@EjvindDark Perhaps, but the in the Columbine massacre there were two of them ('Harry' and 'Ron'), and they killed themselves in the cafeteria of the school, whereas Dunblane was one middle-aged man who killed himself in the school gym.
Half-men Half-Horse. As in they got human torso arms and head, but a horses legs. Well you could say that you replace the head + neck of a Horse with a Human Stomach, Back, Arms and head you get the picture
@AvengerDanXD Columbine high school massacre. Two students went on a shooting spree before killing themselves in the school cafe. It's a very famous case.
@smeg12345 you don't watch too much QI, do you? "Britain" is often used to mean the entire UK, and that context is what i was referring to, as the term "Britain" was used in your comment. otherwise i would have said 'UK', as i usually do. last time i checked, NI was part of the UK (it may have changed while my back was turned..), so therefore, 'Britain' & 'British' would also include NI, but not ROI...
"Finishing in the cafeteria, harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves".... all the other wizards with their pumped up kicks.
pumped up sticks
Frankie and Hugh had way too much fun with the Harry Potter topic.
"I'm sorry Harry," said Ron, "I thought you felt the same way."
"It's not as good as that one" - aw, bless!
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves."
Hahahahahaha. The subtlety in that joke is fucking exquisite.
As Harry bent over and put his face into the pensieve, Dumbledore snatched at an opportunity.
3:25 is my new ringtone.
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves!!!!!!!" OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Its a Columbine High School joke. The 2 attackers killed themselves in the cafeteria.
+Michael Langley Actually they killed themselves in the library on their second visit there
*Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis*
Our Thoughts and Prayers are with you.
'Now is not an appropriate time to talk about gun control'
@@footballnerd277 And now you're gonna believe us.
Frankie's go at 0:44 , funnily enough, is basically the plot of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen volume 3. I'm not even kidding.
You're not too :)
The fact that snape's death scene in that book is more true to his character than his actual death
1:58 "Come on ya bastard!" he said
I am Lord Voldemort...... and I'm an alcoholic. Love that line!!
Frankie went to the mic when Dara just started to say the topic. He is fast
My entry:
"It was a warm summer day when Scrotie McBoogerBalls..."
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis "AAAAAAAAA!" lol, why do I find that funniest? ^^
I've never seen dara laugh so much!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! most unhelpful thing in a crisis ;)
What a team,frankly Hugh and Ed,nobody would stand a chance
Frankie Boyle is a legend.
He makes the funniest jokes I ever heard on Mock The Week.
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves"
So fucking funny.
Why don't we get the UN involved?
unhelpful lines to say in a crisis, probably the best quick fire round yet
Genital warts at hogwarts, I died when she said that!
hahahaha these two were probably my favourite categories :DDD
*pauses at 0:03* That... is an unusual expression...
Where's Russell Howard on a day like this XD
'Let's have a nice cup of tea'.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!" LMAO
shall we use the invisibilty postion to spy on Hermione while she is having a shower
The cafeteria joke went past me... but then I got it and laughed like mad.
I swear to God Frankie could say anything and I'd still laugh.
Ahh, love the goat joke!
Frankie and Ed, opposites but hillarious
Hugh, Joe, Frankie and Russell would be like, the ultimate team.
3:24 i KNEW one of them would scream! X-D
The worlds about to blow up... YESS!!!!!
"I'm not a fucking wizard!! 😭😭"
2:33 sheer brilliance xD
*Hugh has not aged.*
Too good *-*
It might have been a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore, who apparently was quite fond of goats.
the best trio eva, Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis and Ed Bryne
The True British Flag
Ed Burn is hilarious. Nothing more to say.
My entry:
"Now why didn't I think of that sooner?" said Harry as he stared at the bullet hole going through Voldemort's head.
GREASE THE GOAT!! LOLOOOL
3:22 is the best bit
No-one is too YOUNG for Happy Potter!
yeah fair enough, and after reading Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, i can see the big difference in the levels
unhelpful things to say in a crisis.
bugger.
Most likely a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore. He had an affinity with goats.
@Dehbishop St Georges Cross is the red cross over the white background and it represents england, not wales OR ireland.
LOL, Frankie at 0:45 Columbine reference
Well, she did have a hilarious scene at 0:13.
:)
@Abbi Telford thats very similar to Hugh Dennis's rohypnol gag
3:25 (Andy Parsons screams)
"....ARGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
@Awesomegirl9088 I almost pissed myself laughing at that line....
Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis:
"I know, why don't we get the UN involved"
XD
ED BYRNE!!!!
No one is too old for harry potter =p
@rassinlababidi I've heard (and it probably is true) that they're told the topics beforehand so that they can think of some stuff to do straight away.
"Show us where Dumbledore touched you," said the Judge. "Show us on the doll."
Oh frankie :)
first time i heard it, i cried with laughter for about 10 minutes. second time round, it just isnt the same... :(
@EjvindDark Perhaps, but the in the Columbine massacre there were two of them ('Harry' and 'Ron'), and they killed themselves in the cafeteria of the school, whereas Dunblane was one middle-aged man who killed himself in the school gym.
here, here
@smeg12345 that all depends on if he is from ROI or Northern Ireland.
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis
"Well...just got one piece of advice for you all. EVERYONE PANIC! WE'RE ALL FUCKED!"
Love the columbine reference
@IAmGenerationPotter Whose line is it anyway?
or become one....with all the knowledge one attains during life
@0:45 Frankie Boyle you legend!!!!!!!! :L
“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. - C. S. Lewis
What was the cafeteria one about
Frankie didn't even look at the category when he walked up. i hate fake shit :p
reference to school massacres
Can someone explain the "14th century text" joke at 2:57 to me?
what does the cafeteria joke mean?
I think it was a reference to Lord of Flies, however I have no idea what it has to do with Harry Potter.
Half-men Half-Horse. As in they got human torso arms and head, but a horses legs. Well you could say that you replace the head + neck of a Horse with a Human Stomach, Back, Arms and head you get the picture
was frankie ever on the losing team? ;
can someone please explan the first frankie boyle joke?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@AvengerDanXD Columbine high school massacre. Two students went on a shooting spree before killing themselves in the school cafe. It's a very famous case.
what are the beeps for?
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis: Scotland is here to help
can someone explain the cafeteria joke at 0:45
hilarious..
1:09 = Aberforth Dumbledor?
i am lord voldemort... and i am an alcaholic
My sir name is Potter :)
Harry Potter and the other actors who didn't actually read the book
was that the two boys who played too much DOOM?
I think it's meant as phallic imagery
@smeg12345 you don't watch too much QI, do you? "Britain" is often used to mean the entire UK, and that context is what i was referring to, as the term "Britain" was used in your comment. otherwise i would have said 'UK', as i usually do. last time i checked, NI was part of the UK (it may have changed while my back was turned..), so therefore, 'Britain' & 'British' would also include NI, but not ROI...
@smeg12345 I think he's talking about how the british flag is made up of three flags which use to reprecent Scotland, England and Ireland.
i miss russell :'(
I think they've probably just seen the films ...
ngl i dont get the turned the wands on themselves
@x0th101 i miss herpies