The Vietnamese Sisters Who Fought An Empire • Puppet History
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CREATED & HOSTED BY
Shane Madej
WRITER
Garrett Werner
PRODUCER
Lizzie Lockard
DIRECTOR
Mark Celestino
FEATURING
Ryan Bergara
Maya Murillo
Joyce Louis-Jean
Garrett Watts
EDITOR
Charlie Richardson
ORIGINAL MUSIC
Hughie Stone Fish
Patrick Volker and Shane Madej
RESEARCHER
Alaina Rook
PRODUCTION ASSISTANT
Mary Grace Stephenson
GRIP & ELECTRIC
Brendan Yoo
SOUND
Kevin Bazell
PRODUCTION DESIGNER
Billy Jett
ART DIRECTOR
Darren DeMatteis
PUPPETS BY
Madison Girifalco
SECOND UNIT
PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR
Brittney Lee
PRODUCTION COORDINATOR
Carter Lau
PRODUCTION ASSISTANT
Olivia Cashman
G&E
Jay Tran
POST PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR
Sam Young
MOTION GRAPHIC ANIMATORS
Mike Fox & Julia Capuano
GRAPHIC ARTIST
Crystal Cheng
ILLUSTRATOR
Mollie Ong
ASSISTANT EDITOR
Frank Parker
INTERNS
Veronica Tullo
HEAD OF DEVELOPMENT
Katie LeBlanc
HEAD OF PRODUCTION
Lizzie Lockard
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Ryan Bergara
Shane Madej
Steven Lim
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have you guys noticed that most of these lessons are about revenge/murder/revolt seems like a pattern
History is a pattern so I can see why it's a common theme
Well if this isn't the professor, maybe it's someone who wants revenge against him?
@@Sydberry If this isn't the Professor? Aghast! There's only one Professor - The Professor. He's inimitable. The tube connecting to the stage? A mere fan to keep The Professor cool during his lessons. Haha don't fool yourself with such... outrageous.... possibi...lities...
Hm.
@@lullsbaby9321 Ryan winning episodes? The algorithm must finally be working... Right?
@@Sydberry Must be! Must be. In past seasons, the algorithm was new. The math was complex. A lot of kinks had to be worked out. It took some tinkering to fix. Glad to see it's working properly though! So ashamed with Ryan for not being appreciative to win. Again. For shame, beef boy.
Okay but can we appreciate the absolutely masterful puppet craftsmanship this season
so glad they brought that puppeteer onto the team
wait how could you post a comment 16 hours ago to a video that just got uploaded/public 15 min ago?
@@KimchiAndBananaMilk Same, not to say that Shane's puppets were bad by any means though :)
@@CarinaKeKz probably patreon early access
fr the tiger blew my mind
As soon as the professor said he's bigger I just imagined Shane in a shane-sized accurate professor suit just waltz onto set and fight Ryan. Truly an image to behold.
r/bossfight
Missed opportunity, maybe next season
@@CieraMychele we can only hope haha it'd be fun to see
next season i hope
Let’s make this happen
As a university professor who is currently preparing lectures in my pajamas, I can tell you: most of us are NOT as fancy as you, Professor.
Heck yeah 😂
I’m now imagining this as being one of my lecturers
@@MrPotato- same 😂😂😂
@@MrPotato- fr 😭😭😭
Professors only need to look smart in their photos of them on the back of a book. So u know what I would do? Fancy pajamas with a pipe and a knight cap in my library. Lol. I'm like an old man. Except I'm under 40 and a female that smokes mugwort occasionally. It's just good. But u have to be careful.
Fun Fact: before the Chinese invention of paper, they wrote on thin strips of wood that were linked together and could be rolled together like wooden scrolls.
Cool fact thanks 🤓
Nice. Also I like the idea that they just thought “hey what if we made these wood strips even thinner” and then we got paper. Lol
So all this was before Egypt and papyrus?
@@SympleSymon possibly before Egyptian Papyrus made it to other parts of the world.
@@RinitaChan ahh, that makes sense
God I can’t wait for the day that Shane’s schedule is able to clear up so he can come on and finally meet the Professor!
I know right! They have like the same personality, I think they would get along great!
Edit: Guys I see Shane has cleared up his schedule and is gonna be on the show!
I will cackle if Shane is the season finale guest
fr
It is like with Clark Kent
I'm pretty sure Shane secretly does the show with stunt dummies when the Professor is out sick.
