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- From a Quiz Show to a Children's Book, our guests share some hilarious ideas in 'Unlikely Things To Read...'
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Series 14, Episode 8.
Watch the funniest Mock The Week moments here! We're uploading your favourite Mock The Week clips featuring Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan, Stewart Francis, Hugh Dennis and more every week, hosted by Dara O'Briain.
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I love how Dara leapt to Angela's defense.
"She didn't do it. Don't boo her."
@Paul Adams Some women are extremely funny.
Their jokes are. Its just the delivery that fails very often. Comedian should be an actors as well in my book.
@Paul Adams #sarahmillican
@Paul Adams #ShappiKhorsandi
@Paul Adams #SaraPascoe
That cupboard joke was bloody genius
It's like the one with nish
"What's the difference between an Indian and and Asian elephant? Ones not an elephant"
"I'm not an elephant"
2:39 I love how Ed Gamble finished his Indian joke and immediately looked to see Romesh's reaction, and Romesh was already walking towards the mic to respond! 😂
Thanks for explaining that I would have never understood what they were doing if not for you, thank you so much.
I love how Romesh dosn't care and takes the mick out of his indian race himself!
@@flabbster
That's because he is from Sri Lanka....
@@IgglePyggle I thought PP was explaining what he loved, rather than explaining what happened?
A subtle difference, but a difference none the less.
I thought the timing was perfect.
"I'm Paddington from Darkest Peru" said the small bear.
"Deport him!" said the Home Secretary.
"Woman can't be Ghostbusters wah" send 😆
The Jack and Jill one is my favorite 😂
OK, either I'm in a jolly mood today or this clip was especially funny.
both
Definitely Both
I thinks one of the better ones out there.
A little column A, a little column B
Maybe you’re in a jolly mood because this clip was especially funny.
I'll NEVER think of Paddington the same way again :)
My All-Time Favourite "Unlikely Lines to Hear in a Children's Book" moment is definitely when Chris Addison turns "The Gruffalo" into "Stringfellow" XDXDXD
5:58 that was great and finished on a high. Hugh Dennis says it as if he really means it.
That was the best one!
Nipple clamps & Lube is the name of my new memoir.
Mine will be 'Hookers And Blow'
My one is “Condom of Cocaine”
Mine will be “A Tree and LSD”
Grew up poor so "Stolen Pliers and Chaffing," for me.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
Almost spat my tea out at Swallows and Amazons.
Yep adult content .. and a female proffeser gets sacked for claiming only women have vaginal birth canals
This show is an antidote to a very bad day.
Dara bursts a blood vessel laughing at Hugh's last joke, then unhesitatingly gives the points to Ed's team. Wrap the green flag round me, boys!
It's cos it Dara wasn't on Stephens' side
As far as I know, they film him giving points to both teams, and the editor gets to decide which is used - the dumbest thing I have seen, is an episode where team A got all the points and team B won the show.
@@flemmingpedersen567 Wait are you telling me, that you actually pay attention to who wins and who gets the points? You must be literally the only one.
@@ze_rubenator Only that one time, because it was so obvious - my brain just wouldn't accept it, so I scrubbed through the show to make sure, and the winning team didn't get a single point - I know why they have to have the points, but it still seems pointless.
Never understood why they bother with "points" tbh. Never made sense.
The Narnia, Indian/Cupboard and Ghostbusters jokes were great
The ghostbusters joke was gaslighting straight from the studio's pr company. People had three main problems with the movie. It shit on the original cast, it wasn't funny, and they advertised with misandry.
'So Christopher Robin spent a long, happy morning playing with his beloved Pooh, and his mum finally accepted that she needed to consult a psychiatrist about her son's serious scatological issues'.
Bear in mind, this is the best bit of MTW. They film nearly three hours of content for each episode and this is the stuff that makes the cut.
