The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks EVER [ROUND 2]

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  • The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of BURNS: Not many things are as hilarious as coming up with the perfect off the cuff zinger. Usually we only think of the perfect comeback to say hours after the conversation has ended, these classic stings however are immediate, hilarious and witty. From awkward celebrity interviews gone wrong to game shows and everything else in between, these live and impromptu burns will leave you laughing.
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    Neil deGrasse Tyson (MC Squared), Jeff Ross, Bill Burr, Richard Pryor and Milton Berle, reporters Jim Ryan and Dick Oliver, Bryan Cranston (mic drop), Eric Andre, Idris Elba, Kumail Nanjani, Deepak Chopra (all belief is a cover up for inscurities), Elon Musk funny response, Bill Gates (blue screen), Seth Macfarlane and Charlize Theron, Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt, Jay Leno Discovery Space Shuttle, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Quentin Tarantino, Richard Ayoade, Burt Reynolds Nickelodeon host, Marc Summers 'neatness freak', Charles Barkley vs. Michael Jordan
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  • @bonenintomatensaus
    @bonenintomatensaus Před 5 lety +4029

    My goodness the voice-over parts make me feel like I'm watching a video produced by a multi million mass media megacorp

  • @noahluke3152
    @noahluke3152 Před 4 lety +4239

    Legend has it hes still complaining about the chairs.

    • @Woodeh
      @Woodeh Před 4 lety +121

      That guy: these chairs bad
      The audience: slaps knee and laughs uncontrollably

    • @thesupernaturals1070
      @thesupernaturals1070 Před 3 lety +40

      @@Woodeh Bill burr is so fckn overrated

    • @Woodeh
      @Woodeh Před 3 lety +42

      @@thesupernaturals1070 yeah he's really not funny

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 Před 3 lety +47

      @@thesupernaturals1070 everyone has different taste.

    • @kimberlymariee9743
      @kimberlymariee9743 Před 3 lety +3

      @@thesupernaturals1070 so is fucking Norton.

  • @edwinnepierre4260
    @edwinnepierre4260 Před 3 lety +3439

    "Yes, every shade of your mum's lipstick"

    • @chiefsteps-in-poo6538
      @chiefsteps-in-poo6538 Před 3 lety +78

      Love that comeback. So awesome.

    • @r.f.ravari374
      @r.f.ravari374 Před 3 lety +48

      @@chiefsteps-in-poo6538 Yeah, especially since it took him a week writing both the question and the "comeback" by himself

    • @chiefsteps-in-poo6538
      @chiefsteps-in-poo6538 Před 3 lety +67

      @@r.f.ravari374
      Don't care about that. All I care about is I've got an awesome comeback when the time arises.

    • @milesalton270
      @milesalton270 Před 3 lety +10

      @@chiefsteps-in-poo6538 you think he just came up with that on the fly? You've been click baited buddy.

    • @chiefsteps-in-poo6538
      @chiefsteps-in-poo6538 Před 3 lety +33

      @@milesalton270
      I just said that I love the comeback. I never once in my comment said that I thought he came up with it in any amount of time or that the comedian himself thought of it. Odds are he heard from someone else.

  • @InSaNoDaCloWn
    @InSaNoDaCloWn Před 2 lety +234

    "Don't thank me up, I've done nothing for you." Was the politest way I've ever heard anyone say, "Fuck off". Richard is a legend.

    • @rcnhsuailsnyfiue2
      @rcnhsuailsnyfiue2 Před rokem +2

      That was painful to watch. I wonder how much context was lost in the edit…

  • @notaseal7864
    @notaseal7864 Před 5 lety +3737

    I love how they offered Bill a new chair and he refused it

    • @SpookeyClown
      @SpookeyClown Před 5 lety +218

      I love the reason Bill refused it.

    • @ComaAlpha
      @ComaAlpha Před 4 lety +210

      Him bitching about the chair was making the whole room laugh. Why get rid of the best muse for material?

    • @devdasrai
      @devdasrai Před 4 lety +98

      I wish he would have just taken it and stfu about the chair. It wasn’t even funny.

    • @aimeemay6019
      @aimeemay6019 Před 4 lety +14

      we stan bill burr

    • @DJ_Penguin
      @DJ_Penguin Před 4 lety +23

      Thats comedy, when something is funny you gotta stay in the bit.

  • @codykeane6107
    @codykeane6107 Před 4 lety +3322

    Interviewer: "your Nigerian and Norwegian do you look at yourself as a role model for Norwegians"
    "I do and I think Norway as a nation looks at me to shape it's policies"
    "You are young.."
    "I'm 72"
    ".. Cambridge educated and black and British, that's very rare"
    "Yes it's a hell of a medical form"
    "Other black people.."
    "Yes there are other black people"
    "thank you Richard for coming"
    "don't thank me I did nothing for you" 😂😂 this guy is fucking great have no idea what he does but roasting interviewers is his real passion

    • @Auroramcfarmland
      @Auroramcfarmland Před 4 lety +210

      Richard Ayoade is his name- he's one of the leads on The IT Crowd, it's on Netflix and Amazon Prime

    • @pes6628
      @pes6628 Před 4 lety +27

      Whose Nigerian and Norwegian?

    • @ariasmith3861
      @ariasmith3861 Před 4 lety +5

      exactly

    • @MyChannel773
      @MyChannel773 Před 4 lety +88

      he’s a comedian in the uk he’s in the it crowd (as someone above me already said) and a bunch of panel shows which i highly recommend

    • @robertnestamarley8061
      @robertnestamarley8061 Před 4 lety +131

      He’s a UK talent, his type of comedy is generally targeted towards a higher intelligence form

  • @OurFantasyLife
    @OurFantasyLife Před 3 lety +873

    “What kind of chair would you prefer?”
    “Comfortable!”