Calling it now, the Puppet Lotion is gonna turn Ryan into a puppet and he’s gonna have to find a way to become human again
That was my thought... then maybe as penance, he has to host next season, while Shane is the regular guest, hanging out with his buddies and giving Ryan puppet a hard time.
@@NamedForANightmare that would be *so cool!!!*
Either that, or the Professor is seasoning him
Better than what I thought it was: Demon Semen.
@@ChaoticHoly oh my god 😂
Calling it now: if Kate Peterman comes back this season, that’ll be when something big happens
I can't wait. I love her SO MUCH
She still doesn’t know that he “died” and I rlly want her to come back
She better come back, she's my favorite guest. 😭
I want her to come back but the idea that she won't win if she shows up in season 5 makes my heart break :(
If she doesn't come back I might revolt 😂 at least Joyce has finally made an appearance
The white tiger puppet is absolutely SICK. Shoutout to Madison. 👏👏
REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
For real!
It was stunning!
Loved the cool eye effect that made it look like its eyes were glowing from the inside. It was awesome. May be my favorite puppet after the professor - he nearly lost his 1st place spot lol.
Truly eerie!
so far we’ve had a song about: wanting to be eaten, people dying by being tossed, and now heres a song about seeming immortal but being murdered.
im sensing a pattern here
Exactly what I thought. Lmao. It's one heck of a death heavy season, even for a history show! =p
OH NO
I was thinking that it's like the Professor's life/his side of the story when Ryan tried to kill him, but he's doing it through song because he's scared of Ryan
@@alisepolselli7269 @Alise Polselli interesting theory, but with how low-key threatening this "Professor" is being towards Ryan (he yells at him a lot and the whole thing with his obsession with Ryan's body) I doubt that he is afraid of Beef Boy.
@@autumnsfablekeeper4419 yeah but at the end of the defenestrations of Prague video, it showed the algorithm. When it said that Brian had won, the professor said “fuck.” At the very least, he’s worried about what he thinks ryan will do if he loses
Omg that tiger puppet was SICK!! The 3-dimensional eyes with light, the teeth, and even the tongue moves when it speaks! Helluva good job!!!
And the song!!
hehe helluva
Yeah this puppet is by far my favorite
@@JudithLight84 yeah! Well except for the blue puppet of them all 😆
this is definitely Shane's passion project. his precious baby. apart from his apple pies.
i want to like but youre at 420 and i cant ruin it
@@bruhkakke its 422 now lol
“Tell her there’s a tiny, blue man who is aware of her.” Wow. If I got this message I would find myself unable not to spontaneously burst into joyous tears. How anyone can still think The Professor is anything but the kind and well-meaning man he is is truly beyond me. So thankful for another beautiful lesson.
I'd be terrified. History remembering me means imminent trouble.
@@jandiqar Oh yeah, if you're smart you will do everything you can to avoid being remembered.
I believe this isn't the "real" Professor. It's someone impersonating him. That's my theory
Edit: Nevermind! It's a frickin hologram, of course lol
Hey y’all just wanted to let you know that Established Titles is seeming to be a suspicious company and a lot of other channels have been reevaluating their partnerships with them!
Yeah, apparently you cannot put "lord" or "lady" on your credit card.
Might wanna look into it guys!
Established titles always sounded like a suspicious company
it's complete crap, you can't be declared a lord because you own some land and they don't actually plant that many trees.
I don't think many people really took or seriously. But if they're not planting the trees as they claim, then yeah, that's an issue
i hope this entire plot is just so Shane can introduce a bigger/updated professor puppet he made. i would be devastated about possibly losing the old one but i love unnecessarily complicated shenanigans that end with tiny results
Shane in a full size professor costume! Dunno. I have no idea where this is all headed!
Furry Shane to tower over Ryan to establish dominance
did you mean to say... SHANEanigans? (i'll see myself out)
Well, congrats. You got your wish. Honestly though, it looks pretty good. I'll miss the OG version, but the new one's great.
Maya: What kind of show is this?
Ryan: (laughs)
Professor: It's an educational one!
Ryan: (laughs harder)
Yeah Maya was a really awkward guest. Don't expect to see her back.
To anyone thinking of getting Established Titles: They recently got exposed as a malicious scam. Ask for your money back.
I was looking for this comment
@@smokeyskeet1694 same
Oh shit well, I am very upset now
Very true.
The whole thing seemed like bullshit from the beginning
“Before Christ evaporated “ is amazing I love that
I mean, evaporation is a kind of ascension, I guess lol
I'm half watching puppet history for the history but half for the plot of the Professor and Ryan's growing antipathy
6:51 “would you guys ever kill your own chi-“
God, I can’t tell you how hard I laughed. Also, I think the tiger’s song is my favourite so far, top notch.