So? That's how media works. Bad songs cut from albums don't make the remaining songs any worse, and bad bits cut from MTW don't make the funny bits any less funny.
kinda proves that its unscripted then
@@jamierobertson9832 Correct. It's more like an on the spot rehearsal and partly prepped. They get told the subjects before the show rolls, Then come up with a whole bunch of stuff for filming.. A mix of ideas they thought of before hand and stuff they come with on the day, And then the producers take all the bit they want and make the TV show. But the live audience get to see the whole thing unfold in front of them which could be several hours.. It's definitely a day out for them each time.
Ed Byrne!!!
Ivo is underrated
Dec 2022 Still underrated
"And from under the bridge came the voice of the troll. 'WAH! Woman can't be Ghostbusters', *send*".
“Is that your final answer Mr Von Trapp?”
Name? Kieth Vaz-I mean Jim!
Occupation? MP-I mean washing machine salesman!
2:45 “oh come on that’s not fair”
im gonna be sooo freakin depressed when i get to the end ov this playlist :(
I love Ed gamble!!👍👏
1:23 ha Hugh looks ashamed about that Paddington one!
Who the hell runs this account? Why is this video tagged with the names of two performers who aren't in it?
Probably someone who thought this time they've finally nailed the youtube automatisation.
The intern, who replaced an intern who was even stupider.
Just checking on your attention and giving something to do. Job done for today.
They fit the right title, so they're improving
'Are those new tracks?' The Fat Controller asked Thomas.
'I've asked you not to make comments on my heroin addiction.' Thomas replied.
Imagine if pAddington did deal in cocaine in the live action films lol
"I will never tell you my name! You will have to _guess_ my name!" said Rumplestiltskin.
"Oh, thanks, narrator."
You're welcome.
Damn as someone who grew up being read swallows and amazon that joke hot me hard, brilliant.
Everyone's wondering if your typo should have been hit me hard or got me hard.
@@madisntit6547 it has been 5 months. I think it is safe to say it was “hit”
“And now for the next question, does my bum look big is this?”
It's the new version of 'clickbait title'.
You seem radiant today.
Yes
Plot twist, the subject for Brook/Essex vs Fry/Hawkins was popular culture from the mid 2000's, so it was indeed, pointless 😂
Bloody hell, why do I know that it is Baku? xD
Ah… so did I. Jinx!
Cheers! That joke was a little humiliating for me as an Azerbaijani, but got over it quite quickly, as the following ones were actually hilarious
No it is fuktifino
0:42 lol
"It's the banker and he thinks you're going to accept this deal, because in his box is your wife" - let's be honest here, there are a lot of people that would refuse the deal and count it as a win if they knew their box had 5p in it.
And most would ask "How long will he give me to think it over?"
Hahaha it's funny because marriage is terrible
WIFE BAD
Amanda makes my mouth water
Storm trooper trunks BLK on both sides
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍
Could someone explain the "washing machine salesman" joke?
Keith Vaz was caught in a scandal where he told those he was "engaging" with that he was a washing machine salesmen and his name was Jim
does anyone know 1:24 's name??
Ivo Graham if you're still wondering!
#Katherineryan isn’t in this video.... I believe that comedian’s name is Angela
Also josh widdacomb is also not in this video, along with Milton jones. Ed Gamble is there
Angela Barnes.
Who's that 0:36? Forgot his name.
Ed Gamble
If only he said Woody instead of Noddy
Well it wouldn't make sense, because Woody isn't in a "toy town' nor is he in a children's book.
"Intelligence make for some incredibly funny human beings".... What do i mean 🤨?....
"Now hold on, fellas. You can't be Woody and Buzz. I'm Woody and that's Buzz. Wait a minute, ain't you Andy's mums toys? I thought so. You have a nice now. I can tell Andy's mum will have a great night."
To you ?
Swallows and Amazons? What?
Netflix operates a streaming service as does Amazon.
‘Chill’ refers to engaging in intimate sexual activity and swallows refers to oral sex.
However… ‘Swallows and Amazons’ was a 1930 novel by Arthur Ransome about two groups of children who met on holiday. It became a 1974 movie and a later remake in 2016.
'' One minute i was in the hospital and all of a sudden everything went black said Prince Phillip when he arrived at the pearly gates''
#Outwilliamed
He's Going To Do Something Mutually Horrendous To Himself
Your are the weakest link but no one is the worst player here is your participation award
WAAAH well apparently the trolls were right, SEND!
