Best TV News Bloopers Of The Decade

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  • A review of the best TV news bloopers of the decade.
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  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o Před 4 lety +12864

    "I so pale,,,"
    [Stifling laughter] _"Y o u ' r e o n a i r e"_
    ",,,,,TODAY'S SNOW IS CRIPPLING MUCH-"

    • @kaifan4007
      @kaifan4007 Před 4 lety +625

      “ I S O P A Y L E” “

    • @hard_candy
      @hard_candy Před 4 lety +253

      She took it on the chin and came back like a trooper though. Good on her.

    • @SoftestOnDaBlock
      @SoftestOnDaBlock Před 4 lety +126

      *mAam!* You’re on *AIR* (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

    • @shanekw93
      @shanekw93 Před 4 lety +32

      I died😂💀

    • @hem495
      @hem495 Před 4 lety +62

      First time I watched this, I was watching her and thinking “what’s she going to say, she’s so oblivious”. 😂

  • @louisbrowne9095
    @louisbrowne9095 Před 4 lety +7705

    The newsreaders voice when he says, "BUT NOW HE'S DEAD" is the funniest thing

    • @global216
      @global216 Před 4 lety +182

      That took me out, I've been laughing for 3 days now😂😂

    • @miffyluvbug
      @miffyluvbug Před 4 lety +37

      Louis Browne I started screaming and it’s almost midnight and I have school tomorrow 💀

    • @finnikin69
      @finnikin69 Před 4 lety +51

      1:14

    • @carolethorn3211
      @carolethorn3211 Před 4 lety +15

      "Can you reach it? CAN YOU REACH IT?"

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Před 4 lety +6

      @@bridgeidiot262 Hell nah, online classes are 10x better than going back to school

  • @thatidiotoverthere6311
    @thatidiotoverthere6311 Před 4 měsíci +1051

    The camera man zooming in on the cat was gold 😂

    • @liv8095
      @liv8095 Před 2 měsíci +32

      bro's a star and he didn't even know it

    • @LissyVee
      @LissyVee Před měsícem +16

      That’s probably my favorite one, he reveals it so dramatically

    • @BoJangles42
      @BoJangles42 Před měsícem +20

      The cat’s like, “Yes, I’m the cougar.”

    • @crypticpainter7643
      @crypticpainter7643 Před 28 dny +3

      It was a huge cat, it was 😂

    • @chadhOneAtl
      @chadhOneAtl Před 19 hodinami

      That cat was like “yesssss I’m the big cat.”

  • @mrsmacca126
    @mrsmacca126 Před 5 měsíci +798

    The alligator one, though….. “ hold him tight”
    “ I AMMMM I AAAMMMMMM”

  • @manifestdestiny1191
    @manifestdestiny1191 Před 2 lety +11216

    Imagine thinking you're going to be recognized for heroism on TV only to be called "Deedee Megadoodoo" hahahahaha

  • @myveryhipusername
    @myveryhipusername Před 4 lety +13153

    “It’s a man actually, Derek.”

  • @kelevera420.
    @kelevera420. Před 5 měsíci +1101

    "For that, the hamburglar"
    😂
    Always has me dying every time I see it.

    • @svenhillring3275
      @svenhillring3275 Před 5 měsíci +25

      I laugh every time at that!

    • @caffeinatedkatie4696
      @caffeinatedkatie4696 Před 2 měsíci +23

      I love the glare after

    • @captainmcl
      @captainmcl Před měsícem +1

      I just read this comment and literally checked to see whether I had written it the last time I watched this! That man is a legend!

    • @XenoXerosiX_SpX
      @XenoXerosiX_SpX Před měsícem +2

      2:56 … *Yeah*

  • @fuzzypanda1684
    @fuzzypanda1684 Před 3 měsíci +317

    "Where there have been spottings of a cougar" dramatic point and zoom "but that's not it, that's a housecat".
    That bit had me on the floor.

    • @PunkRockNerd10171
      @PunkRockNerd10171 Před 17 dny +4

      Like the camera man keeps it on the house cat to be funny

  • @linofaiiry4980
    @linofaiiry4980 Před 3 lety +10244

    I love how anytime it got awkward, they would just switch to the weather 😂

    • @AntonXul
      @AntonXul Před 3 lety +498

      Yeah, then sabotage the weather person giving them the giggles! Poor scapegoats.

    • @Raebrained
      @Raebrained Před 3 lety +374

      It's the equivalent of '...Nice weather we're having..' 😂

    • @linofaiiry4980
      @linofaiiry4980 Před 3 lety +1

      Aqza ak Hello ^^

    • @justinthomas4724
      @justinthomas4724 Před 3 lety +1

      Xx_KpopWeebs _xX !