Edit: this is now my third favourite song of the series. Still great, though.
So fucking hilarious 🤣
Not the big pile of diamonds? 😱😂
As a Vietnamese, tysm for tapping on bà Trưng, bà Triệu, they're such an icon of inspiration for feminism and sisterhood, I've always looked up to them since I was a kid. Trưng sister, Lady Triệu and queen Lý Chiêu Hoàng hold such significant power in the history of 100 years of oppression of Vietnam, I'm so happy that they're now being told in foreign media
Người Việt Nam không bao giờ nói "As a Vietnamese", nghe như một con robot
As a masculinist I always look up to Jesus Christ, Ashoka the Great and Alexander of Macedon.
As a Vietnamese, thích nói thì cứ nói đi :))
@@trungminh216 thượng đẳng à? Ta đang comment ở kênh chat của người nước ngoài, dĩ nhiên phải giới thiệu mình là người Việt cho họ biết. "người Việt Nam không bao giờ nói... nghe như robot" có khác nào tự vả?
@@sagganuts18 Có gì sai khi nhận mình là công dân Việt Nam à?
Maya is the perfect example of an outsider somehow breaking in to whatever weird relationship the professor and Ryan have.
Like she's just here to have fun and maybe learn something, but professor mcnasty and the beef boy have lore, memories, and dare I say history with eachother.
The plot thickens
"dare i say history" BYE
True, but she also just lacks performance skills and charisma.
@@DoctorJammer well that was mean for no reason
Make your own comment if you're gonna be negative
@@wowitscoldout1119 You implied the same with your comment. Just dressed it up.
@@DoctorJammer I'm not going to ask how you got this take from my comment because I don't want to talk to you any more than I have to. I will restate that if you want to be negative, you can do so where I don't have to deal with you.
Maya is a delight and she adds so much to this episode and if you don't think so, you can be the way you are somewhere else.
Thanks.
I’m surprised there was no mention of the Trưng sisters riding elephants into battle considering that it’s an iconic and well known fact about their story. In fact most depictions of the sisters throughout our history always have them on their elephants so it’s not a thing one can easily overlook
Right?! Would have been such a cool question to guess also xD
Most of south east Asia, South Asia and even southern China used war elephants it’s not unique to the Trung sisters.
@@user-xj9sb1tu9hBut the Chinese never used elephants.
@@user-vq7rr4sh2h the southern Chinese did……… you clearly don’t know your history
@@user-xj9sb1tu9h Modern day minorities that are now chinese. Back in those days, they are Southern barbarians. If you tell the ancient chinese that they be lump with the nanman, they would be the ones that get offended.
the way Ryan was hypothetically willing to say some words at the Professor's funeral and yet, when given the opportunity, absolutely Did Not Do That
Anyone notice that the puppets are bigger and more aggressive/scary in appearance and song this season?
hmmm
thats a fun little detail
@@sp4c1ng_0ut8 it’s something I’ve noted. They’re huge this season. They look scarier and the songs are way more aggressive then the chill fun songs of before
I assumed the puppets being larger/more elaborate also had to do with hiring a puppeteer but that the songs are definitely keeping with the vengeance theme the holossor/profegram is channeling
Also, if the puppets the real professor brought to life are in purgatory... where did these big, aggressive puppets come from?
@@autumnsfablekeeper4419 that’s a good point!
The red back lighting this season is fun. Definitely does not give constant murder vibes. The "Professor" definitely isn't gearing up to turn Ryan's skin into a suit.
Really hoping we get to see a tiny felt Ryan skin suit for the professor!
As a Vietnamese person, this was such a fun episode! It's very difficult for me to find English-centric content about Vietnam that doesn't revolve around the War, so I really appreciate having different stories being told of our wonderful nation and how badass Viet women are -- so thank you!! And props to Shane and The Professor for attempting to tackle the pronunciation! Sending love and appreciation from Vietnam 😊🇻🇳
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p.s. not sure if you're made aware of the happenings with Established Titles but please look them up! And mayyybee can you find a way to edit the section out of the video? I'd hate to see all the hard work (and amazing story, if I may say so myself) go to waste!
What's going on with established titles?
You might also enjoy the Best Ever Food Review show I’m pretty sure they cover Vietnamese food
@@bmas44 They've been exposed as a scam -- similar to companies that helps you "buy a star." I'm pretty sure there have been videos made about their business activities recently, and there are a few creators that have denounced their partnership (Jarvis Johnson comes to mind for me!)
