa77 Před 7 lety +542

    I've been waiting for this man's opinion. Only man who speaks truth

    • @clutchplayer666
      @clutchplayer666 Před 7 lety +13

      Tatsuya Takizawa What truth do you hear in this? I'm curious because I rewatched it multiple times and he actually manages to say nothing. No opinion, no information. Did I miss something?

    • @moneyinmyviens
      @moneyinmyviens Před 7 lety +20

      i'm still waiting for Ja Rule

    • @theclawyaww3740
      @theclawyaww3740 Před 7 lety +8

      he said nothing is gonna change

    • @MukulApple
      @MukulApple Před 7 lety +12

      +Khalil Klouche, yes, you did. That not much will change. You'll do what you have been doing.

    • @DeceitfulDestiny
      @DeceitfulDestiny Před 7 lety +11

      Yeah not much said, but an opposite reaction to the alarmists and butthurt. He realizes that the president isn't actually involved in most peoples' lives day to day. We shall see though

  • @aarongentry9892
    @aarongentry9892 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Conan’s. WHAT ? So great. Bill Burr and Conan for ever

  • @Toadyy
    @Toadyy Před 3 lety +21

    If You Want To Tell People the Truth, You’d Better Make Them Laugh or They’ll Kill You - George Bernard

  • @linkayoub
    @linkayoub Před 4 lety +2772

    "By the time they build that thing we're gonna be the ones going over it"
    Coronavirus : Challenge accepted

    • @El_Andru
      @El_Andru Před 3 lety +22

      You comment doesn't make sense.
      Where are you running for? Mexico? South America?

    • @theenigma1109
      @theenigma1109 Před 3 lety +3

      @@El_Andru 😂😂😂 _America bad_ .. I think Trump has done nothing just like Bill said

    • @thejusmar
      @thejusmar Před 3 lety +39

      @@El_Andru I think the joke is that Mexico has quarantined the U.S, so that if we wanted to vacation there we'd have to immigrate illegally

    • @KevinPetrusNL
      @KevinPetrusNL Před 3 lety

      @@theenigma1109 czcams.com/video/piVd_6VPpyM/video.html
      This guy filmed it all in 10 days. Some cool moment too (with some Mexican kids)

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 Před 2 lety

      @@theenigma1109 Not true, trump inherited a booming economy from OBama and then ruined it in less than 2 years, lmao I guess that counts as doing something..

  • @hrthrhs
    @hrthrhs Před rokem +32

    The part from 0:30 - 0:50 is so deeply true that I think everyone missed it. We need to stop celebritising and praising politicians. It's us that puts food on our tables, wastes our money, makes life decisions. We're going to keep our bad and good habits as always. The decisions we make in our lives contribute vastly more to our happiness levels than anything our government can do, PROVIDED the government doesn't interfere in our personal lives.

    • @afmartin2734
      @afmartin2734 Před rokem +1

      Abortion laws.

    • @hrthrhs
      @hrthrhs Před rokem +4

      @@afmartin2734 Covid lockdowns. Yeah we can play this Right vs Left game.
      On the topic of abortion, there would barely be a need for abortion laws if decades ago the government welfare system didn't grow to be so generous as to incentivise single parent households, thereby making it less important to have children with a respectable person, thereby abortion far less common. There are other factors involved yes, but it's a cycle of greater government control.

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 Před rokem +1

      @@hrthrhs Governments are regulated though. Conservatives think that because many of them own small businesses that giving corporations all the power would make the world better. Hilarious.

    • @thatleftyjames2893
      @thatleftyjames2893 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@afmartin2734make responsible decisions

  • @avagud1
    @avagud1 Před rokem +48

    I wish all talk shows were like this. A neutral stance to explore perspective.

  • @lukegold5330
    @lukegold5330 Před 7 lety +758

    I love just watching Conan during these rants. He is nervous that Bill is going to say something extremely offensive but at the same time doesn't care because he genuinely finds Bill hilarious lol.

    • @kelamullah1999
      @kelamullah1999 Před 6 lety +8

      Luke Gold I know.