    • @dougdiener8775
      @dougdiener8775 Před 3 lety +7

      Unless it was the weather that had the infraction!!! Ha ha

  • @KatienMac
    @KatienMac Před 4 lety +35697

    I’d actually watch the news if it was like this every day

    • @alicengrey
      @alicengrey Před 4 lety +319

      same!

    • @SURFERGRL72RAKM
      @SURFERGRL72RAKM Před 4 lety +480

      Same here, I would pay to watch funny news like this. 😅 I laughed so hard, especially at I dropped my hot pocket. Then the woman spelling First and last 😅😅 News like this would be the bomb 💣🤣

    • @kalax0094
      @kalax0094 Před 4 lety +28

      katie Cook I agree

    • @AminGuides
      @AminGuides Před 4 lety +31

      Same..seems interesting

    • @Gp39454
      @Gp39454 Před 4 lety +18

      Right

  • @kattella
    @kattella Před 4 měsíci +691

    The poor girl who bites it just after talking about how perfect the conditions were for running always makes me so embarrassed for her 😂😭

    • @Kupacolypse
      @Kupacolypse Před 3 měsíci +41

      “It’s the perfect condition for running”
      Lmao, and falls 10 seconds later.

    • @austinkelso1191
      @austinkelso1191 Před měsícem +15

      The thumbs up at the end 😂

    • @redfo3009
      @redfo3009 Před měsícem +3

      Hilarious 😅

    • @herculydia
      @herculydia Před měsícem +5

      She made the mistake of stepping on the painted lane marker. They are slick as compared to the unpainted asphalt.

    • @JonasC22
      @JonasC22 Před 28 dny +2

      not me i think she was being snarky

  • @Akash_Tyagi_93
    @Akash_Tyagi_93 Před 28 dny +171

    3:10 -"How something so small can be so impressive?"
    "Well Mark, you would know about that!" 😂😂

    • @deanraney1049
      @deanraney1049 Před 24 dny +5

      I feel like she just confirmed that size doesn't matter. Maybe I'm confused.

    • @elizabethmarie3185
      @elizabethmarie3185 Před 24 dny +20

      Like what did Mark do to her?😂

    • @zacharywooden2113
      @zacharywooden2113 Před 24 dny +9

      Brilliant move to be honest. In the time he spent figuring out whether it was a compliment or an insult, they would have moved on to another topic.

    • @yash1152
      @yash1152 Před 19 dny +2

      3:21

    • @yash1152
      @yash1152 Před 19 dny +2

      4:08

  • @TheDickem
    @TheDickem Před 3 lety +5547

    "Is an elephant heavy? Im coming back baby."

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 Před 3 lety +299

      She's my favorite

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 Před 3 lety +68

      what does that even mean tho

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 Před 3 lety +355

      biggbeanz It’s like, an elephant is obviously heavy, so she’s obviously coming back

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 Před 3 lety +26

      Thanks I didn’t know what she said

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 Před 3 lety +38

      @@BigMastah79 ahh I get it now thx lol

  • @zoeantczak8062
    @zoeantczak8062 Před 4 lety +4967

    NO ONE IS SPEAKING A WORD ABOUT “Check your panties” BRO I CACKLED THE LADY KEPT LAUGHING 🤣

    • @jamesvoris6241
      @jamesvoris6241 Před 4 lety +160

      Them laughin in background was best part lol

    • @jmsbyt
      @jmsbyt Před 4 lety +42

      I WHEEZED

    • @josgn
      @josgn Před 4 lety +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ab-jf2re
      @ab-jf2re Před 4 lety +114

      The way he said it in such earnest. I can’t stop watching 😂😂😂😂

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool Před 4 lety +158

      So confident and professional! “Check your panties!”

  • @Casual_Lifestyle
    @Casual_Lifestyle Před 3 měsíci +183

    17:35
    2 grown men on a news broadcast laughing a Hugh Janus is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @deucedecker4903
    @deucedecker4903 Před 4 měsíci +318

    23:50 The guy was in emergency mode. After he saw the hanging guy, his brain would only focus on saving the guy, and would not waste resources for anything else. That's how we survive. This gentleman is a damned perfect example of humanity in action.

    • @timothynorling5056
      @timothynorling5056 Před 3 měsíci +42

      So funny but also actually very touching.

    • @hyrulemazta2296
      @hyrulemazta2296 Před 2 měsíci +31

      There's no denying it was absolutely hilarious...
      But there's also no denying that man had his heart and mind in the right place.

    • @JustinCarbaugh
      @JustinCarbaugh Před 20 dny +2

      That man is what humanity needs in life, some might think helping a dummy in danger silly but he has a great heart

    • @jacobmarshall5391
      @jacobmarshall5391 Před 15 dny

      ​@JustinCarbaugh She!?