@@lisbethtrisdelle350 Oh cool, I'll take a look -- thank you! I'm from the mainland so I'm always intrigued to find out what folks think of our food here haha
@@uyenb huh, i thought that was kind of given. I wouldn't consider the "buy a star" ones a scam either, i think it's fairly obvious that it's just a nice gift. If aliens invaded they obviously wouldn't ask me for "my" star.
I'll look into it, but as long as they kept their promise about planting the trees and didn't do anything horrible i really don't think it's that bad and definitely not worth losing the money for this video. If it's that controversial they probably shouldn't continue the sponsorship tho lol
I know he's very likely a fake and a hologram, but the Professor doing that adorable mi-mi-mi-mi-mi snore gets me (definitely was worth it first watch), and I will be VERY happy if the real Professor does snore like that. (Warning, spoilers on end part ahead)
Professor's coat is SO fluffy it won me!
I love how Ryan is always the one apologizing to the guests since usually the guests win, but because the Holo-puppet is being sketchy, they're disappointed
Hey guys, I know a lot of people have said this, but the sponsorship is v shady and looking to be a scam. Also buying their product won't jet you to unseen heights of fancies...as a Scot, just wanna say that none of those "Buy Land to Become a Lady/Lord" things are legit, because I know it's not just Established Titles offering them. They're not recognised by our law or by our government (the only ones who can actually grant those titles aside from inheriting/being married into them) so it's basically paying for a certificate and title that means nothing. Still love the show though!
wait you mean the thousands of people buying those things wouldn't be treated as a Lady or Lord, what a shock lol
@@Princessbuttercupish The scam is actually worse than that. The "land" they sell you can't be sold due to local ordinances preventing the selling of such small plot so that part is just 100% fake. However it get even worse when you look at the conservation aspect they try to push. Yes some money is donated to an actual charity but most is just harvested by this scummy middle man. Your better off donating directly to the charity and printing whatever fake certificate you want. I own 50% of the moon.
Yeah. We already call folks who own and rent spaces "landlords" anyway; the only status involved is being wealthy. Nobody mistakes _that_ for nobility.
And the whole "you can legally change your name to Laird Whatever" thing has nothing to do with buying a souvenir plot. For someone in the US where titles aren't a thing, it's just changing your name! It's like if I said "everyone who gives me $20 is legally allowed to apply for student loans."
Damnit, I’ve seen other CZcamsrs promoting them as well. The actually important thing though, is the claims of planting trees and stuff. If they’re not doing that then i would say it really is a scam.
@@AnEmu404 I'm pretty sure there are much more affordable ways to plant ONE tree
I really hope that they make an official lore compilation including the moments during the episodes when the professor zones out or let’s something slip. The fan made ones are good, but all the ones I’ve found said that they might not be complete because they weren’t sure if the found all the lore clips. Also it’d be rad if MatPat made a film theory about the lore.
I'd like to see matpat cover it lol
Thank you for mentioning vietnam's formerly matriarchal society! Also, if you ask someone to tell the story 99% it goes - her husband died, then the sister's died by riding their battle elephants into a river :). They were literally my childhood icons. You can find a statue of them in Ha Noi
i'm calling it now, the fake professor wants to possess ryans body
The lotion is gonna turn Ryan into a puppet
Ryan turning up to the finale with puppet arms and nothing else because it turns out he's only been using the lotion that one time each episode.
It puts the lotion on its skin because it won the cup again….
Thats just crazy.....crazy.
@@TheRealPentigan I WANT THIS!
the quick cut after the prof almost asks if they'd ever kill their kids made me laugh out loud. this show's humor is golden
The little DnD segment made me realise I would looove to watch Ryan and Shane play it together! That would be so much fun!!
They did the social distancing and D and D back at the start of the pandemic which was fun.
As a Vietnamese person I screamed when I saw this video on my feed. These stories are things we've heard or studied when we were young. It's so nice to have it shared to more people
1) anyone else notice the watcher mug has been sitting on the globe by ryan this whole season? it blocks the area by where the professor was found in mexico
2)WHO is connie m and why did she outbid ryan on the genie lamp last episode
3) the professor has brown eyes… but the one in the cretaceous period has gray eyes… (even the yellow dino mentioned his eyes). also his nose is white instead of yellowish.
C.M. Huddleston (Connie) is an author of 5 middle-grade *time-travel books* , 2 novels for adults, and 8 history books. She lives in a log cabin in KY.........??
