NBA Star Blake Griffin vs. Jeff Ross - Uncut - Roast Battle III

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  • For the Roast Battle finale’s main event, Roastmaster General Jeff Ross faces off against NBA All-Star Blake Griffin.
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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  Před 5 lety +404

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    • @kameronrichardson2266
      @kameronrichardson2266 Před 5 lety +5

      get Thee Kraig Smith on here please he'd own Jeff Ross

    • @hunterwashere5177
      @hunterwashere5177 Před 5 lety +5

      Comedy Central wait, hillary’s the president?

    • @bigmike9257
      @bigmike9257 Před 5 lety +3

      Comedy Central Blake should have won ‼️‼️‼️‼️

    • @user-oh9kw5zg6i
      @user-oh9kw5zg6i Před 5 lety +2

      In my opinion Blake won,but i would of ended his last roast differently,i would of said"it does not matter what her name is"...it be perfect ending.

    • @deemack6828
      @deemack6828 Před 5 lety +2

      Jeff Ross with hair looks like a character from FRAGGLE ROCK !

  • @christophertrout2508
    @christophertrout2508 Před 6 lety +17459

    Blake Griffen looks like a Navy seal. Jeff Ross looks like an actual seal.

    • @Roy-G-Biv
      @Roy-G-Biv Před 6 lety +134

      funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @robertobaldenebro8964
      @robertobaldenebro8964 Před 6 lety +140

      Boom Roasted.

    • @tonytouch145
      @tonytouch145 Před 6 lety +80

      Christopher Trout I’m going to tweak that a little for you. Blake Griffin looks like a navy seal or a marine. Jeff Ross looks like an actual seal from Marine Land

    • @commie563
      @commie563 Před 6 lety +29

      Where are you man, you should battle jeff.

    • @christophertrout2508
      @christophertrout2508 Před 6 lety +6

      @Forrest Trump LMFAO he literally does

  • @just_a_nam3_
    @just_a_nam3_ Před 5 lety +2321

    "the season hasn't even started yet and your ex is already leading you in rebounds" lmfaooooo he did not say that bruh

    • @josephblume8986
      @josephblume8986 Před 5 lety +23

      Focus_CRAYZ yes he said it

    • @9brush4jordan34
      @9brush4jordan34 Před 5 lety +19

      No he didn’t Joseph.

    • @Dizzy1980
      @Dizzy1980 Před 5 lety +17

      Blake couldn't keep up with Jeff to begin with, and the "rebounds" joke was where Jeff really left him smelling the exhaust.

    • @legendofnoob
      @legendofnoob Před 5 lety +1

      Legendary Savagery.

    • @joeyhernandez5078
      @joeyhernandez5078 Před 5 lety +4

      yes he did if you watch the video he says that

  • @man1ac47
    @man1ac47 Před 5 lety +3452

    "you're the worst shooter in one of the most dangerous cities in America" 😭😭😭😭

    • @MrAlexBubba
      @MrAlexBubba Před 4 lety +24

      When did he move to Chicago?

    • @Cole-lb3qg
      @Cole-lb3qg Před 4 lety +29

      TeeGrizzleyBear he is talking about Detroit🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @MrAlexBubba
      @MrAlexBubba Před 4 lety +26

      @@Cole-lb3qg I know doofus, I was pointing out that Chicago is far more dangerous than Detroit nowadays

    • @denierlangga5082
      @denierlangga5082 Před 4 lety +5

      That is not aging well

    • @spinner771
      @spinner771 Před 4 lety +6

      TeeGrizzleyBear that’s why he said “one of the most” not most

  • @alexsierra4878
    @alexsierra4878 Před 4 lety +1881

    Blake missed the perfect opportunity to say "take a lap, we all know you need it". When Jeff Ross circled him

    • @docaff
      @docaff Před 4 lety +28

      Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I would have said, "yeah, go ahead. Take a lap ... your fat ass could use the exercise ..."

    • @JM-cf9xy
      @JM-cf9xy Před 3 lety +9

      That would of been the KO

    • @juanpablo6686
      @juanpablo6686 Před 3 lety +17

      @@docaff I thought "Take a lap. That's the most you've exercised in a decade"

    • @97JoMiller
      @97JoMiller Před 3 lety +8

      Yes and jeff missed the opportunity of saying, “your mom” when Blake was talking about the last woman he fucked

    • @markgyanmacawile1960
      @markgyanmacawile1960 Před 3 lety +13

      Or like, “Yeah, take a lap. Just like everytime you go to mcdonalds drive thru.”

  • @jonathanzazueta5234
    @jonathanzazueta5234 Před 4 lety +6006

    Let's be real, Jeff Ross killed Blake with the Kendall joke 😂😂😂

    • @struggle-dad6715
      @struggle-dad6715 Před 4 lety +170

      That joke was clever as hell, and I love Jeff Ross, but I actually felt like he lost that battle

    • @Supermonkey22
      @Supermonkey22 Před 4 lety +172

      When Jeff dropped that rebound joke I dropped my phone. That was ICE COLD!!!!

    • @joe4398
      @joe4398 Před 4 lety +27

      It was good but Blake got him with dude who have you fucked I fuck models

    • @daringducky6236
      @daringducky6236 Před 4 lety +40

      Joe I felt that joke went on too long, and Jeff may be a lil ugly but he’s still fuckin hot girls due to his fame so

    • @tonmelissa7900
      @tonmelissa7900 Před 4 lety +25

      Yeah Jeff lost forsure that clippers joke was the nail in the coffin

  • @lethalbydefault
    @lethalbydefault Před 6 lety +7418

    Pete looks like he's about to write a letter to Eminem.

  • @stavrosleo
    @stavrosleo Před 6 lety +2367

    That Blake Griffin vs Peter Griffin line was so underappreciated.

