The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of PUTDOWNS [ROUND3]
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That chin joke was out of the world.. Literally
@@ethanswimmer1287 look into it #staywoke
300+ upvotes for that.... must have really low standards of humor.
Big joke
What is the name of the woman at the beginning?
@@ethanswimmer1287 u a flat earther too?
“Take care and be careful” is not a threat lol
Yes. Clearly Paula doesn't get out much.
Exactly..they have the same meaning..lol
It is weird tho lol
Depends on the conversation before it.
If you are talking about going mountain climbing and someone says "take care and be careful" it's not a threat but if you've just had an argument with a stranger and they say it, you could take it as a "watch your back" threat.
We don't get to see how the auditions really go they are heavily edited. However if you knew somebody waited hours to audition and you rejected them and they said it you might think of it more as a threat. Certainly not something I'd say leaving an audition or job interview.
"might be that cast-iron heart"
daaaam!
He could have went with... "because your a witch?" as well. I honestly thought that's where he was going.
That young gay kid coming back at Simon Cowell was priceless. Even he didn't expect that. That was comedy gold
"be careful" is a southerner version of "have a good day" or "be safe"
cody banks lol people get triggered to easily
“Be safe” is on the east coast
we say be smooth ovr here in cali
Over here we say FUCK YOU, and that means FUCK YOU
Once at a hospital after my consult with a specialist, I left with the send off "have a nice life" sincerely meaning it. By the time I got the the ground floor, security were waiting for me and I had to explain why I "threatened" a doctor.
"Its wasn't a compliment."
"I didnt take it as one "
Me 💀
Translation: I don't give a f
Maybe he ment: Thank you. Next.
@@zeetime HE wasn't thanking her. What she said clearly wasn't meant as a compliment, that was quite obvious. Meaning, him saying 'I didn't take it as one' is him basically reaffirming her 'Yes, I know you're being a bitch, and that that wasn't a compliment'.
That's the subtext here, that's why the Woman froze up like that. It's a social checkmate, she knows what she just heard, but there is absolutely nothing she can say except "Guess that's good". Anything beyond that will make her look petty, or vindictive.
Her: It’s not a compliment
Him: I didn’t take it as one
Her:👁👄👁
Him:👁👄👁
British people are amazing. The first time I’ve seen an official meeting turn into a roast battle
Boris Johnson is a windbag....and he will be handed his ass in the next election, if not the very near furure.....he lost this arguement by the way and the only person who would think he was cool is an American.
@@nialas1 ...what?
@@xxTheTruMan196 can't you read...?
nun mu I can’t read nonsense, if that’s what you’re asking.
@@xxTheTruMan196 exactly which part of the above statement are you claiming to be nonsence.....thank you my extremely insulting friend
"You mean the way you like it when Seacrest does it?" Omg hahahahaha yes. Looking away and the headswing for the finish was perfect.
Amen brother😂😂😂
“Be safe”
“ArE yOu ThrEaTinIng mE”
That pissed me off I always here people say be carefull
That bitch just needed attention.
@@westcoastlifestyle5916 the thing is he looked fishy while saying it
..just updating my Purge schedule..
@@ntg_noah1785 Nerves. He is on Television after all.
That southern guy from Idol was trying to be polite.
Simon cowbell is british
Ya na he wasn't threatening anyone
Exactly
M. Hall dude wtf is wrong with you, im pretty sure with that mentality the klan would love you
@@Scyllax just cause the guy is southern doesn't automatically make him a member of the klan he was a nice guy just being nice don't be a dick
That "shut the fuck up" gets me every time hahaha the way he transitioned perfectly back into the song.
7:51 im laughing not because of the "bewbs" part. im laughing because of the dude wearing a coat looks like a kid trying his papas work attire lol.
Saying being careful is southern hospitality, not a threat
Ignorants
LeoLionHeart fr tho they wiggin fuck Simon was really bout to piss his pants like "is that a gun" and "is that a threat
@@TheKing-hr7uh Turns out that the South is a big place. I'm from Alabama, and I've heard it. Where are you from?
those judges is bitches
I figured he meant "be safe" which is the way we would say it in Canada. It certainly isn't meant to be threatening.