When you mention the professors nose if you look in the baby picture and the pictures of him behind Ryan his nose is yellow there too but the fake professors nose is white like you said
Also is just me, but his hands seem more human than the little puffs of blue fur from before.
@@zipties8442 I thought it kind of looks like he is forever flipping us off with both hands lol
And eyebrows, did he have eyebrows before?
Okay so the puppet creme is definitely going to turn Ryan into a puppet at the end of the season.
or the professor is preparing to turn Ryan's skin into leather
That’s what I was thinking too!!!
@@jayanderson147 what do you think he’s going to make outta him? A chair? Another jellybean satchel?
And then they're gonna fight
What if the professors spirit is prepping ryans body to take over
i like how ryan has gone through this show enough to actually intuit patterns in history now
I mean, after spending so much time with his guardian demon lord constantly boring him with tales of his exploits disguised as history lessons, eventually you pick it up just through osmosis.
I think Shane and the Professor have an agreement that when the Professor needs a day off, going on a holiday or he's caught the fuzzy flu, Shane will step in and cover his shift with a stunt dummy and no one has ever noticed.
Except for Steven in the first episode. That's why he's never come back.
I’m Vietnamese, and when I saw the video I felt so happy and proud as Vietnam's history was known by many people. Thank you Watcher for bringing this onto the show!
me too!! my name is also ngoc 😂 hi twin
I honestly had no clue that Vietnam has such an awesome, metal af history. Man, screw The Woman King they should've made a movie about this!
@@nukeninmgt1504 Totally agree, as a person growing up hearing story about the two queen, visiting their temple every spring holiday(I'm from their village).I really want to see a good movie about them. Vietnamese producers are making more movie with historical features nowadays, but they are not very good yet, we still have to study a lot to make a good historical movie. It's very hard since the two queens are from the 1st century and we have no idea about how people dress and where people live at that time. Btw There is a good song called " Quả phụ tướng" (don't use the automatic translator, it's wrong:)) this song was inspired by their story!
love joyce and garrett as his dino parents!!! anytime joyce is involved im so happy she’s just wonderful!
I thought that was Garrett! Oh my god that makes me so happy. I hope he comes back as a guest!
Has anyone noticed that the Professor didn't respond to the promise of a country wide Lazy River? Because he loves Lazy Rivers, right? So, why didn't he respond to that?
The proffesor would NEVER had let the lazy river answer just pass…
That white tiger puppet is simply AMAZING. The eyes detail is super cool.
"Would you guys ever kill your childr..."
😆 that had me and the episode had barely even begun 😆
The fucking technically difficultys cutoff 😭😭😭 I wanna know what was saidddd 💀💀
I think Ryans trying to test the professor since he keeps bringing up a lazy river and that's how the professor said he wanted to die before Ryan got him killed
I hope there's a playlist of just the songs of Puppet History eventually. This one especially I just want to listen to *over and over*
They're on SoundCloud! (No season 5 yet, unfortunately, but hopefully soon!)
As a side note: The only one on Spotify is Hatshepsut, and it has to be intentional that they put that one there so that people would remember her. It warms my heart so much!
@@VickeyAllen I appreciate the thought behind that but as an avid spotify user, really wish they'd just throw em all up there! 😂
Ik this was a year ago but Beepblueboop has a playlist on here of all the songs 👍
Okay this HAS to be an imposter professor. He didn't even engage Ryan when he talked about lazy rivers!
Evil Professor be like: Yes of course Beef Boy won, he’s so smart, come on Ryan take all of the jelly beans you deserve them
That's definitely Satan disguised!
@@haruokinawa4965 I don’t know, I think he might just be in a silly goofy mood
@@kriskross_ hm…I definitely think something is wrong with him. Don’t trust this professor at all😂
@@haruokinawa4965 Something about him rings...holo.
@@haruokinawa4965 oh for sure but I don’t want him coming after me so I think he’s “completely fine” and “totally not a hologram created by the devil himself, or, heaven forbid, that terrible terrible genie”
Can we talk about how Garrett is slowing seeping deeper into the watcher universe. I think it’d be iconic to have him host/cohost a show (like pretty historic or worth a shot)
Love it how they got Garrett and Joyce to be the dinosaurs at the end
I am obsessed with whatever is going on in this silly little puppet show
I think Ryan knows this is not the Professor. He's been testing him this whole episode and the mimic is failing these tests. TWO mentions of lazy rivers and Profaker didn't react. Mystery voice sure did tho.