  • @kamani_lastname8883
    @kamani_lastname8883 Před 3 lety +279

    “Don’t thank me, I’ve done nothing for you.”

  • @peterg.1075
    @peterg.1075 Před 4 lety +3644

    The "belief is insecurity" bit was savage af

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 Před 4 lety +151

      tbh i kinda had to go back to it, and caught the "and you believe that"

    • @PrinceGebauer
      @PrinceGebauer Před 4 lety +131

      But belief in religion is, in fact, insecurity - and as a believer of religion, I'm insecure and that's why I rely on God to keep me always healthy and strong mentally and physically so that I can help my parents and other people.

    • @JanizMakudomaru
      @JanizMakudomaru Před 4 lety +84

      @@PrinceGebauer you missed the joke?

    • @PrinceGebauer
      @PrinceGebauer Před 4 lety +19

      @@JanizMakudomaru what I mean is it isn't savage at all. The guy on the stage was saying the truth, belief is insicurity.

    • @PRINCESS2527
      @PRINCESS2527 Před 4 lety +33

      Prince Gebauer exactly including his 😑 duh that was the whole point of him asking he was calling them out

  • @tryingmybest206
    @tryingmybest206 Před 4 lety +12181

    you're not watchmojo. and that's a good thing. Stop the voice-overs

    • @antayafairless9028
      @antayafairless9028 Před 4 lety +66

      Am I insane..I hear no voice overs....

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 Před 4 lety +482

      @@antayafairless9028 well I guess you are

    • @glow3116
      @glow3116 Před 4 lety +62

      Antaya Fairless I think they mean the intro

    • @jordanrivera8675
      @jordanrivera8675 Před 4 lety +40

      i think this comment is retarded asf youtube is a multi platform for all types of creators u should kno they would b similar 😐

    • @sweatyman1234
      @sweatyman1234 Před 4 lety +15

      @@jordanrivera8675 listen to the intro of both channels

  • @agoogleuser8219
    @agoogleuser8219 Před 3 lety +385

    "Man if I had Scotty Pippen and Dennis Rodman, I'd have won some too." LOL.

    • @smileishousin
      @smileishousin Před 3 lety +6

      So very true

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K Před 3 lety +19

      Lol Charles is full of it. He had Dan Majerle, Kevin Johnson, Danny Ainge, and a bunch of other great players in that 93 suns team who got beaten by Chicago (without Rodman).
      And he had Hakeem Ollajuwon, Clyde Drexler, and he did have Scottie Pippen too with the Houston Rockets in the end. lol

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K Před 3 lety +6

      @The SN Rodman was past his prime too in Chicago, So?
      Plus Charles couldn't win even when Jordan retired, Olajuwon outplayed him. Charles was good, but no way near MJ

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K Před 3 lety

      @The SN you do know he was 35-37 by that time

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K Před 3 lety

      @The SN Rodman wasn't washed up. Except his offense which sucked and he was like Ben Wallace providing only garbage points, however even tho he was great the first 2 regular seasons and half of the 3rd one, in the playoffs he was great only in 96. in the 97 playoffs he was terrible. In the 98 ones he was meh.

  • @TonyHavenMusic
    @TonyHavenMusic Před 3 lety +432

    Date someone who laughs at your jokes as hard as Neil Degrasse Tyson laughs at his own jokes

    • @taylorraeboylan77
      @taylorraeboylan77 Před 3 lety +2

      That’s great !!!!!

    • @TonyHavenMusic
      @TonyHavenMusic Před 3 lety +1

      @@taylorraeboylan77 haha thanks Taylor 😁🙏

    • @KamiJosh2OfAKind
      @KamiJosh2OfAKind Před 3 lety +1

      @@TonyHavenMusic virgin

    • @anotherpointofview222
      @anotherpointofview222 Před 3 lety +5

      He's the only person I enjoy watching, who is full of himself, and listening to who loves to hear himself talk.

    • @TonyHavenMusic
      @TonyHavenMusic Před 3 lety +5

      @@KamiJosh2OfAKind sure you'll find someone 🙏 thanks for sharing

  • @vivakatrob13
    @vivakatrob13 Před 3 lety +1154

    “Well please don’t ever touch me again.” 😂😩

    • @JohnDoe-wb6vl
      @JohnDoe-wb6vl Před 3 lety +63

      That group of reporters is from a local station where I live and he's still just as sassy

    • @OhMy05
      @OhMy05 Před 3 lety +29

      @@JohnDoe-wb6vl men shouldn't be sassy lol

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 Před 3 lety +26

      @@JohnDoe-wb6vl you mean Sissy and not sassy. Sassy is for a woman to be, and if a man does so than he is straight up gay. Point blank.

    • @oofowie8882
      @oofowie8882 Před 3 lety +127

      @@jeanlubin5864 sorry that your uncle touched you

    • @Lunamoonx.x
      @Lunamoonx.x Před 3 lety +50

      Jean Lubin there is something wrong if you think that😂

  • @jerrylove4844
    @jerrylove4844 Před 4 lety +2737

    Wow that’s sports guy going off on that chick for reading his line was a brutal over reaction!.🤣😂🤣

    • @carlakinsella3833
      @carlakinsella3833 Před 4 lety +256

      He was an over the top A-hole

    • @kayhollings1777
      @kayhollings1777 Před 4 lety +212

      Yeah, a bit too much ego hey, dude, you're a sportsreader ffs. Also too much of a pussy to take on the producer!

    • @marcopena7638
      @marcopena7638 Před 4 lety +92

      Kay Collins
      Did she intentionally took the line? I dont think so. Those people just read the script.
      Honestly a Space Jam movie is not that important to make her doubt about the line being hers.