Worried about gun
Guy doesn’t have gun
No longer worried
Guy be careful in the most nice voice
ThATs a thREAT!
tbh if i thought someone had a gun then threatened me, i'd be concerned as well. even if i was mistaken on both accounts.
leeman27534 he didn't have a gun and it wasn't a threat ....
leeman27534 go back in your hole wuss
Roarofdawawa
@@aloeleaf doesn't mean they didn't 'think' that, at first.
just because the person walking in the same direction as you in a park at night isn't following you, if that's running through your head and you're freaking out, kinda doesn't matter if they are or not, for whether you're scared or not, just what you're thinking.
2:00 that man freestyled a whole roast🤣
He’s called hardy caprio
@@sam_f2549 Good look!
That was cringe .... I couldn't do better so I don't try lol
@@ARTPLAYSGAMES86 ur cringe
Aye...Diss freestyle
"Jerry can I give you a hug?"
"No thank you."
Welcome to modern America
Jerry is a piece of trash
The douche chills are well off the proportions to how little talent, charisma and hireability he's ever had
I've not really seen many shows of his but the few interviews I have seen make me think he's a douche bag
Probably didn’t want a sexual assault charge for no reason So yes welcome to modern America
How is that modern America? He didn’t want some stranger hugging him. Not that big of a deal
That Tyson bit was more unsettling and threatening than funny, honestly.
I couldn’t hear what he said to be honest
@William Ruddock Good and bad are social constructs.
@@cjoutright9255 I wath havin a hard time hearin what he thead to. Thounded kinda wapey though by hith tone
@@balamtheknowledge9578 LoL
@@stifflery ❤ gwad you wiked it
Dude the australians and brits have roast political meetings or what?
Ahahahha it’ turns into laughter very rarely but all the politicians have good spirits and charisma
That's parliament. Check out South African parliament. It's even worse. People fuck each other and shit. I mean literally, shit.
I remember watching videos back in the day in the 90's of brawls occurring at different parliaments and government body meetings from all over the world each other(not countries against each other). If I recall, most of it occurred in Asia. Shit was hilarious
@@Lootroq Back in the day??? They STILL happen today! LOL
@@TheWitchOvAgnesi I can imagine. Except now, they're probably in HD, which I imagine makes it extra hilarious. In what country/countries have you seen these governmental royal rumbles?
He said “be careful.” It’s literally saying “have a nice day” or if you live in a bad neighborhood it literally means “stay safe” either or it’s not a threat
The judges were really reaching with the "Be careful" thing
Definitely. That’s one of the most common southern goodbyes down here in SC
@@SaintJerry down here in Florida too. Those judges were british or northners
The only reason they did that is because he had a "gun"
Second dude roasted him from space.
Lmfao
Low earth orbit we cant go to space
@@jareds2253 is this a joke?
@@superbeavers7645 maybe it isn't. What proof do you have that space exists? You been there?
@@JD-go2qj for proof, just look up at any given moment, I know that's a childish explanation, but judging on your comment, I can't tell if you're a conspiracy theorist who thinks the earth is flat and personally I refuse to argue with that type of person
" This all dates back to when we were little kids in Kenya " LMFAO.
What does that mean
Not sure y quotations are used when that's not the words he used.
I hate Obama but that was pretty funny
@@ajaylaxman8526 alot of people questioned obamas American citizenship claiming he was actually born in Kenya and Trump was hard on him by pushing for him to release his birth certificate.
@@ajaylaxman8526 he is sarcastic him and Trump are kenyans
The judge taking “be careful” as a threat gives off the same vibes as “break a leg” being taken as a threat
“Don’t have to go to the museum to see a dinosaur.” ❤️🤙🏽😂☠️
“Well you look a little odd,your dancing’s terrible, the singing was horrendous, and you look like those creatures in the jungle.”
I mean Jesus..... I have no words 😂
A bush baby he said. Im fckn dead😂
That was really rude to make fun of his looks
He’s easily the meanest judge on any show on the planet.
Was super disrespectful but cant lie I laughed
He is an asshole
"You don't like boobs too?"
I commend this man for absolute honesty
They completely attacked him for no reason it was obviously just a funny thing the guy said
Any guy who says he doesn't like boobs is a liar. Even Gay men like boobs. I know!