The lazy river thing sounds so familiar but for the life of me, I can't remember the story
The Professor has said he loves lazy rivers many times, including wanting to die on a lazy river.
The light in the tiger puppet's eyes is really amazing. Also, I can't decide if I think it would be funnier if The Professor wants Ryan thoroughly moist for stealing Ryan's body, or to prepare for him turning Ryan into a puppet as well.
The Established Titles sponsorship made me realize that the Jacobite rebellions might be an interesting subject for a future episode! Maybe the musical guest could be bagpipes?
They’re such a scam and it’s a shame that watcher is involved with them
Established titles is a scam :( i hope the ghoul boys find out about it
@@floranse5205 Its not a scam... because its clearly a joke only an idiot would take seriously. Look up the Pepsi jet case.
@@floranse5205 Yeah I hope so too.. dang. The last channel I watched that was sponsored by it, I stopped watching. It just didn’t feel right. I’d hate to have to stop watching this.
my dad LOVES this series so much!! i visit him every sunday and he always asks me if i can find "the professor show"- we also have a running bit where he goes "don't you think the professor sounds kinda like shane?" and i say something like no no you're just trying to make connections that aren't there and he goes "yeah yeah i suppose so..."
What do you mean by "bit"?
The professor sounds nothing like Shane. I wish Shane could be on an episode though, he'd be great
So wholesome my heart ❤️ can’t take it
This sounds so much fun! I would love to have someone to watch ‚The Professor Show‘ with 😊
Your father: Ive connected the dots
You: you didnt connect shit
That's so cute! I love that you and your dad bond over this show. I wish my dad would give this show a chance, but he gives me a weird look as soon as I mention the title.
That invincible white tiger segment makes me wish we had a D&D series that Shane hosts kinda like how he does puppet history
he did have a dnd series a bit ago,, i think it's called sddnd(?),, kinda wished there were more episodes
@@leemaoo2138 Yeah! I'd love that again seeing as there are no more covid restrictions and even Shane getting to use his puppets for something like that would be awesome
I would love to see the behind the scenes of puppet history: shane finding these events to cover, the making of the songs, the puppets being made, etc. The tiger is absolutely dope
It’s always so heart warming to see people from the areas these stories take place thanking them for talking about it. We should know about everyone’s history!
The battle cry reminds me of that scene from Brother Bear.
"This year, I lost my dear husband, Edgar."
"QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!"
"Sometimes I can STILL hear his voice!"
Next puppet history season. It’s ~just~ Shane doing dnd sessions and every once and a while facts show up.
ngl I would love that and now want the Critical Role cast to guest star
That reminds me of the epic DnD quest that Shane led Ryan, Steven, and Katie on during quarantine. Wouldn't it be great if we got a second season of *that,* with the Professor coming along as a bard who sang stories of history to pass the time on the road? You know, kind of like Canterbury Tales but with less religion and more fuzz.
Who is this Shane you speak of
@@lauryn5696 Eh, he's just the show's producer. He never appears on camera. 😉
@@lauryn5696 he once ate a canary I think
Alright, the “professor” is def poisoning Ryan with that “lotion” or something lol
Also PLEASE LET THE SEASON END WITH AN EPIC *PUPPET SHOWDOWN!!!*
If the new segment sticks around, I’m really excited for it to be applied to relatively non violent stories. “ROLL TO FIGHT MARIE CURIE AND ALBERT EINSTEIN!”
"What kind of show is this?" (Suspiciously, having gotten confirmation that the Professor shackles Ryan up.)
"It's an EDUCATIONAL one!"
...What kind of education?...What's going on after the show....
Ya know what, NO, I don't want to know.
especially with all those comments about Ryan's body
Interesting that the only returning puppet to do the sponsor reads is Dorothy Ruth, who both is plausible to be alive still (since I don’t believe she was in the puppet antechamber and wasn’t hard confirmed to have died in molasses) AND is acting very, oddly. Hmmmm
I think it was Dorothy Ruth's husband who died in the mollasses flood.
Shane commented on a Reddit post saying the Dorothy Ruth is in fact still alive. She was out of town when the molasses flood occurred.
@@chloehendry9371 OMG
@@nothobbesmufc949 like molasses!
Whose side is she on? What does she want? So many questions... coming from the sponsorship portion of the video... everything is lore...
"I am your beloved host, THE PROFESSOR!"
Me: BULLSHIT YOU ARE, IMPOSTER!
As a Vietnamese, it feels so weird watching this because I have heard this story loads of times before and have have to memorize it for school. Also it’s also feel weird when my small country get recognization
Garrett’s voice acting was so good?? I didn’t even recognize it was him until I saw the description!!