    • @JustinCarbaugh
      @JustinCarbaugh Před 15 dny

      @@jacobmarshall5391 He

  • @EmmaBobFufu
    @EmmaBobFufu Před 4 lety +7994

    "my brother used to come into our house and steal our tv!"
    *BUT NOW HES DEAD*

  • @Tony_Hardy
    @Tony_Hardy Před 4 lety +26281

    The guy discovering that an hour is 60 minutes brings me unbridled joy.

    • @TheRealEclipse1
      @TheRealEclipse1 Před 4 lety +892

      Tony Hardy his face was perfect

    • @daniloking223
      @daniloking223 Před 4 lety +442

      4/4 of anything is all of it

    • @hibiscusangel7376
      @hibiscusangel7376 Před 4 lety +41

      Lol

    • @raviolarts
      @raviolarts Před 4 lety +236

      Tony Hardy i can’t tell if he’s being ironic cuz the dude seems hella smart

    • @151yaron
      @151yaron Před 4 lety +103

      @@raviolarts He was definitely ironic

  • @northhunter3662
    @northhunter3662 Před 2 měsíci +94

    There's something so wholesome about watching someone uncontrollably laughing 😂

  • @roslynsanders1675
    @roslynsanders1675 Před 5 měsíci +232

    21:10
    The “Goat Man” actually eating grass had me literally crying with laughter 😂 it’s no way any anchor could report that without cracking up

    • @theAussie01
      @theAussie01 Před 5 měsíci +4

      the goat mans legs....i lost it!!!!

    • @margob6203
      @margob6203 Před 4 měsíci +5

      ⁠@@theAussie01You and me both, lmao!!! I laughed so hard over Goat Man and Chris P. Bacon my stomach was killing me, hahaha. 😂

    • @chrisburn7178
      @chrisburn7178 Před 3 měsíci +8

      It's also funny that none of the anchors picked up that the "IG NOBEL" prize is supposed to be a play on "ignoble" and pronounced as one word not separate letters.

  • @akshayarya992
    @akshayarya992 Před 4 lety +6644

    "oh you've been joined by a beautiful lady"
    "That's a man actually derek!"

  • @bren4888
    @bren4888 Před 4 lety +38169

    “My brother used to break into our house and steal our tv”
    But now, he’s *Dead*

  • @malcomlittle251
    @malcomlittle251 Před 2 měsíci +84

    The reporter on "Chris P. Bacon"... hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DP-zo8rn
    @DP-zo8rn Před 4 měsíci +193

    Yo the part with the Bus stopping to watch the explosion and then leaving has me dying😂😂😂😂

  • @FullPowerEDM
    @FullPowerEDM Před 4 lety +2538

    "Drist and Mizzle" literally sounds like it could be a 90's rap duo

  • @manofmystery5191
    @manofmystery5191 Před 3 lety +9680

    I love how the vet doesn’t miss a beat and goes goes “certainly” after she says “brush our teeth’s pet”

    • @YedLee
      @YedLee Před 3 lety +437

      Oh my I didn't even notice teeths pet, omg😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laughslapproductions4690
      @laughslapproductions4690 Před 3 lety +197

      He was very nice about it lol

    • @peacefulpanda5990
      @peacefulpanda5990 Před 3 lety +147

      He did miss about half a beat but kept going.

    • @cassgray9340
      @cassgray9340 Před 3 lety +145

      He’s like, ‘what?’ but just rolled with it lol 😂 props to him, very profesh.

    • @vladtoper8020
      @vladtoper8020 Před 3 lety +17

      its currently 1:17 26.08.2020 and the number of likes on this coment is 666. I've never seen anything like it houston we have a problem the like button is broken it just stopped at 666

  • @rachel.0352
    @rachel.0352 Před 3 měsíci +78

    I lost it at the guy who thought his colleague's hair was a weave

  • @hamsterdiving7593
    @hamsterdiving7593 Před 3 měsíci +65

    I laughed so hard at the dude talking about a cougar sighting while panning on a cat just sitting there minding it's own business that I woke up my BF who was sleeping next to me... 😅😂🤣

    • @HerculesRockefellerESQ
      @HerculesRockefellerESQ Před měsícem +4

      Typical cat behavior. 😂
      Carl the cougar: "Max, fill in for me on the news today, will ya? They're gonna be here in 15 minutes and I was up late."
      Max the tabby: "I gotchu bro."

  • @0rchid71
    @0rchid71 Před 4 lety +2849

    “I so pale”
    “You’re on”
    *suprised pikachu face*

    • @Big_Ben1987
      @Big_Ben1987 Před 3 lety +35

      I sO pAlE

    • @hafizhsidqi
      @hafizhsidqi Před 3 lety +15

      On air

    • @0rchid71
      @0rchid71 Před 3 lety +15

      @kasDD Gn she literally said she was pale, i’m just quoting her 🤠

    • @angelicaangels6835
      @angelicaangels6835 Před 3 lety

      Hah!