Women think they run the earth now guy talk is no longer tolerated
Lol Homie was thinking “dude I can’t answer that on television”
I love how he stood by what he said
The older Jerry Seinfeld gets, the more he looks like Gilbert Gottfried
That's an insult to Gilbert
The second dude's comeback on Jay Leno was literally out of this world.
"I didn't take it as a compliment"
Woooow, dude, that one stuck right in her heart. The only one here that made me go "wooooow"
I'm probably being dumb, but what's the actual insult in that?
Joseph Johnson From what I understand its basically the guy saying: “Ok, I acknowledged what you said but I don’t agree with it it.”
From my understanding
He is mocking her by saying thank you and when she tell him it's not a compliment he gets right back at her by saying I didn't take it as a compliment implying that he really doesn't means "thank you"
INTENSE STARING ***
@@jeepersmcgee3466 he meant "thank you for your feedback". That's literally all he wanted to communicate to her
Those judges obviously have never been to the south. "Be careful" is not a threat. It's a general phrase of caring for someone's well being.
Yup. I say that everytime I say goodbye to someone, and I'm from Chicago.
I'm an Asian we say that all the time.
Those judges never see real people. They got all high and mighty when a regular joe talked to them.
Why would anyone want to willing go to the south anyway?
@@roblastname4352 that's what we always wonder too why are so many Californians migrating to Texas why do Mexicans keep on coming to the south it's very irritating right??
Mike Patton, what are you doing? Go back to faith no more😂😂 love this man
"Because you'd be in jail..." Legendary.
I’m not even from the south but if someone told me “be careful” in the tone that man used, I would take it as a genuine farewell and not a threat.
yung unattractive Yeah, Cowell and Abdul were milking it for drama. I mean damn, they just disqualified the guy, did they really need to rub it in?
Bro said take care and be careful they're just assholes
Yeah, I thought the guy was trying to be respectful.
They obviously don't know shit about the south. That's a standard but polite goodbye. Bless their hearts.
Yeah he's a good guy and they're just over dramatic morons
Lol I remember the "be careful" comment on American Idol, I was born and raised in the South and never thought it was regional until that moment, the guy meant nothing by it, it's just something we say, "y'all be careful now!" basically means drive safe, get home safe, etc lol
109367 Its a very common phrase all across the country. I'm from the west coast and people say "Be careful" all the time. That lady was just being rude for no reason.
Ya that was so bitchy of the judges. It really is a phrase
It's the same here in Canada,no threat at all.I guess Paula should stick to banging a Jackson...…(Well of course it wasn't Michael she banged a married one)
Language is a funny thing, I guess. That phrase is not common, where I am from. "Take care" is what people typically say here. I've never heard "be careful" said before, unless it is the context of a threat, like "you better watch your back", especially coming from a stranger. Here only your mom would say "be careful" to you and mean it literally. So, you learn something new, every day.
Just like some people here are learning that that phrase can be taken differently, in other parts. At least SOME people are learning. Others would rather fight about it, it seems. Why people are getting so offended and angry by this is astounding. Just walk away from this as a lesson learned... like an adult. Northerners learned not to take that as threat and southerners learned that northerners can take that a different way than they intended. What is there to fight about? People will fight over anything, these days.
Im from Europe and we say that too...i dont know why they saw it as a threat
2:57 yo I think McCain was having flash backs from his time being a pow
The cnn lady, “how can you say the word boobs, I’m so offended” 😂😂😂
Not boobs. It's B O O B S.
Hm. You think she was offended by the word 'boobs''? I thought she was mostly confused because it just makes absolutely no sense to claim to believe in boobs.
Thought he said booze 😂😂😂😂wtf
Felt bad for the Western guy who said "Be careful." You can tell he was being polite and innocent, and the judge just attacked him like a rabid dog due to the fact she had no clue the genuine kindness the man was showing.
She a feminist wanna be with a bad attitude of a selfish black teen who got pregnant at 16 who thinks they know everything. Honestly she's never been to the south so she shouldn't talk shit same goes to Simon dude thinks he knows everything better than people cuz hes a judge. Dude could barely take a joke and hes such a drama queen
@@snakeslitherin6175 Thanks for letting us know how much you care
Be careful can be taken in two ways.
A polite way of saying it is "take care."
@@destroyer9817 Fuck off.
Lol, you fucking psychos.