    • @ryanm7832
      @ryanm7832 Před 6 lety +7

      That rant Bill delivered on Fallon's show was epic, and Jimmy's reactions were so forced and weak that it was almost as hilarious as Bill.

    • @MC-bd5ub
      @MC-bd5ub Před 6 lety

      Its scripted.

    • @erupter76500
      @erupter76500 Před 6 lety +16

      Mark Chavez Bill is notorious for going off script in these kinds of shows. Its why most late night shows he goes on the host looks so uncomfortable.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka Před 6 lety +1

      Conan knows Bill wouldn't purposely say anything too honest. You can speak the truth, just not all of it.

  • @abeltamanji2360
    @abeltamanji2360 Před 7 lety +89

    "That meeting they have underneath the mountain"😂😂😂😂

  • @jeromeb4772
    @jeromeb4772 Před 2 lety +3

    “Yeah that meeting they have under the mountain”
    “Uuuhhh hahaha what are you talking about hahahah 😅😅”

  • @jb111082
    @jb111082 Před 3 lety +3

    "where they all dress up like yaks" ....that had me rolling! Love me some Bill Burr!

  • @on2wheels378
    @on2wheels378 Před 7 lety +2777

    Hillary Clinton's outfits looked like colorful versions of what Kim Jong Un wears..

  • @samboescondido5609
    @samboescondido5609 Před 4 lety +6546

    "You only see the president like once every 3 weeks."
    Just wait, Bill, just wait.

    • @Deontjie
      @Deontjie Před 4 lety +312

      One place where Bill got it wrong.

    • @cestlina
      @cestlina Před 4 lety +4

      😭

    • @alexc656
      @alexc656 Před 4 lety +93

      unless he doesn't watch the media 24/7

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian Před 4 lety +147

      1000s of articles on him daily. After a year had passed since his presidency, it felt like 1 term.

    • @coosoorlog
      @coosoorlog Před 4 lety +39

      he was wrong on every point. painful.

  • @WBUline
    @WBUline Před 3 lety +5

    After a 28 year run, Conan's 'late night' show ends on June 24th, 2021. For all of us who love to go on the regular Conan with Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald binges, let's all upvote this for Team Coco to see who we want as the first guests in his new HBO Max variety show!!!! Hail team Coco!

  • @SebMagicXVI
    @SebMagicXVI Před 2 lety +3

    what i love about Conan is that he plays the guys that has a hard time following what bill's saying when in reality, he catch everything as fast as it comes out bill's mouth.... he just play that character so that mrs and mr average people at home can rewind a little and try to follow. This is a great host with a high IQ, no doubt about it. And then, well Bill is just priceless as always, i love the guy.

  • @GrimKage
    @GrimKage Před 3 lety +3952

    Conan NEEDS to bring Bill back the day after this election, who's with me??

  • @Bananapup
    @Bananapup Před 4 lety +376

    How are you going to do that? " you'll see you'll see" 😂

    • @Bananapup
      @Bananapup Před 4 lety +5

      @Walker Burton ahh another man of culture. I welcome you

    • @PeopleHealthTru
      @PeopleHealthTru Před 4 lety

      3:26 The Trump Wall and a hilarious description of why polls are fake.

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella Před 4 lety

      @@PeopleHealthTru why did that have to be put here.

    • @PeopleHealthTru
      @PeopleHealthTru Před 4 lety

      @@ultrabigfella Joker Deadhead, he knew before you?

  • @codiddle
    @codiddle Před rokem +1

    This is one of my all time favorite Bill Burr appearances, 11/10

  • @andrewwilson565
    @andrewwilson565 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Narrator: “Things did change”

  • @Mars_junior
    @Mars_junior Před 7 lety +347

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove
    That's what Bill is refereing to at 3:37

    • @lilpatofficial
      @lilpatofficial Před 7 lety +48

      Mike Siegler that's not what he's talking about...the Bohemian Grove is in the US, the bilderberg meetings are in different locations like it was in Dresden this year. Similar but not specifically what he's saying in this video...the fact that Conan deflects it and makes a joke out of it says it all though

    • @avedic
      @avedic Před 7 lety +3

      -__-

    • @Mars_junior
      @Mars_junior Před 7 lety +1

      Patrik Sullivan he didn't deflect it he addressed what he said literally directly lol

    • @Mars_junior
      @Mars_junior Před 7 lety

      viciousspew do you think he's Santa's puppet or the easter bunnies puppet? all I said is he didn't avoid the question because he actually didn't. maybe you guys watched a different video and commented here.

