Anthony Jeselnik - Funniest Dark Jokes Compilation

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Komentáře • 169

  • @BackFromUranus
    @BackFromUranus Před 6 měsíci +155

    Dark humor is like a cancer ridden child...it never gets old

  • @trainwreckthomas_
    @trainwreckthomas_ Před 9 měsíci +183

    A absolute master at misdirection comedy

    • @Stable_Genius
      @Stable_Genius Před 8 měsíci +2

      I was about post the same thing. Lol

    • @nataliek3384
      @nataliek3384 Před 6 měsíci +3

      “and that is NOTHING compared to what it costs to send him there”

    • @QuestNation3221
      @QuestNation3221 Před 6 měsíci +2

      I’d say Jimmy Carr is the master of word play jokes.

    • @swiftycortex
      @swiftycortex Před 6 měsíci +1

      Agree 100% - I would love for him to do another special - maybe an AIDS recovery special

    • @tysonthomas7094
      @tysonthomas7094 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Here Here!!!!!

  • @incorporeal3793
    @incorporeal3793 Před 6 měsíci +39

    I found myself in a dark place this evening, with drugs, alcohol, and depression. Clicked on this.. and life isn't that bad. Cheers, dude, made me smile.

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 Před 11 dny +1

      Well if you get rid of the first 2, maybe the 3rd one will be a lot better...

    • @incorporeal3793
      @incorporeal3793 Před 11 dny +1

      @@aldunlop4622 You'd think.

    • @bobsiddoway
      @bobsiddoway Před 4 dny +1

      I thought there was a punchline. 🤣 “Now I’m in a dark place with drugs, alcohol, depression… plus some fucked up jokes.”

  • @MrObiwan1
    @MrObiwan1 Před 6 měsíci +24

    The thing I love about his comedy is I can never get where the joke is going, even when you try to he takes it somewhere even darker

  • @tysonthomas7094
    @tysonthomas7094 Před 6 měsíci +33

    There should be Vegas bets on who can guess his punchlines! So unpredictable! He's a freaking genius!!!!!!!

  • @SickThought813
    @SickThought813 Před rokem +59

    Anthony Jeselnik should play Johnny Bravo in a live action movie!

    • @bob_bobsen
      @bob_bobsen Před 6 měsíci +7

      Oml he’s got the voice

  • @smashleymcbashley6250
    @smashleymcbashley6250 Před 6 měsíci +41

    "i like your style" 😂

  • @alvarojcamposg
    @alvarojcamposg Před 6 měsíci +14

    Even he thought that babysitter joke was a bit too funny 🤣

  • @montsergirl
    @montsergirl Před 6 měsíci +23

    He is so FUNNY! Wish he had more shows.

  • @Stray..
    @Stray.. Před 6 měsíci +8

    I know how some people feel about this guy, but I find him hilarious! I love the dark misdirection

  • @daveguy11
    @daveguy11 Před 6 měsíci +10

    Jeselnik is the comedy assassin.

    • @Luso00_
      @Luso00_ Před 15 dny

      Either that or a psychopath 😂

  • @brocknspectre1221
    @brocknspectre1221 Před 6 měsíci +36

    Dark comedy is like food, not everyone gets it.

    • @jackbyerly8356
      @jackbyerly8356 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I read that joke in Anthony's voice, that's how good it is😂

    • @AU88
      @AU88 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I have a T shirt with that line, along with Josef Stalin’s likeness.

    • @brocknspectre1221
      @brocknspectre1221 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@AU88 LOL! Found it, ordered it👍

  • @hoovesandpawsanimalrescue
    @hoovesandpawsanimalrescue Před 6 měsíci +3

    Best ever! Nothing is off limits and I LOVE IT!

  • @OccamsEraserhead
    @OccamsEraserhead Před 6 měsíci +12

    I have the feeling he could do a great Christopher Walken.

  • @miketalley5476
    @miketalley5476 Před 6 měsíci +5

    SICK and WRONG......in all the RIGHT ways! Love this guy!

  • @tycobb162
    @tycobb162 Před 4 měsíci +4

    This dude is absolutely hilarious.

  • @Briangoinpostal
    @Briangoinpostal Před 6 měsíci +5

    Saw his bones and all tour in pittsburgh over Thanksgiving. He's the best. Absolutely hilarious.