You go most anywhere and tell someone to "be careful," you're going to be interpreted as making a threat.
Get over yourselves.
"I was looking at you and the question about witches and I got confused" daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
what show is that?
The weakest link. A very old and funny show
This was fire😂😂😂😂
Yes I literally laughed out lpud
I stg that last one got me weak 😂
Dawg was singing so smoothly then all of a sudden “shut the fuck up”
“You mean the way you like it when Seacrest does it” lol 😂
Respect to the guy for not backing down 😂 he said boobs and made it clear its what he actually said lol
i'm not gonna like cause it's 69
@Mike Wilhelmson yeah both of them were like "Did you hear that? We won the debate because we are victims now"
@Mike Wilhelmson If you were trying to have a serious conversation with someone and they started talking about how much they liked big dick, wouldn't you feel slightly undermined? It's not about 'being able to take a joke', it's about knowing when to shut the fuck up! Stop crying on the internet.
@@flipsidetruly1669 but the thing is it's not even a joke, he said he was being truthful and why hide from the fact that he likes boobs? Its only natural for people to like boobs so I don't know why they're getting fired up over something so trivial when the matter at hand is much more important. you should think before typing because you waste your time by typing just to get proven wrong. Ok bye now and remember when you're not needed you should shut up
I think he was talking about booze. 😂 😂 I think so.
"Are you threatening me?" Calm down Beavis...
That was cool.
I watched a guy cat call at a girl and she responded with, "Settle down, Beavis," in the PERFECT Butthead impression.
It was glorious.
Are you threatening me master Jedi?
5:58
Does that bra fit you
She isn't wearing a bra
I think that's a compliment on her physique.
What's her ig
Which show is this?
@@9717cronaldo The Weakest Link
Whats that show called agian. I keep forgetting
“My sister cut my hair actually”
“And what does she normally do, accountancy?”
It’s like 4am and I think I just woke up my whole family from laughing so loud 😂😂😂
What is this show's name?
Kartheek Chandra the weakest link. Basically the players all have to answer questions in turns within a set time an then after each round they all vote for the person who did worst at answering the questions, the ‘weakest link’. This keeps happening and 1 person is voted off each round until 1 person I left who wins all the money they were playing for. It’s pretty boring tbh except the presenter roasts people every now and again.
My mom is always telling me to be careful when I leave her house, I never knew this whole time she was threatening my life.
It's called context genius. Jesus people are fucking stupid.
Scott Magill You’re an example, idiot.
Haha
Ya made me spit me beer! 😅
Scott Magill r/wooosh
i cant beleive the american idol jusges thought that dude was threatening them he literally told them to be careful
'be careful' is a threat, potentially, you do know this? they were already slightly on edge when it looked like the dude might've had a gun on him, as well as simon cowell being one of the more hateable people doing stuff like that.
@@dancingbanana627 yet another person who is afraid of southerners i see. "be careful" is the southern equivalent of saying "take care". but you wouldnt know your scared of everything that moves
@@dancingbanana627 you must be scared of that guy too? He is the least threatening cowboy i have ever seen and already two people have replied as if they would be scared of him smh maybe your the stupid one
@@dancingbanana627 which to some people, is a threat. because they're gonna do something to them.
yes, it most likely was just a polite sort of "hey, good luck, see you later, don't get in an accident or anything, etc" sort of thing, but to others, 'be careful' is basically saying "i'm gonna get you" hell, even 'see you later' can mean that.
it's not just about the words, it's what the words represent. and the judges are a) not from a place that regularly uses 'be careful' for a goodbye to strangers, b) they felt kinda threatened a bit before anyway, and c) hell, when he first came on, he had a gun.
that's enough for them to be on their guard, and when they get something that can be interpreted as an implied threat, are you REALLY confused that they might've acted aggressively about it? ESPECIALLY since they're not from a place where that's a usual standard goodbye between strangers?
leeman27534 I tell my friends and family to “be careful” all the time when they leave the house or if I leave. It’s pretty common actually
That was a fantastic compilation. Thank you.
“But it isn’t funny!” No. It’s hilarious!
I’m from the south and saying “be careful” is nice
I live in Ohio, and Southerns are very friendly, almost to a fault here.
This one dude from Georgia always says hi to everyone he meets, even strangers!
