How Hippo Meat Almost Saved America • Puppet History
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- This one's got it all! Hippos! Sworn enemies! TNT! Yes sir, it's an absolute rip-roaring start to yet another perfectly normal season in which everything is exactly as it seems.
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Created and hosted by Shane Madej
Writer: Garrett Werner
Producer: Lizzie Lockard
Director: Mark Celestino
Featuring: Ryan Bergara, Sara Rubin
Editor: Charlie Richardson
Original Music: Hughie Stone Fish, Patrick Volker, Shane Madej
Researcher: Kari Koeppel
Production Assistants: Olivia Cashman, Mary Grace Stephenson
Grip & Electric: Brendan Yoo
Sound: Kevin Bazell
Production Designer: Billy Jett
Art Director: Darren DeMatteis
Puppets by: Madison Girifalco (@mindovermadison)
Second Unit Production Supervisor: Brittney Lee
Second Unit Production Coordinator: Carter Lau
Second Unit Production Assistant: Olivia Cashman
Second Unit Grip & Electric: Jay Tran
Post Production Supervisor: Sam Young
Motion Graphics Animators: Mike Fox, Julia Capuano
Graphic Artist: Crystal Cheng
Assistant Editor: Frank Parker
Intern: Veronica Tullo
Head of Development: Katie LeBlanc
Head of Production: Lizzie Lockard
Executive Producers: Steven Lim, Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara
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SFX by Audioblocks
Logo Designed by Jennet Liaw
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As someone who hasn't watched puppet history before today, I've clearly picked the wrong episode to start with and the best one to start with
Lol now you can go back and watch all the old episodes while you wait for the new, they are really fun
ENJOY!
you gotta go back and watch the rest. Especially if you are already a fan of Shane and Ryan.
Same here
I am also that person and I’m absolutely in love and also extremely confused 😂
I like that Shane apologized for the lore at the beginning as if it’s not our favorite thing ever
I like that he apologized because I'm here for the fun, quirky, historical tales and don't care much about lore 😅
@@framgz6467 to each their own i guess
@@framgz6467 lier
I enjoy it in his personality and their banter, but having it as answers on the little pop quizzes was a bit too much.
The fact that he apologized and then we are obviously getting a lot more lore this season 😂
Late to the party, but Ryan brought up the elephant story. Apparently this woman worked with poachers that killed a relative of the elephant's (idk if it was the elephant's child or sibling, but elephants have incredibly strong familial bonds) a while ago. The elephant escaped an elephant sanctuary over 100 miles away from where the woman was killed, and between killing the woman and throwing her corpse around at the funeral, the elephant also trashed her house, but was noticeably docile and harmless to everyone else in the village. Do NOT mess with elephants.
Wow! This story reminds me of "Leaving Time" by Jodi Picoult. There's a lot of info regarding elephant grief.
An elephant never forgets.
It’s was a baby elephant that the lady helped poachers get
me too. if someone killed my kid, i'd travel 100 miles, kill the person, play soccer with the persons corpse, steal their stuff, and give it to their neighbors.
there's a saying in france "having the memory of an elephant" (remembering things reallly well for a long time) idk if it exists elsewhere, but it's precisely for this reason!
Ryan disassociating during the Hippo song and inability to process his win was literally the funniest thing I've every seen I CHOKED
Howwww he can keep a straight face in order to keep that part of the storyline going amazes me.
I'd like Very Hands Off Executive Producer Shane Madej to know the wait was worth it.
I second this.
I 3rd
He’s very busy listening to Ryan’s bluster about “ghosts” and collecting evidence on dust, he doesn’t have a lot of time for this ragtag show
An MORE entertaining Genie-creation than EVEN Aladdin's (Genie)
Most definitely!!! I loved it so much and looking forward to all the shananagins The Professor has in store for Ryan! Lol!🤪❤️🤣
Between the weird lighting and audio quality, the Professor's extra peppiness and freak out at the beginning, the notes and animations flying around during the beaver meat tangent, the Ghost Files moment, sudden discussion of vore, a weirdly horny musical number, the times the word “nipple” is said, Ryan winning, the lotion, and the whole ending scene, this episode is like having a very strange dream, and I mean that in a good way.