    • @kayhollings1777
      @kayhollings1777 Před 4 lety +83

      @@marcopena7638 no, the guys just being a dick. It wasn't his line, she says the producer wrote it for her.

    • @marcopena7638
      @marcopena7638 Před 4 lety +6

      Kay Collins
      What did I say then?

  • @firstnamelastname061
    @firstnamelastname061 Před 3 lety +1283

    Stop with the voice overs. I came here to laugh not to be tortured.

  • @mpjstuff
    @mpjstuff Před 3 lety +216

    The best comeback was; "Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you." Some of the others, while funny, weren't really come-backs.

  • @tylerwiggans7228
    @tylerwiggans7228 Před 4 lety +2310

    I feel so bad for the kid, he was just asking if he liked his home town😂

    • @idhal6656
      @idhal6656 Před 4 lety +114

      I know, poor kid 😂

    • @009Daft600
      @009Daft600 Před 4 lety +107

      Yeah, the response wasn‘t too eloquent

    • @dazem8
      @dazem8 Před 3 lety +50

      ikr. your mom jokes? *huge eyeroll*

    • @chemsomnia
      @chemsomnia Před 3 lety +105

      I would love to be roasted by Brian Cranston.

    • @MauroCamoranesi16
      @MauroCamoranesi16 Před 3 lety +27

      Poor kid, should have kicked his ass

  • @ericredbear425
    @ericredbear425 Před 5 lety +9132

    Get rid of the narration, just show the videos.

    • @bellmeisterful
      @bellmeisterful Před 5 lety +151

      Yep. Im always like...ugh they have narration.

    • @JessFredericks-om5ee
      @JessFredericks-om5ee Před 4 lety +17

      @@bellmeisterful absolutely!

    • @tunakanski
      @tunakanski Před 4 lety +24

      Eric Vannoy is like that too but I think they have to have commendation because of some copyright rules.

    • @prz88
      @prz88 Před 4 lety +10

      Finally somebody said it!!

    • @passiveaggressive1693
      @passiveaggressive1693 Před 4 lety +13

      You could also fast forward, it’s not that hard.

  • @SirChronDonIII
    @SirChronDonIII Před 3 lety +269

    "You said that all belief is a coverup for insecurity"
    "Yes"
    "Do you believe that?"
    "Yes"
    "Thank you"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nikitasmith6333
      @nikitasmith6333 Před 3 lety +2

      🤨

    • @californiaprofile
      @californiaprofile Před 3 lety +1

      I don't get it

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini Před 3 lety +13

      @@californiaprofile he implied that the guy accusing religious people of insecurity was in fact himself insecure

    • @MarcTale
      @MarcTale Před 3 lety +5

      @@californiaprofile "Believe" is not 100% sure (that's why you believe in something). He told the guy he was not 100% sure when he admitted he basically "only believed" it.

    • @igniohealingbringeroftruth9254
      @igniohealingbringeroftruth9254 Před 2 lety

      Hahahah

  • @bluwng
    @bluwng Před 3 lety +347

    The Deepak one was beautifully setup, deep, quick and destructive.

    • @lwilly1212
      @lwilly1212 Před 3 lety +24

      That’s what she said

    • @stephenlackey5852
      @stephenlackey5852 Před 3 lety +9

      The guy on the stage next to him just busted out

    • @fadlanfadilah1171
      @fadlanfadilah1171 Před 3 lety +6

      @Steven Daniels you don't get it ,,, by saying he belief his statement that "belief is insecurity" means he is insecure by his statement, which is stupid to do when you are a speaker because what he say in stage will not have a value because its coming from a person who insecure about his own statement.

    • @mo-moneymo-food9272
      @mo-moneymo-food9272 Před 3 lety +1

      I think Deepak Chopra means all 'spiritual' belief is a sign of insecurity because it is from looking within that we know. The funny guy didn't know about it.

    • @cal5750
      @cal5750 Před 3 lety +8

      @@mo-moneymo-food9272 Pretty sure the guy understood the comment but was just making a joke pointing out the irony in the way Deepak said it. Not everyone is an idiot lol

  • @nostalgicuniverse9747
    @nostalgicuniverse9747 Před 5 lety +4566

    We don’t need the commentary chief.

    • @dylanharris3100
      @dylanharris3100 Před 4 lety +49

      Yeah I know. Just play the clips

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 Před 4 lety +34

      @@dylanharris3100 copyrights will destroy him if he doesn't comment

    • @wes__c
      @wes__c Před 4 lety +9

      Nostalgic Universe and that’s why all of the dislikes of his dumbass commentary

    • @Kelthor85
      @Kelthor85 Před 4 lety +1

      @@sanjivinsmoke9154 Wasn't the case in 2017.

    • @Ales9004
      @Ales9004 Před 4 lety

      I like it. Have a problem with that? Assuming shit.

  • @vick2012ish
    @vick2012ish Před 4 lety +1924

    The guy who reversed the interview in revenge for Tarantino is amazing!

    • @turbulentbeauty
      @turbulentbeauty Před 4 lety +87

      Richard Ayode :)

    • @pKerViKNG
      @pKerViKNG Před 4 lety +29

      the funniest of them all...

    • @priyansh1210
      @priyansh1210 Před 4 lety +4

      i don't get it

    • @seinfeld4077
      @seinfeld4077 Před 4 lety +12

      @@turbulentbeauty moss....

    • @gwapoo
      @gwapoo Před 4 lety +82

      the interviewer deserves to get roasted. he is a bigoted racist liberal leftist who did nothing but pushing propagandas of the left

  • @fr812
    @fr812 Před 3 lety +27

    Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you... LOL Richard Ayoade is so hilarious.