  • @ivyaliniante4171
    @ivyaliniante4171 Před 4 lety +1625

    Is anyone gonna talk about how the host called Jeff Ross "Peter Griffin" LOL

  • @evanbabin6756
    @evanbabin6756 Před 5 lety +2267

    "That last joke lasted longer than any of your seasons" 💀💀

    • @neelchopra4161
      @neelchopra4161 Před 5 lety +16

      Evan Babin and the detroit pistons time in the playoffs

    • @evanbabin6756
      @evanbabin6756 Před 5 lety +8

      @@neelchopra4161 AND the time dating Kendall Jenner

    • @jayt8124
      @jayt8124 Před 4 lety +3

      @@freesmoke8777 Nah, I agree with Pete cos Jeff's jokes were more hard-hitting.. Blake did rly well, but wasnt as cutting as Jeff imo

    • @royalpixie6930
      @royalpixie6930 Před 4 lety

      Evan Babin and relationships 😂

    • @susiebooker4540
      @susiebooker4540 Před 4 lety

      Cold

  • @ryanb1468
    @ryanb1468 Před 5 lety +6822

    The people in the red t shirts are so unnecessary

    • @WWF247
      @WWF247 Před 5 lety +331

      Yes!!!!! There so fucking annoying. They kinda kill the punch line.

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 Před 5 lety +118

      I didn't find them funny too, these 2 guys were good without the help of anybody else

    • @michaeljohng4029
      @michaeljohng4029 Před 5 lety +45

      There funny af

    • @da8765
      @da8765 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Puppy_Puppington agree

    • @Gotham_Outlaw
      @Gotham_Outlaw Před 5 lety +80

      They pretty much almost ruined this video for me

  • @mattphatanothai7812
    @mattphatanothai7812 Před 5 lety +3018

    Did nobody catch the fact that the host called jeff ross "peter griffin" before the roast battle started 😂😂

  • @oxy6689
    @oxy6689 Před 4 lety +318

    the announcer lowkey roasted tf out of Jeff lol "blake griffin, peter griffin, lets roast" LMFAO

  • @Ram99ize
    @Ram99ize Před 5 lety +3979

    Yall really need to take away those ppl in the red, annoying and unnecessary

  • @MC_ToyDawg
    @MC_ToyDawg Před 6 lety +2619

    Blake was actually funny, but Jeff killed him with the rebound joke.

    • @jerryrobles9562
      @jerryrobles9562 Před 6 lety +15

      Mario Castillo I ran around my dining room lmfao

    • @yungchu2568
      @yungchu2568 Před 6 lety +47

      Yeah nobody can really go up against Ross. It's hard. Ross delivers some hard shiiiit.

    • @ethanroberts3275
      @ethanroberts3275 Před 5 lety +3

      Jeff sucked

    • @imranvp
      @imranvp Před 5 lety +3

      Does anyone know what is the exact pair of sneakers Blake Griffins worn? It looks like Nike Air Maxs but I can't find the colorway he's copped nowhere! Can anyone help?

    • @imranvp
      @imranvp Před 5 lety +2

      @Mungo Jerrymungo yeah but that's not exactly helping my cause homebre.

  • @InAllKindsOfWeather
    @InAllKindsOfWeather Před 6 lety +2342

    Jeff’s line about being the worst shooter in Detroit was just brilliant

    • @BoopBoop508
      @BoopBoop508 Před 6 lety +3

      But blake wasnt lol

    • @Verbally.autistic
      @Verbally.autistic Před 6 lety +1

      borgus schmorgus i think that goes to shaq. He could miss every 3 but dunk like a king

    • @Verbally.autistic
      @Verbally.autistic Před 6 lety +29

      In All Kinds Of Weather lol but the Kendall Jenner rebound joke got me dead.

    • @brownhippy
      @brownhippy Před 6 lety +22

      worst shooter should be andre drummond

    • @BoopBoop508
      @BoopBoop508 Před 6 lety

      @@brownhippy andre gonna be shooting 2 3s a game with a 33% 3pt percentage

  • @theedisonparkeboys7698
    @theedisonparkeboys7698 Před 4 lety +493

    Blake just roasted Jeff on his appearance. Jeff roasted him on everything.

    • @alnika6153
      @alnika6153 Před 3 lety +31

      Well, Jeff’s appearance is his everything...

    • @codyeble0713
      @codyeble0713 Před 3 lety +19

      Ya outside of Jeff Ross's appearance and him roasting people.. he doesn't really have anything

    • @JayRamahi3810
      @JayRamahi3810 Před 2 lety +3

      @@codyeble0713 that’s not true. He’s had a wo…wait 🤔

    • @ChristelVinot
      @ChristelVinot Před 2 lety +2

      yeah but blake performed so well...

    • @JohnM0rris
      @JohnM0rris Před 2 lety +1

      Cuz Jeff is pretty lame💀💀. It's only fun to punch up, not punch down lol

  • @cmines73
    @cmines73 Před 5 lety +1235

    Jeff Ross got paid off to take it easy on Blake lol, he's a professional roaster and this is the tamest I've ever seen him

    • @tannerjoseph3108
      @tannerjoseph3108 Před 4 lety +12

      재커리 most likely

    • @astroreflux
      @astroreflux Před 4 lety +73

      the whole thing is scripted bro lmao

    • @Webbie2689
      @Webbie2689 Před 4 lety +15

      Yazamuto I’m not even sure Jeff would agree with you on that. Giraldo is the GOAT.

    • @OhTotallyFTW
      @OhTotallyFTW Před 4 lety +1

      Watch his Roasts on WWE Superstars

    • @WaqasKhan-nz2bm
      @WaqasKhan-nz2bm Před 4 lety

      @Your Majesty fasho even jeff ross said that greg was better then him

  • @nesseihtgnay9419
    @nesseihtgnay9419 Před 6 lety +646

    "Your joke lasted longer than your season." Was epic XD

  • @tylerostrum6355
    @tylerostrum6355 Před 5 lety +1150

    Whoever was doing the sound effects needs to relax 😂

    • @radicallybean
      @radicallybean Před 5 lety +37

      they did TWO SHOTS when they mentioned JFK 💀

    • @snoopsistired
      @snoopsistired Před 4 lety +1

      Brandon Diaz I didn’t notice that lmao

    • @Quagmire2310
      @Quagmire2310 Před 4 lety

      True xD

    • @Godly-Beard
      @Godly-Beard Před 4 lety +1

      @@radicallybean I was crying laughing at that joke at how he dresed like his son😂💀💀

  • @Yalditours
    @Yalditours Před 4 lety +333

    Pete Davidson’s reaction right at the end to Blake getting a participation medal, is the best part of this entire thing.

