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Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week in the company of guests Tom Allen, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Sophie Duker and Milton Jones.
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The island sea bridge one got me lmao
The look on his face sells it so well
laughed way too hard at Milton's catapillar joke. . đđ
It was so weird and adorable at the same time!
You can't laugh too hard at that
fun fact, it wouldn't work - caterpillars don't just grow wings when they pupate, they completely dissolve inside the chrysallis!
"No, everyone's dead" that really made me laugh out loud.
âThereâs no food or medicine but we had a referendum so we have to get on with itâ Gold đđ„đŻ
Miltonâs unbelievably funny, but that last joke buffalo painting his picture killed me đđđđ
âNo, everyoneâs deadâ
Killed međđđđđ
That was to die for.
That eating in the bush joke by Tom Allen is quality.
Nick Currie itâs painfully obvious and has been made every time this category has come up
@@adaml5796 so what it was funny
Gay jokes ........ yawn
@@Beanbag777 poor you
Romain Savioz who are you anyway
Miltonâs first joke is actually commentary about next year also 0:59 is Outnumberedâs alternate ending
David Lance THATS where heâs from! I knew Iâd seen him somewhere!
Second joke*
Milton? Don't you mean Hugh?
Steph Hulme I said Miltonâs & Hughâs
David Lance I mean you were mostly right. Welcome to 2020 everyone!
Ed Byrne starting to look like James May - Milton is just so funny
Oh shit he does but a lot slimmer
Good news!
"Well tonight I will be eating in the bush, which is a first for me"
Best one!
Milton stole this one. Fun jokes from everyone but he's just brill.
Almost all the jokes from the red shirt guy got me. LOl
Milton :)
milton is iconic
Milton Jones, if you want to find more of his stuff.
His jokes are so innocent and weird, really like it!
My entry:
It was boiling hot today, so I decided the best way to overcome it was to strip bare naked and find the coldest place I could find. Thatâs why I was thrown out of the freezer at Tesco
Milton needs to be permanent
IS HE NOT?! đ±đ±đ±đ±đ±đ±
@@MichaelM28 nope only your point of view
@@MichaelM28 nah cmon that bullfrog one was brilliant
@@romainsavioz5466 and apparently at least 675 other people's point of view.
@@innovativeatavist159 not talking about op
The water buffalo one, very random đ
Duck and pancake one got me
Irish bullfrog is ready to mate but his buzzing sound... And then the guy instinctively pressed the buzzer! Hilarious! đ
"the guy" being Dara, and it's not instinctive, it's the format of that round.
Other than that, good effort.
Hereâs my own version of Miltonâs penultimate joke:
Remember, the catâs natural predator...is the cucumber.
You eat cat meat with cucumber?
Don't you just hate when a water buffalo just starts drawing you...
The thumbnail looks like a really weird slam poetry set
Miltonâs mind is amazing!
I laughed so hard at the kite joke I nearly blacked out.
Milton Jones comedy is incredible.
the caterpillar joke đ
Milton is a treasure!!!
Wonder if Milton is waiting out COVID back on his home planet....
Oh goodness
Milton Jones! The first joke did it for me.
Magnificent Milton and Hilarious Hugh.
The kite one killed me.
I laughed way harder than I should've done at the first one đđ€Łđ
''Living off nothing but dead beatles? Yoko Ono is a veteran in that''
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Ono you didn't!
Ooooooooooh!
1:06 my thoughts at every survival show...
(except for Alone, of course!)
I'm a simple man. I see Milton Jones, I click like.
"THEY HAD *BEAR GRYLLS"*
My suggestion:
"I have been living in sweltering conditions for the last month and even after several drinks of water, I am still running out of breath. I told you it was a bad idea to hold the World Cup in Qatar."
Hmm⊠pretty good.
Milton is the best
When Milton's joke is repeated excessively "everybody's dead dave"
Well, Ed did indeed call it.
1:24 best one
On the beach. Catching crabs.
From Tracy.
âWelcome to Love Island.â
The barbecue joke was the best
Ed cut his hair.