Don’t forget about that mysterious box!
and the professor glitching when he says "i guess we don't have to"!
I’m fully expecting the professor to let Ryan win every episode and give him stuff to turn him into a puppet so he can possess him only to have a weird finale fight with whatever is possessing Ryan in the Buzzfeed Unsolved lore
Nah did you see how he stared at Ryan when talking about flesh? He wants a human host
Professor McNasty vs Ricky Goldsworth: a battle for the ages.
Brilliant!
@@NotUlpoadingAnything no it will be the demon inside of McNasty vs the demon inside of Ryan (Ricky Goldsworth)
If he wanted to turn him into a puppet he would’ve made him eat jellybeans. Ngl it would be hilarious to see puppet versions of them dueling
I love that Shane apologized for the lore but not the vore
This needs more hecking likes
Very true
Where did he apologize?
😂😂😂
@@Toasty_Bear literally right at the beginning
This whole season is gonna be Ryan's personal purgatory of psychological torture for what happened.
What happened? What he did.
I foresee him winning a lot this season. However, the prizes will be stuff like more puppet lotion, or a pinned moth collection, sewing lessons with the Prof, or the all expense paid one way trip to the bottom of an abandoned well....
I hope soooo
This is gonna sound crazy, but… I think the Professor is actually part T-Rex now and is planning on EATING Ryan at the end of the season, that bottle of body cream being rubbed on at the end of this episode felt more like barbecue sauce to me.
@@t-rexcellentreviews1663 wicked
If my college history classes had had lore with puppets and genies, I would’ve gotten better grades.
Same but i’m in collage
Apparently actual history isn't interesting enough?? Jesus Christ we're all fucked...
@@jolinkarlsson8569 same. I also misspell college the same way every time.
No you wouldn't have. You would have just enjoyed it more.
My community college actually used puppets, so everyone that graduated now uses puppets to communicate at work.
the fact that the songs from puppet history aren’t on spotify is a crime
@@yumisayama4110I use Musi instead of Spotify, and they’re on there too!!
I think they're on itunes?
I've been SAYING this
They're on Soundcloud
If Shane sat down one day and wrote like a children’s fantasy series I just KNOW it would be DAMN good
Shane really, really, really needs to write a musical. His weird-ass lyricism is incredible
Very much Book of Mormon vibes
And it's musically satisfying, too!
That Flower Dance song about the most badass pirate ever from a previous Puppet History season is one of his best
Does the Hot Daga count?
Any musical by Shane Madej would rival that of the legendary creator of A Very Potter Musical
What we know:
-His eyes and color are off
-Genie voice popping in and out
-The twist of this story was impersonation
-The box is a source of power that cannot be interfered with
-Paranormal activity in the studio
-The lotion means something...
-Genie Lamp sightings
-The Professor's accessories fossilized, but did he?
... But let's not focus on lore 😂
I shouldn’t have saw the comments before watching the video 😅🤦♂️
The blue boy is back!!!!
And he was glitching occasionally
Ohhh noooooo. Either he's a ghost or just a hologram projected by the genie for some malicious reason or smthng...
@@grumlinfunker9704 I noticed that. It almost seems like Gene programmed a robot or hologram to run the show and it's powered by the box connected to the stage through the wire.
If Shane starts to incorporate characters from the HOTDAGA, therefore confirming that they take place in the same universe I will go insane. Make it happen boys
I still watch Dr GOONDIS at least once a month
YES!!!! I love hotdaga! And as far as I remember, didn't hotdaga end on a cliffhanger? Might be wrong, though.
@@1cattails you're right, and it ended on a major one too, rip gene who was French fries
@@starsandgalaxies1526 oh my gosh, I remember now!! I hope they get to finish that, but it might be that Buzzfeed owns the copyright to it.. Buzzfeed kinda sucks.