    • @King_of_Apathy
      @King_of_Apathy Před 2 lety +19

      exactly, i came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed that.

    • @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422
      @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 Před 2 lety +5

      @@King_of_Apathy same. but don't get it 100%.

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511 Před 2 lety +17

      @@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 Pete thinks it weak to give Blake a participation reward. Any real comic has to fail a lot of times before they earn that win.

    • @ChrisTopher-vh8tu
      @ChrisTopher-vh8tu Před 2 lety +3

      Hahah I was thinking the same thing

    • @ChrisTopher-vh8tu
      @ChrisTopher-vh8tu Před 2 lety +13

      @@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 he said it’s annoying how talented Blake is.. I think he was annoyed that Jeff stroked Blake’s ego with that, after he lost.. he gave him a medal (that was obviously already prepared) for already being a star and trying lol

  • @danperch3034
    @danperch3034 Před 5 lety +607

    The clippers one was good. I’m surprised Blake held his weight up real good.

    • @alexanderrose1071
      @alexanderrose1071 Před 5 lety +4

      Dan Perch he had his jokes written for him, but he did a solid job delivering them

    • @Prutswerk
      @Prutswerk Před 5 lety +1

      Jeff Ross ghostwrited Blakes jokes and his delivery was awful.

  • @bmiliten
    @bmiliten Před 6 lety +1164

    That Clippers joke by Blake is so underrated.

    • @greenbitch421
      @greenbitch421 Před 6 lety +14

      Not really. We got it. Didn't take alot of digging

    • @danwest9628
      @danwest9628 Před 6 lety +2

      Well duh everyone got it. It wasn't a hard joke to get. The fact though is it had me in stitches. And yes I also feel it was underrated. I'm pretty sure that was my second favorite joke of the whole night

    • @straightoutofstockton
      @straightoutofstockton Před 6 lety

      Agreed

    • @jabarak1
      @jabarak1 Před 6 lety +1

      What was the joke? It went over my head.

    • @straightoutofstockton
      @straightoutofstockton Před 6 lety +1

      @@jabarak1 Jeff's bald and Blake use to play for the clippers nba team so that was the joke it was pretty funny that they both got fucked by the clippers

  • @DoctorCataclysm
    @DoctorCataclysm Před 4 lety +1691

    The red shirts and the sound effects need to go away.

  • @nat6704
    @nat6704 Před 3 lety +83

    Ross and Griffin have such awesome chemistry on stage, considering how they were pushing boundaries at the end. LOVED IT.

  • @BigGame12
    @BigGame12 Před 6 lety +737

    "Blake Griffin, Peter Griffin, let's roast!"

  • @danieljones6389
    @danieljones6389 Před 6 lety +3509

    Imagine if Jeff didn't hold back

    • @SethKasso
      @SethKasso Před 6 lety +199

      Daniel Jones Blake would have just yelled at the ref then cried and blamed Draymond

    • @jozilee2098
      @jozilee2098 Před 6 lety +14

      Exactly!

    • @carryeveryday910
      @carryeveryday910 Před 6 lety +28

      Blame would walk off the stage after two jokes lmao.

    • @thetomster7625
      @thetomster7625 Před 6 lety +56

      I mean Blake performed well enough... but who wrote his lines?

    • @tuavaresm
      @tuavaresm Před 6 lety +5

      the TOMSTER thinking the same thing

  • @UnconditionalAJ03
    @UnconditionalAJ03 Před 4 lety +454

    Pete davidson’s face 😭 at the end when Jeff said “I’m making Blake griffin roast battle rookie of the year”

    • @thatcheesy1liner383
      @thatcheesy1liner383 Před 4 lety +33

      Dude I caught that shit too. I didn't think anyone else saw that, Blake was sooo bad. Pete knew it, he was just being nice.

    • @Joker_0o
      @Joker_0o Před 4 lety +50

      Pete did the jerk off sign at the end when he said he was rookie of the year

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu Před 4 lety +20

      Right?! And he says 'Oh my god...'

  • @UmBungo
    @UmBungo Před 4 lety +204

    Did anyone else notice Pete doing the “wanker/jerk” hand gesture and rolling his eyes at the end after Jeff decided to make Blake rookie champ?

  • @HeyYaKnow
    @HeyYaKnow Před 4 lety +1842

    Plot twist: Jeff Ross wrote Blake’s jokes..

    • @SoggySlopster
      @SoggySlopster Před 4 lety +37

      Except he didn't and Ross has a whole team for his

    • @alcappacino
      @alcappacino Před 4 lety +56

      @@SoggySlopster that's not true you moron.

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone Před 4 lety +9

      I could see that... He wants the show to be good... Even award hosts get writing teams

    • @jordanrodriguez6412
      @jordanrodriguez6412 Před 4 lety +7

      @@SoggySlopster why are you such a bitch? Lmao

    • @aliancemd
      @aliancemd Před 4 lety +11

      Obviously the “stars” get help(other people write their jokes), since they are not comedians.

  • @thomasmacgruber6701
    @thomasmacgruber6701 Před 5 lety +1121

    The prop people are cringe

  • @theANSWER4MVP
    @theANSWER4MVP Před 6 lety +670

    That kendall rebound joke was vicious....damn! LMAO That was the knockout...blake recovered a bit but it was over

    • @wirelesmike73
      @wirelesmike73 Před 6 lety +16

      That joke is what roasting is all about.

    • @armacanqui
      @armacanqui Před 6 lety +11

      The joke wasn’t about the girl; she/her family was simply a gateway to give Blake shit (which is what roasting is about). That joke had so many Inception-like layers that it’s no surprise Jeff saved it for the end 😂

    • @Gerrrden
      @Gerrrden Před 6 lety

      It was iight

    • @TheK1t3
      @TheK1t3 Před 6 lety

      There was no coming back from that.