    • @headlight31
      @headlight31 Před 7 lety

      yep definitely

  • @EoinFC
    @EoinFC Před 6 lety +415

    Conan is Burr's biggest fanboi. He's like a child waiting to be entertained! And Burr delivers.

  • @Shamaroth
    @Shamaroth Před 3 lety +59

    Aged like fine milk

    • @avineshblah5739
      @avineshblah5739 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh yeah

    • @kroenen1590
      @kroenen1590 Před 3 lety +6

      It didn't.
      Burr's point of "what is he going to do for you? You are the one that provide for yourself", is a great point that people have to get, that isn't how political sycophant think.

    • @cloudystorm7314
      @cloudystorm7314 Před 3 lety +3

      @@kroenen1590 Trump let COVID-19 affect pretty much everyone

    • @kroenen1590
      @kroenen1590 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cloudystorm7314 true he had pretty much the worst strategy even denying it at the beginning. But look at the most of the countries that reacted better they aren't better off today.
      I can remember last year January when it was just in China, there was no preparation by anyone, even the CDC let people infected land in Atlanta and did not quarantine them. It was a failure from the top down, and rightly so Trump is a big part of the problem, but so are the medical people whose job is too prevent this kind of stuff but were already running out of supplies after one week.

    • @jordanfrancisco27
      @jordanfrancisco27 Před 3 lety

      Yessir! Like a milk carton left open in the tropics. Spoiled as hell. ROFL.

  • @minecraftblockychris8708
    @minecraftblockychris8708 Před 7 měsíci +1

    i love how conan and bill are like the unhinged duo and how conan translates and adds structure for bill lmfao

  • @Jnel28
    @Jnel28 Před 7 lety +1380

    bill burr is absolutely the ONLY celebrity who wyd ever mention illuminati

    • @wasteofspace20
      @wasteofspace20 Před 7 lety +41

      Charlie Sheen.

    • @DontMissVideos
      @DontMissVideos Před 7 lety +8

      Jnel28 and an Eyes Wide Shot reference

    • @Bidwellz9
      @Bidwellz9 Před 7 lety +14

      eddie griffin, kat williams, martin lawrence, dave chapelle, patrice oneal.....they all did and they are just comedians..imagine how many others....celebrities speak out all the time, it gets thrown under the rug, hence your comment.. hes not the ONLY one

    • @RubHerSoul1
      @RubHerSoul1 Před 7 lety +3

      Jnel28
      Zappa exposed the illuminati constantly.
      check CZcams.
      this was back in the 80s and 90s.

    • @Braselton21
      @Braselton21 Před 7 lety

      333 likes... illuminati confirmed :D

  • @shredtildeath777
    @shredtildeath777 Před 7 lety +815

    thank god there is a famous comedian who actually views things fairly.

    • @PMOHGUILD
      @PMOHGUILD Před 6 lety +10

      Jimmy Robinette look up George Carlin , he’s not the first

    • @AngryJT
      @AngryJT Před 6 lety +16

      Carlin's kinda dead.

    • @PMOHGUILD
      @PMOHGUILD Před 6 lety +2

      Stone Cold Stipe joe bless you

  • @jonahjameson9071
    @jonahjameson9071 Před 2 lety +6

    Dude! Putting aside the great comedy routine, Burr is so smart. He's third on my best comedians ever. First is Norm. Second is Chappelle.

    • @nonautemrexchristus5637
      @nonautemrexchristus5637 Před 2 lety

      George Carlin is at the top of them all, an actual smart comedian

    • @jonahjameson9071
      @jonahjameson9071 Před 2 lety

      @@nonautemrexchristus5637 Seriously disagree. My opinion: Carlin was very funny but over the top for many sensitive viewers - that's one major reason he doesn't crack top 3 for me. Norm was genuine comedy. His cadence was enough to make a simple statement hilarious.