@@1cattails yeah 😔
i really wanna know how many mealtime talks sara has gotten from shane about the lore. i imagine shane being like "so he's gonna get eaten by a t-rex, but it's fine bc he gets reborn, and then he gets raised by a t-rex mom and a pterodactyl dad, and also there's a hologram that tries to kill ryan, and he gets defenestrated." and the whole time sara is just like "go on"
I love everything about this. The lore. Ryan's nervous dissociation. Sara. The fact Ryan won but it's almost certainly a trick. And the most insane song to date. It's chef's kiss.
Ryan had 4 points, Sara had 5
@@thatguyw773 What if we take away the extra points?
@@altanida1097 3 and 4
@@altanida1097 Sara got a point for her bunny and I forgot why Ryan got his point
The uncanny valley of this episode had me on edge the whole time. Lighting was off, little glitches, Ryan won??? And his prize was lotion and professor went all buffalo bill... we're entering a villain era
Right?? Like. For the first few minutes I couldn't tell what was making me uncomfy about the professor, but just knew it was something. Like this was so incredibly well done.
Yeah, the lighting was reddish. Hmmm.
i knew i wasn’t insane 😭
666th like
@@lyricalsilk Same! I thought my wireless earphones broke after I forgot to take them off before showering 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"If I was in the military, I'd be a deserter." hes so real for that
Shane better watch his back, because Sara and the Professor have CHEMISTRY
The lore has gotten INSANE
And I Love It!
much like THE LORE OF HISTORY
Ryan's redemption arc is going to be epic.
@@ChaoticHoly no redemption, he's heading for a fall.
Hahahaa I frigging love lore... give me more LORE! Hehehe 🤤 nom nom nom
This season is deep. Not only is the professor definitely not the professor, but there are sprinkling of lore everywhere. Even the "professor's" voice is muted slightly. Impressive
Okay so it wasn’t just my headphone’s being weird, I was like “why is the audio off???”
I think the lighting inside the puppet box is off too. Did anyone else notice that?
@@Karin_Allen yeah, and the guests have a more Grey backlighting too
@@Karin_Allen i think its just... the whole video. everything looks kinda washed out, and i'm doubtful that it was intentional
@@connithan7081 Don't be so sure, it's probably a very intentional hint that something is off.
43:46 I just finished the finale of the season and came to see if I missed any little clues, and yup, there they are, Shane literally spelled it all out for us 😂😂😂
In the unaltered time line looks like they did watch the end from the rock!
ok but can we appreciate the "does hair grow through the skull" reference at 43:46 one of ryan's top 10 iconic dumbass (affectionate) moments there
The professor is going to turn Ryan into a puppet, calling it now
Since Puppet Creme doesn't appear to be a new merch item, it does seem like it has to be for nefarious purposes...
That’s called divine karma folks!
Exactly what I though when he insisted on Ryan using it. That ain’t the real professor and he got something planned up those adorable sleeves
Ryan winning was the first clue something was up
Or a dinosaur. I'm getting some new "apex predator" vibes from the Professor
as soon as sara started going into the beaver thing i realized why she and shane work so well as a couple
Omg I never put together that they were partners lmao
Literally went "oh yeah, they're definitely perfect for each other"
Aren't they engaged?
@@tdsims1963 they are! iirc she posted about wedding dress shopping on ig a little bit ago
Ryan and The Professor have one of the most bizarrely charged dynamics I've ever seen
When is your fanfic coming out?
lol jk I agree
I feel like the puppet cream is either 1) prepping Ryan's body so that "The Professor" can posses him or otherwise take over his body in some way, or 2) it's going to slowly transform Ryan into puppet.
Ryan can't have just WON after all. It has to be some sort of a scheme to get back at him for the whole murder thing.
You were right
I feel like the hot daga was the training ground for the lore on this show and I'm very proud to see this talent blooming
It would be a weird, but not unexpected twist if the resurrection involved a hot dog witch named pam
@@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment IF MAIZY MAKES A COMEBACK, OR BETTER YET, JUMPS HERE THROUGH THAT TIME TRAVELLING MACHINE, I WOULD SCREAM.I remember the last episode of Hotdaga was them jumping into ' a cosmic butthole' just like the one which sucked in Professor. So there is a chance that the two worlds are connected.