    • @filipmilic7198
      @filipmilic7198 Před 6 lety +2

      When Blake was saying like the last girl Jeff Ross fucked, if Jeff said "it was your mom", the audience would die lol

  • @jondoe384
    @jondoe384 Před 3 lety +163

    people are roasting blake but they dont realize how difficult it is to have stage presence with almost zero standup background

  • @teslacybertruck750
    @teslacybertruck750 Před 4 lety +1565

    The people in red should get roasted theyre so cringey.

    • @miracle9744
      @miracle9744 Před 4 lety +11

      Ik

    • @karencarney7595
      @karencarney7595 Před 4 lety +42

      I bet they found them thru a Craigslist ad for extra's

    • @brextenmulti3270
      @brextenmulti3270 Před 3 lety +15

      I think that’s the point

    • @BrewedCoffeeBean
      @BrewedCoffeeBean Před 3 lety +3

      Tesla Cyber Truck i was checking to see if anyone else thought the same 😭

    • @mhouston2968
      @mhouston2968 Před 3 lety +4

      Nah I've seen them in these roast battle videos from some club, I don't really get it, the comments for those videos are harsh too..nobody likes them it seems, no clue why they keep getting hired

  • @braedensteele3184
    @braedensteele3184 Před 6 lety +516

    underrated joke, jeff called him a space jam alien.

    • @danieldvorak8715
      @danieldvorak8715 Před 5 lety +1

      Braeden Steele no such thing as an under rated joke, it’s either funny or it’s not.

  • @PwNn00bzFTW
    @PwNn00bzFTW Před 6 lety +411

    Best joke of the night," That last joke, lasted longer than any of your seasons." - Pete Davidson

    • @jesuschavez3766
      @jesuschavez3766 Před 6 lety +4

      lmao!!! HE WAS HIGH AF!!!

    • @drawdengod
      @drawdengod Před 6 lety +4

      The joke about how Kendall is like clippers, trading Blake for another basketball player also funny too

    • @djaznballa2324
      @djaznballa2324 Před 5 lety

      Was that supposed to be a Blake being injury prone joke or a Clippers (now Pistons) always losing early in the playoffs joke?

    • @s8ba
      @s8ba Před 5 lety +1

      That last joke lasted longer than Pete’s relationship with Ariana.

  • @curtisjordan5303
    @curtisjordan5303 Před 3 lety +157

    Jeff Ross killed him with that rebound joke. He took the show.

  • @gregoryc5431
    @gregoryc5431 Před 6 lety +113

    Blake represented, but Jeff took it easy on him and still won😂😂 he's insane in the membrane!

  • @MaximusA444
    @MaximusA444 Před 5 lety +1062

    Jeff looks like a diabetic 12 year old Polish boy from 1950

    • @deservetobeheard
      @deservetobeheard Před 5 lety +3

      😂😂😂

    • @sonnydortmund1513
      @sonnydortmund1513 Před 5 lety +2

      Shingle Shuffle LMFAOOO 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrCHI2cool
      @MrCHI2cool Před 5 lety +10

      It takes a lot for a post to make me verbally laugh.

    • @xamurai00
      @xamurai00 Před 5 lety

      4 alternate accounts to make this shit comment seem great.

    • @stepfaniebarba
      @stepfaniebarba Před 5 lety +1

      This is the best comment. If only the battle jokes had been this good

  • @greasykremlin7193
    @greasykremlin7193 Před 5 lety +248

    Lol why does Blake Griffin dressed in the clothes they start you out in 2k 😂

  • @theavengedrev8203
    @theavengedrev8203 Před 4 lety +53

    9:20 Someone in the crowd said "That was racist". Lady do you have any idea where you are?

  • @julius7949
    @julius7949 Před 6 lety +191

    Jeff Ross looks like Pitbull if his music career never took off and worked for a firm agency insead

  • @hormello
    @hormello Před 5 lety +576

    Pete's shaaaade at Jeff naming Blake roast rookie of the year 17:39 😂😂😂

    • @1beat2hearts
      @1beat2hearts Před 5 lety +59

      Lol i had to search the comments to see if anyone else caught that!!

    • @americanpresident2881
      @americanpresident2881 Před 5 lety +12

      Missed it the first time, nice call, it made me laugh, you got to love that reaction!

    • @rosshristan1396
      @rosshristan1396 Před 5 lety +6

      Why? He didnt like that decision, did he?

    • @alwaysamysteryyes2021
      @alwaysamysteryyes2021 Před 4 lety +16

      I dont get it....he said Blake did well and that he's a huge fan, why act upset at calling him rookie of the year?

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs Před 4 lety +3

      @@1beat2hearts Right? Just did the same thing!

  • @jaylenmiller4790
    @jaylenmiller4790 Před 6 lety +518

    Jeff got the Cavs finals outfit on😂

  • @sergeantplays4413
    @sergeantplays4413 Před 4 lety +35

    “Blake Griffin, Peter Griffin, let’s roast” 😂😂

  • @kgot7436
    @kgot7436 Před 4 lety +831

    Blake was funny, but he wasn’t ready for Jeff Ross lol

    • @princeoftheves1549
      @princeoftheves1549 Před 4 lety +26

      He wasn't even that funny. The crowd was ready to laugh at all of his joke no matter what.

    • @amandawortham3399
      @amandawortham3399 Před 4 lety +2

      Griffin c'mon dawg

    • @Lina-ws3by
      @Lina-ws3by Před 4 lety +13

      blake was good jeff went easy though

    • @GrootmanSipho
      @GrootmanSipho Před 4 lety +11

      Jeff had at least 2 jokes that weren't even funny. All of Blake's jokes were clever except that last one, which shouldn't have even counted because, it was an extra joke... Blake should have won

    • @stoybenxi7395
      @stoybenxi7395 Před 3 lety +2

      Y’all know Jeff could have fucking destroyed him

  • @stonaldinho1178
    @stonaldinho1178 Před 4 lety +331

    If Jeff Ross had Pete Davidson's eyes he'd be Uncle Fester.

  • @JohnSmith-jt5ee
    @JohnSmith-jt5ee Před 4 lety +511

    It feels like Jeff Ross gave himself the nickname Roastmaster General and no one cared enough to argue with him about it

    • @roccohowell7557
      @roccohowell7557 Před 4 lety +16

      John Smith Pete Davidson’s warned Bieber before he did his roast. He said Jeff’s gonna to humiliate you kid.