  • @lofiwackpainting7439
    @lofiwackpainting7439 Před 3 lety +137

    “you’re not watchmojo. and that’s a good thing. Stop the voice-overs”
    -goodfilmful 2020

    • @yjiokhi4479
      @yjiokhi4479 Před 2 lety

      Is this goodfilmful's alt account lmao?

  • @miriammile930
    @miriammile930 Před 3 lety +445

    "Do you believe that?" "Yes." "Thank you."

  • @cainpoe
    @cainpoe Před 4 lety +902

    I've never seen someone so pissed off, like the news caster was over the space jam incident.

    • @nikkinicole5435
      @nikkinicole5435 Před 3 lety +30

      Fkn psycho

    • @bilcarter
      @bilcarter Před 3 lety +81

      That guy was an asshole.

    • @MrSartorius1
      @MrSartorius1 Před 3 lety +40

      ya i wasnt sure if he was joking or not, ridiculous if he was serious

    • @OhMy05
      @OhMy05 Před 3 lety +22

      You've never seen someone mad before? He didn't even yell you soft sissy. Men in 2020. Smh 😂

    • @cainpoe
      @cainpoe Před 3 lety +47

      @@OhMy05
      Go back watch ot again, look at the shit he is throwing in her face. You don't have to start a BLM movement and take down statutes to show you're mad. Wtf cuh.

  • @johnnyrr2643
    @johnnyrr2643 Před 3 lety +25

    "don't thank me up, I've done nothing for you" how beautiful

  • @paulmckee4168
    @paulmckee4168 Před 3 lety +41

    The Richard Ayoade interview is pure gold

  • @orbazel
    @orbazel Před 6 lety +2484

    You stated that all belief is a cover-up for insecurity......do you believe that?'
    'Yes'
    'Ok, thanks'
    😂😂😂😂 that was awesome!!!

    • @rryumi
      @rryumi Před 6 lety +55

      Quantum Grizzly Was.... was that George Lucas?

    • @TheForbiddenOne55
      @TheForbiddenOne55 Před 6 lety +155

      Hahaha completely destroyed his logic with one question 😂😂😂

    • @SplashyandDuckiesadventures
      @SplashyandDuckiesadventures Před 6 lety +7

      Quantum Grizzly how was that awesome? He just agreed that that’s what he said. Funny most people do that now and get crapped on. Or unless it was badass that he admitted it and didn’t care? Then I get what you mean

    • @auluadenbartolli6755
      @auluadenbartolli6755 Před 6 lety +164

      No Lemmy, they basically got their own words turned around on them. "If you believe, you're insecure.. I believe that", meaning they're insecure.

    • @VeritasMiles
      @VeritasMiles Před 5 lety +78

      Because the statement was "ALL belief is a cover-up for insecurity." So by saying that he "believes" that, he is saying he is insecure.

  • @brunomassey
    @brunomassey Před 5 lety +955

    Interviewer: "You are a young, Cambridge educated, black, British and that's kind of a rare substance."
    Guest: "Yes, it's a hell of a medical form."

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT Před 5 lety +9

      *It's an obvious birth defect, where the "odd side" in Ayoade, doesn't know when to get serious or just STFU!!!*

    • @tolerable7286
      @tolerable7286 Před 5 lety +19

      Bruno Massey-SIlk He will always be Maurice Moss in my eyes.

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson Před 5 lety +16

      Excuse me? "Guest"?!?!
      Yeah that was pretty funny tbh, I liked that quote and I'm saving it :>

    • @benicus18
      @benicus18 Před 5 lety +4

      Guest... ffs he’s a famous and hilarious British actor!

    • @em-jaytaylor6743
      @em-jaytaylor6743 Před 5 lety +26

      I liked his “I did nothing absolutely nothing for you”

  • @valerieee1469
    @valerieee1469 Před 3 lety +63

    The guy with the Tesla watch man, his outfit looked like he stole it from a hostel

  • @Jay_R8
    @Jay_R8 Před 3 lety +55

    7:44 hes freaking awesome. And I like the one person in the crowd who laughed before the punchline cuz they knew what was coming 😂😂

  • @davisnicholas9123
    @davisnicholas9123 Před 6 lety +2001

    "Every shade of your mother's lipstick"😂

  • @FrshChees91
    @FrshChees91 Před 6 lety +1683

    Holy shit that sports anchor must have lots of pent up aggression.

    • @auluadenbartolli6755
      @auluadenbartolli6755 Před 6 lety +147

      He really loves Space Jam.

    • @hinduhillbilly
      @hinduhillbilly Před 5 lety +36

      FrshChees91 Dude probably had an aneurysm on the commute home that night.

    • @aapjew18
      @aapjew18 Před 5 lety +98

      I mean, he didn't really get wronged, at least not by her, so much as some producer happened to put that line in her script, perhaps even on accident.

    • @wickedleeloopy2115
      @wickedleeloopy2115 Před 5 lety +35

      5:20. When attempting revenge that just makes him look like a douche bag 😂😂😂

    • @CanineArachnid
      @CanineArachnid Před 5 lety +71

      he's uptight and sensitive, if he wanted to he could have made a joke about it and laughed it off like a comedian. but instead he went on a rant.

  • @NourDette
    @NourDette Před 3 lety +39

    Guess: "They said that all beliefs is cover up for insecurities. You believe that?"
    Deepak: "Yes!"

  • @johnmaddox5789
    @johnmaddox5789 Před 3 lety +26

    You can tell Neil's wasn't off the cuff mans was waiting his whole life to use that one

  • @HyphyJuice916
    @HyphyJuice916 Před 4 lety +86

    Feel like there's more going on between the reporters at 4:45 than just "she stole my lines." That was beyond awkward.

