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The performers suggest unlikely things to hear at an award show in Scenes We'd Like to See.
Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis discuss the events of the week in the company of guests Tom Allen, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Olga Koch and Glenn Moore.
Mock The Week | Series 18 Episode 3 | BBC
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3:20 I just love how there's that one guy who can see the joke coming
And the award for the Best Envelope Seal goes to... well I canât open this envelope because this seal is amazing
That origami joke killed me!
I just love the way it unfolded gradually.
obviously not you wrote that.
Meh, I kind of feel the joke works better on paper...
@@butteredreality4502 That creased me up.
"Welcome to the kitchen mishaps awards. Lets see which contestants have egg on their face!"
That Ed Byrn joke is top tier đ
Milton Jones mode: Award? No this A ward. Youâre at the hospital.
That's amazing!
It's so spot on I could read it in his voice
Award? No Dara, you have a wart for sitting too long.
Hospital!? What is it?!
â@@sasukesarutobi3862It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.đ
There's an old reference.
This show should be renamed "Mock The O'briain"
Wakaran Thereâs a Whose Line Is It Anyway compilation of the contestants mocking Drew. Someone should put together a mocking Dara compilation.
@@KevinNerfs someone did, it's just not very up to date
I died at the saudi thief joke đ€Ł
I didn't get it
So did the thief
@@AhmadSmile1994 in Saudi Arabia you can have your hand cut off for theft.
I love Edâs running bits.
And the winner for this years biggest secret is... well, i couldn't possibly tell you that...
Victoria
I don't get it? The winner would be the keeper not the secret...
Ed Byrne is a national treasure.
Ed Byrne took commitment to the max with his joke!
Unlikely things to hear at an award show: *insert cannonical representation of the sound of Dara's button*
And the award for best sound effect in a TV show goes to...
And the award for funniest joke in this sketch goes to...... It's a three way tie! Angela for "Origami", Hugh for "the Wurst", and Ed for The (wait for it) Pause"! Well done all of you!
I'd throw Ellie's "statue up my partner" joke in there as well.
Ben Folds Five should have got that Origami award
0:50 Tonys! Hugh accent on point
1:11 I swear he has jokes written on his left hand which he reads at 2:09 and 2:30 lol
The guests get the subjects before filming so they will prepare jokes
@@eddienerphy5788 Huh... I didnt know that, thanks.
Whatever works for him :P
Expecting someone to say â not nominated tonight is meryl Streepâ
1:21, new life breathed into an Olde Rob Beckett joke from a Mock Series Past.........even gave it extended life.....
The title should be:
Unlikely things to hear at an award show unless Ricky Gervais is hosting.
1:13 "Welcome to the national car key awards...." i misinterpreted and expected him to say "let's take a look at tge nominees for best shade of green 2019" đđ
Khaki is a yellowish brown mate
I don't know exactly why these pauses became so popular among TV presenters, but Ed is certainly on to something.
I watched a quiz show and the pause "And the answer is"...and the answer was a full 10 seconds. Do that for 20 questions through the show, and you same a lot of TV time and money.
The other trick is, getting to "And the answer is"...short pause..."Right after this break". insert 3 minutes of ads, come back to a review of what happened, and after about 5 minutes, we get the answer, that is, if you havent told the TV to bugger off and changed channel.
And to this day, Nish Kumar still cannot remember his rap.
Well now on BBC One, after that slight delay, we have live coverage from this year's... Southern Rail Awards.
Ed, weâve been sitting here all night, just tell us who won!
Sounds like the Democratic Iowa Caucus...
And the award for shortest pause goes to me.
..................... IT'S ME!!!
_That_ is how you tell a joke.
Weâve researched for those musicians who we lost in the last year from the rock and metal genres, so we did include them in tonightâs memorium to apologize to those fans of rock and metal.
I love how people are now making their own jokes on here. I'm not being sarcastic, I think it's great. Some of you all are funny.
I assume most of them are bots. These videos are brilliant training data for AI models, after all.
Just kidding, I agree. It's great :)
And the award for Best Magical Movie goes to... Every Single Disney Movie
0:28 Well, it had to happen one day.
And now for the special Grammyâs memorial, a tribute to all of the rock stars that we gladly lost this year and will soon be lost.
at 1:14 you can see something written on Rhys James hand
"And the award for best game show goes to....."
(Whispering to myself)
"Please not Blockbusters."
(Opening envelope)
"SHIT!"
The Uber joke killed me
I really like the award for the most drawn out pause.
2:23....and the Duke of Edinburgh award for driving goes to the Duke of Edinburgh
And the award for Best Film goes to...clingfilm!
Nish's rap is awesome.
Here's one: And the Jim'll Fix It badge goes to the kid who milked the cow blindfolded!
He must've been in udder disbelief!
And the award for procrastinator of the year goes to:
*drops envelope and walks off stage*
I'll tell you tomorrow...