I didn't know he was there when the video first started. I only noticed when he stepped forward to do his first one :O
What was that cut?
Sophie's Bear Grylls joke made this for me, ngl xD
at least they took out the emoticons
"Don't worry about it, no one is going to see this."
Maybe it's just my sense of humour but Hugh is nearly always the best one at these. And he was again here.
Not maybe. There are plenty of people who find Milton the most funny.
What makes you laugh and what makes you angry are utterly subjective.
One word:
"Taxi!"
When we crash landed on this island I never would have guessed it would finally get me on Cash Cab.
Oh Milton... you otter pancake, you
I love how most of the comments are about Milton Jones.
Who's the new addition? She's hilarious.
Amanda Cor she wasn't though. She was mildly amusing but not really that funny
Sophie Duker..
Sophie Duker, she's amazing!! Like, actually really awesome. If you have a chance go see her live because she's hilarious and loves interacting with her audience. She hosts a comedy night called Wacky Racists every month in London, it's such a good night!! So happy to see her there, she so deserves it
@@epsilonalpha2430 Oh no, someone has a different sense of humour and finds different things funny. It's almost as if there's an element of subjectivity to what is and is not funny.
@@Doorisessa well there is a subjectivity to what is and isn't funny. For example jokes about cancer aren't funny. But are you telling me to some people they are?
One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand. Olly olly oxen free, oh youâre right there.
One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand... but only one will survive.
Was this on telly? I don't remember seeing this.
Oh no a plane, letâs hide
Iâve been in the dragonâs den for over a month now, and how unlucky for me to tell you, Iâm out.
0:50 And that actually happened
Ducks natural predator is the pancake?
Yeah, I have to admit that's perhaps the first one from Milton that went over my head.
Beijing duck in pancakes is a well-loved Chinese dish. :)
@@LOLrigole I figured it was something related to Chinese food with the ducks.
@@LOLrigole Is it popular enough in the UK to get that reference?
It is a very unlikely thing to hear on a survival show if you ask me.
0:43 - best one
We're going eat this plant oi Dave pass the salt and vinegar
So, the pub's just round the next rock then
Iâve been living near Broadway surviving on the streets because of School of Rock not being on Broadway anymore. So it looks like Iâll have to do what my family and everyone else wants me to do, and go see hamilton.
No everyone is dead!
It was harrowing.
im starting to really like milton
The one in the bright shirt has it right this time. Every one of follows that other first of...brilliant
The one with birds on his shirt? Thatâs Milton Jones.
look at her foot at 3:27, you ca see where the went between cuts
good catch
Thanks for that.
I have known for a long time that, in general, the comedians do not actually rush to the microphone so close after the previous one, but that it is cut to keep the broadcast flowing.
This is the first time I actually see some evidence of the editing.
@@dozog I've been to one of the recordings, the amount of editing was quite surprising. Around three hours of material gets cut down into a 28 minute programme. They cut out a lot of jokes that don't get much of a reaction (even though the audience is told to laugh, even if they don't get the joke or think it's funny) or if the comedian cocks up the delivery.
@@gwishart I would have a serious problem being in the audience, laughing at stuff that isn't half funny.
It's probably funnier if you don't know "how the sausage is made"
What's the connection between ducks and pancakes?
The pancake is the duck's natural predator.
I believe its a reference to a Chinese dish called Peking duck.
Why isn't this show on BBC America?
So Iâm ready to survive on this deserted island, but first let me get my things out of my hotel room.
Sophie Duker is very cute
đ€WHOEVER IS READING THIS, I hope you have a peaceful dayđ€ (Please don't click on my face. I'm a germaphobe.)
That's....not how it works....
"Bring on the wall!"
TONIGHT ON I'M A CELEBRITY, GLORIA GAYNOR JOIN'S THE JUNGLE, PROCLAIMING-
I didn't get the duck and pancake joke. đ€
Peking duck
they missed or didn't do a joke about survivor show or the donner party.
Remember to escape quicksand, swim out of it.
Didn't get the duck and pancake joke... help anyone?