@@satarupagingerkolay can you imagine an episode about a corn farmer or some shit then maizy is the musical guest
puppet history is truly the spiritual successor to the hot daga and im so happy it's so good. I could write an essay about how I liked the hot daga better than unsolved and was so sad it was never continued, and this is just the hot daga rising from the ashes reborn as a glorious phoenix
I have thought about the hot daga puppet history connection for a long time im glad someone said it
@@taliag09 The day this happens, I'll lose it.
Shane dressing up as a beaver for the Halloween episode of ghost files became so much better after Sara admitted to wanting to eat Beaver LMAO
😲
Ooohlalala
😥
everytime they talk about beavers i think of the gen-z slang episode where ryan gives meaning to the beaver emoji
I mean it could have gone the route that Sara actually really into women too >.> lol
“But the little blue ball-sack, as ryan lovingly calls him“ IM DIEING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shane really found a new way to torture Ryan without needing the Hot Doga, I love how Ryan can’t escape his crazy ass mind
that last scene was terrifying but there will never be anything scarier than the professor whispering to ryan to rub his puppet cream
All the while, looking at him like a hungry T-Rex would stare at his prey… prey being covered in barbecue sauce… I mean… body cream… yes… body cream…
Is Ryan going to turn into a puppet at the end of the season?
the watcher without context twt account is thriving this episode
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
@@footie_cn_ns9187 *I* was going to quote that!
"Colonizers fighting colonizers?" "Yeah fuck em" the best source of history
Granted, the Boers were probably better than the British in this instance
and yet Ryan still saying "i love that fritz guy" about a known coloniser and nazi :/
@@gl00myharvester Fritz mainly joined the nazis to quench his hate boner for the Brits
@@blurb9319 his motivations don't excuse him from being a Nazi. He still was complicit in the death and oppression of millions of innocents
@@gl00myharvester He was never directly involved in any actions involving the Jewish population and was mainly stationed in the US. He had no involvement in the Holocaust.
The way the Professor's eyes move JUST before the lights go out is so creepy. Loved how this new season kicked off!!
I love how the professors voice sounds different to normal, it's a great bit of foreshadowing.
Like, it sounds crunchy like it's coming through a phone call or something it's so fun
"I don't want to kill people."
That's a strong claim coming off of last season, RYAN BERGARA.
Came here to comment this😂
In defense of the Beef Boy, he wasn't trying to kill the Professor; he just made a deal with a genie, a demon, and the Devil without reading the fine print.
When he said that my first thought was "I successfully kill people"
@@novacommander4297 that is why you always read the fine print and never make deals with the devil.
People. Didn't say puppets! 😹
The juxtaposition between Ryan and Sara's reactions everytime it cuts back to them during the song is stupidly hysterical. Never gets old to see ryan slowly but surely having the soul sucked out of him via musical puppet theatre
Wait a minute… could the professor be stealing the soul from Ryan to keep himself there?
Can we just acknowledge that this episode's song was genuinely terrifying?
I had the EXACT same reaction as Shane with the elephant story, i didn't think the elephant was a dick i was thinking what the hell did that woman do to the poor elephant haha
Also.. fighting for Germany in WW1 a bad look? They werent much different than the English or French haha, it was just a grey area clusterfack, they weren't the fascist genocidal scum of WW2 haha
It's Ryan's /this is the bad place/ moment
Desperately needing Garrett back on this show. Man would wholeheartedly play along w the professor being a paranormal being now
NEED
Well, you kinda got your wish
ryan disassociating while sara giggles should be a meme format @39:01
Professor says the name “Sarah” so lovingly it makes me think something is happening between them.
Cant believe sarah would leave shane for the professor
@@connie6738 i mean who wouldn’t have you seen the professor 🥵🥵
@@user-qq3hj6pl8o TRUE 😍
Lovingly at the profits rolling in from merch!
After seeing Ryan’s disdain for three seasons of the Hot Daga I absolutely love that he’s now forced to participate in Shane’s bonkers lore
Ryan and Shane subjecting themselves and each other to things they hate repeatedly, together, is amazing.