    • @oksyar
      @oksyar Před 3 lety +5

      Why did she say "I so pale" instead of "I'm so pale", I thought she's speaking Latin or something

  • @lara_young
    @lara_young Před 3 lety +3523

    “You’ve been joined by a beautiful lady.”
    “It’s a man actually, Derek.” 😂

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 Před 3 lety +44

      I’m week 😂😂

    • @TrevorLahey3
      @TrevorLahey3 Před 3 lety +44

      @@gh6st575 weak my man

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 Před 3 lety +4

      @@TrevorLahey3 yes I know, autocorrect

    • @fazem2960
      @fazem2960 Před 3 lety +16

      That was funny as hell

    • @Claarissaahhh
      @Claarissaahhh Před 3 lety +25

      That had me wheeezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @debralynnpaxton5238
    @debralynnpaxton5238 Před 4 měsíci +98

    Lol ! The synchronized, "La-dy-Li-ber-ty" ladies and the weatherman 😂

  • @jonconstant3914
    @jonconstant3914 Před měsícem +38

    The voices in the background at 25:25 are just the best. Everyone just making the best of a laughing fit. “A beverage?” “You can drink it?!”

  • @tiddies6619
    @tiddies6619 Před 4 lety +7346

    “My brother used to break in our house and steal the tv”
    *but now he’s dead*

  • @nicholasstocker6866
    @nicholasstocker6866 Před rokem +6946

    “But now, he’s dead.”
    Had me rolling on the floor! 🤣

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Před rokem +25

      🙂

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Před rokem +265

      That's the funniest one. Like how could the news have possible done that by accident? The comedic timing was PERFECT

    • @duingun
      @duingun Před rokem +15

      @@HugoStiglitz88 may i know the timeline?

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Před rokem +42

      ​@@duingun 1:07

    • @leacebee5892
      @leacebee5892 Před rokem +19

      What was the back story does anyone know?

  • @ivyw5862
    @ivyw5862 Před 3 měsíci +58

    I always find myself coming back to this iconic masterpiece.

    • @britvica
      @britvica Před měsícem +2

      The best video in this category!

  • @michlo3393
    @michlo3393 Před 5 měsíci +101

    3:30 HE thinks he's a cougar and that's what is most important. And at 10:40 that lady's descent into madness was AMAZING.

  • @mituaktar8893
    @mituaktar8893 Před 3 lety +3989

    “I grabbed two Totino’s pizzas and my dog and left. Nothing else was worth it”

    • @SerbwithGod
      @SerbwithGod Před 3 lety +123

      Hey, some people love food. I mean it is 2 Totino's pizzas. What else does she need in life?

    • @LeeRHS2Codes
      @LeeRHS2Codes Před 3 lety +20

      Nah she said “Leff”

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 Před 3 lety +21

      I grabbed my pizzas and my dog and I broke out!!!

    • @toddmckintyre2064
      @toddmckintyre2064 Před 3 lety +62

      I hope Tostino's signed her up for ads immediately

    • @luigibob3865
      @luigibob3865 Před 3 lety +26

      She has her priorities straight

  • @felipebraga1625
    @felipebraga1625 Před 11 měsíci +3783

    "You've been joined by a beautiful lady"
    "It's a man actually, Derek"
    😂😂😂

  • @FranchiseCityOnline
    @FranchiseCityOnline Před 5 měsíci +76

    16:15 "Corn, how'd that get in my bag" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @captainmcl
      @captainmcl Před měsícem +5

      Tragic that his co-host felt the need to try and correct him

    • @EagerForestTrees-ib7fm
      @EagerForestTrees-ib7fm Před měsícem

      ​@@captainmclwomen

    • @Stanlos
      @Stanlos Před 29 dny +1

      ​@@captainmcl She was a true Debbie Downer

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 Před měsícem +26

    “Dee Dee Mega Doo Doo” has to be one of my favorites of all time.

  • @davidmock7592
    @davidmock7592 Před 3 lety +4693

    I refuse to believe, "My brother used to break in our house and steal the TV" deep, serious voice "But now he's dead." is anything other than a perfect comedy sketch.

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay Před 3 lety +165

      Seems straight out of Chappelle's Show 🤣

    • @peyteneq5301
      @peyteneq5301 Před 3 lety +42

      No it did happen I remember the news story it was about a mass spree I don't remember if it was a murder or not it was in 2015

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay Před 3 lety +75

      @@peyteneq5301 A mass spree that might not have been a murder? Was it a shopping spree 🤔

    • @tmaxgo6696
      @tmaxgo6696 Před 2 lety +17

      @@aytothakay the story seems to be saying heroin overdose

    • @NotoriousSSV
      @NotoriousSSV Před 2 lety +36

      I'm over here crying at that that editing was masterful

  • @alicerabantheng1727
    @alicerabantheng1727 Před 4 lety +2810

    “Hold him tightly”
    “I-I-I AM, I AM!!” 😂😂

    • @shithead1092
      @shithead1092 Před 4 lety +26

      Heard this comment 😂

    • @derekboyt3383
      @derekboyt3383 Před 4 lety +71

      That poor man. I’m not sure which was in more distress...