    • @nonautemrexchristus5637
      @nonautemrexchristus5637 Před 2 lety

      @@jonahjameson9071 you are talking intelligence, and Carlin kept his acts intelligent but understandable to pretty much everyone. Listen to the crowd at his acts, they laughed for every joke, even the niche ones.

    • @jonahjameson9071
      @jonahjameson9071 Před 2 lety

      @@nonautemrexchristus5637 I put Burr third based on his ability to make you think. He didn't crack top two because it's not unique. Carlin was very good at making you think. But so is Burr. So is Seinfeld. So was Patrice O'neal. Norm was unique because of he his cadence. Cosby has something similar but he's disqualified bc of his criminal actions outside comedy. Norm's cadence evoked laughter even when he spoke about mundane matters. You could never truly tell if he was being serious -- that's genuine comedy! Most of his latest material before his passing was lame, centennial jokes that sparked laughter but would bomb had almost anyone else said it (look up the Moth joke).

  • @christianfarmer
    @christianfarmer Před rokem +1

    "I don't understand, what's going to happen to you": WOW.

  • @Leakproject42
    @Leakproject42 Před 7 lety +4822

    this is epic

    • @zestypinkman
      @zestypinkman Před 6 lety +3

      Burrs kinda woke 😀

    • @luisfiliperosa7511
      @luisfiliperosa7511 Před 6 lety +4

      got that 666 upvote :^)

    • @jacobbabson6786
      @jacobbabson6786 Před 6 lety +5

      Leak Project if only he was right about the three week thing

    • @jpalpharo4304
      @jpalpharo4304 Před 6 lety +1

      Leak Project I’ve seen this video like ten times since the election, still cracks me up

    • @IsThisRain
      @IsThisRain Před 5 lety +2

      Okay this is epic

  • @erikmerrill8280
    @erikmerrill8280 Před 7 lety +3039

    Conan pretending bilderberg isn't a thing. Smh.

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path Před 7 lety +100

      As goes for the crowd. They're probably like what is Bill talking about and jokingly laughing the whole time.

    • @angeloortis4219
      @angeloortis4219 Před 7 lety +86

      Don't know if they wear goat heads at Bilderberg meetings, but they definitely do at the Bohemian Grove.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremation_of_Care

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path Před 7 lety +76

      Angelo Ortis They wear robes at the Bohemian Grove whereas at the Rothschild type Eye Wide Shut parties in mansions they wear the most grotesque outfits with the most hideous and creepiest masquerade masks.

    • @christiansebastian9509
      @christiansebastian9509 Před 7 lety +102

      the world is run by psycopaths,anybody who attends those "parties" is clearly not right of the head then they act like somehow they care about of the people of the country they suppose to serve, is hilarious

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path Před 7 lety +1

      John Taylor White Amen!

  • @fanofeverything
    @fanofeverything Před 2 lety +14

    It doesn't matter at all who's president. Voting is essentially pushing the elevator button twice to make it go faster

  • @lebrewski3103
    @lebrewski3103 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I'd like to see Bill Burr react to this today. LOL

  • @Seapatico
    @Seapatico Před 7 lety +181

    "By the time they build that thing, we're gonna be the ones going over it." Perfection.

  • @blink180heights
    @blink180heights Před 7 lety +252

    no one makes Conan laugh like bill burr

    • @Iproductions0
      @Iproductions0 Před 6 lety +10

      Mistah Jeezy if you need to be high to be funny...youre not funny tho

  • @robertjames7032
    @robertjames7032 Před 2 lety

    That “what!” from Conan! Hilarious!

  • @WillieWeed
    @WillieWeed Před rokem +3

    This title didn't age well

  • @Hevynly1
    @Hevynly1 Před 7 lety +1815

    Bilderberg and "Eyes Wide Shut" parties, and Conan freaks out! LOL! Dose of truth on the mainstream. Love it!