It's truly beautiful. XD
the hot daga walked so puppet history could run
Burnham and the Black Panther sounds like a prime 'enemies to lovers' setup.
Wait did Shane make the puppet history theater himself?? That's so wholesome 😭
Hi! Late reply- I’m not sure if this current version was made by Shane cuz it looks spiffed up but Shane did make the original (the one with the pull curtain before they started animating it) and designed it!
Guys remember that Black Mirror episode where the widow realizes the grief bot will never *truly* be her husband because he doesn’t argue with her? ANYWAY-
No, no, you’re onto something there…
Yesss. Something is off
stop that episode traumatized me cause the bot looks exactly like my boyfriend. i still think about it sometimes and sob heavily at him for a few minutes. i gotta go hug him now rip
And stuck him In the attic. 😮
The Professor is totally gonna be preparing Ryan to eat this whole season, I'm calling it. He's a fuzzy ass dinosaur and Ryan is gonna keep getting weird ass prizes to marinate himself
Moisturiser to tender up that sweet, sweet Beef boy skin
This is exactly what I thought as well
What if he's trying to possess him instead? Maybe he doesn't have a real body right now; and that's why Ryan was told not to touch him. The weird box could be some sort of projector for his ghost?
EVERY song ends up being a vore song. Turns out Shane saved every "weird meat" story for this one season. =P
Omg, I didn’t even think of that but that’s genius 😂
Looking back after The Dinosuar episode it's very interesting that The Substitute did a whole episode about MEAT after wanting to wear Ryan's flesh.
In hindsight, his goals are pretty clearly spelled out at 14:10. On first watch I just thought he was being weird for no reason
I wish history could’ve been taught to me like this in school. It’s so entertaining and I retain EVERYTHING
That's 1 and also you can only wonder how this real life scheme would be if it really had got someone convinced or succeeded. The food supply would be drastically different than what it is now.
Shane has succeeded in making Ryan a main character in his crazy stories
He's probably so happy
It's The Hot Daga all over again.
@@jexxerExcept better because Ryan is down to participate in the lore this time!
“Clearly, I am here now, and unharmed” has the same vibes as last season’s “there will be no lore”
"I'm so delicious that I'll ruin your life" is such a banger lyric I can't believe it's from a song where a hippo is singing about wanting to be eaten
This gives the unsettling vibes that The Professor is either trying to cannibalize Ryan or pull a TMA Nicola orsenof and steal his skin I am v unsettled love the ep
you can tell sara and shane are soulmates by the way the laugh at each others dumb jokes. and you can tell ryan and shane are platonic soulmates by the way they react disappointed but mildly amused to each others dumb jokes.
They did exactly what I expected and wanted out of season 5 by having the Professor come back with no explanation and have Ryan be the only one questioning it, I love it
Shane and ryan should play a one shot (2 sessions) of DnD with Brennan Lee Mulligan and Brian Murphy. Please. Their creative genuis, ability to roleplay so naturally, and goof ball hilarity is actually perfect for Brian and Brennens energy. I think theyd have a lot of fun and they would be absolutely entertaining as hell.
IM SO HERE FOR THE HOTDAGAFICATION OF PUPPET HISTORY
calling it now Ryan is winning every episode this season, and all of his prizes are going to be something weird that he has to use immediately
I was thinking that too. Something is up about it, like he got "special" lotion this week, then one week he might win a special pendant that he has to wear immediately. At the season finale, it's revealed that everything was a part of a evil ceremony to punish Beef Boy!!
My theory?
He's gonna get turned into a puppet professor
And Shane is going to be competing next series
@@kiddykat Just saw a theory on Tumblr about the Professor possibly prepping Ryan to eat him, but I love both of these theories. So so intrigued about what's happening and what will happen to Ryan.
@@sunshinefirefox I subscribe to that theory as well, with the implication the Professor is part T-Rex now, if every episode this season has a focus on food or hunting, then I’d say it’s a pretty safe bet.
@@sarahwalsman6944 It puts the lotion on itself, or it gets the hose again.