    • @drbrandy1376
      @drbrandy1376 Před 4 lety +1

      Alice Rabantheng 😭😭

    • @thenorminator3894
      @thenorminator3894 Před 4 lety +28

      lol 🤣😅 and than he had the nerve to look into the camera than fixed his suit with pride like he found the cure for COVID-19 😅😅

    • @plasxodollbaex917
      @plasxodollbaex917 Před 4 lety +1

      Alice Rabantheng 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rx_jaydot7532
    @rx_jaydot7532 Před 3 měsíci +37

    The "chris p bacon" one gotta be the best one😂😂😂

    • @LeoDragon34
      @LeoDragon34 Před dnem +2

      That totally got me. I was crying with laughter for 3 minutes.

  • @GM_YYC
    @GM_YYC Před 4 měsíci +64

    17:36 "Hugh Janis".... I cried ! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @janeives.
      @janeives. Před 2 měsíci

      I don’t get it was it something to do with 🍑? or am I extremely slow 😭

    • @GM_YYC
      @GM_YYC Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@janeives. Hugh Janis = Huge.... I let you fill the blanks 😁. Have a great day

    • @janeives.
      @janeives. Před 2 měsíci

      @@GM_YYC lmfao thanks 😭

  • @baxterwilhelm8114
    @baxterwilhelm8114 Před 3 lety +3718

    "...and if my math's correct, that's not a quarter of an hour."
    "It's not. Except it is."
    *Looks at camera and gasps*

  • @counthobbula8377
    @counthobbula8377 Před 4 lety +3573

    He was holding that Alligator pretty tight to be fair. Impressed he didn’t let go.

    • @brookenelson8203
      @brookenelson8203 Před 4 lety +243

      CountHobbula he was like I AM I AM

    • @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429
      @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429 Před 4 lety +98

      I AM I AM

    • @quatroquatroSJSU
      @quatroquatroSJSU Před 4 lety +128

      dude that guy was a beast, I would toss that gator far far away

    • @bertjesklotepino
      @bertjesklotepino Před 4 lety +7

      PS: and if you dont understand the humor, then LET IT BE!!!!!
      There is no need to get angry or get upset about anything here.
      Only those with a bit of knowledge about history, and about animals (which includes humanbeings.....) might be able to understand the joke.
      But, i really wonder howmany actually will be able to understand the joke in today's society.

    • @INAM1NUTE
      @INAM1NUTE Před 4 lety +4

      I would like this but it’s at 666 I don’t wanna ruin it
      Edit: 150 ppl have liked it since then

  • @WingafiedOtter-cw7ov
    @WingafiedOtter-cw7ov Před 4 měsíci +26

    "I dropped my hot pocket"
    That was the funniest part of this video 😭😭

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 Před měsícem +16

    "I so pale" is the most professional recovery from a blooper I've ever seen.

  • @cheesynuggets
    @cheesynuggets Před 3 lety +4579

    Imagine doing something embarrassing 7 years ago, and you hope that people will forget about it, but it's on CZcams with millions of views and daily comments 😂

    • @mr.dankestdank7372
      @mr.dankestdank7372 Před 3 lety +5

      cheesynuggets how original

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets Před 3 lety +30

      @@mr.dankestdank7372 Thanks xD I don't think it's that original though, but I think it's so applicable to this video hahaha

    • @sodanoutang6303
      @sodanoutang6303 Před 3 lety +75

      Especially the "I so pale lady", the comment sections on each of her ig post is like "I so pale"

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets Před 3 lety +18

      @@sodanoutang6303 That sucks! XD But honestly becoming a meme is living the dream :)

    • @arkhamshow8996
      @arkhamshow8996 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sodanoutang6303 what's her ig?

  • @highflyer23
    @highflyer23 Před měsícem +29

    The confidence in that DELI CAT ESSEN

  • @BathiX
    @BathiX Před 5 měsíci +37

    S/o all the way from Durban, South Africa 🇿🇦
    Can't believe that the "give a man a fish" made onto the list.
    😂😂😂

  • @MikeLaRock88
    @MikeLaRock88 Před rokem +4051

    "The Hamburglar" was SAVAGE 😂😂

  • @thebreacher3219
    @thebreacher3219 Před rokem +9413

    The cameraman who zoomed in on the cat better have gotten a raise

  • @jess_bounce
    @jess_bounce Před 27 dny +13

    3:30 that cat’s face 🤣 he’s not happy about being on the news or about being called “large”

  • @nukeboy4939
    @nukeboy4939 Před 3 měsíci +21

    14:34 The pig Chris P Bacon had me dead.😂

    • @Sixitboy
      @Sixitboy Před 21 dnem +1

      That guys wheeze is contagious

  • @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122
    @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122 Před 4 lety +5356

    "...I just can't understand here how something so small can be so impressive."
    "Well, Mark, you would know about that."
    RIP Mark

    • @trigcat3107
      @trigcat3107 Před 4 lety +32

      😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

    • @pilosopino23
      @pilosopino23 Před 4 lety +208

      Legend has it.. Mark is still dead..