In Cleveland, you don't do that.
death before dishonor. he's representin. props
Well I'm from LA, and "be careful" is a threat.
Rubberbandfan1 well I’m from the south and “I’m gonna kill you” is a threat. Is it like backwards for y’all up there? Lol
GraffitiTurtle It’s a way of saying “You had better watch out, because I’m gunning for you”. Just like saying this to someone: “you’d better watch yourself”. Words have different connotations in different parts of the world as you know, in that clip, they were in Los Angeles.
Dude falling on "side effects of Marijuana" has my vote for whatever he does
Well his name is Gary Johnson and he just ran for president
Ahh...not me
@@joshrichardson6347 and he was a terrible candidate
@@jacobwalls452 Better than the others though that's for sure
@@MrUbister not even close to Rand Paul
The thumbnail...lmao😂😂🤣🤣🤣
This is more entertaining than the dreams I'd be having while sleeping at 4 am xD
Saying "be careful" is a threat? I always say that to my wife 😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️
@Adam Ferello I live in the south and I work with strangers on a daily basis. I'd say about 60% of them tell me to be careful and dont mean it as a threat at all. It's just something they say. It was strange at first because I lived in the north and nobody says that there but they really do say it and they don't mean it negatively at all.
@Adam Ferello he didn't just walk up to them on the streets though. He did an audition which he introduced himself and meant it politely on his way out obviously. I think it's just a real southern thing I guess.
Apparently youre threatening your wife😂
@@moonchild3558 he was also thought to have a holstered gun for fuck's sake, so clearly there was some sense of potential threat in the room.
but, to be benefit of the doubt, it's presumably more a local saying, but in other places after being hostile to someone and saying "be careful", it's because you intend for there to be something for them to be careful FOR.
Go to a job interview, get an overall negative response, and then tell your interviewer to "be careful" and see how it goes.
6:44 "What's for dinner?" That guy deserves the a Nobel Prize. That comeback was too deadly
hey do you know the show's name?
The weakest link. Should be
thanks
what about "I was looking at you and the question was about witches. I got confused!" =P
Charlye'Charleston BURN
Every time Mike Tyson throws fire back at someone, I'm a bit afraid for their lives after the interview. :)
He was a pit bull with no leash. - Kevin Hart
8:20 all young ladies watch out and hide in you house 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💖🤣
8:52 _"I didn't take it as a compliment"_ Ooohh. that's a meta burn right there. It's true the dress looks like gastric fluid, but that turnaround was legendary.
I didnt get it..can you explain?
@@awesomeabir6319 He thanked her for her comment, whether it was positive or negative, as anyone should.
I love that dress. I want it
@@UltraEpicFantasy so she tried to flame him both ways, but she failed?
@@dzaieri Her feedback is supposed to be helping him, even if it's negative, which it was. He thanked her. However, her responding with "I didn't mean it as a compliment" and him confirming that basically exposed her ill intent in giving the negative feedback.
- Just talk to me like I'm your mother.
- What's for dinner??!!
I was immediately thinking: "My God, his mother should have swallowed. All the money, time spent with him, time thinking about the best plans for him and how to properly raise him was wasted."
Who is the woman who was anchoring? The one with glasses.
I am not familiar with her but she seems like a bitch.
I just wanna know the title of the show
@@jaylordzeusdelica64 weakest link
Yo soy fiesta! Hilarious. And that what's for dinner response. Hahahaha!
Love this no politics no bs just comedy from both sides
watching British parliament must be the only tv you need in the uk.
Avocado The whole thing can be boring but the best of are amazing. PMQ's are cool too.
It would be, but the knowledge that those smirking cunts that ignore serious questions about the state of the country and those in charge of it acting like little boys trying to make fun of their teacher for their little chums just lets you know that they couldn't give a second hand shit about anyone but themselves.
man0z ??
@man0z Fuck off
man0z Name calling is all you deserve...
"You look like a bush baby with those big eyes" damn that's savage!!!
Ah Tarsier?
He was trying to think of the word Lemur.
B Rad yo
That guy did have an odd look.