Wait it was GARRET?? Never would've known, but I recognised Joyce instantly. I love them
Who?...
@@deprofundis3293 Garret Watts (from Molasses Flood) & Joyce Louis-Jean (from Donner Party & Ching Shih) voice the Professor's Dino-Puppet "Mom & Dad" at the end!
@@SamWhatever00 @isabeaumitcheltree5287 TBH I never would've guessed it was Garret either! I thought it was familiar but couldn't place it at all!
I didn't know it was Garrett but re watching it now I recognized Joyce!
on the first ep of this season someone said that the lotion is meant to prepare Ryan to be eaten... and I think in this episode the talk about using the lotion liberally and hitting up the gym to beef up fully proves that the Professor intends to somehow feed Ryan to a dinosaur!!! this is such a complex story and i am so so so invested lol
Atm, it feels like the Holler-Professor needs a body to inhabit and, y'know, Ryan has a body, so... there's a reason the Holler-Prof wants Ryan to take good care of that bod.
Counterpoint: the professor said he was about human sized when he popped out of the egg, or at least bigger than his usual size, so HE intends to eat ryan
Established Titles is a scam. The Scottish law specifically says that a novelty or souvenir plots grants you no land and owning land is no longer a thing that gets you titled anyway. The company also has not shown any proof of actually donating to one tree planted (the company they claim to donate to). Its not even based in Scotland. Its based in Hong Cong and the parent company is also part of other super sketchy companies.
Yeah I heard.. I’m kind of sad to be honest, I didn’t think Watcher would let themselves be sponsored by scammers. I’m disappointed.
i’m finally getting around to the videos i missed from them and am considerably disappointed in seeing this sponsorship. i was really excited to catch up too… 😕
Wait isn’t Established Titles a scam? I remember reading somewhere that it isn’t official recognized by Scotland.
Yeah it is
Yeah, there are quite a few videos breaking down the details of it all.
Yep
As a Vietnamese person, I’m so happy you guys covered this!!!
It seems like the women did the most of the fighting.
@@Midnight0Mistress I mean...we got some baddass ladies in our Vietnamese history to say f*ck u Confucianism all the time so i'm proud of it
Ryan’s “Wtf” to the professor’s reaction to Maya almost crying was so good lmao
Me, an Australian: “oh she said naur, like us. She’s Aussie.”
Her, two seconds later, “I said no in Australian 😊”
shane’s vocal range
I love learning about how awesome women were in Vietnamese history. So many cultures have just one or two women who were badasses in battle, and seeing that there were dozens of women fighting in this one war is wonderful
One of the reasons the Viets resisted assimilation by China so strongly was that the low status of women in Chinese culture horrified them. Vietnamese women enjoyed much more freedom and power.
Women in SEA were badass in general! Until westoids😷 and colonialism came into the picture
@@boyfriendforevvv "westoids" this episode literally talks about the chinese trying to force patriarchy on Vietnamese.
fuck off with your blanket racism
Vietnam used to be matriarchal before being colonized so a lot of women were girlbosses. Fuck colonization and fuck the patriarchy
@@dddgaming885ou realize France raped and colonized Vietnam as well right? 😂 My people hated China back then and to this day, I seriously doubt that they were more open to adopting patriarchal Chinese customs after getting kicked around by them for centuries (which you should know since you watched the video) than patriarchal European customs who colonized the entire land by force lol. Just because China tried to change our history doesn’t mean they did or that the people they wrote about accepted it lmfao
It’s not blanket racism, you’re just insecure and sensitive about colonialism lol. Would love to hear what your great-great-great-great-grandfather did to make you feel this defensive about others history.
That Tiger song, had to be one of the greatest tunes in all of Puppet History. Even though the current Professor is a sham, and whom I suspect is either Asmodeus, Satan or the Genie
Me being torn between being thrilled there's 3 more episodes of Puppet History this season and being disappointed that probably means no holiday edition of TMS this year
I come to these videos because I'm a huge history nerd, but I end up enjoying the musical numbers the most. Full credit to Shane for knocking those things out of the park and the writers for such amazing lyricism.
yk the other day i remembered that The Hot Daga was a thing that came out of Shane's brain years ago and suddenly everything happening now was normal
It’s so great of Shane to mention the matriarch society point! People were literally talking about point last month. And yes the Dragon father Fairy mother thing is our origin story, y’all just haters n wishes u can be this cool lmao 😂
Fun little tidbit not mentioned: The tribes back then rode ELEPHANTS into battle, so naturally, Hai Bà Trưng went in with an army of elephants. I’d actually drop dead on the spot if someone hates me enough to charge at me on elephant backs.