    • @adamczubaszek9379
      @adamczubaszek9379 Před 4 lety +263

      but...its a burn and a compliment at the same time. I'd even lean towards more of a compliment

    • @geewest7184
      @geewest7184 Před 4 lety +73

      She basically said he had a chicken nugget 😭😭😭

    • @TTownIBC
      @TTownIBC Před 4 lety +66

      Legend says he’s still looking at her

  • @schkoopdawhoop7885
    @schkoopdawhoop7885 Před 3 lety +4094

    For as long as I live, I will never not laugh at “Dede Megadoodoo.”

  • @gabiayala2495
    @gabiayala2495 Před měsícem +13

    The man urgently trying to help the Christmas decoration dummy had me rolling 😂

  • @LauraRN713
    @LauraRN713 Před 3 lety +2713

    He really, really looked disturbed about dropping his hot pocket.

  • @7aristos7
    @7aristos7 Před 3 lety +3071

    “but now.. he’s dead” kills me everytime

  • @mickkaylor
    @mickkaylor Před měsícem +8

    The woman’s face/reaction after saying 3 hour lap ride was truly priceless 😂😂

  • @FishermanSculley
    @FishermanSculley Před 5 měsíci +15

    Shirley Nash’s interview shouldn’t be considered a blooper. That moment is full of personality and wholesomeness.

  • @thewiebler3529
    @thewiebler3529 Před 4 lety +1943

    "It is an hour, actually."
    "*GAAAASSSP*"

    • @jenniferparker3831
      @jenniferparker3831 Před 4 lety +29

      hahaha she's like, "It isn't an hour, but it is an hour, actually"

    • @musicsaves71590
      @musicsaves71590 Před 4 lety +18

      He thought he had something on them. He was SO confident

    • @bvxs9938
      @bvxs9938 Před 4 lety +1

      GrimdarTheGreat it’s me in math class and get something wrong in front of everyone

    • @ripp3rjak934
      @ripp3rjak934 Před 4 lety

      When he went silent and looked at the camera. That was when her realized that 4 quarters is a dollar which is an hour...
      DUNNN DUNN DUNNNNNNN

  • @ControlAllDa1337
    @ControlAllDa1337 Před 3 lety +1781

    "it's the perfect texture for running"
    Shatters spine.

    • @123operasinger
      @123operasinger Před 3 lety +8

      HAHAHAHHAA

    • @MiszzMiszz
      @MiszzMiszz Před 3 lety +76

      that was an instant karma for being extra pretentious

    • @JH-fe2ho
      @JH-fe2ho Před 3 lety +12

      Thats Portland for you hahahahahahaha

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 Před 3 lety +4

      @@MiszzMiszz exactly

    • @joelorosario2300
      @joelorosario2300 Před 3 lety +21

      Her boyfriend too was like: Idk how they can do it with the bikes, I mean we have more stability and in the worse scenario we can just slide off.
      She slid alright

  • @MrDaydreamer93
    @MrDaydreamer93 Před 4 měsíci +24

    I almost died at Chris p bacon. I had snot and spit convulsing out of me. I had to take a shower because I drooled all over myself. First time laughter did that to me.

  • @benbing3926
    @benbing3926 Před 6 měsíci +20

    The guy laughing at the pig at around 14:40 made my day.

  • @JenniferC26
    @JenniferC26 Před 4 lety +2507

    “Hold him tight, Hold him tight, Hold him tight!”
    “I AM I AM I AM I AM”

    • @envy1xc
      @envy1xc Před 4 lety +21

      Jennifer C I WAS DEADDD

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed Před 4 lety +36

      Guess they didn't know each other, huh?

    • @LaNonita00
      @LaNonita00 Před 4 lety +19

      That one killed me

    • @smallblackcat8645
      @smallblackcat8645 Před 4 lety +16

      I mean he was holding his stomach he’s an alligator he’s not gonna be like oh I better keep my head still and be nice!

    • @goldenpony3460
      @goldenpony3460 Před 4 lety +18

      Why the heck was he raising him up to the skies!!