Sorry that nobody replied sooner. It is basically a surrealistic joke, saying something unexpected and pretty unbelievable from a scientific viewpoint. To my taste, the best joke in this video.
â@@TrondBrgeKrokli almost. While it is surreal, it's not entirely random. It's a reference to duck pancakes you sometimes get at Chinese restaurants.
They should find new topics đ§
They should do one for "Things too unbroadcastable to say on Mock the Week". That would be interesting to see.
@@joewhite22 They'd have to get Frankie back for it
@@joewhite22 well they cant mention race, being gay or women, so theres not a lot left
@@Death2AllGaming Some people complain that there are too many gay, feminism and black jokes.
I donât get the buzzing can someone explain
"I think it's because the host work the buzzer is Irish and she's making fun of him wanting to mate when he hits the buzzer."
But don't quote me...
Alright who quoted me?!
Donât get why people are complaining about the women. I thought they were pretty funny and even if you didnât find them funny they hardly said anything.
That worms joke though
Michael McGrath itâs two women, who to some are funny. There have been plenty of unfunny men on the show I just donât think itâs a big deal having two women on the show. If they were obnoxiously unfunny Iâd have a different opinion but theyâre not that bad
@@taswick223 yeah and those unfunny men dont get invited back
@@MichaelM28 It's utterly subjective. Ask your wife if she thinks the woman were funny.
Angela has produced some pretty funny lines. More importantly, she is much better now than she was the first time she was on.
Again.. its utterly subjective anyway.
She's funny isn't she?
How many buzzing sound jokes are there going to be?
only as much as bear Grylls
Who's the guy in Hawaii shirt?
Milton Jones
Itâs been over a year since everyone has been home because of the coronavirus. We have not been able to go out of our homes to do anything. The only thing we can do is be bored at home until itâs over.
It's not been over a year
Dara I'm disappoint to see theres still no fĂĄda in your name
0:44 - not seeing a problem here - the strategy worked for Joe Biden. :)
Iâm voting myself out of the show
I canât be out in the jungle with all of my expensive clothing and I have to stay clean. Iâm a celebrity, get me out of here.
Itâs already been five games in the National Football League, and already one team is reigned superior due to favoritism. But the question is when are the patriots going onto Super Bowl 54 already?
Huh a Mock the Week video in my recommended, it's been so long since I watched the show.
*Only laughs at Ed Byrne and Hugh Dennis*
Oh yeah, that's why...
its supposed to be a survival show....but most of these are David Attenborough impressions
Its supposed to be "unlikely things to hear.... " so if they are David Attenborough impressions.. they are on target.
''What you in the background isn't mosquito's it's actually hidden speakers with recordings of high pitched farts''
too much bear grylls references
Yo can i just switch to creative for like 2 seconds?
We will now test our survival skills on eating so called food in this vegan restaurant
Uh this is annoying, where's the PA with my Perrier and steak tartar. I ordered my supper 3 hours ago.
0:45 sounds like Biden's 2020 campaign
00:30 Never have I ever cringed.
@@yves7160 yes true. Funny but unexpectedly gross
I dont get why everyone loves Milton Jones he just says random things with a deadpan expression.
He's decent with delivery, but looks much better compared to the other crappy guests.
I think he's funnier when he stops trying to be so wacky. Sometimes he puts too much wackiness into his delivery and for me it detracts from the joke.
His style is more reminiscent of bygone comedy acts like Chaplin, the Marx brothers, 3 Stooges and Laurel and Hardy - not everything needs to be especially smart to be funny.
What you call random often has relevance to the subject being discussed, but in an offhand barely connected way designed to take you by surprise.
Sure its not for everyone, but as you noticed it clearly works for many commenters here.
If you think they are random things, i am gonna say you don't get the jokes.
His humor is largely based on a different perspective on reality.
He leads you with a premise, then inverts your assumption with his punchline.
It may not be your style, in the same way some people don't laugh every time a penis or a tit is the punchline.
Too many Bear Gryll's references
tell me when i should laugh