Ryan’s disassociated expression while the hippo sang and his bewildered expression when he won - I’m dead 😂
I’ve watched that song like 5 times and I cry laugh every single time. When he looks into the camera I lose it.
the complex and intricately crafted lore of this series implies that the professor knowingly bestowed consciousness onto the v0re hippo and i can't tell if thats a serve or a war crime
"I'd like to eat a beaver." - Sara Rubin, 2022
I'm so glad that the absolutely real Professor is back and this isn't some crazy trick being performed by a demon or evil genie or something.
Idk, based on that box, I thought he was a hologram until the final scene.
@@gr33ngirlsea yes thank you I thought I was the only one that thought that
The professor making guttural hissing noises made me laugh so hard
I was drinking coffee at that moment, barely managed to keep it in my mouth.
You really know something is off when Ryan won this weeks lesson
Shane did not disappoint with that musical number. I'm so excited for the next episodes.
Me: “what you think I’m new here I don’t need no stinkin’ lore recap!”
me after lore recap: “wow ya learn something new everyday”
Me, completely unaware that there was a Christmas memorial for the Professor
I didn't notice the genie lamp during the last ghost files debrief
Can we just talk about how this started as a normal puppet show about history (with the occasional mention of genies) to a series with deep lore riddled into it? Istg Shane has a mind of a genius
I kinda want MatPat to come out with a film theory about this show, because I know I've probably missed out on some of the details
Very similar vibes to What We Do In The Shadows in terms of that development and the general unhinged vibes
I love how the audience participated how significant the lore would be, everyone was enthusiastically on board
genius? or genie?
@@Shironi27 OMG YESSSSS
Am I going insane or is The Professors fur lighter then it was before? It kinda looks like he has some sort of powder on him. Was this mentioned in the video and I just missed it completely?
definitely a ghost
And I swear he sounds a bit muffled but idk lol
5 minutes into my first episode and its like the hotdog saga got amped to a million. I love it.
“I don’t want to kill people” Ryan says to the reanimated puppet he helped murder. Also, Sarah’s hair is so pretty, I can’t get over it.
That was never his intention though, the Genie tricked Ryan right from the beginning.
In defense of Ryan, he clearly was being kept in the dark about what the genie and Asmodeus were truly planning. He was blinded by jealousy and frustration, not by hatred or malice. Saying he helped murder the professor is misleading. He helped Asmodeus possess the professor, but after that his hands are clean.
@@t-rexcellentreviews1663 so he claims. If we have learned anything from this episode it is not to trust anyone, T-Rexcellent Reviews….if that even is your name 👀
@@caffeinatedflumadiddle5061 fair point mate, but Ryan’s grief in the last season seemed genuine to me, also aside the point, T-Rexcellent Reviews is my channels name, my name is the T-Rexcellent Reviewer or TR for short, my channel is also a puppet show and ironically enough it’s host is a T-Rex named Rexy… admittedly given what happened to the Professor last season, I know that probably doesn’t help my case though.
Sarah’s got the super curls. Pretty sure it’s a Jew fro
Everyone wanted the hot-daga to return (including me!), but instead Shane has given us a way crazier, lore-loaded story with this show. And I'm all in on it👏
bro someone who thinks like me !!
yes lmao i was just hanging out on youtube waiting for the premiere of this video so i rewatched a few hotdaga vids and realized shane was always insane (complimentary). the sampling of ryan's voice for dr goondis???
I just want the final episode to be an Endgame worthy mashup of all the crazy characters inside of Shane's head, working together to defeat Ryan and the Genie, lol!
@@willow8783 dr goondaiz comes back to absolutely demolish ryan
@@sopgiee - It would truly be everything that Ryan hates, coming back to get him. Maybe we learn that he sold his soul for his wish and the hell he is sent to is run by the HotDogga crew... Then the next season starts with him waking up to it all being a dream/nightmare! Hell, we can learn that the "Genie" is actually Shane being possessed by the Sally House demon just for extra kicks and giggles, lol!