Ed isn't saying anything about the quality of the film.
Like a Pudding, Society finally sets up, nothing can move, this state, the flowering, the Final Act; is followed by rot and confusion, dissolution and grievance. When it was still boiling, getting another ingredient or two, being stirred, scraped, cooled. The banquet lasts depending on the size of the pot. But when it's finished, it's over.
And at the end of that round the points goto whoever I f’ing want to give them too because I am Dara O’Brien and I am in charge and decide the winner even if I have given them less points through out the show than the other side...
@@muisverriet no one said I was but that’s how Dara does it.... watch an episode in full and you will see on some shows he has give move point to one side through out the show but then announced the winners to be the other team.
@@CricketEngland I'm pretty sure they film both teams being announced "the winner" and use whichever they feel like in editing.
@@CricketEngland that's because the show isn't for points. the points are part of a format that they create competitiveness and create a facade of originality in the show. the format isn't the focus point of the show, the comedy is, and so he just does whatever he wants within the format to prop up that facade
@@franticranter yes and that’s what I said
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In this dara says "the points are arse" and don't matter.
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You can have women ghostbusters, just don’t have shit writing to go along with it.
No no no
I would add, and not those women. Maybe some with actual talent 🤣
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Have you seen the last Ghostbusters? Troll might've been on to something Ed ;)
That ghostbusters film was shite tbf tho
My God an anti Labour leader joke. That's a rare thing.
Hear a story called Ed Gamble
Were he Gambled to be a crappy comedian
Do you like green eggs and ham? I do not like them Sam I Am, I do not like green eggs and ham. I just don’t think you should’ve made this dish at all, it’s disastrous. The yolks are green and not yellow, and the ham is green and not cooked to a medium rare. Plus the eggs are still undercooked I can hear them cluck, the ham is raw I can still hear it oink. So I’m not scoring this dish at all
These are so much better when the politics stay out of it. Thank you!
Uncorrect.
It's always the closet racists who say politics shouldn't be in comedy
Guess this is an older episode, from back when it WAS unlikely to find sexual things in a children's book.
And political things
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 someones existence is political now? You twats sound like Thatcher and she was the biggest twat of em all
What children's books are you reading??
Women could be ghostbusters if they were funny and capable actresses. And it came with a decent script.
Of course women can be Ghostbusters......,
Just means it will earn less money and be boring.!!!
It wasn't great
And twas true! Women cant be ghostbusters. it was utter shit.
Honestly the female Ghostbusters movie sucked out loud and I'm not ashamed to say it
Such a shame Angela Barnes is in it, least funniest person on this show ever
I hear you. However, that title surely belongs to Gina Yashere. She did two accents (badly), Sowf Landan and Nigerian (after her mum).
Angela can be a little bit off the mark but she has had some belters.
Don't get me wrong, I am all for free speech,
but is it really necessary to make fun of people who cannot defend themselves?,
who are not well placed in society?,
who are poor?
This Canadian program really shocked me,
and its effort to hide behind satire is pathetic.
Rather give me old-fashioned British humor,
which never make fun of weak people.
(Big Bang Comedy will never see me again!)
Nobody is above being made fun of. Every good joke has a victim. And actually, most jokes are making fun of ideas which the performer thinks is bad. Not to promote ideas they believe in.
In fact, every joke I've ever died laughing at has been -ist or -phobic. Does that mean that I believe in those ideas? Not at all. A joke is a joke. And I'm sick of every joke being obligated to be socially conscious or pushing a political agenda. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
You don't have to do it if you don't want to. But when you appear to be a crank to everyone, don't be surprised if they act accordingly.
Only reason Ed is there is because he's Dara's pal, he's certainly not a comedian
Absolute rubbish, he’s awesome
The Indian with the lazy eye is auctually Sri Lankan. I don't wanna be that guy but that is the lazy stereotypeing that gets you reported to the FA. #noroomforracism
They still went on with the joke