    • @Proposal12
      @Proposal12 Před 3 lety +8

      @@roccohowell7557 Jeff is untouchable at roasting and with bieber kevin hart was brutal as well...Pete davidson isn´t funny

    • @cuylshepherdton7437
      @cuylshepherdton7437 Před 3 lety +3

      I think the guy above me spelled Jeff Ross wrong. Somehow it came out as Pete Davison

    • @King_of_Apathy
      @King_of_Apathy Před 2 lety +1

      because after Geraldo died he could claim his open seat, though now its exactly like blake said, everyone knows Anthony is the GOAT

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 Před 2 lety

      @@Proposal12 he might be third best now that so many better ones have died.

  • @jagotiberan2181
    @jagotiberan2181 Před 2 lety +15

    He had Jeff Ross on the ropes with that “we both got f***ed over by the clippers” joke 😂

  • @dreww8941
    @dreww8941 Před 5 lety +866

    The hype men and sound effects were wack

    • @DJMichaelAngelo
      @DJMichaelAngelo Před 5 lety +39

      if by wack you mean awful & distracting, then yes you are correct sir

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow Před 4 lety +1

      nah

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow Před 4 lety +2

      @@DJMichaelAngelo "wack"? This dude is stuck in 1996.

    • @royceisthebestrapper7686
      @royceisthebestrapper7686 Před 4 lety +6

      Thomas Rainbow they clearly take away from the performance

    • @PositiveZ7
      @PositiveZ7 Před 4 lety +1

      Do you even get comedy? This was perfect. Not to serious, keeps it unpredictable, and when the roasters do great it elevates their killer jokes. When the roasters bomb the WAVE keep us entertained.

  • @jonnyquest8774
    @jonnyquest8774 Před 5 lety +609

    These guys were both great, but the hype stuff with the sound effects and people jumping around was stupid. Like most TV today, the stupid side stuff nearly ruined the talent on the stage. Nobody tunes in for the hype!

    • @estebanb7166
      @estebanb7166 Před 5 lety +3

      Many people tune in for the hype. That's why they do it. Market research.

    • @WWF247
      @WWF247 Před 5 lety +11

      jonnyQuest I totally agree. When it comes to comedy, I don’t need the hype after the punch line.

    • @alexanderrose1071
      @alexanderrose1071 Před 5 lety +6

      The funniest part about this comment is that these things you mention had nothing to do with tv or producing.
      Roast battle started out as a weekly show at the Comedy Store in LA, and these things were already part of the show.
      They exist because not all the battles are funny and they need punch ups.

    • @GtsAntoni1
      @GtsAntoni1 Před 5 lety +3

      It’s quite an integral part of the roast scene. I enjoy it.

    • @joshuacunningham1192
      @joshuacunningham1192 Před 5 lety +2

      @@alexanderrose1071 I was going to say the same thing. They have other side stuff that wasn't in this episode. It all comes from the show that has been going on for a lot longer than the tv series. They had the wave, they had some racist dude and all sorts of other schticks that probably didn't make it to television because of people being so soft and PC, brittle spirit, ect.

  • @Rickyfyied
    @Rickyfyied Před 5 lety +297

    Morgan Freeman BLEACHED! hahahahahha

  • @andrewcox2235
    @andrewcox2235 Před 3 lety +42

    In my opinion, it literally was about a tie until Jeff got into the Kendall stuff. Blake did good, but his ex still leads him in rebounds😂

  • @AlexCavanMusic
    @AlexCavanMusic Před 5 lety +309

    Please tell me more people saw Petes reaction to Jeff giving Blake the "rookie" award? Hahahahaha

  • @jowazup1
    @jowazup1 Před 6 lety +290

    Hilarious how Jeff Ross already roasts Blake Griffin with his entrance into the arena as though he was an NBA superstar!

    • @mikecantreed
      @mikecantreed Před 6 lety +7

      Maximilian good joke

    • @Mrking813
      @Mrking813 Před 6 lety

      @@chopstix4L harden,russ,nick young, mat barnes, gilbert arenas there are alot ass

    • @juanguzman8034
      @juanguzman8034 Před 6 lety +10

      Jeff roasted the entire NBA with that suit.

    • @elizahhoward3923
      @elizahhoward3923 Před 6 lety

      Forreal from that point on i knew it was on

  • @eel1331
    @eel1331 Před 5 lety +101

    "you look like an albino that god cooked too long" LMFAO

  • @petkokrushev3840
    @petkokrushev3840 Před 2 lety +18

    I think the joke : "It's just Niki makes it hard" flew over the heads

  • @Robotdad474
    @Robotdad474 Před 5 lety +402

    Why does it seem like Jeff is barely digging into his bag of roasts and Blake seems like he’s running out quick lol

    • @DKLONGHORN
      @DKLONGHORN Před 5 lety +89

      Cause he's not a pro comedian.

    • @amadeusgarcia3885
      @amadeusgarcia3885 Před 5 lety +80

      Probably because Jeff has been a comedian for years and Blake, while funny, has a career in basketball?

    • @clevertaco328
      @clevertaco328 Před 5 lety +15

      He held back

    • @oscarinacan
      @oscarinacan Před 5 lety +6

      @@clevertaco328 - ha. Ross is the roastmaster general. Off the cuff he is the best. with written material I'd say a tie between him, Jeselnik, and Geraldo. grif's delivery wasn't the best

    • @vgbombay5435
      @vgbombay5435 Před 4 lety +2

      Why is this even a question lmao

  • @Figs3
    @Figs3 Před 6 lety +97

    I will give Blake Griffin props. He's not a comedian and going up against Jeff Ross is deserving of respect. They don't call him Roast Master for nothing.

    • @maharajahdann
      @maharajahdann Před 6 lety

      Tis what they call me, too. Yo mama, predominantly.

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 Před 6 lety +4

      @@maharajahdann I'm more impressed you did a yo mama joke in 2018.

  • @PrsntDayPrsntTime
    @PrsntDayPrsntTime Před 5 lety +102

    Holy shit the side cheerleaders and sound effects are annoying!