Whats for dinner? 🤣🤣
7:34 I know we not just gonna let mans slide with that suit from the big and tall section 😂😂😂
Gary Johnson with that marijuana heart atack 😂😂😂
That chin joke from space.. 😂 hahah
Not like he can say or do anything about it 😂
It was stage
i laughed too.....humans don't go to space 😂😂😂😂
Andy Richter's comeback is so underrated
6:47 my Hero 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anytime i see Seinfield being himself i think to myself “that person should never leave his house”
He does come across as a pompous ass.
@@drdvs69 you come across as a self entitled snowflake
@@willn8664 .... And you're an expert in that field , clearly being one yourself
@drdvs69 oh shit thats good
@@drdvs69 ooh snap! 😂😂😂
Burn!!! 🔥🔥🔥
" but I have started so I'll finish" 🔥🔥🔥
What show is that from?
@@aayushlodha92 I was wondering the same thing
@@aayushlodha92 it's from "the weakest link"
@@snjvbss that's been driving me crazy thank you!
The guy who faked a heart attack during the marijuana bit was great
That is failed presidential candidate Gary Johnson.
I always want these kinds of videos
Be Careful is a super common saying in the south. The dude was just being a gentleman
“Be careful” is a southern “take it easy”.
Andy Richter has always been Conan's best secret weapon. the guy is so funny, he just makes everything better by being there. I always got ther feeling that he could easily take over the show, but he was there to support Conan, so he never tried to upstage him.
“Be careful” is a southern term equivalent to “watch for deer”
Gotta admire that CNN guy, he said something and he's not backing down 😄😄
That guy on CNN was a real one
Well yea, but what kind of world class bone head moron figures that line works? I mean, actually. Thinks that line what,...just gets a chuckle? Like if he had said "1st amendment and Basball". No he says "boobs" lol h kow could you be so gad damn clueless?
Realm23 X7 its a wordplay he says i love the first amendment and he said i love boobs so he’s exercising his first amendment right
Carol Danvers well no that’s false they can’t restrict your first amendment
a real G...but savage af
..."and...Boobs..." Lmao
Funny that the woman felt offended. Muricans.
The guy is a national hero
He is stupid tho because boobs can let you down...
he said booze dumbasses
@@reeseschornstein5831 No he didn't you dense fuck. Did you even watch the clip.
A BIG LOL !
That "Because you'd be in jail" won him the election. lmao
Lucky for him, he should have been locked up with his pal Epstein long ago.
"Only rosie o'donnell" was brilliant aswell
NiNi Na boo hoo
His pal Epstein? Because the Clinton's had nothing to do with Epstein.
Democratic religion is Epstiens lifestyle
"Take care and be careful"
is not a threat, Abdul!
Lay off the drugs!
7:00 What? That’s not a threat, the dude was being nice.
Who the fuck says "be careful" lmao
globalHell people from the south. Common use of the phrase here
Fair enough
Seriously. I was confused by their attacks. We say it all the time to each other in the south... Maybe it’s a regional thing idk...
That guy was scared out of his mind you could see it in his eyes and was trying to be polite..go drink something Paula
the rock is doing better than his brothers paper and scissor... always crack me up 🤣😂🤣
Bro that freestyle was insane 😂😂
That burn from Andy right at the beginning was gold.
I think that burn got Trump elected
She should just said at least " i dont wanna fuck my daughter."
@@-thedog-briangriffin9720 to which Trump could return " I wouldn't wanna fuck yours either yuck" lol
Because she looks like Webb Hubble
The idea that anyone would vote for someone over a mediocre retort is painful to me.
All the other comments are burns. Big and small.
Trump's was thermonuclear.
Mike is a beast , and he's the only one who can back up his trash talking
That dinosaur joke man 😂😂😂😂😂
That Mike Tyson clip was incredibly awkward
He is horrible!
Rape mode activated
We say "be careful" in Texas as a way of saying "take care" or "nice to see you" when departing. Bunch of Hollywood bigots.
Edubbplate I was thinking the exact same thing. Much love to another fellow Texan ❤️
Dude she tried to act so elite lol as if she would do that if he really was threatening. Lol fuck off ugly
@@blackjack67576 bro he had a cell phone clip on his pocket.
You can tell his body language he meant be careful in good intentions
@@blackjack67576 wow "freak"... Southerners must've done something to you for you to get so triggered 😂😂
Thank you and be careful 😂😂😂
That clip at 10:10 had me dying! "Shut the FUCK up!"
damn that creepy Tyson moment...