  • @iqbalmiah4689
    @iqbalmiah4689 Před 4 lety +176

    "All belief is a cover up for insecurity. Do you believe that ?"....*yes*..... thank you. 😂🤣😭😂

  • @shadski6118
    @shadski6118 Před 3 lety +10

    Burt Reynolds is legendary for actually agreeing to settle the disagreement with the whipped cream

  • @Noamalmoggg
    @Noamalmoggg Před 3 lety +12

    bill burr is so fucking awesome, see how he makes fun of the interview without making anyone feel bad, when they are trying to find him a "solution" he reacts in a funny way denying the other chair and trying to find a "good point" about that chair to keep the entire atmosphere sane after it broke with the "solution chair" what a great comdeian

  •  Před 6 lety +1605

    Oh my god, "every shade of your mom's lipstick" was so masterful and vicious it's like an assassin's blade splitting a victim's throat before the victim even realized he's been killed so then he just crumples down in a heap on the ground in a state of confused death.

    • @TheAnderson0701
      @TheAnderson0701 Před 6 lety +16

      NinjaMatul Not really, I've heard a joke that's pretty much the same as that multiple times already. Whoever tweeted that basically set it up for him too.

    • @kevwegloria2628
      @kevwegloria2628 Před 6 lety +2

      NinjaMatul 👏👏👏👏

    • @Venator77
      @Venator77 Před 6 lety +5

      Omae wo mou shinderu

    • @lennyverita2384
      @lennyverita2384 Před 6 lety +5

      And where do you keep your oscar?

    • @VictoriaPatricia
      @VictoriaPatricia Před 6 lety +1

      NinjaMatul my lord I thought the same thing.

  • @ayanleyusuf351
    @ayanleyusuf351 Před 3 lety +404

    You have a rap name?
    Neil deGrasse: MC^2
    Einstein: Who decided that ?

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 Před 3 lety +1

      Doc Einz Zwei Drei, that's who

    • @stevenuniverse1388
      @stevenuniverse1388 Před 3 lety

      I agree it was shit joke - guy is intelligent- so he used that - he’s black - so unfortunately he used that.
      It was corny as fuck and not funny at all

    • @angelmiranda8615
      @angelmiranda8615 Před 3 lety +10

      Steven Universe You mad bro

    • @astrowrld2870
      @astrowrld2870 Před 3 lety

      @@NewPaulActs17 Echo the book?

    • @iambigmanbeats
      @iambigmanbeats Před 3 lety +1

      Steven Universe what does him being black have to do with anything.

  • @jazzyjeffshirl
    @jazzyjeffshirl Před 3 lety +1

    All belief is a cover up for insecurity - yeah that right there. The walk off - priceless

  • @kg_canuck
    @kg_canuck Před 3 lety +14

    I love how bill gates was so nervous looking when they were doing the win98 demo, looks like he knew exactly what would happen

  • @davidberko9379
    @davidberko9379 Před 6 lety +2484

    4:22 - man that news reporter overreacted majorly, acting like she soiled his families honor

    • @grays-ye4zi
      @grays-ye4zi Před 6 lety +65

      Caleb exactly what I thought I commented saying he is a pansy

    • @smggam3r906
      @smggam3r906 Před 6 lety +219

      I more weirded out by the (Please don't ever touch me again) jeez guy chill prob the only time a girl going to touch your hair xD

    • @conandude76
      @conandude76 Před 6 lety +234

      When someone you completely hate touches you, you tend to over react to ensure they never do it again.

    • @k0sta93
      @k0sta93 Před 6 lety +68

      she probably annoyed him for a while

    • @fluidxd5476
      @fluidxd5476 Před 6 lety +12

      kaz that's not the clip thr comment was about

  • @nonsensepoopypants7415
    @nonsensepoopypants7415 Před 4 lety +581

    Burt was trying to kill him with that pie.

    • @conorjamieson7963
      @conorjamieson7963 Před 4 lety +5

      For real doe

    • @roxyflett540
      @roxyflett540 Před 4 lety

      Lol RIGHT

    • @lauras3612
      @lauras3612 Před 4 lety +34

      Burt kept his composure really well. You could tell he was irritated but he didn't walk off the set or swear at the guy or anything. That's cool right there.

    • @sopwithpuppy
      @sopwithpuppy Před 4 lety +20

      He DID put a LOT of force into it.

    • @johnwillis7063
      @johnwillis7063 Před 4 lety +38

      That block on the coffee cup would have made me realize maybe he's not the one...

  • @larryr6084
    @larryr6084 Před 3 lety +61

    Bill burr is a master. I'd love to see him live if they ever let us have live shows again.

  • @brandonkelly4709
    @brandonkelly4709 Před 3 lety +12

    I love when people get super mad about getting touched. I don’t care but I can see why people do and it makes for such AWKWARD moments 😂

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd Před 4 lety +175

    "The only witness I enjoy being is a hostile one, that's why I intend to answer every question with a question"
    -Ron Swanson

  • @RealSupaHotFireVEVO
    @RealSupaHotFireVEVO Před 5 lety +801

    The guy with red shirt literally destroyed him on the belief one. 😂😂

    • @carlbruschnigjr1757
      @carlbruschnigjr1757 Před 5 lety +54

      The bishop got the joke right away. Deepak, he took a while to figure it out.

    • @bwzes03
      @bwzes03 Před 5 lety +44

      @@carlbruschnigjr1757 legend has it, he still doesn't get it....
      Deepak, one of the most overrated, full of himself, semi-intellectuals out there.

    • @timdoherty101
      @timdoherty101 Před 5 lety +14

      bwzes03 *pseudo-intellectuals.