Ryan always looks like he's a corpse whenever a puppet sings and I'm living for it
You thought I'd be done with counting points after the last season, but no! I am going to continue this little game because I still think the little Professor has some little tricks up his little adorable sleeve. So, first I will go over my rules, then we'll get started. I count points only given during trivia questions, not any random points the Professor likes to give out willy-nilly. This includes ridiculously high numbers given. If the person gets the question right, they only get ONE POINT and ONLY if they actually answered correctly. I got my little Professor plush by my side and I'm ready to count points for this new season, let's crack in!
The total points scored in the first episode of season 5: Ryan got 3 points and Sara got 3 points. It was a tie! I don't know what the Professor is planning but the lotion makes me concerned
Let’s go!
Things I learned this episode:
-Shane is a confirmed Lost fan
-Ryan doesn't eat beaver
-Sarah thinks about eating random creatures AND knows what vore is
This show is seriously gold, I wish I could get across how much this silly channel means to me. Thank you guys for this excellent distraction from the festering butthole of our current reality
I got so excited with the Lost intro. 😂
The LOST inspired intro was just beyond ahhhhhhh was so good.
I love that Shane is clearly a Lost fan too. ☺️
It makes sense that he's a Lost fan, actually, with the storylines he comes up with. 😂
"The festering butthole of our current reality" sounds like the title of docuseries or an autobiography.
@@chucklepumpkin7509 I'm hearing it in a Werner Herzog voice, and it has so much gravitas.
Something I noticed that I haven’t seen many people talk about is the fact that this episode was introduced to us as being about hippo meat but ultimately was a story about a man
Really hitting the nail of themes with impersonations, cannibalism and everything not being what it seems
Also the lighting is different, it’s more red, but also paler, less lively
I have never seen puppet history. I am only 2 minutes in and having a recap covering the deep lore of this show which apparently is now 5 seasons deep is mind-blowing, to say the least. My comment may update as I watch more but already I am deeply invested.
Seeing a wall full made up of the Professor: all right, little creepy, but that’s fiiiinnnneee
A few seconds later seeing on of the many professors eyes move slightly before the lights cut out, then seeing them start to form a demonic glow: OH HELL NAW
I need all of Shane’s songs for Puppet History on spotify 💀
This is true. ☺️
please this is all I want in life
I think theyre on soundcloud
cut them out of the vid and download them as MP3, then important them as local files.on Spotify, takes 5 min of work :)
@@flowerfloc say less
Cried laughing over Ryan's face during the hippo vore song. Calling it now! The professor's a ghost, manifesting via the box, and prepping Ryan's body for possession. The bangs and rattles on the soundstage, the weird lighting, his pale blue fur, the little glitches around him, the puppet literally saying, "I'm dead!" when Ryan stepped on him... we got ourselves a ghoul, boys!
I thought the professor's an impersonator and the real one is dead... the professor would never give Ryan the win
what does vore mean?
@@Cubance Its a kink where someone is really into the idea of being eaten or potentially eating someone (like as in swallowed whole and just vibin in there, not eaten like literally eaten)
It's generally considered a strange kink, so it's often the butt of jokes.
@@mallk238 thats literally not even possible how is that a kink
@@katc2040 Kink is not necessarily an activity you can actually do. Sometimes its a concept. This one's more of a fantasy people have than anything. Don't ask me how it works, I just know it exists; it ain't my cup of tea.
Shane! What the hell have you done?? LMAO
I missed last season or two of Puppet History, and now I come back and see THIS insanity.
Your penchant for unnecessarily deep lore and narrative twists gives me life. I also love how you included Ryan’s ghost hunting narrator voice for a moment too.
The professor just snarling wildly is a moment that lives in my head rent-free
I love how every single episode/ “musical guest” Ryan’s face just portrays more and more disappointment and bafflement. I like to think Ryan’s never seen the song before (at very least) and listening to Shane’s lyrics telling the story he just learned and how fucked up it is he’s thinking “I try so hard with ~unsolved/haunted places…Shane’s written a sexy love ballad about eating a hippo.”