    • @Nineteen1900Hundred
      @Nineteen1900Hundred Před 7 lety +124

      I noticed too! Conan was fast to call it 'madness', so he doesn't get in trouble from the media overlords in The Skull & Bones Society.

    • @patrickmartz2865
      @patrickmartz2865 Před 7 lety +59

      Did you see when Conan blinked his second set of eyelids? Clearly a reptilian.

    • @Nineteen1900Hundred
      @Nineteen1900Hundred Před 7 lety +56

      ***** Just to be clear, the reptilian Illuminati Beyonce hidden messages stuff is all nonsense. I'm concerned about the real proven stuff like Bilderberg group and Bohemian Grove and the Skull and Bones Club.

    • @patrickmartz2865
      @patrickmartz2865 Před 7 lety +14

      Nineteen1900Hundred Nonsense??? WTF? Keep drinking that Kool-Aid, man. You're believing exactly what they want you to. Sheep.

    • @Nineteen1900Hundred
      @Nineteen1900Hundred Před 7 lety +44

      *****
      I hope you're joking. No sane person on earth actually believes in Reptilian Humanoids living in the mantle of the earth.

  • @MagicalPuddinPops
    @MagicalPuddinPops Před 7 lety +336

    Never heard of this guy
    Already love him

    • @LordAcidGibson
      @LordAcidGibson Před 7 lety +1

      toonamioncrack check out his show on Netflix called F is For Family.

    • @alpacamale2909
      @alpacamale2909 Před 7 lety +22

      terrible advice for an entry level burr. Just check the specials, I'm sorry you feel that way and You people are all the same

    • @sneakycheetah94
      @sneakycheetah94 Před 7 lety +9

      Hell, watch his specials on netflix, if you have it. There are 3 of them and they are awesome!

    • @dynasty945
      @dynasty945 Před 7 lety +8

      Watch some of his standups pretty funny guy.

    • @guillermovillegasakena2009
      @guillermovillegasakena2009 Před 7 lety +7

      toonamioncrack you're in for a treat...

  • @devinpruitt9225
    @devinpruitt9225 Před rokem +6

    3:19 is an excellent example of Conan's comedic timing.

  • @mcboomsauce7922
    @mcboomsauce7922 Před rokem +12

    "by the time we are done building the wall...we are gonna be the ones climbing over it"
    -6 years later
    still accurate

  • @micahcardamone3771
    @micahcardamone3771 Před 4 lety +683

    “By the time they build that thing, we’ll be the ones going over it.” 😂😅

    • @SaltheartFoamfollower
      @SaltheartFoamfollower Před 4 lety +4

      the man has a crystal ball :-) .... today is 17 Oct 2019 O_o

    • @fritzsedney9268
      @fritzsedney9268 Před 4 lety +5

      I laughed my pants off

    • @lol-hk2xq
      @lol-hk2xq Před 4 lety +4

      @@SaltheartFoamfollower i'm in illinois, the property taxes are going up. recreational marijuana taxes generating lots of income for the state, yet signs of taxes going down is just a fantasy. does make me want to jump the border down south

    • @user-hg8cg5hj4l
      @user-hg8cg5hj4l Před 4 lety +4

      This guy is so good in coming of with smart jokes in an instant, i envy his trait

    • @Krazyk007x2
      @Krazyk007x2 Před 4 lety +2

      @@SaltheartFoamfollower 2/4/2020

  • @georgecameroon3588
    @georgecameroon3588 Před 4 lety +2126

    Conan pretending he doesn't know what an eyes wide shut party is.

    • @coryburns1905
      @coryburns1905 Před 4 lety +77

      When they put one of those parties together I bet they are not thinking let's invite the ginger pasty white Conan to the party.

    • @georgecameroon3588
      @georgecameroon3588 Před 4 lety +47

      @@coryburns1905 Does matter what you look like at those parties.

    • @rockybedder8437
      @rockybedder8437 Před 4 lety +6

      @@coryburns1905 lmao!!!

    • @ghostghost8510
      @ghostghost8510 Před 4 lety +42

      Well he doesn't want to get suicided...

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 Před 4 lety +35

      Hey geniuses, he gets the joke, he's playing the straight man.