    • @SSVplus
      @SSVplus Před 5 lety +3

      Figuratively, not literally.

    • @Visitor1234
      @Visitor1234 Před 5 lety +8

      Nah... "Believing" in a higher existence and "believing" like thinking /having an opinion in general are two very different things, I think... or maybe I believe

  • @samprimera5545
    @samprimera5545 Před 3 lety +3

    Wow the two minute tirade about "you read my line.You've stayed at my mom's and you're gonna respect me on the air?"
    Over the top.

  • @cmser
    @cmser Před 3 lety +8

    Burt hit that man so hard he flinched when Burt took his towel from his own neck. For real. Reynolds wound that smack up a for a full sec and half. Damn.

  • @casanova3039
    @casanova3039 Před 5 lety +216

    '' Don't thank me...i've done nothing for you '' hahahahaha

  • @ismt9390
    @ismt9390 Před 5 lety +636

    "don't thank me, i've done nothing for you" mike drop

  • @andreisheva3233
    @andreisheva3233 Před 3 lety +8

    Burt Reynolds hit that dude really hard with the pie!! I laughed so hard at that

  • @daishajones8903
    @daishajones8903 Před 3 lety +16

    0:24 Ik y’all heard that “DAAAAAAMN!” In y’all head😭😭😭

  • @montel111
    @montel111 Před 5 lety +737

    MC Squared is so stupid that I am still laughing about it! rofl lmao

  • @Sieist23Jahrealt
    @Sieist23Jahrealt Před 5 lety +358

    “If I had Dennis Rodman and Scotty pippin I woulda won too” Lmao

    • @PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat
      @PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat Před 5 lety +4

      I just farted

    • @charlestolbert1111
      @charlestolbert1111 Před 5 lety

      Sieist23Jahrealt they need to put Charles in 2k

    • @Tee-OhBee
      @Tee-OhBee Před 5 lety

      *Patches O'houlihan* It smells so bad wtf man

    • @gurujr
      @gurujr Před 4 lety +5

      Barkley played with Pippen in Houston. Still wasn't enough.

    • @TTFMjock
      @TTFMjock Před 4 lety +8

      @@gurujr They were both old af, leave it alone

  • @charlesdunbar
    @charlesdunbar Před 2 lety

    Omg loved the clips, I've had a very stressful day and I couldn't stop laughing, thanks for the vid.

  • @evilconvictpressley
    @evilconvictpressley Před 3 lety +19

    8:25 the blue screen of death saw around the world!

  • @Dzeroed
    @Dzeroed Před 4 lety +131

    10:20 _"It's a hell of a medical form"_
    👌Spot on 😂😂😂

  • @macmusic08
    @macmusic08 Před 6 lety +5687

    Great compilation...hilarious clips. But it would be better without the narration. It's boring and adds nothing of value. We don't need you to "set-up" each clip for us. We can figure out what's happening all by ourselves.

    • @matthewterry9413
      @matthewterry9413 Před 6 lety +63

      macmusic08 my thoughts exactly

    • @haiderr77
      @haiderr77 Před 6 lety +9

      I don't hear anybody narrating anything?

    • @macmusic08
      @macmusic08 Před 6 lety +124

      ProfessorSuccesor Then you might want to get your hearing checked. Just saying. Lol.

    • @matthewterry9413
      @matthewterry9413 Před 6 lety +8

      ProfessorSuccesor it begins at the 0:26 second mark

    • @blyndrotor
      @blyndrotor Před 6 lety +41

      How else do you think he is going to pad it out to over ten minutes to get advertisement revenue.

  • @KallMeKris2
    @KallMeKris2 Před 3 lety +2

    Lmao Had me at "MC Squared" 🙉😂😂😂

  • @moparmanx
    @moparmanx Před 3 lety

    Thank you for compiling this video. Hilarious and put together well.

  • @martinrios6120
    @martinrios6120 Před 4 lety +174

    11:34 The face of that guy thinking he nailed that wife joke, unaware of what's coming. The stone cold stare of Burt Reynolds is priceless too

    • @Plymouth_Belvedere
      @Plymouth_Belvedere Před 4 lety +26

      Making divorce jokes to someone like burt Reynolds who's recently divorced is bad enough, but doing it to Burt Reynolds specifically is signing your own death warrant.
      Pretty sure he wouldve destroyed everyone if the camera wasnt on.

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas Před 3 lety +8

      I swear I have never seen MarK summers be an asshole....lol. but, his squeaky clean bs always seemed suspect....

    • @alexanderbrambila8274
      @alexanderbrambila8274 Před 2 lety +3

      @@tanisha.r.thomas it feels like burt was in a mood to fight and mark was trying to enjoy his moment in the spotlight and got annoyed with burt being a party pooper.

  • @VegarotFusion
    @VegarotFusion Před 4 lety +352

    That Burt Reynolds and Marc Summers part was classic. Started getting a little to personal. I like how Marc didn't hold back even though Burt could easily beat the crap out of him.

    • @ger5565
      @ger5565 Před 3 lety +59

      Burt was so cringy in that. I was embarrassed for him. And he used all his strength in that pie slam. Just a complete man child.

    • @jackiethompson9677
      @jackiethompson9677 Před 2 lety +8

      Mark summers had been listening to screaming kids for 15 or more years at that point I promise you he was absolutely blasted on multiple substances ....blasted

    • @RBEmpathy
      @RBEmpathy Před 2 lety +6

      Burt wasn't messing about.
      He knocked that cup right into that smarmy guy's face.
      Honestly, if you're going to mess with someone, maybe don't have that someone be an action star known for kicking ass lol

    • @KingOdie520
      @KingOdie520 Před 2 lety +3

      @CZcams are Snowflakesyou've know Bert Reynolds since 1977? you actually mean to say you have been beating off to Bert Reynolds movies since 1977.