@@Vent-Rat-He's not even like that anymore. The man changed. And he's hilarious.
@@DUB_87 "The man changed", how far are you willing to go to lift up your wicked idol?
@@createdbeing302 -He's not my idol. I have no idols. His career began before I was even born and was over before I was even an adult. And who are you to call somebody wicked? Everybody has done something wrong at some point in their life. You probably have never even repented of your sins and been baptized in The name of Jesus Christ. You probably have never been filled with The Holy Ghost. People can change and I'm not the kind of person to place judgements when I know I'm not the same person I used to be. I've been changed and I've been washed in the blood and I've been sanctified by the Spirit.
@@DUB_87 It is God who calls man wicked, whether it be your idol Mike Tyson, or you or me. "For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God" ~Romans 3.
You say I have not repented of my sins and been sanctified through Christ, this means that you know that one needs to repent and put their faith in Christ to be saved.
Repenting means turning away from your sins, and having the Holy Spirit sanctify your heart.
A true Christian does not find a wicked man 'hilarious', he does not find amusement in secular godless shows, he does not find the world 'hilarious', a true believer would not defend someone who sprouts cusses, vulgarity and vanity from his mouth, but instead proclaim the righteousness of God. How can a Christian support that which is against the holiness of God? It is terrible.
You idolize this man so much (just like most of the world), that you even go on to say he has 'changed'. What has 'changing' got to do with anything? Does 'changing' save him? No it does not. It is only repentance and faith in Jesus alone that will truly change and save him.
Type in 'Mike Tyson' on Google, and this is the latest news article posted just 2 hours ago. He is opening a cannabis party at his house. www.kesq.com/news/cannabis-music-festival-to-be-held-at-mike-tyson-s-ranch-in-unincorporated-dhs/953836170.
This is what 'changed' looks like, when one does not have Christ Jesus. A man celebrating the pleasure of the flesh. If anything, at least this should show you the error of your ways.
When you can't understand the basics of the Gospel, the basics of what purity is, and what sin is, and how man looks to all sorts of pleasure, whether it be drugs, or porn or sex or vanity, all types of sin that please the flesh, when you can't understand the primary tenants of sin and grace, how will you ever understand the Word?
Mr. Robert, saying that you're sanctified, does not mean that you are. Repent and put your faith in Christ, and spend time in the Word, not in the world. Doing so will help remove the clouds of idolatry from such godless and immoral human beings you hold most dear. Christians are changed by God, not by the world.
@@createdbeing302-I don't even like boxing. Again, he's before my time. But you insist on saying he's my idol. And it's nothing repentance and faith in Jesus that saves. It's repentance, baptism in Jesus name, and the in filling of The Holy Ghost with the evidence of speaking in unknown tongues that saves. And I'm sure Mike Tyson hasn't been relevant since the 90s. And I didn't just say it, I told you that I have repented of my sins, been Baptized in Jesus name and filled with The Holy Ghost. So go to somebody else now thank you.
I dont usually find this funny but the dude that faked the heart attack deserves a knighthood! 😂😂😂
Muzi Kheswa that was Gary Johnson. The libertarian pick for the presidential elections.
Gosh I wish he had won. Would have been fun.
Hillary was trying not to laugh 😂 that’s an all timer.
Talk to me as if I was your mother.
WHAT'S FOR DINNER? LMAO
Wow Tyson creep level 100 out of 10
someone should punch him in the face.
Well i mean he is a convicted rapist so...
Rienk Kroese try
@Harry Munker An excess of testosterone can make you fuck yourself over
Wow the last person that deserves this kind of disrespect is Mike Tyson.
“ Take care and be careful “
“ that’s a threat “
What ? How ?
Sjw logic makes it a threat.
it wasnt a threat im from down south and we say that all the time its kinda like saying be safe or break a leg nothing harmful about the saying
That's not sjw logic. That's just visiting this planet logic.
It’s a southern thing. “You be careful now, ya hear?” or “be careful” is exactly like “take care” in the south. Paula’s probably never been to the South.
Boom Stick, 'boom stick' sounds like more of a threat than 'be careful'.
Must be that cast iron heart... Damnnnn son 🤣🤣🤣
Sweet ending with mike Patton! Funny video!
"STFU!"