    • @tb7214
      @tb7214 Před 6 měsíci

      He’s from Pittsburgh.

  • @nabilb78
    @nabilb78 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Omg just discovered this comedian, where was he all my life?

  • @jakubviskup977
    @jakubviskup977 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Classi Jeselnik. Love this dude from the time I found him. One of my most favourites :)

  • @boyan.guitar
    @boyan.guitar Před 8 měsíci +12

    My favorite comedian ❤😂🙌

  • @rhjorgsohn6728
    @rhjorgsohn6728 Před 14 dny

    Refreshing. Underrated. Need more

  • @georgewatts9361
    @georgewatts9361 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Love Anthony

  • @PamelaBusiere
    @PamelaBusiere Před 20 dny

    One of my favorites.

  • @Thespacecadet187
    @Thespacecadet187 Před měsícem +1

    One of the best comics going ...
    He's genius..

  • @MrProgKeys
    @MrProgKeys Před měsícem

    This guys one of the best

  • @O0o03
    @O0o03 Před 9 dny

    “I was the babysitter” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @damiangreen3510
    @damiangreen3510 Před 9 dny

    Never heard of it.
    Live from Auckland NZ
    Good comedy, come down bro.
    Be good for you.
    North and south island.

  • @Mike-bd3yp
    @Mike-bd3yp Před 6 měsíci +6

    Anyone notice how Jeselnik sounds like a Pittsburgh Schwarzenegger?

    • @DAVEEPAUL
      @DAVEEPAUL Před 10 dny

      Pittsburgh Schwarzenegger sounds like one of those names that Will Ferrell and friends come out with

  • @ThomasEWalker
    @ThomasEWalker Před 6 měsíci +8

    Why??? Really! Why? Why is there only one of these guys??? One Jeselnick? We need, like, twelve slightly different Jeselniks roaming around, just messing with people, hard. Than, I would be happier.

    • @MrSpleenboy
      @MrSpleenboy Před 16 dny

      Clearly, you've never seen any of Frankie Boyle's work

  • @michaelmacdonell4834
    @michaelmacdonell4834 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I can't - I love dark humour.

  • @Landman1369
    @Landman1369 Před 7 dny

    Your a natural.

  • @teddybotana4023
    @teddybotana4023 Před 17 dny +1

    This is like watching the grass grow!!!

  • @drbigmdftnu
    @drbigmdftnu Před 3 měsíci

    I can almost always see where a joke is going.
    Not with him. So so sick. And funny as hell

  • @ZoeSpacecake
    @ZoeSpacecake Před 6 měsíci +1

    thumbs up, as usual

  • @Antonocon
    @Antonocon Před 6 měsíci +4

    The funniest guy I would never want to meet.

  • @donnalsmith363
    @donnalsmith363 Před 2 měsíci

    He kills me!! HAHA!!

  • @tekkerzunitedofficial
    @tekkerzunitedofficial Před 3 měsíci +1

    These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike

  • @thegoodgodabove8264
    @thegoodgodabove8264 Před 6 měsíci +1

    People complain about cancel culture and the death of dark comedy like Anthony doesn't exist. The difference is he's funny, they're racist

  • @jeremybr2020
    @jeremybr2020 Před 6 měsíci +8

    3:12 WTH??? Why the f**k would y'all cut off one of Jeselnik's funniest lines? "I assume you guys all knew who were coming to see tonight. But if you didn't..... YOU SURE AS HELL KNOW NOW." (Im pretty sure that is the line, or at least really close to it.)

  • @user-sn7dv8eq3v
    @user-sn7dv8eq3v Před 9 měsíci +24

    Baby sitter joke is funny even if you don't understand it

  • @weeverob
    @weeverob Před 6 měsíci +2

    guess you had to be there

  • @regiasama3565
    @regiasama3565 Před 12 dny

    ❤❤❤❤

  • @johnquinn456
    @johnquinn456 Před 6 měsíci

    Saw you in Boulder
    Great time
    Cameron Esposito opened

  • @AmliDasBandeNai
    @AmliDasBandeNai Před měsícem

    U should be compulsary on comedy central roat

  • @johnnyr859
    @johnnyr859 Před 15 dny

    Funny

  • @jpow73
    @jpow73 Před 10 měsíci +14

    He sounds like a young Christopher Walken.