    • @KingOdie520
      @KingOdie520 Před 2 lety +14

      @@RBEmpathy you probably think Steven Seagal is a legit martial artist too.

  • @cuse445
    @cuse445 Před 3 lety +54

    Burt's an old school FSU Seminole, if no camera's were on I 'm sure the man would of suffered a broken jaw.

    • @emilhansson216
      @emilhansson216 Před 3 lety

      who?

    • @beeonthyme5760
      @beeonthyme5760 Před 3 lety +1

      @@emilhansson216 Burt Reynolds. He's so iconic I typed Burt and Reynolds was the word Google suggested next.

    • @rustymagoo5936
      @rustymagoo5936 Před 3 lety +1

      @@emilhansson216 The bandit

    • @johndurrett3573
      @johndurrett3573 Před 3 lety +5

      Burt came across as a pouting, out of work man who was incensed that the attention was not on him and he was seeing the other guys back. He could have smiled, been engaging and won everyone over. Instead he was a prick. Burts the one that deserved a knockout.

    • @campelady4576
      @campelady4576 Před 3 lety +1

      Actually, I think after the water stuff they're just playing around hahahaha

  • @matthewhickling1350
    @matthewhickling1350 Před 3 lety +9

    9:32 thats the same interviewer that was supposed to talk with rdj about a movie but attacked his family and personal life irl

  • @devinberry4429
    @devinberry4429 Před 4 lety +125

    That red shirt guy is a legend. He's my new santa claus.

    • @dani_i8942
      @dani_i8942 Před 3 lety +1

      It didn't even make sense...

    • @P.M.P.181
      @P.M.P.181 Před 3 lety +5

      @@dani_i8942 all belief is a coverup for insecurity. If you belive that then you're insecure about belief being a cover up for insecurity. Or so i believe 🤔🙄😂

    • @cadsie8421
      @cadsie8421 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dani_i8942 correctiob: it didn't even make sense...to you

  • @charlesfisher3983
    @charlesfisher3983 Před 3 lety +74

    “Do you believe that?” Lol what a great set up

  • @annaleisemoore5737
    @annaleisemoore5737 Před 3 lety +4

    “What kind of chair do you want? Comfortable adult sized chair”😂

  • @aliciaanderson873
    @aliciaanderson873 Před 3 lety +8

    That dude with channel 4 who interviewed QT (I think RDJ and his me point too) is such an aggravating tool.

    • @nochannel1q2321
      @nochannel1q2321 Před 2 lety

      QT's kind of a tool too. Trailers on TV and posters are advertisements for your movie. Doing an interview means more than just an ad for your movie or else you wouldn't include someone to ask other questions and would just show the traier again.

  • @edgarlarios4718
    @edgarlarios4718 Před 6 lety +320

    Man! That British black guy was savage! And so intelectual! I'm a fan now. "Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you." LOLOLLLOLOLOLOLLL

    • @holsg4363
      @holsg4363 Před 5 lety +23

      Richard Ayoade. Your welcome lol the guy is a frigging legend.

    • @roseandstem8054
      @roseandstem8054 Před 5 lety +2

      He's amazing!

    • @Bangtanlicious-ev3sn
      @Bangtanlicious-ev3sn Před 5 lety +7

      what is the name of the guy who interviewed him? I've seen him interview a few people, and from what I can tell he's pretty disliked bc of his questions.

    • @holsg4363
      @holsg4363 Před 5 lety +1

      Krishnan Guru-Murthy. Hes a journalist.

    • @Ramza1987
      @Ramza1987 Před 5 lety +4

      Warren, apart from being incredibly stupid. Do you have a passion for commenting stupid things without getting the proper context?

  • @helanag6008
    @helanag6008 Před 6 lety +638

    4:48 "I stay in my lane" lmao why is he so offended?? 😂😂😂

    • @wayneurquhart1967
      @wayneurquhart1967 Před 6 lety +69

      Exactly Helana Gilstrap, he surely must know how a newsroom works. Someone puts the written sheets in front of the newsreader, and she reads it. Why was he mad at her?

    • @athhar3643
      @athhar3643 Před 6 lety +48

      And then he goes off like the emperor in new clothes, thinking he's taking charge but instead just making a fool of himself.

    • @DjokovicIsOurLordAndSaviour
      @DjokovicIsOurLordAndSaviour Před 6 lety +6

      Yeah, I thought so too.

    • @charliestepson90
      @charliestepson90 Před 6 lety +10

      Looked like sarcasm to me.

    • @helanag6008
      @helanag6008 Před 6 lety +1

      Bg X111 lmao what

  • @stephaniesarah8412
    @stephaniesarah8412 Před 3 lety +5

    Bryan Cranston is such a gem.

  • @arpunkunnath8522
    @arpunkunnath8522 Před 3 lety +8

    The Kumail Nanjiani one always gets me lmaoooo

  • @djbutler9747
    @djbutler9747 Před 6 lety +1184

    The guy that got butthurt over the news lady saying Lebrun would star in Space Jam 🙄🙄

  • @adammada511
    @adammada511 Před 6 lety +365

    9:48 Sarcasm level over 9000, that's perhaps the most potent sarcasm I've seen.

    • @GabbasaurusRex
      @GabbasaurusRex Před 6 lety +46

      He's majestic. "Don't thank me, I've done absolutely nothing for you."

    • @omeraamirshah6
      @omeraamirshah6 Před 5 lety +1

      I cant believe that idiot journalist still have a job .

  • @monroemullinix5974
    @monroemullinix5974 Před 3 lety +5

    12:48 Burt Reynolds legit tried to hit Marc Summers as hard as he could with the base of his hand behind the pie dish. He was f'in pissed!