  • @vincentohara1579
    @vincentohara1579 Před 4 lety +117

    Jeez, Pitbull really let himself go, what happened chico

    • @maryam8818
      @maryam8818 Před 3 lety +2

      @Luke Clifton good one ahaha

  • @erikpuka2627
    @erikpuka2627 Před 6 lety +681

    If Jeff wanted he could have murdered Blake on this.He just wanted to be nice.

    • @brenum9546
      @brenum9546 Před 6 lety +2

      erik puka you’re very dumb

    • @erikpuka2627
      @erikpuka2627 Před 6 lety +61

      @@brenum9546 No you are very dumb.Jeff is in piedestal of roasting.Either he was awful here or he was holding back.Dude can roast everything.Even a piece of wood.

    • @de5595
      @de5595 Před 6 lety +5

      Agreed. I do feel like Blake was better than expected

    • @-M0LE
      @-M0LE Před 6 lety +6

      Brody no YOU are dumb Jeff is king of roasts DO YOUR RESEARCH

    • @terdmanator1236
      @terdmanator1236 Před 6 lety +1

      @@brenum9546 fucking dumbass

  • @gbrieedis5763
    @gbrieedis5763 Před 6 lety +318

    Anyone else noticed that Jeff dressed up like LeBron James?

    • @xDreMack
      @xDreMack Před 5 lety +4

      GBrieeedis well he does state that he's the LeBron of roasting

    • @timstryker3751
      @timstryker3751 Před 5 lety +5

      Oh I didn't notice that I thought he was supposed to be the guy from AC/DC

    • @PNL_King
      @PNL_King Před 5 lety

      Tim Stryker Angus young

    • @superheated
      @superheated Před 5 lety

      Lmao when I saw lebron in those suit shorts I was dying

  • @AngelGarcia-he8rf
    @AngelGarcia-he8rf Před 5 lety +157

    I liked that roast of Blake Griffin how he said it looks like we Both got Fucked over by the Clippers😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @kiruus
    @kiruus Před 3 lety +29

    I know Jeff Ross wore a wacky outfit because he was hoping that Blake would roast him by his clothes not his actual life

    • @Jason918114
      @Jason918114 Před 2 lety

      Blake's wearing a black t-shirt and tight jeans tho... I'm poor and have the same outift

  • @HaightTheGreat
    @HaightTheGreat Před 6 lety +311

    Blake did ok for a 7ft ginger cookie

  • @aalegge
    @aalegge Před 6 lety +435

    Damn, Blake really held his own

    • @gad9230
      @gad9230 Před 6 lety +24

      *ghost writer?*

    • @scottishjimmy9813
      @scottishjimmy9813 Před 6 lety +4

      Alden Legge I think he must known what JR is going to say as he already had specific responses prepared to some of the roasts

    • @ryry9262
      @ryry9262 Před 6 lety

      yea, i know hes done a little stand up and is a pretty funny weird guy.

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner Před 6 lety +7

      @@gad9230 definitely had his shit written for him

    • @napochulo
      @napochulo Před 6 lety

      Oh no question mark needed on the end of that. Of course someone wrote his jokes.

  • @markbensley138
    @markbensley138 Před 5 lety +260

    Jeff had so many opportunities to say "your mom" with that last joke from Blake

    • @ishmael802
      @ishmael802 Před 5 lety +25

      That would have been to easy and weak. But Jeff Ross is a professional.

    • @ishmael802
      @ishmael802 Před 5 lety +8

      Too easy. Jeff Ross is a professional

    • @randomwolf662
      @randomwolf662 Před 4 lety +14

      Jeff ross is the goat roaster he ain't using jokes that you'd use when you're 15 bro

    • @williamb8845
      @williamb8845 Před 4 lety +2

      “Don’t bring your mother into this”

    • @ernestomurillo9484
      @ernestomurillo9484 Před 4 lety +2

      That’s unoriginal

  • @NothingState
    @NothingState Před 4 lety +51

    Blake's last joke would have been great if it lasted like 5 seconds, making it stretch out that long turns it into an attempt to win a crowd with bullying. Jeff didn't respond with a joke on purpose to see how far his guest would take it.

    • @StatusQuonald
      @StatusQuonald Před 2 lety +6

      Could've easily rebounded with "ask your mom"

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 Před rokem

      I don’t agree about the bullying part but I do agree that the punchline would’ve worked better if it were shorter

  • @kevinyap1212
    @kevinyap1212 Před 5 lety +102

    the kendall jenner parts killed blake lmao

  • @thesmoothgoat
    @thesmoothgoat Před 6 lety +83

    I love how Pete mentioned Greg Geraldo. He truly was the best roast master. RIP

  • @poet253rd
    @poet253rd Před 6 lety +9

    Pete after the roast:
    “Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain’t calling...”

  • @pulkitrustagi6904
    @pulkitrustagi6904 Před 4 lety +164

    lol when Jeff names Blake "rookie of the year"... look at Pete Davidson 17:40

    • @ceomusic7
      @ceomusic7 Před 4 lety +4

      yeh i didnt get what he was saying, any clue?

    • @pulkitrustagi6904
      @pulkitrustagi6904 Před 4 lety +2

      Bra The Ele I feel he said “Oh Please”, but that seems too plain for Something that came outta Pete’s mouth, I’m not sure😵😵

    • @OGNibblybits
      @OGNibblybits Před 4 lety

      Lol spotting

    • @DanielPfender
      @DanielPfender Před 4 lety +1

      I think he was talking about the jerk-off motion

    • @justineady9019
      @justineady9019 Před 4 lety +8

      The wank motion is basically insinuating that Jeff is being too modest by titling Blake Rookie of the Year

  • @StevenGregoryJayy
    @StevenGregoryJayy Před 5 lety +136

    Jeff is brutal lol... He was holding back too 😂 he really coulda demolished Blake Griffin

    • @JohnSmith-pg9ns
      @JohnSmith-pg9ns Před 5 lety +8

      That's what I was thinking. He has gone way harder doing the comedy Central roasts.

    • @fernie2583
      @fernie2583 Před 5 lety

      I agree with you 💯%!!