Hannibal: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"
Yeah I was a bit weirded out how they left out the fact they LITERALLY RODE ELEPHANTS TO WAR!!!! Every story I find about them they always mention their gigantic elephants lmao
Lol Shane isn’t really included in this show, but the professor did a great job!
Hey Ryan and Shane. I have something to tell you that should get you hyped up. Police in Pennsylvania have now identified the identity of the mysterious Boy in the Box from one your old Unsolved Videos back when you used to work for Buzzfeed. The police will reveal his identity next week, hope you see this and soon reply 😀
That's pretty neat. I hope they see this and touch on it in some episode of something. 👏
Shane Madej simply does not get enough credit for his lyricism. I'm always blown away by the musical numbers.
The end credit scenes are certainly re-enactments of Shane’s fever dreams also I have two theories:
1. That lotion is poison and Ryan is slowly being poisoned to death.
2. The Professor being descended from dragons or dinosaurs is probably that or Ryan is descended from dragons and he’s gonna realize his heritage saving the whole show with his powers.
I'm thinking that the puppet cream will either turn Ryan into a puppet himself or allow the "Holler-Puppet" Professor to possess his body (which is why he wants Ryan's body in good shape.)
@@pompe221 that’s a good point! I didn’t hear that part about wanting him in good shape. Makes sense it’d be possession.
well it’s a theory that the concept of dragons came from ancient peoples finding dinosaur bones lying around and being like “wtf is with these giant dead lizards”, so if the professor is descended from dinosaurs ig you could say he’s descended from dragons
Maya is great, she fits right in with The Professor and Ryan's dynamic. If this show ever gets a season 6, she needs to come back.
I ❤Maya
It's appropriate that a sponsorship from Established Titles would happen in a story arc about people who are not what they seem.
Those dinnosaurs have such a healthy relatioship, I'm so proud and happy for them!
Ryan: I don't trust the Professor and I think he's up to something.
Also Ryan: I'll put this super sketchy lotion on. I have no concerns.
Okay but the little DnD segment was so fun. This season just keeps continuing to one up itself and I’m loving it
I would love to play a few sessions with Shane as DM. That segment tells me he would be a really fun BBEG to fight.
What is the professor up to? Ryan winning every episode this season but, winning lotion? If that is a hologram of the professor, is the real one still back in time? Is that really the same professor? How did he make it? Was he somehow re-born and mixed with dino DNA? He got bigger but did anything else happen? so many questions!
Wait the professor got bigger? How did I not notice this
I think Professor is ready to take over Ryan's body🥲... Just a few more episodes...
The Invincible Tiger Puppet looks fierce, yet so cuddly ☺️
I love the three eyes and their eye color gold
At this point we need a Watcher cinematic universe
I heard that Henry Cavill left "The Witcher" so he could play Propeller in the PHCU.
The Puppet is planning to wear Ryan like a human meat suit
The puppets were really good since the beginning but it’s really cool to see how Shane’s skill and effort evolved and how elaborate the puppets have become. The tiger is SO good and the eyes even light up! As someone who likes to do crafts, I’m really jealous of Shane’s puppet making skills. His puppets are so polished and professional looking.
In the description you can see that there’s someone else on the team credited for the puppet making but Shane probably lends some creative direction!
That ending is like a very traumatic Sesame Street lesson preparing kids for a younger sibling.
I know technically the CZcams channel has no real say in what ads play during the ad breaks, but I just want everyone to know this video generated some of the weirdest freaking CZcams ads I have ever seen. You're clearly doing something right.
paper towel country song 😍
womens boxers and small-chested bra ads were the ones i got
i got an ad that was just a four-second clip of a goal in a hockey game 😭
One of the ones I got was someone playing techno music in the dark wearing a white plague doctor mask, with the whole video distorted through an iMovie glow filter. Just so everyone knows where the bar is at.
I got an instructional video on how to paint a room. Isn't that kind of self-explanatory? Why is it over 17 minutes long?
I heard that established titles is a problematic company that tiptoeing around rules. Nevertheless we love you professor!!!!!
Yeah, a bit awkies coming back to older episodes now that it's been out there in the mainstream as a scam lol. For months and months I've been so annoyed at channels accepting this sponsor 🙄 like, how did you NOT know there was something up?
OMG I am Viet and I am so happy you talked about the trung sisters, they never get any coverage!