  • @NASH92BRYAN10
    @NASH92BRYAN10 Před 2 lety +14

    Lmao. Back in 2016 I had massive TDS and this interview really sobered me up lol

  • @dyl31021
    @dyl31021 Před rokem +3

    “By the time that thing’s built… we’re gonna be the ones going over it.”
    Hahaha that is absolutely hysterical.

  • @megakirbyx
    @megakirbyx Před 7 lety +187

    This comment section should go well

  • @highhorseperthian
    @highhorseperthian Před 7 lety +117

    U can tell Conan admires him as a true freestyle comic.

    • @GorGob
      @GorGob Před 5 lety

      yeah he gets it the dark sarcasm

  • @firsttimeisawjupiter1031

    I remember when I first start started watching and listening to Bill and I couldn't get most of what he said, now I'm fluent in Bill speach pattern and thinking

  • @cengiz246
    @cengiz246 Před rokem

    This is the only guy I fully relate too. Its like a mirror. Bless you man

  • @TheBTEAMwins
    @TheBTEAMwins Před 7 lety +108

    The part about the bilderberg meetings and eyes wide shut parties are 100% legit. If you haven't seen that movie. Look it up

    • @51UM
      @51UM Před 7 lety +7

      Didnt they film it in a rothschild mansion?

    • @Redant23
      @Redant23 Před 7 lety +10

      yup Clintons are definitely Demonic!

    • @SpymanTIVC
      @SpymanTIVC Před 7 lety +4

      what's the name of the movie? Eye wide shut?

    • @TheBTEAMwins
      @TheBTEAMwins Před 7 lety +2

      51UM yes same mansion used in the Nolan batman films as "Wayne manor" same place

    • @TheBTEAMwins
      @TheBTEAMwins Před 7 lety +24

      SpymanTIVC yes eyes wide shut by Stanley Kubrick. His last film, also Kubrick was said to have 20 min of additional footage...the big wigs said take it out, he said no, and Stanley ended up dead right before the red carpet premiere
      But yea...eyes wide shut by Kubrick his last film

  • @mjohn5921
    @mjohn5921 Před 3 lety +528

    Hi. I'm from the future where the only way to see your parents every 3 weeks is a video chat and you see the president every 3 hours.

    • @ShoOKitssho_time
      @ShoOKitssho_time Před 3 lety +19

      3seconds* if you are on twitter

    • @xaviersmith7903
      @xaviersmith7903 Před 3 lety +1

      Yo but bill knows about Hillary on Epstein's Island you don't think that's crazy

    • @EdgeO419
      @EdgeO419 Před 3 lety +4

      Bill Burr rich tho for him even through all this nothing has changed, he's still rich and can still leave the country should I get bad enough for his class of people.

  • @JToddJeep
    @JToddJeep Před rokem +5

    "What's going to happen to you?"
    You had to ask, didn't you Bill? You had to ask.

  • @Jedum
    @Jedum Před 2 lety +3

    Somehow this keeps showing up on my feed, and somehow it’s the 5th time I’ve laughed hard at it

  • @damitelephant7132
    @damitelephant7132 Před 7 lety +582

    I had to come back here after watching colberts awkward interview with bill burr

    • @teresaa
      @teresaa Před 6 lety +13

      HAHAHA DID THE SAME THING

    • @snoophogg1177
      @snoophogg1177 Před 6 lety +44

      damit elephant yeah. Colbert is hollywoods ass puppet.

    • @flykicksdj
      @flykicksdj Před 6 lety +6

      Colbert is terrible when interviewing

    • @Hammerton32
      @Hammerton32 Před 6 lety

      Me too!!

    • @caseykod4406
      @caseykod4406 Před 6 lety +18

      Same. I actually like Colbert, but he was in over his head. You could tell that he wanted to laugh but instead was just awkward and it shut down the energy. (Getting smacked with the realization that he wasn't the funniest person in the room didn't help. He was playing catch-up from the first punchline and couldn't just go with it like Conan does.)