The best driver award goes to George MichaelâŠ
3:32 and the award goes to a Berazategui clinic
And the award for Best Metal album goes to... kanye west
The national key awards đđđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
My favourite Ed Byrne riposte.
Things unlikely to hear at interviews
You ask a lot of questionsđĄđ
L-R: Rhys James, Ellie Taylor, Ed Byrne, Angela Barnes, Hugh Dennis, Nish Kumar. Names in description are wrong.
Ellie đ
Nice
Give him a hand :@
0:39 Ed reminds me of Vector, the villain from the first Despicable Me movie... :)
And the award for best first joke for every scenes weâd like to see goes to... Milton Jones!
And the award for Best Portrayal of a Gay Man by a Straight Man goes to...
I love Ellie's dress she's got really gorgeous legs
Think so to, to bad the shoes don't fit.
I've heard some of these before
"yeah I said it"
And now for your Grammys entertainment, Metallica and lady gaga where we now turn off lady gagaâs microphone instead of James Hetfieldâs.
Guests in description is wrong
And the award for Buzzer of the Year goes to....
Someone should've stopped someone and said, Imma let you finish but beyo.....
Winner of rapping is ken Bruce popmaster radio 2 sipping my tea â it's delicious popmaster radio 2 I love the show it's good
WE WANT A (IN THE FLESH) NEW SEASON
3:04 didn't Andy Parsons tell a similar joke years back? Something along the lines of, "...this is going straight up my arse!"...?
The jokes may be similar, but it's a world of difference.
She said âright up my husbandâ, as in a different person.
âA betâs a bet, darling!â
10/10
That Duke of Edinburgh joke was so layered. Incredible joke.
Some of these got dark. We need more of that dark humor
Made me think. How many oscars have been used That way...
And the winner of the Best Guitarist goes to... lil wayne
1:21
2:12
2:54
And the winner of the Most Unfunny Person is...
Hang on a minute it appears everyone has voted for me.
I don't think I understand the joke at 3:09, could somebody pls tell me so i know my idea is wrong
The Husband probably said something of effect of "If you win that award, you can shove it up my arse"
Sheâs gonna peg him with the trophy đ€Ł
"And the Mobo award for best Reggae act goes to Tommy Robinson ft. Nigel Farage...."
A more family friendly version Rhys' last joke:
Ladies and gentlemen, please give a hand to the winner of Broken Skeleton of the Year.
And the winner of the people who will never return to Mock the Week award is Frankie Boyle!
That blockbusters joke....that was too far.
Iâm only here for Ellie Taylorâs legsâŠ.again đ„°đ„°đ„°
Hugh Dennis was hospitalized for severe back pain due to carrying this show.
I think you forgot about Ed Byrne.
@@kylestubbs8867 He's not on every episode though.
I can't be the only one who saw that writing on his hand
Who's hand?
It's no secret that they're told the topics in advance so they can prepare jokes. Some panellists write jokes on their hand, others go back to their seats between topics to consult a notebook.
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What do you mean we at the Grammys donât respect rock and metal. Of course we respect them, we just want people to respect pop and rap more.
You have way too much time. You're not even funny.
Well Iâm sure glad that School of Rock lost to hamilton for Best Musical at the 2016 Tony Awards.
2020: 3449
and now NO ONE is First. you can't claim it, it doesn't exist. Foist your First somewhere else
Lol that pause and rap were awkward as hell. So awkward even people pitied on them and laugh
Perhaps that was the joke?
Who is the brunette? Asking for... a... friend..
Well, you can tell your "friend" it's.........
Ellie Taylor.
@@edwinlamont4187 Really going for next year's Dramatic Pause award there, aren't you?
@@butteredreality4502 ....
..Yeah.
Ellie Taylor? she supposed to be funny? hmm, same for Angela Barnes (but then her mentor is Sarah Millican so no wonder she can't tell a joke)
âAnd the award for parents of the year go to... Kate and Gerry McCannâ
"And the award goes to ... Kate and Gerry McCann!"
...
"Kate and Gerry could not be with us tonight, as they're currently having dinner at the restaurant next door."
I guess I'm the first person to mention frankie
Is Nish Kumar a comedian?
No he isn't.
Donât they like to vomit on themselves for the shit they are doing?!!
Could Ellie be any better looking
And the award for most past its best comedy show goes to........
Have I Got News for You
And the award for dumpiest redheaded dwarf goes to.....
Your mum
When the sarcastic reply gets more likes than the original, unnecessarily insulting comment, and such a beautifully simple reply it is too. Good work.
and this comment
That woman with the red shoes what nice feet
and then this comment
''Can Sam Smith please hand back his 4 Grammy's as he now identifies as non binary?''
Anyone else wonder why Ed punches the air so often when heâs so rarely funny?
Modern day comedians, seen here proving they're some of the unfunniest people ever to have born.