They are the best duo on CZcams and a match made in heaven tbh. They both think each other’s hobbies and passions are stupid as shit but put up with it for the brotherly love
very "my best friend is a weirdo but they're *my* weirdo" energy
Based on the fact that the professor looks different and their are several buddah figurines on the new set, I feel as though they may be hinting that this is a reincarnation of the professor. Also, that puppet cream is DEFINITELY going to turn Ryan into a puppet
Fans on tumblr have already done a deep dive with screenshots and slowed down footage and the prevailing theory atm is that this is a hologram. He glitches visually once, and his voice glitches numerous times; he's a paler color; he went feral when Ryan tried to touch him; the box he refused to talk about appears to be a power source of some kind; when Ryan was reading that online article, there was a link at the bottom for an article on hologram technology; and, most importantly, no jelly beans.
@@CaseyTyler357 Oh shit, The Professor is a force ghost???
@@CaseyTyler357 That is a great theory!! But then again, how would we explain that ending? He was clearly running across the floor. Maybe there is a real AND hologram version of the professor?
Or the puppet cream is actually barbecue sauce and the Professor is planning on eating Ryan because he’s part T-Rex now.
@@CaseyTyler357 ooh, that makes sense. I was wondering why he was so pale...
Ryan dissociating while Sara is vibin is so funny
Crying bc I will miss seeing Shane’s creativity blossom through puppy history
When they were talking about what their new names would be after they faked their death, I really thought Ryan was going to say “Ricky Goldsworth” I miss that odd alternative Ryan.
SSSHHHHH! Don't summon him!
Don't give em any ideas!🤣
#rickygoldsworth4everinourhearts
Honestly I enjoy the extensive backstories that Shane implements into his weird little creations. It reassures me that sometimes unhinged thoughts are productive
just got laid off from my dream job, now am hours deep into nonstop loop of all the Puppet History episodes. love you guys, can't wait for next ep
This is so much better than drunk history. I absolutely LOVE this. How did I just discover it!?
Good news though, you still have so much history to catch up on!!
simply due to the amount of excitement built up around this and, frankly, the amount of pressure on shane to give the fans a coherent and satisfying continuation to the absolute chaos that was last season's finale, i honestly wasn't sure where my expectations should be. idk why i would ever think of doubting shane madej. this was literally everything i hoped it would be and more.
Liked your own recap of the lore in this series!
The man who doubts Shane Madej (and or The Professor) is a dead man. Aka, Ryan Bergara. 😂😲🤔
At 43:45, the tabs Ryan has opened include "Trophy supply chain" (I'm guessing just a little on the last word), "puppet necromancy," his inbox - with 665 messages!, "time travel methods," and "Chicxulub extinction" (The Professor's hat and glasses were found at the site of the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, meaning *he* killed them!). Even better, at 43:47, you can see another tab that says "Nighttime Dan DJ." 🤣 Be sure to notice the story headlines too. 🤣🤣🤣
Also "The Blue Man Group" and "Dogs Watch Television"
This leaves me so many questions with zero answers😅
Hindsight just makes this season even better.
that post credit scene was incredible. I could watch a whole movie like that
I love that Watcher is slowly becoming a cinematic production house. This is amazing, I love you guys!
It makes me want to start my own company with all my favorite co workers. It’s inspiring. ❤
exactly!!!!
i'm always impressed at how Shane can create a really good song that i can shake my ass to when its about the most insane subject i've heard in my life, i missed this show
Ask them to play puppet history in the club. To stun on these hoes
As much as I love the way the lore goes in this season, I almost wish they’d done a victor frankenstien came back/reanimated wrong type of thing with the professor here where Shane was victor frankenstine mostly bc Shane being the villain would’ve been funny
This one had an unsettling vibe through out, and creeping me out is no easy task since I've given up on horror related video games and movies for their lack of fear factor. Good job!
Sometimes I get sad that we'll never get to see Shane and the Professor interact until I remember the universe literally couldn't handle that level of chaotic energy
They could do it, voice over in post
@@lexidesimone2403 The world isn't ready
Probably true, but at least we can take comfort in the fact that everything the Professor does Shane also has a hand in.
.... I'll see myself out.
Sometimes I ask myself how a puppet show became this intense
“Did she like spoiled the sixth sense?” 😂😂😂I love this guys
Ryans soulless, dead eyes during the very sexually loaded hippo vore fetish song are just great.