    • @gage6704
      @gage6704 Před 5 lety

      Jeff did roast him though. That last joke from Blake was horrible. He said let's talk about the last girl that Jeff fucked. And didnt continue the joke. He just said ummm. Ummm. If he continued it would have been better. Not saying Blake didnt have good jokes because he made me laugh insanely hard, but the last joke was rode out to long. Jeff is the roast master general.

    • @gage6704
      @gage6704 Před 5 lety

      The kendall and Bruce Jenner jokes were brutal.

    • @danielflipsvegas1949
      @danielflipsvegas1949 Před 5 lety

      gage hall I don’t know.. the ending when he told him that he has had sex and how whoever wins he wants a rematch.. that whole sequence Jeff came across as defeated or suspected it while Blake looked at the very least confident in his performance. I think when that girl judge said you fuckin won Jeff, she said it as if doing him a favor so that he doesn’t lose. Same with Pete. They gave him the win and even Jeff at the end acknowledges the undeserved win by giving Blake the 🏅

  • @sempsta1
    @sempsta1 Před 6 lety +209

    Blake actually delivered funny executions🔥😂

  • @goatneck
    @goatneck Před 6 lety +164

    my favorite joke: the rebounds joke

  • @StudMacher96
    @StudMacher96 Před rokem +3

    “Morgan freeman bleached.” 😂😂😂 I’m dead

  • @thisanailen5274
    @thisanailen5274 Před 5 lety +180

    Jeff is holding back

    • @da8765
      @da8765 Před 5 lety +9

      New age we live in ..sad

    • @GtsAntoni1
      @GtsAntoni1 Před 5 lety +6

      Yep, and Blake had lines fed to him. It was like a charity event.

    • @nehashrestha3894
      @nehashrestha3894 Před 5 lety

      I agree

    • @PositiveZ7
      @PositiveZ7 Před 4 lety

      Agreed, but they both are. When anything is aired on TV or CZcams these roasters have to toe the line. It takes skill when you can't just say what pops into your mind. Imagine all the FCC and corporate people sweating what comes next

  • @redd3032
    @redd3032 Před 6 lety +292

    I don't know ow how much he actually wrote but Blake had some really good jokes

    • @j.r.w7636
      @j.r.w7636 Před 6 lety +14

      redd you ever seen his standup I think he writes

    • @IPADallas
      @IPADallas Před 6 lety +9

      Dudes actually solid with his jokes

    • @ericktm
      @ericktm Před 6 lety +21

      redd even if you don’t believe he wore his own jokes, the delivery was impeccable. If those were not his jokes, he made them his own the way he handled himself.

    • @bossHogOG
      @bossHogOG Před 6 lety +1

      I know. Not a goddamn word of it

    • @Sickler_1
      @Sickler_1 Před 6 lety +2

      redd he’s writes. If you watch his Kevin hart interview he talks about wanting to be a stand up comedian.

  • @Yumi
    @Yumi Před 6 lety +588

    Pete Davidson 17:41 lmfao

    • @joemomma7161
      @joemomma7161 Před 6 lety +6

      Yumi what was that about ?

    • @nath147
      @nath147 Před 6 lety +28

      basically calling blake griffin a wanker.

    • @DSols-ws3yl
      @DSols-ws3yl Před 6 lety +1

      Omg yumi I love your CZcams channel.

    • @m3li0r42
      @m3li0r42 Před 6 lety

      ayyy i love your content lol

    • @aliasanew3398
      @aliasanew3398 Před 6 lety +4

      LMFAOOOO guess he really hates made up metals 🤣

  • @HokiePitcher22
    @HokiePitcher22 Před 2 lety +8

    "Your now the worst shooter in the most violent city in america.."
    Wow. 🤣

  • @deetrain8867
    @deetrain8867 Před 6 lety +310

    Blake did surprisingly well, considering he went against a pro.

    • @peterjohnson5871
      @peterjohnson5871 Před 6 lety +22

      Dee Train to be fair, Jeff seemed to hold back.

    • @TheJuan_N_0nly
      @TheJuan_N_0nly Před 5 lety +4

      I feel like this was scripted.. Jeff would have took him out in the first five jokes... Probably make Blake cry..

    • @prettystrangearoundhere6405
      @prettystrangearoundhere6405 Před 5 lety +1

      Dee Train but the “pro” wasn’t trying...

    • @AmanSingh-bt1rx
      @AmanSingh-bt1rx Před 5 lety

      Interestingly that also could also be said about his past few NBA seasons

    • @QuesadillaJay
      @QuesadillaJay Před 5 lety

      Jeff probably wrote his lines anyway

  • @hugodecroix294
    @hugodecroix294 Před 6 lety +367

    Jeff Ross won but blake could have won if his last joke wasn't that bad

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 Před 6 lety +8

      hugo decroix technically they gave him an extra joke since he went first. It should have ended on Jeff. If it were boxing Jeff ended with a haymaker that completely knocked Blake off his feet and he tried throwing some desperation punches but at that point the round was over.

    • @marebbpc
      @marebbpc Před 6 lety

      the joke should have been a female comedian that ross didnt pay or give credit to (thus fucked her) or something along those lines

    • @claiminglight
      @claiminglight Před 6 lety +1

      I think he got staggered by the rebound joke.

    • @bageda3109
      @bageda3109 Před 5 lety

      I thought he would say «your mom»

  • @departmentofdate2263
    @departmentofdate2263 Před 6 lety +257

    This is good, except it’s a big circus. There are way too many sound effects, gimmicks. Keep it simple.

    • @dukethehero4907
      @dukethehero4907 Před 6 lety +16

      Right I love roast battle but all the gimmick shit ruins it for me I'll be laughing enjoying a joke and those cunts come on stage to do something and it ruins my laughter.

    • @DruDawsyn
      @DruDawsyn Před 6 lety +1

      Watch "Roast Me" on All Def Digital

    • @dcta51
      @dcta51 Před 6 lety +1

      Too many people too

    • @CeeWorld69
      @CeeWorld69 Před 6 lety

      Department of Date stfu, those were good

    • @TaintedPeter
      @TaintedPeter Před 6 lety

      CeeWorld na not at all

  • @DancingBlueMLBCatGamer
    @DancingBlueMLBCatGamer Před 3 lety +45

    Blake was legitimately leading until Jeff did that last bit.