  • @notoriousone9837
    @notoriousone9837 Před 6 lety +1689

    Wow Bill mentioned the "billdaberg group"

    • @cisumehtesresre9237
      @cisumehtesresre9237 Před 6 lety +266

      Notorious One and he hasnt been suicided yet

    • @MisterL2_yt
      @MisterL2_yt Před 5 lety +6

      billdaberg xd

    • @hadesmcfadden2982
      @hadesmcfadden2982 Před 5 lety +47

      yeah, he's a comedian..you give this so-called "shadow" groups way to much credit.

    • @VegarotFusion
      @VegarotFusion Před 5 lety +111

      Bilderberg Group is not a shadow group. The guest lists is quite transparent as the media & people can record those who are invited as they enter. But what is discussed and what happens inside is off limits to the public

    • @autopilot3176
      @autopilot3176 Před 5 lety +16

      Sam Sguanch - a "mock human sacrifice" or real human burned alive? Screaming sounded too real, after fire came down.

  • @yomommashaus
    @yomommashaus Před rokem +5

    "How many trips to home depot" LMAO the dude can make laugh no matter the mood I swear. Lose my job? Watch Bill Burr. Lose my legs. Burr. Family. Burr. There will come a day when he stops and it'll probably feel like all of those losses happening all at once LOL

  • @bigflexonthebeat3022
    @bigflexonthebeat3022 Před rokem +1

    The Statue of Liberty!? Lol

  • @extremerFatalist
    @extremerFatalist Před 7 lety +410

    A reality tv star will be the leader of the world's most powerful nation. It's like satire becoming reality. But to be honest....we all wanted him to become president a little bit, just to see what will happen. Won't be boring from now on ;)

    • @bruisermoore
      @bruisermoore Před 7 lety +10

      Fatalist America is a reality TV show now unfortunately.

    • @magnus08f250
      @magnus08f250 Před 7 lety +3

      Fatalist obama was a community organizer and we are still ok

    • @thelixir715
      @thelixir715 Před 7 lety +5

      worst black mirror episode ever

    • @wallpaper4237
      @wallpaper4237 Před 7 lety +3

      There is something that makes me morbidly curious about it.

    • @wallpaper4237
      @wallpaper4237 Před 7 lety +1

      The title of President wasn't his entry-level job into politics like it is for Trump though...

  • @467sprite
    @467sprite Před 7 lety +153

    did he refer to the bohemian grove?

    • @warmwxrules
      @warmwxrules Před 7 lety +43

      I think he knows more on these subjects then he lets on...

    • @alidedereal
      @alidedereal Před 7 lety +8

      I thought they dont let woman in to the compound? But for sure she is part of multiple secret societies

    • @JayTac1
      @JayTac1 Před 7 lety +15

      He was referring to the Bilderberg meetings and mixed the two. Hillary has not been to the Bohemian Grove as far as we know.

    • @alidedereal
      @alidedereal Před 7 lety +4

      JayTac1 Like I said Bohemian Grove only allows man.

    • @icd.f44.9
      @icd.f44.9 Před 7 lety +8

      yes he is a conspiracy theorist

  • @austinreid5032
    @austinreid5032 Před 2 lety +24

    The UK needs a Bill Burr. Says what everyone is thinking

  • @aaronschofield3616
    @aaronschofield3616 Před rokem +2

    Bill ate those words several times over.......

  • @harveyquinn
    @harveyquinn Před 5 lety +2358

    How fast Conan made him change the subject after Talking about Hillary and Bilderbergs 😂 ridiculous

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 Před 4 lety +49

      dude... calm your chills... you can watch trump doin the same thing his entire career as soon someone talks about his taxes...

    • @chancebockenstest5170
      @chancebockenstest5170 Před 4 lety +67

      @@peaveyst7 hes said he just did his taxes smart. He doesn't dodge anything

    • @livnfree930
      @livnfree930 Před 4 lety +5

      He may know about the Bilderbergs, but does he know about Q?

    • @erawwwww
      @erawwwww Před 4 lety +30

      Mirror of society you didn't see the taxes trump paid in 2005? It was more than your whole family will make iny'all whole lives combined

    • @counterstrike8840
      @counterstrike8840 Před 4 lety

      @@livnfree930 Q ?