  • @victoriasavaglio
    @victoriasavaglio Před 3 lety +1794

    “Chris P. Bacon” 😂 my sense of humour is broken

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman Před 3 lety +27

      That was so good!

    • @habilzas3008
      @habilzas3008 Před 3 lety +87

      The wheezing reporter makes it even funny

    • @ozgekonkol8819
      @ozgekonkol8819 Před 3 lety +56

      I actually cried laughing at that, and the reporter's laugh didn't help. Haven't laughed like this in a long time. had tearss

    • @varun_4125
      @varun_4125 Před 3 lety +8

      I almost died laughing

    • @jimitSoni
      @jimitSoni Před 3 lety +2

      Where's that

  • @E-Dogg02
    @E-Dogg02 Před dnem +1

    That cat chilling in the woods gets me every time. "That's not the cougar" 😂

  • @JonathanLittle-uu8oy
    @JonathanLittle-uu8oy Před měsícem +8

    “Corn how’d that get on my back!” Lol. I wish these guys were my local news anchors

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 Před 25 dny

      "in my bag". The story was about luggage getting covered in sewage.

  • @johnmessay7616
    @johnmessay7616 Před 3 lety +2956

    "....the beautiful lady"
    "Its a man actually"
    me: out of this world

  • @paisleyprincess7996
    @paisleyprincess7996 Před 3 lety +2072

    “I jus kept herring it...I was duckin and hidden’...I got SKERRED!”
    “I dropped my Hot pocket.”

  • @Paratzi
    @Paratzi Před 3 měsíci +17

    Bro the hardest burn in history is at 3:15. She didn't even laugh which made it harder 🔥🤣

  • @CrunchyGreenWater
    @CrunchyGreenWater Před měsícem +8

    The hair weave bit really gets me for some reason!
    😂😂😂😂

  • @natashyasmith5360
    @natashyasmith5360 Před 3 lety +2946

    “ your joined with a beautiful lady”. “It’s a man actually Derry”.

  • @StarfulSky_
    @StarfulSky_ Před 4 lety +2679

    I just want to appreciate how they zoom in on the cat with “LARGE CAT SPOTTED” actually written out

  • @Kianazk
    @Kianazk Před měsícem +4

    The weaveeeee! 😂😭🤣 “That’s a weave, isn’t it?” The look, and the walk off. 🤣

  • @dylannmgn4528
    @dylannmgn4528 Před 3 měsíci +41

    Chris P Bacon is one of the best 🤣🤣🤣

  • @melaniechiriacescu7876
    @melaniechiriacescu7876 Před 3 lety +3722

    No one talks about the guy who threw his ringing phone away

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez Před 3 lety +132

      That was freaking hilarious

    • @dickbiggerjr3613
      @dickbiggerjr3613 Před 3 lety +161

      The clunk was louder than the ring 😆

    • @jabarishabazz5928
      @jabarishabazz5928 Před 3 lety +27

      Sound like that mug shattered

    • @danishbutter1847
      @danishbutter1847 Před 3 lety +13

      Him being annoyed and reading focus hard and ringtone made it even more epic XD

    • @Fajut
      @Fajut Před 3 lety +4

      Had me crying. Lol 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @zzzs
    @zzzs Před 4 lety +2882

    "That's not an hour, but it is." *looks at camera* GASP

    • @lizbetann
      @lizbetann Před 4 lety +98

      I honestly can't believe that guy hasn't become a meme like blinking white guy. Then again, I guess we don't need multiple blinking white guys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @josuto
      @josuto Před 4 lety +26

      surprised pikachu face

    • @zzzs
      @zzzs Před 4 lety +1

      lol i didnt even think this comment was funny but thanks for 1k likes

    • @teresabenson3385
      @teresabenson3385 Před 4 lety

      First couple of minutes are really funny, but then it gets lame.

    • @Oxxyjoe
      @Oxxyjoe Před 4 lety +1

      I actually paused the video after this exact scene so I could come find the sharp lad who surely had mentioned it so I could write something. Priceless reaction.

  • @BMWS1000RRR
    @BMWS1000RRR Před 4 měsíci +18

    I'm actually dead at the guy falling in the water 😂😂😂

  • @OneWayDesigns
    @OneWayDesigns Před 5 měsíci +10

    That Mag-uh-doodoo gets me every single time 😂😂😂

  • @tomsdralis3166
    @tomsdralis3166 Před 3 lety +4801

    Who cares about the shooting, the man dropped his HOT POCKET.