    • @colecooper5836
      @colecooper5836 Před 2 lety +4

      It was close until the last bit by Jeff, and then it wasn't even debatable anymore, he fried him.

  • @crabmanboyjake2077
    @crabmanboyjake2077 Před 6 lety +70

    Jeff held back, I was kinda hoping he'd try a little harder, still funny

  • @crodriguez7316
    @crodriguez7316 Před 6 lety +41

    Jeff Ross was just being nice!💪😂

  • @kevinthecherry8374
    @kevinthecherry8374 Před 6 lety +56

    Lmfao Pete when Jeff Ross made Blake "rookie of the year" 17:42

  • @jeredalmeida1880
    @jeredalmeida1880 Před 4 lety +41

    I love how Pete gives respect to Greg Giraldo. He was truly the best at this and I can see how Pete is influenced by him

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle Před 6 lety +208

    Fr Blake is top ten roasters on this show and definitely had the potential to do this professionally

    • @andreaschasiotis8977
      @andreaschasiotis8977 Před 6 lety +21

      Mo 2k I think the job he already has is a bit better.

    • @alenajackson8386
      @alenajackson8386 Před 6 lety +1

      Mo 2k facts he really creative with his jokes

    • @roch8593
      @roch8593 Před 6 lety +6

      Writers

    • @dog-tc5uc
      @dog-tc5uc Před 6 lety +3

      Alena Jackson you think he wrote them?

    • @sempsta1
      @sempsta1 Před 6 lety

      He the type who used to roast/bully kiddos in hs 😂

  • @AnthonyCult
    @AnthonyCult Před 5 lety +71

    Just watched this, I'm disappointed they didnt reference blake as the second white person pretending to be black in Detroit

  • @stinkyrhinoproductions2109
    @stinkyrhinoproductions2109 Před 5 lety +21

    When the judge is off shrooms, drinking and smoking🤣

  • @slav7221
    @slav7221 Před 3 lety +19

    Jeff walks out with the shorts and I’m like ok call it now 😂

  • @EditsByShady
    @EditsByShady Před 6 lety +62

    “Please welcome back for one night only” 😂😂

  • @bannequins
    @bannequins Před 6 lety +368

    Pete Davidson looks like uncle fester

    • @xExile7
      @xExile7 Před 6 lety +14

      Pete Davidson looks like the tallest tweaker on Fairfax

    • @Bobby_B0uche
      @Bobby_B0uche Před 6 lety +9

      Jeff looks like Uncle Fester had a baby with the Penguin off Batman

    • @hasitat1
      @hasitat1 Před 6 lety +1

      Either you don't know who Uncle Fester is or you don't know who Pete Davidson is

    • @Markymarc91
      @Markymarc91 Před 6 lety +4

      leave the roasting to the comedians you loser

    • @brandongood8620
      @brandongood8620 Před 6 lety +11

      He has butthole eyes

  • @kokopinos
    @kokopinos Před 6 lety +366

    They should get Conor McGregor on this, the man's a genius on the mic!

    • @spruceyourmoose
      @spruceyourmoose Před 5 lety +15

      kokopinos omg yes even though you can’t understand 80% of what he says

    • @maxoneill5208
      @maxoneill5208 Před 5 lety +7

      😂 just watch the khabib v mcregor he got roasted

    • @dspsaab7609
      @dspsaab7609 Před 5 lety +5

      He just says... you foookin beetch over and over

    • @dspsaab7609
      @dspsaab7609 Před 5 lety +1

      Blake looks like he stopped the roids... go look at his college photos vs this Blake griffin

    • @dspsaab7609
      @dspsaab7609 Před 5 lety

      They were both good

  • @romarioosborne589
    @romarioosborne589 Před 3 lety +10

    Blake griffin is so comfortable on stage and his jokes were really fire, especially going against the roast master himself

  • @ACRProduction
    @ACRProduction Před 6 lety +818

    They shoulda get Azelia Banks on this!

    • @ACRProduction
      @ACRProduction Před 6 lety +9

      au gust 😏

    • @cloak2756
      @cloak2756 Před 6 lety +34

      She will ruin it and they will end up dumping a lot of footage because she's going to keep crying, based on what Timothy said and what that episode showed, they ended up cutting a lot of footage. Azelia is garbage

    • @ACRProduction
      @ACRProduction Před 6 lety +18

      Cat Park I just wanted to see her cry again thats all.

    • @OgNightcrawler
      @OgNightcrawler Před 6 lety +19

      She would sue Jeff Ross 😂 she couldn't survive an Xbox live chat for cod lol

    • @cloak2756
      @cloak2756 Před 6 lety +5

      Cxdy, You wouldn't get to see that, the Wild, N Out clip where she was about to cry after DC roasted her was heavily edited, you would only see her eyes water, they will cut footage of the tears rolling and move to something else, 2 minutes was taken out of it, what you didn't see was nick cuddling her to stop her from crying, what you do see is nick removing his arms after hugging her.

  • @levied8970
    @levied8970 Před 6 lety +149

    Weighing in way more than he should 😂😂oh my chest😂😂

    • @MrBigBawls407
      @MrBigBawls407 Před 6 lety +1

      100 subs no videos What's on your chest? Jeff Ross?

    • @levied8970
      @levied8970 Před 6 lety

      @@MrBigBawls407 😂😂😂

  • @markyaus2011
    @markyaus2011 Před 5 lety +275

    Jeff probably wrote all Blake’s jokes for him

    • @WastedTalent83
      @WastedTalent83 Před 5 lety +21

      nah he was pretty natural it didn't look staged or prepared.

    • @evanbiter5969
      @evanbiter5969 Před 5 lety +24

      Nah. Anthony definitely did. The delivery and everything was Jeselnik's style.

    • @crockerakahops90sjumpmantexas
      @crockerakahops90sjumpmantexas Před 5 lety +2

      Shut up you petty ass hater

    • @RareHarmony
      @RareHarmony Před 5 lety +6

      @Fortnite To_Fight Someone with "Fortnite" in their name calling someone else a loser. Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.