  • @evenstephen9337
    @evenstephen9337 Před 8 měsíci

    consider.

  • @jimkreider9997
    @jimkreider9997 Před 17 dny

    I can't make up my mind yes or no.

  • @oggiekrstic7171
    @oggiekrstic7171 Před 16 dny

    Anthony is better than Norm ever was.
    There. I said it.

  • @OrieCipollaro
    @OrieCipollaro Před 6 měsíci +1

    He went to the Mitch Hedberg school of delivery and he does it well!

    • @BornIn1500
      @BornIn1500 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I don't think it's comparable at all. Jeselnik has a cocky, stuck-up, tough guy delivery. Mitch just has that "I'm high as hell" delivery (probably because he was). Very different.

  • @youtubepremium2764
    @youtubepremium2764 Před 6 měsíci

    I think the darkest comedian is Aries Spears

  • @mrbvr3013
    @mrbvr3013 Před měsícem

    Josh is unique and disturbanly hil😂arious

  • @AndrewChard-vi3lb
    @AndrewChard-vi3lb Před 6 měsíci +3

    I'm a NZer, I seen the clip, it was funny and fuck surfers, going in the sea is like walking around Alaskan wilderness without a gun, sooner or later something is gonna try to eat you

  • @ScoRPioNiKoMBaT
    @ScoRPioNiKoMBaT Před 2 dny

    Can someone explain the jeff is gay joke? Im too dumb to

  • @thefuturist8864
    @thefuturist8864 Před 19 dny

    He looks like Christian Cage

  • @patrickmuhwheeney6518
    @patrickmuhwheeney6518 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Soooooo, you've never heard of Doug Stanhope or Jim Jefferies? Those are dark, friend...

  • @TheMattJacks
    @TheMattJacks Před 6 měsíci +4

    Dave Chappelle is way darker than JizzinNeck. He is many shades darker.

    • @BornIn1500
      @BornIn1500 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Chappelle is dark. But we don't want Clayton Bigsby to know that.

    • @cioccolateriaveneziana
      @cioccolateriaveneziana Před 16 dny

      Yes but insufferable. I don't have the patience to listen to him. Or Bill Burr. I hate shouting comedians.

  • @juliogarcia8646
    @juliogarcia8646 Před 6 měsíci

    Hell yeah 😂

  • @BeingRizzed
    @BeingRizzed Před měsícem

    Dark humor is like a minor girl it's always gonna get fukked because its never gets old

  • @barryschwarz
    @barryschwarz Před 6 měsíci +1

    It's really sick how comedians use pedophilia as a source for comedy, when it can be a life-changing experience.
    Thank you, I'm here every Wednesday, don't forget to tip the principal.

    • @kenji2787
      @kenji2787 Před 19 dny

      I agree. It really changed my life. I was depressed for quite a long time. His pedophilia jokes made me laugh and gave me some happiness.

  • @Stuffingsalad
    @Stuffingsalad Před 8 měsíci +9

    Someone explain the ‘I think my friend Jeff is gay, I don’t know I’m so bad with names’ joke. I’m not smart

    • @breathej.4872
      @breathej.4872 Před 8 měsíci +4

      I'm not sure, but I think the joke is that Gay is also a name? I don't know, I'm not smart either. Lol.

    • @mitchwood6609
      @mitchwood6609 Před 8 měsíci +29

      The joke is that he knows 100% that his friend is gay but isn't sure his name is Jeff. lol

    • @Stuffingsalad
      @Stuffingsalad Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@mitchwood6609 ahhh this makes sense. Thank you 😂

    • @mandotherapper2586
      @mandotherapper2586 Před 6 měsíci +1

      yeah youre overthinking it lol, just one of his misdirections not really a joke per se

    • @IDuman
      @IDuman Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@breathej.4872 damn, I laughed way more because of what you have commented than the joke itself 😂

  • @arvinbuenaagua5161
    @arvinbuenaagua5161 Před rokem +1

    he beat out the wayans brothers?