  • @Wu_36
    @Wu_36 Před 2 lety +4

    Richard Ayoade masterfully allowed this man to spin himself in circles. He is a matador

  • @pishwa
    @pishwa Před 4 lety +361

    “Hard to be mad at Katherine” doesn’t seem like it, bud

    • @nakitacartwright3020
      @nakitacartwright3020 Před 4 lety +22

      Like what was his problem who cares she was doing her job

    • @axelexplode
      @axelexplode Před 4 lety +15

      @@nakitacartwright3020 I think it might be a last straw situation.

    • @inaaronshead7331
      @inaaronshead7331 Před 4 lety +8

      @@axelexplode take it up with the producer he is scared of

  • @connorcoxmusic5942
    @connorcoxmusic5942 Před 6 lety +144

    Mark Sommers was about one passive aggressive comeback from getting beatdown by Reynolds.

    • @drdvs69
      @drdvs69 Před 6 lety +37

      I'm not so sure that was all planned out , Burt looked really pissed and swung that pie from downtown!

  • @a.walters123
    @a.walters123 Před 2 lety +1

    “Every shade of your moms lipstick” ☠️🤣🤭

  • @fabienjean5875
    @fabienjean5875 Před 3 lety

    Great video love every thing in it good job. Keep up the lit content. Peace ✌️

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW Před 5 lety +647

    The kid asking about Albuquerque could have turned it around so fast if he had yelled, "DAD?" in an emotional voice.

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 Před 5 lety +9

      Right, funny. And I thought the guy was going to end it with "..., son".

    • @jul9cuz
      @jul9cuz Před 5 lety +30

      Yes as good as the "visit your mom" comeback was, an exuberant "Dad I've finally found you!" would have topped it

    • @springboard1994
      @springboard1994 Před 5 lety +8

      @@jul9cuz Um. No?

    • @randomchannel50
      @randomchannel50 Před 5 lety +1

      No

    • @simonotruba
      @simonotruba Před 5 lety +51

      The kid could have said something like: No wonder I am so ugly...

  • @CompelledUsername
    @CompelledUsername Před 6 lety +81

    That old sportscaster had a breakdown on live television.

    • @joshhendra8692
      @joshhendra8692 Před 5 lety

      Shaun Gangel haha! Yes

    • @KEENDARLING
      @KEENDARLING Před 5 lety

      Shaun Gangel right...? Like it’s not that serious
      Hope his mom spoke to him about that😆😩😆

    • @asperganoid
      @asperganoid Před 5 lety

      Major break down man

  • @grizzlyfan41
    @grizzlyfan41 Před 2 lety +3

    "Man, if i had Scottie Pippen and Dennis Rodman i would have won some too"...great comeback Charles Barkley....

  • @LEO-rx9ox
    @LEO-rx9ox Před 5 lety +34

    “For real you got a rap name?”
    “Yeah MC squared” lmao

  • @lordgrim1798
    @lordgrim1798 Před 3 lety +4

    5:54
    *He is the type of person who laughs at jokes at Funerals*

  • @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274

    Jesus what was that at the beginning 🤣 LMFAO!...

  • @SubjectRandom21
    @SubjectRandom21 Před 4 lety +112

    Richard Ayoade is simply brilliant, gotta love him.

  • @smokymcpot4946
    @smokymcpot4946 Před 5 lety +34

    That guy waited his whole life to announce they are making another space jam

  • @cricketbat09
    @cricketbat09 Před 3 lety +3

    Burt Reynolds smashed that pie into the dude's face with real venom.

  • @TstanDa-Man
    @TstanDa-Man Před 2 lety +3

    Bert Reynolds definitely came up with the pie in the face. He basically punched him with a pie boxing glove

  • @scooterss2112
    @scooterss2112 Před 6 lety +306

    Just roll the clips......

  • @Amanyit
    @Amanyit Před 6 lety +694

    7:05 Kumail with a savage comeback

  • @gemini-media1117
    @gemini-media1117 Před 3 lety +5

    “McSquare” shit was scientifically classic.

  • @sudilos1172
    @sudilos1172 Před 3 lety +6

    10:06 Give this man an Award! Savage level 100

  • @tluangapachuau
    @tluangapachuau Před 4 lety +708

    the interviewer at 9:41 always tend to cross the line with everyone..i saw this one time where he interviewed robert downey jr and talked about his drug use in the past which made rdj very uncomfortable and he left

    • @WuwuandNillump
      @WuwuandNillump Před 4 lety +9

      Lyon Tluanga also with the quintin interview.

    • @wall-e7179
      @wall-e7179 Před 4 lety +13

      @@supernova44 He's Channel 4. Just as bad but in a different way.

    • @limbuabhi2790
      @limbuabhi2790 Před 4 lety

      That's ok @Lyon tluanga.
      Take it easy bcoz he is Indian.You will be feeling,It's nothing after u watch Indian News Reporter.It's comfortable to watch coz most of it in english . M sure,You will consider Mr.krishnan murthy is the most sansible,creative & well mannered journalist

    • @thebanjo7023
      @thebanjo7023 Před 4 lety +13

      He didn't cross the line. They are briefed on what's going to happen it's just that in the UK we have something called journalism where in the US you just get adverts for films

    • @antayafairless9028
      @antayafairless9028 Před 4 lety +31

      @@thebanjo7023 no they are NOT always briefed of every single thing ..he absolutely did cross a line and another time Robert Downey Jr had him ask about his drug use when RDJ was NOT briefed and he left. This guy is known for being racist as well

  • @myweirdexperience9277
    @myweirdexperience9277 Před 6 lety +269

    "Every shade of your moms lipstick" OH DAMN.