    • @nihilizmskizm
      @nihilizmskizm Před 3 lety +51

      hehe

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 Před 3 lety +21

      Man exactly RIP Hot Pocket

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 Před 3 lety +8

      @Emily the Emrald engine hey I said that too 😂😂😂

    • @jaolin6042
      @jaolin6042 Před 3 lety +7

      Haat pack-eeet!
      (Jim Gaffigan)

    • @hotchipsgaming239
      @hotchipsgaming239 Před 3 lety +18

      If I had the choice to run or save my hot pocket, I’m pretty sure people would understand why I picked this
      Hot pockets are sacred

  • @lIIlIIIlIIlII
    @lIIlIIIlIIlII Před 3 lety +2373

    *"we'll probably.. sit around a cook some soup and.. eat bread.. and.. get all fat and sassy.."*

  • @dachronicalalittlebitofeve6630

    The guy laughing like a rooster 😂😂😂😂

    • @saranzm2977
      @saranzm2977 Před 5 dny

      And the roosters getting excited! 😂😂😂😂

  • @hgbugalou
    @hgbugalou Před 4 lety +19705

    I love when people get uncontrollable laughter. Anyone who is annoyed by this stuff is taking life too seriously.

    • @nightynightshade
      @nightynightshade Před 4 lety +234

      Justin Craig legit my evil aunt would give me an annoyed look if I got the giggles😑

    • @AronqwapArshath
      @AronqwapArshath Před 4 lety +413

      Especially the guy talking about "Chris P. Bacon" ! He wasnt able to control his laughter and I love thattttt hahahah

    • @jaysonprice459
      @jaysonprice459 Před 4 lety +20

      Cool Story @Kayda Ratcliffe

    • @allaboutelephants6837
      @allaboutelephants6837 Před 4 lety +99

      I know, right? It was hilarious just watching them laugh uncontrollably. And Chris P. Bacon? That was genius!

    • @GuacIsExtra99
      @GuacIsExtra99 Před 4 lety +103

      Chris P. Bacon guy had 0 chance of holding it in

  • @gloomsouls
    @gloomsouls Před 4 lety +4241

    I love how he doesn't bother to just end the call,he just throws the phone.

    • @stephenashburn4496
      @stephenashburn4496 Před 4 lety +61

      joelsolomon42 hahahaha that Mozart doe

    • @mdlm2011
      @mdlm2011 Před 4 lety +69

      Had me dying laughing

    • @aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45
      @aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45 Před 4 lety +68

      he also could’ve pressed the volume button, then the call would be silent for a bit

    • @itzkatie933
      @itzkatie933 Před 4 lety +68

      But it's the way the lady just sat there while he did it like nothing was happening

    • @morse4989
      @morse4989 Před rokem +5

      Which part?

  • @GaryY
    @GaryY Před 6 měsíci +38

    25:10 Her laughter is absolutely infectious.

  • @RESULTSofMERCY
    @RESULTSofMERCY Před 17 dny +3

    The freestyle one got me dead😂😂😂 the dude even ask "is it live?"

  • @dross6206
    @dross6206 Před 4 lety +3978

    Sitting here in quarantine missing the days of light hearted news stories.

  • @Developer_33
    @Developer_33 Před měsícem +9

    the hugh janus gets me everytime lmao

  • @T.C.-EDU
    @T.C.-EDU Před 3 měsíci +5

    “Is an elephant heavy?! Oh I’m coming back bay bay…” Go on head Ms. Constance!

  • @ed_overeasy
    @ed_overeasy Před 3 lety +3229

    reporters laugh like they haven’t laughed in YEARS

  • @Vddrice
    @Vddrice Před 4 lety +1519

    Is an elephant heavy?
    ..... I'm coming back, baby.

  • @doctorbohr1585
    @doctorbohr1585 Před 3 měsíci +7

    $64 for a three hour lap ride is unbeatable value.

  • @lisalove991
    @lisalove991 Před 4 měsíci +7

    @9:40 I think the funniest thing I realized about that blooper is the fact that she literally did what he was talking about, she slid right through a stop sign 😂😂😂

  • @chiseisinclair4843
    @chiseisinclair4843 Před 3 lety +1954

    *you give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish, you give him, you give him a no no no no no no*

  • @justinsayswtf
    @justinsayswtf Před 4 lety +1807

    "Check your panties!" His cheerful tone makes that so much more hilarious!

    • @Rudra-fu1kr
      @Rudra-fu1kr Před 4 lety +37

      5:36 for anyone wondering

    • @shonhubble5130
      @shonhubble5130 Před 4 lety +22

      That guy has teeth brighter than my future.

    • @Em-kc1mg
      @Em-kc1mg Před 4 lety +3

      Bruh I cried in laughter

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse Před 4 lety +4

      One of the best bits.

    • @MsZaz27
      @MsZaz27 Před 4 lety +2

      This one literally took me out

  • @SarahLeeMe
    @SarahLeeMe Před měsícem +5

    Thats a house cat 🐈
    Cat: you don't know me.😂

  • @h_arfang
    @h_arfang Před 3 měsíci +9

    The way those two laughing about the dummy on the roof managed to ‘sober up’ so quickly was rather impressive