  • @tanz7877
    @tanz7877 Před 14 dny

    Not even close

  • @svensvenkill
    @svensvenkill Před 6 měsíci +3

    Jeselnik is darker than most. But there's a fairly predictable and so therefore reliable, comfortable and safe rhythm to his style and delivery that softens the blows and the relatable reality of the jokes. And although this also enables him to push the envelope (so to speak) and get away with increasingly dark jokes because one grows to trust his style and delivery (etc), even so I can think of comedians who not only don't have such a reliable and comfortable style/rhythm to lean on, their actual jokes/punchlines/observations/truths/etc are also much, MUCH darker, deeper, and hit WAY harder. e.g. Frankie Boyle, Doug Stanhope.
    It's like watching an interesting and so called "controversial", "dark" and "challenging" modern mainstream TV sketch show and enjoying it and its "dark" style and content, whilst still having the relative safety of knowing from the style and content of the show and also the fact it's on mainstream TV that it won't get too dark... And yet, as it's definitely darker on all fronts than most TV comedy, you'll also therefore still fall into the lazy habit of calling it "dark comedy"...
    Until, for some reason, one day you discover a show like the Chris Morris produced UK comedy sketch series, ''Jam' (2000), which was also originally broadcast (once and only once and late at night) on a mainstream UK channel (Channel 4), and then... as you watch it... as your jaw drops and the scales fall from your eyes, you quickly realise 'Jam' is WAY darker and more unpredictable than that aforementioned "dark" comedy sketch show, which is now somehow much more positive and lighter in comparison...

    • @QuestNation3221
      @QuestNation3221 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I loved JAM 😂

    • @IDuman
      @IDuman Před 6 měsíci +1

      I have to use that phrase:
      Gentlemen you had my curiosity ... but now you have my attention.”
      ― Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
      I will definitely look into "Chris Morris - Jam" now

    • @svensvenkill
      @svensvenkill Před 6 měsíci

      @@IDuman If you do a search here for, "Jam (Chris Morris) Episode 2 Smart Pipes", the resulting video (with that title) is a classic sketch from Jam that is a good example of the series as a whole. Best of luck! :)

    • @thebagelsproductions
      @thebagelsproductions Před 6 měsíci

      Look up everything Chris Morris has done! Not all super dark but always super sharp. His show Brass Eye had an episode called Paedogeddon. Channel 4 broadcast it to record complaints and i think politicians involved. Excellent parody of UK press wild scaremongering

    • @williamschlass6371
      @williamschlass6371 Před 6 měsíci

      Are you really purity testing dark comedy

  • @homerisian
    @homerisian Před 6 měsíci +3

    very funny, but not as dark as Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle

  • @CFox.7
    @CFox.7 Před 6 měsíci

    His holocaust joke - its buried in an interview somewhere... savage

  • @arealclassact55
    @arealclassact55 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Glad y’all like him. I have no problem with the “dark” part. Just wish there was some comedy to go with it

    • @PSYCHOV3N0M
      @PSYCHOV3N0M Před 5 měsíci

      Tell me you don't have a sense of humor without telling me you don't have a sense of humor.
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-zc6gv4tp4c
    @user-zc6gv4tp4c Před 6 měsíci +10

    Darkest comedian? Have you heard of Jimmy Carr by any chance?

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Jimmy tells the occasional dark joke. Every joke Anthony tells is dark lol

    • @BartAllen
      @BartAllen Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@josephsalmonte4995 *Frankie Boyle, end of story ~*

    • @edchapmansvideos
      @edchapmansvideos Před 6 měsíci

      Yeah definitely not the darkest.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@josephsalmonte4995youre american right.
      They water down jimmy carr in the us.
      This guy? Hes barely worth cracking a smile. Sometimes.
      Jimmy carr makes ppl wince.

  • @DaveTexas
    @DaveTexas Před 6 měsíci

    Dude’s really hot with a beard. Without the beard, not so much. If he were my babysitter, my virginity status would entirely depend on his beard status…

  • @grogueQ
    @grogueQ Před měsícem

    90% of these jokes are from the same special

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads Před 6 měsíci

    The kid in africa joke? First line i knew exactly where it was gonna go. Painfully predictable

  • @JA-gu2ro
    @JA-gu2ro Před 6 měsíci +2

    This guy is weirder than me. Nuff said

    • @slowery43
      @slowery43 Před 6 měsíci

      you seem to think you're funny and interesting... you're really not

  • @jonhinson5701
    @jonhinson5701 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I love this guy and unlike many male comedians, he doesn't take cheap shots at gay men to appeal to a bigoted crowd.

  • @atheistpeace7579
    @atheistpeace7579 Před 6 měsíci

    He is second. Doug Stanhope is the nuclear option

  • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
    @The_Infamous_Boogyman Před 6 měsíci

    Muslim joke, huge fail (im an atheist) but snake toes, made up for it 😅

  • @steverichardson7378
    @steverichardson7378 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I tried to like him, but not all that funny

  • @loadspiller
    @loadspiller Před 6 měsíci +2

    I ate a Peppermint supplement and now my bunghole is oddly fresh...Try it. 😊

    • @20ASilva
      @20ASilva Před 6 měsíci

      Try your bunghole ?? nah I'm good dude.

  • @gordanajelicic5087
    @gordanajelicic5087 Před 6 měsíci

    I want a lover who is like Anthony Jeselnik .... after having a look around me , I realised that I won’t ever even come close to finding a lover like Anthony ... Hey Anthony ! Anthony looks over at me and I bite my lip seductively ... then I realised I should have bitten my bottom lip .. ahhhh but the dreams ... Love you and love your way . Be child free ...it’s heavenly ! 💋 all the way from South Australia xxx

  • @billmadison2032
    @billmadison2032 Před 6 měsíci +1

    low rent Stevan Wright. not funny

  • @TheFoolishboy9
    @TheFoolishboy9 Před 6 měsíci

    not even a third rate Frankie Boyle. Rubbish

  • @doricmin
    @doricmin Před 6 měsíci +1

    Nope

  • @alonavital4578
    @alonavital4578 Před 17 dny

    Anthony sold out to the cancel culture. He can go on to Howard Stern nowadays and be useless from this day forward.

  • @oliverbaba1882
    @oliverbaba1882 Před 6 měsíci

    shock value doesn't equal funny...

    • @slowery43
      @slowery43 Před 6 měsíci

      lack of abiity separate your fragile ego from humor is grossly apparent there Snowflake

    • @hoovesandpawsanimalrescue
      @hoovesandpawsanimalrescue Před 6 měsíci +2

      Actually it does….

    • @bend1951
      @bend1951 Před 6 měsíci

      It does if you don’t have a stick up your ass.

    • @Kyles_Money
      @Kyles_Money Před 9 dny

      Imagine not thinking he's funny

  • @dougidoug
    @dougidoug Před 6 měsíci +1

    When does he get funny? Not even that dark.

  • @john7Doe9
    @john7Doe9 Před 6 měsíci

    Jokes are good but he speaks a little bit too slow for me. I don't know but it annoys me

  • @nickshepley2566
    @nickshepley2566 Před 16 dny

    Darkest? I didn’t even laugh. The hide and seek joke was really good though.

  • @JUDY-es8et
    @JUDY-es8et Před 19 dny +2

    I LIKED Anthony until I heard him saw that political correctness was a good thing.

  • @feli___b
    @feli___b Před 21 dnem +1

    Seriously, how is this funny? really?!

  • @alsmith1981
    @alsmith1981 Před 17 dny

    If only he was funny too

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads Před 6 měsíci +1

    This guy isnt 'dark'.
    Hes ordinary.
    And mildly amusing at best.
    Jimmy Carr burns this dude.
    Jim jefferies kills him.
    Dave chappelle makes this guy look like amy schumer.

  • @mohamadjaddo3968
    @mohamadjaddo3968 Před 8 dny

    Honestly not funny .

  • @AU88
    @AU88 Před 6 měsíci

    “You don’t have AIDS!”

  • @markbettencourt9709
    @markbettencourt9709 Před 6 měsíci

    He's the darkest comedian? I thought it was Bernie Mac. 😁

    • @BornIn1500
      @BornIn1500 Před 6 měsíci

      Dave Chappelle might be, but don't tell that to Clayton Bigsby.

  • @johncassell3362
    @johncassell3362 Před 6 měsíci +1

    The dark comedian that liberal Democrats can tolerate, yeah

  • @JustinTracey
    @JustinTracey Před 6 měsíci

    Hannibal Buress is way darker than him.